this is nu tho
>POODRES
Sic em aj
I got next!!
Alysa Liu roots for the Orioles. She told me last night in bed then we had sex.
Alyssa Awwiu!!
Mets
>>154326367so true kek
Cub em!!
First for Kanscago!
Second for MARIJUANAERS!
Can the Mets and their fans please save their creepy humiliation rituals until after my team sweeps them and leaves? I just want to watch baseball without listening to a pack of lunatics praying, chanting, and booing.
>>154326463what is this abomination
gay sex
https://x.com/i/status/2046769469125497053kek!!!
I'm a girl! A cubs girl!
>>154326356Gigantehermanos...
>>154326496bodied that freak
>>1543265144 people agree with this!
OH BEARIEPOSTER WHY DO YOU ROAM?THREAD TO THREAD BUT NEVER A HOME!!
>>154326514>heh, gotcha, were retarded and pay for bad baseball! how ya like that one?Right.
>>154326502prove it
>>154326528
>>154326502Questcub, you're not in the house
>>154326528is this what cubs girls look like?
>>154326539'fraid so
I like the red bear I think she’s funny
bruh, he was literally copying and pasting posts across both threads
When is baseball?
>>154326552Tonight? Wdym
Cubs girls :)
>>154326560Who are the 11 AM winners of the scheduling competition ?
for me its the firm yet caring grip of another man and my cubs
Has wincy returned from his escort trip around the entire US yet or is he still selling out his ass for bleacher creature seats?
>>154326584Yes.
>>154326528I like girls who are a bit chubby like this
Cubs girls
>>154326552NOW
It’s time for Cardinals baseball
>>154326603Ummm anon... those girl.. are uhhhhhhhh
>>154326582did he explain wRC+ to the boomers?
>>154326584Is winky a girl?
>>154326603I'm a dodgerchad and they owe me sex.
>>154326611I'm CIA
>>154326615i think he started to then said he can't explain everything
I'm watching the red berds
>>154326582Look at these fucking retards
>>154326584He thought he was balls deep in Raynkees fish. She drowned him thoughever.
>>154326629Doctor Pavel here
Is this nu
>>154326528>>154326562>>154326603These girls would be so repulsed they'd throw up if they knee you were posting them on 4chan. Maybe think about that for a second before posting anymore.
>>154326657I didn’t know
>>154326642>mest dugout gimmick is a construction outfit to signify their rebuild lmao
>>154326657I will. Thank you kind anon for opening my eyes to the needs of women
>>154326657I had no idea
>>154326642Similarly to road workers, after not trying hard enough last year on purpose, now everything is shit and they have to rebuild in April.
>>154326670Holy shit who writes your material??
>>154326657Bree would like it
Please pound me
>>154326642cringey DEI celebration
>>154326657I knew
>>154326657I'm a girl and would unironically be flattered to be posted anywhere constantly
>>154326682/mlb/ needs more black queens
>>154326657He didn’t know, asshole
>>154326657She literally posts here though?
not bad, Hedgey. not bad.she looks ok as well
>>154326642lad on the left is breaking ground on the cohen casino
>>154326694Where's his chin?
So now that it's practically confirmed the Mets will miss the playoffs again, will the Marlins get their wild card spot?
>>154326708Pirates
who do you think is getting freddy peralta at the deadline?
>As the losses have piled up, the baseball industry has collectively rubbernecked to see just what is happening over in Flushing. Things grew bad enough that before Tuesday’s game, SNY field reporter Steve Gelbs wore a garlic necklace and burned sage outside Citi Field. None of it worked.jobu when
>>154326693Who?
>>154326720>blasts mariachi >sucks on a lemon >puts 20 nails in 1 studes bueno??
Guys, how do we fix the Mets?
>>154326720that's a handsome man
>>154326725
>>154326758They should execute gays and commies to atone for their sins
>>154326775would there be any fans left?
>Hedgey starts: 9-0>Otherwise: 5-11
>>154326743>litters job site with Modelo
>>154326642why do they insist to be the lolcows of MLB?
>>154326759Pushing 70 with two sons under 10
To everyone clowning my Mets right now, understand that your crying and whining will not be tolerated when they knock your shitty flyover team out of the playoffs in the fall. Its a slump, not a season ender.Fuck You all. bye.
>>154326793no pipi no cagar
>>154326815Mets ain't getting past the Dodgers
>>154326835Dodgers ain't getting past the Braves
>>154326815as a braves fan, it warms my soul to watch the mest tank this hard and eliminate any real fans they ever had, kek. go swallow a bag of dicks and get assaulted at your “bodegas” yankee scum
>dustin may is elite nowYet another fumble by the Boston pitching lab.
