First for Tyler Myers
babyrage hughes
broadcast dances around calling hughes a diver earlierwastes no breathes to call out rantanen kek
starsies :)
When will the flames finally make playoffs again. It’s not the same without the C of red :(
>It's uphttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PaVRNmb_kMY
I demand 3OT gary
sick shit, someone needs to put this rabid animal DOWN
eriksson kek got bullied
My penguins ):
>>154335713dive, get dived on
>>154335685
penalty has been unalived
colorado is steamrolling whoever survives this slugfest
Gary make someone score I want to sleep
IDK man they're struggling with the kings.
lmao listen to these fags sob for calls
gary activated the exploding sticks
hear me out : infinity overtime topkek
>>154335731haha
crowd sounds a little tuckered out gary needs to end this soon.
Oh man I can’t wait for them to scrape the ice. The comfiest part of OT.
Imagine being a wagie who has to choose between getting enough sleep to wagecuck for Mr. Shekelberg tomorrow or watching the end of playoff OT. Couldn't be me.
Quinn Hughes said the real reason he left Canada was because he wanted to play in the USA damn him quit Hughes
What a retard
what a fucking retard. it's ogre. dallas will get one here bros
>>154335743Rutherford said Matthew Tkachuk and Hughes was only the beginning of American players demanding trades out of Canada.
>>154335739comfy means boring
>>154335742meh, I'm a wagie and could do this another 3 hours easy
it is always stupid penalties like that that lose the game
Whats taking so fucking long drop the puck
>>154335728It's 2-0
>>154335754I thought he was a weird old retard in the tradition of the six flags guy
>yurovno you're off, for 2 minutes for delay of game
>>154335755Playoff Overtime is so exciting that a little time to sit back and be bored is nice.
>flip the script>get raped by a shit team Sad
>>154335758Either that or icings
>calicucks shilling for minnesomalians kek
>>154335754wtf Gary needs to do something about this
stankoven scores there...
>m4ld
>>154335728It doesn't matter how good you are the kings are taking you to OT (and losing)
dylan won
Shit teams, shit fans, shit states.
SCAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
wild fans 1
THATS KRAKENS HOCKEY BABBY
>PEDOSOT4K W 4 BW4B
AND THE CROWD GOES MILD
Offside???
Finally
DALLAS>STARSDALLAS>STARSDALLAS>STARS
O T G W G
oh, look, another asstards garyplay goal. FUCK YOU GARY
>MILD
HAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MINNESOMALIANS
>>154335772>Either that or icingsyupsee ?
!! STARS WIN !!
>Penguins lost>Oilers lost>Wild lostWhat a great night of hockey :)
i went to go get a snack thats why the game ended
Norm Green was right. Hockey doesnt belong in Minnesota
STAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARS WINSOMALIANS LOSECALICANOS LOSE
>>154335806perfect night
dilly one game closer to getting a milly
The State of Hockey they said
nothin personel
>MinniSomalia Wild
soft faggots btfo
>>154335766>>yurov>no you're off, for 2 minutes for delay of gameYUROVYOURE OFF THE TEAM, USELESS RETARD
Whose the bigger KWAB?>Ukko-Pekka Luukkonen letting in a goal from the redline>Jurov flipping the puck over the glass in 2OT
>>154335809>Norm Green was right. Sport doesnt belong in Minnesotaftfy
hyvää yötä bros
>>154335816>>154335814He has a Stanley cup ring from his time with the flames norm green has more cups than Minnesota
>>154335816can't believe this dude got cucked into relocating his whole life over some bitch who was cheating on him lmao
>Pedosota fans paid to watch 4 hours of false hope then have to watch their team lose at 1am then have to walk through a crowded smelly building while half asleep to your car and have a silent drive back home then pass out at like 2am when they get home and fuck up their sleep schedule all to watch their favorite team lose KWAB
Well at least the state of minnesota has ... uhh....
>>154335768my man...
