KO 20:00 UKBurnley relegated if they loseBurnley: Dubravka; Walker, Ekdal, Humphreys, Esteve, Hartman; Tchaouna, Ward-Prowse, Laurent, Anthony; Flemming. >Subs: Weiss, Worrall, Ugochukwu, Foster, Edwards, Luis, Pires, Broja, Tresor.Man City: Donnarumma; Nunes, Khusanov, Guehi, Ait-Nouri; Silva, O’Reilly; Semenyo, Cherki, Doku; Haaland. >Subs: Trafford, Reijnders, Stones, Ake, Marmoush, Kovacic, Gonzalez, Savinho, Foden.
Tranime
rip dubravka
I don't want that cancerous cunt Arteta to win the league.Please City, get the job done.
burnley about to do a little trolling
Here we go lads. Predictions? For me, I'm expecting a 3-0 win for Burnley
my man u beats both these shit teams 3-0
AND ITS HAALAND!!
City bros i don't feel so good
wtf jerky
>>154327781Even city fans know arsenal will win the league we just want something small to celebrate before pep leaves
Imagine of they choke this
kek ogre
>>154327809what’s up?
He reminds them (the gooners)
oh no no no
>Arselel
TOP OF THE TABLEHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>Qatar wins lol
any linkersfootybite is scuffed
>>154327781>Predictions? For me, I'm expecting a 3-0 win for Burnley
that's the first goal of the post-rosenior era
>>154327789>>154327789
and its fucking over
>ahead on GDhow do you say "it's over" in North London?
this will end up 5+ : 0
2ND AGAIN OLE OLE! Everyone laugh at Arse-lel!
post the table
Burnley aren't trying lol how the fuck is Haaland in space
KWAB
parkers plan a of parking the bus out of the window (he has no plan b)
>>154327873OH NO NO NO
>the arsenal play burnley at home in 2 weeks #panic
>>154327856me suppor me assna, me no wan it be ova
They wont do that to them right?
>>154327873AND THERE IT IS
Are Burnley the most pointless club that ends up in the PL? Literally can't think of anything interesting they've ever done/
Imagine if Arsenal actually won the league, you wouldn’t be able to move for bulls in north London. All the limp wristed lefty type supporters would have their women blacked in celebration immediately
>>154327873light bulb bros.. not like this
are you staying humble lads?
>>154327902they had some good dycheball back in the day. west brom maybe?
>>154327873>worlds greatest ever manager>can't even get more points than some guy who's been a manager for 2 years
Fleming purposely fucked that up lmao
>misses>laughs How much did the arabs pay him?
>>154327961we’ll be seeing a lot of that in the coming weeks, being the most unwarranted arrogant fanbase has consequences
>>154327902west brom and norwich up there with burnley amongst the usual yoyoers, just all round direnot counting stoke as they are tarred with the pulis brush, but at least they fucking triedwolves have actually played okay, especially after their dire run which pretty much finished them before christmas
>>154327950Bit unfair. Moyes is doing what he can with that shit Everton squad while Rosenior has a two billion dollar one.
>>154327977Yeah I was wondering why they were missing so many chances against forest. They must really have wanted spurs to go down.
>>154327873chelsea will win the premier league title before arsenal do
>>154327902Cheeky international riot fuel
Forget pep Guardiola he's big P now
>Transchester Troonited
>>154327994eyes and ears nathan, eyes and ears
nice block by haaland
OH NOOOBAH GAWD ALMIGHTYBAH GAWD ALMIGHTYTHAT KILLED HIM
>>154327994didnt even realize chelsea was 8th, what a disaster
>>154327560The karma will be unreal when Arsenal win the league on goal difference, after City did that to United.
>>154327990terrible patter this
Which PL ground has the best atmosphere?
>>154328030>level on points, games won, draws, losses and goal differenceAnd yet we all know man city are way ahead
burnley just happy to sit back deep still
>>154328056Hill Dickinson.
>>154328061I dread to think how good arteta will be when he reaches the level of experience pep has. This season is basically the apprentice taking over from the master
>>154328056palace for sure
>>154328084pep had won everything with less experience than Arteta has now
>>154328099Yeah with possibly the most stacked team in the sports history
>>154328085Ah yes, the widescreen view
>>154328099If you followed football back then pep was highly regarded from his season at barca B. Arteta is basically a nobody straight into the premiership.