>>154326842based as fuck
>>154326842
Who is Bo Dega and is he related to Bo Bitchette
>>154326887Cousin of Ethan Faggett
>>154326833kek Mest
Damn, this thread moves fast as hell. This is like 2 days of /nba/
Threadly reminder to all Alysa Liu fags on /mlb/ that your queen would rather watch WWE over baseball.
>>154326356good thread
>>154326934kek gayFL!!!
>>154326940should have been picrel in honor of earth day
>>154326934This is a Tonya Harding general
Why are the Royals allowed to cheat by having large amounts of foul territory? They have the most foul outs in /mlb/ year after year. Manfred needs to do something about this.
>>154326934>It's another poster seething at AlysaStay mad faggot
>>154326934As a gay football fan I agree... Now will someone please fuck my ass...ngh~
Planes fly over Shitty Field going to and leaving LaGuardia airport so that makes the mest a flyover team.
>>154326934Alysa Liu is the standard of american beauty and watches America's pastime
>https://x.com/i/status/2046997644376219995>Chadres actually signed GiolitoHoly fucking shit, a... Are we almost free from Dodgers owner cheapness...? Our new owner going all in. Fuck yea, Wow lol Chadres winning it all this year!
>>154326657I'm handsome so they don't care.
it's time for biggy titty 'dians baseball!>brito playing againoh boy
Someone killed the berds fish video feed :(
flyoverkees kek
>>154327015the jays fandom exists!
My berds are losing
>>154327015hmm why do anons never post pics from yankee stadium..?
>Figure skating skank, Vtubers, disgusting slam pigs, Korean toothpick women dressed up as whores, Yankees AI anime slop>All on the baseball forum of a Vietnamese stop motion board
Rays.
>>154327035it do be like that
>>154327035Why did the actual hottest Olympian not go viral? Are zoomers too low test to appreciate curves?
>>154327035Still somehow the best genny on the board
>>154327053Hmmm, this is interesting. I'll look into this further.
>>154327035>Figure skating skankI can't see a single post mentioning Isabeau
>>154326995Now they just need to raise money to build a new ballpark in Del Mar once horse racing is banned in state of California, forcing the race track to close down forever.
>>154327053She could crush any incel's skull with her thighs. Better watch out chuds
>>154327067I can smell the bean farts from this post
>>154327053For me it's Eileen
>>154327053she's hot but alysa is cute and has charisma + a fun attitude
hi
>>154326815This.Haven't you learned your lesson from last year? Probability means nothing. Mets were 99% sure to go to the playoffs and failed. Now they're 1% sure to go to the playoffs and guess how probability works?
>>154327090pipe down we're masturbating to unobtainable women here
>>154327035You forgot actual trannies being gay
>>154327067Nah traffic there would be horrible
>>154327035Thank God we got cubs girls to help save this thread
>>154326842>as a braves fanRISP!!! RISP!!!! RISP!!! Enjoy watching your hawks get dogwalked by the Knicks too.
>>154327053>hottest Olympian not go viral?The answer is in the question. She's hot. Alyssa is ugly cute, which makes her feel more "relatable" and attainable to the average person.
Top Remaining Free Agents (From MLBTR's Top 50 FAs):>1. Kyle Tucker - LAD $240M / 4yrs>2. Bo Bichette - NYM $126M / 3yrs>3. Dylan Cease - TOR $210M / 7yrs>4. Munetaka Murakami - CWS $34M / 2yrs>5. Alex Bregman - CHC $175M / 5yrs>6. Framber Valdez - DET $115M / 3yrs>7. Tatsuya Imai - HOU $63M / 3yrs>8. Cody Bellinger - NYY $162.5M / 5yrs>9. Kyle Schwarber - PHI $150M / 5yrs>10. Ranger Suarez - BOS $130M / 5yrs>11. Pete Alonso - BAL $155M / 5yrs>12. Josh Naylor - SEA $92.5M / 5yrs>13. Edwin Diaz - LAD $69M / 3yrs>14. Michael King - SDP $75M / 3yrs>15. Zac Gallen - ARI $22.025M / 1yr>16. Devin Williams - NYM $45M / 3yrs>17. Brandon Woodruff - MIL $22.05M / 1yr>18. Trent Grisham - NYY $22.05M / 1yr>19. Kazuma Okamoto - TOR $60M / 4yrs>20. Eugenio Suarez - CIN $15M / 1yr>21. Robert Suarez - ATL $45M / 3yrs>22. Shota Imanaga - CHC $22.05M / 1yr>23. Jorge Polanco - NYM $40M / 2yrs>24. Chris Bassitt - BAL $18.5M / 1yr>25. Merrill Kelly - ARI $40M / 2yrs>26. Brad Keller - PHI $22M / 2yrs>27. Lucas Giolito - SDP $3M / 1yr>28. Ha-Seong Kim - ATL $20M / 1yr>29. J.T. Realmuto - PHI $45M / 3yrs>30. Ryan O'Hearn - PIT $29M / 2yrs>31. Harrison Bader - SFG $20.5M / 2yrs>32. Raisel Iglesias - ATL $16M / 1yr>33. Nick Martinez - TBR $13M / 1yr>34. Luis Arraez - SFG $12M / 1yr>35. Zack Littell - WAS $7M / 1yr>36. Ryan Helsley - BAL $28M / 2yrs>37. Gleyber Torres - DET $22.05M / 1yr>38. Justin Verlander - DET $13M / 1yr>39. Cody Ponce - TOR $30M / 3yrs>40. Kyle Finnegan - DET $19M / 2yrs>41. Luke Weaver - NYM $22M / 2yrs>42. Tyler Rogers - TOR $37M / 3yrs>43. Seranthony Dominguez - CWS $20M / 2yrs>44. Pete Fairbanks - MIA $13M / 1yr>45. Gregory Soto - PIT $7.75M / 1yr>46. Emilio Pagan - CIN $20M / 2yrs>47. Tyler Mahle - SFG $10M / 1yr>48. Max Scherzer - TOR $3M / 1yr>49. Victor Caratini - MIN $14M / 2yrs>50. Willi Castro - COL $12.8M / 2yrsWE ARE FINALLY DONE!