>>154335820The pongs going offside 4 times in a powerplay
>>154335830KWAB
>>154335820how's this even a question lol
>>154335830and then go to work to import infinity somalis
>>154335797>get the first two power plays in overtime>complain when the other team finally gets one and actually capitalizes
>>154335832I think the frost lead the women's league in championships, workplace disputes and chuds
>>154335820McDavid doing absolutely nothing in 2 games is up there too
Hahahaha wild are a gay team glad I stay up to watch those homo prance around and lose
>>154335830>this is on top of watching their QB win a ring immediately with a new team just a few months agokek
I went to have dinner, how the fuck did wild lose this? they were better in OT1
>>154335793thanks for the clipping finn bro
>>154335832GEORGE DROID
>>154335852my pleasure. anything for the bros.
THE STARS AT NIGHT ARE BIG AND BRIGHT
The wild freaks left
>>154335867do people in your town sleep at the arena
are they called the wild because it's wild how they choke
That was so hard fought and we need lizard man back so bad. Honestly reading everyone regurgitating the same “dog water PP” shit in the game day threads was tiring. Dallas had great PK. Both teams played really well and it ended with a deflection goal. It was either us or them and tonight it was them. Lots of soft calls on both sides but get the doomer shit out of here if you hate watching this then don’t watch the game
>>154335871it's called the saddlehome for a reason
>>154335876thanks reddit
>>154335871You retired the number 1 bwahahahha
We had, by my count 8 chances to close this game. It should have been done in regulation, this is our inability to close.A lot of missed calls but those don’t matter, their dirty ass play doesn’t matter, our inability to put the game away matters. Fuck that’s a hard pill to swallow boys, but it’s true. Doesn’t matter if we dominate overtime just to throw the puck into the upper deck, and ask Wally to eat more pucks.Own it. Let it burn, take 2 days off and learn something, or don’t and pack your golf clubs on the plane to Dallas.
>Johnston: I love to watchWhat did he mean by this?
nobody says the letter b when they laugh you fucking stupid bitch
KWAB
>>154335851Limp PP + too dumb to take their own advice and keep the stars 5v5
Can't believe we lost after all that... patheticSO FUCKING TIRED OF MINNESOTA SPORTS CHOKING..... WE HAVE QUINN HUGHES.... WHAT THE FUCK GUYS. WE HAVE ALREADY LEARNED THESE LESSONS BY NOW.EMBARRASSED.
>>154335897Looks like a chudjak
The Minnesota Wild are truly a poverty franchise
Dallas stars Dallas stars yessss
For those saying the series is over, just be done. You have no clue and the team doesn’t need you halfass support. No team is done in the playoffs until they are eliminated, especially in 7 games. Stanley Cup champs are built on their desire and mettle. Game 4 is now crucial and the team needs rest and familiarity.
>tonight was MY Duckies' first playoff win since Nashville in game 4 of the 2017 WCF (3261 days ago)It feels so good to finally care more about playoff games than picks and prospects, bros
>>154335916human chatgpt
>>154335942
It's time for us to sleep bros
even didney had to admit it was embellishment
>>154336002future of canaderp
>>154336002is he autistic?
>>154335928please eliminate the soilers
Man, if only my Wilds knew how to tank like the rest of the central and win the (((draft lottery))) and turn into a failing market so gary gets his reffies to blow them every game. Man. if only.
>>154335977hope you choke and die in your sleep and some mexican rapes you wife. Go NHL team, Anaheim Ducks, btw!
>>154335841tf, tp.
>>154336002McDavid's parents look like that?!?
>>154336047Yes. He was adopted.
gj duckiesplease do it 3 more times
>>154335977How can you sleep with that nightmare abomination image above your PC?
>Barely two dozen reactions at the moment of a triple OT winnerdead general
Pick four teams that will NOT make the cup>mild>crapalanche>soilers>gaybers
>>154336084ur mum x4 lel
>>154336029Lmao how long until you lose a second NHL franchise to Texas?
>>154336081no one cares about the stars or wilds
>>154336088jokes on you, i have two dads
>>154336081>>Barely two dozen reactions at the moment of a triple OT winnerfucking boring game
>>154336084>>gayberswat ?me no speaka engrish
>>154336104sabres
>>154336104i think he talking about the wilds. their logo has a bear in it
>>154336074>throw a duck on the ice when the game is tied>immediately give up a late goal and lost the gamewew
>>154336108>sabresah ok thanksi never seen buffalo in playoffs, sorry for my nojew york speak>>154336110>i think he talking about the wildsi thought that was mild....
lmao Mcdavid with the assist on the game winner
>>154336139due to the Butterly Effect, that dead bird literally did change the outcome of the game, even if the Oilers were still going to lose they would have done so in a different manner, but they may also have won
Skinner would have only let in 4
>>154336104すみません
slopdown was cancelled
What are the chances of Crosby going to Montreal after Pens getting raped in the next game?
