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Blue Sox!
My Os are gaping the period sox
>flies into thread
why do Ms fans love making everything about themselves
scherzer whats going on big guy?
>>154359171There is no team near them so they are spoiled
Love the missus, love the home and most importantly love the Dodgers baseball
dodgers
>rocky bunting
>>154359173>big guy
I've never seen a hitter called out like that
max shitzer is only playing for health insurance
my redneck pitcher
If you argue obvious bullshit the pitch clock should start and the next batter should start accumulating strikes, you shouldn’t get to throw the pitcher off rhythm by chimping out for no reason.
BROS WHERE IS KEEF????
>>154359170>trade for brendan flyover>he can't flyover to st. louis
>>154359184>hagposting
>max shitter
>>154359193He has enough service time where him and his family is already covered by the players association policy.
>>154359198He had surgery
>>154359198he died during surgery last week :/
>>154359206this is a hag and slampig general
>>154359218yeah but we need him>>154359224you're a disgusting and small person who will never escape misery
>>154359184Fivehead
a GRISHIAN lead off walk
>>154359224I didn't like this post
a JUDGIAN walk
Dodgers
Who's the kneegrow in the Jays commentator booth
>>154359278huge supple jewy funbags
a BELLINGERIAN basehit, bases juiced, 0 outs
>>154359278phwoaryummy
>>154359278yankee booba
5 innings at freddies
>>154359283I think she's latina
>>154359278she has a similar head shape as delio
who has link to game (mets)
a RICIAN hard hit infield E5, 1 run scores!
Fuck Altuve lol
>>154359315me
>>154359315mlbwebcast
Freddy getting fingered here
a STANTONIAN trade to the LA Dodgers
>>154359315Stream + (opposite of west)
jp walkford :)
mest kek
send holmes to single A
Adley is back bitches
>RISPieskek
Who the fuck is Bryan Bello?
>>154359315I have it
>>154359379He's on humiliation ritual duty tonight
schwarber kek schKWABer KEK
JAZZ SWAG 3-0
Freddie is a 5 guys inning guy
gonna need to switch out bello last inning
cow sucks so bad
Tyler Freeman, son of Freddie
Yankletics run their divisions.And they told me Vegas wasn’t legit.
>>154359337>five digit freddyLet me know when mest get a pitcher that can take the whole fist.
>>154359308there are latin jews. that nose don't lie playboi
what do cubs girls smell like?
>>154359444bags of sand
>>154359444hot dogs
>New City Connect Uniforms>Immediately gives up three homers
>>154359444hot dogs of sand
lets score some runs
>>154359444bags of hot dogs
>>154359313I was immediately reminded of bree as well
>>154359418>mariners playerThat checks out!
>>154359444Depends on age
>>154359444bags of salty coins and milk
Ronny Mo!
nice running Tyrone :)nice hitting Ronny :)
i wonder if phils braves will turn into a booty blasting
M A T TATT
kek Bo no!
I know yordan smoked that
Bo :(
I leave for one minute after that brilliant Ronny and Tyrone play just for the Mets to be all out. Tf
atta boy McClain!
Unconventional but good inning for George.
1-2-3-inning for Wild Bill!
Bo giveth runs and Bo given DPs
it's like the worst teams in the league keep lining up to play the yankees, royals, red sox, now astros, all they're missing are the phillies and mets
RYMAC OPPO TACO!
>sixth inning Freddy
>Kodai starting tomorrowMetsbros, I don't feel so good
WE'RE ALL BEHIND OUR BASEBALL TEAM~GO GETTEM CUBBIES~WORLD SERIES BOUND AND PICKING UP STEAM~GO GETTEM CUBBIES~
>giving up a homerun to Ryan McMahonThey’re really dead, aren’t they?
>>154359630As a new tigers fan I like the cubbies song
OPPO HARPER
>>154359620It’s the Rockies lol
No more Murikami magic bros :(
>mest can’t score on the Rockies
>mestkekini
>>154359620>5+1 inning peraltaI’m still not impressed.
HARPY!
>>154359675no refunds
fuck yeah cole young!
Freddie really should not have started this inning
>5 inning Freddy
Mayo'd
Murakami bomb!
Is there a twitter or subreddit that posts all the clips from the fan cam shots? Like every time the crowd is shown. Asking for a friend.
