>Thursday April 23AfternoonSi Jiahui v Hossein VafaeiXiao Guodong v Shaun Murphy EveningNeil Robertson v Pang JunxuKyren Wilson v Mark Allen>Friday April 24Morning Xiao Guodong v Shaun MurphyMark Williams v Barry HawkinsAfternoonZhao Xintong v Ding JunhuiKyren Wilson v Mark AllenEveningXiao Guodong v Shaun MurphyMark Williams v Barry Hawkins>StreamsFree: https://freestreams-live1c.pk/BBC iPlayer, Eurosport, TNT Sports, Discovery+ and HBO Max
1st for Mental Gnelf
>>154328232I thought what's that stick out her ass.. had to do a zoom in lol
gwan cobbertson
>>154328207>picrelTremendous screen grab of that reflection. Polite snooker applause.
>>154328364> Cue flash forward> It's been 84 years
Time for the annual Jobbo humiliation.
inshallanimehoss goes as hard as 90's post-hardcore
gwanneyul!
>>154327886
>>154328504Murphy looks like he's wearing lipstick
8ball is superior
>>154328971Yeah... looks like...
Peng Jean Jeux, sounds French
I don't like Shaun Murphy.
>no 10am sesh
Morning lads
luv me shite ops simple as
>>154336258elloMore Holt predictions: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=mtCvmbv5NY8
Never really feels quite right to have round 2 starting before round 1's matches are all finished
>>154337637Yeah, they should have had the morning session today be the final two RD1 matches finishing and then RD2 begins in the afternoon.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY BARRY
>>154337790Happy Birthday!
There he is! No doubt contemplating whether life's worth living when you're no longer an EFLchad
>>154337790GWAN THE BIRTHDAY HAWK>>154337810Happiest Coventry resident
>>154337790memmo momentarily
Murphy's and Guodong's names are the wrong way round at their seats.
Xiao save me from the smugness
>>154337790Many Blorky returns
Pink into the middle pocket is a death sentence
>>154337790happy birthday harry blorkins!
Shorn and Hoss are gaining way too much confidence here fck but hats off to Shorn for mastering this aggressive breakoff
Super Autist fella could at least wear something different once in a while
BIGG HOSS
>tfw self zested
>>154338167What do you mean? His shirt had a red collar only two days ago
Definition of insanity
Anime.This will be me when Shorn inevitably loses to my brother Xiao, so it's obviously /sp/ related.
>all streams on Huya are now region locked, not only the official ones>including Xiao's channelHello, Russia, my old friend.
Every new thread needs a link to the previous thread, for collage-making purposes.>>154305396
>from 3-1 to 3-9Si in Crucible form
>>154338232
>Seed Jiahui>>154338282>he doesn't use the VLC method
>>154338282Still working via Streamlink for me in the Republic of Ireland.
Dong is just conserving energy dw guys
>>154338296can't wait to see what the Young Chinese Posters have to say about him
>>154338298>>154338301Too complicated, I don't use VLC and I don't want to install additional soft just to watch snooker.
>>154338290and https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/154305396/ in case this 404s
>the state of both players
>>154337564I think Stuart Bingham and his wife should do videos like these. I don't know what his wife is like, but I bet they are a similarly engaging couple who are fun to watch.
>>154338282https://sportika.net/tv/tnt-sports-3/?ysclid=mo4u968a2h278316202
>Sifucking hell he's shit
Iran? Number 1!China? Hacktui!
>>154338282Here you go friend. Just pick the channel. Streamsports99.ru
>>154338313>copy paste>complicatedIt took you at least 102 key presses to post this comment
>>154338347>ynr the picture of bing and his wife dressed as each other
embarrasSIng as usual
Terrible day for YCPs
>sir shawee
when's Bai?
>fifth frame >highest break: 14
>>154338476Better than my highest break, to be fair.
>>154338476>highest break: 14He's just like me fr fr
>Shi Jiahui has been whipped seven times.>Find a hole to get in.>Jelly will also lose.>Magicians are not white.>Murphy, this short-lived doll, is in great shape tonight.>It's just let people get punched.>Someone else's stepping stone.>Shi Jiahui, Xiao Guodong, . Farewell to the bicycle.>Look at one table, change the other table more annoying! Better to watch at the same time.>Shame on the players.>8 with a lash, a bully,>Nine lashes are over, falling out of the first 16, and it is estimated that they can't go back.>Addicted to the whip, don't fight anymore.>Scarlett was bombed home.>Wafi this kind of player, you just give him a certain mobile phone will, has a strong ability to receive the game.>Garbage Scarlett has long been eliminated better out of the first 16 better>I want to shut down the broadcast.>Only Zhao in China is not afraid of foreign players, so play well.>It is not good to say, but also look forward to the big cake back, the country seems to be a new generation of many talents, in fact, the top masters can have a 50% win rate only Zhao and Yan, or after the evolution of Wu>There is only one and a half of the top hand in the country, and the rest are occasionally blooming.>Except for Zhao Wuchang, there is no hope for others.>Only Zhao can play with foreigners, and no one else can.>Every table is lost and I don’t want to see it.>What the fuck.>Black Thursday
>>154338480>>154338488Sorry lads but you're not allowed to post here unless you've made at least one recorded maximum
angles sent an encrypted message to the syndicate yesterday
>>154338494>I want to shut down the broadcast.based beeb hater
Who won the world championship while conceding the fewest frames?
