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yesterday >>154323677
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The city of Edmonton is NOT happy with the loss.
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My penguins ):
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lets just say...the oilers forum on hfboards is NOT happy right now
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did mcdavid do the right thing by signing again with the edmonton bridesmaids?
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>>154366453
>>154366469
wow, the city of losers is mad after their loser team lost
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>oilers lose the series 4-1 to the ducks
>mcdavid ends up with one goal the entire playoffs
I pray for this
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>>154366454
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>>154366407
based habsies edition
hope Dobson is back for round 2
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there's no way that Canadians are real, man
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mcdavid's not usually like this take it easy on him
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clayton keller conn smythe
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QUACKED
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Vaping in my kitchen naked right now just riding the waves out. Go Flames!
https://youtu.be/I5Sautsr_X8?si=PGtTU4OFVq3hU65O
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>>154366567
same but who do you kick out?
>xhekaj
>strubble
>ghule
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>>154366768
Ghule's been more shit than Struble and Xhekaj as of late
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>>154366745
based
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slopdown was cancelled
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>>154366824
it was on tonight
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the oilers spent a second and a good defenseman to swap one goalie they can't trust for another goalie they can't trust that's older and on a worse contract
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erm... why is a flametard posting in a playoffs thread?
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Avs-Mammies WCF battle of Deseret
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just heard about 1993
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>>154366847
maybe on planet retard
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>>154366902
true
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why are habs and tampa playing like they're decades old rivals
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>>154366474
Im looking forward to the biopic of how a franchise buckbroke a generational player.
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>>154366928
beast conf stuff
you wouldn't understand
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>least coast stuff
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go duckies
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mcdavids pissed now sooooooooo
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>>154366971
legit pissed even
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imagine ducks sabres
can you imagine the joy?
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>>154366899
Wait until you hear the second installation: 2014.
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>>154366899
actually it was 1992
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oh yeah. they gettin busy after this game
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shart "the rapeman" fart
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>>154366813
What if we're just all hanging out at The Stingzone, watching playoff hockey, having a few dad-sodas, and rooting the Flames on?
https://youtu.be/WNKt0DrTZYg?si=yhH3BuN3LQlpEAxF
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>>154367028
KWAB
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>>154367046
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sThcndPu-x8
america's team
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>>154366928
the met in the Cup Finals only a couple years ago
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>>154366971
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>>154367046
ngl, I genuine want to crank a guy off while he wears a Flames jersey
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trouble trouble: that's me
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two thoughts
1) utah in 5
2) you just know jen has the hairiest moose knuckle
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>>154367232
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just woke up, oilbros WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENBING
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>>154367256
oilers lost bro
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Anaheim is not the better team. Our heads are just not in it.
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>>154367256
What do you mean just woke up? How is everyone gonna get their aftonblaska in time for breakfast?
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>>154367256
they were down 3-1 against the kings last year and the team has gotten worse since
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>>154367275
I'm not that retard who delivers papers for a living
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>>154367256
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>>154367275
KEK
>>154367288
he got fired
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>>154367225
When will it be our turn /hoc/ bros?
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>>154367278
Utah is way better than the Queens
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>>154367256
oilers goaltending :(
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>>154367256
just rocked a piss outside m8
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>>154367302
that too
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>>154367301
vshit is not anime
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>>154367301
suck
onto
my
hard
pe
nis
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>>154367301
the oilers arena and astolfo
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>>154367301
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>>154367302
they aren't playing Utah retard
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>>154367315
KEK
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whats jamiroquai
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Going outside for a smoke. Will report back with findings.
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>>154367315
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>>154367256
our fat fuck retard is blocking the strait
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>>154367338
K. Going to rip a dart as well. Keep me posted
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>>154367028
IT WAS THE SPRING OF 92
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OILERS STILL GONNA BRING IT HOME
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>>154367340
>>154367321
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Has any MTL bro tried Le Sherif? I wanna have a good smash burger soon. But all my friends moved away so I'll go alone and probably look autistic, but it looks preddy gud
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i can see the puck
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>>154367383
kino slomo
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>>154367383
now that's what I call threading the needle
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>>154367383
wow it's like i'm in the matrix
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>>154367315
>>154367321
>>154367340
WHAT'S THE JOKE?!
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>>154367383
:O
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>>154367383
-just- tipped off the lightning players skate which was the sole reason it made it through everybody else and barely over vasilevskiys elbow
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>>154367383
wtf did he just unlock a new skill tree
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>>154367383
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>>154367383
This is how I see hockey because my brain is so fast
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>>154367383
now that's what I call stemming the rose
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Gary released his top 10 saves of the regular season list today fyi: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UsIrhddU8Jg
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>>154367383
kinda hurt my eyes
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>>154367580
>No saves by Dustin Wolf
Lame
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>wolf fag is online
im out
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>>154367609
wolfpack bros, did Dustin let us down this year?
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didn't ask
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>>154367630
team let dustin down I'd say
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>>154367473
Ici c'est Pepsi
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>>154367630
Gavin McKenna will make everything better
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>>154367660
yes, but for the Canucks
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Kwab
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Im going through the vod of Oilers@Ducks and has anybody noticed that the puck is way bigger than usual? Is anyone looking into this?
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>>154367703
Nurse and Bouchard are a noose around Oilers Stanley Cup neck.
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>>154367740
Booch is gonna win the Norris
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the marks are in the rink
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I wonder what Bedard is doing right now
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>bought friend a projector as bday gift
>he's a cokehead oilers fan
>cant enjoy games on projecter while oilers are in
if the oilers had as many lines as him they'd be a good team
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>>154367812
banging cory perry's mum
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>>154367824
revenge at last!
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>>154367824
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>>154367812
If I was an hockey player I would holiday in Australia during the off season because nobody in Australia knows hockey so nobody will recognize you and bug you. Pasta can't walk down the street anywhere in Boston and Bedard can't show his face anywhere in North America but in this hemisphere there are like 10 people who know them
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i can relate to this guy on so many levels because i also feel useless, incompetent and completely out of place at my job
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>>154367942
wtf is this creature
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wtf i opened espn and it turns out that tampa, edmonton and vegas all got destroyed, what happened :o
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>>154367992
We don't ":o" here on /hoc/. Take that femboy ass out of here.
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>>154367992
>>154367998
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>>154367998
>swede
>talking about femboys
the memes write themselves :D
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>>154368007
Well yes, I'm talking to you
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Based Kulli-Mikke
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>>154368032
seems like that world class edmonton defence is at it again
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The comeback starts today
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at least half of /hoc/s brackets will be busted tomorrow when the flyers finish the sweep.
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We have no problem with femboy ass here on /hoc/.
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>>154368101
*shakes paw at the heavens*
i shouldn't have believed in the retirement home >:(
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I've never heard someone say give me 2x stanley cup champion Evan Rodrigues over McDavid. To say he's not a hall of famer is just peak delusion on your part. Do better.
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>>154368101
My east is going according to the plan, also for west i have avs in 4 and dallas/mild going game 7. I put oilers and vegas advancing, ehat was i thinking
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My knighties lost to a SHIT team. Fuckin' refs am I right bros?
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>>154368131
are you responding to someone or are you arguing with yourself
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>>154368141
True they lost to themselves
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imagine if utah goes on a run here and becomes the new vegas
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>>154368216
they're losing in 6 games to Colorado
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>>154368216
there'd be some fallout for sure...
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>>154368216
Just like Fallout
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>>154368101
The only matchup where I went with emotion over logic. (The metrosexual bracket winner is losing the ECF anyway)
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>>154368230
i made the joke before you did you idiot
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yes mamm mammary glands
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dylan1
copey lost
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>>154368241
sybau
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What went wrong?
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>>154368358
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good guys won
shame next nights games are all trash
oh well atleast we got U18 to watch
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>>154368430
>atleast we got U18 to watch
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>>154368443
>she was only 17 years 11 months and 29 days old you sick fuck!
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Who's the leader of the team that's made for you and me
M-I-C, K-E-Y, M-O-U-S-E
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F L A M E S
L
A
M
E
S
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>My morning in Kyiv. Watching #Avs was interrupted by sound of sirens due to russian threat. I was supposed to go to shelter. This is the usual live here in Ukraine. It’s sad many people don’t realize how russia evil is and what roles play their puppets like ovechkin.

