first for julian casablancas

JOKIC IS JEWISH

Cade Jesusham

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we here

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Anyone else undefeated in the playoffs?

>>154331712
I really want jokic to just sperg out and attack someone. Hopefully Jaden mcdaniels

Also is there literally any point watching this Suns thunder game? I can't imagine any scenario where the Suns win

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>>154331727
OP IS CANADIAN

>>154331727
Then hes one of the good ones like mealanon

Other generals aren't as dysfunctional as us. We should all spend an hour every day in /mlb/ or /hoc/ to learn the science of threadmaking.

>>154331727
jews lies about everything.

>>154331785
i only have 1 yank sport's spot in my brain and it's reserved exclusively for this

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>>154331775
He sperged out a little on Markieff Morris and basically ended the guy's career. Not that there was much to end

>>154331785
NBA is more diverse nigga

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWN

Ogre

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>>154331775
>I can't imagine any scenario where the Suns win
If silver wants the series to go more than 4 games it will go more than 4 games

>>154331775
Hes a ticking time bomb, i hope ant is spared from his rage.

Duren's agent called him at halftime and told him he wasn't getting a max kek

It's over for the Magic.

suggs cant win with these cats

>>154331785
I will study it for us, which genny is more fun.

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>>154331778
Mealanon can suck a dick, I'm glad the jannies nuked his boring ass
>hey I'm eating sloppa again for the 500th time
Yeah, wow, super interesting.

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Bumchero just missed a 3 by like a foot and a half to the left

>>154331849
He has a hot jew mom that looks like Natalie portman

>>154331843
you should do /hoc/ since you are leaf.

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i hate when teams lay an egg in the 'offs like orlando.
>>154331849
based

I guess you could say the magic has worn off

Ausar Thompson's mom has wicked high hairlines.

Magic really about to have a 3 point quarter

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tragic

I'm in love with azzi fudd bros..

yeah I'm just gonna take today off and recharge for tomorrow's games

owari da for the magic

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>>154331906
Did she groom u?

anudda 1-1
please care about the 1st round

>>154331915
How match snatch has she munched

Pistons needed this. Just winning game 2 wasn't gonna be good enough, they needed to blow them out by 20+.

>>154331923
Based silver ensuring maximum fraudslop

i haven't seen a team fail as hard as magic since last night when the spurs collapsed

How the fuck does the guy whos lungs collapsed have the most minutes on the pistons

Someone chop off Goga's stupid man bun.

Magic are gonna start chimping out and playing murderball in about a minute

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>>154331927
"hey KK, lets do another sexy dexy twerkoff again. one more before i graduate"

>>154331948
they suck without him

what caused this collapse though

basiado beatdown

>bustchero

Pistons just awakened their Bankai lol

I don't understand how these teams can have such stagnant, trash offense. It's the same shit every possession. Run floppy or something just as a curveball

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>>154331906
The Fudd needs to be arrested

Magic might not score again

atleast my team isn't the rockets lmaooooooo

B E E F
E
E
F

Ohayou /nba/

>orlando tragic
So game 1 was a fluke?

おはよう

I hope you guys took Pistons -8.5

Will Thinking Basketball refund his private discord subscribers for hyping up Franz and Alperen for the last 4 years?

I get my breakfast and coffee and it's 36-12 in the 3rd quarter

betslop's 218.5 over in shambles

Was that the worst third quarter by a team in playoff history?

>>154332033
Banchero shot 22ppg on 46/30/77 this season. The last couple games by him have been utterly fake

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>>154331712
Let's go Detriot!

>>154332053
Can anyone here even beat the bookies?
If you make winning bets they ban you rite?

Why does Dolan stalk trans women in the bathroom at MSG?

>>154332109
I googled him to see if hes still alive and the guy still has cases to deal with, i thought all that shit was finished after he went to prison.

>>154332118
Yes, but by that point you must be up big

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game knocked me out for 15 minutes

>>154332118
I was told bet in asia didn't, than I was locked out of 120k and they closed down my acount. Dealing with this right now.

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>>154332097
>Was that the worst third quarter by a team in playoff history?

>>154332033
Pistons were rusty and caught sleeping.
Magic had the momentum of puking the Hornets.

Goga is ASS

>>154332118
if ur actually a winning sports bettor u can signal them that ur a degen by throwing some money away on slots or tables to keep you around for longer

Orlando tragic!
Orlando tragic!
Orlando tragic!
wooahh ohh ohh ohhhh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Vqd-sVisr4

>>154332168
>pacers in 2019
Lol how the fuck did this happen

>>154332118
If this is true why the fuck do people bet then? thats some cuck shit

>>154332142
I was room mates with this guy.in Edmonton. Good looking, smart rich. He was manager of a bar. 24 women came forward saying he drugged them. The weird part was they were all in his home anyways. I just dont understand, he had these women alone in his house looking to drink with him. Why drug them?