Based Hendry not playing Seema's reindeer games.
>>154338494>the evolution of Wu>Black ThursdayWhy does Chinese /147/ sound like a list of underground rap albums?
>>154338533Ronald in 04, he lost 32 supposedly.
>>154338533If we include ancient meme titles, Joe Davis won world championships where he only played one match, so probably him.
>The MagicianLess of a Derren Brown more of a Paul Daniels
And Xiao has finally xiettled.
>shørn>dong
>>154338313>>154338382BBC streams tanked for me at the start of the tournament. 360p glory
>>154338607>so, Jo Rochell, what first attracted you to the millionaire Shaun Murphy?
>>154338351>>154338369Nice, didn't have these two bookmarked.Still, I'm already used to https://snooker-live.ru/, so I'll keep using it for as long as it works.>>154338382I thought it was the method with a very long pastebin explanation.>>154338647Is this the official BBC stream? Did you try others?>>154338619Nothing can stop him now.
>100 years oldSnooker was a meme back in those days, imagine if rpmmie just turned up one year with a new trophy he'd bought?>here's the trophy for the new tournament, lads, and I'm going to keep winning it for the next 20 years until I give up
>>154338664>many, MANY ups and downsDoesn't bode well.
>>154338607Paul Daniels pulled Debbie McGee though.
>Robertson was fined as he conceded frame 2 after a miscalculation (47 behind, 51 left).
>>154338685and that's just when he sits down next to her on the sofa!
>>154338679One of the nicer snooker trophies.
>>154338695heh.
>>154338707>Mark and Tatiyou just KNOW
>>154338679The first ever World Championship was in 1927, so it’s not like Joe Davis bought the trophy to replace an existing one. My favourite story from those days is how in 1931, nobody except Joe Davis actually entered the tournament, so he played the guy who owned the table and won his trophy again.
>>154338717Built for Ben’s Bamboo Cue
>>154338707>>154338717Why would Selby cheat on his milfy wife?
>shorn in charge of breaking off
>>154338738he's an ass man
Morph is tired out now
>>154338707>>154338717>>154338738maybe they're swinging
All skill, no luck.
>>154338664>hide the sausage
Xiaoud've played safe
>>154338758I like a good side view.
>>154338738Selbs would never cheat on Mrs. Peel>>154338677>Is this the official BBC stream? Did you try others?It is the official stream so I've switched and my connection is otherwise ok, must be a local issue.
>>154338834>Selbs would never cheat on Mrs. PeelI never hang around women that much unless I'm trying to bang. No such thing as men and women being friends
The audience needs to be more aggressive toward people who can't remember to turn their phone off.
Have a bad feeling Shorn's gonna win it this year
>>154338851wot r u actually goin on about u egg
>>154338694£250 doesn't buy much Warhammer these days.
>>154338900He doesn't beat Zhao if he gets through that is
>>154338900>>154338936Shorn is the Sino-Slayer this year.
>>154338930But winning a meme event in Oiland does.
>>154338895Throwing rotten fruit n veg at them would be a deterrent
>>154339235>throw a lemon at Selby>he powers up like Super Mario collecting a mushroom
gwan bobbins
fuck I forgot Kryen is still in
GWAN THE PLAYERS>>154340199It happens a lot.
>>154339330Hehhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qlOjiDkgEbw
>>154340199>waiting for the inevitable koiren v boy semi final
who is she?
Neil scored five and he scored sixThey played a sport of balls and sticksHe wore black and Neil wore whiteHe's clearly going to win tonightPang Pang, he pot the brownPang Pang, gwans from the crowdPang Pang, his face is roundPang Pang, he looks like he's got downs
Mork can't pot a ball
Neil is cooked coming to the table at the start of his break and not clearing up from where the balls were
>>154340489*wins*
I see Wilson changed his cue like he said he would.
>>154340556Did he accidentally forefit again?
Banter ref looks like a rent boy with that little earring in
>could it be that I’m playing like shit?>no, it’s the tip that’s wrong Every fucking game of snooker in 2026, sick of hearing about it lads
WTF was that Pang?
who's that one YCP that is monke?
>>154340896???
What if the knowledgeable Crucible crowd started shouting YEEEEELLLOOOOW?
>recognise none of the sponsorsI'm inadvertently immune to advertising
>>154340896Guoqiang?
GWON MORK
>>154341022no, turns out I was thinking of Yuan Sijunhe monke
mork's longpotting is filthy
Neil in control.
>>154341081Sijun has to be the most forgettable YCP of all the higher ranked ones
>>154340788>
>>154341001I'm pretty sure that the point of most adverts is to make you aware of goods and services that you were previously unaware of.
