War face editionprev >>154324323
first for julian casablancas
JOKIC IS JEWISH
Cade Jesusham
we here
Anyone else undefeated in the playoffs?
>>154331712I really want jokic to just sperg out and attack someone. Hopefully Jaden mcdaniels Also is there literally any point watching this Suns thunder game? I can't imagine any scenario where the Suns win
>>154331727OP IS CANADIAN
>>154331727Then hes one of the good ones like mealanon
Other generals aren't as dysfunctional as us. We should all spend an hour every day in /mlb/ or /hoc/ to learn the science of threadmaking.
>>154331727jews lies about everything.
>>154331785i only have 1 yank sport's spot in my brain and it's reserved exclusively for this
>>154331775He sperged out a little on Markieff Morris and basically ended the guy's career. Not that there was much to end
>>154331785NBA is more diverse nigga
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWN
Ogre
>>154331775>I can't imagine any scenario where the Suns winIf silver wants the series to go more than 4 games it will go more than 4 games
>>154331775Hes a ticking time bomb, i hope ant is spared from his rage.
Duren's agent called him at halftime and told him he wasn't getting a max kek
It's over for the Magic.
suggs cant win with these cats
>>154331785I will study it for us, which genny is more fun.
>>154331778Mealanon can suck a dick, I'm glad the jannies nuked his boring ass>hey I'm eating sloppa again for the 500th timeYeah, wow, super interesting.
Bumchero just missed a 3 by like a foot and a half to the left
>>154331849He has a hot jew mom that looks like Natalie portman
>>154331843you should do /hoc/ since you are leaf.
i hate when teams lay an egg in the 'offs like orlando.>>154331849based
I guess you could say the magic has worn off
Ausar Thompson's mom has wicked high hairlines.
Magic really about to have a 3 point quarter
tragic
I'm in love with azzi fudd bros..
yeah I'm just gonna take today off and recharge for tomorrow's games
owari da for the magic
>>154331906Did she groom u?
anudda 1-1please care about the 1st round
>>154331915How match snatch has she munched
Pistons needed this. Just winning game 2 wasn't gonna be good enough, they needed to blow them out by 20+.
>>154331923Based silver ensuring maximum fraudslop
i haven't seen a team fail as hard as magic since last night when the spurs collapsed
How the fuck does the guy whos lungs collapsed have the most minutes on the pistons
Someone chop off Goga's stupid man bun.
Magic are gonna start chimping out and playing murderball in about a minute
>>154331927"hey KK, lets do another sexy dexy twerkoff again. one more before i graduate"
>>154331948they suck without him
what caused this collapse though
basiado beatdown
>bustchero
Pistons just awakened their Bankai lol
I don't understand how these teams can have such stagnant, trash offense. It's the same shit every possession. Run floppy or something just as a curveball
>>154331906The Fudd needs to be arrested
Magic might not score again
atleast my team isn't the rockets lmaooooooo
B E E FEEF
Ohayou /nba/
>orlando tragicSo game 1 was a fluke?
おはよう
I hope you guys took Pistons -8.5
Will Thinking Basketball refund his private discord subscribers for hyping up Franz and Alperen for the last 4 years?
I get my breakfast and coffee and it's 36-12 in the 3rd quarter
betslop's 218.5 over in shambles
Was that the worst third quarter by a team in playoff history?
>>154332033Banchero shot 22ppg on 46/30/77 this season. The last couple games by him have been utterly fake
>>154331712Let's go Detriot!
>>154332053Can anyone here even beat the bookies?If you make winning bets they ban you rite?
Why does Dolan stalk trans women in the bathroom at MSG?
>>154332109I googled him to see if hes still alive and the guy still has cases to deal with, i thought all that shit was finished after he went to prison.
>>154332118Yes, but by that point you must be up big
game knocked me out for 15 minutes
>>154332118I was told bet in asia didn't, than I was locked out of 120k and they closed down my acount. Dealing with this right now.
>>154332097>Was that the worst third quarter by a team in playoff history?
>>154332033Pistons were rusty and caught sleeping.Magic had the momentum of puking the Hornets.
