Night Before the Draft Edition>NewsCowboys won't work on long-term deal for Pickens in '26; WR must play on tagSteelers' Rooney II gets NFL to move Ravens fans' location at draftPats' Vrabel says he's had 'difficult conversations' after publication of photosNFL Draft coverage starts April 23rd, 8pm EST
first for mina
Yeah, it happened.
>>154329460Mina!
>>154329467true
These are some BIG guys in this draft.
mina must be so jealous of her
>>154329460>>154329521mina thread?
>>154329536FOR YOU
what's more degenerate: betting on the draft or betting on preseason games?
Where will Russini be watching the draft?
>>154329553Watching anime
>TELL ME ABOUT BAIN, WHY DOES HE HAVE THOSE ARMS
>>154329573NANI
>>154329460>>154329521>>154329545yeah, im thinking its a mina thread (chargies coded)
>>154329582please dont let the titans draft this corny ass hoodweeb bustPLEASE
>saquon 2.0fucking retards
>>154329460>>154329521>>154329545>>154329609Imagine being Asian (hapa) and still looking like a beat 60 yo. Aren't asians supposed to look 30 for another 10 years????
what did mina mean by this?
>>154329706mina has unfortunate genetics
My draft plan lists me, Temujin, Youngbuck, Sneak but only one of (You)
>>154329722Nah, Im good bro
what the FUCK are you supposed to do with that much catsup?
>>154329722>no bradyskneeshit list
T minus 1 day until Mahomes gets his weapons and with weapons is unbeatable and win Superbowl and MVP. Mahomes record with weapons is 59-2
oof
>>154329755Especially since pick 57 is owned by the Bears. That nigga not gonna need any ketchup, let alone a lifetime supply.
>>154329775based
>>154329781do they not have ketchup in chicago?
>>154329722>>154329768>>154329775>>154329781Ryback with weapons is unbeatable. He's already surpassed the great statmahomo and bradysknee for being NFL's greatest poster by age 29.
>>154329830chicago cuisine would be ruined by ketchup
>>154329775imagine needing weapons to win lmao brady could never
>>154329830They don't have edible food in chicago
>>154329830They eat their dawgs with mustard and peppers
>>154329834>Rybitch's post history
can't wait to go home so I can goon
>>154329755>Heiz offers lifetime ketchup supply to future multi-millionaire who will be able to buy their own lifetime supply of ketchup anyway
>>154329830
1. Las Vegas Raiders: Fernando Mendoza, QB, Indiana2. New York Jets: David Bailey, DE, Texas Tech3. Dallas Cowboys (From ARI): Sonny Styles, LB, Ohio State4. Tennessee Titans: Arvell Reese, LB, Ohio State5. New York Giants: Jeremiyah Love, RB, Notre Dame6. Cleveland Browns: Francis Mauigoa, OT, Miami7. Los Angeles Rams (From WSH): Carnell Tate, WR, Ohio State8. New Orleans Saints: Caleb Downs, S, Ohio State9. Kansas City Chiefs: Rueben Bain Jr., DE, Miami10. New York Giants: Jordyn Tyson, WR, Arizona State11. Miami Dolphins: Kadyn Proctor, OT, Alabama12. Arizona Cardinals (From DAL): Max Iheanachor, OT, Arizona State13. Washington Commanders (From LAR): Mansoor Delane, CB, LSU14. Baltimore Ravens: Makai Lemon, WR, USC15. Tampa Bay Buccaneers: Kenyon Sadiq, TE, Oregon16. New York Jets: Omar Cooper Jr., WR, Indiana17. Detroit Lions: Keldric Faulk, DE, Auburn18. Minnesota Vikings: Dillon Thieneman, S, Oregon19. Philadelphia Eagles (From CAR): Vega Ioane, G, Penn State20. Arizona Cardinals (From DAL): Ty Simpson, QB, Alabama21. Pittsburgh Steelers: Spencer Fano, OT, Utah22. Los Angeles Chargers: Kayden McDonald, DT, Ohio State23. Carolina Panthers (From PHI): Denzel Boston, WR, Washington24. Cleveland Browns: K.C. Concepcion, WR, Texas A&M25. New York Giants (From CHI): Caleb Lomu, OT, Utah26. Buffalo Bills: CJ Allen, LB, Georgia27. San Francisco 49ers: Malachi Lawrence, DE, Central Florida28. Houston Texans: Blake Miller, OT, Clemson29. New York Jets (From KC): Colton Hood, CB, Tennessee30. Miami Dolphins: Chase Bisontis, G, Texas A&M31. Arizona Cardinals (From NE): Cashius Howell, DE, Texas A&M32. Seattle Seahawks: Chris Johnson, CB, San Diego State
>>154329562From vrabes lap.
>>154330067>13. Washington Commanders (From LAR): Mansoor Delane, CB, LSUThat's pretty far back for my Skinnies to trade, though I wouldn't mind if we got Delane. What did LA give up?
>>154330067cowsoys really trading up for a linebacker?
With the 18th pick in the 2026 NFL Draft. MY Minnesota Vikings select....
Mauigoa will be a Chief
>>154330133He just needs more help
POV: you've just asked mina how often you should masturbate for her >>154329712
>>154330067>Eagles win the draft for the 4th year in a rowThey can't keep getting away with it
>>154330124Diego Pavia
>>154330209Fuck off
>>154330209saw it
>BILLS MAFI-ACK
>>154330124Bad News Barrett
>>154330254You can't break a table top like that by just jumping on it, maybe you could break the legs off but you're not going through it.
