3-3 going into the 3rd editionPrevious>>154361619
QUACK
Ducks drown in oil.
My penguins ):
>>154364332
>>154364341there's still a chance
I can't see the puck
i've seen this before. mcdavid stinker in the regular season, drai bails the whole team out and get them into a playoff spot. drai injured in the playoffs, mcdavid takes over and carries the team into the cup final, then loses cause both are out of it. this time it might be the other way around.
First for oilers disappointment
>>154364359Retard ):
oils unironically miss dickinson
/hoc/niggas really want mcdavid to be the top goal scorer, the best dman, and hasek every game lmfao o-or else he's not the best player on the e-earth!!
>leafs continue thinking canada will ever win a cup again
>>154364397he's got one point in the series
they need to bench mcdavid
when you're sucking anonymous cocks in a gloryhole and you hum the oilers goal sound and the guy recognizes it :)
>>154364411I always grunt "dallas" "stars" "dallas" "stars" to whatever I think the rhythm of gay sex is like
>>154364397he's very clearly the best player on the planet but something is wrong with him right now, he doesn't look like himself. I feel like you're lying to yourself if you don't see it
do you like anime?
>>154364436>meme from last season
Here's a test to see who here is a larper. Where does the puck end up at?
>let's go yoo tawgarbage
>>154364436anime? more like really gay
>>154364452directly in 67's dick
>>154364452can't see it m8
>>154364436
>>154364452Scabs suck kys leaf
REFS YOU SUCK
>mcdavid is almost 30 and he hasn't won a cup yetWhat were you doing when you were 30?
Mcdavid needs to go to a team where he can be the 1c, but not the captain, maybe he gets an A after a couple years. The team needs solid D and plus level goaltending, so Dallas would be a really good fit.
>>154364452
posting in hoc 3-3 going into the 3rd edition
>>154364484drinking heavily to cope with a bpd girlfriend
>>1543644686 7!!!
>>154364484Idk ask me in again in 2 years.
>>154364474Crisp
>>154364371He was not the only player there retard. When he was limping tired from dragging multiple stanley cup champions from the preliminaries to the finals, where was his team? When he generated 12 grade A chances in the gold medal game which celebrini and mackinnon couldn't convert, where was the depth studded with awards?Dumb slut.
>>154364487McDavid going to the fucking Mammoths would be better than the Oilers
>manmouths
>>154364508connor hop off your phone, youve got a 3rd period to play
Third period predictions>oilers benefit from a soft call/obvious non-call but don't score>a goal is called back on a challenge>no power plays in the last 10 minutes
Things of all the cups they could have Mcfucking won
>>154364487Dallas doesn't have the briefs
SCARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>>154364487sounds like my wings :)
I’m going to rewatch the Mighty Ducks trilogy (I rewatched the first one recently), to see if it holds up. I remember the third one being my favorite one.
>>154364494this is what I meant
>m2mmoth
>>154364508reminder: benett and marchand hid injuries just so they could fuck with mcdavid and crosby's legacies
>2tah
>>154364487>plus level goaltending>so dallas
>>154364555It's not worth winning if you can't win big - Adolf Hitler
Are the clubbies good or is vegas bad
>>154364590Sounds like a pretty smart guy!
>>154364591vegass goaltending
12 shots
>>154364591vegas is too distracted by marner screeching at the team in the locker room about being a bunch of no playing dicks
what what the fuck when did they bring fox trax back? only gay casuals can't follow the puck based on body language alone
SSSSSSCCCCCCCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRR
>>154364591The whole Pacific division reeks of fraud.