with audio: https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1777113053172807.mp4
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>>154368602
hopefully he died
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>>154368650
if you genuinely think one side is good and one side is evil you are a retard
>checks flag
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>>154368602
holy main protagonist syndrome
>>154368694
based finnbro as always
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>>154368694
Did I say that you mongolian cunt? One side is the aggressor though.
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>>154368716
and which side is that?
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>>154368630
retard
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Sure is edgy in here
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>>154368717
the chuds
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>>154368834
you need sharp edges to skate
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I had to clean up a homeless mans barf yesterday at work and when I looked at it I was immediately reminded of the F L A M E S
L
A
M
E
S
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>>154368850
there were even some players who would have their skates sharpened in between periods
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is it time to worry for the oilers?
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>>154368955
It's fucking over. His face says it all. Better get a better GM for next summer so you can pull off the biggest trade since 1988.
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>>154368968
he's pissed. next game he gets 4 points 'cap this
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>>154368968
What about leo and nuge? I don't understand their expressions at all.
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sixteen goals allowed in three games
mcdavid 1g 1a -6
0.839 sv%
the team is on kasperi kapanen's shoulders
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>>154369026
getting brutally pwned by kullimikke
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Time to put Captain Pickard in the net, he always shows up for the ploffs, he won 7 in a row for them last year.
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>>154369026
>mcmeme in net
no wonder they are losing
you are not on the same level as ohtani
there is no need to play net and be a forward in the same game
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>>154369060
don't the oilers feel bad about tormenting all these backups and ahlers like this
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>>154369037
granlund has a thick cock i've seen it
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>>154368955
its never a bad time to worry about the oilers
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>>154369060
Why don't they put Jarry in?
You know, the guy they traded their starter, a 2nd round pick, and their only other defenseman that knew what defense was for?
What was even the point of getting him
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he is redeemed
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>>154369190
skinner was never the problem
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>>154369200
no shit, but he was always the whipping boy
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>Utah scored 4 goals with only 12 shots on net
>Sharter Fart
>Veg-ass
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today?
sens win, stars win, pens win. cap this.
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>>154369205
what you're saying is that they needed kane to take the load
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I want a mancave like this so bad bros...
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>>154369244
frankly, this is embarrassing and gives me the ick
>t. female
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>>154369244
why does his cuckshed need a deadbolt?
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>>154369244
this person might benefit from therapy

