>>154312344
first for fuggin finland
Freedom 250NEEDSSmiff
how do I boycott the whitehouse card while still watching it? I already dont have paramount
Heh.... This is what confidence looks like.The SterGodChadMengBrehs will be eating well this weekend. A £420 steak. Heh. Blaze it. Peace.
>>154326074luke thomas livestream/fightfairy companion
>>154326086good luck pal.
where the fuck is makwan that lazy piece of shit
I was walking around my city and whilst walking past a pub I saw a fat old lady of considerable weight collapsed on the floor. An elderly man, probably her husband, was pulling her up awkwardly, and imploring her to get up. Her legs were still lying slump whilst he hefted her upper half and it looked very uncomfortable A whole host of people had stopped and surrounded them, some offering help, others just sort of not sure what to do, but wanting to help if needed. They were all pretty small and weak-looking. I strolled past without a moments hesitation. It was cardio day and my walk had to be swift and without pause. I expect better of elderly people.
>>154326033low effort post kys
>>154326123we know you live in london tobes you've not really kept it hidden
>>154326074Serious question, have you ever felt pussy before?
hell yeah!
>>154326086Yasureboutdat? Ster was kinda sloppy in his last fights
heaven help me makwan was a jeet
>>154326160ole tobes and the depressed "french" guy make the craziest single bets
>>154326160SterGOD handily beat punished Ortega, and went neck and neck with Movsar, the de facto champ.
why tobias ignores me so i don't understand
If you're not ending every round with a rolling thunder, you ain't trying.
"I know real niggas when I see them, and SterGOD?.... *points at television screen* "- The Joker in The Dark Knight
spurned by gypsies abandoned by haps
forged by ice*heems everyone in my path*
The first rule of Team Alpha Male?Don't talk about Team Alpha Male.The second rule of Team Alpha Male?Bareback.
Alpha Team Male
They're shitting on us on /tv/
is it true they're doing brock vs alex cause gayne pulled out from fear
>>154326410I posted in that thread if you find it I be your best friend
>>154326465i posted too
il do a takedown and lay on you until u give up
>>154326569are you a sexy bulgarian skirt?
>>154326410Im putting an stop to it right nkw brb
the thread is whole now
>>154326410our weakest heemer would destroy their strongest, let them jest
shota sean strickraped
You guys lurk on /tv/? For what purpose?
Sean Strickland is undefeated against Muslims.
>>154326803do you think seans dad and toms dad trade war stories about you know those things with their sons
>>154326855Alex is a muslim. So is Usman.
>>154326834I go where Finald tells me to go
>>154326892RETARD ALERTRETARD ALERT
>>154326915Damn son, how many alerts you need?
>>154326855Usdaddy stretched, spunked, spanked, sealed and spackled shota Shawna for the ummah albeit
Ali ibn Peredi
>>154327018he took him to a decision actually
How's everyone doing today
>>154327036>Hamza LailaThat's a cartoon character from popular Brazilian kids show "Você é um idiota"
>>154327042Strickbussy took he dead daddy's dick to a decision
Raped faggot.RAPED FAGGOT!YOU'RE A RAPED FUCKING FAGGOT!!!!YOU RAPED FUCKING FAGGOT!YOU RAPED FUCKING FAGGOT!RAPED BITCH!!!!RAPED BITCH!!!!EVERYBODY LOOK AT THE RAPED BITCH!!!!RAPED FAGGOT!!!!YOU GOT FUCKING RAPED!!!
>>154327083you got some sick fantasies pal
our piggies are dropping like flies I fear
>>154327089they recreated the McGregor/stripper photo from his rise to fame, what a couple fellas eh bud?
>>154327089monitor on NOW!
>>154327018There's no way of knowing whether Usman was larping as Christian or Muslim on that particular day.
WE CANNOT FOLLOW THEM
They own us
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F2Csn3yMLMwBig Names on 'wani. Arman coming up, Ric Flair on right now
>>154327209i don't want to see flair in 26 that can't be anything but tragic
>>154327214Hoenstly? Respect
>>154327214>clozapedo when there's no somalidaddy steatorrhea to slurp
that's just disgusting
hes doing all this because someone called him a fat ugly jew, damn! that must hurt em.
>>154327242turn your maggot minge molester monitor on
while your posting i might turn it off actually
Guys I ask how yuuor doing snd nobody answers but an guy posts an webm of an fucking man taking an shit into his hands and smearing it onto his face with his peins out and that incited more discusion. Food for thought.
i like women and fighting and driving fast
W-What exactly does Tomala use his galactic throat for?