Bears
Suck
>>154330316A real man would get back up and do it again until he gets his way.
>>154330337Nuh-uh
ITS UPhttps://youtu.be/kpeVakzPbPY
Who are the eagles taking? Offensive line seems like a safe bet but maybe WR or TE with AJ probably being gone?
>>154330384Ryback
>>154330388He's gonna be doing skits with Danhausen soon
>>154330388>Ryback
>>154330384draft best player available over positional need has been working out goodbut O-Line is most important followed by TE, D-Line, and safety
i"m not ready for the draftthen its over
>>154330557Im ready for the draftthen its beginning
The in-draft mina goon sesh is going to hit like crack
Who wants to make the room stink?
>Graps me dat oyl and start scrapin me out>Finna support your business, feel me?
I've been prepping for tomorrow and i don't mean watching film
>>154330720Prepping how?
When the Steelers draft Carson Beck will the Kiwi finally anhero?
>>154330720sucking cock for mina?
what are we snacking on for the draft?
>>154330806bite size tostitos and cheese dip
>>154330806Imagine how big she's gonna be by the time she gets back to NE. Drake is gonna have a proper slampig on his hands
>>154330806Chick Fil-A ofc
what could it be?
>>154329446this comic can actually become prophetic in 3-4 years if this guy lives up to expectations and gets drafted by detroit
>>154330832she literally exercises for 3 hours a day
>>154330849minajuicysogood.webm
>The Steelers and veteran quarterback Aaron Rodgers reached agreement on a three-year, $124 million extension that includes $100 million guaranteed, Per sourcesFUCKING STILLERS LMAO
>>154330849Todd McShay was hinting something too. I think the Rams want to trade up into the top 5 for either Jeremiah Love or Caleb Downs. I don't know who would be willing to move down
>>154330898
>>154330869LEWD
>>154330316how big of a bitch are u that u take shit from a fucking table
>>154330869its disconcerting how stumpy she is
>>154330898>be a browns fan>know it's possible for owners to be this retarded>immediately think it's truei need to remind myself there are only a handful of truly retarded owners in the nfl. the steelers, regrettably, are not cursed with a retard.
>>154330898There's no way anyone is this retarded. This has to be fake and gay.
>>154330806gonna get some super hot chicken wings
>>154330903If the Rams are trading up it's for Carnell Tate
>>154330898>Steelers
>>154330806Here’s what I’m gonna be eating when my raiders draft Mendoza
>>154330557I’m not ready for the draft, but I won’t bethere to watch. The bears have humiliated me for the last time.
>>154330869I'm the only exercise she needs>>154330965You think so? I'm not a big Tate guy and i don't think he's worth a 1st+a 2027 1st which is probably what they'll need to offer to trade up that high
>>1543308986-11 here we come
>>154330996holy shit is the mcrib back?
>>154330996You're going to be hungry again by the 20th pick anon. You really should grab a pizza or something to have later
>>154331026'd 'o
>>154331008Tate's floor is 6 or 8 depending on what happens. Rams would have to trade up with Giants or Commanders for that to happen. If they want Love then Rams could go as high as 4. Titans might want to trade down too.As a Rams fan I've been wanting to move up this whole time so this news is welcome to me.
>>154330485>but O-Line is most important followed by TE, D-Line, and safetyTE Like in fantasy is irrelevant after the top couple guys
>>154330996hey thats my order
why do the jags exist?
post >your team, and what position you want them to draft>iggles>OL
what's the NFL equivalent of this?
>>154331086Da Birds>Trading up for TE or Catching a falling WR
>>154331109>Trading up for TEmaybe>Catching a falling WRno
>>154331086ChargersOL or DL
>>154331052I think Tate's floor is much lower than 8 but I've been wrong before. We'll find out tomorrow. I think Caleb Downs would be the cherry on top of the secondary overhaul for them but obviously Love is the flashier option. I don't see a WR being such a desperate need for the Rams that they'd move up
Chiefs rebuild is going to fuck the league a new asshole
>>154331086>>154331122>OLNo
ya, I'm thinking we're back
>>154331130Based off the intel I'm seeing, the Browns and Saints are the 2 teams most smitten with Tate but I am seeing Browns making more of a pivot to Mauigoa assuming the Cardinals don't take him at 3, because then they'd take Tate if that were to happen. I don't know if the Rams would move up for a safety but that's just me. I think it'd have to be for an offensive player. I buy the Love rumor but I'm under the assumption the Rams will take WR in Round 1, just if they move up or not, and if it's for Tate or stay at 13 for Tyson/Lemon depending on who is there (would like Tyson more than Lemon personally).
>>154331086>Giants>Not RB, anything but RB
Reminder that the league is afraid of my Redskins now that we've started spending money and Daniels will be fresh
What's the big deal about getting fisted?
>>154331196Idk ask my wife about her college days
>>154331187Daniels is looking sturdier than ever, he must have gained about 20lbs of muscle. The league is not ready for him at 160.
>>154331182Why not? Skattebo may never be the same again after blowing out his ACL and Love is a can't miss prospect.
>>154331169why do the titans want an ugly logo/name?Oilers/name was iconicthis is pig on a lipstick comparatively.
>>154331187That 80 pound African child is going to end up RG3'd... AGAIN
>>154331196Why dont you tell us, Deshaun.
