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HEAVE HO UNNA
want to mock me for calling it a cheat ground now faggot?
wearing someone elses medals is cringe as fuck
You guys always say that now is not the time, but when is the time???
Geelong really missing Stengle out there.
heckin quirk chungus budgy smugglers
>>154368639What's ol mate up to anyway?
>>154368643tootin barbs
add budgy smugglers to the list
>>154368612Why do his undies have advertising on them?
Do we still have diggers?
>there will never be another 2004 hot summers night where you and the boys are sleeping over playing halo until the sun comes up
geelongs era of dominance.... is over
Shaun Burgoyne: the player has kicked the ball, and the other has caught it. That's called a mark
quirky
>>154368682It really looks like he is forced to be there
>>154368684behold, the over socialised man
danger only has 1 touch for the game, is everything ok?
>>154368684>tattoosdropped
need a good nap before I get real drunk and watch epl
>>154368697oh nvm he has 2 now
STAN
people still watch the epl?
do it for elijah blueboys
>>154368719not since my team became full of blacks
>>154368719there are a few spicy things happening tonight that have me interested
archer may have done his mcl
>>154368738nice yeah after this I'll switch to the aston match see if they bottle this one
>>154368719yeah, the early games are often on soon after the footylooking forward to the world cup too
fuck there goes my 9/9 tipping round
>>154368740good news desu better than acl although I believe that's a 9 week recovery
Brutal for him. Apparently you're more likely to do your other ACL if you've done one to balance it out.
>we believed it once>make us believe it again
Is Australia in the soccer world cup?
both of the Scott brothers lost to the magpies today
>>154368773port power fc est 1997 are not the magpies
>>154368674This but 1998 and Goldeneye
dangerfield really kicked the first goal of the game and thought yeah thats good enough i wont touch it again
KILL ALL UMPIRES
carlton are FUCKED
>>154368756at least it's balanced now so it probably won't happen again
been looking at my gallipoli book. I'll make a sandwich.
>>154368756not to be rude but am i in the slightest meant to know who the fuck this is?
i think bailey smith will win the brownlow
>>154368768yeah and we're in the same group as USA so we'll get soccer-is-for-faggotsb owl kino
>>154368824think he's more likely to win the downlow medal iykwim haha
>>154368837haha idkwym
>>154368825Oh i'll have to watch that
>>154368814
>>154368802It's a pity for him that prelim performance didn't come a week later. I feel like that was the last thing he had to give and had he done it on grand final day instead of a week earlier it might have been able to get Geelong over the line, or a least be competitive for four quarters, and if they won he could've retired on a high. Now he's going to end up going on a year too long. He's a total passenger out there. The ghosts of ANZACs have more presence on the field than him currently.
and that's the way I like (that's the way I like it)
>>154368820What's in it for me?
I'm just gonna finna say it, this has not been a super saturday.
>>154368861last week was a flow state you cant have it every time mate
>>154368806we knew that by round 4The question is just how fucked are they
>>154368861Seeing the Cats lose has been a pleasant surprise but agree otherwise.>>154368888Checked.
>>154368806What? Proper fucked?
>Ben Lee is jewishdamn. I thought he was Irish. get in the chamber
if you hate jews you should also hate white people
FUCKING GREEN FUCKING MAGGOTS
>>154368814Why are you in Turkey?
>>154368907>Ben Lee is jewishHis face wasn't exactly keeping it a secret.
can fred hold off the carlton juggernaut?
yeah australia would suck if it had more germans in it
>>154368924I THOUGHT HE WAS IRISH
>>154368912They're not the same thing at all.
>>154368912based shlomo
>>154368931Your jewdar needs fine tuning.
everything you blame the jews on whites do it alongside jews
anytime I've been around jews irl I get this visceral feeling of dislikethis started before I even could identify them
>>154368947anglos aren't white
>>154368912THIS! Exactly this! I'm so fucking sick of my fellow whites and it's just unfair they don't receive the same prejudice and scrutiny that jews have to suffer through and endure.
every war is us interfering in someone elses businessdont give a fuck who died
>>154368947'every single time' is a meme for a reason. It is literally always a jew. Always. Without fail. It would be nice if just one it wasn't jews but alas it always is.