>>154327322Volumes.
It’s time for Strickpiggy’s DDP changeXhe can’t stop squirting steatorrhea since Zatdaddy porked xer prosciutto punani
>>154327329I like patsa, house music and Kai Kara!!
I like boogyours
early stoppage iomo
jiritarded
>>154327677>i was just…doing everything but going for the kill. He Andersoned himself into that position. Stupid faggot earned every bit of that flash loss. fuck that samurai
Jiri now has to take the Hokit bait for the Fall where he will lose in Orlando
>I felt sorry for him >I was just sparring
>>154326450brockdaddy would pulverize pereirussy
Time to feed Jiri to Jacoby, who will be LHW Champ by the end of the year
>>154327136Why’s he so smug
Have some pole on pole crime and have Baraniewski finish the job and send Jiri back to Japan
>whys he so smug>why was he only sparringmany questions, minimal answers we will never get.
>>154327797who's the pussy
When I think of pussy I think of Jiri Prochazka
Jiri is a honorable samurai warrior and I will not have you put labels on him that are factually incorrectthis is your last warning
jiri is an honest to chatri retard
jiri shdouldve read the art of war and attacked when ulbitches acl retreated
>warriors don’t spar in battle, they fold>gangsters don’t dance, they boogie Jiri str8 pussy b
shota clitpiggy got folded by his dad and by dricus and soonly by khamzat
umar lostlost biglyquietquiet piggy
umar merab shouldve won fight of the year
o’ Josh Van Josh Van Is the mano’ Josh Van Josh Van Crush a can
that reminds me i only have a few weeks left to come up with a name that implies taira is also a rape victim
Disgusting deformed wonk snout piggy
15 to 25 minutes of intense top pressure inside a cage decided by three experts via a scoring system outside the cage, overseen by a ring master. Captivating
>>154328033i'll get back to you by sunday
finishes are for cardio babies
Taira Banks or Tyra Banks? both in da deep john waters b talmbout my time at showtime I heard sum things both raped bitches
>All this for only 89.95ZAMN!
Decisions should result in the purse being 10%. No money for being a good energy manager
If you knew you would only make 2-4k without a finish maybe you will go for broke instead of being remember the same Bella Muhammad
>>154328073the individual on the right is how i imagine all american posters look like beside sneed obviously
>>154328100i look like this
what dana shouldve done for the white house is an CJI style tournament 2 weight classes over and under 185 8 man brackets all 14 fights in one night
>>154328136*squares up*wanna go bruh?
Ah shit bro looks like you tore you're ACL*starts spaming hard leg kicks on your one good leg and demanding you stand and trade*
*chins you*nothing personnel
https://www.reddit.com/r/EASportsUFC/comments/1ssajdx/7_body_health_events_in_a_row_and_i_get_one_punch/
>>154328337Clean up this diusgusting URL
>>154327133Usman stopped being Muslim many years ago but pretends not have because he got death threats after mentioning this on twitter.
https://bjpenn.com/dana-white-issues-statement-ufc-328Sounds like someone’s hurt
i can't stop farting
>>154327133Usman spent most of his prime dressing like an obnoxious homo and doing ASMR interviews. Maybe he was just taking the piss the entire time
>>154328455a michael jacksonesque performance
>>154328100As a proud patron of Tito's Cantina I take insult at this and must heem you immediately>baby leg kicks you and flees
>>154328432this sounds like an dagi excuse taking shape if you ask me>plez dana, demon in bamhole msut have one years delay and priest bonus
>>154328432This nigga eatin beans
Zalal wants to beat Shartles' record for submissions. thoughts?
eye am a cider drinkereye drinks it all of the dayeye am a cider drinkerit soothes all me troubles away
53 days until Gane fights.
All the Mengaholics and Mengamaniacs know, that when the NEW Prime Mengster comes lookin for you, you better be ready to pay your dues. Because there's no where to run and no place to hide, the last chance you got is suicide...
>>154328999shoe polish bwoi a wa de rass
>refuses to shave head for teh 'plant. so he's going to look like a goof for years until the new hair catches up? even when he grows bangs its still going to be in the shape of his receding hairline
bunch of ass shaving ladies you lot
>>154329083baka at doo
>>154329090You are Chinese, I'm afraid
Started this little Makhachev fanclub called "Nation of Islam". Never would've thought that he is THAT popular in Harlem.
meng looks ridiculous
>>154329121president xi has not aged a day in a decade
drake just named his album after chuck lidell
>>154329279gimibeit
i think its weird that im an arm triangle guy but in my dreams im always landing heel hooks. thats weird right? i mainly use honey hole to bait sweeps or force turtle/take the back
>>154329332in your dreams
>>154329332You use yuor honey hole to bait oil checks u friggin queer
>>154329410yea i hit a lot of leg locks in my dreams if somones pissing me off i explode their knee
Good God man...