https://youtu.be/rPK4Pw3y-DI?si=iiW04W4jCyQLKUyH
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>>154369244
get that tacky crap out of there and you could have a good time with that much polished concrete
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>>154369244
>As he sat there, watching his goalie getting dunked on by a bunch of mammoths
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two sweeps on the table for tonight lads
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im sorry i just dont see the islanders moving past the first round
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>>154369352
yee yee ass ahh post
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>>154369190
>Down 3-0
Nah
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>>154369200
>>154369205
He lost the starting job BOTH runs to the finals to Pickard, but Pickard being an AHL goalie lost it back both times.
>>154368722
The ziggers
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Good morning! I just wanted to notify you guys of the fact that my Cubbies are on a ten-game win streak and have our franchise guy for the next 10 years plus another couple of guys, despite our pitching all being out injured. My Bullies have a clean slate with only like three guys signed long term and are going to get the 1st overall pick, the 15th overall pick, and two early second-rounders in a deep and stronk draft. My Hawkies have our young core in place with a franchise player and are getting another high draft pick. My Bearsies have our franchise QB, our franchise coach and are going to shore up the defense. We’re going on a Boston-esque title run. It’s going to be all like:
CHAMPIONSHIP
>CHAMPIONSHIP
CHAMPIONSHIP
>CHAMPIONSHIP
CHAMPIONSHIP
>CHAMPIONSHIP
CHAMPIONSHIP
>CHAMPIONSHIP
CHAMPIONSHIP
>CHAMPIONSHIP
CHAMPIONSHIP
>CHAMPIONSHIP
The city is going to be so comfy, bros.
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>>154369548
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Gitchi gitchi ya ya da da
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>>154369548
You'll be lucky to make the playoffs next season.
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Oilers window is CLOSED

LMAO!
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>/hoc/tards really favored mcfraud and the dysgenic soilers in beating the quackers
Retards
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>/hoc/tards are actually calling a series as a win or loss despite the fact it's not over
Retards
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Morning /hoc/ remember to cheer for the Stars today
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edm was down 1 game going into game 4 last season
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>>154369734
Benchod basterd bloody bitch
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Canes sweep
Wild tie
Penguins...survive...somehow...
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>>154369786
>penguins survive
No.
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>>154369786
>wild tie
Let’s hope not. I’m so sick of hearing about Quinn Hughes
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>>154369757
I will because I hate the mildcuck and anything that causes him pain or discomfort is something I support wholeheartedly.
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>pedo wild
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>>154369718
Anaheim hasn’t qualified or gotten out of the first round in a decade. Doesn’t inspire much faith.
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>>154369880
How many Cups does McDraibitches have? Somehow that still inspires faith in retards
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>>154369891
cups are hard to get man. even the goat gretzky only had 4
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mama sennecke with her custom flag :3
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GO STARS GO! GO STARS GO! I hope they grape the mild today
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>>154369912
1) that's a man
2) sennecke is canadian
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Daily reminder that Sennecke is a germanized Polish surname.
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>>154369912
#shrinkthegame
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what did we learn last night?
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>>154369955
you're right, americans and canadians arent a real thing
we're all just human
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>>154369946
she's a beautiful woman actually
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>>154369964
>we're all just human
let's not go that far
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>>154369964
>canadians arent a real thing
Correct, you guys are getting Anchlussed.
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If the oilers still had evander kane, sennecke wouldn't even sniff the ice out of fear. he was a bitchnigga for taunting the oilers bench. hopefully he suffers a career ending injury in the 2nd round. faggot ass player.
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The ducks have not deserved any of this
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>>154369977
Why did she make a flag where her Canadian son has an American background, is she stupid??? (No disrespect to Americans but it just seems weird and fucking retarded to me)
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>he only posts bait
What a sad existence
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>>154370000
u r a fag
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>>154370000
You retards don't know how to Anschluss properly

