It's Friday night baseball, lay off the spam editionPrevious: >>154361740
Let's give the Cubs a chance!
'stros
LMAO cubs are a lot worse than i thought they would be
Mets
great challenge will
Think fast, chucklenuts!
I'm gay go cubs!!
doyersump BTFO
>>154364160I would appreciate it if da cubs would get a run
KEKSCUBA
What is it about Cubs games that brings out the schizos in /mlb/The grunts, the spam, the bear girl pics
>>154364224
>>154364191>>154364191>>154364191This is the thread migrate
>scrubskek..KEK
>>154364191>>154364191>>154364191ALL ABOARD!!!>>154364191>>154364191>>154364191
>>154364224I'm literally a girl! A Cubs girl!
LOL
>>154364229
>>154364229>>154364235>made later>posted laterLet it be your containment thread
>>154364224I’ve noticed when the cubs are getting their shit kicked in, Psychogang and the cubs army come out.I am so close!
>>154364224Chicago cubs
cubs trannies go back to your discord
>>154364235Kys today don’t wait
my cubbies :)
>>154364261what is wrong with them???
YWNBAW
Why is there this faggot in the booth? It is bad enough having dtrain.
>>154364224takes one retard to ruin a thread
fire cubs trannys into the sun
>>154364160I understand holding the nose is meant to evoke a scuba diver but what is the flapping hand for?
It's midnight can you Cubs and Dodgers wrap it up already?
the astros are currently wasting my goat's MVP season
REDS WALK IT OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>154364286still can't believe bearieposter was doing that
>>154364339He's getting traded to the Dodgers before deadline
R E D L E G Sthey walk it off!
>>154364321
>>154364348Tigers announcers are so upset Crazy game
this shit's already over. post the sausage girl alreadywhat's really important is that teams gotta start deke'ing runners on 1st during pick off plays now that they can have their 1st basemen play way off the bag and won't be called for a balk. they MLB recently confirmed they won't call balks on 1st basemen anymore
RESD!
>>154364111>>154364111Holy shit the 4chan Gods have spoken
>>154364331Are you a Mets fan? Brutal
https://suno.com/song/52e68476-9ec4-4f68-9022-4f52019f11d5
>>154364382
>>154364388hey I posted that on the other thread...
>>154364354awesome then dodger fans can be forced to root for two former astros players instead of just one
I think that's enough 4chan for today
>>154364191>>154364191>>154364191This thread is more active and has more posts, lets go here!!
>>154364412I posted that in the other thread. You keep stealing my posts!
>>154364420Today
>>154364425they're literally copying and pasting posts across both threads...
>>154364444>>154364444>>154364444check this one out!!!>>154364444>>154364444>>154364444
>>154364450i don't mind
FUCK APPLESTREAM HEREhttps://discord gg/eKfnxpyu
I hate crappy scorebugs. This one is almost as bad as the Netflix one
>vesia
>>154364547unfortunately for the rest of the league emiru lives in austin so that makes her a stros fan by default
Now this is Dodgeracing
>Root Root Root for the Dodgers
>>154364652I'll never fully accept that random retarded dweebs like this chick are millionaires
Why do non yankeefags watch baseball?
other thread is fucked
>>154364652Austin is Rangers territory
>>154365487kek you were asking about ERG and Spammy just the other night weren't you?
>>154365623just ERG, but i refuse to believe spammy is a cubs fan - its falseflagging as a cubs fan
Why is Skenes so good?
>>154365506thought the thumbnail was india lolsimilar shape
>>154365506how much of that is desert and armadillos?
>>154365650this is /mlb/
The Dodgers NEED skubal if they are going to beat the Yanks this year. Send Roki back to the pen.
how long will it last?sneks won't lie down tomorrow
>>154365650it was cubspie
>>154365650was ERG really a Royals fan?
>>154365792spammy = cubspie =/= erg
>>154365918it's all winky
>>154365757>Send Roki back to the pen.>back to the pen.>back to Japan.
DOGGIEDOOS FAGGOT BULLPEN KLENKWELCOME TO HELL YOU CUNT FUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Resd? Resd!
Feels good to be in first place, thanks Padubbies!