Goga is ASS
>>154332118if ur actually a winning sports bettor u can signal them that ur a degen by throwing some money away on slots or tables to keep you around for longer
Orlando tragic!Orlando tragic!Orlando tragic!wooahh ohh ohh ohhhhhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Vqd-sVisr4
>>154332168>pacers in 2019Lol how the fuck did this happen
>>154332118If this is true why the fuck do people bet then? thats some cuck shit
>>154332142I was room mates with this guy.in Edmonton. Good looking, smart rich. He was manager of a bar. 24 women came forward saying he drugged them. The weird part was they were all in his home anyways. I just dont understand, he had these women alone in his house looking to drink with him. Why drug them?
This nigga just killed Mickey Mouse
>>154332222checked
wheres my nigga BEN WALLACE
who this san andreas looking dude
Rip Hamilton without mask is just your olde YMVA uncs
>>154332118these days they rarely outright ban you but they will restrict how much you can bet if you're a consistent winner. It's pretty common for pros to have to jump platforms, use alts, vpns, intentionally lose for a while, etc.
>>154332181orlando goran dragic
>"he wants all the pressure">cade turns the ball over in the backgroundkek
>>154332262lol yea terrible timing
He's getting his lick back tonight
>>154332259They just lower your bet. InterestingGood thing there a thousand betting Sites
>>154332200He prolly did some freaky shit to them
That's a man's block. That's the kinda block that demoralizes you and robs you of your manhood.
>>154332317how does daginult wrangle a bunch of zestybucks?
what the fuck happened to Orlando in the third quarter holy shit
Franz is so fucking ass. Guy has an open 3 then drives in to miss a contested middy
We turning off the Pisstons game.We watching Brooks take Shai's ACL.
idk i think the series might be over
>2 blowout winsCan we just skip to tomorrow already?
>>154332378Jeeeez, beef stew is a real ass thug ass nigga
>>154332377Shai isn't dirty he doesn't deserve that. Dort however nobody would care lol
>>154332342>>154332378Banchero fought back and successfully dunked on Stew after that.
post wnba players bending over and stuff.
>>154332153
Are there many gay players in the nba?
>>154332448
niggas pray to god in OKC
It's a gentleman's sweep for 'roit
>>154332538idk the orlando crowd was pretty loud vs charlottetheir home court might be underrated
>Bickerstaff trying to get his starters injured in garbage timefucking retard
like every game has gone way over time so far this postseason
Fucking hell Doris Burke on the Thunder game
>Doris againfor fucks sake
Magic getting rekt all is right with the world
Them 2004 Pistons boomers in the crowd be like "85 points? We did that shit every single game."
>>154332574Detroit plays better on the road unironically.
>>154332648bit ironic
>most of the round 1 series are tied right nowbased. the low seed teams are fighting for their survival love to see it
>>154332616>>154332627Guess I'm watching hockey, although something tells me they'll have a woman on the Stars/Wild game too. Just can't escape it.
Fucking Doris Burke.Why does god hate me?
Suggs bros..we fumbled HVL and the first round
>>154332686mute + music
OKC losing
Shai injuredit's fucking over
>>154332665They spent 4 years playing in an empty home arena the home crowd kinda shook them.
>cade makes out of the 2nd round with tobias harris
>>154332686I really don't mind woman commentators as long as they are goodBut Burke is terrible the last 3 years or so, too much dick-glazing to star players
i fucking hate the holo thing they do at the bottom
>>154332755she seems to always do okc games.fucking infuriating.
They can't guard Brooks
>>154332702As a general rule, if I have to mute it, I don't watch. If more people adopted this theory their ratings would tank & they'd get the message.
Why can Dort shoot threes now
Shai broke his hand. It's over.
>>154332791if i cant steal it im not watching it so fuck em
Why can't AI do real time commentary, why do they have to pay they no talent bitches to do it?
SGA gettin carried again
>>154332751I CAINT!!!
why do yall hate doris burke so much
>>154332837>boring dork
>>154332802i got blackout drunk and broke my hand the same way
>>154332837Because women won't give them sexSex havers like Doris Burke
>sixers trade their zestiest player>to the best team in the entire leaguewhat did they get in return? seems like that nigga got lucky as fuck
Trust the okc whistles all the way to championship
Rough game from Oso to start. My Suns need Mark back
>>154332837They hate women
Dillon can't win with these cats.
