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ANZAC DAY MATCHIE
DONS V PIES SHITFEST

LATER:
PORT V CATS
FRED V BLUES
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The Sweet Caroline Jim Bean as gives me chills. So good
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I literally behave like Elijah Hollands last week all day every day while home alone
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Would one of you fellas rub my quads in a non-sexual manner
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for me it's Caroline no

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4OCja0WBWYA
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you do realise that is some type of hindoo mantra pose right
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Can Garry and Huddo talk about the other 43 players who aren't Nick Daicos?
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AIEEEEEE
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Kissing Kath right on the butthole.
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THANK FUCK THIS THREAD WAS PREPARED FOR THE 499TH POST
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>>154366929
Good energies
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>>154366968
Slots straight in at 101 then?
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>>154366943
So good
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>>154366968
rare
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>>154366943
SO GOOD! SO GOOD!
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>>154366961
It's straight up (demonic) yoga, correct
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>>154366975
saw this guy at woolies a couple of years ago and he looked so depressed
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>>154366975
what ever happened to this cunt?
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Lads, Jordan just posted
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Lads, Jordan just posted
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Lads, Jordan just posted
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lol
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Lewis posts here???
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Lads, Post just jordaned
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Lads Jordan just posted
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Pendlebury
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Pendles!
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>>154366969
Did you lick too? What did it taste like?
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>>154366999
I chatted with him 2 years back, he's a really nice bloke
He gave up on comedy and podcasting because a psychic told him to walk away
He just drives trucks now
I would pay good money to listen to his easy going spiritual footy analysis instead of all the sportsbet funded garbage we get from Little Dan and the AFL media
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i'm pretty sure the stand rule was brought in to stop players from cutting off the middle of the ground

and now players do it all the time with no penalty
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Pendabear secures his fourth medal.
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think I have something clinically wrong with me because my I find injuries and death very funny
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APOLOGISE TO NICK
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>>154367015
Someone here needs to bring the culture and sophistication, yeah
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Are people really watching these two bottom 4 teams play?
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Just wouldn’t be Anzac Day if we weren’t getting towelled up by Pendlebury for the millionth fucking time
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The stream is still fucked
Something is flickering on the rignt side of screen
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>>154367050
Millions of people nationwide.
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>>154367037
This is what happens when you grow up with funniest home videos
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might wank one out for the anzacs
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>>154367050
Just waiting for my Porties to start m8
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pies always let the other team score a few goals after they get a small lead
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told you retards the bombers weren't going to win this
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>>154367067
It's what they would have wanted
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turning it off
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>Bombers play 2 great games then go back to being shit
Are we being conned?
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>Another """"blockbuster"""" that's a blowout
Change the teams ffs.
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if Peter Wright were chinese he'd be Peter Wong
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fuck this shit
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PieGODS
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hopefully port can take *pfft* sorry hopefully port can take it up *snigger* i mean hopefully they can take it up to the cats-BAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
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it's a no fumbles league
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Fuck I love sucking dick so much
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>0.4
Throwing away a medal.
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Lads, Nick just posted
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Ladd, Nick just posted
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Lads, Nick just posted
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Lads, Nick just posted
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>>154367106
Nick, focus on the game
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nick is insecure in front of goal these days
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>>154367100
Josh Carr LITERALLY outcoached Sam Mitchell last week m8, Chris Scott WILL be exposed in the midfield and we'll have a rain of Goals from Georgiades and Big Cock Whitlock
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LADS DAIPOST JUST COSTED
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>>154367108
>>154367109
>>154367110
>>154367111
huh?
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>>154367106
shame you’re not out there today darce
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Lads, >>154367106 Nick just posted
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>>154367119
i mean i'd rather port win i just don't see it happening
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>>154367119
10+ years of Ken really did a number on Port fan's grip on reality
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More than DOUBLE the Don's score. There is NO coming back from this
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gooning to jav
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DAICOS IS GAY
MOORE IS GAY
ELLIOT IS GAY
QUAYNOR IS GAY
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Very nice goal.