Guys there is a baseball game in now
It's okay to punt a game every once in a while
>>154327129I love baseball!
>>154327121>caring about niggersqueak courtballkek. get real you fucking troon. is this the best banter yankee fags have to offer? i thought new yorkers were supposed to be tough guys
>>154327129>Guys there is a baseball game in now
>#11he is YOUR AL mvp
>>154327125Who was missing? Giolito?
>>154327015thats a nice landmass the twins are controlling
>tfw leftover au gratin potatoes with a couple of runny yolk eggies
>>154327125Honorable Mentions:>Miguel Andujar - SDP $4M / 1yr>Shawn Armstrong - CLE $5.5M / 1yr>Josh Bell - MIN $7M / 1yr>Walker Buehler - SDP $1.5M / 1yr>Griffin Canning - SDP $2.5M / 1yr>Patrick Corbin - TOR $1M / 1yrNestor Cortes>Lewin Diaz - SAM $1.5M / 1yr>Zach Eflin - BAL $10M / 1yr>Paul Goldschmidt - NYY $4M / 1yr>Foster Griffin - WAS $5.5M / 1yr>Austin Hays - CWS $6M / 1yr>Rhys Hoskins - CLE $1.5M / 1yr>Adrian Houser - SFG $22M / 2yrs>Danny Jansen - TEX $14.5M / 2yrs>Kenley Jansen - DET $11M / 1yr>Pierce Johnson - CIN $6.5M / 1yr>Anthony Kay - CWS $12M / 2yrs>Max Kepler - Suspended for 80 games>Tyler Kinley - ATL $4.25M / 1yrMichael Kopech>Starling Marte - KCR $1M / 1yr>Phil Maton - CHC $14.5M / 2yrs>Steven Matz - TBR $15M / 2yrs>Dustin May - STL $12.5M / 1yr>James McCann - ARI $2.75M / 1yr>Yoan Moncada - LAA $4M / 1yr>Jordan Montgomery - TEX $1.25M / 1yr>Cedric Mullins - TBR $7M / 1yr>Sean Newcomb - CWS $4.5M / 1yr>Marcell Ozuna - PIT $12M / 1yr>Drew Pomeranz - LAA $4M / 1yr>Jose Quintana - COL $6M / 1yr>Rob Refsnyder - SEA $6.25M / 1yr>David Robertson - Retired>Miguel Rojas - LAD $5.5M / 1yr>Dominic Smith - ATL 1.25M / 1yr>Michael Soroka - ARI $7.5M / 1yr>Sung Mun Song - SDP $15M / 4yrs>Tomoyuki Sugano - COL $5.1M / 1yr>Caleb Thielbar CHC $4.5M / 1yrJustin Wilson>Mike Yastrzemski - ATL $23M / 2yrs>Kirby Yates - LAA $5M / 1yr
>>154326815KWAB
>>154327150Yes.
>>154327154I didn’t even know twins fans existed. It’s kind of like the rays or white sux
>>154326815I feel ya.
>>154327159Any day now a team is gonna call and offer the $15 mil aav they're waiting for
Mariners legend Ben Williamson with an RBI knock. Kinda wish he was still on the roster.
The Padres got Giolito, nice.
>>154327035the nazi frog poster has something to say guys
What MLB teams have the least amount of fan representation in the states?
>>154327193Cubs for sure
>>154327144Still mindraped by the Yankees dynasty bravesfag?
>>154327035
>>154327193The As aren't even on the map that was posted
>>154327144Kek based
>>154327193i think there are very very few people who actually give a shit about the marlinseven less than the rays which is already a small fanbase
>>154327193Marlins are the ones who immediately popped into my mind. Some autist-anon could post some concrete evidence based on attendance, merch sales, tv rev, tweets, etc.