>>154368961t. red button presser
>>154368961wowcan he say that????
#doitforelijah
>peelong without cheat ground
POWAH
>game ends as the other game has 2 mins left till half timei swear the afl make decisions to constantly fuck themselves
Who really runs this country?
>>154368947whites have spent thousands of years trying to destroy edom?
the dockers have two big cox at either end
>>154369004I've never seen them rush through hate speech laws to protect the feelings of whites.
>>154369004the vooters (kek)
I wasn't watching, can someone explain how the Geelong Neko's got smoked? Desu ka
>>154369038>reddit spacing
YEE HAW UNNA
>>154369038>the hon
>>154369038imagine how much these people would seethe at the views of the dead veterans they are supposedly respecting
>ynr ben ronke
wish that zoomerhistorian vid about the ww2 vets was still up. they absolutely eviscerate what our countries have become.
>>154369038Doesn't scan; doesn't rhyme; punctuation is lazy; didn't make me think or feel. 0/10 -- worst poem I've ever read.
tfw ben monke
The Pilot as with Miss Chloe on Kayo. Fuck sake, why did they have to censor her soles
sorry for my earlier comments fellas didn’t mean them x
>>154369081and you're seething at the thought of these people potentially seething about dead peoples opinions from 100 years ago
is it autism?
>>154369135I hate your gimmick
>>154368987POWAHOW
white people are the WORST
Apparently there's a few sources that imply some of the troops fighting in WW2 against Japan may have engaged in cannibalism.No absolute proof but some suspicion.
>>154369148ik. &it’s k x
heyyy porties, just got back from family dinner...>mfw catters
>>154369160when in rome
>>154369038good excuse for further dissolving free speech law and an excuse to increase surveillance.
bout to bring up 1000 posts in the nrl thread fellas
welcome to country hey *splits dick with a rock*
>>154369188don't blame me. i'm a postmaxxer and always have been.
yep soime soime x
>>154369038>we're going to make anzac day divisive>wtf why are you being so divisive>we need to become a police state to stop all this division
>>154369208swannies and hawkroaches are the teams to beat it seems. fuck i hate hawthorn.
kek I successfully predicted jezza wouldn't get 4 goals
>>154369178>>154369219cool it with the noticing
>hawkroaches
Carn Carlton
vintage Freo loss brewing here
Fuck this general and fuck you cunts
barely know who len hall was but his dockies are disgracing him
tried having a nap but just kept thinking about fingering asian girl's bums
green maggots have kept Carlton in this all night
Carlton don't have that dog in them
lots of weird looking creatures in the freo team
Melbourne, North and Gold Coast are in the top 6
>>154369156Whoops hit post too early, meant to saywhite people are the WORST at being the worst
fuck geelong are shit kekall the cheating in the world and you couldn't even beat my pooties
Lads, Dud just posted
>>154369188There's been over 1650 posts across today's /afl/ threads.
listening to love songs thinking about her again
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TqtMqdow8Yw
jagga smith isn't even top 5 for rising star
>>154369397His first two games were great but he's been completely unremarkable since.
>>154369385how many of them were:>hate myself depressionposting>aus/pol/ baiting about anzac day>aus/pol/ baiting about australia>other assorted off topic topicsyou have 3 mins to respond
>geelongseether is port adelaide power est 1997 customerkek it all makes sense now
>>154369385/afl/ on THRIVINGwatch
>>154369405396.
off to watch a movie soon
Serong and Brayshaw both useless tonight
>>154369422whatcha watchin
>Lachie Coward
>>154369405
>>154369429Doesn't really hurt them now that they can rotate Young, Bolton and Reid through the midfield.
