cubs girls!!
Cubs win!
doyers
so how are the Mets going to fuck this one up?
we need more cubs girls
>>154331156The ass probably
>>154331156you have your answer
The Mets
>>154331142Sex with Taylor
YanksAmedtahni
we need more cubs girls with tattoos who like eating hotdogs and whose cubbies just won
>luis robert's offense disappears>luis robert's defense disappears
>>154331181That’s literally me
ayo who is bro feeling like
I love you guys
dodgers
>nationals>playing for a city
my braves are winning again..
Cubs won the first inning though.
We need sausage girl
a CEDANNIAN strikeout
BREAKING NEWS: THE PHILLIES HAVE A HIT WITH RUNNERS IN SCORING POSITIONOH MY BAYBAWL
>>154331142fuckFUCK
Going to White Castle, how many sliders you want.
METTIES! Meet the JETTIES!
>new coach box dimensions to prevent sign stealing>red sox, astros, and blue jays suckim nooooticing kek
>>154331174thats a boys name
>>154331227Get me a crave case
Threadly reminder, she hates baseball.
Guys how do we cheer up Mets fans?
Here we go tomboys here we go
PHILLIES SMOL BAWL? OH MY EM EL BEE!
>twink defending
you gotta get that ball home quicker bro shouldnt score from first there
>>154331238Threadly reminder, she is my wife and loves the Orioles
>I’m going to replace a bunch of fan favorites this year with a bunch of shortstops >None of them are good at fielding and you can’t play them at shortstop>Also I’m signing the guy who’s biggest moment was getting buck broken by one of the players I let walk and I’m making him the closer
>>154331255reddit quirk chungus mutt
>>154331255>Threadly reminder, she is my wife and loves the RavensFtfy
player of color hustle challenge: impossible
Why can't they score?
>>154331255Oh, that explains why she hates baseball.
I was taking a bag of yard waste to the curb and the paper bag broke since it got rained on and it spilled wet leaves all over my walkway and I tried to clean it up but there was mud on the shovel and it just spread mud all over the concrete which was recently washed. Then I got mad and just left it. Fuck everything
>>154331255Who is this semen demon
>>154331255
>>154331282Are you yardspie?
>>154331282
>>154331282based giver upper
>>154331279They got rid of all their bats
>>154331286Le quirky chungus heckin wholesome zoomerAka Queen of /sp/
>>154331279the sux are actively terrified of sac bunting
>>154331282get a wheel barrow you retard
martin perez is elite
>>154331255Imagine getting cucked by another birb
>>154331305You think she keeps it hairy?
if the mets fucking lose this game they should be relegated to AA or something, the twins do not want to win this
>>154331315They will find a way to lose
you guys are still giving alyssaposting (you)s?
lol cohen paid the twins to throw the game
>>154331315Agreed, Jays can go with them.
>>154331309she's pregnant with fredbird's eggs
>>154331321I fucked her
>>154331309She's just a child in that pick. Do cardinals really molest children?
>minnesomalia in charge of keeping the mest winless
>>154331282get a brown driveway
nice defense
>>154331329the AL is AA tho?
jesus christ what are you retards going
>>154331337saar she is my white wife saar I fuck her
attapetey
>>154331351just postin
>>154331349Besides the Yankees, that is.
>what are you going
>>154331321You still seething at Alsya?
I'm trans GO SOX
>>154331362>>154331358I... I made a typo... it's... *cough*... over for me, go on withou-*dies*
yankees city connect next year will feature george's grave being pissed on
he was the #6 prospect and #1 pitching prospect for 2026. is he playing like the #1 prospect overall so far?
>>154331341https://x.com/Cardinals/status/2024621847816318977This picture was taken this year Imagine getting cucked by a red birb
brownoid takeover hours on /mlb/
>>154331369I’m gay go yanks!