The Mets being terrible has nothing to do with the Yankees.
>>154327193white sox
>>154327154It looks impressive until you realize it's just New Somalia and some Indian reservations
>>154327202White Sox, Angles and Mets dont show up either
Did Kopech retire?
>>154327248Crazy how right he was and is!
>>154327193The Marlins and As have scored lowest in average fan attendance for the last few years apparently.
>>154327248The Based Chad.
>>154327248Only poorfags take public transit in NY.
>>154327248did he actually say this?? WTF?
>>154327248John "Based" Rocker
this fucking Alvarez guy looks like Barry Bonds out there
Greatest baseball players ever:>1. Babe Ruth>2. Rick Ankiel———— did not pitch + hit + field in the modern era ————>3. Shohei Ohtani———— did not pitch + hit in the modern era ————>4. Josh Gibson>5. Willie Mays>6. Greg Maddux>7. Sadaharu Oh>8. Ty Cobb>9. Rogers Hornsby>10. Ken Griffey Jr.>11. Sandy Koufax>12. Mike Trout———————>everyone else who did not abuse PEDs———————>everyone who abused PEDs
>>154327248Omg so true queen, go gayves.
BRITO FUCK OFF BACK TO COLUMBUS
JUUUUUNIOOOOR CAAAAAAAAMINEROOOO
>>154326356Reds are back to normal
>>154327294>>4. Juan SotoFTFY
>>154327294flyover opinion: disregard
>all this barves copeRemind me again what they say about casting stones out of a glass house? Atlanta is like 99% nigger. Imagine living in a city chock full of literal niggers. Southernfags are all niggers and nigger-oriented…Sherman was justified in burning that shithole to the ground
>>154327294this guy gets it
>>154327311Here’s one of the subway takers Rocker warned us about
>>154327294No chipper jones? Shit list
>>154327301Damn my shitty roku tv mlb tv app is slow.
>>154327313t. self-hating muttlatto
>>154327306He’ll be in the top 15, if not 10 by the time he retires, surely. His combination of power and plate discipline is second to few.>>154327311Coast city doeAlso realized I missed Hank Aaron. He’s 13.
>>154327313It's just a weird Mets fan false-flagging as a Braves fan to bait Yankees fans cause his team is shitting th bed
It's O time
>>154327313sherman should have been strung up by his toes and skinned alive in front of his troops. fuck you, communist yankee scum
>>154327327Barves role player.I do respect his batting, career longevity and the fact he was a switch hitter.He’s in the #50-100 range.
Afternoon lads. I woke up in a steamy mood today because I remember I support the Mets. Mets are fucking a shit team and Queens is a fucking shithole. I hate this fucking team. Thank you I love you all x
>>154327333Checked
>>154327248the tweet that ended a city.
Somebody fuck this asshole
>>154327350Chipper Jones was a roleplayer, ok lol.
& kizz my frickin R'z
>>154327035yo my girls ain't vtubers
>>154327367If this happened in 2026, he would’ve just posted this on Truth Social, and nobody would’ve even seen his comments in the first place
>>154327333>false-flaggingkek, more like he's bandwagoning already
>mets 1st and 3rd base>lindor
>>154327294>toss out all PED users>yet includes griffey on the listanon...Also Manfredball juiced balls have statistically been proven to provide more of a benefit than a person roiding
>>154327331i dont think juan soto is as good as aaron judge and i dont think he thinks he's as good as aaron judge
>>154327407actually, the whole infield
>>154327414The steroid guys were a million times more durable so this is fake news.
>The statistics!>Statistically!>The data!
>>154327437KEK what a bitch
>>154327428i feel like griffey was the other end of the PED spectrum he didnt work out enough played in a permachubb state for the second half of his career and was often injured. he's the one fag that made me sort of tolerate the roidheads from the pov that at least they were working out and taking care of their bodies and supermaxxing their talent
>>154327341kek this faggot is no different from beaners claiming California is theirs.
>Griffey was clean
>>154327428Only when used properly as part of a training regimen. Griffey was a known lazy ass who got by on natural talent which is why when he started using he spent half of the rest of his career on the DL
>>154327416Soto was clearly the better overall player during the one year they played together and then he left>>154327414Source for this claim?And yes, I did consider the impact of the juiced ball era, though that was only really a problem from ~2017-19-ish and players didn’t willingly participate in it (they just happened to play for big market teams), unlike the players who consciously roided.
Ken Gayfey kek
>>154327452I think this proves he wasn't roiding.