>>154328504guy in the back is ready for it to Finnish
>>154341214Kyren looking like Turkey Kramer
>>154341081Sijun's more of a pugWu Yeezy is monke
>>154341221top kekhe's good and basted for sure
>>154341214quite a beak on that woman
>>154341276any relation to the Hawk, I wonder?
The Iran Hoss finna hit the DuBoy harder than a Shahed drone
>>154341241Zamn! The Women's World Champion moves like that!?
>>154341327lel Hossman's walk out music should be an air raid siren to activate Judd's ptsd
>London>Wuhanwhat is snooker signalling?
>>154341302one of the stalkers perhaps?
>>154341241Damn she cute
>extremely Pangful
>dang
>>154341276Holy smokes.
If I know China's Pang Junxu like I think I do (i.e. not at all), he'll want to win at least 5 of the remaining 5 frames in this match.
>>154341276quite unfortunate
QUIET AS YA CAN PLEASE
Fuck me for someone who's been playing as long as he has you'd think Mork could decide on the correct shot a bit faster.
Pang is like Ding without the eye twitch, skill or titles. At least he was born in the year of the dragon.
>>154341640He likes being out there
Mork confounding the commentators, lol
>>154341671Pang is the chinaman we needed. There’s a thousand very talented young Chinese players who can make a century break in 2 minutes, it was about time China produced an utter terrorist who plays the most rancid snooker you’ve ever seen
kyrun player the worst snooker rn
>>154341758playin'*
Pang is about to teach you the true meaning of the word "granite", mork my words.>>154341758>they're still playing the 5th frameNice. This isn't ending soon.
>Kyren when the tables aren't a complete joke and he isn't playing the elderly, children or jobbers.
>>154341838>the elderly, children or jobbersThat's like 98% of the circuit
gwaneyul
>>154341838>elderly, children or jobbersWhen you think about it, Mork is all of those combined in a way.
do you think kyren ever gets chin splinters, cueing like that?
>3 OC>2 (You)sIt seems that it's true that you've really got to be at the top of your game for the world championship, even on /147/
>>154341871The many faces of Billy Bobbins
Robertson through.
>>154341944it's a doggy dog board out here
' T I S M T U R Y
OUR GUY is through!
>>154315897I should learn to use my powers smarter.
>>154341192>>154341944This one? I just assume all Simpsons oc was made years ago lmao
I miss fat Mork
Goddamn Mark
> Seethan
Enjoying hendry shitting on mork on Comms and getting giggles from the crowd
hendry hates how allen plays so much lmao
After morph these are my two least favourite whites
Mark needs his cup of hot water.
I'm glad that Hendry agrees with my assessment that Mark Allen is in fact a snooker terrorist.
>Dark Alien
Already sick to death of hearing about that pink
Can Hendry stop talking about the fucking pink already?
whistling might be worse than gwanning
>you now remember when Mork was 5-0 up
Ending the night with a post pandemic suomi
see, he should have potted that pink
Looking forward to the generational YCP match tomorrow
>>154341944it's sometimes difficult to recognise fresh ocif you mean the songs, they've been great as always
>>154342616>Ding retires>Zhao will be successful for decades
>>154342616lel zhao will get boyed
>>154342616Ding will get dong. Sadly.
>>154342312The English drink cold water after wanking.
>>154342009Why does he always look like an anaemic vegan?
>>154344982lol.
>>154341944this was qualityhttps://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/154305396/#154315724
>>154344982That's disturbing all right.
>>154341944I feel Covid really let us go full out OC wise. I have a cushy job now lecturing (sort of) and still find I have no fucking time to watch snooks or make shitty film posters/songs. I made this a few months ago and nothing since lol.>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uO7DPkLnLuI
Never noticed how harsh the draw is for the player who finishes their first round match last (in this case Neyul), finish match on Thursday evening and your next match starts on Saturday morning, giving you one day off. Zhao finished his match on Saturday and his next match starts today.
>>154351687It's a weird system. It's the same for the semi-finals where the second match can end very late and then players are up early for the final ala Selby in 2023
>>154351687You could argue having a long break like that could make him a bit complacent whereas Neil will still be riding high from the last matchGwan everyone but Shaun
>>154351742Yeah, I can't remember the numbers but last year I worked out that over the last 30 years or something the player who finishes their semi on the evening wins the final more often, so maybe >>154351743 has a point.
>>154351777nice trips
murphy has a different outfit on every session
>we call him the cyberman
BLORKTURY
Hawk on fire
>>154351838>No. I wanted orange, It gave me lemon lime.
so dong has forgotten how to play snooker then. great...
>Another battering
W I L L O T U R Y
>>154352190lmao wouldn't be surprised if all of these round 2 matches are blowouts
Willo can't ever retire. He needs to get pumped full of the shit they use to keep Trump alive, and keep him playing until he's 90, or the snooker spirit will die
GWAN Xiao, one more for the evening session.
>>154352383>pumped full of the shit they use to keep Trump aliveJudd may have the hair of a care home resident but he's actually only in his 30s Gwan Willo
>10-3 and a morphtury
Xiaoit Guonewrong
>ciao guodong
gwan blorky!gwan willo!>>154352383>>154352466kek
>>154344982it very well could
>tables get recovered >century spam begins
>>154338647>360Correction, this was 384x216
Worst Chinese performance since the Opium War
Belter match between Hawkins and Williams so far.