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cocko
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deport kako
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>>154367133
Thanks, please post this 5 more times
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>>154367131
CARR CAN'T BE AS DUMB AS THAT BALD FUCKWIT, SURELY HE CAN SEE THROUGH SCOTT'S BASIC BITCH CHIP FOOTY, PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD GIVE US THIS GAME
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>>154367050
>Thinking Carlton, Richmond, West Coast, Norf, St Kilda and Port are better than these teams.
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kako is literally the only good player in essendon
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Imagine if Nick Daicos kicked that. Would be easy GotY and be replayed 20x a broadcast.
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IF Port lose
THEN I will eat a Bacon Deluxe Hunger Tamers Meal in 1 sitting

But only in the unlikely event that Port lose
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but seriously who the fuck beats collingwood
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McMiss
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>>154367150
come again m8?
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>>154367160
wht u finna eat if por win ?
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>>154367163
MY norfies will flog them
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This fox footy coverage is fucking insane, what the hell is going on?
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>>154367163
Brisbane, Hawthorn, Adelaide, Geelong
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>>154367090
>2 great games
>only won 1 game
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>>154367163
they beat each other off in the change rooms after every game because they’re all gay
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desperately need a wog gf
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>>154367171
Collingwood are soft team that relies on uncotested football. Teams like norf or iggs would expose them.
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>>154367170
Will test the South Park theory about anus eatting with a Bacon Deluxe Hunger Tamers Meal in 1 sitting.
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>>154367170
Probably a Whopper Cheese Hunger Tamers Meal
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>>154367185
Post examples
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essendon doing as well as those fags did at gallipoli lol
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MUUUUMMY HE TOUCHED ME GIVE ME FREES
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Okay cunts, off to Adelaide Oval, talk later.
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Fuck this shit
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what is going on Essendon usually play good on Anzac day
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>Tsatas
Wild that Daicos isn’t even the gayest and softest wog on the ground
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>People talking about Hungry Jack's
that's what I feel like but I moved beef mince to fridge so I need to use it.
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another year another dogshit boring marquee game
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post
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Lads, Dan just posted
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morning. looks like the dons landed on the wrong beach.
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Lads, Dan just posted
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McPosted
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>>154367166
You're right, essonDONE are cooked.
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Sport science has ruined the afl.
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How the fuck was that holding the ball
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Bombers are so fucking trash wtf.
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>>154367222
Their ANZAC spirit got corrupted pre-game >>154365857
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Lads, Beau just posted
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hi
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Lads, Beau just posted
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THAT WAS OUT OF BOUNDS
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>>154367224
theyre both young, parish on the other hand is weak as piss
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>11.13
imagine if the pies cared about scoring goals
wouldn't look good for these passenger jets
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Pendlebury a genuine chance for a career high here if McRae doesn't rest him in the last quarter
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>>154367261
Not a wog though, is he dumb fuck?
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Blakiston might have played the extra defender role worse than anyone I've ever seen. He's not at all suited to it. Shocked they haven't moved him somewhere else. Not that it matters since the game is done.
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>Bombers turned good in the second half vs the Dogs
>Bombers returned to shit in the second half vs the Pies
What to make of this?
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>>154367240
morning turkbro, always good to see you
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>>154367274
dogs are shit?
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the price is wrong bitch
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>>154367265
They're too busy waving their arms at the umpires to score goals
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>>154367270
lol enjoy the win kid
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>>154367276
turkroach*
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>Get a day with 4 back to back games
>They're all bad
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>>154367187
>norf will be good this year,look at all the young talent they have!
For the 10th year in a row.
Remember when people compared Sheezle with Daicos?
In 3 years people will only remember Sam Darcy as the new Tom Lynch.
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>>154367274
Bevo undid the Sheedy curse and the Dogs will be good again next week
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Anime watching looms
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>>154367240
morning turkbro, much respect for visiting Gallipoli when you did fairly recently
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>>154367293
We got spoiled last Saturday
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if you want to accelerate your super balance put everything into american shares for the next few years
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sp needs post ID's
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>>154367240
morning mate. dosn being dosn
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>>154367293
>>154367307
yup
can't see tonight's games being good either
tomorrow is a sneaky chance to have 3 good games imo
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Where are Essenond at as a footy club? What do they stand for?
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Average margin so far this round (from completed games) is 56.33.
Will this game be above or below?