Austrian Anschluss started with a customs union . what's going on now is the opposite
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Good morning frens
There’s exciting hockey today
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>>154370228
gm fren! lets go flyers! :D
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>Rögle Bandyklubb
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you ever sneeze so hard you hurt your back?
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Joel Quennville raped the oilers like Kyle Beach took a hockey stick up the ass
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>>154370276
On the bright side, the oilers have stan bowman to cover it up
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My friend connor here says good morning
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>>154370235
Today is Crosby’s final playoff game :D
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>>154370264
Yup. I hurt my back from doing rack pulls incorrectly
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Well what's his Buck Status?
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Gustavo, the security guy at Mammoth Ice Center.
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>>154370323
sure looks like it :D
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>>154370352
u a bit late my friend
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>>154370354
That better be temporary otherwise it'll look stupid
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>>154370354
formerly security guy at Crypto.com Arena
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>>154370352
all the doujins in akihabara can't save his mental health
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McShit single-handedly lost Canada the Olympic gold medal because he was a selfish retard who forgot he was not playing against shit retards like the Fraud Wings and thought he could win glory all by his numale self
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>>154370352
>>154370378
>his two year team-friendly extension doesn't kick in until next season
>they already pissed away the money saved on that contract for a goaltender they aren't even playing
G R I M
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>>154370388
Its was Mckinnons fault for choking
Connor didn't even show up
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>>154370388
>single handedly
makar forgot how to skate, mackinnon forgot how to get the puck, and binnington is literally the 3rd worst goalie in the entire nhl this year
mcdavid sucked but the gwg was a comedy of errors by canada
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>>154370398
at least he has plenty of awards
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>>154370388
you're a walking meme kid give your balls a tug
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>>154370354
getting some matti vibes
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>>154370388
who did jack pass to?
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>>154370408
>>154370409
_/ _/ _/ _/ _/ _/ _/ _/
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>>154370388
He was not the only player there retard. When he was limping tired from dragging multiple stanley cup champions from the preliminaries to the finals, where was his team?

When he generated 12 grade A chances in the gold medal game celebrini and mackinnon couldn't convert, where was the depth studded with awards, which by /hoc/'s logic, cups = better than mcdavid. NOWHERE. It was McDavid all alone. Everyone was working against him. So don't you dare question his heropucking in OT.

And I bet you're giggling like a bitch after getting so many (You)'s for your retarded ass post. Dumb slut.
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>>154370506
how do you grade chances?
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Crosby ain't doing shit and the flyers literally are doing a 1-1-3
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McDavid is going to be legit pissed when the Ducks eliminate the Oilers
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>Hurricanes
>Wild
>Flyers
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I want a canadian gf
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stop arguing and fighting all the time
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this fucking retard can't listen
anyway ain't looking good for leaf teams
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>getting eliminated at home in a day game
ISHYGDDT
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>>154370649
What I would give to listen to his locker room speeches this year
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>>154370667
you dont have one yet?!
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>>154370721
>his locker room speeches
he doesnt give any. he just stares at you while convulsing violently.
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>>154370719
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>25+ swipes in and still seeing brown every time
I don't fucking get it. This is impossible.
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>>154370740
those social skills classes were worthless
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>>154370709
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>>154370354
>team moves in 5 years
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>>154370732
canadian women look like THAT??
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Jackson LaCombe really stepped up this year
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>>154370680
Agreed. I still think habs vs boltZ are going the full 7 games
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>>154366745
One day years ago while browsing this fine website someone linked this vid and I've been a big fan ever since.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3cSqRMioRik
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>>154370852
After getting paid 10 million, he better
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>>154370889
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eu3nSPMtt3Y I really like that one.
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>>154369180
Hoping they could rehab him but he's terrible
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>>154369190
He hasn't won a game this entire playoffs
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>>154370889
/hoc/ has pretty good taste in music. I still listen to basement jaxx
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Oilers fans wildin