>>154366922
Who else is going to the Padres are 1st Place in t he NL WEST Parade tomorrow?
>>154367134thank you so much!!
>>154367197ME!!!!
>doggies lost so hard I crashed out and gave myself a haircutcame out better than expected tbqh, I've had worse cuts
>>154367134i drew this
>>154367283I fucked her
>>154367263What is it about Cubs games that brings out the schizos in /mlb/The grunts, the spam, the bear girl pics
Mariners won that ballgame btw, you might not have seen it because there were many other exciting ballgames on tonight but the Mariners did win that ballgame.
>>154367263imagine the kind of loser you have to be to have a dedicated discord group for coordinated posts on a slow moving genny on a dying anime websitelike these are the type of people that will literally never experience love
>>154367337kek!!>>154367308eke!!
>>154365763Padres always play well in Mexico
You're not stuck watching flyoverball tomorrow.... are you?
>>154367382go reds, go tigers?
>>154367400reds and tigers are playing each othercubs and dodgers are the other game
>>154367283yay!
>>154367283No, you didn't, fucking fibber!
>>154367519actually I drew that
>>154367519It was really I, who drew that. Not those other posers!
Nay, it was I!
I dont know what to believe anymore
>>154367562Nice work, very impressive!!
>>154367593How are cubbie girls celebrating this big win?
>>154367614
WE'RE ALL BEHIND OUR BASEBALL TEAM~GO GETTEM REDS~WORLD SERIES BOUND AND PICKING UP STEAM~GO GETTEM REDS~
>>154367637I have a higher resolution version of this picture already, but one that I had shooped a maga hat on :)
>>154363593>>154364621>>154364831Is Manfred aware that psychogang is out here literally hexing players and impacting games? This can’t continue, a man’s career is at stake. They’ve gone too far this time.
>>154367830kek andy faggot
>>154367382I won't even be able to watch it my gf wants us to go to some dumb wedding
>>154367902watch on your telephone like they do in the commercials
>>154367902is your gf a girl?
why does this pic cause so much seethe?it would seem fairly uncontroversial
>>154368072why did trout give his roids to ohtani?
>>154368072why did trout give hemeroids to ohtani?
>>154367263is this the work of Psychogang?
>>154367263>>154367308>>154368296This is psychotic.
kek doyerpacos
Women's Superpesis free live stream>>154369295
>>154367263Cubgers won that game.
How do rain delays work, is it just the home team that decides to call it or not? It was like 3 hrs last night in cincy and the reds obv wanted to wait it out
YWNBACG (You Will Never Be A Cubs Girl)
Are the /sp/ baseball gods real? They were down to their last strike and still pulled a walkoff out of their ass>>154364111
>>154369393Umps decide
Good morning! I just wanted to notify you guys of the fact that my Cubbies are on a ten-game win streak and have our franchise guy for the next 10 years plus another couple of guys, despite our pitching all being out injured. My Bullies have a clean slate with only like three guys signed long term and are going to get the 1st overall pick, the 15th overall pick, and two early second-rounders in a deep and stronk draft. My Hawkies have our young core in place with a franchise player and are getting another high draft pick. My Bearsies have our franchise QB, our franchise coach and are going to shore up the defense. We’re going on a Boston-esque title run. It’s going to be all like:CHAMPIONSHIP>CHAMPIONSHIPCHAMPIONSHIP>CHAMPIONSHIPCHAMPIONSHIP>CHAMPIONSHIPCHAMPIONSHIP>CHAMPIONSHIPThe city is going to be so comfy, bros.
>>154364224This thing called sovlDoyers fans will never know, they only know buy hat, leave early and lie
Good morning
>>154369656Good morning!
>>154369512Hurry up and bring that cute girl over here!