>Port vs Geelong and Freo vs Carlton later tonight
kek. This round is going to be blowout after blowout.
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>>154367320
or, short version, sneeds
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>>154367240
it's afternoon you silly goose
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Collingwood is significantly better than your team.
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>>154367339
My team is Brisbane so nah.
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fuck turkcunt and fuck sebshit
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>>154367344
Your "team" is an insurance company mate
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>>154367276
>>154367304
>>154367323
>>154367336
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Smile so big that your eyes crinkle back in your faaaaaaace
Love so large you can hear from outer spa aa aaace
I really wanna talk to youuuu
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>>154367350
My team are the reigning premiers.
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>>154367361
I have a mate who looks exactly like this
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I love my #youilions #youipride
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>>154367345
Youre just upset because they are more liked than you
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>>154367336
They look Chinese.
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>>154367350
your "team" is an airline for prostitutes mate
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I’ve seen enough, Essendon won’t be winning the premiership in 2026
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havent seen an anzac day killing like this since gallipoli
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>>154367372
Wtf nice
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>>154367376
Big calls like this are why I keep coming back to /alf/.
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>>154367240
Turk bro my friend
made a lonely new years fun for neet ausbros a few years ago
I will neva4get <3
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they finna fine people now for having old washing machines or something
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>>154367368
Koreans and Japanese are ethnically Chinkoid/Mongol stock that is correct.
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the yui lions
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kek banepoof is eternally at war with catschad, swanscunt and dogsperg i love it
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three first rounders or zach merrett?
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the collingwood emirates
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Where does Moore fit into this elite squad?
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The KFC Emirates
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>>154367386
>You're not allowed to have a washing machine that lasts forever! You must "upgrade" to this chinese piece of junk that you need to replace within 5 years to save the environment or some shit.
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6 more disposals for pendlebury's career high
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>>154367396
>Pick 23, 28 and 20 (2026)
>When you have no free list spots to use them
Merrett.
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pretty funny that piesperg got so RATTLED by being consistently outed in the thread that he spent a year coming up with this youi lions/"banesperg" comeback. felted.
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>>154367392
Not really. That's just your imagination.
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>>154367406
why are you lying?
it was pick 9, 22 and this years first
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>>154367403
Old washing machines are horribly inefficient energy/water wise.
That new washing machines are designed with failure after a few years in mind doesn't change that the old ones are shit.
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>>154367406
How do Picks 10, 22, and 2026 1st rounder become 23, 28 and 20?
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howe had his eyes on the ball fuck off
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look at the homos sucking off turkfag
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>Using your umpire dissent when they're 10m out
Based
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is merrett even out there today
god what a spud
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I've seen enough
They should have traded Merrett
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ben mcgay
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BT's CTE playing up again
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mcstay is fucking shit
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Dads, Lan just posted
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>>154367420
a speed queen will last you thirty years versus a new machine, offer a better clean and quicker. I'd take "inefficient" water use (matter doesn't get destroyed lol) over insane manufacturing, waste and resource extraction load.
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First team to 100 usually wins
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Funny how Essendon managed to fool some people into thinking they weren't total shit for a week.
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>>154367454
Still up in the air
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>>154367457
gold coast are literal trash
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righto
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How is that 50 lmao
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lol some dumb cunt jumped in the yarra and got stuck in a water pipe
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>thread an hour old
>2/5 way to a newey
THRIVING
POOMUNITY
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essendon fans are not allowed to complain about umps for the rest of the season imo
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>>154367470
Mama Mia
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>>154367470
probably a dosn fan
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>>154367479
EssonDONE can only score from free kicks.
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for me its when jeets go swimming at the beach in jeans
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>>154367418
>>154367423
Picks blow out. What were they on draft night?
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>>154367480
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>>154367470
that delta p will get ya
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collingwood are home now
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Some dumb fuckhead cunts didn't tip Collingwood to win this game KEK
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>>154367451
>offer a better clean
[x] Doubt
Speed Queens are shown to give shit cleans.
