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MIN 3 - NYM 7 (top 7)
PIT 0 - TEX 3 (bot 4)
ATL 7 - WSH 2
MIL 4 - DET 5
PHI 7 - CHC 8
SD 10 - COL 8
CWS 4 - AZ 1
LAD 3 - SF 0
NYY 4 - BOS 2
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doyers
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It's weird how many hot girls are Yankee fans. Like disproportional to other fanbases it seems.
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>>154346757
>>154346757
>>154346757
Recycle later
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MayOs
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Why Tennessee doesn't have an MLB team?
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>>154346857
Because they lost the civil war
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Why is cheese so funny/fascinating?
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>>154346857
Nashville is proposed as an expansion team all the fucking time so they might if MLB ever goes through with it.
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>>154346910
that's life
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fucking umpies manhandling this poor owl >:[
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>>154346899
How's that related?

>>154346923
>Nashville is proposed as an expansion team all the fucking time
>still no MLB team in 2026
I mean how? Who decides if the MLB expands or not?
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Are they a good team for a new fan to support?
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>the ghost of Craig Kimbrel is here and not Austin Warren
Fucking rape David Stearns my god
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>>154346995
We’re full, fuck off.
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is this nu?
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>>154346797
Have you seen cubs girls?
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>mariners bong already bailing out
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>>154346995
Literally one of the worst. Only wronger choice was the trashtros
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>>154346995
Lol no
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>>154347100
kek what a bitch
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for me it's the backdoor breaking ball
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uh... mets...?
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>>154346995
no, dodgers
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>>154347182
You’re gay
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>Krimbel
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>>154347107
How can they be bad if they have a train that goes ding when they hit a home run?
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>>154346995
Why would a Brit support the Yankees? The team most symbolic of America?

Root for the Red Sox or something or Blue Jays
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>>154347194
all part of the plan
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That was truly kimbrerrible
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>>154346995
No, root for the Os just like superfan Alysa Liu
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>>154347232
i wouldn't root for any of those teams if i were you
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>>154347232
>rooting for Canadian teams
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>>154347252
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Perubot has set his sights on the leafs o kek
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jfc mest
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Kneel to the only team that has never had a 12 game losing streak
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they actually fucking did it
the mets ACTUALLY fucking did it
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I fucking knew it
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David Stearns needs his butt cheeks spread and fucked
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Holy shit
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Just when you think the Mets cant Mets anymore
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>>154347312
tbf this team has only existed for like 20 years
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we still ain't losing
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>mest
o kek O KEK
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metsies
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It was 6-1...
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>>154347370
based Deadwood chad
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>>154347003
anon had a point
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it was 6 to 1
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>>154347370
LMAOOOO
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>>154347281
How can we know you aren't a bot?
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Dumb stupid stinky period sox lost.
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>>154347465
collar this bot
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Mauricio’s a fucking retard you cannot let him take this at bat
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>>154347465
You’re in a desert walking along in the sand when all of the sudden you look down, and you see a tortoise, it’s crawling toward you. You reach down, you flip the tortoise over on its back. The tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over, but it can’t, not without your help. But you’re not helping. Why is that?
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>>154347465
t. Bot
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>>154346750
>Scoreboard nu
Haven't seen one of these in a long time...
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>banda
nvm mets win
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>giving up the game to a nigga named Jeffers
brazoBUM
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>>154347485
>>154347584
What