>>154369431idk yet will decide when I browse my collection of which I have thousands to choose from
dog CUNT trying to injure MY Reid
How come Macca's doesn't have tendies?
>>154369405You dont want to know...
>Freo's sponsor is DP WorldLewd
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d14Z5MaWoQs
>>154369479enough about anons mums pussy
I was raised by a single mother
Cox loves to spill a chest pass
>>154369489droppedtheprelim.webm
>>154369487I was raised in a single mother household. but in reality I raised myself
>>154369487I was already an adult when my parents split, thank God. Obviously would have been better had they stayed together but still meant I dodged being raised solely by my mum. Love her but she would've fucked it up even worse than it turned out.
my Dad tried to come back into my life as an adult and I threatened to put him in hospital
whoa lookout got a tough cunt in here
>>154369511yes very good. your dad's a dropkick and your mum is an angel. you dont need him.
>>154369487Most people only have one mother
PORTGODS IN THE HOUSE TONIIIGHTGEELONG FAGGOTS FINNA HAVE A BAD TIIIIME
king george whiting is the gary ablett jr of fish
>>154369521they were both bad in different ways but he totally abdicated any real responsibility when he had the chance
carlton just don't have that competitive mentalitycan't train it and cannot develop one over nightthey will be shit for the next few decades at least
Jackson taking the piss.
>>154369534I'm saving my disappointment for prelims/grand final
here we fucking go again
patrick cripps to lead west coast to finals
my parents used to argue about who "had" to have us. I always found "custody battles" so incomprehensible as a kid because my parents literally had the inverse I was an adult before I realised just how fucked up this was
What's the Carltank 5AA equivalent radio stream?
FLAGMANTLE
>>154369570sounds like it was your fault they split
>>154369573sen cazzie
when I was 8 my mum told me that she would have gotten an abortion if it was legal
when a divorce happens you're not just slitting two people apart but two entire families, no wonder it's glorified today as some sort of liberating thing(for the woman).
>>154369588says more about her mateshe is weak and was only trying to hurt you
im a angry unemployable loner
>>154369598steven may
bunch of bottom 8 shitters tomorrow
I don't like holding onto stuff, but at the same time I'm in no way obliged to allow these people into my lives without extremely strong boundaries after healing
come to naarm and say that to my face not online see what happens fucker
>>154369611except norf
>4th quarter thrashing, AFL :|>4th quarter thrashing, AFL (v Carlton) :O
swansfag seething about basedbane still kek
https://youtu.be/e0UOew2Fc-cIGGSGGSANTHEM
garlic naarm with vindaloo sauce
Brodie just posted
Lads, Carlton just posted
My Dad is a literal cuck
does fred ever play good sides or what
>>154369643How did you find out?
>>154368756Imagine getting desisted by West Coast. It's like being dumped by an abo.
get rid of banners and bring back this tbqh
>>154369655his current long term gf is an alpha widow, the alpha was some black american military guy she literally communicates with him on a weekly basis and lights up every time she mentions him. he even came to australia and stayed at their place for a couple of weeks
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DXeny0Tgb2x/
Carlton in 4th quarters are as easy to split open as Bonnie Blue. The Carlton Bonnie Blues
>JUST
>>154369674Nah that got lame after a while
>>154369676How does dating a widow make him a cuck?
>>154369707>I flew all the way to Perth to see this shit again
>>154369707>Just shave it off, bro
>>154369707yummo in the freo scarf
>AI can't make arthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VwirTTbrdag
Mason Cox is a thoroughly unlikeable person. Remember how he cried about Dayne Zorko taking off his fag glasses after he tried getting into his face?
>>154369707the grim reaper is more merciful than the norwood reaper
Business idea: Relegate this pissant irrelevant peems
>>154369707these guys look like absolute LUNATICSabsolute BASKET CASESthrow them in the ASYLUM
>>154369735post the webm of him dropping the prelim
kek based Cox stirring up manlets
>>154369707Black girl on the right is a qt
Lads, Patrick just posted
still think about her
>>154369707
>>154369746You forgot 14th and 15th too
>>154369479>Be the Dockers>Have 2 Cox on the list for docking.