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>>154367491
irrelevant discussion as you were never able to take the players gold coast picked
the best talent available to you is still the same ones
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>First time they kicked 100 since 4th of July
Freedom
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>trudeau wearing a bombers scarf
Grim. They were cursed from the start
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>trudeau
go woke go broke dons
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This is pathetic
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>game 431
>ties the record next week
>39 disposals and a goal
Pendlebury could legitimately get to 500 games
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that was crisp
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Crisp goal
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on track for 50
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>Ahead of Essendon and Collingwood’s Anzac Day clash, a near 100,00 strong MCG crowd gave Uncle Colin Hunter Jr a hero’s welcome before cheering and clapping throughout his several minute speech.
>After it was announced he would give the Welcome to Country, the crowd burst into rapturous applause.
>And from there on the cheers only intensified.
Cucktorians are the biggest faggots in australia
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>btfo by a 40 year old
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Boomer who?
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Bombers have to lift here
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>>154367527
I’m there m8, it was nothing but booing
they obviously played fake crowd noise to cover it up
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100 point looms.
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>>154367527
#notmyuncle
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>flying cars down under
>it's just an oversized drone
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shame on anyone who booed a champion
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This is humilation ritual levels atm desu desu
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>>154367054
you're alright, you can mcstay.
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150 minutes until carlton's season is OVER
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Congrats Pendles. Happy for the Pies also
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>>154367510
>>154367511
>Come watch our game, it's amazing! These two clubs are huge rivals and it'll be a super close intense game
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absolute humiliation ritual
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Do youse reckon theres returned soldiers who served in Afghanistan and Iraq who are sitting inside right now near blackout drunk ready to blow their brains out?
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wtf lol
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>41 fucking disposals for roberts
this is levels of seagullery unseen before
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he kicked it with his pants down
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Time left: 6 minutes
Required: 3 goals

Bit in this.
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new herbatron vid is going to be litty
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>38 scoring shots
>most any player has is 3, and that's only one player
embarrassing teams desu
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>>154367582
>most any player has is 3, and that's only one player
Naicos has 4 scoring shots (0.4).
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>>154367363
living in the past mate.
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>>154367595
i meant to say most goals anyone has is 3 mb
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>>154367596
they're also the future reigning premiers champ.
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PendleGOD
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how tf do you get manhandled by a guy pushing 50 year old
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>Career high disposals in game 489
Really shows that Boomer should've been allowed to go on for another few years.
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>>154367425
sure it'll be your turn to get sucked off. c'mere mate, i'll get the ball rolling.
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SCOTT’S HEAD ON A PIKE
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imagine nick steals the medal
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Nick Daicos. NIICKK DAAAIICOOOSSS
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>>154367596
Says the guy thinking Pies are the best team in the league.
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>>154367470
sucked in!
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>>154367615
not today Saad
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>>154367616
>Steals
He's had 42 disposals. Would be a worthy winner as he's ripped the game to shreds.
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when's the last time the pies have scored this high
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>>154367619
i'm a swasn, we know not to live in the past.
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free kick essendon
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>>154367527
Literally UncSlop.
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Is it time to remove Essendon from the Anzac Day game?.
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>>154367640
Why are you replying for the Pies poster?
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>>154367648
>Is it time to remove Essendon
drastic times call for something something. airport can expand. make the expulsions/re-migration quicker
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daicos 20 disposals in the the 4th quarter
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Quite everyone Nick Daicos is talking
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>>154367654
I dont like brissy either. their supporters are cunty as well and need a dose of common sense.
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nick is so humble
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>>154367664
Turns it on when the pressure is off, typical
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>>154367664
he had 13 liar
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>>154367582
Collingwood hasn't had a proper key forward since Cloke, you don't need someone to kick 5 goals if 10 people kick 2
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>>154367669
I heard a lisy poof voice and thought they'd fucked the audio again and were broadcasting from the video ump
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Piebros…we are fucking back.
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>dosnt btfo
Dyson Heppell sends his regards
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Bit keen to see what Carlton serves up.
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>got bullied by brisCHADS
>resorts to pissy limpwristed sniping
kek
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How do we increase scoring so we can show more ads?
Let’s just pay bullshit 50s for no reason. Genius!
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GREAT SCOTT ALMIGHTY
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>the arrogance of walking up before your name is announced
not a fan
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>>154367697
>Stand 3 metres over the mark and don't move
???why 50?