Anyway, I hope you're having a pleasant Thursday so far.
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>Posts in the genny crashed after the afternoon
Why do you think there were so many day games scheduled? MLB knows they can't compete with NFL draft night. If >your team is playing right now, it's because your media market knows that the local NFL franchise is running laps around their baseball competition
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>pinch hitting pham instead of torrens
I take back the one nice thing I implied about mendoza even thought I was still joking about his incompetence
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phamvp
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never had a doubt pham is that nigga, unflappable, unshakeable
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comon bo i'm rooting for you
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>twins fielding
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yes...YES!!!
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>not a grand slam
kwab
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BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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For me, it’s Bo Bichette.
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so glad that shitter is off my team
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>>154347735
BO DID IT
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LET'S GO BO!!!
clutch as fuck
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why did the blowgays give Bo to the mest?
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a sotoan flyout
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>>154347792
only the mets would pay him 50 million a year
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who is closing please don't tell me...
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>>154347792
even 2025 bo wasnt worth near 42M
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>>154347792
Idk but it cost them their season. Now the Mets are going to win the World Series with him while the Jays rot.
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degrom is elite
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lol what the fuck
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haha wtf am I watching
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>>154346995
I’m gay go yanks!!
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brazoban what in the fuck are you doing lmao i have never seen this happen
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>williams
KWAB
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>>154347813
What’s the fucking difference? You tied up 60 million dollars for a .200 hitter when you could’ve got the tried and true Bo.
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Humiliation ritual
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>Pitching Change: Huascar Brazobán replaces Huascar Brazobán.
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Devin Williams is the goat, he redeems himself tonight
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>>154347888
He’s the throat goat.
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>your previous reliever accidentally goes out to the field and crosses the foul line and has to pitch to a batter, making your closer have to walk back into the bullpen and throwing off his rhythm
how do you respond without sounding mad?
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>>154347888
I really hope your trips make this true
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>>154347888
he'll give up one solo home run to gray
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>putting in devin williams into a situation where he only needs to get two outs with zero runners on
smart managing by mendie
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>philly got a top Qb in the draft
>demoted AJ brown
The Jets/Giants are never winning again.
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I like baseball but more people should like baseball.
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>>154347951
actually nvm lmao i thought keaschall was just out, this would not be possible :-)
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>the opener closer
mets invented that
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Devin Williams has gotta get one more out, he's just gotta!!`
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airbender his stankin azz
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now that its clear and evident that lindoodoo is the problem, whats next?
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kek doyerpacos
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>>154348038
Traded to the Jays by august.
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>>154347877
??, okamoto makes 30 mil a year less than bo
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>>154348038
1:1 trade between lindor and jimenez
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comon twins, do it for the memes
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>>154348065
I can see why, temu ohtani can’t even hit.
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trust the plan.
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i aint scared
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>mest
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fuck me
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>>154348120
it's april relax, bo couldn't hit either and okamoto can at least play better defense at 3rd

if it was up to me i'd pay the money but no owner outside of cohen would pay that kind of money
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he's fucking hopeless get this guy out before he blows it completely
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remember buxton had an awful at bat to end last night's game
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I trust the Mets.
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>>154348042
I'm going to hurt your feelings and say the f word if you keep making fun of us.
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David Stearns watched Devin Williams get buck broken by Pete Alonso and said holy freaking science let me give this shitter 50 million dollars
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buttxton is a bum, its already over
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no...NO!!! no...NO!!! no...NO!!! no...NO!!! no...NO!!! no...NO!!! no...NO!!! no...NO!!! no...NO!!! no...NO!!! no...NO!!! no...NO!!! no...NO!!! no...NO!!! no...NO!!! no...NO!!! no...NO!!! no...NO!!! no...NO!!! no...NO!!! no...NO!!! no...NO!!!
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>>154348179
I do not trust devin williams at all idc if he gets the out that will not change
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DEVIN WILLIAMS
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bruh
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Pete ruined him. We got damaged goods.
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>>154348188
LEL
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>they trusted a yankee closer
YOWZA!
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IM MESTING
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i can't fucking believe it

HE GIFTED YOU AN OUT ALREADY
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>>154348065
The Blue Jays are not the Pirates. You can afford to try to get your best player. Also, they just spent about $100 million on players who are currently hurt and question marks
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kek he shoulda swung at that first change that shit didnt move
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he's gotta get one more out, HE'S JUST GOTTA!
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Break Buxington
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>>154348257
>cbt
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Damn….poor Mettie Jetties
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>>154348279
What is cbt?
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Mets fans' turtle heads slink back up the pipe. Devin gets it done somehow
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>Sean Manaea
>Frankie Montas
>Devin Williams
That’s 150 million dollars this stupid fucking Jew gave up for three pitchers who can’t pitch
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HE STRUCK HIM OUT AND THE BALLGAME IS OVER!!! (fire him into the sun, and never let him pitch the 9th again).
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mets win despite their best efforts
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never doubted them
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damn the mets escaped lol
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he simply cannot be trusted to close out games
that should've been over three times before that final strike
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stupid twinks
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diaz wild ride never went away
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>cubbies got outbid by my Chadres by 3 million dollars