>>154364614Trax is based
>>154364591vegas is a football town now
the stars don't stand a chance tomorrow bet the house on my wild to shit on them
>>154364601They can’t posses the puck with 6 skaters
>oilers BEGGING for a penalty Yeah they deserve to lose
mcdavid looks like a daterapist
PRAISE JOSEPH SMITH
>soil4rs
>a boy named bucket
FUCKING SOILERS AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
SENNECKE GETS ONEDUCKIES TAKE THE LEAD
imagine thinking connor ingramsimply imagine
QUACK QUACK QUACK
Quack>QuackQuack>Quack
duckies
UH OH STINKY
that Sennecke goal was coming for a few games now
>>154364623>tf>tp>1993>2014
>soiler5
MY DUCKIES :)))
>Oiler5
SIMPLYIMAGINE
My quack quacksAGAIN
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAWHAT A FUCKING DOG SHIT TEAM OH OH MY GODROFLMFAO
Hahahah
>soiler5K W A BWAB
SCAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRR
HOLY FUCKING KWAB
Ducks came out QUACKING to start the 3rd!
LMAOOOOOOOOOSCCCCCCCCCCCCCAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRR
DUCKIES ADD ON!!!!!
>the city of edmonton
mcdavid would look good in a canes uniform
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
AHAHAHA the unenthusiastic call of the 5th Anaheim goal by the Canadian feed.
mitch lost
based carlsson taunting the soilers bench
Mcgaykid mad
its literally over the ducks have won this series. good job woodcroft
>>154364702he's right thoughVegas is beyond trash
Is anatidaephobia a real phobia? It seems real seeing how the soilers play.
4-3 ducks
>let's go ducks, let's go ducksBut retard oiler fan thinks no one buys tickets and the Honda center is empty
I'm a big believer in the power of words and namesThe oilers simply have too many pussy names...Nurse, Hymen, Nugent-hopkins (hyphenated name like a feminist), bouchard/douche bombs, mcdavid, etc.Compare that to names like killorn, viel, gauthier, McTavish, etc.Oilers are done
>>154364739Yes he didBut did bud?
> Oiler5
OUR Mammies :)soon OUR Duckies :)tomorrow OUR Canesies :)
MCDAVID IS SHIT AHAHAHA
the good guys are winning
>A LOOONG 8 year drought in AnaheimRandy Hahn says through grit teeth
ingram is awful single handedly throwing this game. need a trade asap.
>>154364732he doesnt like finns
mcdavid with goalie pads would have saved those back to backs
>Bouchard turns over two pucks in a rowHe should've been on Team Canada and he deserves to win the Norris. If he's not a Norris finalist each one of the voters will murdered by me. Bouchard is the greatest defenseman ever. He deserves a statue outside the Hockey Hall of Fame.
>>154364736Jack is usually excited for both teams but he knows soilers fans are slitting their wrists right now
McDavid is a serial loser.
I did not know the Mammies had 4 goals on 12 shots all game
>>154364789He is Nu Joe Thornton
>>154364789Always a bridesmaid just like canada
wonder if the guy that said jarry/ingram was the ticket is here right nownobody else might remember that post but i do and i'll make sure you do too
have the ducks been wearing this candy ass orange all season
>>154364754
>>154364784
You guys dont get it. Now McDavid is pissed.
>>154364802olympics mvp brady tkachuk is about to get swept btw
>>154364787Very unprofessional. It’s a national broadcast and all of Canada is cheering against the Oilers and Mcdavid.
3OILER STATUSQUA5KED
this #2 defenseman is awful
>>154364784please don't post girthy, corn studded marners in the thread please
>>154364800nah thats marner
>>154364732Im convinced hes getting traded next year. He knows no Canadian team is allowed to win a cup. That contract was a masterclass on how to leave without being absolutely hated. Curios what they get for him or how to play it. My bets Colorado.
>>154364772>>154364803>Bouch Bomb is solely responsible for the two latest goals>WAAAAHHHHH INGRAM SUCKSWhat is wrong with the water in Edmongolia for you to have turned into such CP kids?
>>154364813Well yeah he doesn't have his American team mates and is being forced to play with Canadian losers
>>154364812he's always pissed, he's a pissbaby like mackinnon
>>154364812
Ducks are winning a Stan Lee in the next 3-5 years, huh? They have speed and size and talent all over the lineup. Their young guys don’t look intimidated at all by the playoff or McDavid.