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>>154367685
so how come collingwood fail to kick a winning score so often and had to rely on "THE CLOSE ONE" magically falling their way to win a flag without one?
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Technically this was a win for Essendon
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>>154367705
Your audio is on a bit of a delay.
They said 4 time winner which could only be Pendlebury which caused the Collingwood players to start celebrating him.
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>the eternal (anzac)flame
is this idol worship?
also those boos were clearly glowies
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>>154367718
kek
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>Glitching during the speech
DISRESPECTFUL TO THE ANZACS
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FIX THE AUDIO YOU FUCKING DUMB JEET CUNTS
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>>154367718
moral victors if you think about it
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>>kayo audio fucked all game
and yet they can get away with doing nothing about it because they have all the games and know nobody will actually boycott them
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Kayo's been struggling with the audio all day. Just how Indian is their tech staff now?
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based kayo cutting off gaytards speech
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peter daicos is seething
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What's going on with Pendles hairline there? Is his hair drawn on?
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>>154367739
he should teach his son to do more efficient kicks cunt went at 50%
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all the audio issues is classic jeet troubleshooting to
>hmmm the thing ive tried didnt work the first 5 times let me try the same thing again cause thats what the troubleshooting script says
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>>154367743
The GOAT has some longevity genes we can only dream of
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>>154367718
what undercover suss WEF shit is this cunt here for?
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>>154367731
>>154367732
>>154367738
the AFL refuse to handle their own broadcasting and outsource to the lowest-tier provider, NEP, who put the minimum staff required (often below that) to maximise their profit. it's why the cameras are shit, why the angles are shit, why there's no proper video replay umpiring system and why the broadcasts are so incredibly amateur.
t. knower
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pendlebury could play until 2030
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>>154367749
No doubting that. It just looks like his hairline is literally drawn on with some kind of substance above his forehead in this interview.
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pooey undies
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>>154367732
100%
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>Maynard giving Hamish McLachlan a kiss on the cheek
What the actual fuck?
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What's the best Katy Perry song?
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Expecting a good showing from my Porties tonight
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>smash essendon
>suddenly a premiership favourite and definitely not the side that lost to brisbane by 10 goals
wtf planet are we on
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>>154367770
I rubbed my vag on a girl and I liked it.
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>>154367770
Firework
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Did I just hear James Brayshaw talking before they cut to Kath's voice? Did Fox start using 7's audio feed because their own was so fucked?
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>>154367695
whatever helps you sleep at night raj.
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remember that one anon who thought Essendon were back after almost beating the suns last weekend
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>>154367752
The usual, net zero, transgenders, more Indians, AI surveillance state
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>>154367779
i believe this is how it works no?
foxfooty takes the ch7 feed and just talks over it
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I do not consent, i will not comply
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>>154367756
NEP used to be good.
t. ex-Gearhouse monkey
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>>154367783
the flags and unbelievable seething from the customers of hasbeen poofter franchises after all those years of smug condescension really does help. you should try it some time.
>>
kath loughnan
KATH LOUGHNAN
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Hope you guys are checking regularly for blood in your stool or any other anemones.
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>>154367791
Nope. They have their own separate broadcasts now. Channel 7 doesn't even film on Saturdays generally. They're supposed to be using their own audio but they may have just tried to sync up a replay of 7's because they couldn't get their own working and that might explain why there was a delay between the audio and the video during the medal presentation.
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>Trudeau in the Collingwood rooms
What a turncoat.
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>>154367809
there is no way at shared games they are both bringing their own camera
think about it for a second lol you wouldnt have two shots from the centre of the ground
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>>154367804
Rectal cancer is killing all the millennials.
Used to only kill oldies but now it's wiping out 30 year olds.
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>>154367810
Why are they associating with the partner of a s*x offender?
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Love me jezza Cameron desu favorite oppo player
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>>154367809
>>154367814
Channel 7 was in charge of broadcasting the game today, so Fox was taking their feed.
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>>154367815
I wonder what caused this sudden uptick.
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>>154367804
had a haemorrhoid recently not particularly enjoyable
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>>154367799
lot of words when Bundy would've sufficed.