Kek Scubs, at least we have money now haha
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>getting pushed to the edge by the fire selling Twins
This team is completely and totally fucked. Even if they make it to the post season they're going to get destroyed.
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Are we starting to believe in the Mets now?
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worst save ive seen in a while
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>merc Devin hugging el troll like he’s been there forever
Gross.
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>cavs keep memechucking
>raps can't rebound
>cavs just drive it in
many such cases
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AIRBENT BUT DID NOT BRAKE
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danhausen uncursed the mets
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>>154348332
god i knew someone was gonna cap that kek
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The Mercenary Mets get it done, solid lock for the postseason amid struggling NL East.
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>>154348326
With Lindy off the team they may hit a nice 10-2 streak yeah
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>>154348332
>this is the person calling you a goy online
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>>154348326
they have way too much payroll to not be competitive, things balance out

by september we'll all be laughing at them for choking the wildcard
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Devin didn't even look excited. He's looks physically and mentally broken.
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>>154348342
Why do you watch so many buck broken franchises? Just bandwagon Buffalo if you want to feel slightly more important.
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>>154348332
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>>154348394
tied to geography unfortunately, unlike the indians around the gta i can't go wherever the izzat is, i'm stucking suffering
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>>154348422
OK. I’m done bullying you for now. Get some sleep.
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>>154348292
>gives $489,000,000 to Nola, Walker, Casty and Luzardo
chump change, jewboy
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Devin Williams looks so defeated. The mets are really good at breaking players kek
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>>154348454
I used to rule the world Seas would rise when I gave the word.
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BARK AT THE PARK
BARK AT THE PARK
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>>154348454
pete broke him, but technically you’re right
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>>154347232
Okay I'll root for the Red Sox
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> Jacob deGrom today: 5.2 IP | 1 R | 10 K
why did the mest give degrom to the rags
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>>154348518
so he could get a world series ring
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>>154348532
:(
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(You) may only reply to this post if >(Your) team has not yet lost a series
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>>154346982
>Who decides if the MLB expands or not?
MLB
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Not relocating
Not expanding
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>T___s ruined the Fun
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>>154348624
Pride status?
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the New York Metropolitans won that series
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>>154348548
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>Mest are going to get bootyblasted by the Rockies
Rockies are making the Wild Card btw
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Brandon Phillips signed a 1 day contract to retire with the Reds and is being inducted into their HOF this weekend. Honestly, one of the easiest dudes to hate but it's not hard to see why his home team fans loved him. Also, probably the best defensive 2B I've ever seen in my life. He made some bare handed plays that were just stupid, and his range was off the charts.
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>>154348676
Alright. I’m sorry…
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>>154348734
i think he played for >my team for like 11 minutes but i always thought fairly well of him. not being a division rival helped
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>>154348332
he didn't even get the save cause of brazobum kek sigh
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>>154348734
>that draft class
I kneel
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>>154348518
This is really what cursed the Steve Cohen Mets
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my braves won again..
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you are an idiot
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no you
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>>154348676
Wait, wasn’t he injured during this? How does that work?
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I crave the cruelty of your bat...
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its april
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>>154349076
source?
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>>154349022