>>154359752You dont have friends
no decision freddy :(
Yayyyyyy Murikami you made me win $100!!!!!!!! I love Murikami. I love my missus. I love the White Sox
>>154359764If I rape you that makes us friends by association.
>>154359401Can you send him out tomorrow he's fun ^•^
based Sean :)
What is his power? Murakami is ridiculous There's no way he actually can single handedly propel the chisox to a playoffs can he?
>>154359808Thanks
If the Mets score two runs they can take the lead here and eventually win the ballgame, as long as they done give up two or more subsequent runs to the opposition.
1 day soon, Freddy WILL complete 6 innings and you will ALL kneel
>red sux>doing anything besides selling the team kek
>bottom of the 2nd and I'm already falling asleep Not like this...
>>154359817kek np brother x
>>154359809>tfw Manfred gave the White Sox the Ohtani super baseballsIt pays to have a Japanese slugger :Dhttps://x.com/TalkinBaseball_/status/2047838152530837790Sorry for twitter link, i dont have webm making stuff here.
Soto getting it started
>Lindor down indefinitely Faggets kek
>>154359888This is good for >us.
>imp calls a low strike>challenge>gets overturned >he calls the next one in the same spot in a ball kek what a KWUMP
>>154359870dat boi cranks
>mest
>>154359870cat boi dranks
He's outvarez
Nevermind I've gotten my second wind. Go Mariners.
>>154359888at its worst a total nonfactor at best a big positive
>>154359856Since 2010 My Orange ducks are only behind Boston by 12 wins owo!
Hope sale enjoys his week off
>nats baserunning
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>154359444rotting axe wound
>>154359888>Normal IL stint at first>Mets start playing better>Suddenly "indefinitely"The Mets got the problem solved.
>>154359968Jej
>broadcast keeps saying how bad the royals have been>beat the shit out of usYeah that's very on brand for my Angels
>>154359968KWABoston
fuck this schneemann slurping team
>>154359968Ahh my legs mark! The pyro is triggering flashbacks!
>>154359977Oh i forgot to mention. Is the Mets white ballcap count as a cursed uniform? I can never decide if it was cool or really bad.
>>154359997many such cases :(
>>154359977>bernard gilkeynow that takes me back
>Stankees could only score 4 runs on the Red Sux Shit team
The Mets are losing to the Rockies.
>>154359968(>^•^<)/ Yay
>>154360016Woah hey man, that's not freakin cool.
>>154360052Birb fren henlo!
>>154360066source?
>>154360061We scored 12 thoughbeit.
>>154360016too soon
Guys seriously where can I find fan replays
>>154360052good challenge
>>154359968Oh no oh no oh no
>>154360101Update?
didnt go.
BOOOOO
>>154360052Whatever happens in this short series, Berdsbro, I wish you well. Brendan Flyover has been excellent, it's a shame he's currently out, but he's given me hope up to this point.
Jesus Orioles are they gonna go for 30 just like what Texas did to them 40 years ago?
Who is Lance Mcullers Jr.?
You just have to give the Cubs a chance!
fucking hell thomson
holy kek you gotta catch that
>>154359968>we didn't sign any bats this year so we could focus on pitching and run preve-
>>154360114What game was it? I'm autistic and buzzed enough for a challenge.
>le analytics driven sport missed out on this guy and let him go to the white sox for a bag of dirtKEK
L O W EOWE
MONEYONEY
>>154360173Peter Brand from Moneyball (2011) would never have let this happen.
>>154360173The white Sox are a smart organization
walt just won manager of the year
thomson has started losing his touch on when to take someone out.
>>154360163Why does mlb need realignment? We already have the Mets in the AL East lel
>>154360173now show me his npb numbers
>>154360191Stfu Jonah
I'm gay go yanks!!
>>154360167Mets. Blonde preteen. Thanks!
uhh Metsbros, the vibes have shifted
>>154360199bro looks like a faithful bodyguard of germanicus
>>154360218sorry
>>154360173This is pretty much the next Ohtani.
>defense lets down rookie pitcher who went pretty deep into the game, now he's cookedgood job phils
why the fuck is painter still in? fuck off thomson
filthies kek KEK
>>154360222The season is still dead in my mind, I'm just watching with apathy and boredom.