Just woke up and saw the stars won lmao now I’m going back to sleep
>>154336282didney won't leave the pens ever, he's too loyal
>>154336304kek gn bro
>>154335820>Ukko-Vesa-Pekka Toskaluukkonen
meh, i'd rather see several players from >my team actually play in olympic games and win and EARN a gold medal than see them play gary's fun-house of sunbelt-preferred refpuck and garyplays for 2 months. Fuck you canada. Enjoy clapping for some faggy canadian PLAYERS on AMERICAN teams for the next 7 weeks.
mildcuck isn't very happy the mild are getting knocked out in round 1 it seems
silver knights won
>shakes hand>thank you>:|>shakes hand>thank you>:|>shakes hand>thank you>:|>shakes hand>thank you>:|>shakes hand>thank you>:|>shakes hand>thank you>:|>shakes hand>thank you>:|>shakes hand>thank you>:|>shakes hand>thank you>:|>shakes hand>thank you>:|
looks like the mildcuck is about to have his nightly melty! :D
I'm happy for duckies :)
>>154336663I'm happy for them too anon :]https://youtu.be/xLvNbsnuhdM?si=W9wqGtEe69sbWxAF
>>154336663we all are :)
>retards here really though shitmonton with McFrauden the german Chimp were going to win the series Kwabs
>>154335989Cute interaction :)
couldn't watch edm-ana and dal-min games, what are the biggest takes? anything noteworthy?
>>154337177mcdavid still scoreless, even gave away that led to a goal
>>154337095it's the little things that can sometimes be the most enjoyable
Connor McDavid through 2 games: 0 points, 4 giveaways, -2 in 49 minutes
lol yinzer trash
>>154337245>ice level pov when they get swept next game
>>154337177Well Id say the biggest takeaway is that they're shit teams for retards
BASED GRITTY
>>154337318if that's the biggest takeaway, what's the biggest giveaway?
>>154337350I wish that was Sidney Crosby instead of a stuffed penguin
>>154336526Cheating, diving cunt.
>>154337363>>154337375seething and boiling and dilating
>>>/wsg/>>6132815https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1776942214710628.mp4
>>154337401cocaines a hell of a drug
>>154337387Diving and losing and golfing.
oil status?
mammies ceo hosting a jersey trade-in this friday
>>154337419
gary is so mad
Going to be hard for my pengsies to sweep in 5 and save my bracket but I won't stop believing
>>154337521
>>154334220>off by one
I'm convinced woody sold all of McDavid's secrets out of spite.
why is no one mentioning mcdavid not having a single day off this season? he didn’t miss a regular season game, had to carry a bunch of cup champ bums in the olympics, then went straight to a drai-less roster bordering on not making the playoffs. let the man rest.
>>154337699personally I'm hoping the oilers get bounced round 1 so mcdavid can play in the world championships
>>154337715that might actually be why he isn't getting any points right now, he'd rather the oilers lose and that way he can play with celebrini and bedard at the wc, both on and off the ice
>>154337699He got his beanie baby. Rejuvenation.
>>154335685whats with all the peformative metaphorical violence. like OP and buffalo with the bruins manican
> It makes complete sense for the Leafs to move on Robertson and either try to land a third-line center in return, or a top-four defenceman, who can help run the power play.Kek, laffs are delusional.
HOW DARE YOU LOOK AT OUR PRINCESS CINDY LIKE THAT???????THAT'S A PENALTY
>>154337822they deserve itpooins and shitsburg are the worst garbage of nhl
flyersdance!!
are my sabres cooked?
>>154337822>manican
>>154338039They aren't cooked. It's early days anon.