>>154331228Too much money at 5, 10 would be ok I guess
>>154331228>Love is a can't miss prospect.Stop listening to Smell Diaper
>>154331138>DE Reuben Bain Miami>RT Blake Miller Clemson>WR Chris Bell Louisville>CB Keionte Scott Miami>Safety Jalen Kilgore Souf Crrrlahna>CB Ephesians Prysock Washington>DT Dontay Corleone Cincy>TE Joe Royer Cincy>LB Red Murdock Buffalo
>Left hand green...>OH N-
>>154331290you are dumb and retarded
>>154331086Chiefs. Pass Rusher or CB.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GiEpniYXiCISHES LIVEMINA IS LIVE
>>154331187Please god draft that man an unbeatable Oline. I like him. I want him to be good. He can’t do that from the bench.
why don't teams draft NBA sized players at WR so that CBs literally can't reach them?
>>154331300Get a life, Mel
>>154331331exploding knees
Travis should have retired
>>154331350WRONG
i haven't watched any sports shows lately. which prospects are the talking heads sucking off the most?
>>154331383Fat and retarded, the worst combo
>>154331419he's not fat
>>154331086>niners>does it really matter, they'll either suck, get shot in the parking lot, or have a season ending injury before week 7
>>154330929LET'S GO!!!
>>154331436>he's not fat
Mentally untouchable.
>>154331405Mendoza but he’s such an obvious #1 they really aren’t talking about him much. After that it’s Sonny Styles and Arvell Reese. Styles is going to be a monster and Reese will be a good LB but they’re trying to sell him as an EDGE and he just fucking ain’t. Also he’s Angel Reese’s brother so enjoy having that angry sheboon pop up on camera every time he makes a tackle. Caleb Downs is better than either of them though.
Panthers' 1st rounder will make them a 'TENDER
>>154331405Orlovsky and McShay (both agent shills) have been sucking off Ty Simpson for months. Georgia LT Monroe Freeling has been getting hype from Nate Tice and Chris Simms but i actually trust their opinions. Dillon Theinemen is getting some late buzz from a bunch of places i think he could go top 15. That Auburn DE Keldric Faulk seems like a late riser too Lance Zirlein has him going 21st to the Steelers
>>154331405Bain cause that nigga got bust written all over him
Redpill me on Peter Woods. Dude was the man last year and then Clemson fucked dog all over and he disappeared. Gonna be good or nah?
>>154331468that's right, he's not fat
>>154331518I think the arm length thing is over exaggerated because the arm measurements are down across the board but yeah that shits scary.
>>154331553Taylor is also obese tbf
>>154329446there will be sluts at the bar tomorrow who are WAITING for your knowledge
https://www.nfl.com/news/daniel-jeremiah-final-2026-nfl-mock-draftDANIEL JEREMIAH FINAL MOCK
>>154331553She would be so much better if she got some big H cup implants
>>154331589The Chiefs will draft a TACKLE
>With the 21st pick in the NFL Draft the Pittsburgh Steelers select: Ty Simpson , QB, Alabama!
>>154331487Idk why everyone wants them to draft a TE in the first round, outside of maybe 8 or 9 guys (and that's generous) most TEs are JAGs
Nothing in my tank but sugar
>>154331701
>>154331553That bit of tummy on her so yummy...Also as far as him its called doing a cut cycle its not even unusual in the NFL.
>>154331589>Chiefs take two CBs in the 1stThis niggas retarded.
>>154331719He’s a fucking bum who has not been training
>>154331589I would be annoyed taking Tate with Downs on the board at 10
>>154331614Mauigoa or Freeling
>>154331757he's been banging TayTay's cervix while you're gooning to mina
So who is going to completely ruin their draft position in the next 24 hours? Who is this years Shedurr?
>>154331789minachad here. no hate to taytay. would come on her feet if she let me.
>>154331795Mauigoa’s back problem will have him sliding
>>154331809Muh dik
>>154331449The 9ers exist to humiliate other teams in the playoffs before getting humiliated themselves
Is this true?
>>154331795I could see Jermod McCoy sliding. Didn't play at all last year because of an ACL tear and i heard he has some other medical+character concerns. Unless you're a truly blue chip talent teams don't like risk. I could see him sliding way down
>>154331795Bain
>>154331187Fact check: TRUE
>>154331919Fucking kek pee yew talk about a NASTY PATTY
>>154332049
>>154330067What do da burrs get for trading out of the first?
>>154332207who the fuck would even make this
>>154332240I already made this joke although grok looks better than whatever you used to make that. I'm probably gonna rewatch Draft Day tonight kek
>>154332387heh
>>154331175Rams safety room is sneaky good with Quentin Lake, Kam Kinchens and Kam Curl. Even at edge, Josiah Stewart in last years class played well in his limited opportunities. Rams are gonna take a fuckhuge WR at 13, they've been trying to do it for years.
>>154329460Pathetic incel
>>154331087The Bills are South Dakota
>>154332444that's just her dog, Lenny
>>154329521>shitty scribble tats on her armFucking dropped
Jeremiyah Love is guaranteed to not bust
bust in this bussy
this bussy is guaranteed to bust
>>154332444shut up mina
>>154332207@grok replace the woman with mina kimes
>>154329830>>154329883Chicago born and raised, and people who bitch about what condiments people are allowed to enjoy is so pretentious and ridiculous.Enjoy what you enjoy, taste is subjective. But our pizza is objectively better then jew york's
>>154332586i r8 this b8 8/8
What snack should I get for the draft? I'm gonna have some diet cokes, but should I go Cheetos or Funyuns?
snack on this bussy
>>154332661>get a bowl>one side chips>other side pretzels top tier snack
>>154332808What kind of chips?