If you are on the team and get a ring and were there all along, you are a world champ. This is not hockey where only 25 names get on the cup.
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>>154349097
astrology
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>>154349101
That’s a lot of words, methinks he’s a fraud.
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it's the Rays' year
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we are 2/5ths of the way to nu tho.
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>>154349076
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>>154349101
New rangers fan here, why doesn’t his bbref say “World Series champion”
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>>154348885
Braves looking legit. Scary to see them up and running again...
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DeGrommy John surgery kek
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kek mendie using brazoban to get that first out was an error on his part thought that shit was intentional
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>>154349224
phillies practically lapping the field at the bottom there
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doggies
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>>154349031
sneks vs dads this weekend
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>>154349209
probably because he didn't play in a world series or wasn't on the active roster
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>>154349239
Brazoban crossed the foul line and had to pitch to a batter. Never seen it happen before.
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Texas Rangers status?
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>>154349205
what comes after april? april again?
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>>154349271
holy kek, I really fucking miss bellinger. he was one of my favorite players. It's a shame he slumped for so long.
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>>154349271
>2020 was 16 years ago
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>>154349360
He didn’t die anon. He actually won the game for us today.
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>>154349354
PostApril
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>>154349354
It’s April til Memorial Day I’m afraid
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yo dalton rushing did nothing wrong and the giants completely overreacted
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>>154349426
I hope he gets anal cancer
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>>154349466
I DON'T
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>>154349480
Well I am afraid we must agree to disagree on this point
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>>154349426
TRVKE
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the world is healing
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doyerpacos seething kek
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>>154346995
yes if youre a baby that wears a diapy
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>>154349426
He should be locked up he’s sick in the head
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yankeemetspacos seething kek
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TWO GAME WINSTREAK
METS ARE BACK :^)
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John Rocker offendees malding kek
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guy was just walkin' back to the dugout to get all his gear off after making a good tag then EVERYONE, not just giants, got all pissy lmao
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>>154349426
Nope, sorry, he broke the unwritten rules.
(Grievous bodily injury is part of the unwritten consequences of the unwritten rules.)
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>>154349510
That seems a bit fishy
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>>154349426
this, vagiants so easy to trigger
webb malding he's regressing too
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>>154349608
KEK
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>>154349611
yea but the giants had their World Series when the knocked kershaw and the dogers out back in the day
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>>154349699
they*
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>>154349699
>pre-Ohtani dodgers
Doesn’t count.
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>>154349510
Cry about it
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>>154349841
no
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>>154348788
>the harangatang
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who did your team draft?
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NEEEEERD
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>>154349907
Reuben Baines Jr
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>>154348734
Fuck it, it's late. Let's watch some BP highlights. Dude was a wizard with the glove man.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T-r4fHGWccg
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>>154349699
>counting ancient rings
kek
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gn
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>>154349907
Antonious Reckernonious, the mettiejetties university
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Metsbros, we can't catch a break. Lindor hurt. Polanco stuck in limbo. Christian Scott comes up and walks 17 batters in 2 innings.