And put barry bonds on the list, he wasn’t taking PEDs during the seasons where he set records
>>154327480>just train your knees bro, mind over astroturfokay
The tv broadcast has now died for a second time in Miami. Apparently this has happened four times this year because they're not paying the electric bill
Ken Gayfey Jewnr kek
>>154327490I considered it, but ultimately took the old BBWAA stance that it was a decision that sullied his career as a whole.I might flip on this and put him back in the top 10 depending on how I’m feeling later.
Griffey Jr SUCKS because he's a Mariner, no need to include him on any all-time lists. Trout mogs.
>>154327503They're rendering TOO MANY Raynkees fish!!!
>>154327511This, Trout's postseason accomplishments mog, just look at this photo of Anaheim taken in 2014.
Griffey doesn’t even clear the OF on my all-time list.1. Trout2. Beltran3. Vladdy Sr.—Bench—SotoSchwarber
>>154327481>some literal who who couldn't even make it to the bigs until he was like 30 has a funny name and so becomes biggest star in biggest market>suddenly 70 dingers and stranglehold on mvpspretty sure it's still a problem
SEND BRITO BACK TO AAA
The Seattle Flyovers have never played in a World Series.
>>154327511Lord please let this blasphemy be bait
>>154327248its funny hes talking about how fucked up new york city is... while playing for (and presumably living in) atlanta
>>154327538How is it bait? The M's just SUCK. All their players SUCK. Nobody ever goes, oh yeah, I want a MARINER on my fantasy team.
>>154327537where are you going if you fly over seattle? russia?
>>154327527>SchwarberThe most cut-and-dry three true outcome batter of all time, with a glove that you wouldn’t write home about
I CAN'T WATCH THE GAME FUCK YOU MIAMI
>>154327523anti-baseball faggot…KGJ had one of the most epic and wholesome careers of all time
>>154327550I didn't get to see my favorite player hit a home run...
cuteclevelandmoms
I stand with the Senate and Selig. They were hecking cheaters
WHY ARE WE SWINGING AT THE FIRST PITCHTHEIR BULLPEN IS EXHAUSTED
>>154327532>>some literal who who couldn't even make it to the bigs until he was like 30 has a funny name and so becomes biggest star in biggest market>>suddenly 70 dingers and stranglehold on mvpsI don’t even know who you’re referring to. Judge? He was a top-notch slugger in the minors, and was called up after developing and improving other aspects of his game.
90% of dodgers and angels fans are also redditors. I can just tell by the way they post and type
>>154327591so true kek
>>154327551Mariners are such a poverty franchise that they can't even fathom their hero was mid among the actual greats of baseball.
>>154327591>>154327605KEK womanly duo here
>>154327539he's talking about foreigners and language not race
>>154327585that confused me too judge destroyed every level, probably the yankees shouldve pushed him through more quickly
>>154327539so what? you can hate NY from anywhere
>>154327622thank you for glazing Jusge. +15 chicken bucket credits have been deposited into your yankee stadium wallet.
>remove every good RBI maker for a rest day (sans Wetherholt) *at the same time*>also just so happen to be some of your best fielders>with a pitcher that specializes in defensive field play rather than strikeouts>loseWOW who saw that cominggg Marlins
>>154327628not baseball related fuck off
>There are Padre fans that will glady trade away Salas and other prospects for a half season rental on Skubal.
>>154327639yankees and mets are from NY. personally, i don't hate them because it's great watching them throw the ball around like a circus
>>154327658>Tigers giving away Skubalyes please
>I was watching dodgers vs Giants last night *sniff* and then Jung Hoo Lee got thrown out *sniff* Dalton Rushing said fuck em *sniff* and I couldn't hold back my tears.Why are sports fans pussies now?
didnt get shut out
>>154327664that doesn't mean you're allowed to talk about whatever politics and random shit happening in NY
Miami doesn't have powerMilwaukee's roof leaksAthletics play in a minor league parkTampa is TampaAm I missing any? poverty is spreading quick around MLB
>>154327686what? i never did that, but wouldn't mind if i didhttps://www.youtube.com/watch/qrWg4aps6xc
>>154327686have sex. yesterday
>>154327721Your ass is a cum sump
top 5 worst plays of the year so farhttps://www.youtube.com/watch/8DPyp8fazIM
>>154327721Mets are relocating to Connecticut
>>154327735KEK did you just misspell a word. HAHAHAHAHA OH KEK AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAGAHAGAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA KEK KEK KLENK KEK KEK
>>154327735based retard!
YOUR Schenectady Mets, ladies and gentlemen.
>>154327728Nobody here actually lives in NY. We’re Floridachads and New HampshireGODS. We just like watching the Yanks.
>>154327686lol mest
>>1543277777777
Will Soriano save us?
>>154327777quads of heaven
>>154327777kek flyoverkees kek
>>154327683Based Herrera
>>154327777Christ is risen, amen.
