Previous: >>154357871The lakies are officially 3-0
>>154363286that fucking look on ian eagle's face
What was going through the fan's head there?
Bron really went to those freak offs
>>154363327"GET THIS FAGGOT OFF ME"
making kevin harlan broadcast with a woman is fucking ridiculous
>>154363286wtf not in front of kids lebron!
>>154363286Bro is mesmerized by LeBunsOfSteel
>>154363327don't cum don't cum don't cum don't cum don't cum don't cum
>>154363286nah nah nah nah nah dis y i cant fw u /nba/ niggas always on sum sus shit
>>154363371he's not marv albert
my rockets will take it to 7
>>154363381NegroBuckASSociation
>>154363327Trying real hard to hide his erection
>>154363286who dickrides the dickrider?
>>154362935Calipari was very bad his last few years there. But he made acuff look very good this year at Arkansas.
That was an honest attempt to let the Rockets win and they still couldn't.
LeBrap
d-wade is not a good commentator mostly cus he doesn't have the voice for it and the bitch should just an hero
Rockets fucking suck ass and will just get swept, maybe Silver said fuck it give it to the Lakers.
Reaves and Luka getting a ton of rest. Lakers can beat OKC if things go their way
>>154363286LeTwerk
>>154363852I love Luka, but no way they're beating the okc with dort playing mma on them and sga flopping around like a monkey.
Holiday killed wemby and is destroying the spurs leftovers now, brutal
wembust
>>154363286legrindr
Games with Michelle Beadle are unwatchable
>>154363852>Lakers can beat OKC if things go their wayLMAOOOOOOOOO
>28 yr old D Fox getting carried by 21 yr old Stephon Castle>an 8th year vet getting carried by a literal rookieGrim.
Harper is that dude
Jews sisters...
>>154365864>Games with any woman announcer are unwatchableftfy
>>154363286>lebum
>>154364304Nigguh you dumb
rolling my eyes at the fact that people are going to call me insane for saying traore is a player on dylan harpers level acter this harper playoff performanceniggas hype up the smalles sample sizes
>>154365959Okc is losing to the suns lol
I can imagine all the people right now sleuthing on the internet trying to find KD's burners
Portland and Houston dropped the ball tonight. Both had the game in the bag and fumbled big time.
>>154367395its called being the worse basketball team
>>154367427Up by 6 with 30 seconds left you're betting against Houston?
>>154367447Game tied at start of OT you were betting Houston?
>>154367520Houston dropped the ball tonight. Had the game in the bag and fumbled big time.
>>154367520Not after those last 30 seconds meltdown lmao. Those young pups were mentally shot with no chance of winning in OT
at this point it's not even a lack of a point guard for Houston, it's a lack of an even semi competent primary ball handler
>>154367638>I never asked for this responsibility, coach>I told you I wasn't ready
MY san antonio spurs
>>154363852>if things go their wayyeah, if sga and dort simultaneously pop their achilles. otherwise, lol
>>154366167very evil stats
Rockets are garbage, get my nigga KD on a real team
>>154367659YOUR big ol' women
>>154367468He might play till hes 50 desu
>>154364093As much as Lelker's fans try to pretend otherwise they have historically had the best whistle in the NBA so it should cancel out OKC's
Can't stop thinking about LeStripper giving that lucky man a courtside lap dance... IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME!
Champagneie whatever. If Harper can keep this up then you're going to the bench
I wonder where Ja will go in the off season, hopefully the bucks
>>154367846He can be a 6th man on the Lakers
Lebron haters are hiding right now while last year while you're roasting me I never doubted bronny not the GOAT.YOU FAGGOT LEGOAT HATERS KEEP ON CRYING TO YOUR LOSER ASS JORDAN WHO HAD A SCRUB DRUG ADDICTED SON FUCKING KEKHAIL TO THE KING!HAIL to the GOAT!
>>154367860Lakers should die as a franchise, fuck California east coast on top
>>154367860Giving lap dances to lebron? kek
>>154363416>DelusionalLook at the Lakers now you fucks. They said we can't make it to the top but look at us now. Fucking sweeping teams left and right.Damn we on top of the world.
>>154367867Legendary
>>154367707I think that what going their way impliescome on brooks embrace the villain you were meant to be
>>154367869>fuck California east coast on top>cant even beat old ass CJ and the Hawks Fucking kek.
>wake up>The Rockets lost againHOW ARE YOU THIS BAD
If old LeBron killed the zesty thunder im sure many people would look at him more favorably...
>>154367869
>>154367707they have enough depth in the backcourt that wouldn't even matter. lakers need hartenstein and chet to go down. they're too small to play with the thunder and are about to get bullied
>>154367896>and the Hawksgeorgia is on the east coast
>>154367828Luka.....
>>154368110Georgia is the capital of the South basically
>>154368129its still an east coast state
the eastern conference finals will be the raptors and hawks
Rockets can become the first team ever to win a series after going down 3-0
>>154368194Not happening, LeSon is getting a ring
>>154368155craps cant beat the fagvs, craps cant beat the pisstons, craps cant beat the tragicTheir game doesnt translate to the playoffs. Theyre too shaky in the halfcourt and rely on fastbreak
>>154366167Very hateful The First round victory was promissed to the Juden 3000 yesrs ago;_;
Sengun will continue to lose until he removes the broccoli from his head.
