> Friday, 24th April - 20:00Sunderland 0-5. Forest>Saturday, 25th April - 12:30Fulham vs. Villa>Saturday, 25th April - 15:00West Ham vs. Everton Wolves vs. SpursLiverpool vs. Palace> Saturday, 25th April - 17:30Arsenal vs. Newcastle> Monday, 27th April - 20:00Manchester Dilated vs. Brentford
Is Spurs going down a bigger story than Leicester winning the league?
>The Guardian: Not one player posted a farewell message to Rosenior on social media. McFarlane is someone who does not yet hold his Uefa Pro Licence. There was no call for John Terry, Chelsea's owners again minded to let the club's former captain comment from afar.Why are Chelsea so player empowered? I thought it ended when Terry left
>>154368680It might just be, a sky 6 club going down is huge
Villa won't win today, Fulhão are good at home
>>154368683>Why are Chelsea so player empowered?They arent
>>154368680There is a genuine debate to be had over this Because lest we forget, Leicester 'bent but not as bad as City' City were very nearly relegated the season prior so the context of them winning it was legitimately shocking Meanwhile Spurs are a Big Six club and were one of the ESL teams but they always felt like a fake big club. They finished 17th last season so them being 18th is hardly a big shift but you also need to remember they also they won the new 37th Best Team In Europe Trophy last season I think Leicester just about edges it but I can see the arguments
>>154368734Then have their players always been divas that conspire to get rid of manager after manager
>>154368732idk villa have been in good form recently i think twatkins might've bought new boots
>>154368683>Chelsea’s players feel Liam Rosenior’s successor needs to be a big character who can command the respect of the dressing room and keep strong egos in line.lol, lmao
>>154368761Chelsea's players are just shit, and they got rid of the manager so Winstanleys Kinetica friend McFarlane could coach at Wembley(he sacked the best youth coach in the world to give his friend the youth job without any qualifications)
Brown with the BottleHe's just a brown with the bottle Brown with the booooottleeeeHe'sjustabrownwiththebottle
>>154368778>they got rid of the manager so Winstanleys Kinetica friend McFarlane could coach at WembleyEven by Chelsea's standards this would be insanely retarded if true
that lad yesterday who say Cesc should go there, the dressing room wouldn't respect Cesc either
>>154368734Chelsea have long had a problem with their players ruling the roost, it got Jose sacked twice It's a deeply-seated cultural problem there
>>154368858And before anyone says it, it's not a Drogba-kind of people probably. JT was in on it.
>>154368680I'll tell you on Langis
>>154368683>>154368734>>154368761>>154368778FUCK OFF LIVERSISSY
>>154368896shut up gimp
>>154368899>>154368896Liversissy didn't like this one
Mohammad Trannah is only has 3 games left at Transfield :(You'll never dilate alone, my Egyptian queen <3
>>154368858terry was also the ringleader when they ousted AVB because he dared to drop him from the starting lineup
>>154368983>>154368983>>154368983Wholesome new thread :)
Emiliano Martínez is only the third South American goalkeeper to reach 250 appearances for a single Premier League club:◉ 372 - Ederson◉ 332 - Alisson Becker◉ 250 - Emiliano Martínez
>>154369132Already finished. Look at the crowd. Not exactly your usual pale Liverpudlians, they have a more.. flat and yellow-faced look to them.
>>154368910I'm now Slot in, thanks Liversissy
>>154369132Who the fuck
>>154369018Ederson was better than Alisson.
>Villa it's over oh no no no
>>154369454bro the game isn't done yet gimp
>>154368778who the fuck is fucking winstanley
>SessegnonAnother player Spuds could've used
>>154369462who u talking to like that
>>154369444i would disagree as would the brazil selectors
>>154369018Another Sharteta fumble
>>154369480Bros....is Sharteta the Tiny KWAB of footy???
>>154369010No one is using that thread, THIS thread is the real one
>>154369497Based
>>154369475ur mum
>>154369478>selectors they aren't DJs mate
>>154368732>Villa won't win today, Fulhão are good at homeTold yous
>>154368683Hoodlums hate authority.
>>154369478>i would disagree as would the brazil selectorsthat part
Why can't that prick Harry Wilson score anymore? Ruining my fucking /fpl/
>>154369517The game isn't over.