>>154332861Presto has rizz like that, who else could get Caruso for Giddey straight up
>>154332860trvke
Every time i see diagonal snot squinting i want to gauge my eyes out
>Booker trying to make fancy interior passes against the fucking ThunderThis guy has like 4 brain cells
>>154332924>wembAAACK>shaiAACKit's bron time
>>154332733kek
>>154332837She's terrible, even by national broadcast standards. Teams should have their own announcers for playoffs.
Ayo lock brooks up, hes a rabid animal
what team DESERVES to win most? like what team has been so bad for so long and so unlucky that they should be given wins? New Orleans?
>>154332924>SGA finally injured himself floppingMoral victory for the Snus
>>154332964>She's terrible, even by national broadcast standards.can you elaborate
floppin ass chet
>>154332837I miss the goat commentating crew
>>154332837She sucks at her job. Will drone on about her own bad opinions and does the classic bad commentator thing of just glazing the best player instead of providing any analysis
how do i get a job with the nba and or broadcasters? everyone says just apply on the website but i do and dont hear back
>>154332985As much as I despise the thunder that wasn't a flop, he just landed bad.
>>154332989she talks too muchshe gets hung up on a single facet by a single player and will not shut the fuck up about it.She's a bandwagon fan while she should be equally discussing the teams,And she's fat.
>edm metallicaoklahoma should be nuked
>>154332837>THIS is WHO he IS>THIS is WHAT he DOES>THIS YOUNG MAN plays BOTH ends of the floor>And that's why they call him a free throw merchant!
>>154333015i was surprised when i went to a game for the first time this year and they dont play the announcers audio in the stadium why is that? i was so confused. they just play sound effects and sometimes music
>>154332989For one, her voice and the way she talks is awful. The shit she says is either pointless or downright retarded. She has no personality. Also >>154333045 everything this anon said
>>154333045>she talks too muchnigga its her job what
doris burke fucked me and now she's the best commentator haters will be irrationally upset
>>154333045>And she's fat.ah got it youre an incel who fears women
>>154333062Because it would echo and sound awful and would be very distracting for the players.
>>154332974Sacramento. They've been terrible since forever and keep doing stupid shit bu they never just threw in the towel and took a dive like all these other faggot franchises. They're like a retard that enrolls in normal classes and tries hard enough to maintain a D+ average instead of just flunking out through low effort like anyone else in their situation would. Most honest bad team in the league
amazon is much better video quality. No wonder espn is dying
Why are they sucking off Dillon Brooks so much?
>>154333104>and would be very distracting for the players.i didnt think of that yea still it was jarring since i always watch on tv never went in person before that time.
>>154333112how long have they been bad
>>154333127fuckin love this nut
hey guys it's doris burke, if you input the konami code into your espn stream then you can unlock seeing my tits
OKC might have the worst branding in sports history
>>154333121ESPN is dying because of their horrific DEI policies and insistence on shilling for talking heads no one likes and women's sports. It has nothing to do with video quality
>>154333104i would pay money to be able to hear everything the players say during the games. theyd never do it and i understand why but i wish we could hear it
>>154333062of course there's the in-game announcer who says who the foul is on and who scored. for decades people boomers brought portable radios to football/baseball/basketball/hockey games to hear the local live radio commentary as they watched the game live. more common maybe for baseball, but I've seen it at all of them. obviously today a person at the game could stream the broadcast on their phone and listen.I think you're supposed to create the commentary yourself with your friend next to you at the game or something NUTS like that
>>154333179what if i dont have friends huh? did you ever think about that?
>Google me bum
Thank god the suns arent getting blown out, when the Magic lost the way they did I started remembering that these playoffs are boring as fuark
>>154332837she spends the whole game fantasizing about the players
Suns finner win
Apateupateu
>>154333201>what if i dont have friendsfuk, bro, are you trying to tell me we aren't friends?
>>154333201yes, I think about that often ;_;but to be honest, there are always dudes at games by themselves. sometimes people sorta talk about the game out in the open because we're a lonely people
Downloaded hinge and set the filter so that it only shows latina and Asian women in my city on my feed
My Pistons <3
Still think the league is dying?