Your Liam Pullens, your Stan Moodys
>>154352943>bo25 Impossible for it to be bad
>It is very unpleasant to see this hypocrite winning.>Xiao Fan Total Responsibility>13:3 Is this a professional player?>I’m going to come back soon, I don’t want to see these fools being whipped.>Only Zhao Xintang, Wu Yize, can carry Europeans.>It doesn't matter if you lose, but it's disgusting to lose.>The champion belongs to Zhao, it doesn't matter.>The Chinese Army is estimated to be one of the top eight.>Xiao Guodong is not a man, mother, no fighting spirit.>Shame on you!>It is highly recommended to investigate Xiao Guodong and buy himself 3:13>Why are Chinese players generally less than British players after entering the last 16 in important games? >This game reminds me that when I was a child, Fu Jiajun was also played 3-13 by Murphy, I did not know at that time called the world championships, last year's Zhao son is cruel enough, but never an early stage of the end of the battle.>I have iron powder Zhao Xintang tonight, because Director Ding does not have any winning percentage against Murphy in the next round.>If Ding wins Zhao, it is basically to send a head to Murphy.>China snooker three swordsman Zhao Wuchang>It is very likely that Director Ding will eliminate Zhao Xintang.>I also have a feeling that Murphy has a tendency to go to the final.>The elimination of Zhao Xintang is over for me this year's world championships.>This world championships all the hands of the country have been whipped up.
Ding bros... how do we defeat him
>>154352943Rivetting stuff, enthralled and entertained
>>154353022>The elimination of Zhao Xintang is over for me this year's world championships.so the Young Chinese Posters are no different from gwannies
>>154353022Damn, even the Chinese people are making fun of the Chinese players for rigging
>>154353057it's the only way
>>154352383Putin's magic juice is better, get Willo on a flight to Moscow.
I successfully secured 9 days of snooker, video games and Hako.It would be pretty comfy if not for the fact that the semis will be Shorn v Kyle, Wakelin v Trump and in the final Shorn will whitewash Jebb.>>154353057Refer to: >>154353022>It is very likely that Director Ding will eliminate Zhao Xintang.
Congratulations to our Magician!What a devastating defeat he dealt to that dog torturer Xiao.
>>154353421There he is! The fan of Shaun Murphy! I told them you existed, but they didn't want to believe.
>>154353366>the semis will be Shorn v Kyle, Wakelin v Trump and in the final Shorn will whitewash Jebbthose semis can't happen and the final will be Zhao vs Wu Yize 18-17, other than that everything is correct
>>154340469Top lel>>154341944I assume this was one of yours? I liked it but I wasn't here yesterday so I've just seen it now.
>>154353447>those semis can't happenDon't underestimate the pendulum.
>>154353446I still remember desperately trying to watch the other table but it being constantly interrupted by the laughter created by these two buffoons.
>>154341755>it was about time China produced an utter terrorist who plays the most rancid snooker you’ve ever seenYou now remember the Chinese GOAT ;_;
>browsing snooker twitter>loads of people complaining about Dennis Taylor's commentary saying he needs to be retired>reasons given: he repeats the same catchphrases over and over, struggles to pronounce Chinese names and obviously doesn't watch/follow snooker outside the Triple Crown events>John Virgo was loved for those exact same reasonsWhat gives Dennisbros?
>>154353508Miss this Rigger like you wouldn't believe
>>154353471I mean Wakelin v Trump can happen in the final and surely everyone would love to see that.
>>154353022Director Ding always makes me lel
>>154353421>least depraved Israhell fan
>>154353515He's a specky Irish cunt. Simple as.
>>154353515NI racism but seriously how could you hate Den, his old man stories are perfect for snooker commentary.
>>154353581>>154353582kek
I'm so excited I might burst
>>154353446I experience him as very entertaining. He speaks a proper and easily comprehensible English. He is so British, so humorous. A nice lad.
>Zhao Xintong's first two shots have been completely needless foulsFunny how these unlikely things happen more often than you'd expect.
>>154353567> Wakelinnah, I don't want to see that.Ronnie, Robbo, Shaun or GinTonic (the chink).
the absolute state of these kyren gwanners
Tati rump
Caaaam on Worrior sirss.
Ding: SETTLED
>>154353782There's no greater Crucible Curse than being drawn against the player whose year it is.
5-5
>>154353831So it's just a best-of-15 now.
Everyone except Mork: SETTLED
1-1 (best of 23 now)
>>15435385810 more frames to go, good sirs.Shorn vs Koiren final incoming.
>>154338664>Many ups and downsWhy would she say this?
>>154344982>disturbing scenesSuch as?
>fake Indian trollingsigh
Koiren is granite.
>>154338834https://freestreams-live1c.pk/
>Snooker Island are making fun of >us again
>>154353944You've said this before. Would you mind treating us to a screenshot?
gwan
>>154353951I was going to but I also wanted to use the Rpmmie crying reaction image, and I could only attach one image with my post.