But we still won. That's 2 in a row. Hopefully Ronny can get comfortable at SS/3B. Hopefully Baty is heating up. Hopefully Benge has turned a corner here. Hopefully Bichette, Soto and Alvy are the heart of this team and Robert finds his groove again. Hopefully McLean develops into a bulldog ace, Holmes keeps it up, Peralta gets a little tougher, and the back of the rotation can hold it together. It sounds a little odd, but I think our bullpen is pretty good.

One game at a time. Let's see what happens. The Wild Card is well within reach.
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>>154349965
Goodnight frog bro. Tell us your dreams in the morning
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>Busch waking up
>Suzuki hitting his stride
>PCA batting at a respectable clip
>Hoerner MVP
>Ballesteros ROY
>Himanaga back
>Ben Brown found his role
>Cabrera DOES NOT SMILE
Cubs got the league on notice
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>>154349907
A running back from notre dame.
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>>154349938
One of those guys that was just always with one team. Doesn't look right without a Reds jersey on. Fun player tho, and after all these years I think most of the Cardinal nation can agree he made it fun for a minute there. We all tuned in and cared because that rivalry was hot.
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>>154349907
L'Trondell Sneed
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>>154350050
wheres he running back to?
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>>154349907
Nigoniuos Nigert'on
bix nood
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>>154350086
The owl.
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>>154350064
I don't know that I've ever heard anyone boo'd as loud at Busch Stadium as Phillips was after the Yadi/Cueto/LaRue dust up. There was real hatred there, and it was awesome.
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>>154350082
i work with a senior engineer called Snead and it's all i can do to not bust my gut laughing every time i speak with him
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>>154349910
not even the beard is doing a good enough job hiding his weak chin. grim
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>Rushing goes out of his way after the game to apologize to the Korean player who got injured
>He gets plunked today because Webb is "protecting his teammates"
>Rushing is somehow the bad guy for trying to collect his receipt
unironic doyer derangement syndrome. no hate to mariner fans, but woo is 5x the asshole rushing is and gets 1/10th the hate.
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>>154349938
This was a fun watch. Some truly excellent plays made to look routine. Thanks for posting.
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>>154350119
Also, Dusty v LaRussa just made that whole time period so much better. The old school approach to hating these motherfuckers and how they managed the games. So good too, in both directions.
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>>154350158
you should see all the pussy as videos and comments about him FUCK 'EM
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Padgers WS?
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>>154350195
>Padgers
Go Padres? Go Dodgers? Padgers?
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what age/level do you start playing on decent outfields?
saw a clip of teenagers playing on a lumpy and long grassed outfield earlier
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>>154350243
Every kid worth a fuck is a pitcher who plays whatever rando position on the side. Unless you're like Sal Stewart fat and can mash, the path to pro baseball is with an arm. Most end up as position players while the minor league coaches find the gems who really are pitchers.
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One of the seven women who have ever posted here.
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>>154350176
>dusty
Those Astros rings count towards the Dodgers rings. Go Dodgstros!
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>>154350158
Rookie needs to man up
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>>154350343
>Go Dodgstros!
Go Dodgers? Go Astros? Dodgstros?
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>>154350273
that is interesting but doesn't really answer my question
if youre at high-school and its not a complete poverty school do you play on a nice field? or is that only restricted for the schools top teams? or is it later than that?
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>>154350371
Fuck you, does that answer your question?
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KWAB
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>>154350392
not hugely
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>>154350243
good little league, travel and school teams start around middle school. even bad high school teams are playing on a decent field
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>>154350410
There’s no rules, America is big, everyone does it their own way. Australia is tiny. America crush Australia. From the cornfields in Iowa to the busy streets of Manhattan. Baseball is played.
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>>154350429
Where does this misinformation stem from? People believe it. How do we educate the masses and eliminate this talk track?
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>>154350445
Unironically Mamdani.
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>>154350429
*big spoons you*
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>>154350424
thank you
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>>154350455
That great America on the other side of the sphere, Australia, was given to the enlightened world by the whaleman.
https://www.telelib.com/authors/M/MelvilleHerman/prose/mobydick/mobydick024.html
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>>154350332
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>>154350455
Half of that is flyover so it doesn’t count!
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>>154350509
australia has more flyovery flyover than america too
literally do everything better
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>>154350455
Who are the Australian flyovers?
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>>154350529
That’s the point. We don’t know. You can remove anything not named Melbourne and Sydney tho. It’s just kangaroo wasteland and Mad Max fury road elsewhere.
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>>154350529
as soon as you go over 60miles in land from the coast you hit flyover territory
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>>154350529
Alice Springs?
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>>154350455
All Chinese clay, hak gwei.
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Checking in on Osuna and Urias, how are they doing in LA and Houston. They’re future HOFers
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>>154350567
Lake Cubsie?
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>>154350595
The only D*deer who is a guaranteed future hall of famer is Freddie Freeman.
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>>154350595
>mexican pitchers
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>>154350612
D*dger**
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Dotchers
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>>154350612
>freddie
He’s going in as a brave too
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Everyone is in bed so no one will actually see this confession. I am the cubs girl poster and I am not actually a fan of the cubs or a girl.
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>>154350636
Go Mets
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>>154350612
and Fernandez in Miami?
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>>154350636
I don’t believe you
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>>154350636
I do believe you
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Why don’t the angels have good prospects? Why are they run so poorly?..
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>>154350688
They just promote them too quickly for them to be highly touted prospects
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>>154350688
They have that kid Mike Trout and signed the young stud Rendon with this phenom named Jo Adell
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>>154350722
>Rendon
How's he doing this year?
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>>154346750
same abby?