https://x.com/yegwave/status/2047181477805523106
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put pucks on net and good things will happen
just gotta stick to our fundamentals out there
close the lanes, deny them the opportunity
it really all comes down to who wants it more
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canadians aren't gritty anymore
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>>154371026
You can't win games when your teams offense puts up 4 goals in 3 games.
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>>154371172
There was only so much Ingram could do yesterday
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>>154369180
>What was even the point of getting him
It was more about getting rid of skinner before the playoffs. Not many teams were willing to deal goalies at the time
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>>154371088
at the end of the day, we didn't get the bounces we needed
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canadians are girthy
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>>154371249
bet you guys have low body fat
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>>154370506
You need a beanie baby.
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>>154371140
respectfully disagree
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Our Sennies :/
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>>154371181
I was talking about the Pongs.
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>>154368968
If only you knew...
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>>154371291
suck
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weekend warrior here, about to have myself a nice little saturday
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>>154371291
Are they still angry at Ullmark?
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>>154371446
No, they're angry with the forwards unable to do jack shit
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>>154371438
Us wagies need to enjoy ourselves :)
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>>154371466
letting their defence get a free pass when they are also awful
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>>154369977
Gib senneke sister
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McDavid to the Rangers next season
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>>154370732
Looks like a praying mantis with down’s syndrome
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>>154371550
McDavid will join the Knights and Drai will join the preds
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>>154370667
Just be a big dog
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>>154369891
The current top goal scorer in the entire leagues history has a single cup
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>>154369548
white sox chad myself cubs are gay kwab
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>>154371626
Does he want to play with marner that much?
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>>154371490
The defense is battered and bruised. No Zub, Sanderson head shotted and won't play today, Chabot probably still dealing with an injury, Kleven back but still wearing a cage, Gilbert injured first game. Defense means nothing if the offense can't help them
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I made big cumms for the canadiens yesterday and look what happened! They Won!
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Yesterday was kino, here's to another HECKIN KINO day today
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time to get snacks for the games
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>Mammoths are ignored
>Eichel never gets a post
>Habs destroying the Bolts
>everyone talking about the oilers vs ducks
Why?
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>>154371417
>laffs
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>>154371827
i need to go out but i cant stop blasting stinky liquid nic roy
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>>154371837
>habs destroying
Kek kwab kek
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>>154371837
because McMeme lives on
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>>154371827
For me it's lightly salted Lay's potato chips
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>>154371827
get me my usual
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>>154371837
the laffs arent playing
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>even predditors are shitting on McBust
It’s over for this this generational talent
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>>154371827
think i'll get some beer and liquorice for KooKoo-SaiPa too
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>>154371884
Salt and vinegar or all dressed for me
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>>154371884
I like the ridges
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>>154371827
Grab me some barbecue chips
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*nasally, whiny redditor bitch voice*
>We need to talk about the Habs
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the wyatt sicks got released kwab never drew a dime
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>>154371837
Because the ducks are /hoc/'s team
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https://youtu.be/lWTf79leL9E