>Lindor hurtOh my GOD
I’m a chicken nugget!GO SOX
>>154331384he doesn't have the randy johnson tier aura required to be elite and ginger
>>154331396Just as he started getting going U_U
>>154331379george was a retard
>>154331396the mets season turns around TONIGHT
>>154331396da raped mets
>>154331388>tfw no static charged gf
>isolated power = slugging minus batting averagefucking NERDS
You guys do know birds invented cucking right? The cuckoo is a parasite that lays eggs in another birds nest, then the baby cuckoo pushes the other birds out and the cucked bird species feeds them until they are adults
I'm a Cubs girl who likes hot dogs and beer!
>>154331408he won championships and kept THEM off the team
Losing Lindor is a good thing and will benefit the Mets
>>154331401>yankees fans truly subhuman
>>154331388Why does she like birds so much?
>>154331422why did they do it?
>>154331414
>>154331422cg;dr (Cubs girl, didn't read)
>>154331437Why don't more pitchers do this?
Big mouth kwab
>>154331396>0.2 war
mets fans are genuinely retarded
>>154331435they werent ready for kids and wanted to keep travelling and eating out
>>154331396Good maybe they win some games now with commodore faggot out
>>154331437Get her in a Savannah Bananas uniform ASAP.
would it work
>>154331424
>>154331422Brood parasitism is the term I couldn’t remember
>>154331365Ooohgahdamm
bisons legend on the mound for the twins
>>154331480What's on your mind bro?
>>154331480I mean, who wouldnt? She is the paragon of american beauty
>>154331499my braves
>>154331499I can’t tell if the angels are good
Get in, loco! We about to take the division!
uh oh metsies
>>154331309Huh, the same pitcher that lost us the game today in that pic... jk it was the lack of actually good players and hoping Wetherholt and Church could carry everyone else
Isn't this supposed to be when the Mets win and they will tank seasons towards the end of Soto's contract? They are tanking already
>>154331474Can't hurt to try
Posting it one last time because it didn’t get enough (You)s yesterday
This Brewers offense fucking sucks man...
>>154331499Winky, where we at with the Alysa Liu?
>>154331533why would they tank near the end of his contract
>>154331526Yordan is backOf course I had him in fantasy last year and not this year
>John Schneider didn’t know if there was anything wrong with Lauer until he saw the tape behind his neck in the game:>“Didn't hear anything about that until I saw it on him.So I checked with him, said he felt fine. Stuff was pretty light today though, so we’ll see how he is.”insane how my blow gays have a fucking saboteur on the team lmao, this dumb retard has blown THREE GAMES by pretending he isn't injured or sick when he is
>>154331543The mariners fanbase in one webm
>>154331543ive got nothing mean or funny to say about thishe looks happy and I hope he enjoyed the game
I want to fug the pink haired girl serving people behind home plate at citi tonight
Money for nothingChecks for free
>>154331546They will be paying a lot of money for a player that won't even be playing for them anymore
>POODRESKEK
>>154331120I know my Bo! I know my Bo! That's my Bo!
>>154331543Awe that's sweet. M's are gay but based retard dindu nuffin
>>154331499god my phillies suck
BREGGY TRIPLE! ITS A BREGGY TRIPLE!
>>154331545she hasn't had enough plate appearances to qualify
>>154331571I’m all for slander but Okamoto having an .850 OPS in Japan is not the same as the rest of these guys
Nats are gonna be a pesky ass team this year. They're gonna take some people by surprise.
>>154331571based touchtunes gold
>>154331593do you graph non-baseball stuff in your life?
>>154331593I'd give her a plate appearance (nice dinner) & round the bases (sex)
>>154331543The combined IQ of everyone there is 80
Theme night in queens
>>154331615That’s generous considering they root for the mariners willingly
>>154331619ive got nothing mean or funny to say about thishe looks happy and I hope he enjoyed the game
my jays should dump lauer on the twins for rojas back, they owe us
>>154331619More Indian Twitter slop!!
bleh
>mest
>>154331611back when i deadlifted. and a long time ago with bar/tinder hookups lel
mest kek
i coulda sworn clay holmes was just at 54 pitches and almost down with the fifth inning now he's at 95
BUCK 'EM
LOL MEST
mest kek tranny club KEK
A BUSCHIE BOMB!!!