>>154329456ya in your dreams
>>154329594helio said if you have the choice put them to sleep before you go after limbs so they dont resist
The whole ass shaving debate Arman started broke me... What if not shaving your ass is the meta? Surely Strickland is less likely to shave his ass than Chimaev but Gane vs Pereira? Gracie vs Sakuraba? Individuals? WMMA? The part between your balls and your asshole? Layers upon layers.
>I don't think many girls do that... right?- Ariel Helwani on if girls shave their asses
im waiting to hear what chael has to say about what arman has to say before i form an opinion
>>154329660
what does Joe 'sugar in the tank' Rogan have to say on this?
>>154329651Dude Helio smelled like shit all the time and ate bugs b
>>154330208ronestly, hespect
Bodied that freak
>>154330226
>>154330278Charles Michael Jordan is my boy but nah that ain't called for b
>>154330278Bro what the fuck
AAAAAAAARRGH
Ilia “Prigogine” Topuria.
Im a gamerdad first. House music DJ second. UFC fan third.
Faith Fights Family in that order. All Glory to God. Romans 1:16. Not gay
me vs r/heem
>>154330278only an inbred paki would think this makes any sense
The UFC is so shit these days, I haven't watched ONE in forever since it became clear chatri is running that org into the ground but I'm going to be tuning into this https://www.tapology.com/fightcenter/events/137460-one-175
>>154330755ufc is better than it has been in years, and only one friday is good, too bad the promo is literally about to nuke itself.
Ridedatboiass vs Thongtang?Duke Gookem vs DaWangBangaDeBang?Kuomitang vs Saiyaman?
superthong vs batman
If your butthairs ain't intact, do me a favor and head over to Reddit and stay there thx
>>154330813MING?
not my fault i heemed my asshairs setting my farts on fire when youngershit was funny at the time tho b
a few days ago I gambled on a fart and broke my GOAT streak of not shitting myself for years. I felt like leaving my fork in the cage and waddling off into the apex night
>>154330808>ufc is better than it has been in yearsHey dana, fucking kill yourself. Sincerely, the fans
>>154330755Nah there's good heems and better fights on every card since the 100k fotn potn and 25k finish bonus. People forget man 2024-25 were beyond dogshit during these middle months.But interested to see how ONE Samurai because of the similar huge bonuses (howeve long they last). And to see if that really is part of the recipe for better fights where guys actually try to win instead of not lose.
>>154330904>watches every ufc event>watches every non-ufc mma event>probably watches boxingnot my fault you have wrestlefag syndrome b
>>154330928fersure, b can't wait to watch ufc fight night vegas: sterling vs zalal at the meta apex this weekend>>154330948>s-so what if it's slop, just dont watch it!shut up
>>154330928the recipe for better fights is to nuke the apex
>>154330881
if dana doesnt want people to use russian link he should offer a 200$ a card vr service that offers you a front row seat from your living room sponsored by Meta Apex technology
>>154330963>s-s-shut up!!!!
>>154330986he has the look of a man who ran over a girl on his bike
white wontrump wonzuckerberg won
>>154331054He does it in the movie, hes like James Woods
ngannou is a shit fighter and just a dude that can hit hard as fuck. hopefully he gets heemed on the nutflix card but no one will actually care win or lose. diaz and perry already stole the show.
>>154331254
>>154331265
>>154331254Bappa literally poo'd on this woman
Is it possible to knock out someone like this?https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1774047434352039.mp4
>>154331521yeah Van Steenis did it to Peon's brother
i miss wcw so much its unreal
>>154331561
>>154331521why arent heems like this super common? i wont be fighter of the year any time soon but if you're pressin me like that im not just gonna stand there like a reddit ass bitch.
>>154330997That shits Paramount's problem
>>154331634Chills...
>>154331521Literally impossible. A heem is the result of your brain hitting your skull in your head, which happens when your head accelerates rapidly. Essentially when your skull covers a distance in short time I.e. when you take a blow to the head. With his head braced against dudes body like that, it's covering zero distance, therefore there is no acceleration, and no brain hitting your skull.
>>154331634wise words from a deranged drug addict alcoholic
>>154331717very cool!
Jon Jones should get shot at a traffic infraction
*logs into heem*
>>154332034It's more likely than you think
Conor's last fight should be against Poirier. To end their confrontation because the third fight didn't finish so they are 1-1.