Port Wildcard 2026
execute all umpires
Uhh fretards? Why is the game still alive?
>>154369797Not sure we have another option at this point desu.
>>154369707Are girls like this actually prevalent in WA?
>>154369707jump scare got me
Freo are the least convincing top 4 team
any slagposters in?
>>154369822
>>154369818unironically yes
>>154369707the girls are cute
>>154369818yeah
>>154369824agreed, not convinced. They should have mauled these shitters
>>154369835>>154369841That's settled then, /alf/ meetup in Perth looms
>>154369828go here
>>154369852Nice pussy.
>>154369848for the girls right?
>>154369860Of course, we're not there for... docking.
>>154369852perfect
>>154369866>When someone yells out "hey retard" and you're the only guy that looks
>>154369852Is that Kristina Rose?
>>154369866>mfw cox down back
>>154369876Kek guilty of this
Jackson should've received that medal.On a side note, is there a single Aboriginal player in the AFL that's well-spoken?
>>154368612WHAT FUCKEN LANGUAGE WAS THAT?
>>154369898alex pearce
Shattered about Geelong. Hopefully it's grey haired elegant ladies if the girl poster starts up later.
>>154369911Touche. It would be a guy you'd never know was Aboriginal.
has the game finished yet?officially drunk sadposting time?
Too early for bed. What moobie do I watch?
>>154369983Now U C Me
shove it up your arse reportsperg
>>154369886No just some random milf
real horny to fuck a desperate milf now
>>154369858thanks
god I am so ready for a race war
Don't mean to alarm you but the Fremantle Dockers are on a 6 game winning streak.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kvdth7bOPWY
>>154370034yw
>>154370044THE STREAK
why is /afl/ so dead tonight?
>>154370106we out fucking milfs
everyone went to bed after the anzac day match
All the good genes died in the warsI'm an exception because my grandpa was a lancaster pilot but got out by the skin of his teeth
>>154370073>don't have a real opponent until Bane in Round 12 LET IT RIIDE
i want a gf thats a 40 year old worn out busted up whore
love getting drunkeverything feels okjust wish I had my old hs friends, half of which are dead
>>154370162Something so hot about this, I think 4chan psyopped me
im basically larry david from curb
Carlton should be relegated to the VFL
>Gold Coast have a Friday Night home game in Round 15>The Giants in their prime never got thisHuh?
Carlton and Richmond both have 87000 membersEssenshit only have 70000 members
>>154370196odd seethe giantspoof
>>154370201>Essenshit only have 70000 membersProbably because the AFL moved all their home games to Marvel the fucking retards
>>154370201No one wants to support the convicted drug cheat team
OOOOH I'M A MEMBERLOOK AT THE STICKERS ON MY CAR
>>154370034Sir, that's not a pussy.
>>154370186Even Jewish?
Essenshit have less members than the Bulldogs and Saints
>>154370255what is it
>>154370283It's seriously fucking over if that's really the case.
>>154370237Essenshit agreed to the deal, they're shitters and they belong at docklands
Essendon be like let's use drugs to cheat, nothing bad will happen at all !
>>154370312I was wrong, Saints have about 70000 but Bulldogs only have 56000
>injects illegal peptides
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DbUnTPv1ZAA
essendon's entire team success depends on an injury prone medium sized defender lel
Holy shit essendon are fucking useless
Employ doctor feelgood? Hmmm why not! - Essendon management
Thought of a parody lads‘I can’t wait, for my grim life to-oo end’https://youtu.be/N3kkNfH4yco
People need to stop treating essenshit like they're a big club
Holy shit carlton are fucking useless
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=upPl9mZW_zw
Essendrug cheats
>>154370447Essenshit are worse
tottenham boutta get relegated
relegate essenshit
>>154370481
sex gifs
The rot runs deep is the Essendon FC
The Essendon FC runs deep in the rot
>>154370526
Is being father to a single mother's children really so bad? I want kids so bad but the doctor said my sperm are shot.