>>154331664>graphing your hook upsWinker… (post them please)
the Winnipeg Mets
>>154331677i was looking at mph i apologize
>>154331644checked and kek'd
i like how the mest booth just accepts it at this point
>>154331142T_MAC
>>154331575He has an opt out in 2030 and makes 45 milly a year after that. I wouldn't be shocked if he opts out thinking he can make 60 milly a year at that time.
>>154331699We accept your apology but don't do it again or we will send you down to /tv/
>>154331691two computers ago and in a now-dead .edu account sadly
>>154331664based, same
How do mets fans watch this shit, it's like there's always a train coming straight at you, you just don't know when it's going to hit.At least with the jays I know they're either going to fuck it in the 3rd or 8th every time.
>>154331718Ohhhh a college boy
>>154331700I actually said it first thoughbeit
>>154331722witnessed
the Mets are worse than the Royals
>>154331698the Medicine Hat Mets
>>154331722>age ranges only for the potential sub 18s
this one might be the one that finally gets frank
>Soto finally back>Lindor gets hurtJesus fucking Christ
Lucky number 13 Mests!
>>154331786What if cohen and stearns are trying to kill him on purpose for entertainment purposes?
Twins lead
noticed the mets score was 2-2 after watching a video about their 12th straight loss and came straight here to laugh at them with you guys
Where’s the guy that kept saying the mest would make the playoffs at?I want to laugh at your misery
>>154331805ive got nothing mean or funny to say about thishe looks happy and I hope he enjoyed the game
>>154331805I'm right here bitch. Mets will win it all.
whos gonna win the mets game this is a nail biter
>>154331797Ah ah ah not so fast
>>154331754The White Sox have a better record than the mest.
Jon from Maspeth > Frank The Tank
>>154331805with lindor gone, the mets are going on a 54 game win streak, trust the plan
>>154331833I wish every team had a fat internet celeb lolcow who reacted to every game
>>154331722Female tendencies tbqh
>>154331833No one in my country knows who these faggots are
you're cuckwatching the mets
Chadres strike first!
>>154331826top KEK
>>154331861source?
routine double play
>>154331861>he thinks anyone here would would watch that dumpster fire
a RYMACKIAN basehit robbery
>>154331861Watching the mets constantly humiliate themselves almost makes up for my jays humiliating themselves.
a METSIES doubleplaykek, mest can't have shit, can they?
>twins are just debuting pitchers against the mets for entertainment purposes
>8 inning Max
What Mexican beer does your ballpark serve?
I take back my request for this twins pitcher, though l*uer does deserve to be on the twins.
Buehler mound day, interested to see how he does. Has looked playable so far
>>154331914Rybacks draft beer
>>154331914Pacifico
>marcus simian
>cucknadians trying to join in on bullying mest fans after recent humiliationsI’m nooticing
>>154331907Might as well give the kids some confidence against minor league batters because 350 million gets you Soto and nothing else
>vientos>mestLMAO
frank isn't making it through this one im afraid
Mark you fucking retard
My Mets broadcast switched to the spanish announcers that half inning. they can't do anything righ lol
Mets need to clean house again
>3rd out at homeYep that's the Mets all right
He was out by 100 feet kek
LMFAOare all mets players like that
fucking retards
kerry carpetbomb
>players are no longer listening to the coacheskek they have zero fucking trust
VIENTSHIT
LOL MESTRAN THROUGH THE STOP SIGNWHAT A RETARD
that mistake could've happened to anyone.
Boy genius built this roster
>MESTKEK
>>154331947The only thing those cry bullies know how to do is to punch down
>THREE HUNDRED AND FIFTY (350) MILLION AMERICAN DOLLARS FOR THIS >MEST>MEST>MEST
Fuck canada
Mets dropping 13 for #13 future met jazz chimpcum
>>154331996>>154331947are all new yorkers this sweet (like a sugar plum)?