>>154332846for me, it's classic
Bain’s ceiling is an above-average pass rusher by NFL standards
>Carnal TaintHe has bust written all over him. Not memeing
>>154333213There is not one single WR1 in this draft. The best ones are all solid WR2s at best at complete busts at worst.
excited to see half of these cats in the UFL in a year
Give me your draft predictions, /NFL/. Lets get a mild one, a medium one, and a bold one.>mild predictionJeremiyah Love will not go in the top 5>medium predictionTy Simpson will get picked with one of the last 5 picks of the first round>bold predictionKenyon Sadiq will drop out of the first round
Jay Glazer is the Dave Meltzer of the nfl
>>154333360>mild predictionJordan Tyson will be the first WR drafted>medium predictionTwo Safeties will be drafted within the first 15 picks >bold predictionCarson Beck will be drafted within the first 50 picks
Will my lions draft the belgian or the fried chicken waffle
>>154333213>>154333293Yeah, that's why I don't want my Commandies to draft him. I get that we need another WR, but it's not worth picking one up at 7 when there are great edge and LB available. Even if it's true that this is Terry's last year here, I still think we should get a WR day 3 and then look for a Terry replacement next year
>>154333419If you think Beck is that good you might as well trade up to 32 for the 5th year option. The Seahawks only have 4 late picks, they’ll move back 10 spots for a fair price.
>>154333565The 5th year option thing always seems overblown to me. you generally know after 3-4 years if you have your guy or not. It could happen but if i were betting money on it (I haven't yet) I'd say 33-50 Jets and Browns all picking right there seem like a natural landing spot. Steelers have pick 53 right now but with three 3rd round picks they could easily move up 10-20 spots if McCarthy sees what I see in him
>>154333133You should see the list of pass rushers that have come out the past 3-5 years. It’s fairly underwhelming except for the obvious Hutch, Willie, etc. Most teams would be happy with above average at this point.
>>154333642Still not worth a top-10 pick; you can try your luck in the second round.
Tomorrow is a big day for me. Thank you /nfl/, /sp/, and all you guys for your support in my collegiate career. You don't know how much your kinds words, and yes, your little running internet jokes mean to me. I will give you guys a shoutout tomorrow when I'm called up so keep those ears open! Thank you and all glory to God. ..
>>154333360No jews will be selected in the first round
who was the lineman circa 2015 that got drafted by the texans and wore a chazard pokemon card neckless on posted on /sp/
Mahomes is getting healthier and will once again take over his division. The broncos and chargers peaked with their respective "white" qbs. Meanwhile mahomes is about to lay some pipe on the rest of the league including whoever we meet in the conference this year. This draft is a good chance to load up on some potent weapons to aid my chefs.
>>154333756You're welcome Fernando >>154333831I think it was Brennan Williams 2013 but it's been ages I could be wrong. I remember he talked about being a bit Pokemon guy and also posted in the eternal /got/ on /tv/
>>154333756Awwww <3. I hope your team is able to get some weapons and that your teams QB will be unbeatable with those weapons.
>>154333548I think the Commanders might trade up to 3 to get whichever of Reese/Bailey the Jets don't take
>>154333851
Ok, who the fuck are the Buccs going to take? I'm trying to make a first round mock and I have no idea what to do for them.
>>154333990Daniel Jeremiah has them trading down then taking Akheem Mesidoor. I think Dillon Theinemen makes more sense give them maybe the best Safety duo in the league with Winfield. Both are dawgs tho
>>154334059Feels like it has to be a trade down, or simple BPA. None of the front 7 defenders available are worth #15.
Ban all chorgers posts until they win a super bowl, they're posting seriously faggot shit, like a dude tryna be cute to get some pussy when he's on a dry streak
>>154334102What did he mean by this?
>>154334281heh
>>154334102UH OH STINKY
Any Lions fans here? If you have>Proctor>Lomu>Miller>Iheanachoravailable at 17, who would you take? And would you pick Ioane over any of them?
>>154329989Anon 57 is a second rounderNo guarantee he sticks around
>>154329467They also lost to the Chargers. Twice
>>154334492As a Bears fan, I like Miller for his athleticism.
I'm probably not gonna watch the draft and will instead lay in bed depressed
>>154334531This is the only nfl entertainment until the preseason starts. You might miss your favorite hecking team draft a new black bull or however the draft is prospected.
>>154334531have you considered that you could watch the draft while laying in bed depressed?
>>154331213Subtle.
Ok, I think this is my last mock. What do you think?
lol
>>154335082>vrabel dealing with domestic issues all offseason>maye coming off a horrific SB loss where he pooped his pants live in front of millions>will have to play a significantly more difficult schedule, no more coasting off of bottom 10 teams>biggest offseason addition is Doubs while also losing DiggsPats are picking top 5 next year
>>154335035bretty gud. I like Jacob Rodriguez more than others too I think he's R1 talent>>154335082KWAB marriage melty
>>154335035what is your team?
>>154335082Their seasons cooked like commies last year
>>154335082lemme guess, they have like one fifth rounder and that's it?