The game isn't over the Oilers will score more and win
Down by two in the third, time for some patented MCHEROPUCKSWOOCE AROUND 3 DEFENDERS, MAYBE THE TURN THE PUCK OVER MAYBE NOTFLY BEHIND THE NET WITH NO SUPPORT TRY A STUFF PLAY AND TURN IT OVER THEN REFUSE TO BACKCHECKTHAT'S OILERS HOCKEY BABY
AhahahahahMcdavid hadn't even crossed the ducks blue line when the ducks were celebrating the 5-3 goalHe is doneCan't skate, can't back check
>>154364818erm he's a point scorer actually
>>154364833Im going through a hapa stage.
>>154364818
>>154364805They've been wearing it for like 3 seasons now
>>154364842If they can get like 1 or 2 decent defensemen they'd be imstoppable
>>154364818yeah but he scored a lot of pointsnorris locked down
Injured and exhausted i think mcdavid is legit pissed
>>154364852yeah, points for the other teamheh
Why would any team even want McDavid? He's a washed up scrub.
>>154364842I'm honestly being reminded of the 04-05 season. They got close and the next season they won it.
kwab
It’s almost like you shouldn’t build your team around 2 soulless regular season scorers
My nuckies would bootyblast both these teams
>>154364880nice McHold of the McStick
I hope the knights obliterate carlsson's knee along with his hopes and dreams in the 2nd round. Bitch nigga behavior from him all night.
>>154364880why did that sissy fall down like that?he should have scored or something
>mckitchen
>here come the refs to save Edmonton again
>>154364873Any team would a good leadership group. Like that other anon said, he can’t be a captain on the team. He’s uninspiring and needs a real veteran to shut down his hissy fits.
Good guys of 2026 NHL playoffs:>Ducks>Canadians>Sabres>Flyers
>>154364880This is what you get when you demand the nhl treat you like a movie star.
>>154364812We know...https://youtu.be/Wwfz-4kS1jE
>Nurse gets hurt>They get a PPTwo birds one stone, someone in the oil fields just blew in their pants
>nurse being slow as molasses getting the shot offwhy is this guy paid 9.5 million?
>>154364901Philly is never good it's mammoth
mcdavid is blowing this whole thing up why won't gary let him
>>154364861Looks a bit like Travis bickell, only much lower iq
>>154364921With a mug like this how can you not?
>>154364921seth jones situation + bbc hypnosis during negotiations
>>154364834avs don't have shit to offer unless you want nichuchkin, colton, and a few ncaa overagers
>>154364880-1
>>154364880McNon-FactorMcMinusMcUselessMcWashedMcShitMcMarner
FANTASTIC keep in by upcoming Norris-winning defenseman Even Douchtard
Goodbye Darnell
>duck5
My Duckies :(
this nigga just blatantly humping the net post
Edmonton getting bailed out by refs and pure luck lol
Gary wins
UMMM DUCKlets???
>>154364898>refs favoring the smaller marketif refs had nukes every city from utah to indiana would be radioactive glass by now
>>154364880his body is so beat up :(
MCDAVID SCORES!WE'RE SO BACK OILERBROS!
>NEEDS a pp to score
>>154364979>Hockey in Edmonton is a smaller market than hockey in fucking Anaheim
>>154364961>Finnish counting
I told you hes pissed!
shit, they saying the McDavid switch has been flipped!
>McSecondary needs a Duck deflection + refs not calling Hyman for doing the exact same thing that put Edmonton on the power play to finally score
>>154364979>244m generated highest peaks during the playoffs>small marketuhhhh are you perhaps retarded ?
>>154365001Pissed on
The constant Edmonton refpuck is tiring.
Damn these teams suck
>>154365030>needs a miracle friendly fire tip to scoreyeah, I'm thinkin fraud
Mcdavid with weapons is unbeatable. Where winning the series in 5 and destroying vegas and the avs and eventually the canadians in the scf.Mcdavid will go down as the best oiler player of all time.
>>154365001he's prepared to leave his humanity behind for lord stanley and we're not ready for it.
>>154364921We have purposely trained him wrong, as a joke.
>>154365042Canadian refs should never be allowed to officiate Canadian teams.