https://www.chicagohockeyinsider.com/nhl/news/BREAKING-Reporters-Wedding-Canceled-After-Caught-Cheating-With-Hurricanes-Player
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Everyone is in bed so no one will actually see this confession. I am not actually an anime girl. I’m a 3D person.
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>>154350735
Kids doing well for himself l, says he’s never worked a day in his life
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>>154350688
The angels are more focused on hanging the freeway series banners
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>>154350748
Post body
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Nicholas Joker lost to the woofs belt to ass style. It's over for the nuggies...</3
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Everyone is in bed so no one will actually see this confession. I am a straight Mets fan.
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Been crunching the numbers and Freeman and Altuve aren’t getting to 3000
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If a pitcher has 20 per season wins why don’t they also get 20 WAR per season?
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>>154350766
Based on /mlb/ reactions, i guess the mets are the equivalent of the pels in nba. In that case, I'm hope you're doing alright.
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>>154350772
A replacement pitcher would get 10 wins
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Now that Machado guy he will get 3000
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>>154350742
Yep
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>>154350775
Mets are hard to compare to another leagues team because other leagues have salary caps. What makes the Mets so pathetic is that spend an insane amount of money to suck
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>>154350777
Why doesn’t that replacement player get 10 WAR then?
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>>154350757
Body
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>>154350777
Not if the pitcher throws all nine innings.
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If you demote a 5 war player to double an and keep them there then what happens to the war? They became a replacement level player. How could there be a 5 WAR replacement player if there’s no wins above allowed to be charged to a replacement level player?
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Why does 2/3 of the league have the same record this season?
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>>154350793
Then i guess the closest would be last season's Suns
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Smart teams like the Mets
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>>154350835
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>>154350688
>Why are they run so poorly?
mexican owners
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>>154350835
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>tfw we live in an America where Rick Monday is the bad guy for taking away a flag about to be burned
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>>154351009
bad guy? I've never heard that narrative, sorry you run in those circles
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>>154351019
It wasn't my choice
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>>154351027
ok
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Kek dying timmy
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>>154346995
Fuck yeah. Welcome aboard mate. You're lucky. You will never see this team lose especially to the Boscum
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>>154347484
tolle made schitler look like a dweeb so it was a spiritual win
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>>154351069
THE COPIUM IS DELICIOUS
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>>154350636
I believe you, but I stopped reading after "cubs girl poster"
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hear me out here. the recent dodgers-giants "incident" wouldn't have happened if giants' RETARD 3rd base coach didn't send lee in. LMAO he had no chance from 1st
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>cubgers game is an Apple exclusive
Gayyy
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>>154351204
a lot of cubs gals are apple users I get the decision
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>>154350835
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>>154350835
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Honestly the Blue Jays might still be the 3rd/4th best team in the AL. What a fraudass league
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>>154346995
Fuck off mate
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>>154346995
O shit nigga what are you doing?
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>>154350455
Canada is my big spoon
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Boscums got swindled by Breggy
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Doggie doos KEK
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Your life could be gone in an instant and you wouldn’t even know it
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>>154351603
Life is always at a full count...
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why did the a’ss give mason miller to the poodres
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Who’s ready for Luis Gil’s perfect game?
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>>154351638
Miller probably wanted to leave and the fact that the Padres were willing to give the #3 overall prospect in the whole sport for him was a return you can't really pass up
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>>154351713
They are truly ugly people from the inside and out.
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>Padres outbid the cubs on Giolito
>now outlets are saying they're legitimately in the running to try and land skubal
is one outbidding story really all it takes? not even on an expensive contract either?
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>>154352346
these stories always ignore that a player just might prefer to live in X city or prefer a certain team
fx Giolito is from California and also he might think Chicago is a cold shithole
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Faggot Phillies kek!
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>>154352421
>The Philadelphia Phillies' misery continues.
>They lose their 9th game in a row and are tied with the Kansas City Royals for the worst record in MLB with an 8-17 record.
>They already are 9 1/2 games behind Atlanta in the NL East.
Will my braves sweep them a second time in april? Many are saying..
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It's time for the MLB to step in and do something about the 'American' ''''League''''
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>>154352421
Cubs bout to drop to last place after facing my Padgers
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>>154351941
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Good morning /mlb/.
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>>154352450
Why? What's going on with the AL?
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>>154351713
Stav won (the Pete Alonso sweepstakes)
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>be nick
>bully friends for being fat or jewish
>fade into obscurity
stav and adam both won
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>>154352421
>Spend a billion dollars in the offseason just to finish 3rd in the NL.
The worst run organization.
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the mets and the phillies are simply losers. who else loses 9+ in a row?
