Black QBs edition8:00 EDT on FOX
>>154358883>people still have my screencaps from 2020god bless you anon
>>154358938I keep as much of that 2020 shit as I can find amigo
>>154358957based
>>154359040We were robbed of Reggie Howard being an unofficial mascot
>>154358957
oh yeah im FEELING LITTY ON FRIDAY
Now THIS is the Birmingham fanbase I remember. Wonder what the excuse is this time.
phenomenal return
brvtal start
wew
Hell of a catch. DC looking just like last week, shit until 3rd down.
Booty blasting in progress.
i think they gottem
>>154359142I worked for an AAA dev that released a game which currently has 20 active players.It's funny for like a week how delusional management are and the two-minutes-hate campaign that gets held during meetings but after like the third time it's just sad and wastes your time. I don't think this thing lasts past this year.
>>154359301But what about your plan for corporate teams?
DTR trying to speedrun the back breaking Pick 6.
>>154359239And we’re down Coutee. I didn’t see Moore on the injury report, but I also did hear his name that first drive.
>>154359310It worked in arena football I guess.
So if Birmingham wins tonight will the fans stop despising McCarron or will it be a fluke and DTR saved his career and no other team has ever been fucked like this?
lmao did the HC run into a reffie on the sideline?
>>154359329*didn’t
Hell of a catch if he had control.
>HC chimp outLMAO
>_____ qbs
Fuck these Refs.
>>154359389Tomlin-esque>Doesn’t matter, lmao, once a Brown, always a Brown
>McCarron going apeshit on the hotmicjej
Damn, almost a safety. Cmon hams.
they almost got a safety
What else is there to do in Birmingham on a Friday really?
>>154359526Well bubba had a cookout and the walmart had a sale and it said it might rain at some point in the next 3 days and Holtz isn't here and that's really the only person we would show up for so long as you ignore the fact that we never showed up for him either.
>>154359526no idea
>>154359526i had a good time there but it was precovid
>Defendies>Can't defendHmmm
lmao cut that kicker
>>154359526Crimes.
CMON BRUH! CMON BRUH! CMON! CMON!
DTR lookin kinda...... LITTY
>>154359580Honestly at this point Birmingham should just run 3 point plays every drive. They can't get kickers and it could be a massive advantage if you get good at 3 pointers.
>XFL kickers
that was Anders Carlson?
>>154359631Yeah they signed him after they cut their first guy 2 weeks ago. He's been horrific.
Fendies still winnin' this.
god i fucking hate growing ear and nose hair. getting old sucks
WE MISSIN ONE! TIMEOUT!
>>154359593
Man, Ta'amu was never fast, but he looks real slow now.
>>154359762Don't talk to me or my wifes son like that ever again.
DROPS IT IN THE BUCKET!
Whew, what a dragon. Excellent throw.
I want to bitch at Repole that all passes that don't make it past the LOS should be considered runs. Meaning even a forward pass that doesn't go past the line is a fumble. Because fuck jet passes and screens.
Way to miss idiot
UH OH
12 was selling so much I thought he was about to flop.
UFL refs have a problem of waiting entirely too long to blow the whistle on delay of game. He get like 4 full seconds before they blew it dead. It's been an issue for weeks.
time for the armpunt
Why did you even bother to take the TO there?
lol wow
tfw fatass whiteboy linemen don't know how to get the fuck outta the way smgdh
fucking yikes
Wade is pissed
>>154359955It was 62 yards and had the leg, he just needed to start the kick farther to the right.
Dangerous pass
>This game is not LITTY enough....>It needs star power....>JUCO star power....
>>154360329I dunno Dwayne, I think it's been litty. We've had good special teams, some hilarious turnovers, good QB play. What more can you ask for?
FOOOOOM
>Credit for the sackIs it a sack when the QB just dives?
wow
>>154360433Damn my stream is way behind
WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK WAS HE THINKING HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH
>>154360454stream? it's on fox...