Good morning! I just wanted to notify you guys of the fact that my Yankees are rolling with a nine-game win streak and have our franchise guy locked in for the next 10 years, plus another couple of studs, even with half our pitching staff banged up and on the IL.My Bombers have a clean slate with only a few guys signed long term and are set up to grab asome discovery draft picks in a loaded amateur draft once we need to reload.Our young core is already taking shape with that franchise cornerstone in place, and we’re about to add more elite talent. The Yankees are building something special with our ace pitching prospect pipeline and position player depth.We’re going on a dynasty-esque title run. It’s going to be all like:CHAMPIONSHIP>CHAMPIONSHIPCHAMPIONSHIP>CHAMPIONSHIPCHAMPIONSHIP>CHAMPIONSHIP
gm
>>154369690Very nice. And your other NY teamsies?
>>154369690I don't really care about the Yankees because there aren't any cute girls on them.
>>154369690kek so true
>>154369656wtf they won?
Timmy ‘cord: gg/MnTnvjzK4
>>154369784ISHYGDDT
imagine not being in first place. doyerpacos KEK
>>154369867Didn't they just lose to the cubs?
The Dodgers are probably one of the least impressive teams to repeat. If the 1998 Yankees played the 2025 Dodgers, they would mop the floor with them.
>wake up>remember Bomston sucksKek
I don't get it, if the dodgers are so rich, why don't they just buy good relievers? Why would they go out and get shitty relievers like Tanner Scott for cheap when they could buy better ones?
>>154369906Saaaar think of the children
Has shitahni even thrown a perfect game?
Rockies-Mets rained out and postponed to the next day for a double header https://www.mlb.com/news/rockies-mets-april-25-2026-game-rained-out
>>154369996So the faggot Mets will drop the series to the Rockies. Thanks.
>>154369985What does he even do?
>>154370070Enhance the crapanese theatre
>doyerpacos thought they would have a dynastykek
>doyerbums still sleepingkek
Crazy that the Rockies, Giants, Cubs, and Padres have all won a World Series in the past week
Dodgerschizopacos
Crazy how much damage control dodgers are doing after a loss
>>154370341The dodgers are a small family owned baseball team, pls understand
>>154370259kek so true. doyerpacos process time differently
Marlins are now even on wins and losses yey! ^.^
>>154370477Tale old as time!
>>154370497kekWhy does SF have such a hard time against them anyway?
>>154370512No Marlins or swordfish on the west coast. They don't understand how this fish works
Baseball in two hours
>>154370477The only teams that have a +RD in the NL East are:>Braves>MarlwinsI wouldn't of guessed that this year.
>>154370586It's Norbin' time!
>>154370586>wouldn't of
Diggers
>POODRES
https://vocaroo.com/102YTAaTHZZd
>>154370586>wouldn’t of
>>154369996
>>154370586>wouldn't ofThat's another error anon. You keep doing that we are going to send you down to /tv/ and replace you with that autist that spams Snood threads
High Alert! The Sandlot on MLB Network now!
Reminder: yankees go to the bullpen because we want to
>>154370809has the rape scene been edited out? need to know before my kids watch
>>154370703They had the lead for 1 week now!
MLB Pitching WAR Leaders (4/24/26)
Mets game postponed. Booooo
>>154370706Vocawoo!
The Baltimore Oreos
>>154370922
>>154370931If that piece of bubble gum had a bat, it would take him 430 to center.
>>154370931The next pedro status?
>>154370836I understand the rape scene is a particular favorite of Clarkie bear.
>>154370970is he still locked up?
>>154370922Luv me some oreos
>>154370948Kek
>>154370836This magic momentSo different and so newWas like any other, until I kissed youAnd then it happenedIt took me by surpriseI knew that you felt it toBy that look in your eyes…Sweeter than wine…Softer than a summer night Everything I want I haveWhenever I hold you tight!
>Max Scherzer did not record a strikeout tonight, leaving him at 3,499 for his career. He allowed seven earned runs in 2.1 innings as his ERA balloons to 9.64 on the season in five starts
Is there a dumber fanbase than the red sox?
>>154370948kek... KEK!!!
Are there radio streams for games like there are video streams? I have to work during some games this year, and it tears me up inside. Marty and Joe won't be calling it, which fucking sucks.
>>154370813You now remember Jeff Weaver. Also, given the Cole and Rodon trade acquisitions, we'll move Gil to the pen. Still have ERC and Lagrange too. I'm ready to sign the Trill Warren apology form.