The Director of Snooker shows a child how to play snooker. Magnanimous.
>>154353918Shaun Murphy
>>154354020The man who will kick GinTonic out of the tournament.
>>154353782>Ding: SETTLEDBoth look nervy. Can't imagine why, there's only about 100,000,000 people watching....
T O N G T U R Y
Lemon collar man sits there, unflinching in his observation of the snooker.
Why isn't potting 2 reds a foul? Feels like it should be.
>>154354355I feel the same. It's (kinda) potting two reds in a row. Plus, a second red rolling in is fine, yet a color rolling in is a foul; also a little wobbly rule-wise.
>>154354355Because red is the object ball for that turn.
>>154354390"All reds" are the object ball for that turn.
>>154354390So you can technically pot two colours without a foul if you have a free ball on a colour?
>>154354410Do you have to nominate which red ball you’re trying to hit? I know nobody ever nominates balls, but officially you are supposed to.
>>154354418Superb question. A.I. answer, fwiw.
>>154354438Wonder if its ever happened
>>154354418Yes, but you only get the points for the colour once.So if yellow is the ball on, you get a free ball, you nominate green, you pot both green and yellow. The yellow stays down, the green is respotted but you only get 2 points.>>154354436No, you only have to nominate the colour
>>154353022Anything on Pang vs Neil?
>Dang
>Mork and Ding fuck up at exactly the same timewoah
>>154354479So the yellow would stay down for the entire frame? That doesn't seem right
>>154342616>Enter the Dragon>Starring Cruce Lee
>>154354479I guess as well, the free ball becoming an additional object ball means you don't actually have to hit it at all. Like if the yellow is the object ball, and over the pocket, the ball blocking it was unpottable itself and unplantable onto the yellow, you could nominate it, and then swerve round it to the yellow, knowing that if you fuck up and hit it, its not a foul.>>154354525The only way you can have a free ball on a colour is if all the reds have been potted.
>>154354525Only after all the reds have already been potted. You’d get a free ball, but you can’t do it when you nominate a ball to be a red.
These commentators are starting to feel a touch biased.>Ding pots a ball>John Parrott yawns>Zhao Xintong pots a ball>OMG IT’S MAGISTERIAL FROM THE MANDARIN MAESTRO
>>154354535>>154354543Ah I see misread the first post, interesting scenario
>>154354525This implies that only the colours remain. >>154354535Not actually sure about that, I was always under the impression that if you nominate a free ball it must be the first ball you hit. But that might be wrong as the nominated ball "becomes" a ball on for the next shot. If you had yellow over the pocket with the green blocking and it was a free ball, you could nominate the green, you don't even need to swerve, you could just plant the green into the yellow. If just the yellow goes in, 2 points, green is the ball on, easy next shot. If both go down, yellow stays down, green respotted, 2 points.
>>154354561Xintong plays the piano so legally you have to refer to him as Maestro
>>154354566It can get weird. Like... what happens when the cue ball is touching another ball ("balls touching") in a free ball situation? Maybe that negates the free ball?
If Allen loses this he should be relegated to playing 900 events for the rest of his career
>>154354656...all against Reanne Evans.
>>154354656Thats quite a lot of events, I doubt his career will last that long.
>excuse me Mr. Perry?
>Sitting inside watching snooker on a sunny Friday afternoonKinda depressing, not gonna lie
>using the phrase "little chink in the armour" during a Ding Zhao match
>the chink in his armour
>>154354595>no Austriaboy here to enjoy the Seinfeld referenceshopefully he's resting on some qt's lap right now
>>154354671Excellent idea honestly. a complete juxtaposition between the event's jovial nature and the simmering hatred only a divorced couple could have for each other.
>>154354683>>154354694Only a racist would think that's racist
>>154354682Are you chained up?
>>154354715Only on the inside
>>154354561One of them is a (relatively) young upstart, the other is an old hand who's already won everything. I can understand commentators having a bit of bias.
>dat cannonOH DINGALING
Beautiful shot from the director, now don't fuck it up
Allen loves a 140
>>154354683>>154354694>>154354704Now that racism has been normalised in this thread, I can make the post I avoided making earlier:>>154354595Can he play Chopsticks, since he’s Chinese?
absolutely kino session between the Director and the Maestro
>>154354755>zhao_cheeks.webmI thought this was going to be something else entirely
>>154354740>already won everything I must have missed his World Championship. It must have been in one of the previous years that weren’t actually Ding’s year.
>>154354759Luo Honghao already has the Maestro as his nickname, unless you lose nickname privileges by falling off the tour
>4-4RIGGEDWhen is Tong gonna start playing properly?
>TOTAL POINTS >428 / 428KINO
>>154354759i want a nosh from her
Lad's it's happening again... i'm starting to believe
>>154354794Looks like a pic out of the Epstein files
>>154354749Crisp? Thought Allen was eating healthy?