We need a webm of that mest play
>>154332004Harsh but needed to be said
>>154332004i already did
look if it wasnt the stankees humiliating them, id be bullying the sux, but thats the way things go
Does it get any worse?
Fire Mendoza
>Stearns and Mendoza still have jobsCohen really did get his casino and stopped giving one singular fuck about the mest
Kek they thought they had it in the bag
>>154331996>>154332009Do not reply to ‘kaner
It takes two!
blow gays kek
Who will be the fastest team to 30 wins?My bets on the Braves.
baty looks so much more natty at third. maybe play him there play bichette at second and bench simien
how are my mettie jetties doing tonight?
lmao who is this shitskin signing at the mest 7th inning stretch? what a humiliation ritual
catch of the year
>>154332038Fastest to 30 loses will be the FAGGets
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS LMFAONO NO NO NO NO NO NO
I just watched the condensed version of the game. Thank goodness, the Mariners won. Munoz is so washed, damnit.
>root for the home team>cant even say da meststhe humiliation ritual is never ending
>>154332027DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>154332045Holy shit
>>154332044DEI halftime show
>>154332045>His friend with the Mike Tyson shirt
>2 innings>2 hits>3 walks>0 ERlol
>>154332045Risked breaking his neck for that. I kneel
>>154332045KEK fucking legend
>>154332045Kino
>halftime show
cubbies
>>154332045need him and Jo Adell to link up
>>154332084cub em!
>halftime showBased 'kaner
>>154332045>catch of the yearsorry, but that title has already been taken
>>154332055BLOW GAYS LOSE!!!
>>154332045What a damn maniac. He's gonna be sore tomorrow.
>they fell for 2025 bo
>bo be shit
as long as the mest keep mesting no one will notice how genuinely awful my phillies are
>BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
breggy boop
attabreggy
>>154332024he should have at least trucked the catcher
>>154332096>chikaner hates my team more than anything I’m thinking based
How's the Boba Fett contract feeling, metsbros
>Mets do $5 Tuesdays in Citi Field>All food and beverages is $5>A bottle of water is $5Nigga what
>>154331142Mets winning tonight. Not even a Mets fan so GO REDS!
>>154332045but why
Red Sox are going to tie the game
SEIYA SMASH!!!
>>154332004well put>>154332018yea honestly
>get to watch the mest blow another 9th or extra inning game for 13>shohei pitching in the best ballpark right afterholy shit you guys do you realize how good we have it sometimes
>>154332144This one is going to extras
>>154332144doubt
Duran stole second and third, the red sox won, the red sox won
BUSCHIE BOP!
Metsies bros I think they may actually have a chance to win tonight. All is not lost after that missed opportunity on the 6th
>>154332144The Red Sox are not going to tie the game, no matter how much the Yankees Blowpen wants it.
It’s a blown save for headrick
damn, it's almost like Taijaun just sucks and having him not pitch the first inning is irrelevant
>>154332151The Lord has blessed us
First and third, the Red Sox are going to win, tying run at the plate.
this dude raley hates throwing in the zone lol
>>154332151>holy shit you guys do you realize how good we have it sometimesthese are the days...
a HEADRICKIAN save
The sweep is confirmed>bombston>red suxSchlittler takes the mound tomorrow.
How the FUCK has this never happened before
Which players make that buschie pop?
Lads do you that Japanese fella for the White Sox is gonna get a 5th straight homer tonight?
philthies kek
>>154332196see were not shit, the SP was just elite
>>154332196Do you even baybaw?
Fuck you, bombston. Killa Cam Hitler is throwing gas tomorrow.
Hard to watch the Red Sox lose AGAIN. What a fucking terrible team and fan base.
>>154332151Life is beautiful Anon :)
>>154332212Your telling me some deadball era pitcher never did that? Walter Johnson has a million shutouts
Which mazcufem boggles your mind?
>>154332151You are not on a first name basis with him. Please do not refer to him like that.
Bro there's no fucking way the Mets on the 8th again with a new pitcher so close to losing again. What the actual fuck it better not happen
>>154332223>to start a season they got you anon
GG Nats, holy shit that was an exciting game.