>>154369530He needs to come home
Spursbros....
>>154369572Bro knew what he was doing when he made that face
>ynr timothy castagne
>>154369530its just a game lad lol
>>154369589Best Belgian to come from Lille
where did the arselel fans run off to?
>>154368680No, Leicester have never been close to winning the league while spurs have historically been a midtable club. It's bigger for Lester
>>154369605>where did the arselel fans run off to?Don't believe this poster. That's actually a Chelsea Redditor.
>>154369612redditors can't be fans of a racism club lol
>>154369601heh
>>154369605/Ars/, why they have their own general boggles the mind
>>154368655>Wolves vs. SpursWe in for some kino bhoys
OH DEARY DEARY ME, LIVERSISSY...EVERYBODY POINT AND LAUGH AT THE SCOUSE SAMEFAGGING FREAK AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAA
>>154368683you try winning with a bunch of kids and see how that works out for ya
>>154369645will xabi simons do something
>>154369652This "Liversissy"... is he in the room with us now, anon?
>>154369652have you considered that people don't make posts after you make a post because your posts are boring and not worth engaging with
Well, I suppose if genuine footy discussion is off the table, we should just shit up Liversissy's samefagging thread.
>>154369675Kek
>>154369672nah just another character made up by a schizo
>>154369675is this ronenior's legacy?
>>154369652KEK WHAT A FUCKING STUPID LITTLE FREAK HE IS LMAOOOOO>>154369672he's always here. Doesn't have a job.
Is Marco Silva actually a good manager?
>>154369696Spell his name right. Done be racist.
>>154369683Have you considered suicide you samefagging freak>>154369652KEK WHAT A LIVERSISSY MONG
>>154369675Kek this wasn't talked about enough, why the fuck did they huddle around the ref
>ANAL SLUT TO REMAIN LIVERTROON MANAGER THE ISA SLOT YEARLY BVLL BUDGET HAS BEEN INCREASED TO £600M
>>154369696ronenior didn't make them do that
fsg quaking
>ronenior
>>154369712gotta respect the ball kid
>>154369722>Womeme
>>154369722oh look it's another fake fan slag at a protest only to take pictures for socials
>>154369731What does that even mean
>>154369743women are allowed to go the football too
>>154369722spursbros why can't we protest like this....
>>154369652Liversissy getting exposed every thread lmao>>154369713KINO
>>154369753Women shouldn't be allowed at shows
>>154369750difficult to know really
>>154369770>>154369745>>154369713Why is Dave obsessed with posting his interracial fantasies here? Truly grim behaviour from a typical Manchester United customer.
>>154369780I bet you like using the term "ball knowledge" don't you
>>154369652That part x >>154369713Not funny la slot is ruining ma mental elf
the English commentator just said that there might be 10 English teams playing European competitions next season. explain. 1-7th place and who are the other 3?
>>154369790no it's a simply gamepass to a red shirthelp your mate
UH OHHHHHH LIVERSISSY MELTYYYYY
>>154369799Commentators don't know ball
>>154369652Bodied that freak x
>>154369782GOTCHA!
>>154369799you get additional places if you win the competitions so if forest/villa won the europa and palace won the europa conference there could be some convoluted scenario in which england got far too many places
it's over
>>154369652OH NO NO NO NOT LIKE THIS LIVERSISTERS...
>the Dave samefagging beginsComprehensive ABUGod Victory
>>154369815This thread is full of mentalists. Unable to comprehend that multiple people may think similarly
>>154369825Feel sorry for him
>>154369652>can actually see the moment liversissy returned to samefag his flopping thread YIKES!
>>154369842Multiple British men having fantasies about white women and black men? How is that normal behaviour especially in a football thread? Should be talking about Fulham.
>>154369864they're Pakistani
>>154369864Liverpool customers cant seem to get it off their mind
KARLA'S BACK WITH A BANGSESSEGNONS BACK WITH A BANG
>>154369868>>154369874Why did you post the same thing twice?