watching this right now, lads
>waiting on Gary Puck
>go Phlyers
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>>154372070
maybe in mexico
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>>154372091
Anaheim is white. This is a known /hoc/ fact.
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>>154372091
Habs have the brownest and blackest fans
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>>154372120
who's gonna tell him
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>>154372020
might actually be the worst youtuber
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>>154371933
>all dressed
what are you doing behind enemy lines brother? can you even remember what a coffee crisp tastes like?
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>>154371933
Is all dressed "all spices" these are possibly the worst ones i've ever tasted
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>>154371884
zesty mordant
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>>154372315
purple bag checks out
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for me, it's wegmans maui onion kettle chips
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Megapussi
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this is a funyuns general
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who are you watching the games with?
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>>154372423
my niece drove out for the weekend with her babies im gonna watch with them her husband couldn't come he has the shits
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>>154372423
my best friends, (you)
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I'm a big believer in the power of words and names
The oilers simply have too many pussy names...Nurse, Hymen, Nugent-hopkins (hyphenated name like a feminist), bouchard/douche bombs, mcdavid, etc.
Compare that to names like killorn, viel, gauthier, McTavish, etc.
Oilers are done
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>>154372490
you gonna teach your nieces about bud and shitposting?
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>>154372070
Wrong! /hoc/ is rooting for a Buffalo vs Utah finals
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>>154372563
the lore of bud will be told at bedtime
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Ducks float on oil
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>>154372612
No one cares about the Mormon coyotes
Ducks/sabers for finals
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>>154372644
i hope its the extended version
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>>154372736
Based :)
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>>154372757
Wrong
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>>154372561
This is /hoc/ you don't have to announce your retardation
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THEY'RE MAKING ME QUACK
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>>154372761
im going to end the story on the morning of easter 22 so they get a cliffhanger
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>>154372787
By default all /hoc/ posters are retarded
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>>154372349
Seems similar but a bit different now that I'm checking them
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How are you feeling about Saturday's games, /hoc/?
We could have an Eastern Second Round match-up by the end of the night,
that's pretty breathtaking
>Gary is playing a bold hand in the 1st Round of the Stan Lee
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It’s so fucking over
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>you, an 80 IQ dimwit Soilers fan
>me, an 81 IQ intellectual genius Ducks fan
Bow to your sensei
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>>154372856
I think Penguins are GONE.
Senators might squeeze out a victory to avoid the sweep? Either way they are toast soon.
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>>154372863
Desperate times then Latvian goaltending is what you put your last bet on
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Sweden is getting destroyed by the US at the U18 Worlds right now in the 3rd period
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>>154372911
We’re so back
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>>154372863
>latvian goaltending
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>>154372911
Can't hear you over the WJC gold, you suck löser
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>>154372239
I'm American lol
All dressed is cash money
Salt n vinegar still takes the king tho also ngl but dill pickle cheetos slap

>>154372400
Based

>>154372315
Probably fraudulent
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>>154372911
Based
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>>154372315
that's way too comfy for potato chip packaging
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>>154372892
My only problem with that would be Gary's biggest problem with that strategy,
And that's the lack of ad bucks that a pair of sweeps creates
>Gary loves marketing bucks, and he's willing to use his magnets to create more regular-season Gary Times and Gary Outs to get them
But he's also keen on the flood of news articles a pair of sweeps would inevitably create,
So marketing bucks are going both ways. He likes that, too, mostly cause the media can't see his hand
>Gary knows when to hold 'em.. knows when to fold 'em, knows when to walk away.. he knows when to run
He never counts his money at the table, lad, that was the gist I was leaning towards, sorry that took me so long...
* sip *
Maybe... maybe that 25.7% of regular season Gary Time ad bucks was to offset a pair of sweeps in the First Round... maybe
>I dunno, I'm a dreamer, lads, schemer
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>>154372376
Hmmmmm
Yum I guess
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I would kill for my team to have someone like Anderson or Jackeye my team is full of pussies
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>>154372814
>>154372856
>>154372888
>>154373024
RAPED
A
P
E
D

NIGGER
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https://youtu.be/rrik9V6E1j0
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>the city of Tampere
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>>154373151
but their opponents are also from Tampere
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>Liiga ploff over time
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IUI6WJkVNXc

good hockey video with wholesome cute ending
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>>154373174
Ilves is mostly made up of foreign players anyway
>too many Canadians to gauge them correctly
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>>154373216
My KooKoo's shared points leader is a Hungarian so who am I to judge
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>>154373151
>>154373216
Raped bitch
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>>154372892
Just like my soilers.
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i don't enjoy /hoc/ when rapey is spamming and for this reason: im out
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Good morning, Mammoth Nation.
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>>154372020
What are tampon bay youtube grifters gonna do when the team starts sucking bad for a decade again and people stop giving a shit? their window is closing right now
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>>154373456