>>154328111SOVL
>>154328011trvth nvke
check flemings bank account
>>154328122
>>154328115We know, that’s why he’s trying to win it playing like Tony pulis with a 1 billion cash injection
>>154327873>Equal on points>Equal on Goal differenceSo does England use head2head? What would happen if Man City and Arsenal tied each game against each other, fair play?
>>154328146Can't really criticise it when you have managers with actual experience and 2 billion dollar squads losing 5 on the bounce like chelsea. Peps legacy after retirement will be arteta and kompany.
>>154328171It goes goal difference then goals scored then goals conceded.
>>154328171The two managers face each other in darts
>Burnley are in the Premier league while Leicester are relegated to League OneNo fucking way Leicester are worse than whatever the fuck I'm watching right now.
>>154328171It goes to Goals Scored at that point so Arsenal could still technically win if every remaining match ended in a draw
>>154328188if goal difference is the same and so is goals scored then goals conceded is never a tiebreaker
>>154328188but if goal difference is the same and goals scored are the same then goals conceded cannot differ
>>154328173No one at Chelsea has experience winning anything from the board down. I don’t think pep would be flattered being associated with Arteta after seeing what he has stooped to.
>>154327873vgh...based. fuck assna
>>154328202At that point, the winner is determined by a penalty shootout.Death penalties, at that.
I wonder if Arsenal fans will still watch their teams next season if they bottle this one
where are the goals where are the goals where are the goals where are the goals where are the goals where are the goals where are the goals
HAALAND HAALAND HAALAND HAALAND HAALAND HAALAND HAALAND HAALAND HAALAND HAALAND HAALAND HAALAND HAALAND HAALAND HAALAND HAALAND HAALAND HAALAND HAALAND HAALAND HAALAND HAALAND HAALAND HAALAND HAALAND HAALAND HAALAND HAALAND HAALAND HAALAND HAALAND HAALAND HAALAND HAALAND HAALAND HAALAND
>>154328205He's always praising arteta even before he was a manager. Apparently arteta used to manage the champions league games for them on occasion.
Who would win in a (street) fight between Pep and Arteta?
>>154328171They consult England's current top rated soothsayer
>>154328222only if arteta gets replaced
>>154328236That’s what he does, he praises every opponent, it’s a mind game.
>>154328248pep
>>154328248Artetter for sure. Peps clearly a fag but Mikel’s got that BTK stare.
>>154328259No i mean he literally used to call up arteta during his time in barca and bayern to discuss tactics and stuff.
>>154327560Didn't the faggot on the left play for city? Anyways the crops are perfect for city's harvest season
Semenyo doing nothing once again
Why did ward prowse leave west ham?
>>154328268Ok mate I’m not interested in the extended lore of Arteta it’s boring enough watching his games without knowing that shite
Yeah city is bottling this game. I can feel it
city dominating but burnley allowing them to... city still look pretty casual here desu
>>154328248The concrete
>>154328285Genuinely thought this would be 3-0 by half time. The best chances have been Burnleys.
>ward prowseholy shit forgot all about that cunt...
city should be smashing them 4 nilthis is how pep always gets fucked
>Arsenal are actually going to choke the leagueI was joking at first, I didn't think it'd actually happen. Their supporters might actually rope at the end of the season.
>>154328308Arsenal will win the Champions League
>>154328308They're used to it don't worry
>>154328314the players that buckle at the first hint of pressure will overcome psg or Bayern will they?? That’s assuming they get past atletico
NNNNNNNN...
>>154328308It's not easy to compete in both the CL and PL. I said ages ago they should just throw the CL.
Second again, second again, second again ole ole!
>>154328314>implying Luis Diaz isn't going to wreck their shit
>>154328279more like why did he leave southampton
>>154328331>>154328342You’ll see. Remember this.
>>154328339Everyone give City your energy
>>154328331Its one game, anything can happen.Over 2 legs no way they're beating Bayern or PSG but in the final....
>Arsenal choke the league>Tottenham get relegated>Cucurella gets hit by a bus and turns into a vegetableWhat a great year if only.
>>154328352I’d argue their odds are worse in a final, that team cannot handle pressure
>>154328348Southampton would've been one of the best teams in England if they kept all their talent.
>>154328331Bayern aren't that good. They beat shit teams but already got battered by arsenal this season anyway. PSG lost to arsenal last season in the group but won over 2 legs in the semi all thanks to Donnaruma who now plays for city funnily enough.