>>154332104Fucking sick
dental plan.... Lisa needs braces
>>154332099THE HEARTLESS CANADIAN SON OF A BITCH, HE DONT CAHRE ONE BIT HAMPSTER GOT SMUSHED, DAMN HIS SOUL
>>154332104ngl the grey shirt next to jbones shirt looks kinda cool
>>154332165shut up retard
Hamaro was the shit 0% chance Nagannpou could heem such a benevolent rodent
taking a rather fetid aspinall
>>154332209Stupid sexy JR
Nah, FUCK THAT!
diaz 4 lyfe, 209 nigga
shut up bitch
someone post pvz's butthole.
>someone post pvz's butthole.
somebody call eddie unlike the real tomala im feeling a second round from my brown orb
Jon must be north of the border its running
Grand Theft Atuo is such a fun game Im going to make an Schaub mod
we got GTA6 before tom won an undisputed title fight
pl were saying ther sdame shit after toms fitrs fight with blydes
I wanna see human shit on Rhondas face!! AM I RIGHT WEEM
bro shut the fuck up
>>154332932Nah fuck that
i should feel bad for thinking tom was good but i keep forgetting just how bad heavyweights are
>>154332973this what everyones gonna say about hokit. hed get creemed by jones gable khamzat de ridder peria gane ngubu easy. not even honorable mention for top 5
>>154333042Hokit got boyed and basically you're retarded.
hokit gets boyed manned grandpad uncled indeed
Nah, FUCK that.
Is Asspainal still crying about his eye?
>>154332467the scent of a bungussy is exquisite, I'm going on year three of my studies into the incredible vago-rectal phenomenon belonging to a certain mma bad ass and cutie named PvZ and still I am amazed with new discoveries
youre saying 60 years ago we had higher quality live streaming from the moon than RAF did 4 days ago from philly? sure i believe you
gable stevenson is a rapist
Gabe Steveson is in a homosexual relationship with Jon Jones.
>>154333219she deserves an immediate title shot
>>154333273>>154333335ive only ever heard of gable steveson the undefeated mma fighter undefeated dirty boxer ncaa champion olympic gold medalist and not criminally charged by the state of minnesota UFC prospect i dont know the two guys youre talking about
>>154333379>black>not criminally charged by the state of MinnesotaWell.. duh.
>>154333379Yeah Jon Jones made out with that guy at Dirty Boxing
>>154333042that fight was out of control but still a shit slog fest
Cant wait till Lawful Good (Hokit) destroys Nigger Evil (Stevenson)
i would literally pay at max 20 dollars right now to see jones vs blaydes right now
>>154333533it was literally the exact same fight as 90% of the heavyweight decisions weve seen over the last 10 years except neither of them blocked a punch
I would literally pay max 200 dollars to see Hasbullahbon Felony Fights
Curtis Beyblades
IT’S UP https://youtu.be/GB_Hmw-Qud8
>>154332973Tom is very good he’s just a heartlet and quits at the first sign of adversity. 98% of fighters would have fought through both his knee injury and that >super brutal eye poke that was outside his eyelid
no shekels for eye poking goys
>>154330668My counterstroke>>154330278Based. Wish I had a hot sister to roll with.
Stay right there for me baby
>it's so safe to play along>little soldiers in a row>falling in and out of love>something sweet to throw away>i want something good to die for>to make it beautiful to live>i want a new mistake, lose is more than hesitate>do you believe it in your head?
https://youtube.com/watch?v=eV_0iCIU5Yc
2 chads
>>154334943yjk they're both wearing massive lifts, two tiny insecure manlets kwab
>>154334977you alright pal?
>>154334977Wanna talk aboot it sport?
>>154335007hes fine, thats just how lankcels usually react when they get shook by short kings aura
>>154334977talmbout yourself and your dad b?
>>154335094LAMPED THAT LIMEY
is there any fightter nicknamed thunder if not i call it i call being thunder
>>154335188you can walk out to ac freakin dc isn't that freakin awesome
>>154335207 af1 2.0 lilbubblegum and yung gravy
>>154334977pinya is wearing like 6 inch heels.
>>154335266pena means meng, meng
>>154335357is that wwe president nick "thunder" khan?!
>>154335357does he know hes using blackpill incel terminology in the thumbnail here? he should fix this
>>154335357>reaxthis faggot needs beheaded
>>154335375>nick khan isnt tony khan
>>154335387no but seriously mate you good?