>>154359143Mt. Rainier will never be “a think”all west coast fags will hang
>>154360173Blowgays got the Temu version lol
>>154360191he's the head honcho of the rockies and they didn't get him
skenes perfect thru 5
>PAINTERDELPHIA
>>154360243he should've been taken out after the first base runner got on. this is fucking retarded. that was like 15 pitches ago.
absolute kino inning in atlanta
>>154360221Nevermind I'm getting another drink
>>154360222it'd be neat if they stopped grounding into DPs
Cole Young is the Mariners most consistent position player.
>>154359968Wtf, I love the gloryholes now.
>>154360256you'll still be ahead of the phillies once the night is over
>>154360265OH MY HECKIN SCIENCE A P****** G***
>>154359492*psychically touches tips*
>>154360256based lifer>>154360279that would be quite delightful
>>154360259>>154360238>>154360196>>154360173Scoreboard
Rockies are beating the Mets
>>154360280Love watching him play. He's been great thus far.
ATTA BABE VIENTOS THE RUN STARTS RIGHT HERENO MORE DPS NO MORE POPUPS NO MORE STRIKEOUTS
>>154360301Mets are beating themselves.
>>154360299Oh nice, let’s check the division standings.
at least we still have crawford
now the phillies will mope around and do nothing but swing like retards for the rest of the game
KKKonnor Griffin
>>154360301
naylor draws a walk that's improvement
>>154360349kek and immediately steals second
>>154360343nice truck this one
>Red Sux
>marcus semen
>>154360278Unlucky
is it possible to be a mets fan and not be the biggest fag of all time
>>154360370kek, gottem!
Holding hands with Cubs girls
>>154360370Fucking kek. Bombston btfo
>The Boston Tennis Players
>>154360377Jerry Seinfeld dated a 17 year old with big tits.
I think it’s time to send them down to AAA
6th inning for Skenes perfect game coming up
holy shit luke i thought he lost that challenge
>>154360322Yep you're still near last place
>>154360377never been to the west village, have you
I’m a fag! A Mets fag!
>>154360407Go IDF. Go Mets.
I don't like ABS when the other team gets it right
Pallante hasn't thrown a single ball in the strikezone to Raley
a BELLINGERIAN xbh robbery
ABS challenge to kill Snekes’ perfect game (based)
o's winning too hardumps fixing the game
>white sux>getting shutdown by a 9 era pitcherBUT MUH MURAMUNEY
>yordanWhat ya doing big man? Stay near the base. Kwab
>>154360411Good diving stop there!
Dom!
Drinking scotch and looking at my old middle school yearbook with a semi chub right now.
>>154360455I mean, he did his part. He cant bat every time up.
>>154360445How can they get away with that? The entire stadium sees he is safe and they still fuck it up
>raggydoos getting no hit by Severino
Skenes has a perfect game though 6!
>>154360455>BUT MUHRAKAMIftfyYou had ONE job
JAZZED TO THE MOON
>>154360485How did the Mets destroy him?
>>154360485but how does that affect my Red Sox?
my poorats :)
>>154360485I'll open up a stream if he has it through 7
>>154360485I was able to attend the Phil Humber perfect game vs my Mariners back in 2012. I took my nieces on a whim and was miserable the entire time watching my team just get worked. Because I appreciate baseball history, I made sure to clap at the end. On the way out, they gave away a coin for Military Appreciation Day. I made sure both of my nieces got one and kept their tickets to this day.
>>154360498Cruz melty + the Earth's sun
>>154360498Wanted to bait them with false hope. 4d chess
PERFECT GAME! HE'S GOT A PERFECT GAME GOIN'!
livvy rn
>it was jizz>it was chimpcum>it was he’s a monkey>it was he ain’t going 50/50
Something something go cubs go
I feel like I could pitch a perfect game in the MLB. As long as they don’t hit it out of the ballpark
Watching Bummer makes me feel like I’m watching Will Smith
>>154360531BasedHe did totally swing at the end by the way
>>154360542it still is
>>154360539bitch need degree
What can /mlb/ do to disrupt Skenes?
Fuck you boston
>>154360531that's pretty cool pal
>>154360606nothing. /mlb/ is impotent
>>154360606Give me a blowjob
>>154360531dog put that in a sleeve or a frame what are we doing
Ok but we still have more rings than your club
>>154360606Why would you want to do that?