IT'S CLOSE TO MIDNIGHT
>>154364990Pp merchant all season
too many carlsons on the ducks
>>154365067
>>154365042Not as bad as edmontoners crying the refs are against them...oh look another free trip conveniently not called
>>154364452in the net
flames need to heat up and put these fucking dorks back in their place
>>154365064
>>154365102who?
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRR
Mcdavid is gonna LAAAAAY IT ON THE LIIIIIIINE
ref babbies
Oh look a convenient call for getting hit by your own hit
BouchGod masterminding another oilers win lets gooooo
oh no
Gary’s oilers
hey guys enough about hockey, let's talk about this movie I just saw with my gf. it was called 'Project Hail Mary"
time to start getting fed PPs in the thirdmcfraud
>suck off ref>instantly get a PPHmmm
fuck you sennecke suck a massive clit
AWWWWWWWWWWPOOPYB R I E F S
pooshart
>chimpdavid
>>154365137
P I S S E D
be nice to connor he has to go home to his soulless wife every night
Nice job retard
MCCHIMPOUT STRIKES AGAIN
UH MCDAVID STINKY
>>154365137what's his name?
>>154365152Based
McEnforcer KILL EVERYONE
!!ALERT ALERT!!MCDAVID IS LEGIT PISSEDREPEAT, MCDAVIS IS LEGIT PISSED!!ALERT ALERT!!
>>154365177Told ya, just like Thornton. He's gonna cry.
based McDavid going for a quick goon sesh in he box
Why did he do that?
>>154365162girls can't be boys wtf
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
>>154365188so you don't know
it would be incredible to watch McMarv go full-on Killdozer during the playoffs
>>154365190what an idiotyou could just not do that
>>154365199you're speaking nonsense, how can a gf be a he?
>>154365188is anyone gonna tell him?
there is a playoffs commercial where they straight up call him mcjesusthis is why people hate him, the league forcing him so hard for his entire career, the insane amount of help he's been given latelygary wants him to be THE player so bad because he's so inoffensive, boring, and non-controversial
>>154365211>he doesnt know
behind the goal girls....
>soiler6
>>154365211magic
KWAB
shitdavid tries to be a hero again
MY DUCKIES
>mcdavid into 3 guys>loses puckwhy does he do it bros.
McFrustrated just cost his teamDo another 1v3, I'm sure it will work next time, moronAhahahahahahahah, 6-4
DUCKS FLOAT ON THE OIL
McMeme is solved
>McHeropuck McTurns the puck over leading to an Anaheim goalIT JUSTKEEPSHAPPENING
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAANOTHER DUMBASS GIVEAWAY BY RETARDSBYE BYE MCMEME, YOU ARE NOW A SAN JOSE SHARK
DUCKIES ADD ON FUCKING DAGGER
wow these oilers suck
fucking amazing
didnt expect anaheim to win, to be honest
>>154365246Olympics flashback
I have a bad feeling about this Viel guy. His name is an anagram for EVIL.
veal is duck meat right?
>>154365222>he's the lebron of hockey!They do it to themselves.
>soilers
>>154365221>>154365226america is weird. keep your ideas down there. girls can be boys... don't make me laugh. what's next, israel is the greatest country on earth?also SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
mcdavid is PISSED
SEND EKHOLM TO CHINA WHY IS THIS NIGGA STILL ON THE TEAM
>>154364954>McMarner
oh no no no no no
our duckies
utah has a bye to the conference finalsfucking gary
>soi7ers
I think the Oilers should put in Jarry
>mfw byfield is 13% of the kongs and 50% of their PIM
>6-4>AGAIN
>>154365275>the royal municipality of canada
DUCK6
>inb4 soi7ers
Hahahahaha
sad to see when the Oiler's don't have the Kangz to bully in the 1st round they fall apart
>>154365266It's also an anagram of Live.
>oi7ers
holy shit Edmonton would you retards ever retrieve a single fucking pucka single rebounda single loose puck in the cornerdo literally anything on defenseI don't even want you faggots to win and this is still unbearably painful to watch
DUCKS ON THE WATER DUCKS ON THE TRACK
>>154365268world class backhander right there
DUCKIES EMPTY NETTER FOR THE 2ND GAME IN A ROW
TOUCHDOWN!!!!!!!!!!