KINO we need this back in the game
>>154369908bro got a TOTS card for nothing>>154369868yeah man u fans are predominantly muslim
i believe in them
>>154369915Love from Uzbekistan
>>154369908Isa Slot drooling while watching this
>>154369908kek bodied
>>154368655Whatever happened to Tango
>>154369652>enter thread>everyone laughing at liversissySOUL
>>154369963u tell me
>>154369915How kino would it be for any of those cunts to win it? (not the sand cunt)
Chelsea’s run of being mathematically able to win the WSL title extends to at least 2,422 days (6 years, 7 months and 18 days)
>>154369978think uzbekistan's quite sandy no?
>LIVERTROON SIGN LIVERSISSY AS SPORTS MASSAGE THERAPISTThe Transfield Library reports
>>154369801What are you actually on about brother? Red shirts? I'm lost
>that moment when mantroony concedes his dead astroturfed thread and starts spamming his tiktok boyfriend in the real threadKek everytime
>>154370013Clock it
>>154370013that part x
>>154369990You've got liversissy RATTLED with this one x
>>154370003liverpool play in red
>>154370033Clock it babes x
>>154369990
>>154369990this season has really taken a toll on ol' arne
>>154369978would be mad, better than france winning desu
>>154369987Nah it's like manhattan
>>154369981>WSLlol, lmao even
>>154370038I still don't get it
>140 postsNo one's posted the brown with the bottle...
>tranny from manny having another melty emptying his tiktok folder every minute
>>154369981Did TBoelhz invest the wrong part of the club ?
>>154370095Kek
>>154370101ynr mudryk
>>154369963he had a heart attack and his club got mugged off
Who would win in a fight?Dave (tranny from manny)vsLiversissy
>mantroony posting kids again
Spurs have to be relegated
>>154369990KEKKKKKKKK
>>154370137Grim
>>154369963watching his pal cash play for villa
>>154370137trannies du be noncesynr he defended david coote
>>154370137Actually grim>>154370141Hopefully
>>154370129This is child abuse. Making them wear that shit.
>>154370152qrd on tango and cash
>villel
I miss the funny Canadian that laughed at Chelsea and Man U
fulham have the same points as chelsea lmao
And Fulham have been shit away kek
>>154370176Winning Europe mate
>>154370171buddy cop kino
>Wilson in my Starting XI>Andersen on the benchfuck
>>154370130Neither. They'd start fucking each other, with Liversissy being the bottom
What does Smelly Blotkins actually do? Why haven’t Villel sold him yet?
There is no Liversissy
>>154368732Hope you had money on that
>>154370262Nah I didn't but I didn't have any Villa players in my Fantasy teamI'm surprised it wasn't 3-2 or something with more goals
>>154370251Yeah okay LiverSISSY
>>154370251testify
which game will be more boring to watch?
>>154370342Wet Spam
>>154370342Spurs play the worst football in Europe
Honestly don't care who goes down, west ham deserve it too for sacking moyez for bringing them a trophy.
Liversissy is a right thin skinned little puddingI hope that Crystal Palace win today in the English Premier League :)
>>154370675why do you have a hard on for moyes
>>154370675Agreed. Spurs going down would be extra-hilarious, but West Ham getting relegated also has its own appeal.
>>154370715Palace are DOMINATING the possession at Transfield right now
>>154370463Best CB partnership in Europe though
>>154370715Kek imagine bashing his fucking skull in xI LOVE THE ENGLISH PREMIER LEAGUE
>>154370775Says who
>>154370725Spurs this season, Wet Spam next?
>>154370818I'm down with that
>>154370723don't, just a club that thought they were too good for him
>>154370775no one and I mean absolutely NO ONE except Spurs fans are saying this or have ever said it
I miss Bolton and Blackburn
>>154370915okay fairs great point
what the frick happened to ollie Watkins, did he get found out
>>154370289If there was a liversissy they'd be spamming about pissak now>Inb4 Dave falseflags
>>154371080yeah it's just ABUs, no one cares about liverpool
>>154370675And Forest
>Realised City are playing today>Suddenly realise that they could potentially do a domestic trebleFeels like something's really wrong with football that this is barely a blip worthy of a mention anywhere
>>154371209just chuck it on the pile with the other 115
>>154371209They just stumbled into it entirely due to Arsenal not being competitive enough so City win by default. They could still genuinely choke against Southampton or Leeds though, this City is not unbeatable.