>>154333239for me it's Black Queens 35+ / 200 lbs +
You guys ever think to yourself "What the hell is wrong with me? why does everybody slot in perfectly, go to school, get a job, doomscroll and generically post on Twitter, and seem completely fine, but I cant stand any of these things and my life is already over?"
>>1543332552011 was a good year for the 'yoffs
>>154333145Pretty much since the Webber / Bibby / Stojakovitch team broke up so for about 20+ years although they actually did make the playoffs the year they made the Sabonis trade.People shit on that trade and in retrospect it wasn't a good deal but I understood it because Vivek just didn't want to be a laughingstock for one fucking year. If anything, the mistake wasn't so much making a win-now trade but thinking Fox was the keeper instead of Halliburton. But that's the Kings in a nutshell. Even the one arguably smart move they made in recent memory was still a mistake
>>154333263no, stop being a titbag.
>>154333263no, because you doomscroll twitter whereas I do not
>>154333300you missed the entire point of his post, that he feels abnormal for not being able to derive happiness from generic things like scrolling social media which every normie does
>>15433326310-12 drinks a day helps me prevent these thoughts
>>154333263smoke some weed and stop worrying so much
why is maluach chuckin 3s
>>154333263Im on vyvanse, you gotta find a drug, most of these people taking something because life is miserable.
>>154333352>smoke some weed>third eye pierces the aurbis >everything is nightmare Lol
>>154333263Nah, just you
less existential dread, more wnba players bent over.
>foul>foul>foul>foul>foul
>>154333263who gives AF lol
>>154333263i come here to run away from those thoughts please delete your post its triggering me
i'm tired of how good OKC is
>>154333405>BAWW
>>154333387I got you
>doris sucking shai
>>154333263I'm mildy autistic but still went to uni and got a decent job. It's just instead of a normal person doing it at 22 it takes me to like 27 to figure things out
>>154333263I've turned the corner and realized that just because the majority of people do something does not make it reasonable or justifiable, it just means that the majority of people are somewhere between irrational and full blown insane. Which is not a comforting thought because it still means you're drowning in a sea of lunatics whose lives are one perpetual moment of conformity and banality. Being the sanest man in an asylum is not a comfortable position. I recommend alcohol.
Dillon Brooks got that dawg in him
ah I forgot they're canada teammates this fake beef
D Brooks on adderall rn
>>154333462why does he have the wikipedia logo as a tattoo
lmao Shai and Dillon shittalking each other
clip farmer
>>154333480Cuz he a student of the game
>>154333492why dont you go post this in your containment thread
why tf doris still doing commentary
Canadian hustle so tough
>>154333482
>>154333503Because I love those old milky white titties nigga.
>>154333515FTA gay ass zesty faggot
>>154333502Waifufags have to shit up every single general on every single board on this site.
>>154333515my zest king
which nba player gets the most gash
>>154333436>It's just instead of a normal person doing it at 22 it takes me to like 27 to figure things outI'm not autistic, but thats sort of where I'm at, dont want to get into too many details, but got diagnosed with ADHD my first year of uni because I just completely fell apart. And failed school for the first time in my life. Theres some context missing but I don't want to get too personal. For reasons I wont mention, my adhd was particularly bad my first year and I legit couldnt do anything, even things I wanted to do. Uni doctor tried to get me on meds, but its a long process to be cleared for meds, and because I have adhd that process was even longer because I simply couldn't get myself to do certain stuff. Fast forward, got the meds, but was prescribed Anxiety meds too for some reason, and it made me feel like I was in and out of consciousness. So ever since that, I've been afraid to actually take adhd meds because I dont trust drugs to actually fix me. All of this was too late anyway, by the time I got ADHD meds I was 23, and failed every single year of school, have tons of debt, no school progress, and ill be 24 in a couple of months. Theres nothing to look forward to or hope for. It was already over before, I already had no real plan for what I was going to do when I was 18 in my first year of uni, but now there isn't even any hope of ever figuring that out. (Theres a lot of stuff I left out but it'd just get too annoying and self absorbed to mention it all)
>>154333544all of them???