>stray soilers fans leavingkwab
>goal>assist>still a -4
>>154365249how? put a 6'5 275 guy on him?
>>154365300have you checked your dad's penis? what the fuck man.
>Connor Ingram>Game 1: .893 SV%>Game 2: .815 SV%>Game 3: .846 SV%This is the goalie they chose with McDavid's clock ticking?
Outcoached again fuck you knoblauch you're nothing
AHHHHHAAAAAAAHHHHAAAAAAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
You would've thought that McDavid learned to not just skate solo all alone and lose the puck in the Olympic final. But that's all he tries now. Just skate as fast as he can head down.
wow he scored that from really far away
>>154365297Classic McDavid
>>154365246His gimmick hasn't worked for a year and a half now, what the fuck is wrong with this guy.All talent, no brains.
Move the oilers to Atlanta and trade McBozo
lacombe owns memejesus's ass like a prison bitch
>>154365322long drive home to bakersfield kwab
brutal game for mcdavid even though he got 2 points
Who the fuck is this Jackson LaCombe fucker?
>>154365327no, he's actually the emergency backup plan. they chose tristan jarry!
Lmao oilers blown out by the Ducks
>>154365327Tbf Ingram kept Edmonton in the game for 2 periods tonight. He fell apart in the 3rd but that’s on his teammates for getting owned most of the game. Shots are 41-24.
>>154365352retard
Tonight>Mammoth beat KnightsBad guys won :(>Habs beat Lightning Bad guys won :(>Ducks beat OilersGood guys won :)
>>154365352an olympic gold medalist
Ducks are a great team. They'd be my 2nd team if that was a thing.
just. not. ready.
Emilioooooo
Are the Ducks' season interesting yet?
It took a decade for teams to learn that you can just push over McDavid when he tries to skate around the entire opposing defense.
>>154364332eat shit retard
MCDORK WITH ANOTHER GREAT GAME LMAO
>>154365327they would be leading the series right now with skinner
>>154365361good guys wonwho cares wongood guys won
>only good guys won tonight11/10 night, thank you Gary.
Lol viel not getting punched but flopping around like a fish
All Canadian teams are going to be out after the first round aren't they?
why are white players such thugs
>didn't land single punch
Series ain't over yet bozos
DUCKS WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
EVERYBODY CLAP YOUR HANDS
Mcdavid should shoot the puck in and then chase after it
Oilers chimping out
who are the ducks facing next
Oilers gonna catch some suspensions
Why do they waste time fighting?
Dach just took his gloves off. That's an automatic suspension.
>>154365404Habsies might advance, they remind me a lot of my Duckies
>>154365404Habs are winning bud
>>154365413For the soilers it is
>>154365413>-4
>>154365413oh yeah it is, oilers just got mindbroken
>>154365342What a shot
>>154365421If things keep going we get ducks/mammoth
Hey Guys! What's up? It's Kraft Punk. Great Hockey today. Does anyone have any Instant Cheeseplays they can send me over?
>>154365421Mammies most likely
garbage time fights are sovl incarnate
They let the duck in.
>>154365327>trade skinner for their new starter>don't even start him in the playoffs?????
https://youtu.be/2P4NxUzkbKc?si=nGeppEotpmXsY-Uo
>>154365441>>154365444what a world we live in
will mcretard recover
McDavid could have been a UFA in 3 monthsInstead he chose to stay on this sinking ship for 2 more seasons
Emilioooooo!
>>154365429Well your Duckies remind me of my Habbies.
Can Mcdavid not be a sissy faggot ever after losing?
That one retard who said Anaheim may as well not even watch this series because it would be over so fast
Yeah I’m thinking Edmonton sucks
>>154365297why does he keep trying to force 1v3's and be some kinda wizard?