>>154338039no team steamrolls forever my son
>>154338039dont let it goto gm7 and you're fine
ploff /hoc/ worst /hoc/
>>154338131sorry for using your mumbai genny as my personal toilet
>>154338145its a Roman Reigns genny howsoever
reminder that the good guy finals would be stars/canes and we should be so lucky if it comes to fruition
>>154338160
>>154338160that'll put butts in seats
>mild
>>154338039Hasek's a free agent
>>154338039MAY DAY MAY DAY MAY DAY
>>154338160I rather watch the kangz than the fucking canes
>>154338160No love for Ducks/Flyers orangeb owl?
got the bad news this morning that the habs don't play tonight :(
>>154338212sad :(
>>154338202the jerseys clash terribly together when they play, since the ducks shamelessly ripped off the flyers uniformsducks fans don't even like it, everyone wants them to wear the old mighty ducks colors, the owner has some weird fascination with orange for orange countybut it would be the best finals just to see how much shit Cutter gets in Philly- it will be Crosby-esqueZegras likes playing against the Ducks too
It’s obvious the NHL doesn’t want the Wild to win. They rewarded the Stars with PPs and looked the other way on major penalties committed by the Stars. Dirty ass skunks is all the Stars are. Benn is a pos thug. 97 gets speared after the whistle, no call. Ek gets cross checked in front of the net, no call. Boldy gets cross checked in the head, no call. Every Ticky tack call went against the Wild. Even the Foligno blocked shot then his head buried in the ice should have been a call. If the Wild lose the series, it will be the refs that did them in. They have the more skilled players that is getting negated by dirty play. Stars can’t win 5 on 5 so the refs are giving them unlimited power plays. I’m done as a fan if they lose this series. I’m not gonna waste my time when it’s not fair. Refs absolutely sucked tonight.
>>154338223I agree with them being ripoffs but ANA@SJS was the most kino jersey matchup of the regular season
stinky slovaks OUT
stinky finns OUT
>>154338252first time watching a snowbelt v sunbelt match up in the gary era?
>>154338261where's the pepe? I always look forward to your pepes
>>154338261>sunbelt expansion teams>kinoI'll take the wongs v rags matchup thanks
>>154338262No racism allowed on /hoc/. Someone has to keep us updated on the latest facebook memes.>>154338272Agreed.
He shall be a King sooninshallah
>>154338252Wild one 1/7 on their PP btw
>>154338318with no ring
The state of hockey is gearing up for another first round exit
BLAM #DIEmildDIE
One step closer to canada elimination day. Tick tock.
>>154338346we need a tier list of canadian teams from most to least acceptableI quite tolerate the sens, myself
>>154338345Benn is a thug.
>>154338350Hasbs are OK.Soilers are shit.
>>154338355Yeah but the Mild deserves it so it’s okay this time.
the last three-five posts demonstrate why ploff /hoc/ sucks
>>1543383686... 7 nigga
>>154338362>>154338350any other non-leafs wanna weigh in?
>>154338390Laffs are the tier below shit.
>>154338390keep lurking bucko
>>154338399>having food fights during intermission being back deboer they've lost control
>>154338390mcjeebus fucked yo crush or some shit bro?
>>154338399Chicken fried rice and egg rolls
>>154338323>with no ringjust like gretzky
soon . .
listening to hockey on the radio sucks
Had the rudest door dasher kid yesterday
pretty graphic, bros. I cant believe ESPN kept the feed running and kept showing the replay. Probably the worst hockey accident i've ever seen in my life. Gary cannot allow this.
STOP FUCKING BLOGGING OMGGGGG TALK ABOUT HOCKEY
>>154338475>tfw you're washed and your fraudulent team is about to get swept by another fraudulent team
>>154338475truehave you also seen that crosscheck and tripping on him?i can't believe those philladelphia animals are allowed on ice still and aren't all in prison
>>154338450based irony poster
stinky poles OUT
as a top six forward I don't think I could put my ego aside and win a cup on a fourth line
>>154338514its ok brady, you'll never win in ottawa either way
Our Sennies mentioned :))
Our sennies finna make they exits soon :)))
>>154338501or what? what are you going to do about it?shit your pants and die?you should play for pengshits then
is Strüdel going to play for Germany in the Worlds this year?
was thinking about celebrini as usual, but then it made me wonder how many teams in the NHL right now currently have their best player in franchise history?