>>154371074mlbtv has radio feeds available
Andy Pages kek
>>154371089>You now remember Jeff Weavernever forgot him. he won a world series with my 83 win 2006 tardinals
>>154371096Free ones
>>154370948AHAHAHAH!
>>154371044yeah doyerpacos
>>154370948no... NO!!!
>>154370948LMFAO! LMFAO!
>>154370948Bryan GAYLLO kek!
>>154371133rent free
>>154371040just an hour drive from cuckold's cove
>>154370948Who names their kid Brian spelled Brayan anyway lol
>>154371183Do canadians really?
>>154370948AH MY DICK! HAHAHAHA!
>>154371203that's the most common spelling in latin america
>>154370948>bombston>red sux
>>154370948Me when an explosion of cabbage stew takes both my legs! Ahhh ahhh! Mahk wahkbahg sahve me kihd!
>>154371183>i met justin trudeau herenewfies are funny
>NEW ALTSNEW ALTS>NEW ALTSNEW ALTS>NEW ALTSNEW ALTS
>>154371210newfoundland is a different animal. only joined canada in 1949.
>>154370948Cabbage stew pressure cookah status?
>>154371286She looks like she fucks white dudes
>>154371295>newfoundland is a different animal. only joined canada in 1949.That's why it has its name - they only found it in 1949!
>>154370948AHH KID IMA CYBORG NOW AHH CLAM CHOWDAH!
>>154370948This is like 2013 again ььc poкпг
>>154370948Where the FUCK did you put my legs Jerry?!
>>154370948VenezolANO status?
>>154370948>Can she suck my dick next?
>>154370948redsux kwab
>>154371410vigorously masturbating to rafael devers highlights
Making fun of crippled people is wrong...well...because it just is okay.
>>154371449KEK
>>154370948>Its Cripple at the Park nighy in fenway stadium
>>154370948Me when the red sox have the worst record in baseball
>yankeequeers save a bunch of photos of crippled red Sox fans on their computersPathetic
>>154371449Cubs won that game
>>154370948>we almost got you stablilized misha, but theres one thing.. the sox are going to blow up this team in a few seasons >trade mookie betts? rafael devers? lose chris sale? what are you talking about? no! *hangs herself with the bandage*
>>154371528He’s trying very hard to fit in
>>154370948Bullying Panamapaco of this website was the best decision for humanity.
>>154370948Bello exploded that bubblegum container, kek.
>>154370948China has a BOOMING economy kek
>>154370876>no Mclean>no Mason Miller>no Skenes
>>154369473Wowie!
>>154369473Some sick psycho shit went on last night.
Yankdominicans should not be allowed on the internet
petey actually mindfucked tanner scott in the 9th with his little league antics on first thanks for the middle middle fastball kekini
>>154370948Roman Anthony has POP kek
>>154370948Bello's earned run avaerage BALLOONED kek
>>154371804>POP*POOP
>>154370948Tanner Houck BLEW UP his arm kek
>>154370948Cam Schlittler ERUPTED onto the scene kek
I need to be bent over and filled up
ass like a butterfly
>>154370948Cora got MINDFUCKED kek
>>154371905>ass like a butterfly?
Threadly reminder that no one in Mexico cares about the Poodres. That's why the Sneks are the home team.
Cwuhsaung
>>154371930kys Fuwawa
Mods can pretty much ban every post from >>154370931 to >>154371920 and nothing of value would be lost.
bombston fairweathers getting ready to disappear until june
>>154371980He’s trying to emulate by himself what happened organically last night.
>>154372057>needing discord trannies to mimic a fraction of autismWeak sauce, did they join the 41 yet?
Please fuck my ass
I'm a Cubs girl and I'm having a milkshake!
>>154372153triggered
>>154371854cute dodger fan
>>154372162Does your milkshake bring all the boys to the yard?
>>154372181please… dick me down
>>154372214Gonna cry?
CLE vs TOR>Angel Martinez really had 0-2 > 3-2 > HR and 8 fouls, 2 balls, HR at bats>My life expectancy drops again as I have to watch Cade Smith try to close another game>Steven Vogt's day off to random players lottery continues!