I guess I gotta finally make the Ducks' current jerseysI think this is the most recent one I've done for them
>slap ass on the ref Ayy yo
TOTAL MEL7DOWN
good night bros
what a fucking faggot
What was dumber: McDavid re-signing with the Oilers or Matthews re-signing with the Leafs?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E-nHjZ4Viqc
The Ducks are the protagonists of the west
>>154365477NOT okay
>>154365474Because hes a sodomite and thinks choking is some sort of magic trick.Also did you see our boi teemu in the rafters with kariyas son?
>>154365507the slammoth would like a word
>>154365327With what assets? Cash was spent on re-signing Bouchard at 10.5 x 4 and Walman at 7 x 7. There’s nothing. No one wants our AHL rookies, surely not our geriatric defense core either.They won't retire because they still believe in McDavid. Nevermind that, we just signed 6 forwards for our AHL team.
>5GAA for the OilersJesus Christ.
>>154365517>gay ass meme teamyikes
Has McMeme scored on a single one of those 1v3 drive plays since he got dumpstered in the Olympics
>>154365377His left eyelid is ready to be permanently closed.
mcdavid pulls a tavares in a couple years and goes to the laffs as a washed up old-timer. laffs fans plan a parade that never happens.
AND FUCK MCDAVIDDucks had 16 more shots on goal. LOLDucks 40 to 24 Oilers SOG
>>154365297LaCombe did it perfectly. Just lean on him like a boxer and sap his strength.
>>154365297unironically liked their trade for viel more than the trade for carlson
>>154365543got bullied too many times
>>154365545Laffs? No, he's the 2C for the Habs
gare has heard your complaints about florida finals and will be giving you 6 straight years of buffalo vs utah
>>154365518Literally what is the plan for the next 2 years with McDavid?
>>154365529actually they're mormon, being gay is NOT okay
Our Great Flames Nation would never disrespect God's Greatest Country in the way that the Edmonton Oilers did tonight.
>>154365297Backhand goals are so kino
>>154365577By the end of year two he's going to be playing 54 minutes a night. Trust the process, he'll do it all himself eventually.
Torts' job status if Vegas gets eliminated?
>>154365577beatings
>>154365577they're going to surround him with a bunch of hyman clones and shitty goalies.
>>154365607probably fine, it's not his fault the goaltending is shit
>>154365607Panera Bread ManagerStanley Cup Champion
>VegASS
>>154365297Ingram is a sieve LMFAO
>/hoc/ meme magicked this into existence with years of posting about how the Ducks are having an exciting season
What will McD-4vid do in game 4?
>>154365619If he cared he would suit up and man the net.
You guys wanna hear a joke?>The Edmonton oilers
>>154365577sell as many jerseys as possible and flip him for picks to some desperate wildcard hopeful
>>154365651idgi
>>154365641EXCITING ISNT IT
>>154365671>In the playoffs
>>154365607back to the CBJ. torts would have never allowed that collapse down the stretch this year.
>shitpa, soilers, and vegass all choking what a fantastic night
>>154365690I still dgi. They're in the playoffs. This works if they didn't make playoffs.
my knighties lost bro's
keep that same energy when your duckies get beat the fuck up by the mammies in the 2nd roundfaggots
>>154365709got other things to worry about
>>154365724this man is based
>>154365710who gives a shit, they are running on house money right nowthe oilers on the other hand...
>>154365724I kneel
>>154365724he is living the dream
>>154365710nobody likes jewtah
>only allow 12 shots>fewest allowed in franchise playoffs history>lose 4-2how gay kwab
games are done for the night let's talk about my islanders now
https://www.reddit.com/r/hockey/s/cp8OZwG4Cz
>Mammiess>Knighties>Oilies>Duckiesone of these retards will compete in the WCF...
>>154365804I'm game.
while we're on the topic of reddit I was looking thought the bolts reddit for salt and some guy mentioned canadian sucks because of healthcareand then I find an older thread of bolts fans seething over that whole cancer charity stunt a while back and someone said their dad's icu visit cost $800k and the insurance didn't cover it because they weren't notified within a certain amount of days and he died a few months later
>>154365724is this from tonight's game?