>weaver*gulp*
Braves win! Still havent lost a series!go Cubs! Go Twins!
>>154332196because starting pitchers went 9 innings for the first 120 years
my braves won again..
>weaver gg Metsbros
in other news:>poodres
>>154332196i dont especially believe it
PRRRRTTTTTTTT
I'm very excited to watch that White Sox game I need to see some Murikami Magic
>>154332151As much as I've hated the giants over the years, I do gotta admit their stadium location really is the best in baseball
>>154332256>lost to the the loss anaeles anaels of anaelheim award
>weaverWhat no Matt Blake does to a mf
back in 04 in a lost season for the mets, they kept my cubes out of the playoffs. im glad i get to see my revenge
>>154332239Yeah, you gulp penis alright
>turn on mest game>twink on the mound
>>154332098KEK
>>154332270it's actually kind of a pain in the ass to get to
PRRRRRRRT
>>154332098But he didn’t catch it
>mets about to walk in another loss
>POODRES BAU BAU!
>tloses
Fucking hell another ball
PRRRRRRRRT
Stahp the count!
the twins realize they have challenges left right
>weaver stretch>whistlingThey got his signs nihga
Big booty hoesPlay backstop
Bo Bitchass nigga
sit the FUCK down!!!
>>154332318>breaking ball>no whistle hmmmmm
Bo Bitchette is a faggot left a decent enough for a shit team for more money lol
poodres kek
kek poodrepacos
What the fuck was that tloses?
soto time
>walker buhler>walks goodmanwho writes this shit
based buehler being shit
tlols
Mets still not gonna win
Dubs and mest winSingles and mest lose
>POODRES
Clarkie spotted
>>154332347what the hell are a dubs
>>154332345>>154332347so true!
If this post starts with 1543323 Mets win this
I don't think you understand how bad the tloses are. Mets will definitely win
>they trusted buehler
fucking rockies ruining the joke by not letting him walk a runner in by swinging at dogshit
No worries here, Coors is just a hitter friendly park...
Kirsten :)
i can smell another mest melty coming in the 9th just like last night
test
>doyerpacos post more about the Padres than their own teamkek
>shitty field losing it for a flyout to right
the inferior rogers was kinda shit against the jays in the one game we won tbqh
>juan putoLMAO MEST
omg SOTO! LMAO
holy kek.
LOOOOOL MEST
a ROBERTIAN flyout
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
cubbies in da kitchen
autistic poodrepaco seething kek
>>154332385Your team will forever be garbage. The new owners will move the team to Oklahoma in 2034.
>SOTO
Lads are the players sabotaging Mendoza's job? This is not normal
Mets are a fucking comedy troupe
>>154332420Clark in da booth talking shit to the announcers.
800 GORILLION
Raynkees won that game.
Didn't they pay that dude three quarters of a billion dollars?
PFFFFFFT HAHAHA
dude all mets players play like jews, just for themselvestop down culture in that club clearlyit makes a lot of sense when you consider it's a club made up of all the people that exclusively considered maximum money
>>154332435that's just how much Luis Arraez + 20 more homers costs.
>
>>154332430i saw that without context because for audio, i put on Hall of Famer Pat Hughes and the Coom Dawg
>>154332424No one cares Fuwawa
a SOTONIAN caught stealing
Mets are the comic relief character of this shit show
soto would be the best player on your team, that's why you're stuck cuckwatching the mets
13! 13! 13! 13!
>>154332439go back to india
>>154332447chop-em!
Amaya is such a chad
>>154332457>
>gets paid by the mest>stops caringno surprises
>https://x.com/i/status/2047117027484275180>Owner of Harp helu stadium and also cousin of Carlos Slim are investing in ChadresAh fuck yeah, soon we'll have ultimate fuck you money.
tigahs
>>154332441>the best average in the league +20 homersisn't that good though
>>154332447The rest of Pooston sucks too much for Yordong to carry them this time
>>154332464why mad tho, is only game
>>154332475I was joking about Carlos Slim buying the padres a few weeks ago…
>>154332475makes sense to have a hedgefund owner
>>154332490go back to india
>>154332510icles
>>154332447Ya gotta love Sal!
sneks
even Ben Brown looks good, cant believe that
ret's go ret's goneed a team called the rets too
Howd that feel Turner lmao chin music at 97 and then a curveball in the dirt. Who’s that faggot striking out? Oh that would be you
did the mest win?
tloses bullpen is trying to ruin our fun
>>154332514I don't think they play baseball in India, maybe the mets could win there?