>>154333756for you
>>154335429They have nine (9) picks on day three lol
>>154335429How many day 3 picks they have does not matter. What matters is their plan
AFC executive on Allar: “If you’re going to take a [expletive] shot in the middle rounds, he’s got arm talent, he’s big"Teams that had him for one of their 30 visits include:NFCW Cardinals (Gardner Minshew/Jacoby Brissett)AFCE Jets (Geno Smith)AFCE Dolphins (Malik Willis/Quinn Ewers)AFCN Steelers (Mason Rudolph/Will Howard)>he'll cost something more like a fourth-round pick. What if Allar is actually the QB people thought he was, rather than the guy who got stuck in a muddy Penn State season? He'd be a steal for the Steelers. If they draft him and he looks mediocre, fine, it's a mid-round pick wasted.
>>154335483I really hate your shitty copypasta blog posts. Always with a shitty screenshot of a google search result. You might be the most autistic poster here.
>>154335504Ok? Who gives a shit what you like? You're not paying me
I bet you won't hit him.
>>154335483I really enjoy your detailed extensive NFL posts. Always with a relevant screenshot of google sourced information. You may be the most important poster here.
Bain?
Will we ever get a bigger draft KWABing than Shedeur?
>>154335588aye
>>154335588I wonder wondered which would raise a red flag. His spirit or his body?
Hey guys. Diego Pavia here. Just can’t wait to fucking laugh at all the bust qbs that get drafted before me. Mendoza? Seriously?! Carson Beck? A fucking sloth?!Whatever dudes. I’m a proven champion and I just got my dick sucked by my girlfriend.(Shit was so cash!)Anyways later losers!
that might actually be Diego, bros
>>154333343Underrated post
>>154333756congrats if real
my vikies select Thienemman
>>154331933You heard right. He's off a lot of mock drafts this week. Guaranteed steal in Round 2
>>154333756Best of luck in winning a ring dudeYou should swing a peace sign to the crowd after shaking Goodell's hand so we know it's you kek
Ryback here. It was a great offseason shitposting with you guys. I look forward to being drafted in the first round in a few hours. I’ll make sure to send you all some nuggies from Wendy’s
>>154330640The shine in her hair from the thumbnail looked like she was making an attempt at Alysa Liu's hair. I don't know if I'm disappointed or relieved that it wasn't the case when expanding the image.>>154331187>RedskinsWho?>>154332770Joe Flacco tier ELITE but nobody wants to have that conversation.
>>154335826>nuggies from Wendy’swhy do you hate us so much?
Um burrowsisters? Lamarsisters?! I’m scared
>3 people that post in /nfl/ getting drafted tomorrowthe reach and impact of these threads is insane
>>154335035>Tyson that earlyGood Lord man
which poverty franchise is gonna take a flyer on Simp the Gimp?
>>154335879I hope they do better than I did...fucking jags, can't believe the raiders saved me
>>154335910Josh Allen and Clein Ferrell?
>>154335879>anon wasn't there when unironically two players in 2016 that poster here got drafted hint: one was a raider
>>154335927Clelin is a 49er and Josh Allen is still in Jacksonville
newfag from r/4sports hereKeep reading screenshots from this thread, whats with the ryback meme?
>>154335961go back, faggot
Fill me up like a jelly donut
>>154335961he's just an internet sports boogeyman like jerry sandusky
eek ook ooga boogah menthols bix nood
>>154335961mental illness
I really really like my wife
>>154335885 Ok, I think this is my last mock. What do you think?
>>154331295lol
My wife explores herself with other partners and I think it's a beautiful thing
>>154336032>11. Reuben Bain>>1543360544. Reuben Bain Lotta volatility for a coveted player
>>154336066Or perhaps he's wonder why a team would draft a luxury player before trying to fix their OL
>>154336066they expect one of us on the jets, brother
>>154336098Has he started the dumpster fire?
>>154335931Vaguely remember this but thought it was a troll
>>154335931I hope Oni is doing well, I wonder if he's a coach now
>>154336098You’re a big guy.
>>154335483They were saying this same shit about Howard and Sewers last year. Maybe 5% of day 2/3 QBs become anything more than backups or journeyman spot starters. You’re not finding your franchise QB through the draft unless you’re picking in the top half of round 1
>>154336061Anyway, back to Mahomes weapons.
>>154336179Aaron Rodgers was taken 24thDrew Brees was taken 32ndBrett Favre was taken 33rdJoe Montana was taken 82ndTom Brady was taken 199th
What's up with this TE's penis?
>>154331518Tell me about Bain? Why does he wear the facemask?
>>154336175>ban evading
>>154336197MemeElite but wastedElite and memeElitememe
Who is the most Kiwi-coded non-QB of all time? Eric Weddle?
Philip Rivers was taken 4th overall 22 years ago
>>154336372Meme
>>154336293get a life schizo
>>154336032kangz aren't taking some faggot CB over the best safety in the league. >We fire mr. analytics. ain't making that mistake twice.