Wild are cursed because they have a gay ass name with a gay ass logo and gay ass colors
>>154338556honestly they should do a complete rebrand, especially while they have Hughes to sell jerseys
>>154338554He’s doing keg stands at Boston frat parties while underage.#notmyfuturecaptain#garyinvestigatehim
>only shit games tonightgood thing i'm busy
>>154338579I can't wait for him to have a career ending injury.
really wish I had a thicc latina baddie Flames GF, bros
>>154338579are people actual upset about this?
Flames would bootyblast these teams
>>154338588Cope my Sensies are starting their run tonight
>>154338618:3
McDavid should follow in the footsteps of the great one and join my blues
EP40 is still my GOAT
>>154338675yknow that wouldn't be a bad move for himblues are bottoming out rn and have a decent core for a run in a few years
I wish I could retire bros
lmao, i'm watching 'nhl tonight' to see the highlights and those retards are saying cindy wasn't embelishing on that high stickhahahahathis whole league is so disgusting and pathetic
>>154338691>hahahaha
>>154338691hahahacoaches excuse is "we didn't have a single enbelishment call all season"yeah you retard, but you're taking a wrong conclusion from that
>>154338725>"we didn't have a single enbelishment call all season"
>i think crosby is well respected guy>he never embelishes eitherAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHOLY SHITTHIS IS SCRIPTED COMEDYAHAHAHAHA
>>154338252
>>154338730it was a darnell nurse type of night last night
>he hit him, directly in the faceretard, he touched his visor without looking and cindy dropped to the ground like a granade just exploded>pat maroonmore like Tard Baboon
funny to see crosbad collapse against the chuds in the olympics, and now to a bunch of zoomers in the first round. what a farewell tour he's having.
Ironic coming from them
crosby should go to colorado so he can fuck up bitchkinnon's faggy team
>>154338762>farewell tour when your not retiringRetard, hopefully for malkin and Letang though
>>154338762>farewell tour
>>154338730Boushart
>>154338787charity team
>>154338787I thought Gary wanted to get rid of fighting
Really remarkable that Gulutzan managed to unlock Lundkvist.
>>154338668Literally who
>>154338863too bad he broke lindell in the process
sens sweep in 6
>>154338878Lindell has been fine. The only clear and consistent liability on D is Myers but if he’s willing to goon it up it makes sense.
>>154338863>Otter saved -1 goals above expected despite having save percentage over 90%
>>154338898not according to your fancy stats
>>154338565Minnesota FreightersArena could be called the FreighthouseBig freighter horn Annual Edmund Fitzgerald sweaters etcSo much more fun and cool than “Wild”
How many boneheaded penalties will brady tkacuck take in critical moments because he lacks a prefrontal cortex and is spiritually a NBA chimp?
>>154338923Also known as being american
>>154338929bodied that sick freak
>>154338482>STOP FUCKING BLOGGING OMGGGGG TALK ABOUT HOCKEYWatch Bouchard here
>checkoslofak Literally who fake nation
>>154338956We just beat you and Canucks in U18 championship
>>154338914BUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>>154338399Cream of sum yung goy
WYATT POWER
>>154338964that's not a flex after the humiliation ritual today against Norway
/hoc/ is more fun with my zoomer friends around
>bumper>point>bump>point>bumper>slot>shot at chest>bumper >point>bumper >point>slot>shot high and wide>puck cleared of zoneRinse and repeat playoff PPs
/hoc/ is gary's bitch
>>154338991Bet all these crusty boomers deadass need to go ong
>GayFresh constantly tells everyone the Penguins are a legit team and they might win the cup >On the verge of getting swept by Dan Vladar and Trevor ZegrasSo much for the penguins and Kyle Dubas. 16 overtime losses and a 41-41 record getting exposed for everyone to see. #abolishOTlosses#gayfreshisafag
>>154339021>jfreshTextbook definition of a charlatan
>>154339021
>mfw
Thank you Gary>>154335701When this graphic is no longer warranted
All my bros hate cindy didney
>>154338668Who this Yankee girl?
>>1543389291993
A Kyle Dubas team crashing and burning in the first round? What a twist!
Kissing Gary on the lips
Holding hands with Gary
>>154339032Average JFresh tweet"Yeah this guy is good but have they considered his jsp/60 isn't good enough and why the Oilers are retarded enough to give him league minimum?"
