>>154341159Who’s ready for cam schlittler’s perfect game?
doyers
Guys, we’re watching the nfl draft
>Braveswinlol
holy smokes
MDS Index?
dodgers
>not letting Roman Anthony play for two nights in a row
Cam Schlittler is about to throw the first strike of his perfect game.
>>154342879mets dick sucking? we're at code red lol
>>154342866So ready for Cam Schlittler's perfect game>>154342888It literally makes no difference with that shit lineup
>autistic pitcherIt’s over before it even began, red sux getting no hit.
Mariners!
GG Sox
Chadres are unbelievably back. Idk how but that's the biggest asspull win we ever done. Fuck yeah. Genuinely Suprised we actually made a comeback, these are those kind of games Chadres usually gives up. GG! And fuck you Cockies.
>>154342888just look at thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXjfflcSIOQ
>white sux
25 more outs for Cam's perfect game
If your team is currently playing, ur gay lol
>>154342879This: >>154342907
I'm so fat
Thats a White Sox series winner! Also nice they're not the last team to 10 wins.
>>154342866kek!
>>154342926KWAB that’ll be $200 milly + tax + tip + future dodger
>>154342931Truth hurts
>>154342919Perfect game desu
Gg rox. Now me and my wife 2hu are gonna cook up some street tacos for the chargers draft!
>white sox>win??????????
a SCHLITTLERIAN perfect inning
>>154342952can i have some
Doggie doos kek
oh shoot I thought the mets were off today, but they're on in under an hour
>Scored 4 runs in the ninth for another come from behind victory The Poodres are cheating!
>>154342971this but unironically
a STANTONIAN strikeout looking
filthadelphia filthies kek
>>154342967>win a game=D>have to keep winning games=|
looking back, rushing did nothing wrong. he just tagged him normally yesterday and went about his business back to the dugout. who cares about what he said?
>poodres win syncing againcurious
>doyerpacos couldnt beat the rockieskek
>>154342990stun on em chadres!
>>154342971kek seethe bitch
>take a shower>padres score 5 runs top 9Hell yeahGg roxbros. It's a long climb but at least you aren't a dumpster fire anymore
yankees getting perfect gamed lol
Didn't get to watch the game. Did Sleepy Rob really leave Sanchez in there to give up six runs?
GRISHED your perfect game shitter
CHADRES WIN
>>154342962No. But when the dodgers come to petco park, me and the wifey are throwing a barbecue cookout. Everyone will be invited, even Dodgers fans. BYOB
yankees paying the tolle rn
>>154343016Cuck
>>154343016SHOULD I DRIVE TWO HOURS FOR SOME FOOD, /mlb/?
any chadrebros known what time the parade is tomorrow?
Is the sale of the Padres finalized? Doesn't it have to be approved by Commissioner Manfred and the rest of the MLB owners for the sale to be official? Can the Commissioner and the rest of the owners cock block Feliciano and Jones from owning the team?
legend
>>154343022It’s called being a courteous sportsman, bud.>>154343027You absolutely should!
should i spend 600 dollar for plane tickets for some bbq chat
23 more outs
>fags thought that was gone
>>154343052>poorfag is 6 pitches behindyankdominicans jej
yeah that was a close call bud
>red sux >offense
>2 national games in a 3 game series>Apple TVREEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!REEEEEEEEEE!!!!REEEEEEE!!REEEEEEEEEEE!!!
>>154343029Day off tomorrow bro parade will be in Ciudad de Mexico
>couldn't even measure how far off it was
STANKONIAN challenge
>>154343016Your barbecue is trash
Nice perfect game you got there Scam Shittler, be a shame if you didn't swear an oath.
>>154343014GO PADRES!
>walkfuck my yankee ass
>red sux
I thought a perfect game had to be 9 innings of no baserunners, not 1.1 innings.
You are now watching Cam Schlittler’s no hitter keep it moving.
>yamkek fielding
>yankonian defensejust put the ball in play...
>>154343092Someone give that whore a sandwich.
>>154343039Not happening and not relocating.
>red sux>doing anything besides making outs
No hitter? No, Schittler.
>Cram Shitter
Methinks that result is not good for his perfect game. Maybe next time
>>154343040rushing got the whole league seething
kek shitler
Red Sux have never scored an earned run against Cam top kek
fuck my gaped yankee ass
You are still watching Cam Schlittler’s quality start, keep it moving moshe.
>Pobres win>*posts AI banner*>"when's the parade">"Padres to Utah/Tennessee/Carolinas">"PE ownership gonna gut the team">the one guy wishing injury on Morejon and MillerEke doos!!
cam shitter sucks kek
>It was Schlittler will throw a perfect gamekek stankeedoo'em!