>>154336455Not until you’re dead pedo
The Vikings ran out of time while on the clock 23 years ago
mental health check on isle four
>>154336468so did ur mum when you were born lel
>>154336468and ended up with a better player than they were going to. kek
avapedo seething kek
>>154336529Literally me when someone tells me I'm not actually Joe Flacco, Bo Nix or Carson Beck
>>154336537You're actually Jake Locker
>>154332586Detroit >>>>> Jew York >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Shitcongo
Just had some steak and egg for lunch
>>154331086LionsOT, Edge, and CB
i think _____s batteries need to be replaced it smells like sulfur up in here
>>154334492In order of preference: Kadyn Proctor, Keldric Faulk, Monroe Freeling, trade down for Colton Hood
the 14th pick is rightful raider clay
>>154337003Sorry!! Looks like we have to take that back ;(((( whoopsie xD
>>154336205It's not in my bussy
>>154337050give it back
>>154336537Drink more milk instead of beer so you won't break your ankle again
I want my picks back and I want David Putney
I want... a franchise QB, a first round pick for Alex Highsmith and a giant awning to fall on whoever the Ravens pick this year.
>>154336486heading out to sea right now
no draft today
thanks for the rings, chicago
>chugs beer>crowd goes wildi don't get it
>>154330124Some bulbhead
13 more hours for my vikies tod raft Thienemann SQWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
what team will draft him, lads?
>>154333969Won't lie, I dreamt that Washington traded up to #2, but I forgot who they took
i hate my mother
>>154338040Grow up
>>154337897Buy an ad
>>154337494>a first round pick for Alex Highsmithlol
mendoza + jeanty = raiders run the west for at least next 5 years
>Reese>BaileyBoth are busts, but who's the bigger bust?
dumbasssayswhat
shitting on niggers heads
>>154335082uh oh stinkyshould have stuck to the tug parlors like your boss does Coach Daddy
>>154336179Ewers will be QB1 by the end of this year
>>154338114I know he won the heisman, has good tape, looked great in workouts, has good measurables, is a nice, hardworking guy, etc, but there's just something about his faceI just can't see grown men following this guy. He just looks so weird and like he's about to sell you somethingI wish him well but I think he'll be a bust based solely on his face and awkwardness. Vibes are off
The Chiefs might trade for 5 to skip ahead of the Browns and draft a tackle
>>154335150they're going to have AJ brown thougheverhe would NEVER implode a team with his positive attitude, right?
>>154336197Wow, 5 QBs in at least the last 45 years???
>>154338242i thought they had a hall of famer LT on top of their two all pro IOL? how much help does mahomes need?
>>154338240His eyes are too dark to be a successful white QB
>>154338247kekhe'll be asking for another trade before the end of training camp
>>154338242No need to do that unless there's one in particular they REALLY like
>>154338264Monroe Freeling is the best pure left tackle, while Mauigoa is a right tackle, and the Browns need a left tackle.
>>154338251They aren’t trading up for Francis. They stay out at 9 in case Bain falls or swap picks with Dallas for Faulk and Miller. If I see one more gay ass mock of them taking two CBs in the first when they have the best CB coach in the league in Dave Merritt I am going to get intense rage diarrhea.
>>154338251>Simmons>HOFerNah he’s good but that rehab stint was spooky. Veach overpaid the shit out of Moore to be the swing tackle but they do need a rookie RT to spread the cap hit out.
>>154338274Mauigoa is a guard. Fano is a guard. Freeling will be the first tackle off the board. Proctor will be a bust.>Freeling>Lomu>Miller>IheanchorOnly ones worth drafting in the first
Arvell Reese had a 0.4 GPA in high school. He had a 3.7 GPA in college. Either OSU produces absolute illiterate retards or they recruit absolute illiterate retards and give them A- grades on essays written in crayon. Either way this nigga can’t learn a playbook and his sister is a lazy eyed sheboon as well to prove it.
>>154338283>>Simmons>>HOFerchiefs fans kept saying he was before even taking an NFL snap
>>154338240>but there's just something about his faceWhite QBs
>>154338242>>154338276I think they're going to make the mistake of staying put and taking a WR
>>154338317He looks like a franchise LT when he plays which is a rare thing. Realistically there are 10 “good” LTs on the planet. The rest are replaceable. The question is can he play a whole season. It isn’t a talent question. It’s a “does he love popping percs more than millions of dollars a year” question.
>>154338283>>Simmons>>HOFerI was assured that he was the next Trent Williams
>>154338321Ebin xD
>>154338329Much doubt.>Rice>Worthy>Thornton>Royals>KelceThey don’t really need a pass catcher this season with 3 #2 WRs and Kelce (he may be declining but let’s be real most TE’s in the league are ass) so a guy like Chris Bell at pick 40 makes a lot more sense. He won’t be ready to start the season but he’s a 1st Round talent when healthy and Reid always rolls rookie WRs out slow anyway.
>>154338332Kek that’s a lot of bullshit hype from his teammates. I do like a LT that will pick a fight but wouldn’t put Simmons in the top 5 yet. He has potential. He also has problems.
>>154338342>he may be declining>declining>ing
It's funny that the Giants' most likely picks are literally just Saquon and McKinney round two. Two elite talents at the same exact low-value positions that won't move the needle before leaving.
>>154338342If you're ok with running out that list of JAGs then you're not a contender
>>154338371They won super bowls with less.
AJ Brown is being traded to the Raiders
>>154338379I'd prefer that to the Pats for sure. Not a contender, and better picks in return.
>>154338419>not a contender>implying
The Eagles are going to pick a WR on day three and the media will go "see, that GUARANTEES they are trading AJ"
It would be funny if Vrabel ends up getting fired and the alleged Brown trade falls apart before June 1.