Anon and gary sitting in a tree…
>>154339080Potato "Tate" McRae is a born and bred Albertan, and when she's around Flamiacs she's really bred iykwim
Gary is jewish btw
>>154339107>jewishWhat’s that?
Gary is beautiful btw
>>154338949soilers are dogshit, a sick dog, with the plague, who ate some rotten roadkill then shit on the ice
>>154339080>In a now-deleted Instagram post, Tate McRae (Jack Hughes’ girlfriend) was seen wearing a Cale Makar Team Canada jersey.
What's the most /hoc/ Cup winner this year? Philly?
>>154339123Probably sick of Hughes' tiny pecker and craves canadian cock
>The wild are 6-17 in their last 23 home playoff games.
>>154335768this is the guy that posts the Minnesota pepe
sens fans are something elsehttps://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1776959720978900.mp4
>>154339125Vegas. We love Torts
>>154335768>>154339151@FBICheck this guy's hard drive
>>154339156The fuck is wrong with leafs? Jets did this last year too and look how it worked out for them.
>>154339156It's okay he was exiled and forced to apologize: https://x.com/i/status/2047314478451081559
Will super sens soldier frankie be in attendance tonight?
>>154335685Pengwins? More like Pengloses.
>>154339174Why is he in China?
When will teams figure out to take a nap for the first 60 mins of regulation, go 41-41 in overtime and end up with more points than the avalanche did this year
>>154339213Gary would only allow this if a sunbelt team did it
Eating chicken with rice and broccoli
Did you see me attacking Dach and his nonmonogamous partner? No, because i am a good fucking person
>get cucked by Goondas in the Olympics and get forced to watch your team lose the Gold to the US>be a complete no-show in the battle of Pennsylvania a few months later, your most notable moment being when you got penalized for embellishment after hitting the Peter Griffin pose when a stick grazed your faceI didn't expect Crosby of all people to enter the KWABOTY race but here we are.
>>154339220this cause he gotta keep up this 2020 super streak somehow
>>154339310He was watching McFraud disappear once again and said hold my buttplug
Crosby is struggling this playoffs series because he’s overcome with grief at not being able to repair his relationship with his biracial stepson
>>154338914this is actually a good idea
>>154339318Your team is shit and run by a retard.
>>154339318thank gary im a sharks fan so i will win a cup
>>154339370Thabk you Gary.
>>154339318>he still doesn't count Denver as sun belt
what's the good word? what's the word on the street?
>>154339440we are looking to date someone named Girtha because we like the girth this time of year.
>>154339324Mcdavid is the only reason the oilers even made their finals runs lmfao. Crosby has had way too many no shows in the playoffs lately.
a tiny gary with devil horns appears on the shoulder of gms of canadian teams and tells them to sign people like darnell nurse to huge contracts
>>154339428>Thabk
*Achoo!*
>>154339459They speak Hindi in Canada. Cut him some slack
>>154339449My tiny gary tells me to drink too many beers
>>154339488Punjabi asshole
>>154339370those are my ded wongs
>>154339310It’s only fitting that he ends his career this way
it's over for >finnish goaltending
>>154339642it’s Finnished*
>>154339642
>>154339642free my nigga toskalasorry *luukkonen
>>154339656
finnish kitties are pissing away their series lead
do you guys remember sean haha
nobody remembers sean brady
shit thread to be quite frank and truthful
>>154339706then be covert and deceitful
what about butt blasted oilers fando you think he still posts here haha
What's the equivalent of a gulag to Finns? Being sent to Russian Karelia? Stuck in customer service in Stockholm?
Chiraq and Vancouver looking at Caleb Malhotra like he's the best player because he's beating the OHL
>>154339732we're about to see a massive drop in higher draft picks from the chl now that all the talent will go to ncaa
>>154339687https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0wkZGMktFCw
Our floyers
>>154339310>when a stick grazed your faceit didn't thoit just touched his visor
>>154338252We can't excuse the savage violent behavior of players like Quinton Hughes as he attempted to kill a Dallas Stars player out of jealousy. If the Wild want a game win they'll have to do it without committing a hate crime womp womp better luck next game
Why are Minnesotans so fucking cringe this year?