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>>154352631
they suck
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>>154351941
That's right Cool Adam
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take it back to r*ddit this is a baseball genny
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>>154346750
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who would win a 7 game series: an all jap team vs an all black team?
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https://www.instagram.com/reel/DXfgXoigL3h/
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>>154352891
The Japanese team, easily.
The black team wouldn't have Dominicans on their team
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>>154352867
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only a pussy ass BITCH would be offended by what DALTON RUSHING did
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Did they juice the balls again? I feel like I keep seeing ansolutely monstrous home runs every single day
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>>154352977
They're juicing the bats. They're juicing the balls.
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>>154352977
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>>154352953
logan webb a pussy dawg rushing and kim made him look like a bitch giants r gay af
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>>154352753
Adam got to fuck prime Dasha tho
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is your fridge running?
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Guys I am not getting out of bed until I get some coffee
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>>154353220
that’s a catch 22
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>>154353251
I don't know that player
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gm
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>>154353220
comin right up
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I can't believe we paid the Athletics almost six million dollars so that we could keep this absolutely knuckledragging useless piece of shit Mark Vientos on the roster instead of McNeil.
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>>154353097
yo he look mexican almost
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>>154353283
>running WITH A PIANO ON HIS BACK
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zSZM1qM6UrI
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>>154353288
he is
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WE'RE ALL BEHIND OUR BASEBALL TEAM~
GO GETTEM CUBBIES~
WORLD SERIES BOUND AND PICKING UP STEAM~
GO GETTEM CUBBIES~
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I woke up pitching a tent if you know what I mean
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>>154353338
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>>154352953
Rushing did nothing wrong. His only crime is looking like a great, big faggot thougheverbeit.
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I think he means he's got a rager, but I can't be sure until he elaborates further.
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I'm a girl
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all he did was make a good tag
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This is a Flyleaf genny now
>>
iran out of coffee
and the struggle israel
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Could be a Seether Genny actually. I've changed my mind.
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Seether? I barely know her!
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i can feel you all around me
thickening the air i'm breathing
holding on to what i'm feeling
savouring this heart that's healing
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WE'RE ALL BEHIND OUR BASEBALL TEAM~
GO GETTEM CUBBIES~
WORLD SERIES BOUND AND PICKING UP STEAM~
GO GETTEM CUBBIES~
>>
OOOHHH OOOOOOHHHHH I AM ABOUT TOO CUMM OOOOOOOHHHH MY GOD ITS ALL OVER THE GENNY
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>>154353542
NOW THATS A FLY LEAF
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haha let me remind you ONCE AGAIN that the play should have never happened. it happened because RETARD giants' 3rd base coach sent lee from 1st which he had ZERO CHANCE even with pages throwing it weakly to the cutoff man because EVERYONE thought lee was stopping at 3rd. fukken LMAO dodgers were like
>oh shit he's running
and then freeland just threw him out by a mile
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>>154353544
meet me in the cornfield brotha
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>>154353576
forgot to mention that it was good for baseball
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>>154353583
That Central bro know how work it....
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>>154353583
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>>154353583
*trying to hide raging erection*
wtf is this gay shit! Fucking faggots!
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>>154353583
Did Cohen really put a cornfield around the Mets stadium?
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>>154353583
country boys make do
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>>154353583
try that in a small town
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How are we feeling about facing the Berds, Mchads?
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>>154353583
White people have no cul-
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>>154353640
*tries it in a small town*
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>>154353643
/we/ have already conceded defeat
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>>154353583
That sucking and licking motion, that hand motion, this guy is well-trained!
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>>154353665
Sorry, I'm always the last to hear about this shit. So it's over?
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put the NL east onto a rocket and shoot it at the sun
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Put the whole league in a rocket and send it up my ass
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put the rocket in a rocket and send him up my ass
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Fenway? That’s Yankee Stadium Minor
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>>154353741
I DON'T LIKE EITHER OF THEM. THEY SUCK!
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you can now bet on the German Bundesliga
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>>154353750
>PNW cuck
Hope you’re ready for Luis Gil’s perfect game today.
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>>154353751
>Bundesliga
is that like a german sandwich?
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>>154353741
>MinneapolisKing
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>>154353583
big game against the phillies tonight
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>>154353757
WHAT AND WHO?
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>>154353767
The only Boston fans left are David Ortiz expat Twins fans who are also transgender. KWAB.
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>Blowman Fagtony injured again
BUST
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Actually I've decided the Ms will win tonight.
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Why would the new owners of the Padres stay in San Diego when their current mayor hates them?
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Have tripfags ever contributed anything to this site?
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O filthies o filthies