>>154327783tenkyu jappy knees man
This ump in the royals game is locked in WTF
>>154327794speak english retard
>>154327822Sorry sir
>>154327828*flys over you*
>>154327485i dont think griffey did roids either but i guess youd have to go back to period sources to see if there were accusations i dont remember there being any
O's are losing because of racoon spam.
>>154327794The flyover meme died 3 years ago, let it go.
>>154327777
>>154327828
>>154327848Griffey mostly just did buttsegs like whoa
>>154327847DEBOONKED
>>154327875>>154327892
>>154327875ARod raped ken griffey jr during the SWELTERING alds of 1995
Ken Faggey Jr kek
>>154327903flAIver
poutinepacos thought that ball was gone
>>154326926Baseball is inherently given towards memery with the pace of the game as well as how you can stick a baseball cap on practically any figure and have instant funny internet material
>>154327948This, it's much harder to shoop a football helmet on without work.
>>154327948And the cottaging is out of control. Like I have never cruised so easy
>>154327301Ive found a rays postI hope they solidify this lineup. It's incredible how much better we do without Mullins And that sucks because I like Mullins but deluca is so much better it's not funny
>>154327957Mettie jettie all stall takeover
>this child will never be good enough>all of this could’ve been avoided had he signed with a team that didn’t SUCK>don’t be like Julio, now he faces getting traded for a 40 oz. malt beer
>>154327972Gaylio Rodrigues kek
Gaylio Rodrigues kek!!!!
The Marlins won that series
>>154327903Damn, I'm not sure I'd have remembered New Hampshire had you given me infinite time to name all states. Flyovers (or lesser) are the things you learn in elementary school and forget over time
in spirit
Let's go Angels
What a fag
>>154328025She should wear a bra
faggets kek
>I'm ignorant and proud
People putting paco at the end of each fanbase has made the meme meaningless
>>154328025You should wear a diapy
>>154327903>New Hampshire>top tourism huboh yeah, people come from all over to visit famous Hampton Beach and Lake Winnipesaukee
>>154328031On 70's night? I think not.
>>154328043You liked poutinepacos, don't even lie.
oh look he's still trying to get a response kek
lots of screaming kids at the angels game today
>>154328043I like Hoyerpacos.
>>154327777KEK
>>154328078They must've got told about the Myth of Troutahni
The myth of troutahni made me shit my pants ngl
my reds :(
they're shilling whataburger on the orioles game despite it not existing here. id rather in n out anyways.
troutahni won that ballgame
>>154328112mind if i save this meme?
>>154328098>>154328107>>154328117Troutahni is bad for you.
>>154328112culvers mogs
>>154328125diapy status?
Get in, loco! We about to take the division!
>>154328125>anaelskek
>in-n-out is better than Whataburger No
>>154328006You pricks intentionally cut the feed when we got a home run!
>>154328078that's a lot of brown
>>154328160Turn your monitor on
>>154328165portuguese are pretty light-skinned
>>154328078Its little league day
Good afternoon awoofternoon awoofternoodle noon! <(^•^)>
If Whataburger and Culvers want to be taken seriously they need to expand to non-flyover states.
>>154328078I'm Boog Sciambi, and it's Brown in the Trown day in Angel Stadium
Angels not making Lauer work at all
How the hell are the LOSEdians totally incapable of scoring on the Hospicestros?
Vladdy’s hitting for average again, he should sleep walk to a silver slugger award
>>154328215we started Brito and Bo Naylor
>>154328078damn.. how do I get tan like that?
>we
Why is the mariners broadcast booth all female? Is this the best the flyovers could do kek.
Bo Naylor will pop up to end this game.
what the fug
Hi guys, I love baseball!
>>154328201dont u live in oregon lil bro?
why did the marinsaars give leody to the o’s
and that’s final!
>>154328266we have in-n-out
what on earth is a seattle?
>0-14 and an errorgood job Altuve
>>154328283he requested a trade to a non-flyover city
>>154328283He sucked pretty badly and it was quickly apparent why the Rags let him go.
>>154327361It's "steaming" mood not "steamy" you retard
things you can get by the dozen>eggs>donuts>roses>mets losses
>>154328283Mariners only take people with sub .225 batting averages
>roylels
all the lil bros on the orioles are hitting sluggers here
>>154328291diet san francisconot to be confused with portland (diet diet san francisco). yes, they copied a city name from maine
roylels just got mayo’d
there's no way Rocchio can be the hero again
>mariner fans only have randy johnson highlightskwab
I only ever want to see Teodosio bunt. It's the only value he has at the plate.
bunt hit for Teodosio
>>154328353>Randy JohnsonThe Diamondback?