>unearned run>red suxkek, Cam Schlittler has never surrendered an earned run to the sux
cam shitter got bailed out by his elite catcher and ss
>it was 238 posts about this shitters perfecto>it was giving up a walk in the second inning>it was committing an error in the second inning>it was giving up an rbi double in the second inning
this jazz character is atrocious what happened to the New York Yankees
>he’s cuck watching Cam Schlittler’s CGSO
>>154343178he's on his way to 50-50 fym?
scam shitter
THAT is why you slide to first.
BREAKINGpeyton tolle (BOS) is on pace for an MLB record 26 strikeouts in a single game, with 6 K’s through 2.2 innings
>>154342922he cute
Who's ready for Peyton Tolle's perfect game?
>>154343195yankees are swinging like RETARDS out there tonight. wonder if its some gameplan they have
cam shitter
this fucking baseball team man
@Grok has there ever been a perfect game in which a pitcher allowed a run to score in the second inning?
>it was "Schlittler perfect game watch!">now it's "Tolle perfect game watch!"kek stankees
omikek
>peyton tolel>doing anything besides living in triple akek
Los Angeles Dodgers
That's right bawstunfags. Get your hopes up with your unearned run. Go watch your furpuck team lose to Buffalo
I’m gay go yanks!!
hey stanks, you gotta hit the ball to get on base
Gayton Tolel
>>154343195it looks like their strategy is to take the first 2 strikes then swing for the fences. really good stuff
for whom the kvell tolles
my cubbies :)
>>154343043are you going to franklins?
>>154343228IGGY!!
hmmm, that runner could be brought in for an earned run - absent scoring on an error or wild pitch of course
>red sux>doing anything besides grtting charity runs and leaving men on base kek
Why does Boston always have some pitcher that shuts down the Yankees, but the Yankees can never get a pitcher who can shut down Boston and keep them scoreless and off the bases?
>>154343258My name is Frank
a CEDDANNIAN popup
two hitter doesnt sound as good as no hitter tbqh
>>154343269Stop jinxing Hitler, you retard.
>>154343272got him. strike team we are go.
I wish my mom named me something cool like “MassAttack Yoshi”
originally walks were awarded after 6 balls because it was considered horribly unsporting to try to walk instead of hitting the ball. we need to go back to 6 pitch walks.
>>154343286>jinxesJinxes aren’t real you bombston fag, kiss the rings.
>>154343289No you've got the wrong guy!
Red Sox can't score for shit, and the Yankees are going to lose despite that.
>>154343297I took a walk in beer league once and this elderly lady screamed at me for it
>>154343297foul balls used to not count for strikes either, make it happen manfred.
>>154343310>I took a walk in beer league onceKWAB
18 more outs until Cam's complete game earned run shutout victory is official
>>154343298>you bombston fagYou WHAT?
>Master taco Yoshi>doing anything besides grounding outkek
>>154343310she was right unless the pitches were truly awful. put the ball in play. its the whole point of the game.
the pitcher who cant throw in the zone vs the team that cannot take a walk
>>154343310fucking loser lmao!
>RCs hating on Rushing I'm glad the team finally got an asshole again. We need psychotic guy like Puig/Machado/Bauer to balance out the wholesome chungus's that occupy the top of the order
>>154343270What are you talking about? Cam has done that
thought this cam shitter guy was supposed to be good
>>154343310There was one team that used to be in our beer league and those faggots almost never swung the bat
>>154343310hahahahaa
>>154343310wittle nancy boy afwaid to swing at the bawl??
Who’s ready for Cam Schlittler’s complete game unearned run shutout?
>>154343328go back
>>154343333he needs an at bat to get his head straight. many such cases. sad.
>>154343310>I took a walk in beer leagueProbably the most pathetic thing I have read here
>>154343328hes done nothing psychotic yet
>>154343310BOOOOOOOOOOO
>>154343328>screenshot taken 2m after the post is made>0 commentsfake and gay and retarded
>it was gayton tolel’s perfect game >it was gayton tolel’s 26 Ks>it was gayton tolel is going to do anything besides live in triple a worcesterkek
sux are going let in 3 this inning i can feel it
Bros I just turned 30 and want to get back into baseball. I played up to freshman year of high school, and have not played since.I got a wood bat and tee and have been practicing driving it out to center, then throwing them in on a lob. Going to the batting cages to face some 40 mph pitches soon tooDo I have a chance to make it in a semi-competitive wood bat league? Heres my measurables:>5’11>174 pounds>white>bench 160>squat 205>4.3 inch penis
lmao maybe more ffs
let's make it 2 in a rowLGM
The Red Sox are the worst team in baseball.
A STANTONIAN GRAND SLAM
>>154343378is that your xwPENIS or wPENIS+
Hi guys, I got a question. I see that the NFL got a draft day. Does the MLB have something similar or it's exclusively a football thing?