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>>154367714
Lol, in the last 3 years Collingwood has won one grand final, and made a prelim. Literally better past 3 seasons than any team other than Brisbane.
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>>154367816
m8 Joffa was their #1 fan
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you can tell Nick was seething but he should see this as a learning experiencing in humility
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>>154367810
It tracks
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howd me dosn do
reception is spotty
looks like a belting
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>>154367834
>posing with actual indians
kek.
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>>154367843
solid mate can see clear improvement
the decision to retain a player that doesn't want to be there is paying dividends
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>>154367843
NICE HAIKU.
YELLING COZ YOU'RE FAR FAR AWAY
I'M IN BRISBANE LIFELONG SUPPORTER
DO YOU OWN A DOLL?
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>>154367823
Cloke fucked off in 2017 mate.
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YEAH ME NEITHER
THATD BE WEIRD I'M NOT WEIRD
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really got theatrecunt and piesperg all worked up that easily lol
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>>154367815
sonething in the toilet paper init
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>filming this on your phone

peak roastie npc
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saw travis the other day on a hair loss add for some reason.
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>>154367885
buzzword buzzword buzzword
you've become the npc
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>>154367815
it's largely zoomers, four blokes at work under 25 had to have their bowels snipped last year. surprise surprise the vaxxoid generation raised on uberjeets, goyslop and energy drinks gets fucked colons and massive infertility rates
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>>154367878
t. doll owner
>>
over all this anzac shit
>>
pooper shaturday
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i refused to sing the national anthem as a kid
singing is gay
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Why the fuck are we doing kiwi anthems now?
>>
we will remember them, unless we forget
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>>154367912
maybe you should consider not watching footy on the ANZAC Day weekend then.
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>Butters getting tagged by Mullin
Get ready for an all time chimpout.
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>>154367920
who?
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>>154367923
think about how fucked that statement is
where is your line?
imagine poof shit before every game?
>>
finna gonna wank
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>>154367923
shabbat has just finished, going to eatch the replays.
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>>154367933
none is forcing you to watch Sydney games
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>>154367920
HURRO NIPSAN
WHICH WAY SOAPRAND?
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>and they will never tear us apart
doubt (x)
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>>154367939
>gay state of australia calling sydney gay
>>
sup faggots
ready for another shitter? i am
>>
Sydney is the LGBTQIP+ capital of Australia.
>>
is that tomahawk commentating?
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>>154367933
My line is immaterial, you choose what you consume. It's the ANZAC DAY GAMES, what do you think happens?
eat your ice cream and shut up.
>>
the cats are on fire
>>
>tfw no ice cream
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fremantle v carlton waiting room
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#34 is a straight punk
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>>154367941
>>
>cameron vs jones
jezza will be leading the coleman tonight
>>
On track for 80 scoring shots this game.
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shouldn't have sacked hinkley, what were they thinking?
>>
The AFL created an ANZAC "eve" match between Melbourne and Richmond and a Kings birthday "eve" match between Essendon and Carlton
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what does the money for the anzac appeal even do
arent all those cunts dead?
>>
>>154367979
Sheedy and its consequences has been a disaster for the AFL race.
>>
Pride bros we got the Sydney v St Kilda matchup again for Pride game this year havent we?
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>>154367761
F U C K I N G
T H I S
H
I
S
>>
I am the porcupine man
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>>154367995
I thought it wqas the Pide round. Very disappointed there was no Turkish Pide at all. Just homosexuals.
>>
>Grey haired qtie Geelong trainer
CUTE
>>
What’s for dinner lads?
>>
>>154368015
you're a prick? haha
>>
>>154368020
Gallipoli burgers
>>
is Allir a real nigga?
>>
>Ollie Hollands will be a late out for Carlton tonight. He flew to Perth to be around teammates but the call has been made this afternoon to sit out after an emotional week for he and his family. Matt Cottrell is the inclusion
>fly all the way to perth but say yeah nah i'm good 1hr before the game
>>
scoffed two tins of RSL bikkies today lads
>>
>>154368034
holy soft cunt family
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>>154368034
>an emotional week for he
Fucking hell, the absolute STATE of Australian """"journalism""", can't get a simple grammatical case correct. This is legit year 7 shit
>>
>>154368047
shut up you dumb tradie
>>
>>154368034
we need to wrap our arms around drug addicts and rapists and amoral reprobates it's the AUSTRALIAN WAY and fundamental to our shared Judeo-Christian Values.