>>154328353D-backs legend kek
Seattle isn’t flyover just ask Reddit!
they have this kids day every year and the crowd is so loud
>>154328385Florida has moar gator than Seattle has people D:
Mariners mindfuck ya
Honey let’s go to Seattle I’ve heard they’ve got great…..uhhh….well I heard you could…uh…..they’re known for their….uh….well…
>Randy Johnson entered the National Baseball Hall of Fame in 2015 as a member of the Arizona Diamondbacks. He chose to wear the Diamondbacks logo on his plaque because he established his "most dominant" form there, winning four consecutive Cy Young Awards and a World Series.Are the Mariners the most cucked franchise in all of MLB?
metties getting a win today!
>>154328436They deserve their irrelevance, mariners fans talk about their team like they’re anything but a complete afterthought, the same way they talk about their little rinky dink wet grey shithole of a city
>getting beat by a condiment
Halos strike first!
>yfw the Mets and Mariners win
>>154328428COFFEE PLACES (i don't drink coffee)
>>154328428rain…and…Starbucks…on second thought we should drop a nuclear bomb on this shit hole.
>seattleOregon busy body drug escape***
It's true, all of it. However we don't have black people so on balance I'd say we're doing alright.
>>154328453
Mariners only have ichiro memories kek guy could only hit singles
Seattle Afterthoughts
>>154328450Mayo and BBQ and relish ->>>>> most others desu desu also though ducks did lose seeing Adley back is comf soon maybe Holliday
>>154328428for me its Bellingham, WA and the natural beauty of the PNW
>>154328428white people
>>154328428>sushi>coffee>clam chowder>mountainsThat's just off the top of my head and that's a bigger list than any other American city. Stay mad
>>154328453What a combo
MIND=FUCKED
>>154328478>BellinghamFACT: Bellingham hosts the nation's ONLY Fred Meyer that sells more milk than bananas.
At least there's more things to do in Seattle than St. Louis.
>>154328473>seattle afterthoughts>/mlb/ is obsessed with them 24/7 regardless of how good they arecope bud
>>154328469Based
Crazy play by Okamoto
>>154328478Legit I love Washington state and Oregon but their capitols give them bad names rest of the state is beautiful
>>154328478The “””PNW””” is just an inferior copy of the Atlantic North East.>>154328481>clam chowder kek
Seattle Flyovers lashing out like wounded animals kek
>>154328489holy based
>>154328428trans rights
The Seattle Wounded Animals kek
>>154328507I've had both and I can confirm PNW clam chowder is better than New England chowdert. flyover who doesn't have a dog in this fight
>>154328507new england clam chowder is overrated to be quite honest with you family
ANE > PNW
Randy Johnson played for the Mariners?
>>154328481lmao I could name like 20 things LA or NYC is known for and you can only come up with 4 for Seattle?
>>154328535what is ANE
>PNWPussy Niggers of Washington
>>154328549Atlantic Non-Black Elites
>>15432854620 different types of crime don't count, anon.
>>154328546>lmao I could name like 20 things LA or NYC is known forthen name them
>>154328521Maryland does clam chowder too but I dislike shellfish so can't tell if good
PNW mogs the rest of the US.
>>154328563>mogGet off the internet for once
>>154328549Anus-tonguing niggers everywhere
I had a great time visiting in Portland and wish I could live in a Reddit city. Central Florida's the pits.
>>154328428heroin
>>154326356Absolute Bull Shit!!!HAHA ABS!!!
>>154328571I'm walking outside in the beautiful pnw walking my dogs. Stay mad flyover and enjoy looking at corn all day
>>154328546LA and NYC are both only known for bad things LMAO
>>154328513It's because of the Canadians crossing the border to save on dairy products.
>>154328584You walking your lunch, cheng zhu?
Another leadoff walk issued by the pile of shit Mariners rotation.
>>154326523They got the season ticket before they knew the team would be this trash
>>154328597Seattle has japs, not chinksEast coast niggers are desperate for something to make fun of Seattle for but they just keep missing
Imagine rooting for a team that has less than ten wins currently.
>>154328588They shouldn't charge 280% for all dairy then! - it's actually real, as is Maple Mafia.
Why is everyone so mad at my 'ners?
Imagine needing to drink 4 vitamins because the sun doesn't shine in your muddy grey shithole?
>>154328586This unamerican FAGGOT disparaging two of our most beautiful American cities. Get the fuck out this thread.
Imagine thinking it’s better than Sunny California
Anyone hating on the mariners is just a sad jealous sop unworthy of basic human rights. SEA is the mecca for all intrinsic spiritual and physical growth
It's already over kek, I hope this gets people fired.
>>154328481>sushimarginally>coffeeno. you like to think you do, but you don’t.>clam chowderalright, you’re trolling. I can’t be asked to read the rest of your post
This is the top Mariner's pitcher btw
>>154328632>beautiful>cityKek, cities are all hellscapes
>>154328624They can’t afford to live here and they know it
The PNW has sasquatch which mogs the fuck out of east coast cryptids>>154328632those cities are literally two of the ugliest cities that have ever existed. literally india tier
>gilbert caught the ball inside his shirtkek
Jersey chads...we made the catch
>>154328648Exactly what a communist would say.