>>154354803thumbnail made me think it was lois and malcolm
> Let's get down to Sheffield> To defeat the Zhao> Did they send me amateur> When I ask for son?> You smoothest kid> I ever met> And you can bet bingtao you'll lose> Xintong, I'll make a DING out of you> Twitching like a novice> But on fire within> Once I find my granite> I am sure for win> You a cheating, too young, smiling man> Somehow first to trophy room,> Xintong, I'll make a DING out of you!Ronnie : I'm never gonna win my eighth!JV: Say goodbye to those at /147/!Bingtao: Boy, was I a fool in q school trusting him...Ken: This DING's got him scared to deathHendry: And he doesn't play too slowly.Xintong: Now me really want know how it is to DING!> Be a DING!> We must be dull as the tor-tur-ing man> Be a DING!> With all the skill of naked welshman> BE A DING!> With all the grit of rigging master,> Mysterious as the right side of the bluuueeeee
>>154354858He is. one big break at the cruce = one crisp, seems reasonable to me.
>>154354876From experience when I eat clean, unhealthy foods disgusts me and I have no temptation to eat it. Maybe he fell of the wagon food wise
>>154353515I love Dennis.
>>154354871>You a cheating, too young, smiling manlol
>>154354773Xintong tomorrow: My name is Rocketong
brilliant fluked snooker that
bobbins is starving
>>154354749>>154354974>ripping off Willo's gimmickSad!
>>154354645I would it would only be declared a touching ball if you declare that ball as the free ball. So say it's a free ball and you right up in baulk behind and touching the brown, you could declare the brown, ref would declare touching ball and you play away as a normal red touching ball. If you'd declared another colour, it's not declared "touching ball" as it's not a ball on, you just have to play away, hit the declared ball first and not move the ball you're touching.It's possible the ref would declare "touching ball" straight away though, since it's "touching ball" if the ball is on, or the ball could be on.
>>154354974Hope he doesn't have any anti doping tests after the match
>>154354900>>154354876Told you lad he fell off the wagon >>154354974
>>154353515It still hasnt fully sunk in that virgo is dead. It came so quickly and unexpectedly that sometimes I put the snooker on and still expect him to be commentating.
>>154354749will have a greasy baize now nice one.
>>154354900I drank a can of coke after about 6 months of not touching the stuff and it tasted like drinking a pile of sugar (which is essentially what it is). Vile.
>>154355026>6 monthsThat's amount of time people usually need for people to start being degusted by "bad" foods. Funny how the brain works desu
I found my old World Championship Snooker tshirt I got for pre-ordering the game on PS1 back in 2000. Bidding starts at €155 (the true maximum break).
>>154355097How much for shipping from Australia to Europe?
>>154355097better design than the dross wst put out these days lel
shan't squawk the hawk
>>154353918Shaun Murphy and Kyren Wilson
>>154355372Databaize: Barry Hawkins is undefeated since turning 47. Levels.
>have two matches on at 10am on a Friday when a lot of people are at work/school or busy>only one match scheduled for the eveningHow do WST get every single thing wrong
>>154355097Crusty as fuck. Was it your cum rag
Imagine a job where if you have a really bad day at the office you can be accused of conspiracy and fined tens of thousands of pounds and have your reputation permanently destroyed.
>>154355413It's not WST's fault that Shorn won with a session to spare.
>>154338800
stoic hawky
>>154355564
GWAN THE REAL JESTER
https://m.youtube.com/shorts/LHDCVWJBHkwIs Ronnie wanking during this?
>blorks so hard he actually unblorks
Barry Flukins
>blorks the next shot to make up for it
>>154355678>willo outblorks the blork
Selby vs Ding final
R E R A C K
>>154355725>rematch on the ten year anniversary plz
I bet snooker players are either absolutely useless or brilliant sexual partners. No middle ground
I still have an eight inch penis
>>154355785They have good cue action and will leave a lovely kiss on the pink and brown
based frame
lmao
>>154355912And there was much rejoicing.
Five Star snooker right now. million times better than a maximum
So it happened AGAIN
fucking phones
>>154355945When you think about it, this happens less often than maximums nowadays.
it's weird that the shot which freed the black eventually ended up biting Williams in the ass
GO ON YOUNS
Exquisite
Yeah, I'm thinkign he does well
YEAR OF THE BLORK
Da Awk is my favourite player.
H A W K T U R Y
Big Break Barold back at it
>>154356131
Blork (or Gork)
Get Attenborough on commentary, we're witnessing a hawk pounce in real time.
>Hawk almost choked on his water Lmao
Big breaks are the best, get high all the time
>>154356459This is exactly the sort of post that I was thinking of doing
>>154355813>They have good cue action and will leave a lovely kiss on the pink and brown
this pink is a temptress
These middle pockets have fucking antigravity, literally HOW did that not drop?
If I was a snooker player I’d just pot all the balls desu
>missed the pink into the middle AGAIN>flukes itlmao
>>154356624In the right order?
>>154328207
Fluke to win the frame that is rough
>>154356621Didn't go near enough to the hole would be my guess
>>154356519This must be the shot of the tournament.>>154356437Foreshadowing.>>154356644Yep, no need to say it. Lame.
heh
>>154356649But enough about your sex life haha got em
>Mark Williams flicks the pinkOoo-er
Kino session
>>154356640Yeah lad just get a 147 every frame and you can’t lose. Have any of the players considered this?