>>154368317im screen capping this
bronny getting a lob from his dad was pretty cool
>>154368399senjeet getting traded>>154368461this coomer getting fired day 1 of the offseason
>>154368236Ledad WILL win the chip with leson
Jokic's legacy on the line tonight...
>>154367900Old reffball vs New refballFuck 'em both
>>154368636It's ogre for Jokic this year. He needs to reinvent himself or else he's done for good
>>154368747Nah we saw more immediate fall from grace from other superstars.
>>154368747I'm still a Jokic fan and I want Jokic to succeed. Thats why Im saying I want him to reinvent himself. Like Damian Lillard learning that logo threes, MJ learning how to shoot middy fadeaways instead of driving all the time.He needs a new arsenal in his game.
>>154368843Get stronger and bulldoze niggers
>>154368636i like when blatant aura farming fails
The hornets announcers calling for different teams dont hit the same :/
>>154368854Fwiw some of the Wolves podcast mentioned that they believe Rudy is stronger compares to 2 years agoHe takes cares of his body more compares to his Jazz days
>>154368843Nothing, he needs to learn to play defense
>>154363286Can't wait to see LeBum get clapped by OKC in the next round. I wonder what the lowest point differential in any of those four games will be. 25?
>>15436884390% ft like every other offensive great
dude wtf is up with all these empty seats? looks like a regular season washington wizards crowd
Is it better for KD's legacy to sit and get swept or come off the bench and get swept anyway? The former at least gives him an excuse even if he looks like a little bitch doing it
i can't believe the sixers pissed away that game they had that in the bag
>>154369449I'm seeing VJ shooting 0 from 3.
Good morning! I just wanted to notify you guys of the fact that my Cubbies are on a ten-game win streak and have our franchise guy for the next 10 years plus another couple of guys, despite our pitching all being out injured. My Bullies have a clean slate with only like three guys signed long term and are going to get the 1st overall pick, the 15th overall pick, and two early second-rounders in a deep and stronk draft. My Hawkies have our young core in place with a franchise player and are getting another high draft pick. My Bearsies have our franchise QB, our franchise coach and are going to shore up the defense. We’re going on a Boston-esque title run. It’s going to be all like:CHAMPIONSHIP>CHAMPIONSHIPCHAMPIONSHIP>CHAMPIONSHIPCHAMPIONSHIP>CHAMPIONSHIPCHAMPIONSHIP>CHAMPIONSHIPCHAMPIONSHIP>CHAMPIONSHIPThe city is going to be so comfy, bros.
pistons clapping the magic today?
>>154369070Just reminding you that jOKeC has been sonned hard by Luka Don in the 2024 playoffs and he will continue to do so in the next round.Hell just even #LeGOAT will give the OKC blunders a really really tough time. This is a NEW VERSION of LeGOAT. Like a PRIME MAGIC JOHNSON making all his teammates involved. Expect us OKC. Ya'll nothing but a bunch of flopping free throw merchant weirdos with a mickey mouse 2025 ring that belongs in the trash.
>>154369520Cubbies?
>>154369384there's no failure in sports
tatum is good but he just doesn’t have that dawg in him
>>154369384It's better for all of us to finally conclude that LEGOAT has 7 rings right now if Kevin Durcant didn't chickened his way out of OKC and joined the 73-9 warriors.
>>154369575>even #LeGOAR will give OKC a really tough timedon't run when it comes
>>154369626Tatum is just a charmless guyNo one outside Celtics fans actually likes him as a player
I fell asleep at halftime of the lakies rockets game anyone want to give me the quick rundown of how it went
>>154369626he leads the league in>do something retarded (horrible shot, bad pass, etc)>get bailed out by a teammate grabbing an offensive rebound or loose ball>back to tatum for another try>this time he makes itOMG truly the GOAT
>>154370105AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
lmao the rockets had the ball with 6 points up and 33.5 seconds to go and only 1 lakers timeout and they managed to screw it up. they are the goats of choking
I honestly think Sixers can and still has a very high probability of winning the series, it's abundantly clear they are way more athletic and that has carried them to a win and a very close game 3. If Celtics players continue to shoot like shit it's going to get very interesting. My celties have had a feel good season, they overachieved with scrubs but we should all be honest that this was supposed to be a luxury tax dump roster, not a contender. And Mazzulla isn't playing the young guys that has actually carried them throughout the regular season. Just my thoughts as the boards resident celties :)
>>154370304Why is a Celtics fan being rrasonable in my /nba/?!
>>154370068Lakers dominate first half, Rockets come back in 2nd and throw the game while having a 6 point lead and the ball with 30 seconds left and then get cucked in OT
>>154370297I can't laugh too much at the RocketsTheir fanbase is on suicidal mood this series
>>154370304Maxey chucked them out the game, they probably could have won otherwise
>>154370372kek>down 0-3 to a 41 year olf Lebron and the local LA YMCA
>>154363286The stands are too close to the court in the nba
>>154367550its called being the worse basketball team
>>154370372Jabari doesn't deserve to get insulted like that, but dickerson was right. That nigga is lowkey retarded.6 pt lead, 25s left, he got the ball, no one was anywhere near him, and he threw it to his teammate in a rush which led to a turnover. And then the rest is history.And then there was that jump ball with lebron. He jumped so soon that when he landed, the ball was just about to come down from the peak height, and lebron got it easily.