What's that doc? To play at this footy club I have to get mysterious injections? Sign me up! - Essendon players
>>154370628depends on a few things, mainly the ethnicity of the kids and if she is a widow or notyou will never be the real father though, that's the big issue
>>154370628i'd imagine it'd be great if you found a good woman with unfortunate circumstances (widow, abandoned, etc)
>>154370647the original vaxxoids
>>154370628Probably depends on circumstances but I'd assume more often than not it's pretty bad.
>>154370768Not funny at all
huh?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BhnUKCPXApI
>>154369898Jarman impey
bed time
The irony is that my great-grandfather, abo, served in Bougainville, had his kids taken per white australia policy while he was away, his white wife killed probably for being a race traitor or something and then received fuck all from the army after that.The army borderline initiated the white australia policy too from memory. Most soldiers at the time would have wanted this back then.So it is ironic what happened today. It's not like the army cared for abos in the past. Maybe the boos were because abos were pointing this shit out. Fuck white people.
Another irony is that most of those booing were probably part abo too because most people are bound to be in this country by now, many just don't know.
>>154369707Welcome to the party, WC fans have been like this for 5 years now.
A further irony is that only like twelve abos were even at Gallipoli so what's the point in highlighting them?
it's a distraction from the fact that your politicians have brought in well over a million indians for cheap labor to make a handful of jews richer and israel stronger.
Lest we forget...but what's their 1 wood?
you just think if the anzacs had had someone who said "follow me"
in summer the abbos down the road would sleep on mattresses in the front yard after drinking all day and fighting all night. on the way to work i'd often see one of their kids waiting for the servo to open to sniff petrol. growing up near and hearing them at night them gave me fucking ptsd.
woke up at midnight againhttps://youtu.be/AsQJFKljifI?si=BLdBlvQ5-RCdv73a
>>15437290812 abos on record.Many abos pretended they were white back then. Still do.Mainly because the army has a rep of treating blacks like shit that it has had for generations. It's just stupid to me. The genetic situation in this country is so fucked with the white aus policy you don't even know for sure if they're really 100% white half the time. It's just insane that people think it's purely black and white in this country after a systematic abomination like that.
>>154373182I used to walk through some suburbs on adventures to see how plastered they were. Quite entertaining.
>remember, they died for cartels to inject you with experiments and treat you like slavesTo me, it's not even a race issue at this stage.
>drum & bass
If you dont worship abos you will go to jail
>>154373387Bruz there was and is very little interbreeding between European stock and boongs, reckon your "dad" sold you a furphy. You're thinking the US where widespread miscegenation during the slavery era and subsequent highly integrated nigger community (that's orders of magnitudes higher as a proportion than boongs to European stock) means even the WASPiest seb fails the one drop rule. Meanwhile most Aussies can trace their way back to Europe for centuries from migrants, settlers or the transported.My grandad actually did serve on Bougainville as a fitter and turner, the exposure to the toxic shit their air force used killed him and left five very young kids to run a farm alone with mum. Pretty displeased with your disrespectful larp.
I can do a wicked heat legend Joker impression
>>154373523"No Ike Hill the bus driver"Haha
yeah I'll watch a film. night lads.https://youtu.be/ctUxvgdgmhU
>>154373480you don't like dnb? what do you like if not that?https://youtu.be/_AaRNs1lqms?si=WDmElO97BhwWFXfF
>bog
one of those nighs where you just gotta get it on
lol
>>154373860living the dream m8
>>154373602Fucking niceI listen to a lot of liquid funk; the calm stuffhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-y9_bIX4MpEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g-yttK9xwqs
>>154374412absolutely elite cheers anon https://youtu.be/vl26xpPyFsw?si=h4LCimfDzKe3m48E
>>154373505>hehe we're better than seppos>muh heritage btw
https://voca.ro/1gZEkIyb5Ftj
>octoroon trying to grievance grift
>>154374764*be's checking the deadbolt*
hate civilised societylove being a dirty smelly wild animal
;_;https://youtu.be/deJDkU6qiGE?si=8EuSxgiFv6G50O9u
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bBO4zb3k5_A
>>154374624You'll probably like this channelhttps://www.youtube.com/@designandbass/videos
remember being 4 at kindy, looking around and thinking "what is all this bullshit about? This world is fuckin nuts. why am I even here? why are watching lalalala count to 10. what the fuck is this"
>>154375051https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xgcBOGl1Om4
I remember gaining consciousness at some point. I'm not sure which age.