>>154365807Thank you Gary
Yotes don't seem to have any obvious weaknesses if they play consistently they'll beat Anaheim in 5 games or less
Life is a waterfall, we're one in the river, and one after the fall
>>154365710get fucked retard
Mama always said life is like a box of pk subbans
>>154365674that's a goose broski
what do you guys do when there are no games on? I'm new here
>>154365909scarpost
>>154365909if there's a big pile of birds in my yard I'll run out and scare them
if bouchard wins the norris it will strip away whatever modicum of credibility the awards still have
>>154365909make the same inside jokes we've been using for the past 10 years
Skinner would have shutout the ducks
>>154365909we discuss the girly magazine
Can someone who plays NHL 26 tell me why I can win 50% of faceoffs on Rookie difficulty, but on Semi-Pro I have never been able to win a faceoff? I play on hybrid controls Also when Im rushing forward with the puck in the left or right lanes, none of my AI teammates will rush up the center lane. I have no one to pass to, this game is better to try and solo everything yourself than to make a play
>>154365926think it's called a flock
>>154365909Talk about our favorite jerseys and which ones we're going to buy
Come on ducks with 2 more
>>154365943gary please leave
>>154365940true it was a girly magazine there were a bunch of releases today apparently rip kairi
>>154365941Git gudAlso the AI teammates are retarded
>>154365909i fuckin go to worklol no jk jk i play cs, watch yt, browse /ck/, lurk reddit, jerk off routine, etc
>>154365942are you sure?
>>154365909We post pornographic material
>>154365967no
>>154365941 the AI for EA NHL games always sucked. you could score 8 goals evey game and your team would still manage to lose.
>>154365963Go back
>>154365940it was a gay magazine
>>154365978to jerk off city, cum province?
>>154365971why don't you putrefy yourself in the waters of lake minnetonka
>>154365963>jerk off routineexplain
>>154366012step 1: find polaroid of your mum from the 70s
>>154366006
>>154366012/sp/ jannies will ban me again, come to /cum/ and ill expand
lole imagine jarry wins them the west
>>154366006>>154366025https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=inBExPSRssk
I thought brochard was supposed to win the Norris
lol roman punk was not 5 stars dave
prince rules
>>154366078he's dead, actually
what player has the biggest farts?
>>154366090this guy right here
Wrestlefags OUT
>>154366088ten year anny was a few days ago rip
>>154366090
TUSKS UP
>>154365377nice hair though
new diablo expansion monday bro's what are ya'll gonna roll? for me it'll be the new warlock.
>>154366174I only play fortnite
>>154366174>for me it's de_cache
evercold looks like dogshit bros
>>154366174i've been playing diablo 2 should i get back into 4
>>154366062No way a retard like him wins the norris
>>154366210ask me again in a week kek. the whole game is changing, hopefully for the better. what are you running in d2?
>>154366218I got a warlock minion build but I'm only in act 2
>>154366224word. i ran a warlock fire build when he first came out but didn't play past nightmare. the minion build gets op i hear, but he's getting nerfed soon i think
>>154365941EA sports games have nothing to do with skillIt's all about finding broken plays and spamming whatever animation is favorable to youIf you want a skill based game with a puck, try snow day in rocket league
>>154366255>EA sports games have nothing to do with skillthis is only true to a certain extent. once you become good at the game it punishes you by lowering all your players stats for being good. when you become great at the game you can push past the game handcuffing you and achieve a high win rate regardless.
If you're a goaltender, tend the goal.
>>154366255this sounds like what the carolina hurricanes do
>>154366281>i don't think i will
can the next thread be kate bush themed
post oilels lose to the cucks
>OILELS>GOLDEN SHARTSHAHAHHAHHAHHAHAHHAHHAHA
>>154366338nah i need to be on my computer to slap some /hoc/ jersey on her or swap her head with gary'sany other suggestion? orherwose ill cook a generic non-partisan /hoc/ one
>>154366366utah's jersey swap promo was too stronk
>>154366366rare flag has spoken
>>154366393newfag
SCCCCCCAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRR
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lets just say....the oilers forum on hfboards is NOT happy right now
>>154364436MLB had an official anime sing along. When will it be our turn bros, and which stadium will do it first?
