ferran torres hat trick edition
Just smoked a fat spliff in preparation for Tebas refball by Munuera
Last 2 digits is final score
>>154328145Why do they use these shit quality uncanny 3d models from a videogameIs that supposed to be pedri?
>>154328163>presented by [GAME (tm)]>Why are they using the ugly models from GAME (tm) ?Because Konami is dumb and paid to have it done like that to sell their trash footy "sim."
>literally no streams subeditionwhat the fuck man
if VARcelona keeps playing like shit we have a chance at getting the league. You think they'll sack Arbeloa if so?
>Cancelo dead>Balde init's over
Why are the league leaders getting outplayed by a team that got demolished by fucking Freiburg?
>>154328373>we have a chance at getting the leaguemerengordo cope is reaching truly ridiculous levels, you almost have to pity them
Why is this bitch still acting like he stepped on a landmine
Will we ever see a Galician champion of Spain (again) in our lifetimes?
>>154328460How can inland have better octtopus than the coast? Explain this meme
>>154328410football is not rock paper scissors
How did they manage to make camp nou feel so soulless now
>>154328488i don't get it either, maybe those points are cities that buy the best octopus, just like madrid buys some of the finest fish
Somebody score a fucking goal already holy shit
ERA
inb4 he sends the penalty kick to the moon
yamal got booty bumped
He literally smashed his pooper into Lamine's groinHow gay
shame you can't get these dives called in the champions lmao
>yamal scores pen>look away for 10 seconds>yamal is on the groundwat?
>>154328615the brazilian and french monkeys at fecal madrid get penalties for much more blatant diving than this
>>154328615You can, but only if you play for Real Madrid
>yamal already broken at age 18Why do these la massia kids age so fast?
>>154328522>>154328627Why is a danish cunt of all people butthurt about barcelona?
>the """new""" messi is starting to show his true colorslmao
wtf is happenng?
>>154328639Answer the questions
>>154328650dude in the crowd is kil
Ummm vaxbros?
>>154328659what a bizarre sequence of events
i swear this happens every weekTime to put all boomers to rest
These new Barcelona time wasting schemes are getting ridiculous
>Munuera Montero doing his best not to whistle the penJesus Christ
>>154328502Maybe Bundes is better?
>45 minutes of build up to a pen>pen taker gets hit with nerve gass>some nigga dying off-screenabsolutely fire divegrass
How does a medical emergency in the stands pause a game for 10 minutes unless the person is actually dead
>>154328770Danish commentators saying someone had a heart attack and they’re trying to revive them
WTF HAPPENED??
+11 and counting...
>>154328832someone was so upset watching lamine injure himself they died
>lamine scores a pen and dies>fan has a heart attack watching lamine diepottery
>be cucktalan boomer>spend 200 euros (1% of your monthly income in Airtbnb rents to tourists) to go to the Spotify Camp Nou>Get your weekly asigned Negreira penalty>Celebrate when your favourite Moroccan scores it>Do it so hard that you have a heart attack and die
>>154328867croat commentator says it was a celta fan
>be madrileñan retard>go on the internet and seethe
What you niggas doing for HT?
>63’rd minute >still first half kek
>45' + 19'Thought my computer was buggy.
>45+21UNTIL BARCELONA SCORES
>>154328933DUDE
>>154328761it's not gay if the dick is smaller than yours
>>154328867kys manolo
just found out Nestea is now called Fuze tea what the heck
>>154329060Coca Cola and Nestle ended their friendship
>>154329060It is not, there’s still a Nestea out there, it just happens that Coca-Cola lost the rights to make it so they made a new drink name but Nestea still sells their own drink
>lamine is kill Weaboobros it’s our time
>>154329131Which Sevilla Futbol club player is this one?
>>154329157That’s the quintessential Swede Roony Bardghji
>>154329202looks like someone from Melilla.
>>154328373>keeps playing like shitbrother, stop imagining things
if lamine doesn't recover in time to play in the world cup who will madrilerdos bitch and whine about?
>>154329260>madrilerdosKek
>raphinha ded>lamine ded>pedri playing like shit>Madrid still goes trophylessFlo suicide when?
>>154329315The youth team managed to win a trophy the other day, and the basket team is doing good right now. Not that bad.
Just lost R$150. I cant this anymore.
>>154329315does she get tanned?