>>154369737I never did. LeBRON is and always will be the GOAT.He doesn't even need to win another chip to get GOAT status. He already did that in 2016
Was LOW always a jokic hater? that fatass looks happy as hell watchin his downfall
>>154370691Who
>>154370691He's a lebron dickrider and anti white racist like all bronsexuals. Think like perkins. In the only legoat enjoyer that also loves Jokic. True ballers appreciate greatness of both Jokic and Lebron.
>>154370749Some dumb morbidly obese fat fuck youtuber who should be losing weight instead of spouting bullshit in the internet.
How is Bronny better than the first overall pick in his draft?
>>154365985He's going to be traded within the next couple seasons. They can't keep Harper on the bench for too long.
>>154370806He's going to win the chip
Good morning.
>>154370105Kek WHAT A FAGGOT STEPHEN A. ISMy blazer boi CJ is effing those knicks up.
>>154370861Good night fellow celtiebro this game really gave us 2 of the most locked in pic of the Jays to ever exist :)
Jordanfans… what are the excuses now? LeBron is flat out better than your boy
We swept the board last night. Clean 3-0. We're back in the plus after a bad opening weekend. 8-3 over the last 4 days. Hopefully we're all keeping the same energy throughout. Let's smash those bookies.>Pistons -2.5We're getting a great price here based on the Magic's Game 1 upset. Since 2017, NBA home teams in Game 3 with a line between -4 and +4 are a dismal 9-20-1 ATS (31%). Since 2013, #1 seeds playing as small favorites (-2.5 or less) or underdogs in the first round are 10-7 SU/ATS (58.8%). Pistons are simply the better team and should be able to win and cover this short spread.>Suns +9.5Suns were one of the best ATS teams all season. OKC was only 23-26 ATS as favorites of -9.5 or higher. With Jalen Williams out and with Suns back against the wall, I think that OKC will have trouble pulling away for the double-digit win.>Knicks -2.5Books are begging us to take the Hawks as home dogs. We took them last game and they cashed, but I think Knicks bounce back here. First-round teams coming off a close loss (3 points or less) are elite at bouncing back, 40-22-2 ATS. Knicks lost Game 2 & 3 by a combined 2 points. They are essentially 3 points away from being up 3-0. I think they lock in here and probably get a comfortable win.>Nuggets -1.5Nuggets looked pitiful in Game 3, which is giving us really good value for the bounce-back with a simple one bucket spread. Away favorites in Game 4 who are trailing 2-1 in the series after a double-digit loss in Game 3 are 14-4 ATS (77.8%) over the last 10 postseasons. Nuggets were also the 2nd best road ATS team this year at 24-17. Let's take the Nuggets to even this series up.Good luck, and don't bet what you don't have.
>>154370660Lebron is nice, he's on the same level as westbrook or jokic or something like that. He gets cute statlines. MJ the goat by a mile tho. Abdul-Jabar #2
>>154371043Lebron's not like that. He got his rings riding shotgun like KD and Dwight Howard. Jordan's too alpha to compare to Lebron. Lebron never averaged 37 in a slow paced era with legal hand checking lmao
>>154371060why half your post uses "the trend is your friend" logic and the other half believes regression to the mean
>>154371060Is it true the betting sites ban your account if you win too much? was gonna try betting but not if its cucked like that
>>154370912AVRA
>>154371196Which one is using regression to the mean?>>154371217No. That's what people who are trying to sell you their picks (aka grifters) say on YouTube. They're trying to get you into their offshore credit account as part of the scam. Make you feel like you can't win without their services. Ignore.
>>154371280knicks and nuggets "bouncing back"
>>154370912Jaylen is so serious and cool here...
>>154371280Hi betGOD. Have a blessed and fuck those bookies over.
unc lebron isn’t even good anymore. he should just retire and do a podcast or smth
Do any current nba superstars have LeBron/Curry/Kobe/Shaq level superstardom potential? These are all players my non sports watching mom and co-workers can name or recognize. Not sure if Luka, Wemby, Ant, etc will ever get to that level
>>154371308Okay. Well sometimes "regression" is the trend, I suppose. I don't think it's actually regression though. In a 7 game series, most teams don't sweep, regardless of seeding. Both of those picks have major trends in their favor.>First-round teams coming off a close loss (3 points or less) are elite at bouncing back, 40-22-2 ATSThat's 64.5%>Away favorites in Game 4 who are trailing 2-1 in the series after a double-digit loss in Game 3 are 14-4 ATS That's 78%. And we're also factoring in the Nuggets road ATS trend at 24-17 (58.5%).
Right now I think Pistons win the series vs the Magic, Celtics win vs 76ers, Knicks lose to hawks, Cavs beat the raptors. Any disagreements?
>>154371355Let's get it
>>154371450No you're literally thinking whatever everyone else thinks if we removed team bias.
FUCK THE CELTICS GODAMMITI HATE JAYSON TATUM
>>154371454>>154371450Hawks are a fluke team. Knicks in 6.
>>154371427Luka is already at that level, Wemby is close and Ant will probably get there eventually but just not while he's in Minny
>>154371450>Knicks lose to hawksNo. Knicks will even up the series today, take it back home and break the Hawks' will. Both Hawks wins were by a combined 2 points. Reality check tonight with commanding 3-2 lead taken in the Garden on Tuesday night. With that said, I think the Celtics get their lick back in the next round.