>>154371209We're becoming the bundesliga
Absolute sovl as York City bungle an equalizer in extra time to win the National Leaguehttps://twitter.com/i/status/2048033981099028564
>Chelsea’s dreadful form in recent weeks has all but put them out of contention in the race for Champions League qualification, which could have devastating consequences for the income-needing Blues. >According to The Times, failure to qualify to the Champions League in 2026–27 could result in Chelsea breaching a settlement agreed with UEFA last summer. The Blues were fined a total of $35.9 million (€31 million, £26.9 million) for breaching the governing body’s financial rules in the past. >Further fines and a suspended one-season ban from European competitions were included by UEFA in the settlement should Chelsea breach the rules again in the next four years.
Every "successful" season by Man City is just the story of someone else.>2011-12: LMAO MAN UNITED (QPR letting Man City win)>13-14: LMAO LIVERPOOL (slippard)>17-18: LMAO MAN UNITED (mou's peak)>2018-present: either Liverpool or Arsenal spending Christmas or long periods in 1st only to finish 2nd>TBC this season: LMAO ARSENAL
>>154371345Man City are Triple H
>>154371371>the guy who works with the drawI believe it.
>>154371381yuppolitics with the booker to avoid being sanctioned for a scandalreign of terror
So now that it's confirmed Aston Villa are fishing 5th and will probably win the Europa League, are you looking forward to watching Brentford batter Real Madrid in the CL next season or would you prefer Bournemouth blitzing Barcelona?
Looking forward to Rhian Brewster, Rio Ngum and Ben Woodburn taking us to the Big Time
Good afternoon Spurs are going down
>>154371425I feel like Bournemouth games are way more fun to watch but that would probably mean they'll get beat more easily in Europe. But I also don't know what their new coach's football looks like so maybe they won't be that fun to watch any more.
>>154371548no no no this can't bemorning AND afternoon?
Solanke and Simmons both dead. Spurs just cannot catch a break
Simmons is having a fucking terrible day.
Can Wolves do it?
>>154369465One of the 4 sporting director embezzling massive funds out of the club with agents
Let's go wetspamClap clap clapLet's go wetspamClap clap clap
>>154371080Nice try Liversissy
>>154372085he should call himself losestanley
>jamón del oeste
>>154372256Spursbros oh no no no West ham
Looking across the leagues I think that Sheffield Weds must be the most depressing team around
Liverpool really didnt deserve to win today. They played awful football. A real pain to watch
>>154372566They have not seen their team win at home in over a year. Points deduction and a transfer ban for next season, it could be a full year since their last win ever by September.
hopefully manure lose so dave can fuck off and not spam this entire weekend
>below THIS man united with more games playedFucking embarrassing
>man U only 3rd with all the rest in the world this seasonGrim
So is tottenum actually goin down?Don't feel like they will
>>154372656Just threw up in my mouth. Get Slot out NOW!
>>154372676didn't play a match for an entire month btw
>>154372656Grimola
>>154372656Fuck sake. Why are we (Liverpool FC) such a pathetic little club...
Based wet Spam
>>154372699They finally won a game and it was a shit 1-0 over already-relegated 20th place.
I like my spam wet
>>154372656My scouse bussy trembles under the might of Manc bvlls :3I love the english premier league
>>154372625>hopefully manure lose so dave can fuck off and not spam this entire weekendSpoke too soon
>>154372699feels like it, if they can only beat wolves 1-0 how many points do they pick up out of these 4. but it's either way it's fun to watch
>>154372656Omg you've set liversissy off on a melty now
>>154372625this spam that this caused....
>>154372800Trannies from manny are really sensitive
Searching for posts that contain ‘liversissy’ and from ‘United Kingdom’ and posts after 2025-08-01. Returning only first 1000 results found.
Spurs had as many generational players go off injured and done for the season as they had goals
>>154372834Based researcher
>>154372834genuinely freak behaviour spamming that much on 4chan
>>154372834>liversissy is this much of a problemDamn... we should batter him>>154372656Yikes!
>>154372834genuinely unhinged behaviour
>>154372656Genuinely though, how does a team spend £500M after winning** the league and then become complete dogshit?