>>154328384Thank you for proving my point, Arsenal are great when the pressure is off but can’t do it in the big moments, Bayern would beat Arsenal in a final
>Paddy Power has Arsenal ahead of PSG to win the CL555_come_on_now.png
>>154328384> He cares about the UCL league phase
>jfs come to EPL gamethreads to seethe about EPL teamsits crazy the jealousy
>>154328403that’s because the Bayern semi is 50/50
>>154328403Opta supercomputer has arsenal at 73% chance of winning the league even after the back to back losses
half time tear drinking
burnley will score one here
Putting a fiver on a JWP top bins free kick
>>154328430What does her 父親 think of this ?
lol city could do without about 5 more goals the games don’t get any easier
The fuck happened to semenyo? He's completely shit now
>that tracksuitwhat does the p stand for?
>>154328274>>154328548no refunds
semen is a really shit player
lmao Kyle Walker plays for Burnley now? Imagine being him and watching Man City stroll towards another title while he's getting relegated.
>haa(shit)land
Semenyo been fucking crap same as the Arsenal game get him off ffs
>>154328578i wonder if he still hosts bunga bunga parties in cheshire
>>154328578Proper little englander stuff, could've went to Europe and played at a decent level, instead he went to a no mark Manc suburb so he didnt have to move house
>>154328675>tf>tp
up the cherries
>>154328686Not an argument
>>154328690God Rosenior was such a fuckup, ridiculous that some on the BBC are saying he needed more time
proper snoozer this
dubs and this ends 1-1
>>154328707I wonder why..
>>154328690Kek based fuck leeds
>>154328707Think he knew he was in for a hiding, looked depressed as fuck at the airport when he was flying over to take the job, shit squad and a 2 week preseason isn't a good combo
>>154328724Dubs and English "cuisine" is officially cat vomit tier
>>154328675>getting paid 3 frankfurters a day to play for fk poopensharten>play half a year against paella farmers before the club starts withholding wages and goes bankruptitaly is the only real continental choice for premier league oldies, he could go there in the summer and still have 3-4 seasons in serie a
>we dont want the audience to stop watching we still have adverts at the end so keep it going 1-0
>>154328739how do you farm paella
>>154328739He tried that, was in Milan for a bit but he was shit there too
the problem with city is they always try and walk it in
>>154328739>getting paid 50k a week to play for Manc suburb #7>when you have 50 mil in tax free abu Dhabi money in an off shore accountWhy would you care about money
i went to greggs when i was in england because of the memes and it was actually quite good
>>154328724French stew is tastier (and so is Irish stew)
sneeds consneeded
>sneezed while talking>sounded like I said the dreaded n-wordhow do I get out of this one, chaps?
city don’t look arsed
Burnley know that they're losing right?
>>154328787Also scored m
that does it, i'm watching the sneeds game
>>154328790tell them you just sniggeredeveryone sniggers sometimes
>FraudlandWhat's his problem? He scores one goal against Burnley and then stops trying
>>154328762I was up on a trip to Belfast last year and decided to pop into Gregg's for the first time to see if they have anything interesting but for some fucking reason they had barely anything for sale at all.Ended up going to the chipper on the Fall's Road (and also the Ulster Fry in the Causeway Café is GOATed).
>have a giant Neanderthal on your team>dont ever cross it
You just know Burnley will get a late goal if City doesn't extend their lead
keep the door shut burnley
>>154328762I went to one for the first time in years and got a sausage roll (also the first in years) and it was fucking coldGREGGS HAS FALLEN
>>154328810He's not very good unless you try to get in a wrestling match with him like a retard(Gabriel)
lmao what the fuck is Pep wearing?
>>154328839thats big P to you son
city always have performances like this in them, even in their more dominant yearsusually at home when it's 0-0 and they just can't break a team down and look casual with it too'plenty of time left' then before you know it its the 85th minute.... can see it coming a few more times yet
>>154328839a Pepager jacket
>>154328839p for pecho frio
Only one facking goal???
gonna need city to sort it out
crazy that we used to gather possession and shots metrics without AI. how did our ancestors do it
what would the league with a swiss system look like
>I CAN'T SCORE (another goal after the 5th minute)
>Arteta is going to be forced to play attacking football to win on GDKEK
>>154328903lmao paco really tuned in just to hatewatch a tall nordic god
>>154328901richer, better governed clubsmore democracyall games played at neutral groundsmore accurate stoppage timehalf time chocolate
>>154328793Kumiko!!