>>154329260Gonzalo Garcia (will be sold to Getafe this summer to bring Endrick back)
>>154329260Pedri o algo>based lamine taking himself out for the next 2 matches trusting flickball will finish the task until he "miraculously" comes back for the clasico
>>154329260a 18 year old shouldnt start for Spain in the WChe will choke like in the nations league and be useless
>>154329336>and the basket team is doing good right nowthey won't win the euroleague and I wouldnt rule out them getting memed on by valencia in an acb final
>El Sharko Cayetano
Vete a la mierda Ferran
Sharkbros....
>>154329371The only one who choked in the Nations was Dean Huijsen
suddenly they're very quick to check var for offside now huh
>>154329379honestly, after choking the kings cup final, you can expect anything bad from them, but right now they are doing ok
I would praise Barcelona for actually defending good for once, but El Panda is not playing so no
>>154329407they're doing ok but they're still choking a lot in away games this season, and the euroleague final4 is in athens, which also means anyone who plays against panathinkaikos there will get refballed to hell and back soooo
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT OFFSIDE FRAME LMAOTHEY'RE NOT EVEN TRYING TO HIDE THIS BULLSHIT ANYMOREJESUS CHRIST ON A JETSKI
Lmao, Tebas made the call.
>>154329459well see
Was eating and nearly choked on my steak when the VAR image showed up.Absolutely hilarious.
bro wtf is this?
>>154329495just you watch anon if panathinaikos makes it to the final 4 the refball to give them the title will be one for the history bookstrust that valencia beats them in the playoffs
There is no lifeform on Earth lower than a La Liga referee and VAR guyLiterally none.
>>154329513i shall believe you anon. dark times for merengues all around
>>154329260They'll root for Portugal.
>>154329510>bro that's literally not offside>whatever dude just release it, its not like the ref can give them the goal back anyway lmaoI imagine that was the conversation in the var room
>Olmo
Tebas is "convinced" Barça is not gonna win everything BTW
>>154329339Yes but at my house she sunbathes fully nude so no lines>>154329371He only choked the final. He was good against netherlands and France. Maybe one of the adults should try stepping up>>154329477picrel
>>154329510Every time
>>154329532could be worsebarcelona basket's in its lowest point in a decade
EL PANDA
The faggot is IN
>>154329510>>154329563I shudder to think what they will do with the newest technology and the (((sensors)))
>>154329510are they calling this offside because there are a handful of atoms of 7's elbow ahead of the line?i thought elbows didn't count for offside?
>>154329564Feel sorry for them, and it might get even worse because Laporta is hyperfocused on the football team
So Celta is just gonna bend over all game?
>>154329559why do you keep posting that fake quote while ignoring the official Negreira investigation and real life stats?
>>154329643Celta lives and dies by the ball posession. Guess what Barcelona excels at.
>>154329654>if VAR didn’t exist Real Madrid would’ve robbed 27 times more
>>154329654do you even read what you post and apply some kind of logic to what you are saying?
>>154329654>computer shows vardrid always cheating>computer bado twain
>IaGOAT Aspas
the most interesting thing to happen in this match was some guy in the stands having a heart attackjesus what a slurpfest
I dont think Aspas is going to cut it in 10 min, NuPep
>>154329654>If it weren't for var, RM would have gotten 27 incorrect decisions going their way>This somehow means the referees are against themSă te fut in gură de țigan borât handicapat ce ești
>>154329654Was ferran offside?
>>154329685please explain how var helped madrid also please explain the negreira case that you conveniently ignoreyou wont.
>>154329792>also please explain the negreira caseprovide a single ounce of evidence that barcelona was favored by refsbecause so far no one's come up with anything, and not for a lack of tryingcunt
yeah rashford ain't staying
refs don't get murdered often enough
>>154329819>provide a single ounce of evidence that barcelona was favored by refswhy do you keep ignoring the mighty uefalona era? let me guess, they dont count o algo?
>>154329863none of what you said is evidence of anythingyou got nothing then?thought so
>>154329792var has helped madrid in some matches, just because they would've steal so fucking much more without it doesn't change it>explain the negreira case you are the one that apparently knows about it, go to Madrid and give them your proofs
>>154329891and what evidence do you have besides posting fake quotes while you're scrubbing toilets at work?