>>154371427Wemby already at that level
Would the Sixers win this series if Embiid was playing?
>>154371517Probably
>>154371517Embiid is already the Celtics cuck so no
So how does this go in the history books?>LeBron at the age of 41 carried his team past the first round with no helpor>Durant called his teammate a retard and imploded the rockets team to becoming worse than a play-in team
>>154371517He will probably play next game or the one after, so we'll see
>>154371507I thought the Britney Spears thing would’ve fast tracked him to superstardom but I forgot Britney Spears was washed
>>154371507>Wemby already at that lev-ACK
>>154371590:(
>>154363852No, because Lukas game is shit and they play worse with him running point.
Wembshit is the Center version of Brandon Roy. I look forward to his failure and early retirement as a ringless bum
>>154367957This cunt is mid as fuck. Every black bitch has ass and sometimes tits. Her face is a 5/10
>>154371429>First-round teams coming off a close loss (3 points or less) are elite at bouncing back, 40-22-2 ATSHow about a big loss?>Away favorites in Game 4 who are trailing 2-1 in the series after a double-digit loss in Game 3 are 14-4 ATSAlmost every away team is a favorite in game 4It seems both are playing on the same structural psychological inefficiency, that betters overhype recent results too much and you should generally bet on the team that just lost to cover next game
>>154371664Nahhh she a baddie
>>154371427LaMelo is already that with kids and his team is about to start winning
>>154371664It’s her facial expressions. Id be a cuck and watch her sleep with another man if it meant I got to see her naked.
>>154371726Wasn’t ja already at that level? What happens with him now, popularity wise? He has to go to a new team and ball out again or he might be a “who is still in the league?” Fun fact in 4 years
>>154371547reed sheppard a generational bum that got exploited by kennard and smart
>>154371777Sheppard is just too short. He doesn’t have the handles of strength of prayton Pritchard, or the off ball movement of curry, or the iso skills of Brunson, or the defense of Patrick Beverley, or the playmaking of Chris Paul.His best hope is to be an off the bench shooter who provides spacing and can get hot some nights
>>154367638You’re only realising that now?They were also pretty much tripling Sengun and forcing everyone else to beat them. Sengun actually dealt with it quite well, better than KD does.
>>154371777Rockets fans complained he wasn’t starting all year KWAB
>>154371828Because they needed more shooting, and Sheppard shot 39% from 3 which is great for a midget
>>154371802short point guards will go extinct. we'll never see another steph. guys like brunson and trey young will never win and will be the last of their kind
>>154371664nah
it's funny how people say it's not fair that katie should have to shoulder the burden of running the point for the rockets while flaming a literal newbie backup guard for not being able to play vs a dpoy guard in his second yearnope, katie a certified bitch and he got banished to the locker room with his fake injury for the 2nd half because ime got tired of callin him a pussy bitch on reaction every time he entered his pov
>>154371828>>154371864They had no ball handling after they traded Brooks/Jalem Green and FvV went down. Trying to develop Sheppard to do take that role would have made sense given where they were.>>154371898They are getting rarer but if you are an elite shooter and playmaker then it’ll be fine. Kyrie isn’t obsolete. If Trae was better at shooting then he’d be a top player even given his size.
Why didn’t the rockets trade for Coby white or Ayo dosu? Both are guards that were traded for cheap and were contributing to teams/
>>154371688>Almost every away team is a favorite in game 4Yes, but only 2 of them are trailing 2-1. >betters overhype recent results too muchYes.
>>154372029zoomer AI needs more help
Why is Mikal Bridges not shooting? 3 FGA is insane.
LEMONPEPPAWANGZ
Everyone talking about where KD is gonna go next like KD moving to your franchise is not a death sentence
>>154372084The celtics-mavs final proved that small guards are a liability on defense and easily exploited by any team that can stretch the floor with 5 shooters. you put porzingus and horford in the corners, then you have kyrie alone in the paint with holliday, holliday was getting free layups every time.we also saw that bigs who cant stretch the floor are a liability on offense. if you have guys like gafford and lively who cant shoot you can pack the paint on D and have your two bigs camping the paint on defense and making plays. It clogs up everything. The bigs who can't space turn into useless pick and roll bots which works sometimes but is too predictable.
>>154372334shanghai sharks
>>154372334KD joins the Kings. Unstoppable force meets. immovable object
>>154372278He's a Kniggerbottom in Atlanta. He took all his shots on hoodtrannies the night before and came to the game with nothing left in the tank.>>154372334slim reaper if he real
Why is this league so zesty? Is there a player that ISN'T a little bit gay?
>>154372650they probably all have the ass worm parasite that makes u a faggot
>>154372334He's going to the Seattle Supersonics
>>154372029>31pts from 31fga>single digit assistK O B EOBE
>>154372650The boomers of the NBA like James Harden, Jrue Holliday, Cj mccollum etc seem straightAnd the foreigners from europe and africa are probably straightI think the epidemic is unique to black american zoomers
I kneel, better than MJ.
>>154372650why are you pretending you wouldn't hit?
>>154372803
>>154372768>And the foreigners from europe and africa are probably straightL M A O
>>154372803Now post the thirty seconds before this where he turned it over and bricked it. MJ didn't need a second chance due to Jabari Smith Jr and Reed Sheppard's stupidity.