>>154335768>mildcuck IRL>>154335723Doubt it, they are barely able to beat the fucking garytime kings kek
No changes. Oilers are getting close thoughContenders>Stars>Oilers>Lightning>Knights>AvalancheMeme teams>Wild>Flyers>Sabres>HurricanesSpeed bumps>Ducks>Sens>Kings>Habs>Bruins>Mammoth>Penguins
>>154335768>hair flap tranny
>>154339825Pretty rich to hear them of all teams crying about dirty hits and plays. They’re both playing dirty Dallas is just significantly better at it.
>>154339825We don’t think about you at all sweatie
>>154339873>Contenders>>Starsstopped reading there. they're getting dominated 5v5 by fucking minnesota lmao
>>154339890Someone out there will genuinely believe this
>>154339890Go back to your ICE rally as you're invaded by Somalia. Your Governor is everything wrong with men today
>>154339893MUH 5 ON 5You lack DISCIPLINE
>>154339914>he thinks the three other teams they'd play would take as many penaltieso im laffin
>>154339914only utah, tampa, and edmonton have a worse pk% rn lol
>>154339919https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VXbS1QWQPUo
>>154339905:]
>>154339893Nah thru 3 games Stars are doing fine 5v5
>>154339905imagine living in fear of lanklet uber drivers who sell weird trinkets at the mall
my hawkies :)
>>154339952>2. Poverty adjusted for regional differencesStopped reading there
>>154339960>3/4 on the pp>2/4 on the pp>1/1 on the ppso 6 of their 9 goals weren't 5v5mn pp goals were>1/3>0/2>2/6
>>154339980>thinking Somalians care about youtop fucking kek
>>154339893>dominated >Wild has 8 even strength goals>Dallas has 5 even strength goals >Dallas has 50% of shot share>Dallas leads the series 2-1Whatever you say.
>>154339992Wild need to git gud on the power play
>>154339992So mild goes 1/7 on their powerplay, can’t kill penalties effectively, are losing the series, and your takeaway is that they’re dominating?
>>154339873>contenders>soilers Kwab
>>154340004>>154340019>they're dominating 5v5>here are the stats that show it>BUT WHAT ABOUT SPECIAL TEAMS???holy
>>154340051Do you think if you whine hard enough about special teams it’ll change reality?
>>154339952>the map
>>154340067nobody is whining about special teams
>>154340080You are. When you say >mUh 5v5We all know what you’re actually saying is >reeeeee pp goals agaisnt my team shouldn't count But alas they do
minnesota is winning the series 11-9 on aggregate thoughbeit
>>154340111>how dare you talk about the majority of game time>instead let's talk about special teams from one of the worst PKs in the league, that's a trend for the rest of the playoffs!wew
probably gonna get shit canned if i don't sell a thousand dollars worth of product today
>>154340144It’s not about trends. Each series is different and clearly it’s a winning formula to bait a bunch of short bus players into taking penalties in this series.
>>154340160what if they have to play vs a better PK though? [every other team in the playoffs]
>https://www.sportsmediawatch.com/2026/04/stanley-cup-playoffs-opening-weekend-most-watched-nhl-viewership/
>>154340171buffalo really was the key
>>154340152I hate to see layoffs in the drug dealing industry
>>154340166Yes retard that is how the playoffs work the best teams advance to the next round.
>>154340176There aren't a bunch of Canadian teams let alone near the top of the league
>>154340185so you never really had an argument and are just crying about something unrelated?
>>154340144>special teams don't count because... They just don't, okay?KWAB
would you rather win a superfluous argument with a mildcuck fangay or a playoff series
Shit games tonight, except buffalo/boston
>>154340200>nouI’m sorry the mild have a bad pk? Maybe write a letter to Gary and ask him to get rid of special teams since they hurt your feelings idk what you want from me.
>>154340211its same dumb mildcuck logic pretending ot victories are worth less
>>154340211>special teams don't count nobody said this lol>>154340224we weren't talking about the mild's bad pk though. we were talking about dallas' bad 5v5 vs minnesota lol
>>154340219>Tampa/Montreal>shitBoth games have gone to OT
Sensbros...? What could Gary be planning?
>>154339995>OH NO!
>>154340236Tampa/Montreal is tomorrow, not tonight
>>154340238>being okay with fraud
>>154340235That’s because you REALLY don’t want to talk about Minnesotas historical record in game 4s.