>>154332447All frauds other than Nico and that gorilla for Houston. Olson too I guess. Baldwin seems decent as well
>>154332524ROY
>>154332532Yes
>minnesomaliauseless sacks of shit
Vientos redemption arc :)
fucking twins threw the game
Let's go Mets!
>>154332544Last year proved that award is literally meaningless and the results of the season don’t matter. Don’t get your hopes up
>>154332532good chance to here, who do they put in to close it tho
Metties on top!
If the Mets hang on to this, then we can all turn our attention to the Phillies and start laughing at them instead
>tlosesfucking bums
I don't want it to end bros
>>154332543Kek
>>154332560your team gets a sandwich first round pick for it
SEIYA is SSSSSSSSSSSMOKIN
seiya slap
Umpie getting raped by Semen
>>154332565my phillies deserve it and every phillies fan will agree with you loldombrowski is a fucking bum, the trea contract fucked everything up
do the twins not have other pitchers?this guy is a real trashcan
byron doodwat nou
>>154332454Based. It's probably funnier without context.
nice catch
>>154332592How did it come to this
Buehler was in the NL West for so long... you'd think he'd be better against the Rockies
Gay ass twins can't keep this Mets losing streak going
did snla change the scorebug?
>>154332592I think we’ll be fine long term. We’re just playing the Cubs who are legitimately a juggernaut. They’re cubbernauts
this SF pitcher is a bum
>>154332598I think he just winded himself landing on his chest like that tbqhwu aka
>>154332613dombrowski tried to buy a championship instead of building a good team
AYO DIS DUDE GOT AN ERA OVER 7
>>154332598oh looks like he just got windedgreat catch regardless
tuc K er
I told you Mets and Mariners were winning today. Didn't believe me?
>>154332652hahaaat. dodgerfan
>>154332654No not really
SNLA finally put the ABS challenges where they should be on the scorebug
cubbernauts kek
nice throw by the texas catcher
uh, sneks?
I’m the cubbernaut bitch!! Kek memeber that internet gem?
Mets ain't winning against Joe Ryan tomorrow anyway.
>>154332670looks good looks good
>>154332693SNLA still got it
>>154332629>I think we’ll be fine long termI don't. The pitching will be fine but the offense is just grim
>>154332687don't look
>>154332687Don't worry
Even a 100-loss team wins 60 games.
>>154332691>I’m the cubbernaut bitch!! Kek memeber that internet gem?Yeah I do
>>154332636yeah the way he came up i thought it mighta been ribs, but probably just winded
>>154332698You got psyoped lil bro
he dropped it>>154332697i have to hop in the car in like 20mins
>>154332692who cares we broke the streak everything else after this is gonna be easy
>twins
>tlosesWhat do they do?
remember when royce lewis was good
Just found out Friday's Cubgers game is on AppleTV
>>154332717you got psyop'd lil fella
THIS DOES NOT SLIP
did the padres really let buhler load the bases twice before pulling him
THE STREAK IS OVERGET FUCKED /mlb/
HERE IT COMES
NEW >>154332738
NOT OVER YET MEST
Snapping the 12 game losing streak is like winning the World Series for metsqueers
UH OH STINKY
>In play, no outs>mest
>>154332698The line up does look a little old and slow tbqh but it’s April, I think they’ll still be able to pull the nose up on the season and compete in October
>bumston
oh well it was fun while it lasted, at least the Philthies streak looks to be extending
>cuxton
Philthie kek
Ladies and gentlemen, your new longest losing streak in Baseball