>>154360589We were sitting way out in RF. So many people cleared out throughout the game I should have moved us down the line. >>154360618Thanks, friendo.
>>154360606Is an anybody at the ballpark now? call him a nigger
>>154360606Let's all moon him!
>>154359968lol!
walkami
>shitvaldi
Knowing the Pirates, they’ll take him out after the 7th no matter what
>>154360653a disgusting act!
>>154360639Dawg, that picture is from many years ago. It is collected nicely.
>>154360691ok good. don't fucking scare me like that
a SOTONIAN rally-killing lineout
lucky ground rule double
>wiscodo people really call it that
Ahahaha Skenes booty blasted. Livvy dumping him
Skenes fucking sucks lmao
Mets got no rizz for the risp
Jake "I BREAK UP PERFECTOS" Bauers. Damn, I wanted to see history.
sorry Piratesbros, I just switched it on and he got the hit :(
paul sneedsbros....
>Hits over
skenes the cuck
Houston fags don’t even come around anymore with this dog shit pitching staff lol
>>154360762FUCK YOU!!!!!!
Skenes is a bust, Pirates should trade him to my M's for some peanuts and Leo Rivas.
berds tie
>pebbles
skenes more like skat
my boy Baty :)
>>154360779
Baty BANG off the bat.
Soft contact bullshit from the Cards. >>154360774Good idea, Jerry.
>>154360801still losing :)
>>154360779>ywn take her out for a $600 dinner before going to a trendy nightclub to watch her dance and make out with several different strangerswhy even live
That's my Ms
I don't know if the phillies will ever win a game again
>>154360809i fucked both of them
>>154360795
>>154360809>>154360779she's really cute :)
>>154360795ANITA MASYN WINN
>>154360831They probably just want to take the season off.
>>154360831>
>>154360343Hello truck fren <33
a GRISHIAN lead off walk (again)
Okay what about the baty flag? Did anyone screenshot the baty flag?
>>154360827>not taking her to the met followed by a walk in central park
a JUDGIAN fly out
If the braves sweep again that would be SO FUNNEH
>>154360886oh yeah i'm sure she'd love assorted gems and medieval armor
>>154360870What up, homie?
>>154360907it's much more than that but if a girl i'm dating wants to go to nightclubs then i'm not dating her. i ilke the beautiful nerdy types like evie in the mummy
U_U
>>154360905Not really
I don't know what you all did to Ward in Anaheim but thank you! He's had multiple four hit games already o.o
i can't wait for more funny mets videos
>>154360929>evie in the mummycorr now that is a hot nerd, love Rachel Weisz
>>154360886That's literally what he said. It's obvious he's a Mets fan.
>>154360929suit yourself. megasluts are insane fun.
foid wants to go to doggie doo game but she isn't really doggie doo material
Tyler Sodomy fucks ya!
>>154360929Evie was getting piped by all the old dudes in the paleontology department before meeting Brendan.
>>154360940Yes it would
>>154360942Imagine how good Trout would be if he didn't play in Anaheim
>>154360927Not much right meow, watching baseball then choir tomorrow :D you?
>>154360950Same but audience replays featuring female humans
>>154360977I'd fuck her in her doggie doo if you know what I mean
>>154360992Sing us a hymn nigga
>>154360992Watching my M's flail around. I'm not sure what Cal was doing there. Then I'll probably go play some pickleball tonight.
>>154360987I said that same thing presumably would be far less injured too! For real Dx
*steals your basehit*heh nothing personal
>>154360966they are but i wouldn't want to date onealso making out with a slut or fucking her raw is risky, and eating her pussy is a NO GO>>154360982>>154360955the duality of man
baty is sooo cute :3
>>154361010
>>154361014Tomorrow's is going to be on psalm 23, and of course since it's still Easter more Easter songs
>>154361045coward
Yordan should request a trade to the Dodgers.
>>154361060Sing for us!!
>>154360950
>>154361060VOCAWOO
The Berdinals connects hats are AWFUL
>>154361061alright but you gotta admit, fucking with a condom is the worst. it's almost not even worth it
>>154361060Are you hymnspie?
julio was clearly out idk what the ump was thinking
>>154361060based
Yordan should request a trade to the Rockies
>>154361090you must be circumsized
The Mets are currently still losing to the Rockies.