>>154372249Please fill me with Big Boston Cock…
>>154372214Its slightly destaurated cyan - lime green /a/k/a/ liberty greenPic rel is “””baby green”””
>>154372211I don't know!
Im a gay tranny... Pleasee give me attention.
I'm a tranny! A gay tranny!
>>154372365Yankees seething
>>154372398Go mets!
Why not have a MLB International Series in France?
>Schneeman day off againwhat the fuck are they doing
>>154372404Quite the opposite
>>154372424this would be a great way for black people to get interested in baseball
will Fraudtani do ANYTHING tonite????
>>154372214I'm gay go yanks!!
I need Big Boston Cock!!
Are we ready for Ryan Weather's perfect game?
>>154372469IGGY in the house!
The top 3 HR hitters are all on the worst teams.
It's O time
>>154372587Gawd I could suck him off
O time in this bussy
'dians 2026 record against 2025 World Series teams: 3-1
>>154372635O I will
>>154372611fugly af stop posting this bitch
Im a fag! A cubs fag!
How does MuraGODi do it?
>>154372337
>>154372663What about this one?
>>154372663>Seething at AlysaReminder she won. Hapas will replace white people. Keep seething
>>154372670He has power
New Yankees fans really drove out the panamafag just to replace him with an even bigger autist
>>154372691My pure virgin wife to be
>>154372670No contending team wanted to take him. He's playing with a chip on his shoulder.
>>154372697idgaf about that bro she's just like really ugly and it hurts looking at her
>>154372710Blame the stankedoo em poster for enabling his autism.
>>154372697Alysa Liu hates baseball.
>>154372745I think she’s cute but obsessed retards are annoying
>>154372715Cute~
>>154372758is he a stupid nigger who has no control of his actions??
>>154372758
Today, we climb out of the hole.
Please sir, may I have the Mets baseball team.
>>154372790Why is rotating proxy cord obsessed with the yankees 4th outfielder
>>154372789
>>154372789>nooo you have to let me trigger the autists! I mean, you do you, but it isn't going to stop.
>>154372807
Lets go demon, find the sweeper.
If Tatis can't smash a home run at 7500 ft this weekend then I think it's truly over for him
>>154372850>he’s a super special boy who can’t handle this place without melting down>it’s your fault btw
Crochet is topping at 97 mph on the FB. I think we're back.
>>154372859What goes down in the bussy area?
Saturday chili dogs with my world famous 8 chili pepper chili to fuel me through the afternoon games
>>154372912It’s par for the course. First day on reddit?
>>154372928It’s 9:20 am…
I want out of this memepark of horrors in cinci
WE'RE ALL BEHIND OUR BASEBALL TEAM~ GO GETTEM REDS~ WORLD SERIES BOUND AND PICKING UP STEAM~ GO GETTEM REDS~
>fillthies drop 10 in a row PHAGGets kek!!!
>>154372943>I want out of this memepark of horrors in cincispeaking of ->>154372949
>>154372938He can continue embarrassing you fags for all I care lol
>>154372960>xhe still doesnt understand advanced irony
>>154371854This is still one of the hottest girls I’ve ever seen posted on 4chan
>>154373002I fucked her
>>154372424He is correct in how he treats Baseball similarly to Fisher treats OK the Athletics
>>154372960Does this look like the post of somebody who's “””embarrassed”””
>>154372928what does the poop feel like
>>154372850stankeedoo ‘em!!
>>154372845yes…YES!!
Lfg Durbin
>>154369690See you faggots in May when we sweep your asses and take back the division!
gay ass fucking yankees fans kek wtf
>>154372928not enough cheese, I can almost see the chili dog
>red sox up by 1Place your bets, which inning will the Oriels take the lead?
They need to take away his challenge privileges
>>154373028Not enough cheese I can almost see the chili dog
>>154373080Gimme dat cum nigga
>>154373028
What a shitty last year of baseball before the players’ strike
IKF!
today we're starting Brito over schneemanknowing full well that we have no hope of winning game 3
>>154373143we need to start killing AI posters
Red Sox are up, bitches.
>>154373167this but unironically
CEDDANNE
>>154373104Update?