>>154340237isnt it obvious? he is gonna force staios to bend the knee in front of the entire fanbase
>>154340248I hate this 2 days off wannabe NBA faggotry
>>154340238Imagine the smell
>>154340260we can if you'd like, i assume it's not good? i'm mostly talking about dallas since that guy listed them as contenders.
>>154340275YeahI forgot too before I checked the schedule this am, it's ok. I was hoping that series was on tonight......but NOPE
>>154340287>i assume it's not goodExactly. Correct.
I love it when you shake those titties bitch
>>154340237there to watch the future winners carolina
>>154340287>we're not talking about my shitty team >we're talking about the one facet the team that's beating them handily is struggling in ok. and then what?
>>154340327then we can ask the op why he put dallas in contenders category lol
>I'm tired, Geno
why do you retards hate the Wild so much? they literally done nothing bad
>>154340381their fanbase presence here is extremely obnoxious
>>154340389i haven't seen a single post like that here yet, only mindless seething directed at them
>>154340389This>>154340381Bunch of goons
geno is a giant rat and won't be back with the penguinsletang should already be put out to pasturecrosby will spend all next year around 25 guys 10-15 years younger than him and want to leave or retire
>>154340401lurk more then retard
>>154340318Thx u 2
>>154340381that one guy gets em seething and they take the bait every timelike just ignore it nigga
>>154340381I don’t hate them I feel sorry for them and I never think about them at all
>>154340417>all our shittiness is just bait yo!trolling belongs on /b/
>>154340381They're a good team pretending to be a contender. The hype around them gets annoying
>>154340436found one lmao, just keep scrolling, dummy.
>>154340389How so
Edmonton should trade McDavid to Boston for Swayman
>>154340453posts like these>>154340417>>154340452
>>154340452>its our right to take a shit on the thread>if you think it smells bad that is your problemyou're just proving my point
>>154340389do they even exists aside from the one that posts the state map image
>>154340459>>154340468not even a wild fannothing bothers mesounds like a u problm
>>154340479>im just a retardok
>>154340479>not even a wild fanYeah that’s what I’d say too lol
I’ve noticed this jenny is full of weirdos
>>154340503>okok
Poopin in my briefsPooooooooopin in my bri-efsPoooooooopin in my briiiiiiiieeeeefs
>>154340515Cope we love our Copeys and our TBGs and our Dylans and our Samirs and our Mitchs and our Omars and our Dominics
>>154340381there are a handful of teams that send /hoc/ into a rage when brought up>vegas>edmonton>minnesota>pittsburgh>philadelphia>carolina>tampa>new york>boston
Minnesota is like the Toronto of America when it comes to deranged sports fans and that’s why I don’t like them. They never win shit and never have.
>>154340545Our Randys, our Buds, our Sams, our Kippers, our Chambers, our RCMs
>>154340545we dont like samir or tbg at all
>>154340564>dallas
>>154340578dom, you molest child for a living
>>154340578>we
>>154340545>>154340571/hoc/ fighting game roster just dropped
your itroluyour smuk anonyour kippersyour chambersyour bradyskneeyour wadecountyyour armenianyour greekand such
dominick won much like copey and bud and mitch
>>154340176>Penguins-Flyers Game 1 led the way with a 0.9 rating and 2.15 million viewers in primetime
>>154340651>ded wongs
>>154340668>le baldo beardo manhow contrived, sad!
How do you respond?
>>154340734i wouldn't have said anything I would have listened to them and thats what no one ever did
Can we get a Senators edition next?
>>154340701Shut up fag
>>154339825>this yearthe only charismatic person from there nationally in its history is fucking prince
why doesnt hockey have a nina drama? why doesnt hockey have an arman tsaurkyan
>>154340734why is that cry laugh emoji only ever accompanied by the shittiest content and dumbest takes i have ever seen in my life
>>154340793KG was great in uncut gems
>>154340811It’s Pavlovian hypnosis. It signals to the zoomies that something is funny and they must find it so.
>>154340811racist and antisemitic much?
>>154340821Is this ironic?
could the next thread be flames related?
>>154340811
So ded
>>154340904its up bros
FUCK BOMBSTON