>>154372768Sengun and Siakam are a bit zesty
>>154372768>europe
>>154372803it hurts my head to see how bad the rockets are man stop showin these videos.just inbound the ball in the frontcourt and hit your free throws it's so easy.how do you foul marcus smart on that 3 point play before this when he's literally sideways and has no chance in hell of putting the ball anywhere near the rim.god damn what a shit team.
>Could have watched my Wolves if they weren't literally last to play.You motherfuckers.
>>154372823>>154372803>MJ retired at 40>Kobrick dead at 41LEGOAT finishing championship level teams at 41 year 23Admire this shit /sp/ your in the presence of greatness
>>154372828>>154372849>>154372895I'd be very surprised if guys like Siakam, Wemby, Jokic turned out to be butt bandits. Even the young French guys don't seem gay. The only iffy one is Embiid but he is technically American
>>154372941>had to switch teams for mickey mouse ringslul
>>154363286Dribble these cheeks bugs
>>1543729416>5>4
>>154372944time and time again when men are presented with a super fem dude/tranny what ever and they think theres a chance no one will find out they go for it. I truly believe everyone is bi
>>154372939Picking a Western conference team as a Euro wasn't a good idea. They always get scheduled last.
>>154372941He’s right you know
>>154373101I wouldn't have watched Basketball if it wasn't for Anthony Edwards.can't be helped I guess.
This league doesn't even care about moving screens anymore. Mfs straight up block the defender like an offensive lineman nowadays
>>154367741Hey!We love our San Antonio women regardless of their weight or incarceration status.
You sleep mad, /nba/? I slept great.
>>154363286>getting Diddy with itqrd?
>>154371427Harden is there I think.Luka and Jokic too.If SGA wins another chip add him in.
>>154372803This nigga was panicked as fuckHe didn't want any part of shooting that ballNeither did KennardFor most of the minute and a half of play before this, Lebron made fuck up after fuck upTurned the ball over, let shitgoon out run him down the court for the easy dunk, turned the ball over again.Nigga got lucky, he won.
>>154373414LeBron is leading his team to a sweep over a championship contender (2nd seed + KD) at 42 years of age. What was Jordan doing at that age?
>>154373327see >>154372823
>>154373477>KD didn't play in two of the three games>was playing injured in the other gameLet me guess, you also rate the 2016 hospital ring.
>>154373477>(2nd seed + KD)We count last year's records?Also, just because a bunch of media guys said Houston was a championship contender doesn't make it true.'I never thought they were a championship contender (because they had Katie)
>>154373477>What was Jordan doing at that age?Not taking PEDs.Having a >3 inch penis.
>>154372803>better than MJWrong.
>>154373484thanks. What a weirdo. What was that supposed to be???? I feel bad for Bronny. Remember that diddy-party vid, in which Puff asked James about his son? That was not accidental
I fw with Banchero so I hope the Magic win this.
Still can't believe I am witnessing this level of LeGreatness in the gigantic 2026LeTien is really putting dat Neo Tri Beam on them bums to stall for time until AR and LuGOD can come back. Thank you based LeGod thank you based Marcus GENIUS. Rest next round Bron Bron. LuDEMON is putting belt on shailet.
>pistons magic>OKC Sunsyeah we ain't watching these stinkers
>>154373493How many games did Luka and Reaves play? The same amount of playoff wins Jordan has without Pippen
>>154373588Fakers aren't good, Cockets are just bad
>>154372939Fuck your wolves lil nigga.
>>154373624The same number of rings LeBalco has without Wade, Bosh, Allen, Kyrie, Love or Davis.
Put Stew in already. Duren has a vagina again.
>>154373655>Fakers aren't goodwell yes because they're missing both their number 1 option and their number 2 option yet still winning because of LeDEMON
>>154373679The fucks your problem you slazenger loving bozo
>>154373725Reaves is not the number 2 and hes not even the number 3 now
Banchero, what the fuck was that
>>154373765I have no idea what a slazenger is.
Bickerstaff never makes adjustments. He just watches the same thing fail over and over again.
Pissed-ons came here hoping for a split and they’re going home down 3-1. Worst 60 win team of all time.
Duren can’t defend
>>154373725Smart and Kennard are better in some situations. They play defense and actually pass the rock. Luka and AR dribble too much
#uever get blocked so hard you just sit there contemplating your life choices
Pistons are talented but they still make too many young team mistakes
>KD refused to be on the bench in game 3>team refused to run udoka last play of the gameTeam cancer gets another coach fired before inevitably getting traded. I want him in Seattle again to ruin the foundation of an expansion team
Looking like cavs v celtics ECF, cavs got the easiest second round of their life
>>154368636BAWB won't learn defense in 48 hours. Unless refs allow them to foul relentlessly
This is a 2000s basketball series
Wagner fucking sucks man
>>154370861>>154370912Our CeltGODS
>>154372823>when you pay $6 million for courtside playoff tickets but then lebron farts on youworth it?
Pistons play the most godlike defense ever then immediately turn the ball over
Playoffs are really just a different thing entirely because not a soul is scared of Tobias Harris and Jalen Duren
>>154373948>Cavs got the easiest second round of their lifeI disagree. the Magic will clamp the fuck out of the Cavs. That series could easily go to 7
>>154374082t3h f3ar doesn't matter, the defense wins championships meme is real
>>154374110Jokic and KDsisters.....