>laffs
>>
This place just isn't the same without the laffs in the playoffs
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>>154373543
same
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>>154369244
raperoom?
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>>154373531
Habs fan actually.
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>Ilves
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fun thing about these liiga playoffs is that 2 of the 4 final teams are smaller teams from the southeast, budget isn't everything. Also surprised that Tappara is so low.
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>>154373382
>muh Mammies
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>>154373618
Oh fug it's not low I just thought that it was in order
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>Non-Playoff Teams Lives Matter!!
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>>154373618
I love the new Super League idea, and I think Gary should adopt it and create NHL2
> We could have Atlanta, Houston, Phoenix, Portland, Milwaukee, Quebec City, Hamilton, all on the NHL ticket in a few years, Gary, just think of it.
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>>154373699
Well it's only for next season. I'm just glad that it's going back to an open relegation/promotion system. I don't get why american sports leagues have weirdly socialist systems with the drafts and everything
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>>154373618
more like liiga my balls lol
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>>154373758
No, dude, that's a capitalist system with a fascistic economic policy
> socialism would be an open pro/rel system, and the US might never see one, who knows
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>ref gave us a goal and PP
finally good ref puck
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I should be studying for my final exam
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>>154373762
jen
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>>154373817
Yes, you should
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>>154373841
Right after I shitpost here, play Diablo 2, and watch some vids on youtube bro
and maybe after a meal too
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Oh my Ekholm. Yikes.
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>>154373867
Potential Norris winner Bouchard looking like the best defenceman in the league
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>>154373854
must be lunch time over there
https://youtu.be/Ir4v_ANbyZA
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>>154373817
What's the subject? We can give you practice questions.
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For me? It's Calgary Flames and Utah Mammoth Legend MacKenzie Weegar
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>>154373927
It's for my flirting with women (female) 101 class. I don't think I can handle being held back again.
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3 game sweep coming
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>>154373984
just compliment their toenail polish. works every time
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>>154372863
>our goalie was the problem why we couldn't score goals
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> that guy said he's taking a class for getting laid, and his final exam is soon, and he really needs to focus and buckle down if he ever wants to lose his v card
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DALLAS