>>154356608a harsh mistress
>>154356666
>waiting for the snooker
>>154356666>6666
Wish willo would stop saying he doesn't practice. It's obvious he's curating an image
>>154356691>Waiting for the 2029 World Snooker Championship live from the Marshall Arena
One day I'd like to see Shaun Murphy on the street, destitute.
I am Barry and I am a hawk because I play snooker
>>154356699It works
Fill in the blank. The UK Championship is to ___________ as The Snooker World Championship is to Wimbledon.
I am Barry Hawkins. They call me the Hawk because it's a contraction of my second name. No other reason is needed. I am in Sheffield currently
>>154356756I only watch women's tennis, but I don't follow it.
>>154356724>>154356757>>154356785*shoots u down*>>154356756Roland Garros?
>>154356621It happens.>>154356757>I am in Sheffield currentlyHow long do you plan to stay there?
>>154356756Australian Open
>>154356792As long as I'm needed
>>154356807oh please Mr Hawkins could you remain in the tournament until The Boy, rpmmie and Shorn are all kill please thanks
Anyone else feel sorry for all the elderly crowd members forgetting to put their phone on silent. Bet they feel humiliated
>>154356857Considering Rob Walker instructs everyone to do it before the BBC broadcast begins, no I don't feel sorry for them.
>>154356756Milton Keynes
>>154356879This guy assuming people understand their phones or have memories. Also that anyone listens to a word rob walker says
Heyup Lads, not as comfy as I remember /147/. What do you think willos preference is - dinner, shish or Adana?
Marks got BDE
>>154356974no preference, just hand it over.
>>154356923This is the correct answer (because I was going to make that joke)
I think this match cements Barry Hawkins' place as a true legend of the game.
Mark “Sheep shagger” Williams lost the story with that foul
>>154357262really lost the story with that second one
M A I K E B O X
No Maike it is so naht right
There is something pure theatre about snooker but also pure physics. The random geometry or throws up can cause pure chaos at any moment
>it’s an exhibition match ashkully m8
>>154354871kek
cam on Blorky finish him off he's illiterate
>hour long frameDas it mane
>pits the cue ball right as it crosses the hour markPure kino
Lads how would you feel if this was her profile pic compare to when you actually met her?
LMAO all that to go in off
>5...4...3...2...1Hope everyone else was counting down to kino
that frame was evidence the less pots the better the snooker
>>154357480Zest is best
THANK YOUTHANK YOUFRAME 15
Mark williams shithousery is gonna see this game go til dawn
R E R A C KERACK
Just done a deep dive on her Instagram and I'm starting to think we've got a proper slaaaag on our hands
Willo playing some elite stuff. What's everyone up to lads. Going to bed? Taking your supplements?
>they doubted
>>154357814>thinking he can't blork it from any scoreline
>>154357954Barry Hawkins has never blorked a frame or match.
>waiting for the new thread to appear 0.02 milliseconds after the 500th reply appears in this thread and 20 hours before this thread is archived
Gwan Allel
>>154367976>waiting for the three month summer thread
Gwanime.When is the next Ronnie match? I don't use snooker websites because I am not interested in who Big Bing Wahoo is playing. Thank you.
>>154367976I'll keep you company in this thread until it dies, it'll feel like it's the championship league again
>>154368150B A I Z E D
Allen looks like he hasn't slept
Strange memories on this lazy Saturday morning. Eight years later? Nine? It seems like a lifetime, or at least a Main Era—the kind of posts that never come again./147/ in the mid to late teens was a very special time and place to post nonsense. Sometimes they meant something, more often not. But no explanation, no mix of Joyce or music or parodies can touch that sense of knowing that you were there and posting shite in those threads. Whatever they meant.Snooker is hard to know, because of all the hearned bullshit, but even without being sure of “snooker”, it seems entirely reasonable to think that every now and then the autism of a sports subculture can come to a head in a long fine flash.My central memory of that time seems to hang on one or five or maybe fifty threads, when I'd idly refresh, half-comfy, and, instead of going for a run, I aimed my attention to the lyrics of well known Britpop and landfill indie songs, eager to distort their meanings to mock the lives of snooker players. Through the Spike Island era, past at the likes of Oasis and Blur and Richard Ashford, not quite sure which target to take when I found a song I thought they'd know (always stalling at the writing stage, too comfy to count syllables while I fumbled for rhymes) . . . but remaining absolutely certain that no matter which song I chose, it would be posted in a thread where people were just as snooker loopy as I was: No doubt at all about that. . . .There was OC in any direction, at any hour. If not about the boy, then about Selby, or Riggins or across the Silk Road to Ding (his year). . . . You could shitpost anywhere. There was a fantastic understanding sense that whatever we were doing was funny, that we were comfy. We were riding the crest of a high and beautiful wave.So now, less than ten years later, you can go in a thread in April and look for OC and with the right kind of eyes you can almost see the high-water mark—that place where the wave broke and rolled back.
yawn
waiting for the riggaz of cueaction
>>154368233Damn Ken
Morning lads. Just got out of bed and i'm ready for a nice Saturday staying in on a bright sunny day watching the snewks.