>it was bases loaded with no outs with stanton up to bat
>>154343416he already stuck out streamfag
>>154343378what kind of girth can you take on reasonably short notice?
Don't reply to the AI Perubot
>faggot mike
A GRICHUKIAN GRAND SLAM
a GRISHITIAN popout
>>154343425he already popped up streamfag
A GRISHAMIAN GRAND SLAM
uh.... stankees...?
a YAMKEKIAN nobletiger
>>154343434he’s already dead and is dirt in the ground, mortal fag
>it was bases loaded no outsKEK STANKEEDOO 'EM!
we need misaki mets
Should have had Fried pitch tonight
the stankees are too noble and proud to bunt or sac fly
Getting out of a 4th inning jam is like winning the World Series for bawstunfagsNo earned runs vs Cam top kek
>>154343411they do it in the middle of the summer and no one really cares because most of the top prospects dont turn into good major league players and when they do it usually takes 5 years for them to work their way up.
I expected us to lose, PLUS webbie plunked a doyer WHILE lowering his ERA
i never understood why, with the bases loaded and NO OUTS, the first two batters just dont swing at anythingstatistically you are VERY LIKELY to work a walk when he cannot pitch over the middle at risk of a base clearing hit.
>>154343411no, scouts and general managers nab kids off the little league field with a giant dog catcher's net
As a Mets hater, it is extremely funny thr Phils are a half game behind them rn lol
>NOBLETIGER'd
>>154343486>just don’t swingLOSER
What would this genny be like if there were no schizos?
>>154343411some teams have contracts with families who promise their first and sometimes even second born children to them
>>154343512good
>>154343486nah it would be better to bunt or slap bunt something to ensure you get at least 1 runthe yankees dont do that though. i cant even recall the last time a yankee bunted. may be at least 4 years ago
>>154343512bad
LGM!(We’re fucked)
>>154343518>bunting with the bases loadedbased yankees lifelong
>>154343512So so
>>154343518last one i remember was 2017.
>>154343512on page 6 or 7 mostly
I'm starting to think my phillies are not a good baseball team
>>154343512empty
>>154342942Is that Mookie?
>>154343561Coward
Scott with the big balls pitch right there to Buxton
>>154343534the sux infield is so bad theyd probably not even register one out
>>154343546Man, with a lineup like that they must of cruised to the World Series title!
just took the most painful, wettest poo of my entire life and missed the last 2 innings of the yankees game.
>>154343524Based enjoy the game
>>154343486you dont understand because you have absolutetly no idea what its like to deal with baseball moving at 95mph. so much of the action is reflexive that everyone knows if you are taking pitches and you cant just decide to swing when he throws 92 down broadway the next time. will work sometimes but usually youll end up down 0-2 1-2 and an unproductive out.
50/50 SEASON STARTS NOW
>>154343552truth hurts
>dead gennyare anons really watching the foozeball draft?
You let Jazz hit a home run?
JAZZ SWAGIT'S OVER BAWSTUN
>>154343524I know it's thursday but dang that's empty
JAZZED
>1 ER
>letting jizz home run off you
>>154343610Guys, Matt PacAfee is hosting the draft.
>>154343610genny is always dead when the dodger/mets cazzies log off
>>154343610the 'dians have a day off
>>154343610it's on ABC, meanwhile there's no baseball to be found on antenna TV. So yes i'm watching the draft.
>needing the ultra rare jazz dinger to stay competitive with bombston
mets SP is shitttttt!!!
I feel so bad for Bo Bichette bros...
Dear Christian,Throw strikes please.Thank you,Anon
>>154343636It's a healthy compromise, but I am not looking forward to the road alts. Soon enough, they'll stop wearing pinstripes at the stadium.
>>154343475I see. So how does the player pipeline work in baseball? As I remember, it's high school football, then college football, then NFL for football.I mean, the players have to come from somewhere else. I heard that college baseball is a thing, but very minor compared to college basketball and football.>>154343494>>154343513Funny, but I don't think you're being serious.
When was the last time there was a no hitter?
A strike has been thrown
>3 walks in the first inningdon't do this
>>154343671>advanced irony What a jokester
>>154343683Combined no hitter from the Cubs started by Shota in September 2024. Solo no hitter was August 2024 by Snell with Cease also having one like a week before
4 is bad too, mest
jeebus freaking christ
>>154343680Major League teams have affiliate minor league teams at different levels
José Mesa says that he ever faces Vizquel again, he's hitting him even if the bases are loaded.
>>154343680wtf is your problem?