>>154360454i am incredibly behind as well
its so fuckin over for the hams
>>154360489I use jewtube TV and if it's not through their specific gay app it's way behind. Was trying to be nice to the wife and let her use the TV but she fell asleep because she's a cat, so now I get to watch Ty Scott mog everyone on a shit screen I fucking hate screens. Still a good play though.
yeah it's over pack it up niggas you got got
>>154360532
Fake league
>>154360568
McCarron going ballistic on hotmics is my favorite part of this game
>>154360530>the wifeyou don't have to larp here, just buy a tv. they're like $150 these days
>>154360588Who do I have to fuck to get uncensored audio?
What happened to the Stallions? They were the best team of the last season. Now they look like this. I never thought they were fun to watch play, but now they're also shit.
>>154360596I swear she's real anon, she just posts on another board you've never been to.
>>154360588my personal favorite was him screaming "GET OFF THE FUCKING FIELD" during the battlehawks game
>>154360627They were not the best team last season, they were 3 or 4. The coaching change is the biggest thing, but also they were just more capable of scraping out wins they didn't deserve last year. Remember, they lost to Memphis.
>>154360627Iron>>>stallions
hams aren't cooked yet>>154360672trvth nvke
tfw black spiderman
.BLACK SPIDERMAN!
DTR is a lot of things, but he looks so decisive compared to every other QB in the league.
>>154360738it's nice having 2 NFL bodies at QB
OK IF WE, HEY LISTEN, IF WE GET THE FIRST DOWN......IF IT'S FOURTH DOWN....WE KICK IT OK?
my grandpa just texted me he's watching this game so it needs to be really good now
I'm supposed to root for the hams but that's a borderline empty stadium while DC is unironically behind the defendies
TOUCHDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHN!
UFL coaches can't get no neck from the reporters
I love that fatass nigga in the crowd with full pads
>the king of spring
>>154360858i just imagined him opening the passenger side door of his uber
>>154360858this guy?
>>154360816DC was just as empty last week for a rivalry game.
>mccarron seethinglol
>>154360883that's him he has a newer jersey now
This game is so fucking litty, god damn.
Lmao that coach's zestiness would be flagged in the NFL
lmao wow stallions
>>154360893Happy to end by friendship with the fendies then. I'm a BOTES turned into a kakaw
XFL KICKERS>XFL KICKERSXFL KICKERS>XFL KICKERS
>ufl kickers
>>154360990Spoiler botefriend, >we(hawkies) just had our lowest attended game ever 2 weeks ago. No idea what's going on but even places that did get behind teams just had a week or two of caverns.
first half has ne feeling pretty LITTY
>>154360990I was a Sea Dragon (TROGDORS) turned Renegade. Giving strong consideration to jumping to the KANGZ though.
>>154361089God those fucking 2020 Draggies uniforms get my dick hard. One of my favorites across the entire sport.
>>154361039Well that's a shame>>154361135That's a great helmet
>>154361135fuck that league was so much fun
Way to fucking miss it Cameraman. Retard
>UFL Cameramen
TOUCHDAHN WE GOT OURSELVES A BALL GAME
>OH MY GOD NO!
okay now this is epic
>>154361421Are you Yinzer?
>>154361493Nah, just watch too much of that fat fuck Tree.
>>154361135
Feels good that it's not just my hawkies that can't seem to stop Ta'amu on 3rd down.
Awful no call there, clear grounding.
>ynr fox attempting to make a celebrity out of luis perez
Does Birmingham even have safeties?
>>154361640it wasnt just FOX
DRAGOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNN
>>154361640>>154361674I firmly believe that was all the brainchild of Moose. That fucking retard would have pushed Dead Eyes Dempsey in the PBL revival over Rick Kenmore. Dipshit.
>>154361515You are stealing my culture >:(Anyways, have a draft pic from yesterday.
Was that OK State QB Spencer Sanders on the bench next to Ta'amu?