>>154338443He won’t get fired but he will win KWABOTY going away when the Pats miss the ploffs
I know we like to make the joke about the shitty QB prospects owning car dealerships in a couple years, but....
>>154338465Lol
Why the fuck is the draft on a Thursday?
I wish Caleb Downs wasn't good, so I could call him Caleb Downs Syndrome. Well, if the Giants draft him I guess I will anyway.
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>>154338490It doesn't make a difference, all of us little piggies will eat the slop no matter when it's served.
Destined to make at least one tackle on Jauan
>>154338490Because it’s a three day process and Church is on Sunday heathen.
Yes I am reading through Bo Wulf's Draft Name Guide, how did you know?
>>154338495>advertising your stock of 2025 cars in 2030Times are tough, more like Carselloh no!
>>154338534How about you Bo fuck yourself, eh?
>>154338500Not me, necessarily. I'm having a bon fire tonight so I'll just reheat my slop tomorrow morning. >or if someone offers up their phone for a hot spot I'll bring my small TV out and find a stream.
I really hate the "Who do you think (Pick 50) is taking!?" discourse before the night of the draftWho remains on the board past the first like, five picks is actual unironic chaos theory in practice
>>154338014The San Diego Chargers
>>154338596Top 8 are pretty locked in. The order is subject to change. After that there’s going to be a shit ton of trades between 10-32. That will dictate the first five or so picks in the 2nd. Then everything will go back to pretty predictable. A 3rd round talent is still a 3rd round talent and teams needs will be pretty obvious from there.
For me, it's Treydan Stukes
>>154338571do they have the full thing on jewtube? i cba to stay up to 2am but i wanna watch it next morning
why do wrestlers have such fragile egos?
>>154338631The football guys could do the physical stuff probably but wrestling is really just a soap opera and you need to be an actor. I haven't and I won't watch that clip but I'll assume he's insulted in regard to the latter.
>>154338631it's like being told a woman can do your job sometimes it's true, sometimes it isn't, but it always pisses you off
>>154337903The can was already empty too
>>154338631Sorry, but I’m just not going to side with the smarmy rat journalists. Inviting someone on your show to insult them is trash behavior.
....is this some sort of, dare I even utter the thought, humiliation ritual? So the guy wanted to get his wag on at a resort with a cutie NFL reporter, and the Patriots are really gonna force him to go to counciling? Besides, everyone knows Physchology is a faux science and counselling doesn't work.
>>154338680Yeah, you should insult them on an anonymous message board like me
>>154338613Not over here usually. It's normally on ESPN and NFL network, if it's on our ANC/NBC/Fox/CBS affiliate I can pick it up from free with an antenna. Over where you're at you might find it legally free because they can't milk you guys for as much ad revenue. Pirate stream babby
>>154338689You’re being sarcastic but I unironically agree
FOOTBALL!!!!!!!
>>154338631They're actors pretending to be pro athletes. They want really hard to be considered legitimate but they're really just carnies. You can't really rate their accomplishments because their wins and losses are determined by what promoters think will make them the most money. Winning at wrestlemania will never be the same as winning the superbowl, a world series, an Olympic medal(most of these guys can't even into Olympic style wrestling), etc. The people who argue about wrestling wins and losses are the same people that rank anime characters by strength. Well gaboochimon must be strongest because he was literally able to pick up the moon and hiro sama can't even pick up a mountain like who gives a fuck, it's fiction.
>>154338613>watch it next morningThe whole thing? That's psycho behavior. If you don't catch it live just look at the results and read recaps or watch short commentary clips.
>>154338746Why are you here?
>>154338739You act like this something clever and surprising but every single person knows this.
>>154338461still tony im afraid
>>154338755Hey, I only responded because anon asked a question and I gave him the exact reason.
>>154338755It’s okay, he feels really smart now. No doubt he’ll go argue about the shape of the earth later and feel really smart for knowing it’s round
damn, i need his lawyer
>>154338767Which one is the nfl athlete?
>>154338767Buy an ad
How would you guys feel if the Seahawks repeated? and possibly went on to win more owls soon? Would you hate them like the Chiefs/Patriots?
>>154338775i hate them like all of the xheattle tranny teams
>>154338775With scam Darnold at the helm? Nah that would be hilarious.
>>154338767this isn't even english anymore, the guy has become one with the slop and is speaking sloppese
>>154338760Who’s Tony I’m afraid
>>154338789His account has become so successful that he can now afford to drink fortified wine all day instead of just at night so he can pass out
>>154338519>>154338534This one is still my favorite.
>>154338814>6ft>340lbs
>>154338814He just there to be fat and take up space. Keep the breadsticks coming and watch opposing RBs YPC drop half a yard every game.
>>154338826>>154338839Bruv is proper nose tackle size, those are prime Vince Wilfork numbers. He's certainly worth a late round flier for Chicago or either New York team just for the Mafia memes alone.
>>154338520blessed post
>>154338775They won’t. Last year was just a down year for the league everywhere.>Chiefs injured all over>Colts lost their QB>Daniels out>Bills ate shit>Eagles ate shitAnytime you have the Seahawks and the Broncos looking like contenders you know you’re looking at fools gold. That Lombardi should have been made of plastic.
>>154338814How'd a black guy end up with the name Corleone?
>>154338846That’s literally what a nose tackle does anon…just be fat.