>>154335357The guy with the cornrows shows the seriousness of the situation
>>154327209ric flair died 10 years ago though.
>>154335465that was takeoff b
>>154331561fag
>>154333945>gets a rough makeout session with Natalia Silva >still complains What a bitch
>>154333912he plods exposes his chin and gane was piecing him up
Tomala was reamed and creamed by a franco caramel commando in 2025
the new sidepiece just called qotsa dad rock
>>154335547
>>154333945Face posting is legal. Close your fucking eyes. Ironic faggot wrestlers want this when they get their body locks and single legs stuffed but they do the same thing defending takedowns. It's part of wrestling, their own sport. Crying about shit like this is pathetic. Like a retarded child falling off their bike completely fine, then they see a scrape and start crying. The rule should be if you cry about eye pokes you are cut from the sport and the commissions make new unified legislation saying you are unfit to compete in MMA in any promotion. You can only box.
>>154333912>>154335601And he strictly stopped training with any light heavyweights ever since the knee injury. They moved locations and his dad said he only wants tom to train with heavyweights. So he's just teeing off on fatsos thinking he will improve when he should be sparring fast light heavyweights.
>>154335676Qotsa sucks ass, B. They have like 2 good songs.
>>154335840i respectfully disagree vis an vis sucking ass we're not talmbout foo fighters here be fair you can say inconsistent and i wouldn't disagree
>>154335892Qotsa is the Tyrone Woodley of the music industry. Respectfully.
>>154335922serves me right tryna browse /heem/ at work lmao, fucking hell messican you scared the crap outta bappa
>>154335922if you think of homme as an avatar for ATT this sadly makes sense be that as it may the issue was it being called dad rock not tyron noshing on minge or getting heemed
>>154335840Songs for the Deaf is a terrific album
>>154335947both rated r and lullabies are superiorbeit
It's over. The UFC is dead and Dana White is seething bad. He can't accept it but sadly it's true.
>>154335956wheres the "breaking news: he's r*tarded now" caption?
curating selectionspost contributionshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vmjfL2X2Lo4
>>154335840I sat by the oceanfirst it giveth go with the flowlittle sisterno one knowsyou think i aint worth a dollar...3s & 7s all good tracks
>>154335966leaving out some select bangers still
Thoughts?
>>154336012wasn't merab supposed to sudoku
>>154335964https://youtu.be/6KnF98r1WMo
>>154336012
>>154327036Iskander Barayyrah
Iskander Al-Bariya
Iskander Faraiyyah
Makwan Amirkhani
I dunno what you fucks are even on about, I need a lie down
So Dana says this is an opportunity, not a career, and proceeds to tell Aljo to remove his rum from the press conference table.
>>154336131why is he drinking on the job that's dc's gimmick
>>154336146DC's gimmick is being a fat nigga
any remember the edit of this where its 3 goobeys like agent smith in the matrix
>>154336155that's his fate
>>154335964https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O8VjJU81mrU
if it was up to me i wouldn't give nobody no sympathy
>>154336276talmbout peter tosh b?>>154335964https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C4KIdui1B4Y
Always Shaving Ass. Apturo Security Agency.
Hapturo
tap two hoes
Good morning SCHAUBEASTS and spammy marks without a life that don't know it's a shart when you fart a shart and schaub yourself to the till, cazzies.
Love can touch us one time and last for a lifetimeAnd never let go 'til we're goneLove was when I loved you, one true time I'd hold toIn my life, we'll always go on
>>154337374But enough about Jon Jones' cocaine addiction
>>154337393vpn off daniel
>>154337475Je moeder aan de poeder
>>154337374gets his legacy absolutely and permanently destroyed bo tom aspinall
>bo tom aspinall
>>154337507cancer cock
UFC habben een problem
Gooby is laughing at all of you on twitter btw
>>154337900proofs?!
i do alpha male sjit
Danny Castillo thinks he is better than you. You gonna let him think that or you gonna knock his ass out on the Last Call
Ufc tonight should be pretty good it’s ufc 328 for all the marbles
>i opened that card and I knew immediately I overpaid for this garbage
>she keeps sending me tiktoks
*Joanna appears in the crowd*
i wish jj would send me tiktoks
Remember Bo Niggle? Pshht me neither.
>>154338045>Jorge Masvidal rookie year card thats an easy $2000
Put an smile on my face evry timeYEAH I LOOOVE AN WEEMY NIGHT
>>154338398Fuck you.
The twink's ass is breaking
need minge
>>154338256No... no she doesn't clozzy...
>>154338398How could anyone forget
How does /heem/ take care of its mental health?