How do you score 83 points in today's NBA lmao
>>154333558get in the pod
Mickey mouse ahh offensive foul
Devin Booker isn't even the second option on a championship team
I don't get how you're supposed to beat OKC when if you breathe on any of them it's a foul call every single time. Generational refball.
>>154333255>"Listen goy, we told you it's the highest and numbers are way up so you better believe it. Don't question how we made up that number because that's antisemitic"
fuck okc and fuck their refs
>>154333579and 23 of them came from FTs
>>154333579you just hit 28 three pointers, easy
>>154333558>Got ADHDYou don't say
LMAO refball
>>154333593league either wants them to be the new san antonio, or they are building them up just for wemby or boston to beat them
>>154333590Go back to TikTok faggot
that's such bullshit. you have to let a shooter shoot. the fuck. college rules now have it written that the offensive player is entitled to their "cylinder" and if the defender puts his face in in your chest and catches a bow, so be it
OKC is the most ref manufactured championship team in sports history
Are reffies are even trying at this point. Unnatural movement?
This shit is literally unwatchable.
Yeah, I’m thinking my reffies are running these niggas out the gym
>>154333593Fuck rigging the sport to flyovers when can my Knicks get some riggage ffs?
another 1
>>154333467Das rite. We are infesting the leauge. All these playoff teams got a token Canadian now
Booker looks like he actually wants to shoot himself
>>154333558The ADHD drugs saved my life desu, it wasnt hard for me to get though, i just went to a dr, filled out a check list and got them that same day
>>154333602kek. I gnore his walls of text. guy obviously needs someone to talk to irl and to get his addictions under control. his screen/posting/scrolling addiction is terrible and affecting his whole life negatively.
>>154333641kek true nigga is a loser
And that's a lose ball foul on Shooker, problem snus.
>>154333638Sometimes they want you to take heart tests and stuff i had to take multiple for some reason they said my heart was fine I just get tired easily likely cuz ever since covid I don't go out much
there should be refs for the refs. like if a ref makes a bad call they get a call themselves and ref calls can get review reviewed
I just don't understand why OKC is reffed differently.
These niggas make millions and don't even hustle. Pay my bum ass 300 million dollars and I am giving that Dellavedova in the 2015 finals level effort.
>>154333668i bet /x/ could find out yall niggas are just too sawft
boxscore watchers will say "but there's no free throw disparity." fuck that, i'm out
>>154333663exactly, they need some way to be held accountable in game, its pointless that they notice that they made mistakes after a game is over and post about it...just for nothing to change the next game.the replay review is supposed to be that, but it doesnt even work half the time, the refs can legit just ignore it if they feel like it.
>>154333668SGA is popping his booty hole for all those rich jewish men
>>154333676>they notice that they made mistakes after a game is over and post about it.they do ? also i was joking kek
OKC ain't shit
>>154333672effort is for whites and undrafteds
>>154333663>>154333676isn't public backlash enough? that and coach challenge
>>154333663they do that.that's how they decide who does the playoffs.
I mean props for the Suns keeping this shit close but yeah this is an impossible task for these niggas. Every call is in favor of OKC. I literally don't see how you can overcome them AND the refs, unless they just blatantly shoot like 10%.
>>154333686You need to get past Edgecum & Maxey (and Emsneed)
Shai has shot 2 FTs and y'all are still here crying about refs. Notice how none of you bots are saying a word about Booker trying to foul bait on every shot he takes.
time for the suns to unleash gayson allen on these fagbois
What happened to Shooker? He usually lights it up in the 'yoffs
how much would Coop drop in the yoffs
>>154333721Reffies got his ass locked up.
>>154333685NTA but they have an account call L2M or some shit which tweets out missed calls and shit. Who cares if they missed a Flagrant or foul or turnover? Honestly what is even the point of that fucking account other than to piss people off? It's not like they're going to let them replay the game or replay the last couple of mins from that call they got wrong. It's honestly a slap in the face....hey look we got this wrong but oh well nothing we can do about it now lol sorry I guess? lol not really tho
>>154333668The most egregious thing is that okc is good enough to win a ring even without the reffing. So they're not even doing this to push them over the edge, they're literally just making it so the other team can't even try.