>>
he may never play again
so shed your skin and let's get plastered
we will wrap our arms around him
>>
Need a fucking bullet to my head desu
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>>154368071
based veteran
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>>154368071
crisp ollie hollands
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uhhh dosn bros? how we holding up?
>>
corr love a good banana kick
>>
The Port bloke on 5AA cannot recreate Rowie's spergkino
>>
That Port girl in the crowd behind the goal celebration replay was gorgeous.
>>
>>154368090
>corr love a good banana
based goodesy
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>>154368093
yeah she looked nice hey
>>
4 goals 4 to 4 goals 0. Port lead by 4 points

never underestimate the value of points.
>>
kwab
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>>154368020
Quick, no-effort beef chilli
>>
>Greek dribbling
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>>154368109
and they could have been winning by 30
>>
George could've had 6 goals if he kicked straight.
>>
gosh I hate ufc so much
such a dimwit sport for meatheads
>>
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/ON-J-6gHsPU
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>>154368122
nick off seb
>>
butters will get in trouble for that
>>
>>154368126
Oh yea? What sports do you enjoy then, "mate"?
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>>154368138
Hey that's the plot for Touhou 20
>>
>>154368126
watching it in real life is a different experience (much more sickening)
>>
>>154368126
How much can you bench?
>>
>>154368160
I can sit on a bench for 8 hours straight before a toilet or food run. You?
>>
I may be mad
I may be blind
I may be viciously unkind
But I can still read what you're thinking
And I've heard it said too many times
That you'd be better off
Besides
>>
a healthy dose of real violence is good for men
>>
>>154368126
nah its good
>>
posting song lyrics has to be one of the gayest things that happens on 4chan
>>
was wondering why I was feeling so lethargic and then I realised I haven't drank any water since waking up this morning
>>
ufc looks like it used to be pretty cool but now it looks souless
>>
>>154368174
O porno tranny,
How uncanny
You look... Your makeup is a mess;
You've taken off your dress,
And yet I see no fanny.
(I still kept wanking, I'll confess...)
>>
>>154368174
I dont mind it occasionally, you get reminded of a song you forgot then have a listen
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>its a port loses the game due to inaccurate kicking in front of goals episode
Seen this one way too many times before
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>>154368181
>ufc looks like it used to be pretty cool
that would be correct
>>
>>15436817
… Why you gotta be so rude?
Don't you know I'm human too?
Why you gotta be so rude?
I'm gonna marry her anyway
>>
>>154368181
If I wanted to watch two sweaty mystery meat drug addicts have a cuddle I'd just watch nrl
>>
i've watched very few ufc fights
i watched mark hunt on a ufc fight night one time get punched in the head 200 times by stipe miocic
>>
>half way through 2nd qtr
>has kicked 3.5
Imagine if georgiades could kick straight
>>
>>154368181
They've never recovered from the sugar hit of Conor McGregor, he was lightning in a bottle in terms of marketing.
>>
>>154368201
To be fair that was one of the more brutal ones, his chin is too good so he wouldn't go down.
>>
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port never beating the allegations
>>
Butters getting annihilated out there the poor fella
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>>154368174
Kek it is very Tumblr actually
>>
remember when a carlton player turned up to training high on drugs and was immediately sacked

20 years later a carlton player turned up to an actual game high and is hailed as an inspirational hero
>>
>>154368174
fucking this
there is some absolute faggots in here
probably the same poofs that play with animie figures
>>
>>154368174
it's EXTREMELY friendster-coded
>>
Up there, Cazaly
In there and fight
Out there and at 'em
Show 'em your might
Up there, Cazaly
Don't let 'em in
Fly like an angel
You're out there to win
>>
>>154368221
>4 frees against
Umps HATE him, truly unjust thinking it would all blow over after last week
>>
im not passionate about music
>>
*ahem*
the BASS and the TWEETERS make the SPEAKERS go to WAR
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>>154368239
whats friendster
>>
awwww little pussy cats struggling away from their cheat ground?