>>154343680your first exposure to football being the draft is gonna be weird, you're not gonna understand anything that is going on.
another starting pitcher that can't go 3 innings
Mesa was asked whether he would accept an apology from Vizquel, and he said, “If he comes to apologize, I will punch him right in the face,” Mesa said, according to Jayson Stark, then of ESPN. “And then I'll kill him”.
>letting Joe Ryan pitch with run support*sigh*
14 more outs until Cam Schlittler's complete game shutout is official
anyone down to talk a little ball with moi
>>154343727This team is so stupid. They could have just stretched out Tobias Myers a starting pitcher and been done with it.
13 more outs until Cam Schlittler's complete game shutout is official
They can’t hit killa cam (again), kek!
is this the roleplay genny?
>>154343766update?
cam shitter KEK
>>154343773the stankees are roleplaying as a team with starting pitchers atm
>>154343758anon, I...
DOO DEM
>giving up home run to 9-hitter
12 more outs until Cam Schlittler's complete game victory is official
>lossing to the fraud sox KWAB
>>154343789>blow gays>doing anything but getting injured and blowing games in the 9th
>soto waiting for ball 5 kek
>Shitter
>>154343698>not watching baseball ironicallyYou don't know ball. Also, for fucks's sake, Hitler.
Who’s ready for Cam Schlittler’s complete game win?
>>154343286>>154343816thar's not his name
>>154343789Your team of fat dalit call center workers got mogged singlehandedly by a Thai manlet
A JUDGIAN HOME RUN TO TIE THE GAME
When will the Yankees get a pitcher who the Red Sox can't hit? Boston always got pitchers like Curt Schilling and Josh Beckett who the Yankees never could hit, but the Yankees can never draft/develop/trade/sign a pitcher who absolutely owns and shuts down Boston.
>>154343789
RICE RICE BABY
a JUDGIAN strikeout
Holy shit he actually swung at that
A JUDGIAN STRIKEOUT
Mets are gonna win again!
A STANTONIAN BLAST TO TIE THE GAME
BATY !!!SWING AND A DRIVE TO DEEP RIGHT FIELD!!!
>twinks
BUST BATY LETS FUCKING GO
Stanton likes swinging at a lot of shit below the zone don't he?
chis. or some say chisolm
>11ksFucking yikes
thought that namefag said the yanks were good this yeat
a STANTONIAN trade to the LA Dodgers
let's go batychads
nice Baty, that's more like it
>stantonFuture Brewer
>>154343937THROW STRIKES AAAHHHHH
>>154343828Don't you have a mest game to watch, Baruch?
Which current players have womanly bodies and/or butts?
VolpGOD returns soon. /mlb/ has been out on notice.
>5 walks through 8 batspersonsnot sure hes Scott what it takes!
>>154343971you're not funny
9 more outs until Cam Schlittler's complete game victory is official
Yankees got gaped by Paul Walter Hauser
Fucking gay how the Yankees will lose this game due to an unearned run
>>154343971neto has feminine hips
>named baty>knows how to swing a batYou’re gonna tell me this ain’t scripted?
>mass attack YoshidaCool, which one? Sandy Hook?
>>154343983
A GRICHUKIAN BLAST TO TIE THE GAME
Who’s ready for Cam Schlittler’s complete game W?
ok so the yankees are frauds *turns channel*
>>154343980>I-I kneel baty-sama
Which is considered the worse outcome for a starting pitcher? Walking a batter on four pitches (evident that they don't have a feel for the zone at all at the moment) or walking a batter on a full count (threw more pitches, likely more taxing and will limit the length of their outing)? Obviously the same logic wouldn't really apply to relief pitchers.
if balks exist not to confuse the baserunners then why don't the umpies give them blindfolds when they reach base?
how much wood would a GRICHUK chuk if he could chuk wood blast to tie the game
Scott going out of his way to move guys round the bases here
mest kek
A GRISHAMIAN BLAST TO TIE THE GAME
GRISHED
i gotta bad feeling about this, metties
A JAZZ SWAGIAN HOME RUN TO TIE THE GAME
>it was "no earned runs against schlittler"
GRISHED that line drive
Tobias Myers got his
>Taking a pitcher out in the 2nd when he is throwing a no hitter.Wtf is wrong with Mendoza?
A CABALLEROAN BLAST TO GIVE THE YANKEES THE WIN
This coulombe has no charge
I think it was the right call to take Scott out. He was erratic in quality.
my trash pandas would booty blast either of these shit ny teams
>>154344124
>>154344124kek
CABBY RBI DOUBLE
A WELLSIAN BLAST TO GIVE THE YANKEES THE WIN
a WELLSY grand slam!
right the sux have given up
>>154344108much more secure
A ROSARION BLAST TO GIVE THE YANKEES THE WIN
It was in the strikezone, and you couldn't even hit it?
ACKmed BOMB7-2