>>154333727>L2Mthey only release reports for games that were within 3 points in the last 2 minutes of 4th quarter or overtime. so if they fuck you over when you're down by 4 they don't even have to acknowledge their mistake. it's known as a "perverse incentive"
>>154333750>>154333668just wait for the rug pull against boston or wemby
Blazers vs OKC is the ultimate refoffs
>>154333769The blueprint against Wembust has been found, I fear. You just gotta pull the chair against him.
Did Kenny shit his pants?
>>154333794shaq high as fuck right now
>>154333769They haven't put it out yet but wemby is actually in a coma with a severe brain bleed right now. He might never wake up
fuarrrrk I need another snack run for the 2nd half
>>154333769I noticed that in the regular season with wemby. Okc were absolutely confused about the fouls being called on them lol
>>154333668They were Chosen
>Magic tied Bam for points in a game
it's 5 am and I have to wake up in 2:30 hours to go to work. something is wrong with me and there is no fixing in sight
>>154333830
>>154333848jews in oklahoma?
>>154333784Oy vey
games bored me to death now i'm looking up peanut butter cookie recipes
>>154333876more likely than you think
>>154333895for me it's peanut butter fudge
>COUNT THE BASKET
>>154333841At least you have a job.
>>154333938>lebron, smart, kennard hoops Why is it 50 times more sovlful than lukek
Oklahoma City Refs are definitely going up 2-0 tonight.
>>154331906>azzi fuddshe has a poop kinkhttps://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1776914299276529.webm
>>154333809The NBA has been manufacturing superstars since Kobe came in the league. He was the prototype, then they ramped it up with LeBron. Now it's just standard operating procedure.
>>154333979Bron+scrubs=sovl
jeez
>>154334040i'm new to hoopswhy did paolo just stand there
>aren't allowed to defend okc, they are allowed to defend you>rack up fouls>end up cutting your team up cause all your players are worried about fouling out
Just took a massive paolo and it smelled like absolute franz. Almost clogged my bane. Good night nbGay see you tomorrow for the nuggies game
How TF does booger only have 8 fga in the third
>>154334063He was defending with his aura
damn this whiteboi can hoop
>>154334086kek
garljeet...
>chetty is going to win another ring>wembust got another boo boo and is sitting on the sidelineslevels
>>154334120Duse is never healthy
>Shai bowls over defender>no foul call>Booker goes straight up and shoot a bank shot over defender>offensive foul callYeah these refs are mouthbreathing niggers.
>>154334086Nuggets aren't even fun to watch since Jokic started flopping everywhere and losing KCP made their defense fall apart. The reffies broke vorp down and made him unethical. He doesn't even run the pnr the same way he used to.
I want to fuck Caitlin Clark in the ass....from the logo.
my magicfeces
>paige and CC commercialsthe world is healing
>Jdub hamstring injuryFor fucks sake
>>154334086>Almost clogged my bane.
Caruso gets to call techs on players now
>>154333420god I want that ass on my face
Why am I still watching this shit game?
Booker is Demar Derozen minus the mental disabilities.
Suns just let these fools do whatever they want on offense. You have to swarm them, break up their rhythm, play fast, play tough, don't be afraid to slam on a mid tier bum like Jaylen Williams
someone get betslop off the ledge
>>154334258not so fast
Why is Doris Burke talking during the playoffs Get this stupid bitch outta here
>>154334120bro gonna get that kawhi money and load manage
Spuds and nuggets bout to wire snus money for the jdub injury
>>154334120
>>154334294her job is to talk
Why wont /nba/ 'ppreciate greatness while its here?
Warriors would have put up a better fight
The playoffs today have been kinda ass to be fair
will these fuckers ever call a travel? holy shit
>>154334428they shouldve moved on from Green years ago
>>154333808based fatty
Dillon can't win with these cats
Brooks hits a huget 3 to cut the lead to 23!!!
>>154333841Life sucks for all of us brother I get it...I get it...
Brooks will win this.
okc is repeatingthey might go fo fo fo fo
Retarded suns
get Brooks some help
>>154334447I did it. Just came back. Made it in time for the 4th