>>154374082im interested in how wemby will be affected by people actually starting to try in the yoffs when he faces a good team. I doubt he could do to playoff intensity Jokic what RuDEMON is doing to him rn.
>>154373948Celtics are looking overrated as hell. Live by the three die by the three doesn't work unless you have a Draymond. 76ers would be up 3-0 in that series if Embiid was healthy.
>>154374110What are you doing in malaysia nico?
>>154374105Magic have a Mickey bracket and could win the east
>>154374135>if Embiid was healthyfirst year watching the playoffs?
>>154374142too many bums in cancun
What LeBron is doing Jordan just couldn’t
Nigga said the Sixers would be up 3-0 if EMBIID wasn't injured HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA My brother in christ, Embiid being injured is a blessing in disguise for the Sixers lmaooooooooooooo
>>154374120Dude fell flat on his goofy ass face trying to do spin moves on Jrue Holiday, like he's not 7'1" with size 20.5 boats on his feet.
Bane is looking retarded right now
MVPaoloVPaolo
>>154374198Yes, MJ lacked Bron's PED connections.
>>154374198LeBron won six rings, five MVPs, and a DPOY?
>>154374135Embiid has only taken 3 games off the Cs in the yoffs combined over his entire career I doubt his bum ass is doubling taht over 1 series lel
Bane is looking godlike right now
>>154374249Even better He won without Pippen>Jorbum has 1 playoff win without PippenKWAB
>6 blocks alreadyWhy the Magic making the Pistons D look gawd like
Cade Cunny got so much aura
Sugg :DDDDD
>>154363286look back at it! look back at it!
>>154374278Congrats. LeBron's toughest competition in the East was the Paul George Pacers. MJ had to go up against the Bird Celtics, Bad Boy Pistons, and Barkley / Erving 76ers.
>>154374198im sure if jorGOAT failed to win during his prime he would've played til age 45 desperately trying to rewrite history and cover up his failuresluckily for him he succeeded instead
>saturday afternoon playoff doubleheader on NBCno wonder the playoffs have regained their aura this year
jordan eyes were piss yellow at this age
>>154374350>not the bug 3 Celtics Lel
>>154374350LeGod went against the Pistons by himself and won. He also faced the Big 3 Celtics but I guess we’re ignoring that fact. Jorbum made it into the playoffs with 40 wins and could only win 1 game without Pippen. Overrated bum
I cant see anyone stopping the spurs from going to the finals, not even 'yahu himself.
>>154374350The pacers would have swept the bulls. They wouldnt even need paul george. Danny granger would do
Neither the Spurs or Pistons are winning the title this year
>>154374422lebum got beat down and mindbroken by the big 3 celtics. He turned into a despondent shell of his former self and had to flee to Miami and get in D-wade's backpack. And before that Dwight BTFO him all by himself and prevented Kobe/bron finals
>>154374424Go at all the bad defenders Wemby, Fox, Castle, KornetAll bad defenders
>>154374383lebum didn't make it through that team. he got sonned by them so badly he ran screaming and crying into dwyane wade's arms.
>>154374491LeBron’s teammate fucked his mom and all his teammates knew about it and left behind his back. That would break anyone. That would be like Jordan’s teammates laughing at him for his dad’s murder.
You can easily bait flagrants in this stupid league
>Beef Stew flagrant already*pretends to be shocked*
>Marc Davis is reffing game 4It's over.Not because he's rigging, it's because he allows physicality and Denver folds every time that happens
>>154374492This nigga really name dropped the whole nugshit roster and then fried them the next game, real fucking DEMON.
>>154374513yeah but then lebum made a deal with demons and now delonte west is a mindless homeless bum that doesn't remember anything from his past so who really won
>>154374543Denver has been flopping for the all three games.
>>154374459Neither me nor you are diving into that ass this year.
>>154374513Lebron's a beta. Jordan was an alpha and no one would dare fuck with him like that.
Do the Pistons realize you get a 24 second shot clock?
>>154374613Is that why he needed Oakley to defend him?!!! FUCKING KWAB
>>154372334tbf that's only because both the snus and rockets traded for himif a team with an already established core can sign him to a friendly contract I think he'd be a nice addition, he'll never admit it but KD works best as a 2nd or now in this case a 3rd optionhe needs to go the lebron route and defer to a true star
One thing the Pistons didnt prepare forThey really, really miss Malik Beasley and Schrodder toughness
Duren ain't getting the max for this shit. Bro's getting bitched by Wendell Carter Jr
The Thompson twins on the same team would be insane.
>>154374826Insane lack of space
>>154374826Insanely ugly brand of bball?
>>154374842Just get forwards who can shoot
>pisstons
>>154374371Why do so many NBA players write and speak like his? Are they that retarded? His buddy Brown does the sme while they have been trying to sell him as some kind of high brow individual.
>>154374693That's part of the game. Motivating men to play for you. Being a leader. It doesn't show in the stat sheet, but it shows in the ring count. Lebron never had ride or dies, all he had was goofballs like JR Smith rolling with him
went for a coffee and watched Bulut play street ball was a good day boys
lmfao no one cares about pistons magic
>>154375166i just bet the pissedons so now i care a little bit but still not really
Pistons really won 60 games just to lose first round
Just put Paul Reed in. Duren didn't show up to play.