>>154328932shes a slut thoughbeit
this is the city team that are winning this year?lol
This was supposed to be city's easiest game. Every other game they have are against teams fighting for europe. No wonder the statisticians still have arsenal as favourites
>>154328942:(
scott parker still parking the bus hoping to hit on the counter even though they're down if they don'tpretty grim desu
>short corner
Blackchester United would've dogwalked this Premier league.
>tranchester shitty
>>154328962This file just made me feel bad about eating bacon. Maybe the muslims were right.
after a dreary 0-1 away win for their team arteta b like: "i love my players" while pep b like "i hate my players and my life"
>>154328974jlingz needs to come back to united in summer
>>154328962sleep tight, oinker
>>154328990id feel better about it if the animals were slaughtered so young. most meat we eat is from an animal under 1 years old. if they got atleast half their lifespan before being killed id feel less guilty
>>154329013What is that stat over half chickens feet will never touch the ground lol
>sneeds
>>154328990muslims torture their animals before killing them
In this digital age, do they really need a physical ref? I've seen many games where the ref gets in the way of the ball or the player accidentally. Why not have a team of niggas in the VAR room just watching the field as a whole and call the fouls as they see it? It's not like they stop the chimp outs anyways.
>>154328990But he’s smiling though.
>tranime avatarfag>trash opiniondumb mexican
>>154329041No they don't lol
did he just fucking time-waste when they need to chase Goal-Differance
>>154329031Bournemouth till I fly (to England)
/sp/ or football is dead.
I CAN'T SCORE
fucking stupid Nafri can't score a tap in.
>o'reillyKEK
Burnley are really really shit yet city are struggling to do anything
>>154329041is draining blood a muslim or a jewish thing?
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>154329071>>154328915Cucknaldo
>>154329054just have some drones flying around monitoring everythingai drone flying refs soon. they will able to compare the foul to 100000000000 similar fouls before it and give the correct decision every time
Savinho is proper gack
>>154329115cute x
POWIRETJKIEURSDAHTJIOAUGOALFUCKKKK
>>154329109>>154329054>>154329041he reminds them of what they areof what they can never be
>>154329106yes
>>154329115>they will able to compare the foul to 100000000000 similar fouls before it and give the correct decision every timeHow do you program the rigging or is there a manual override system?
>>1543290894chan is a boomer website, new blood is on discord and reddit
In two weeks time West Ham can push Tottenham towards relegation and Arsenal towards bottling the league in just one game
>>154329109thoughts on the events of March 5th, 2026?
Anime website btw
GOALLLLLLLLLLL
Where the hell is Ukrainebro
BURNLEY LAST MINUTE CORNER INCOMING
GOAL
fuckin ell
UH OH
bumley bros... we tried
>>154329137Good and newFAGS should stay there.
Goodbye Scott Parker
TOP OF THE LEAGUE
Ell em ay oh
>>154329124>>154329146Cucknaldo
there we go
>mememouthOH NO NO NO
can we agree to never let burnley back up?
Considering it was an away game at night against a team fighting for relegation a 1-0 win is not a bad result.
>>154329217easy team to increase GD to though
>>154329203Does anyone remember anything about them this season? Genuinely, I can't recall a single thing that happened with them.
>>154329137Only leftoids, wokeists etc.. are on Plebbit
>>154329234ive watched them like 10 times this season and still only know 3 of their players, the goalie, jwp and walker
>>154329236Reddit is a right-wing website thoughbeit
arsenal generals not taking it well
>>154329244They have to be the most nondescript PL team in decades. Literally nothing about them whatsoever.
>>154329054The refs main job is to talk directly to they players
oh he's bubbling kek
Wouldn’t it be funny if Gabriel finally gets a red against Newcastle and misses 3 games?
>>154329246reddit is big ofcourse, i just mean there is a heavy overrepresentation of woke leftist on reddit, i dont have any date but i would assume many are millennial age
>260 replies for title-deciding match of the most successful club in the last 10 yearsGame's gone
>>154329054Have it like the Banker from Deal or No Deal, where the game will stop randomly and red lights will flash on the pitch and then Haaland has to run to the touch line and answer a phonecall from a big red phone and then he's like "Bernardo, Yellow card"
>>154329115Aww I wish I had a cowWhile not being Indian