>>154338631It's true though. The Rock couldn't even make it in college football
>>154338688>taking a day off on one of the most important work day meeting days that helps decides your seasonngmittpoffs
>>154338855His ancestors were owned by wops. The grease monkeys used to use slaves to mine pasta shells from the beach.
heh... my boy hehe fernandingz just needs more help... he
>>154338858Lesnar could have made it had he focused on it but a replacement level DT makes less than a star level WWE star and UFC champion combined so it’s hard to blame him.
what a bitch
>>154338868>Translation>I got caught cheating on my wife with a reporter so they’re sending me to an HR lecture for two hours with some white Karen in slacks and a lanyard since they can’t actually punish me for cheating on my wife
>>154338688>>154338868I won't believe it til Dov posts about it.
>>154338855>Terry McLaurinItalians and Irishmen are black
>>154338889Obviously
Hottest take: Bain slides into the 20s
>>154338932I hope this happens for all the baneposting it will produce
>>154338932I think he goes to the Saints (8) or Chiefs (9)
>>154338884On it
>>154338945I think he’s too much of a gamble to work in the pros for a top 10 pick
>>154338953>talks about both sides of the storyAnd they said journalistic integrity was dead
Dov Kleiman uses a New Zealand VPN to spam on /nfl/
I remember a pass rusher named Elvis Dumervill. Dude was short and had stubby little arms. Total bust.
>>154338932They expect one of us on a playoff team, brother
>>154329460HUNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGHHHHH
>Mike Vrabel to seek counseling, won't be with Patriots for NFL draft Day 3lollmao lmfao even
>>154338932Now is not the time for fear... That comes later>>154338969Ewww im not a faggot Israeli cut dick shill like dov
>>154338969I would 100% believe it
>the Chiefs suck:)
>>154338992>Mike Vrabel would prioritize marriage counselling over shaking the hand of the next potential Tom BradyPatriots need to fire this asshole asap
>>154338992>counseling on a Saturdayfucking nonsense the pats are putting on a clinic for how NOT to handle a situation like this
>>154329460See this is funny because usually a woman is standing at the counter and dinner is on top of it but this is the opposite if that.
>>154339004Lol
>>154339003When do you normally have counseling?
>>154339012Wednesday evening
The jets are obviously going to draft someone retarded so who is it
>>154339004Mina could never cook or satisfy a man like Ann Maye
>>154339004And there it is.
>>154339027She’s been satisfying those Costa Rican men I bet
>>154339027How many men has she cooked? Her husband cooked himself.
>pats offseason drama>dolphins rebuilding>jets are the jetsthey're gifting the Bills the divisionif they don't win the owl this season they never will
>>154339027>native dress>tropical country>by herselfShe's 100% getting fucked by more men than she can count after Maye had such an awful Owl performance
>>154339004kek
>>154339054Are you retarded? They win the division 5 years in a row and never even made a superbowl. The entire division have had a down year 2 or 3 seasons in that span. All it means is they can be a weak team and still make the playoffs.
I'm gonna ride it
>>154339004Lmao you pathetic racists never fail to make me laugh with your "Mina is Asian" jokes. Face it, most hapas will be infinitely more successful than any of you sad virgins ever will be! You are on the wrong side of history. Get over it, losers.
>>154339004excellent post
>>154339039>>154339051>>154339064>Amerimutts see white woman>immediately think of interracial sexWhat causes this phenomenon?
>>154339110I never said anything about race you illiterate fuck.
>>154339110>What causes this phenomenon?A white woman going to Costa Rica to get plowed in her vagina I guess
>>154339110HFCSmicro plastics It being pushed in all forms of media for the last several years
which coverage are you going to watch?
>>154339180NFL Network i can't stand ESPN these days they make me wanna puke all the brown and yellow subhumans they let speak about ball. I'm only refreshing /sp/ between picks too i don't want the selections spoiled which always seems to happen here and on X
>>154339180>Eisen vs GreenbergNFLN and it's not even close
>maori namecallingfucking kek
>>154339180/nfl/ shitposts
>>154338932BAIN?!
Anyone going to the draft tonight? Or a team's draft party?
>>154338767Must be nice to be a jogger in current day America
You are an anti football faggot if you rag on mahomes constantly
>>154339274Im glad hes dead lmao
>b-but, look at this webm of him throwing a few interceptions during a game where he had a 101 degree fever and no receiver corps!even worse.
>>154339274>mahomo
It keeps getting worse for Vrabel
>>154339296
>>154339254Me. I can't wait to see all the cool new black guys our team is gonna get!!
>>154339296Mmm. I’m still not convinced they’re fucking, guys. It’s all just a big misunderstanding.
>>154339307Oh no
Josh McDaniels will be the next coach of the Pats lmao
>>154339334Kraft isn’t firing Vrabel for having sex. He’s probably helping him restructure his deal so the wife doesn’t get it in the upcoming divorce.
>>154339334They should just hire me, I don’t have sex or get rub and tugs from anyone
>>154339296Unless he was fucking one of the wives of the Patriots upper management he’s still keeping his job.
>>154339296should resign in disgracemaye should refuse to play for an adulterer make mcdaniels the head coach
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>>154339296okay but how many of their friends were there?
>>154339417kek
>>154339254>draft partyDo people actually do this?
>>154339296apparently this is from 6 years ago too
I love israel and i love my patriots
>>154338850This. The playoffs never felt so hollow. >>154339282Whoa we've got a funny one here>>154339307fuuuck>>154339408You should kill yourself
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