hate having to SLEEPhate having fuckwish I could just stay in a hyper stimulated state until DEADFUCK
Can't sleep, still thinking about how an undermanned Port bent Shitlong over
cats lostbut idcG OC A T S
>>154376130crispola fuck geelong
>>154373387>r/australia doesn't know what the immigration restriction act 1901 wascolour me shocked
As much as I enjoyed watching Collingwood running rampant and essentially doing anything it wants, including handing Pendles his 4th ANZAC Medal.Part of me is absolutely disgusted at Essendon for rolling over the way they did. Gutless cowards on par with Carlton. Disrespected themselves and the ANZAC spirit they are supposed to represent.
i didn't watch a second of the game but i thought carlton played well
Gotten on Poolong
>Good games this week:1>Bad games this week:5Sunday Ticket MUST deliver today.
Nothing better than waking up fresh on a Sunday after a massive Pies win. Hope all you fuckhead alcoholic cunts feel like absolute shit lmao
collingwood lost mate
>>154377227They've become even worse, not leading at a single point during the match and still deciding to pack it in early at 3 quarter time.
Dons gave up after the 2nd quarter because they were thinking they won the last game so they could be lazy this time blues gave up because their arms were tired from putting them around elijah all week so they could be lazy this time
crisp off crispy
>>154378106why would i be upset mate my pooties just beat cheatlong kek
>>154378969Shut the fuck up you fucking dickheadCarn the pies
>>154377897what was the good game?
the little collingwood boy (daicos) would have to be the most selfish player of all time (overtaking dingleberry)
>>154379121swans
>Frecuck barely beat da blues>gc are frauds>lions are frauds>cheatlong shown to be fraudsUhhh yeah piebros, I think it’s our year
how do travelling teams work out the seating plan for the flights? captain and coaches get 1st rows, remaining business class seats to the ruckmen and KPPs and rookies up the back?go by guernsey number? alphabetical order? airline just lets players just choose their own seat?
>>154379778My dick is hard as fuck
a pecking order gets established off the field fella basic team dynamics innit
freo beat the POWAHamazeballs
Her name is Freo, and she dances on the sandJust like that river twisting through a dusty landAnd when she shines, she really shows you all she canOh, Freo, Freo, dance across Grande(finale)
wonder if iggs n fred have looked at buying their own plane decked out with big comfy chairs, lounges, proper beds, massage tables, a fully stocked bar and especially for the fred boys - designated pissing sinksthey could probably afford it.
>pies above dogs on the ladderdogsperg r u ok?
Might go beach today
>ruins everyone's ladder predictions
Pendlebury looks like he could run a triathlon with the way he has been looking
>>154380150Sick as brah gonna take ya Ute on the dunes brah? That’s sick brah fuck yeah take the hs gf on da beach aye haha shakas grab an oak milk on da way aye brah?
>>154379871I don't know this cunt
>>154379904Actual insane they don't have a private jet. More confirmation that this is a bush league.
Giants Norf is probably gonna be the only close match we get this round
>>154380215>1 good game>noooooo im too old now i must restnot sure this will hold up in back to back finals
>>154380355pies seethers are already conceding that pies are playing finals kek
always surprised how quickly pies fans blow their loadbeat fucking essendon KEK