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This nigga just killed Mickey Mouse

>>154332222
checked

wheres my nigga BEN WALLACE

who this san andreas looking dude

Rip Hamilton without mask is just your olde YMVA uncs

>>154332118
these days they rarely outright ban you but they will restrict how much you can bet if you're a consistent winner. It's pretty common for pros to have to jump platforms, use alts, vpns, intentionally lose for a while, etc.

>>154332181
orlando goran dragic

>"he wants all the pressure"
>cade turns the ball over in the background
kek

>>154332262
lol yea terrible timing

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He's getting his lick back tonight

>>154332259
They just lower your bet. Interesting
Good thing there a thousand betting Sites

>>154332200
He prolly did some freaky shit to them

That's a man's block. That's the kinda block that demoralizes you and robs you of your manhood.

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>>154332317
how does daginult wrangle a bunch of zestybucks?

what the fuck happened to Orlando in the third quarter holy shit

Franz is so fucking ass. Guy has an open 3 then drives in to miss a contested middy

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We turning off the Pisstons game.

We watching Brooks take Shai's ACL.

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idk i think the series might be over

>2 blowout wins
Can we just skip to tomorrow already?

>>154332378
Jeeeez, beef stew is a real ass thug ass nigga

>>154332377
Shai isn't dirty he doesn't deserve that. Dort however nobody would care lol

>>154332342
>>154332378
Banchero fought back and successfully dunked on Stew after that.

post wnba players bending over and stuff.

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>>154332153

Are there many gay players in the nba?

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>>154332448

niggas pray to god in OKC

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It's a gentleman's sweep for 'roit

>>154332538
idk the orlando crowd was pretty loud vs charlotte
their home court might be underrated

>Bickerstaff trying to get his starters injured in garbage time
fucking retard

like every game has gone way over time so far this postseason

Fucking hell Doris Burke on the Thunder game

>Doris again
for fucks sake

Magic getting rekt all is right with the world

Them 2004 Pistons boomers in the crowd be like "85 points? We did that shit every single game."

>>154332574
Detroit plays better on the road unironically.

>>154332648
bit ironic

>most of the round 1 series are tied right now
based. the low seed teams are fighting for their survival love to see it

>>154332616
>>154332627
Guess I'm watching hockey, although something tells me they'll have a woman on the Stars/Wild game too. Just can't escape it.

Fucking Doris Burke.
Why does god hate me?

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Suggs bros..we fumbled HVL and the first round

>>154332686
mute + music

OKC losing

Shai injured
it's fucking over

>>154332665
They spent 4 years playing in an empty home arena the home crowd kinda shook them.

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>cade makes out of the 2nd round with tobias harris

>>154332686
I really don't mind woman commentators as long as they are good
But Burke is terrible the last 3 years or so, too much dick-glazing to star players

i fucking hate the holo thing they do at the bottom

>>154332755
she seems to always do okc games.
fucking infuriating.

They can't guard Brooks

>>154332702
As a general rule, if I have to mute it, I don't watch. If more people adopted this theory their ratings would tank & they'd get the message.

Why can Dort shoot threes now

Shai broke his hand. It's over.

>>154332791
if i cant steal it im not watching it so fuck em

Why can't AI do real time commentary, why do they have to pay they no talent bitches to do it?

SGA gettin carried again

>>154332751
I CAINT!!!

why do yall hate doris burke so much

>>154332837
>boring dork

>>154332802
i got blackout drunk and broke my hand the same way

>>154332837
Because women won't give them sex
Sex havers like Doris Burke

>sixers trade their zestiest player
>to the best team in the entire league
what did they get in return? seems like that nigga got lucky as fuck

Trust the okc whistles all the way to championship

Rough game from Oso to start. My Suns need Mark back

>>154332837
They hate women

Dillon can't win with these cats.

>>154332861
Presto has rizz like that, who else could get Caruso for Giddey straight up

>>154332860
trvke

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Every time i see diagonal snot squinting i want to gauge my eyes out

>Booker trying to make fancy interior passes against the fucking Thunder
This guy has like 4 brain cells

>>154332924
>wembAAACK
>shaiAACK
it's bron time

>>154332733
kek

>>154332837
She's terrible, even by national broadcast standards. Teams should have their own announcers for playoffs.

Ayo lock brooks up, hes a rabid animal

what team DESERVES to win most? like what team has been so bad for so long and so unlucky that they should be given wins? New Orleans?

>>154332924
>SGA finally injured himself flopping
Moral victory for the Snus

>>154332964
>She's terrible, even by national broadcast standards.
can you elaborate

floppin ass chet

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>>154332837
I miss the goat commentating crew

>>154332837
She sucks at her job. Will drone on about her own bad opinions and does the classic bad commentator thing of just glazing the best player instead of providing any analysis

how do i get a job with the nba and or broadcasters? everyone says just apply on the website but i do and dont hear back

>>154332985
As much as I despise the thunder that wasn't a flop, he just landed bad.