THIS ONE'S OGRE
and DTR will put the ball in the hands on the defense as well
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOFUCK 'EM UP DCCCCCCCCCCC
>>154361727Why yes it was. He's their primary backup I think, with Beaner as the 3rd guy.
If DC gets a TD here I'm turning on the hockey game.
lmao, Blake Williams is hilarious.
>MTF chainWhat did he mean by this?
If this motherfucker says "holding their water" one more fucking time.
>>154361947
What the fuck was that play?
lol
>>154361959He looks absolutely zooted
>OUTSTANDING JOB BY DTRThe retard completely messed up the timing of the play. What the fuck is with this dick sucking over DTR tonight?
lmao way to fuck up the jump, Jordan.
damn i was hoping ta'amu was gonna score on that hurdle
Ponybros...
>>154362063All commentators are contractually obligated to suck the dick of whoever is playing against DC, regardless of how shit they’re playing or how bad they’re getting blown out.
KEK
>screen on 4th and longYou fucking cowards I'm glad you're losing.
cmon, at least throw it down the field
>Shitting on the receiver for roid raging and scaring the hoesJej
>4th and nine>throw behind the line of scrimmagefuck sake
What’s the point of having cheerleaders if I can’t stare at their tummies?
I'm sorry AJ McCarron, you'll always be a Battlehawk legend. But for the love of god pass the Head Coach job to someone else
See? Even when they “complimenting” DC for being a complete football team, they’re still being backhanded about how we can’t get Deon Jackson specifically going. It’s so fucking tiresome.
DC fans sound like Stallion fans now. "Why do they hate us? All they do is talk about how good other teams are and never talk about how good we are!"
>CMON DEAN
Thats a fucking TD
D.C is donkey fucking these hams
>>154362643NOW it's a TUDDY
>>154362629Nigga, we are ass fucking the Stallions and all they can do is give us backhanded remarks between mouthfuls of DTR’s cock and talking about how their shit defense is “holding their water.”
>>154362695Oh you literally can't tell when they're talking about DC, can you?
>>154362632What happened to him? He used to be so fair and consistent in 2023, and now he’s almost just as shit as Mike.
>another blowout winso what the fuck were the defenders doing week 1? sleepwalking?
>>154362722He’s used that phrase to describe both teams.
>>154362756He used it to describe Birmingham once, and he said "It's like what DC does!".
>>154362741Our offensive line was ass.
>>154362777Okay, so I was wrong about that one specific point. Doesn’t change that it took 24 unanswered for them to finally call a spade a spade and admit that the game is basically over. Even now, they’re still making excuses for DTR who’s playing just like he always has.
What a spaghetti play
Taking the ball off the kid for a meaningless one is always the gayest thing ever.
>>154363107my favorite kind
Did they get rid of the Double Forward Pass move in the UFL?
Lol what a retard
>>154363190No it's still there. Just nobody uses it because it's a meme.
>>154363215Being a Browns QB is an incurable disease.
>>154363190no. its just nobody has been attempting them
>>154363250If UFL did more UFL exclusive stuff like this, it'd would be so much more fun.
>>154363238>>154363250I just thought of this. How do they do passing stats for double passes?
>>154363315thats been one of my gripes. even back in 2020 most of the coaches refused to scheme up plays that take advantage of the unique rules
>Stallions vs Orlando Storm next weekOh god.Ponies are going 1-5 aren't they
>>154363396That's actually my biggest grip. I think that's because a good number of coaches just wanted to play the XFL like the NFL but with slightly more "college-like" rules. Now that UFL is all-in on being the NFL's D-League, the coaches, players, etc will try to be as "NFL" as possible (which is not why I watch the UFL). Makes sense, especially because of the money you'd get, but still unfortunate how so much of the UFL's uniqueness goes underutilized (or flat out ignored).
>>154363396>>154363485How do you even design a real double forward pass? The double pass is already gimmicky as hell and usually a terrible play to waste time on.