>>154361037I know judge is a super nice guy, but having a 6"10 270 pound person carry something like it's a toy is still strange to me.. I"m 5"5 160
>>154361090yeah duh. why would i use a condom?
any muncy’s?
>>154361102hymnspie left along with psalmspie
>>154361111that anon is right desu
>>154361111Something like that
>>154361111witnessedbut no i'm not. that's all the more reason to not use a condom. pussy feels amazing raw. a condom takes away from that>>154361125based STD collector
nice Sean, that was quite an AB from Karros though
>>154361141Oh cute cubs girl
>>154361102No but I did talk with bakerspie lots '-'
>using a condomenjoy hell
>>154361117>family car ride home after losing to the rockies
>>154361138Where’s choralespie?
Come on Jo what was that
Why didn't anyone want Murakami on their team? Major League Baseball is a joke.
>>154361120I would let him fuck me ferociously what about you
>>154361152stds are hilariously less prevalent than people think
post muncy
>>154361082OH MY GOD LMAO
>>154361170
>>154361184IGGY!!
>>154361141I would fuck this dude inside out if I'm being quite honest.
my national's "developmental success story", everyone
a RICED lead off double
>>154361088I loved the Orioles black and tie dye shirts but this new one with green and white looks awful. D:
holy fucking lineout bullshit
>>154361117Didn't the Dodgers just lose two out of three to them?
>>154361186yeah but i'm not going in raw on some rando unless she's got medical papers that clear heralso you can't really ask about that kinda shit without ruining the mood and if a rando WANTS you, her fellow rando, to fuck her raw then there is something very wrong and you should leave asap
If Seimen had a little more power left in him he would still be a good player.
lol mestfags thought it was gone
>philthy phielding
>white sux
>>154361141Now THAT'S a woman
>>154361233You're wrong.
>walking acuna for Baldwin Is Roy shoot retarded?
Mets just lost to the Rockies, not a single clutch bone in their body.
>>154361238like i said, you're a coward. and that's perfectly fine.
>>154361257She's got good jeans
>>154361257Amen brother
>>154361235at least today we had a lot of hard hits that didn't go our way. that's better than our lineup just being hopeless and flaccid the whole timeSoto is gonna break out soon. he's been smoking a lot of pitches that have just stayed in or gotten snagged
wtf where’s muncy bro
mets lose
lol mestsame ol' shitters
AAAAND THE METS LOSE
a STANTONIAN rbi drive
trea turner fucking sucks, he needs to be at 2B
>>154361275this is true. I'm afraid of AIDS, gonorrhea, syphilis, hep, and crabs. clean life for me
aiiiieeeee gg rox dingas
Cam meaner raw
gg Rockies see ya tomorrow>>154361284yea I was noticing that yesterday harder hits, just need to be placed betterbetter luck next time I guess :(
lolmetsz…FAGGets kek! *deep breath* get me to mettiejetties!
Reds park is spamming fireworks while down two runs in a rain delay
>>154361273Anyone associated with philly is retarded
>>154361343Based
the rockies?
>>154361324we'll take the next 2!(pray that Kodai doesn't get slaughtered)
NAYLOR BOMB
>>154361343they're attacking the clouds to make the rain go away
>naylori hardly know her
>>154361343SOVL
All aboard the buc truck
I'm at the Dodgers game and like half the stadium is full of Cubs girls eating hot dogs
>>154361374coward.
>>154361343they have the heavy duty shit going too, my building is SHAKING
Where did it all go so wrong?
did anyone else see the apple tv slowmo replay of trea's error? he just doesn't take fielding seriously and I'm so tired of seeing his defensive slopthe trea signing is what closed the phillies window, it completely fucked up the team
>>154361387pics or I didn’t jack off to it
Shut up /mlb/ there's nothing wrong with Scherzer he just forgot his metamucil today, guardians aren't that good we're taking the next two BELIEVE IT
gg blowgays
>>154361355Kodai will get fucked and sub out during the third inning
>>154361389They were going for like ten minutes it seems lol
>LeasureFuck sake
>THERE IT GOOOOOOOES, SEE YA!Is there a more soulless home run call in the game?
the jays should stop getting injured, retards
>>154361308it's literally almost impossible to get any of those from straight sex in 2026
>>154361414we'll know we're cooked if his first fastball is 93mph lol
>>154361388it takes a lot of courage to come up here.