>>154332989
she talks too much
she gets hung up on a single facet by a single player and will not shut the fuck up about it.
She's a bandwagon fan while she should be equally discussing the teams,
And she's fat.

>edm metallica
oklahoma should be nuked

>>154332837
>THIS is WHO he IS
>THIS is WHAT he DOES
>THIS YOUNG MAN plays BOTH ends of the floor
>And that's why they call him a free throw merchant!

>>154333015
i was surprised when i went to a game for the first time this year and they dont play the announcers audio in the stadium why is that? i was so confused. they just play sound effects and sometimes music

>>154332989
For one, her voice and the way she talks is awful. The shit she says is either pointless or downright retarded. She has no personality.

Also >>154333045 everything this anon said

>>154333045
>she talks too much
nigga its her job what

doris burke fucked me and now she's the best commentator haters will be irrationally upset

>>154333045
>And she's fat.
ah got it youre an incel who fears women

>>154333062
Because it would echo and sound awful and would be very distracting for the players.

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>>154332974
Sacramento. They've been terrible since forever and keep doing stupid shit bu they never just threw in the towel and took a dive like all these other faggot franchises. They're like a retard that enrolls in normal classes and tries hard enough to maintain a D+ average instead of just flunking out through low effort like anyone else in their situation would. Most honest bad team in the league

amazon is much better video quality. No wonder espn is dying

Why are they sucking off Dillon Brooks so much?

>>154333104
>and would be very distracting for the players.
i didnt think of that yea still it was jarring since i always watch on tv never went in person before that time.

>>154333112
how long have they been bad

>>154333127
fuckin love this nut

hey guys it's doris burke, if you input the konami code into your espn stream then you can unlock seeing my tits

OKC might have the worst branding in sports history

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>>154333121
ESPN is dying because of their horrific DEI policies and insistence on shilling for talking heads no one likes and women's sports. It has nothing to do with video quality

>>154333104
i would pay money to be able to hear everything the players say during the games. theyd never do it and i understand why but i wish we could hear it

>>154333062
of course there's the in-game announcer who says who the foul is on and who scored. for decades people boomers brought portable radios to football/baseball/basketball/hockey games to hear the local live radio commentary as they watched the game live. more common maybe for baseball, but I've seen it at all of them. obviously today a person at the game could stream the broadcast on their phone and listen.

I think you're supposed to create the commentary yourself with your friend next to you at the game or something NUTS like that

>>154333179
what if i dont have friends huh? did you ever think about that?

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>Google me bum

Thank god the suns arent getting blown out, when the Magic lost the way they did I started remembering that these playoffs are boring as fuark

>>154332837
she spends the whole game fantasizing about the players

Suns finner win

Apateupateu

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>>154333201
>what if i dont have friends
fuk, bro, are you trying to tell me we aren't friends?

>>154333201
yes, I think about that often ;_;

but to be honest, there are always dudes at games by themselves. sometimes people sorta talk about the game out in the open because we're a lonely people

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Downloaded hinge and set the filter so that it only shows latina and Asian women in my city on my feed

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My Pistons <3

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Still think the league is dying?

>>154333239
for me it's Black Queens 35+ / 200 lbs +

You guys ever think to yourself "What the hell is wrong with me? why does everybody slot in perfectly, go to school, get a job, doomscroll and generically post on Twitter, and seem completely fine, but I cant stand any of these things and my life is already over?"

>>154333255
2011 was a good year for the 'yoffs

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>>154333145
Pretty much since the Webber / Bibby / Stojakovitch team broke up so for about 20+ years although they actually did make the playoffs the year they made the Sabonis trade.

People shit on that trade and in retrospect it wasn't a good deal but I understood it because Vivek just didn't want to be a laughingstock for one fucking year. If anything, the mistake wasn't so much making a win-now trade but thinking Fox was the keeper instead of Halliburton. But that's the Kings in a nutshell. Even the one arguably smart move they made in recent memory was still a mistake

>>154333263
no, stop being a titbag.

>>154333263
no, because you doomscroll twitter whereas I do not

>>154333300
you missed the entire point of his post, that he feels abnormal for not being able to derive happiness from generic things like scrolling social media which every normie does

>>154333263
10-12 drinks a day helps me prevent these thoughts

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>>154333263
smoke some weed and stop worrying so much

why is maluach chuckin 3s

>>154333263
Im on vyvanse, you gotta find a drug, most of these people taking something because life is miserable.

>>154333352
>smoke some weed
>third eye pierces the aurbis
>everything is nightmare
Lol

>>154333263
Nah, just you

less existential dread, more wnba players bent over.

>foul
>foul
>foul
>foul
>foul

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>>154333263
who gives AF lol

>>154333263
i come here to run away from those thoughts please delete your post its triggering me

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i'm tired of how good OKC is

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>>154333405
>BAWW

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>>154333387
I got you