FRAUDS
Duren ain't getting that max. Fuck him lol
Ausar is the only player who showed up
>>154375211jb bickerstaff classic
Cade is just not what everyone says he is lol. People were so quick to crown him
There is no need to pay duren
Tobias Harris and that Jimmy neutron looking BAWB aren't playoff material
Pistons simply don't have enough ball handlers.
>>154375351chuckingham
>>154375037My ass. LeBron never needed a grown man to defend him
How the hell did the Pisstons win 60 games? They fucking suck
Pistons offense is anemic
>>154375455Regular season in a weak east
>>154375448Defend from what? Lebron ushered in the soft buddyball era
>>154375455new jazz of the east aka regular season demons only
>>154375464Still doesn't make sense how a team this bad can win 60 games, even in a weak conference where they look just as weak as everyone else
>>154374374kek true>>154374556kek factual
thompson twins are dumb niggers
>>154375483My ass.
Cade, you're playing like shit today. Stop trying to play slick, it isn't working. Try to channel your white side & play smarter
Pisstains are dirty as shit. Need to be banned
what are these start times?
https://x.com/CelticsDale/status/2048062421588148583>Take a deep breath. I got GeorgeAVRA
Cade is going for the playoff turnover record
>>154375571>Pisstains are dirty as shit.My ass.
>>154375483>never watched the Jordan whistleHe was the SGA of his day
>>154375583those are the start times when u convert the official time into niggatime
>>154375585>JB taking on the challenge of guarding their best playerJB got that DAWG in him
Two flagrant fouls and 15 turnovers and it's a single digit game. Pistons are beating themselves right now.
>>154375583both accurate and precise. problem? it has nothing to do with jewish gematria
>>154375590Hot. Show it baby
>>154375552Jordan never did no bananaboat faggitry. Larry, Jordan, and Kobe were all trying to kill the opps. Lebron would've got killed>>154375583Illuminati signaling
Post more Taylor Rooks
>>154375624>Jordan never did no bananaboat faggitryMy ass.
>Detroit tons of piss
Stop sagging off the corner shooters holy fuck
>>154375606https://x.com/TheHoopHerald/status/2009107080053915887K I N O
Will Detroit even get 92 points?
>>154375591tiktok compilations dont mean shit. Jordan took it hard to the hole because he's a killer. Lebron and jokic play soft wnba shit
>>154375624Jordan took Charles out during the Finals kek.
>>154375585
Cunningham was seriously a MVP candidate?
Hate to say it but i dont think franz will ever become a proper star
>>154375685'fraid so
>>154375710He’s trash in the playoffs
>>154375680Did he ditch the Bulls after getting BTFO by Detroit and be the beta passenger on Barkley's team?
>>154375679>Jordan took it hard to the hole because he's a killer. Pause
florida white trash
>>154375688Only because of team record, his stats and eye test are closer to devin booker than sga
>>154375721Streets will never forget the game 7 against cleveland, was John Starks tier levels of ass
Bickerstaff is fucking terrorist man what the hell is this lineup
>>154375730My ass.
Why do these regular season try-hards keep getting exposed?
Most fraudulent #1 seed ever?
I'm sorry but if the Pistons cant handle Desmond Bane they were never going to be able to contain the best offensive players in the game.Actual definition of fake demons
Lmao Detroit is a shithole. Fucking deserved embarrassing piece of shit franchise, city and fans.
>>154375804Utah Jazz was pretty fraudulent with Donovan and Rudy
>>154375795>>154375804Pisstons arent bad, Tragic are just good
>>154375764Signed a max contract same offseason, absolute legend
Pistons should have traded for Michael Porter Jr
Cade 5-17 8 turnovers 3 fouls. MVP level performance
>>154375822>Pisstons arent badAre we watching the same series? They've played 1 good quarter over 3 games
How the fuck are the Pistons this bad, is the east really this shit?
>>154375804Any 1 seed who lost to an 8 seed is up for most fraudulent all time
>Duren getting bitched by “Tobias Harris”
>>154375840>>154375851this isnt new school analytics bullshit. these teams actually play D
Desmond Bane was worth the pick package
AVRA
>>154375865it's called defense, newfag.
So the Pistons are the 2024 Cavs
>>154375896Most forced superstar ever
What can the Pistons get for Duren?
My pistons ):
>>154375921Probably a Big Mac & Fries. No drink though
>>154375913That would be Cade
Could SGA be argued as a top 15 player OAT if we repeats ring mvp and fmvp? At this point his resume clears kds and sort of matches jokic. At the same time hes clearly not as good as prime kd or jokic were/are
>>154375951might be better than curry
>>154375951niqqa's a dark skin steve nash
>>154375975Steve Nash with dark skin defense is a top ten all time player
>>154375951>At the same time hes clearly not as good as prime kd or jokic were/areHe's better than both. KD hasn't learned how to pass out of a double team after 18 years and Jokic is a playoff dropper.
>>154375951That bum ain't even top 50 all time
>>154375951Nah but SGA is already top 30-25 ever
Duren is so soft. Magic are playing physical but you're fucking bigger than them!
>>154375983his bag isn't as deep as nashonly thing he has in common is two canadians with forced fraudulent back to back MVPsnash would be curry's father if he played in this era
Cade is a shot chucking stat padding bust. He will never be good enough to be a first option on a championship team, not even close
Tobias Harris lowkey has one of the best midrange games in the NBA right now
cade is ass
Franz and Paolo aren’t even having good games
Magic lowkey selling
Pistons need to learn how to come out with fire. These slow starts will kill you in the playoffs.