>>154361400trading ruth
>>154361437*thunderous applause*
>>154361433>almostthe risk is all yours big dawg
>>154361418neighbor's poor dog is going ballistic
>>154361436we'd pray tor 93 at this point lol, scherzer was doing 91 that game
Nice heroes and leaders ya got there Philly
>blowgayskek
>>154361462yeah but max is 40 and a legend. he's done it all and this is just his victory lap, even if it's costing y'all some winssenga is supposed to be in his prime but all he's done is put us in a prime position to get battered>>154361437tell us a mets joke!
manfred should let us take a break every 2 games, that would be fair
I want to meet the blowgays kek. I want to greet the blowgays kek.
>stanton is killthere goes his trade value
i'd hate to be a starting pitcher because scherzer singlehandedly FUCKED us
>>154361500We could space out the season nicely that way.
>>154361496>tell us a mets joke!
Phillies have now lost 4 straight to the braves and 10 straight in general
a CABALLERONIAN basehit
>>154361398Yo, I'm coming to visit your team in a couple weeks for a Mariners game. Anything interesting at the stadium I should check out? I have my MLB passport book ready.
>>154361138Are you chrispie? [get it - chrispie? kek]
>Boston baserunning
>>154361524april's looking a lot like june>ACCELERATE
Are residents of the Lou known as Pous?
>Phillies 10 straight losing streak>10.5 out of the division lead in Aprillolz
>>154361543>Anything interesting at the stadium I should check out?just make sure to bring your firearm. also get an italian beef and onion rings from portillo's while youre in the city
Get fucked Boston
>>154361455>*thunderous applause*that's how liberty dies.
it's the Rays' year
>>154361506insane how any game with scherzer or lauer are an instant loss because they are both hiding injuries
If only the white sox had some sort of a bullpen
>asstros
>>154361565>>154361536gg barfiedoos. thomson left a fucking rookie pitcher in unironically 20 pitches too long.
>Braveswinlol
>>154361592kek
yo just tuned into the stream. how come apple TV shoe only the fattest, ugliest girls in the stands?
>>154361570Portillo's, got it. I also have two guns on me at all times. Plus, I'm going to a Cubs game. There is a day where I could go to Milwaukee to catch a game there, but 2 hours each way is gonna chew up a bunch of time and be costly. I have no interest in renting a car either.
>>154361592It’s liberty green /a/k/a/ slightly desaturated cyan - like green
>>154361585this is as creepy and cringey as the mest bugposter obsessing over his assless koreans
AINT NO PARTY LIKE A HOME RUN PARTY
>>154361595>hiding injuries What?
I fucking love baseball bros
what team does Penelope Woods root for?
>>154361667wtf is this real??
>>154361648this has been debunked
>>154361655No it's not, she at least has a body on her
>>154361595>scherzerlol he's not injured, he's just fucking old
>>154361669scherzer had arm impingement issues and his velo has been down 4 sincelauer was fucking taped up last game, and was throwing 88 mph slopboth are fucked
>>154361637portillo's is fast food slop btw
>>154361680good manfav baseball movie?
no ass: >>154361688ass from the front:
>>154361697This. The real play is Ricobene's. It's just 10 minutes down the street and always filled with cops so you have backup
My boxer briefs ripped wide open right where my asshole is and I've never felt more like an emasculated prison bitch in my life even though I'm in the privacy of my own home
>>154361426It's really bad, but I've gotten so used to it at this point it's grown on me. Also worth it to hear Paulie O'Neill get progressively drunker each inning.
ANUDDA BELLINGERIAN OF ASSIST
for me? it's andre ethier
new >>154361740
>>154361711hmmm probably Major League or Everybody Wants Some, but I like Bull Durham toowatched 8 Men Out a few days ago and that was neat too
>>154361503Nobody was ever going to take that contract anyway.
>>154361570where should a first-timer go for deep dish and tavern style pizza?
Sam Antonacci is based
>>154361765Yes, I need to know this as well.
>>154361761What contract?
stFd!!wtFbttd!!!
We woke up one morning and fell a little further down For sure it's the valley of death
>>154359143bump for Rainier