Ye released Taijuan Walker but the rotation is cavernous

Shall I propose the Strominator?
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Fill in the blanks
___________ is like winning the world series for the ________________
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>>154353973
Juan Soto
Padres
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>>154353973
Beating up on kershaw 30 years ago
Giants
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>>154353973
Spamming /sp/
Yankees fans
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>>154353973
filling in the blanks is like winning the world series for /mlb/
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>>154354010
Who’s ready for Luis Gil’s perfect start?
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>>154353920
they won't.
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>>154353973
winning the world series
dodgers
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tigers look like the most dangerous team in da league. built for postseason play
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>>154354015
winner
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>>154354051
Oh really? How has that worked out for them the last few years?
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>>154354028
Recker on the board
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>>154354028

>kimbrel for mest and pods

disgusto
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>>154353583
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Mets swapped the best closer in the MLB last year for the worst one this year.
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>>154354147
they didnt have a nasty rotation and mcgonigle
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>>154353730
Who put this league in my ass?
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>>154353530
>>154353520
Korn genny >>154353583
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>>154353973
Winning games
Mets
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shithole cities: new york, philadelphia
shit team: mets, phillies
explain this
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West coasties wake up already seething :D
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>>154350742
Cane’s
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>>154354274
its a limp bizkit genny
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>>154354363
Bizkit’s ftom Cane’s?
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>>154354405
hardee's
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>>154354405
Popeyes
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Dalton Rushing thought the Rockies were cheating because they swing early in the count lol
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it's just one of those days
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>>154354405
chikfila
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>>154354405
ronald's
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>biscuits
this is a croissant genny
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1 post closer to nu
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>>154354421
>>154354454
>>154354470
>>154354475
>>154354485
Are any of you Foodspie?
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>>154354550
foodspie left same time as chefspie
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I skip breakfast
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>>154354541
AND IM ABOUT TO BREAK!!
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>>154354593
Are you lunchspie?
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>>154354028
I like how Kirby Puckett was portrayed as this lovable aw shucks chungus guy but in real life he was a hideous degenerate whose personal life was total wreckage.
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>15 post to go and a long way to go
>And a short time to get there
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Let them posties roll
>>
post
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>>154354633
Posting for new. This was not our best genny
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>>154354633
>>154354638
>>154354641
>>154354644
Stop spamming faggot
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nu got 'em by the short and curlies!
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>>154353973
posting
posties
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>>154354633
>>154354638
>>154354641
>>154354644
Collar these rats!!
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>>154354650
>>154354664
That's it, give me all your angry (You)s. They are mine
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>>154354274
mleb is a confirmed primus genny
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I'm cookin up a nu!
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my name is cub
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>>154354692
Not to be confused with Bill, or Jack, or Pete, or Dennis?
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nu in negative 2
>>154354708
>>154354708
>>154354708
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dont bother making a nu
it's all pointless
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>>154354713
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500.
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Mornin' I slept in because there's NO BASEBALL until 3 in the afternoon.



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