>pete alonsoWhat a bum
My City Teamies :D
>>154373167You cannot kill that which has no life
>>154373432That was a mindfuck
>>154373423fuck this guy
For me it's Warcraft 3: Reign of Chaos. The best computer game.
Nice to be back (to sucking).
>>154373561umm...sweetie? you misspelled starcraft: brood war...
>>154373561zug zug
Velo still looks good, but it's a notch down from its peak. Let's get the last out.
What is your favorite video game/strategy?
Fugg, Gunnar might actually tie this game.
>>154373561>>154373680playing Wicked Seed rn and it's breddy gud so far
Lfg crochet
Maryland is known for crabs?
kek!!!
Pete has become a really good defender.
>>154373752theyre more of a chlamydia town
Ceddanne walks
Boston's up by 4-0. Haters are now silent.
Jesus Rafaela, by a mile.
circuitous forsooth
They were copying and pasting posts...
Crochet is cruising. He's back to reclaim the A.L. Cy Young from Scubal.
>>154373880did doyerpacos ever recover from this?
I literally had to log off and leave....
This really fouled my mood
>>154373931Skubal*
*shits pants*
>>154373931Scooble*
>>154373954Yeah, when Cubs opened the season to empty ballparks
>>154373028Why were third worlders given internet?
>>154373954they chanted he's a cheater for some reason last night
Lead runner out, I'm not sure why Cora gave him the bunt sign considering he has two doubles today.
Where does Hololive Night fall here?
Bases loaded, 2 outs, for Connor Wong.
>>154373966>>154373978>>154373911
Connor Wong with the 3 RBI line drive off of the Great Wall of Camden, 7-0 Boston.
>>154374042It's now a state of mind
nothing personal kiddO'S
>>154374042this nigga be seething
I don’t think I’ve ever seen anyone say the dodgers are cheating.
>>154374042I like most Dodger fans here but the ones on the other parts of the internet are probably the gayest in baseball
>>154374098Look at her go!
>>154374098
>NL Central>all teams are +. 500
Every fucking ball is dying today on the warning track and Pete won't stop striking out.
WINNESOTA!
How pissed are the Tigers at the Resd right now? Will we see any beanings?
>>154374282No, but we will see beheadings
>>154374042Is that the real Dusty Baker? Why would he say that?
>The 17-9 doyers are showing signs of weaknessThe pro doyer propaganda is so retarded
Why are the Blue Jays playing Trey Yesvage against the Red Sox? They really need to improve their standings that badly.
>>154374042Doggie Doos after spending one (1) night out of first in the standings
>>154374276He spent too much time on the mets, now his fate is tied with them. Don't worry though, when the Mets heat up he'll start hitting
Crochet's sweeper is still shit. Here we go.
>>154374005You're thinking of the dodgers after the 7th inning stretch
>>154374014kek what???
This asshole set my blood to boil
>>154373561Lost Vikings genny
Let's see if the gritty well run moneyball thrify doyers can claw themselves out of this whole they've dug themselves out of this terrible 17-9 start of the season
>>154374516Wow I am sure glad we got Pete Alonso to crush that pitch. Thank you Mets!
>>154374526It's super obvious the media did a big push for him to be a star in the off season. I couldn't care less about the soulless ginger faggot
>>154374526Everyone on here should also apologize to the Dodgers
>yesterdaysnorioles humiliate the sux>todaysux humiliate the snoriolesjust cut the season short like 40 games if its just going to be a coinflip for the first 2 months
>>154374276Pete's doing it his way.
>>154374555The Remnants of Psychogang still bless us with their sweet nectar every blue moon...
>>154374548I don't know what I was expecting there.
>>154374575This is why one game matchups are kino. You never can predict them
>>154374577>wrecking crew>wrecks your season
>>154374558The MLB sucks off Ohtani so hard they suck off Decoy by accident. I don't want to hear it
>Doggie Doos gettin worked into a lather by a sub-.700 OPS hitterKlakkies
>11:15 am baseballFlyovers explain yourselves, I have barely had enough time to slice the 'mook for my breakfast sandwich.
>>154374577Adley, Gunnar, and Pete are all great, though. I can't wait for the warm weather.