>>1543298631. The Lehman's red card took out Giuly's goal, wich woul've won us the match puting us 1-02. Arsenal's only goal came from a non existing foul.3. Ballack should've been sent off in both legs4. Abidal was sent off from a non existing foul.5. Van Persie should've been sent off before thatYou should watch the full games and not just pick what's convenient for your narrative
>>154329905>var has helped madrid in some matchesand what's your source? they got 27 decisions against them how is that any "help"
>>154329923i don't have to provide anything, the burden of proof is on the accuser>while you're scrubbing toilets at work?a romanian, of all people, saying this? lmao
>>154329938>they got 27 decisions against them how is that any "help"IF VAR INTERVENES IT MEANS THE REF MADE A MISTAKETHAT MEANS 27 REF "MISTAKES" THAT WERE GOING TO FAVOR MADRIDTHIS IS NOT DIFFICULT TO UNDERSTAND YOU IRREDEEMABLE MONGOLOID
>>154329933>1. The Lehman's red card took out Giuly's goal, wich woul've won us the match puting us 1-0a 1-0 in 17th would not "win you the match">2. Arsenal's only goal came from a non existing foul.wrong>3. Ballack should've been sent off in both legswrong>4. Abidal was sent off from a non existing foul.wrong>5. Van Persie should've been sent off before thatwrongyou're making shit up now as the actual refs are regretting their "mistakes" for Farcelona. you think your opinion matters more than what they said? lollmao even.>no mr Ovrebo, i watched highlights on youtube, you are wrong!
>Getafe at conferance rank after winming against Real SociedadBordachad does it again
>>154329933>picks game from 20 years ago
>>154329944>the burden of proof is on the accuserwhile your source for "var helps madrid" is "trust me bro" ignoring 27 unfavorable decisions from var.imagine thinking paying refs while coincidentally your opponents get zero penalties some 70 games in a row is actually good and normal.no wonder your society is rotten and muslims are replacing you.
>>154329952this does not translate into "var helps madrid" you dumb ESL, it's exactly the opposite.
>>154330013>while your source for "var helps madrid" is "trust me broi'm not the anon you were replying to originally, you fucking dunce, i've said nothing about thatholy shit man try to keep up
>>154330033>no argument, just blind spastic angeri accept your concession.
>>154330074okay anon you win, yeah, well donego get a cookie, you've earned it
>>154329976>you think your opinion matters more than what they saidI saw the matches and can view the fouls in youtube, and you are making shit up saying they regret whatever
>>154330013show me the games in wich the rivals should've gotten a penalty, then add the goal to the end match result and show me back the league results, do this with all teams btw
>>154330078>actually you got no proof>actually a formal investigation around Negreira is no proof>actually these La Liga stats showing Madrid burried in red cards while our opponents got no penalties is actually normal>actually refs admitting their fraudulent mistakes carrying Barcelona to 3 CL is no proof>yea thats normal, visca barca o algo, proud to support Yamal with my wife o algo
finally a game without conceding a goal for Barça. is this progress?
>>154330108>I saw the matches and can view the fouls in youtube,lets see the fouls then. where are they?>n-no they dont regret ithttps://www.skysports.com/football/news/11945/11257497/referee-tom-henning-ovrebo-admits-to-errors-in-chelsea-vs-barcelona-in-2009-champions-leaguehttps://www.theguardian.com/football/2006/may/18/newsstory.sport2your proof is still nothing btw, everything you say is "trust me bro" and when someone finally calls you out you have a melty and crash out like a bitch.
>>154330119your imaginary cope-math doesn't prove anything meanwhile what i say was documented and was weird as fuck while having refs on the payroll
>>154330129>actually a formal investigation around Negreira is no proofit's not that's why it's called investigation>actually these La Liga stats showing Madrid burried in red cards while our opponents got no penalties is actually normalyes, they played like shit>actually refs admitting their fraudulent mistakes carrying Barcelona to 3 CL is no proofyou keep saying this, can you show it?
if the gypsy ape is this mad now imagine when we actually win the league
>>154330165he admits he made mistakes, nothing about actually helping or wanting to help barça, just anglo paranoia>leham red cardif it wasn't a red it was a GOAL YOU FUCKING MORON
>>154330203>>154330165You are the accuser, you show me the games
>>154330146Technically, no. Celta sucks at the offensive without based Aspas.
Halal and Farca 'fans' arguing about who gets the most preferential treatment from officials will never not be funny.