STARS


DALLAS

STARS
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>>154373999
checked
> This is an All Points Bulletin, be on the lookout for a /hoc/ shiposter with a crumbled Andrew Jackson and pocket pull of quarters; should be jingling when running at a full sprint
>DO NOT APPROACH; Inform your local precinct and allow SWAT to do their job
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if it doesn't work out in Edmonton for McDavid, would he stay in Canada or go with US team? if he purely wants a cup then probably a US team would make sense
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>>154373984
Oh. Sorry I can't help you with that.
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I love how sloppy these U18 boys are
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>>154374113
macdavid is a future florida panther
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>>154374113
He'll go to a US team and win a ring in LA or Vegas
Whoever's got the cash and the time, it's too early to theorize
>>
Almost back from the store, I’ll update when I’m home
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>>154373061
>>154373151
>>154373216
>>154373580
>>154373620
>>154373699
>>154373790
>>154373902
>>154374109
Please fucking KYS you sack of human waste
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>quick run to the store
>KooKoo goes up 2-0
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>scoreless second lady intermission in Lowell, Massachusetts
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>>154374170
you are not welcome if you forgot kex
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>>154374284
Get a job
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>>154374113
Yeah probably, Montréal and Ottawa are the only somewhat positively trending Canadian teams.
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>>154374289
Is Twix ice cream close enough?
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>>154374337
fine, but dont fuck up again
(snickers ice cream is better)
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>>154373817
I have a 20,000 word essay due on Monday and I haven't started.
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>>154374045
my nigga Quit Hughes finna pop off!
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Oh fug the Slovak teenagers are beating our teenagers.
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>>154374421
6 goals in a period
this game can end 10-4 either way
>>
lappeen ranta sinking in the saimaa lake
>>
>“I’ll tell you right now Ducks fans, you might as well not even watch…the games! If the Ducks win this series, I'll never root for the Oilers again. I'll wear Ducks jerseys, I'll have a Ducks hat on the rest of the summer"
- Ryan Whitney
>>
>>154374175
finally a good post
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>>154374468
I can sell him a rare Ducks Koivu jersey for 500€
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>>154374375
why is he crying
>>
>>154372787
Oilertard detected
Imagine watching them for a full season
"Nugent-hopkins over to nurse, back to the point for a bouchebomb, off the end boards, hymen was looking for just the tip...now it's going the other way, 2 on 1 against bouchard...and they score".
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>>154374337
>>154374373
>>
>most dangerous lady lead at Tsongas Center
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>>154374604
are they allowed to call this ice cream?
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>>154374604
how would you go about artificially growing peanut butter cups
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The Flames would bootyblast these teams
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>>154374604
Is "no artificial growth hormones" with a small print continuation of "used on cows" a common thing on american groceries/foodstuffs some finn or swede help me whats elintarvike/livsmedel in english?
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boltsissies still seething
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>estonia getting owned by worst gorea
>hungary getting owned by nippon
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I bought a taco salad. Yes I am a beaner
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>>154374745
needs more sour cream
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>>154374324
>two years of Sid right into McDavid
what a timeline
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>>154374745
Did you buy it at a second hand store?
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>>154374837
Mexicans don't buy second hand things like you jeets.
>>
my great grandpappy was the entrepreneur of the family, started a store that sold clocks that only showed the hour, then smartly across the street set up a second hand store if they wanted to know the minutes as well
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>>154374810
Retard
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>>154374544
He Marnered himself
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We getting 0, 1 or 2 eliminations today?
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>>154374871
>I pay full price for the newest and best of everything
suck burn pablo
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>>154374871
unless its a used f350
>>
>>154374810
I think McDavid would throw himself headfirst into a woodchipper if he needed to play in the Quebec market.
>>
>>154374810
Do you really want geriatric Sid? It would sell a lot of jerseys though yeah
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>>154374881
poor guy
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>>154374887
>He would rather fuck a used up 40 year old woman than a virgin
The Ganges isn't going to clean itself Ranjeet
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>>154374886
Sweeper Saturday, lad, place your bets
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>>154374715
We have a bunch of food laws here to protect the producer from being sued. No one knows what any of the shit they label on containers means.
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>new scotland
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>>154374745
When you order food at a Mexican restaurant, how do you ever know if someone got sick and threw up on your plate?
>>
Toronto Sceptres or Ottawa Charge?
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I think the pwhl has more gf than me
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>>154374892
I would cry like a baby girl seeing Sid come out in a habs sweater
>>154374914
Limited edition, let's do some simple addition
50 dollars for a t-shirt, that's just some ignorant bitch shit
I call that getting swindled and pimped, shit
I call that getting tricked by a business, that shirt's hella dough
And having the same one as six other people in this club is a hella don't
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>>154374892
he'd be a pretty good 2c, a huge upgrade over whatever the Habs have now
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>>154374930
>>
>>154374715
probably just means growth hormones for the peanuts but not for the milk
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>>154374953
Kapanen I think was at some point but he's getting less than 4th line minutes of playing time in the playoffs.
>>
>Lolaks
>>
>fourfull draw
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>>154374963
those names sound made up
>>
>scoreless lady draw
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>>154375055
what names aren't made up?
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>KooKoo
>Kiekko
>Ukko-Pekka
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>raped bitch in /hoc/
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>>154375068
onomatopoeic and other descriptive words maybe
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>>154375075
finns have names like kaaka kuupoo and then walk around thinking its okay
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>>154374949
>Autism jeet
>>154374934
Marner isn't the chef
>>
>>154375075
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tjt-AeJkzf0
>>
you're all gay fake fans that don't actually care about hockey
stick to watching heated rivalry or whatever that name was
real hockey fans are watching PWHL right now
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>>154374965
mostly i was asking for help of translation of livsmedel
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>>154375151
already seen it waiting for the next season
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> Finland brought back the Big Arch
Mäkkäri has truffle mayo, too -_-
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>poland
>finland
>sweden
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>>154375153
food products? assuming it includes drinks
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>>154375178
yeah i was thinking of foodstuffs but that doesn't sound right
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>>154375170
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rbqnf7uYQag
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>>154375105
>This hockey anime failed terribly
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>>154375193
for me it's tomppa änd napa ruskaa
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YcdCwKq9I44
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>>154375192
foodstuffs or groceries would have been acceptable, pekka
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>>154375005
he's been pretty good, but if a team had real chance to get Crosby there, they'd definitely take it
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>>154374871
I didn't mean anything stereotypical, I just meant the food looks like someone chewed it already.
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>>154375140
Hmm
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>>154375207
Who'd have thunk?
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>the city of Bratislava
gg, Helsinki
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>>154375240
If only they made a cool shonen like haikyuu or slam dunk
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>>154375170
Raped
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>>154375233
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>>154375282
He should join assat
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Why is the worst game of the entire playoffs the one scheduled for Euro audiences? Fuck you Gary.
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no good games til next season
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>>154375299
It's too early for a western game
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>>154375277
Your penis is still in its original shrink-wrapped packaging, and no one will ever touch you with anything that isn't clinical detachment

Now stop talking about raping men in an ice hockey thread, you fucking idiot
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>>154375229
Yeah obviously. I guess Kapanen has faded off a bit from his earlier regular season goal scoring as he's barely getting playing time now.
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>>154375334
>>154375334
>>154375334
NEW
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will they play fair or behave like a pack of niggers again is the question
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>>154375320
Kek gottem
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>>154374652
no, notice it doesn't say ice cream anywhere on it lol
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Konkishin spotters activated.
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Ei suurinkaan Rush fani (minä) voi tätä laittaa fastaan
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6C2e5cZt8jE&list=RD6C2e5cZt8jE



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