Yet again, a distinct lack of pullable refs
>>154368276ayup lad>Den on comms talking about how neither player has made mistakes so far>Kyren immediately misses the pink heh
>>154351910>I know your UNATCO killphrase: lapottin machine
>taking the pink=1 snooker required>misses the black=2 snookers requiredgenius
Morning lads, how are we? Got reall fucking drunk last night and vomited twice off like 5 pints. Think I may die today
>>154368387Lmao I wonder when Augmentations will become a problem in Snooker>I'm giving you ten seconds before I add you to the Syndicate casualties list.>Maybe I should send you back to the Mattioli Arena... in a bodybag.
>>154368477least enthusiatic about alcohol Irishman
Hello fellow Snooker fans! How about that Class of 92, huh? Proper legends!!
>chris slept-in
>9-11
>>154368672Wakelin and Bakelin
>>154368478The three canon endings correspond to the three tournaments of the triple crown. I'm not funny enough to develop this idea further.
It's Mark's year
Gwan mork im sick of cryin koiren
>>154368838UK Championship ending>Merge with Hearn AI (Barry's plan)>Merge with Barry Hearn, creating a hopefully benevolent cybernetic loopy dictatorship. Masters Ending >Join Syndicate (John Higgins' plan)>Kill Jason Ferguson by destroying the four evidence generators, and rule with John Higgins as one of the Illuminati. World Championship ending>New Chinese Age (Tracer Xintong's plan)>Embrace Tracer Xintong's plan to destroy global rigging tribunals and judges and start a new dark snooker age without any of the burdens of a non rigged tourEnjoy my copy pasted from a wiki effort
can someone please post the photoshopped pic of selby inside a lemon, thanks
>>1543688381. Merge with Rpmmios AI (The Gwanner Singularity): JaoC Frenton merges with the AI Rpmmios and the Universal Gwanner, aiming to become a benevolent, omnipresent dictator to govern World Snooker Tour through perfect longpotting and breakbuilding. 2. Join the Syndicate (The New World Order): JaoC sides with John Higgins and the Syndicate to kill Barry Hearn. This restores the status quo, placing control of the World Snooker Tour back into the hands of a secret elite to establish a managed, orderly society. 3. Destroy Crucible (A New Dark Age): Supported by Yan Bingtao, JaoC destroys the Crucible and the BBC, dismantling global communication and technology. This plunges the World Snooker Tour into a chaotic, primitive "pre-crucible era" to allow brits to rebuild snooker without syndicate control.
>post countLet's see how long it takes
Not sure if anyone knew the first session wasnt the best Dennis, why did they have to take JV first
>AND THEY HUG EACH OTHER, THATS LOVELY!Den going mental for that bit of man on man action
Mork: in.>>154369030This one?
>>154369108yes, cheers
>>154368672>born again>Christ Awakelin
>Keeled Jobberson
it seems that neyul is another player alongside with allel embraced zestmaxxing and grinding
>>154369416heh
>>154354871Fuck yeah. This is what the Snooker World Championships are all about.
>>154369112
>>154355457I used to work with a guy whose previous job was basically that; he made aeroplane parts for Airbus and he had to sign all sorts of forms that if the plane ever crashed, he could go to prison for negligence because he built the plane wrong.
Why doesn't Chris Wakelin just leave the match does he really think in his mind he could win the tournament
>>154356857>>154356879My iPhone has a switch on the side to completely silence the phone, but before I got that, I always had Android phones and those were always really hard to put on silent. If you put it on silent while watching a video, for example, it would turn the media volume down but the ringtone volume would not be silenced. I got an iPhone because I was really curious what they were like compared to my old Androids, and the little mute switch is the best thing they have. They are absolutely indispensable and I can't see why Android phones don't have them.So if the phones that ring in the crowd are always Android phones, I am very sympathetic.
>>154368233Nice one Ken, Hunter would be proud
>>154368233>and Richard AshfordIt's Ashcroft YOU THICK FUCKAlso,>a Main Era—the>—AI slop booooooooooo
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>>154368477I went on a mad rager on Thursday night (and missed loads of snooker) with one alcoholic friend, and then my other alcoholic friend's stepdad died and I had no choice but to go out with her last night and miss even more snooker. I might have to go out with her again today.There was a frame last night that was being shown in the pub, with an obvious stalemate between Mark Williams and Barry Hawkins, and I was watching it and wondering what would happen. There was a foul which looked like it would be a free ball, and that was the exact moment that the pub changed the channel to Sky Sports to show Sunderland vs Nottingham Forest. I was distraught, but nobody else in the pub was.
>>154369609lol
>>154368838All the GWANners at the Masters have to be that guy saying, "Why control it?" I haven't played Deus Ex for about 20 years so I don't remember much else.
>>154367976>
>>154369609Oh no.>>154369870Must have slept in because it's Saturday.
GWAN HOSSGWAN THE DIRECTOR
>>154370374GWAN POLAND'S PREFERRED PLAYERS
Ding!
>Dong
Xintong is just too good