>>154328634>Sunny
>>154328644no it isn't
I overpaid to live in a muddy ditch! Epic sauce!
>>154328663Well.. I think they're okay with no sun considering they refuse to do wildfire management
>actually if you catch the ball without your glove it's a base hit
California is literally heaven on Earth.
I went to San Francisco for a couple days and I stepped out onto the piers and immediately saw some gay naked faggots riding bicycles around in broad daylight in front of kids. California burning every year might not be a coincidence.
>154328663nice bait
>>154328697California needs copious amounts of photoshop to look attractive, just like all of its busted women
>>154328677>he says, while posting from his opioid pill addicted red state hovel
>>154328660You serious? Commies love cramming themselves like sardines into lifeless urban blocks.
>catch the ball>not an outthis game is fixed, even MLB is jealous of Seattle chads
>>154328696why not a double? why don't you catch a fly ball with your jersey to prevent a tag up on 3rd?
Are the As actually decent this year?
>>154328713Cope. This is a state of immense natural beauty.
>>154328733BASED AND TRUE…SEATTLE IS HEAVEN ON EARTH AND IT MAKES THEM SEETHE
PFMA
>rainy shitholes
"The O's suck. Take me across the street to watch the Ravens. I love Lamar Jackson."
>>154328742I don't know, I don't care, baseball is over this year and hopefully next year and hopefully is never played again.
>>154328733they're all stuck in that shithole NYC so they have to take out their incel rage on Seattle bros
>>154328753Found the Mest fan
>>154328749Who is this semen demon
>>154328745>PFMAPacific fags mariners abomination
WTF you can't turn on mariners kid he upvoted all you're posts!!!
>>154328747Oh shit! look kids, an A’s fan! This is the equivalent of seeing a dinosaur get cloned and brought back to life!!!
>>154328759I wish /we/ had it half as good as the Mets, who will fire people and who will spend money and who won't let the shithead president of baseball operations script the game for the manager.
>>154328764My 'ners are losing but still making east coastlets seethe so hard they can't even form a coherent thought
>>154328754>shithole nyc
autistic marinerpaco seething kek
>>154328753lockout is going to be uglywho's side will /mlb/ be on players or owners?
Looks like the "we're all on one side" saga of /mlb/ is coming to an end finally thank god watch that shitty boat tip sideways. Stagnant
>>154328784>This is the equivalent of seeing a dinosaur get cloned and brought back to life!!!A Mariners postseason berth?
>>154328764*tips fedora*
>>154328802Whichever side closes this deferred contract loophole horseshit that's allowed the Dodgers to ruin baseball
>>154328747Yeah Vegas looks awesome man
my friend went on a anniversary vacation to portland and then seattle a few years ago. good or bad? never been/don't know how it's like
>>154328804>Mariners last playoff appearance: last season>A's last playoff appearance: 2019okay
>>154328764
>>154328814awesome for visiting teams fans
>>154328818That's how my buddy got aids. Didn't even get nutted inside just a tranny cum near his hole
>>154328789I think everyone in America that isn't a delusional NYC spic can admit that NYC is ugly as fuck
JP is the only consistent hitter in this lineup, I hate that everyone behind him is going to waste his on base.
This is the only team to have never played in a world series
>>154328823And visiting "home" fans
Guys, it's almost nu
We do need nu tho
Hating any city is stupid as fuck. Everywhere has it's good and it's bad.
>>154328842I'd rather be a fan of a team that has never been to a WS than a team that has only been to a WS before my lifetime desu
recycle please>>154322791
Where did all the Seattle lifelong’s come from? Are they finally coming out of their 10 year dungeon slumber? The sun must finally be out for that 30 minutes a day.
>>154328818Portland and Seattle both have porta pottys filled to the brim with literal human feces and vomit in the streets because they treat homeless like people DO NOT GO THERE. EVER.
>>154328859Kek no
Holy Trout
>>154328857shhh let's the retards tire themselves out
>>154328858You rather suck dick then eat pussy bitch
>>154328859fuck OFF with this dogshit thread
>blowgays
mariners will not score here
THREAD WAR
Now my Ms can blow this bases loaded opportunity.
>>154328864This is califaggot projecting. This literally only exists in Oakland and San Fran and maybe LA>>154328871Why are you quoting what I said to your dad while he watched me fuck your mom? Were you watching too?
MIGRATEMIGRATEMIGRATE>>154324323>>154324323
Mike hits one for the kiddos
JP :D
>>154328897Nice essay professor
>getting a sac fly is like making the World Series for the first time in franchise history to mariners fans.
>>154328925confirmed mad, you got owned
>>154327033Why does it seem like New York radio only ever talks about the Mets? Hmmmm... I'm beginning to notice.