My pistons (:
Cade out here getting hard carried by Tobias Harris
COME ON MY PISTONS PLSSSSSS
KINOOO
BASED KLAY
>>154376097Unc has been here numerous times before
>>154376103KLAY CHEATING ON A BADDIE LIKE MEGAN? GURRRRRRRRRRRRRRL
>>154376103no wonder he left steph cucky
What Jordan failed to do
>>154376103holy kek
>>154376103LMAOOOOOOOO NIGGA WAS CHEATING ON HER WHEN HE WAS LATE TO PICK HER UP AT THE AIRPORT
>>154376118pumped and dumped like a whore deserves
>>154376103KlayGOD thread
>>154376122Jordan’s son is a crackhead whereas Bronny is a rotation player on a conrender
>>154376103Even being with a woman like that is embarrassing
Magic suck ass
Is this BAWB wearing a rug
>>154375037>Lebron never had ride or diesUltracap. LeBron, Himmy, Jokic and Steph are the 4 players in the league with the ability to make random bums off the end of the bench be willing to die on the court to help them. You can fault Bron Bron for multiple things but he has got the absolute best out of so many scrubs for 20 years straight.
fake ass 1 seed
wagner = light skin kobe
FRANZ BOOOOOOOGIE
SAY IT
>>154376103HOLY FUCKING BASED
>>154375037>>154376161Didn't Matthew Dellavedova quite literally almost die playing for Lebron?
>>154376146Every player in the NBA is Jordan's son. Lebron is like Jordan's grandson.
>>154376103that was fast
chuckingham is throwing
Carter just outmanned Cade and Duren even after cade pushed him in the back
Bane blew his knee out you love to see itPistons in 6
>>154376103damn, klay a dog for this one
>>154376118She’s gross wtf is wrong with you
Is there a single big man in this league who has DAWG in them?
>>154376218she got a fat jatty
Turns it over again./
YOUR NUMBER ONE SEED LADIES AND GENTLEMEN
Oh my fucking god, Cade. Ending that shit with that type of 3 was a comedy scene
nasty magnet ball
Damn that was the Hali shot all over again
chuckingham on his assbawblo blessed by god
IS THIS THE DAGGER
>>154376222no, steph killed true big men
MY GOD THE PISTONS ARE ASS
Looking forward to Dynamo's crash out
>DETOILET
BANGchero
>>154376238And then people asks why he has that depressed face permanently kek
MVPaolo
>>154376229Why are you people like this
Chuckingham liedBawblo fliedMagic in 5
OH NO NO NO YOU JUST GOT DAGGERED BY A PB NO J 3AFTER CADE FALLS ON HIS ASS AND GIVES IT UPSO EMBARRASSING LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
The Passion of Cade continues
>another suns thunder snoozefest before I get to watch the knicks lose againSee you guys in like 6 hours I'm taking a nap
Tobias Harris cant win with these cats
>>154376280based napper
>>154376284pistons gonna trade for KD
Can’t see niggets winning unfortunately
>>154376222Rueben Chinyelu once he gets into the league
REFFIES
refs on that good shit
Paolo is pure...magicTM
Cade is ASS.
>105-104 detroit>105-113 magicembarrassing
>Piss Stains
>>154376316Playoff p
DETROIT BASKETBALLis not for playoffs
PLAYTHESONG
must see tv
>>154376161>Himmy
random melo webm
>>154376177Sazon Banchero
>>154376343I expect the Knicks to come out gunsblazing today think this one goes to 6 or 7
>>154376343CJ kino followed by Gobert kino, nice night of hoops
>>154376343hawks are gonna pack up the knicks
>>154376355i think the knicks version of guns blazing is just allowing brunson to empty the clip which is a confirmed L
>>154376343We smoking big for these
>>154376349Cursed webm
>>154376369not this time
>>154376367this! nba games should always be held during these hours
>>154376343
>>154376370It's Bridges having more points than turnovers
>>154363286
Hawks are just gonna continue attacking Brunson, and Brown doesn't have shit set for Towns anyway. As with Towns, he 100% should get more touches, but he's also running around the perimeter instead of just taking the mismatch (which is basically the whole team). Knicks are legit a retarded team.
>>154376374big purr finna zest all over them pups
>>154370861Good afternoon.
refs will surely give suns this game
>>154376387If that was you are you lifting your pelvis up or nah?
>>154376343Surely the Knicks won't lose right anons?
make it a tateGOD edition
>>154375951The worst MVP ever, reflects the state of the league. Flopper who shouldbe tech kicked for flopping every second game, but instead is rewarded for making the game ugly and a gme of deceit. Abonimable! Jokic or Wemby for the MVP all theway!
Thibs could save them, just fire mike clown
Save us Dillon Brooks
>>154376409i'd probably call him a faggot get thrown out of the game and cancelled by libs
>>154376103Inb4 someone calls me a moralfag but how can you betray someones trust like that. This shit isnt based its trashy if not vile
Wheres the thread?
>>154376463if u flip it and glay wrote that then everybody would be calling him a simp so too bad
New>>154376480>>154376480
>>154376490fucking worthless faggot
>>154376409i would not, but i would put my hands on his hips and holler IMMA GET YOU PREGNANT like tracy morgan
>>154376238What happened to his eye?