>>
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>>154368217
Dunno what you mean
>>
>>154368250
hell yeah
>>
Jezza dumb tradie moment
>>
Lads, Ollie just posted
>>
everyone use to have song lyrics in their name on msn messenger and icq
>>
theres a very black man out there
>>
>>154368250
disrespectful post on today of all days
>>
i hate loud music, live music, singing and dancing
>>
>>154368126
I agree, it's horrible
>>
>>154368231
Shit, totally forgot about Laurence Angwin.
>>
>>154368271
Same
>>
>ANOTHER free against for Butters
Just can't win
>>
how can one woman make me want to end it
they should not have this power
>>
imagine if there was a player named bread

now imagine if he played on the same team as butters
>>
>>154368284
totally agree, eleni should not be allowed to umpire
>>
oh for fuck sake two friday night games next week
now i have to listen to you spastic sperg out for a week
>>
>>154368189
Early UFC was boring (beside the street fight shit that happened occasionally). It went to ground once and then it was some beaner crawling on you for 50 minutes.
>>
>Complained to staff about a dickhead booing through the welcome to country at today’s ANZAC game. Nothing done, poor form by the MCG staff.

reddit seething CRISP
>>
>>154368340
unironically what do they expect to happen?
>>
>>154368340
way would they kick out a fed
>>
>>154368347
banned for life
job loss
sent to prison
>>
>>154368340
Was actually saying Bollobollowelcome.
>>
its disgusting how easily you can get banned on reddit.
whys that place so shit?
>>
massive ick from @154368362
>>
could go for some ‘ramel slice
>>
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i almost did a spud frawley the other day
but the thought of mumza stopped me
dont know how these cowards actually do it
>>
don't talk about that shit online bro glad you saw sense
>>
>>154368393
shut the fuck up retard
>>
i dont care about anything personal you post in here
>>
Almost forgot another match starts in 14 mins, crispo Saturdee night
>>
we are a wrap around general you heartless cunts
>>
>>154368393
good call mate better things to do than be dead
>>
It’d be pretty shit being mowed down at Gallipoli as a teenager
>>
are turkish girls hot?
would they froth over my BWC?
>>
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HEAVE HO UNNA
>>
>>154368440
only the ones with Balkan admixture
>>
genuinely believe Adolf Hitler was the greatest man to ever live
>>
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>>154368444
faggot
>>
>>154368440
why would any woman froth over your "BWC"?
cringe faggot
>>
>>154368448
wtf is going on with his left eye
>>
>>154368444
hi Kanye
please like our game
>>
>>154368449
who the fuck do you think you are talking to
watch yourself
final warning
>>
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>yeah i know youse guys died for zog and all but this is whadjuk country
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>*inhales*
>>
Do they serve beers during the ANZAC observance?
>>
kanye is cringe
>>
i bet browns seethe at anzac weekend
>>
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Dinner
>>
>>154368485
lgm
>>
>Voss vaxxed
grim
>>
dangerfield has not been the same since he pooed his pants on the big stage
>>
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>>154368506
TRVKE
>>
seen Amiss at Nobu in Feb, not that big 2bh
>>
>>154368485
miku
>>
>>154368530
ok thx
>>
I would do anything for an asian gf right now
>>
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told you it was a cheat ground
>>
>>154368540
>tf
>tp
you must be a turbo loser
>>
>>154368516
looking good mate
>>
AI wont tell me whose going to win footy games so i can bet on them.
what a piece of fuckin shit.
>>
>>154368540
Would you go to the gym and fix your appearance?
>>
>>154368555
He said Asian gf, not a real one
>>
poort deserve to - and will - lose
>>
you know what they say derm
bad kicking is bad football
>>
gym is cope
>>
off to the gym lads
>>
dingleberry getting carried to a games record lmao
>>
>>154368553
use claude for player props instead
cleaned up 650 bucks last round
>>
what country will dominate the future
>>
>>154368393
You've 100% got the right idea, any cunt who offs himself and doesn't fight it out to the bitter end, is a faggot and a coward.
>>
these geelong players are always sooking
>>
Create a new thread please
>>
>>154368610

>>154368612
>>154368612
>>154368612



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