>>154374646The mindfuck that ended the doyer dynasty
The Orioles are wasting Taylor Ward's prime
>>154374654>AdleyGuy is killing it this year>GunnarNot bad but want a little more consistency >AlonsoMets can take him back
>>154374575pitching rotation issue, most teams can't afford 5 good armsif teams had 3 starters with more rest days results would be more consistent
>>154374548He wasn’t traded to you, you signed him of your own free will.
>>154374555>>>154374592Is this the work of Psychogang?
>>154374760Is he an actual polar bear?
the mariners have a player named refsneeder?
>>154374814He was a Red Sox player for a while.
>>154374814>refsneederSNEED
>>154374814FOOL do not tell them!
>>154374814Before ellis island they were the refchuckers
Rob Refsneeder has been demoted to Bob Refchuck.
last>>154374814Based
Thanks Weissert, for nothing. Literally, there's no pressure. Let's get some outs, holy fuck.
>>154374558Yeah we can tell you don't care lol
cal got a hit :)
>>154374800
Cow Rowwy:D
>>154374670mickey mouse dynasty
JULIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>154374760No, Mets worked some Jew magic and made us sign him
I think we lost the liberatore arozarena trade six years ago
>>154374920>worked Jew magicToday I will remind them
randy slap! my M's can hit??>>154374926he's available at the end of this year if you want him
>>154374926Liberatore just needs to reach his ceiling. Arozarena is not that good.
>>154374950>uh yeah can I get uh an early life check on a Mr. D. Rubenstein?
>>154374920I’m not even gonna dignify that with a response
>>154374950>RubensteinHuh always thought that was an anglo name
Flyovers are mad at Julio and have broken out the McGwire steroids.
>2 homers in 3 pitches
JJ and Ivan
>>154375061why would flyovers be mad at their own player
Competition idea: division winners of less than 90 games receive wild card seeding instead if a top-3 spot. Tired of the postseason coasters
>>154374992You’d be surprised the things you find hiding in plain sight
>>154375101My coasties own ya
>>154375155Urg..
Mariners suck.
mariners are dumb and stinky
WHO IS WILL WILSON LMAO KEKKIES
A grand slam! The game is called, the Red Sox have won and Crochet has returned.
Cal gets another hit :)
"heck yeah willy"
Mariah sucks.
Ni hao
Orioles are pitching a position player lol.
>>154375234>Will, Will’s son
>>154375234Is he rested to Weston Wilson?
>>154375278They have the same last name
We're coming for the AL East.
>>154374975he sucks and I hate him
>>154375278>>154375263Apparently he's from Cleveland and he's replacing Rivas at 3b today. I think.
Another deep drive off this bum.
lots of dingers today
>>154375281Just like Bill Wilson?
Flyovers are cheating.
The orioles indeed recorded an out.
>>154375304coward
We'll see how good the Sox bullpen is at the bottom of this inning
LFG IKF wreck this bum
Rafaela keeps the line moving, and we're going to get 20 runs.
Why doesn’t W00t simply stop giving up home runs?
why is this kind of stat padding allowed
scorigami watch
It's raining homers in gaped loosest
Another deep drive. 17-1 Red Sox. Fuck Baltimore. Where's your pyro?
>>154375322Now that is a smug bird.
Nu?
>>154375322>>154375361its smug aura mocks me
>>154375370I’m a frayed knot
At least Wilson is an improvement on offense.
Story hustled down the line and we will see more pitches.
I'm a bird! A smug bird!
my dodgers stink.....cancel the 3peat parade..
Gaped Louis has a Pages too
where is nu...tho?
Right, now we can safely pitch a random bum and take the title of the most run-scoring team from all these fake teams.
>>154375392
Kek I hope Cal breaks his bat and the shrapnel pierces his throat as he bleeds out helplessly while millions watch and then every year for a few decades the announcers show the instant replay of him dying like a dog on the field (kek)!
>>154375445I was just about to say that
>>154375392>I'm a bird! A smug bird!'boid' - Elmer Fudd
Ain’t I a stinker?
>>154375476lol
>>154375255faggot
nu>>154375515