>>154372890Based KidThat's the future Harry Kane right there
>>154372891Because they're a midtable club trying to act like Real Madrid and it backfired
>>154372834The stupid thing about this is that these days you can pretty much search any football club + any LGBT or whatever and find "evidence" that oh look an embarassing faggot supports this club. It's not interesting.
>>154372890>Spacker at the bottom left
>>154372916all I see in the image are spackers
>>154372905>STOP CALLING US GAY AAAAAAAAAA
>>154372924Fair point
>>154372656Bare in mind that they had FIVE completely undeserved wins at the start of the season. They should be 10th right now.
>>154372741>>154372771they can honestly beat all their remaining fixtures, it's just villa that's tricky.but west ham already got a 2 point lead i think, so they need 4W assuming west ham don't fuck up their remaining games(they probably will).
Fucking Hell this thread is SHIT
>>154372973blame the yanited fan that just can't help but spam this thread and reply to himself for hours on end
>>154372973Blame Liversissy for samefagging his thread when the other one had more replies.
>>154372925If I were to find a picture of, say, a Newport County fan dressed in a fursuit, and spammed this every single day and called out "WHERE'S FURPOINT CUNTY????????" you would consider it deranged behaviour, as most people would. Your threadkilling spam is no different.
>>154372997That would be hilarious you soft sissy cunt
>>154372937It will be lost to time just how much PGMOL help Liverpool have gotten this season. Blatant handballs and all that. Meanwhile their subhuman customers will dredge up jpgs from seasons ago to prove (but not actually) that the refs hate them.
>>154372996That part darling x
>>154373013So true man. Media wont even call it oit because Jota died (liverpool fans wanted him OUT last season).
>>154373011Literal unreasonable cancer.
>>154373075Dry your eyes Liversissy babe x
>>154373075>Literal unreasonable cancer.you're talking to a freak that posts interracial fantasies to own the fans of a football club
>>154373134I'm confused, which one's the guy who posts bbc stuff? Is it Liversissy or Dave?
>>154373164Dave (spammed Arne Slot's daughter and Konate fanfics for the past couple years) see >>154369745
>>154373164Liversissy. He's a fucking weirdo.
>>154373187Stop peddling your fanfic liversissy
Truly unhinged behaviour from Manchester United fans, chronically online.
>>154373187>>154373189Well, one of you's lying
>>154373255Why would the supposed Liverpool fan spam that his club lost 4 in a row and have webms of a gay tiktokker titled Liversissy.mp4 (that the Man United fan posts)
>>154373255Its Liversissy, obviously. He gets called out for samefagging all the time with evidence.
>>154373242sickening
>>154373293Because Liverpool fans have a victim complex
>>154373242If Isa started doing BLACKED porn, I think this fella's dick would fall off from overuse
>be Liversissy>see that someone else is OP of /epl/>have a melty>make an early /epl/ bake>put dilated in the OP>samefag the thread to make it seem as if people actually use it>everyone rightfully calls you out for it>"WTF WHY IS EVERYONE SHITTING UP MY THREAD?!"It's a mystery, la. Really is.
>>154373242>yummy yummyNahhh these are actually hilarious. Actually got me laughing.
Harrogate in the League 2 relegation zone.If they go down next Saturday, Pep and Arteta will become the two longest serving managers of the 92 teams in the football league.
>>154373354Got any inside info, la?
>mantroony replying to himself trying to get his interracial fanfics overtruly truly unhinged behaviour from a man that should be sectioned, sad that a liverpool win and several flopped threads caused him to go off
>>154373357>dave meltyComprehensive ABUGod Victory
>>154373410Not enough women on that list.
>>154373441Isa's going to be releasing a bbc gangbang video next week
Imagine being so worked you type out a paragraph and frogpost like a nonce, KEKCue the samefag replies
>>154373357Simple as.
Liversissy...
>>154373628Bet it's Wirtz
>115 vs SOUTHAMPTON oh gee i wonder who's gonna win this
>>154373628>she has a brother who featured her in his first music video
>>154373628Van Djik 100%>>154373923What...
>>154373628Just watched Wolves/Spurs was it like that?
Eze has swagger
wtf what did Liverpool meant by this So random
>>154374134The exaggerated swagger of a black Arsenal winger
>>154374163este sech
>>154374163cAnal
>>154374180Are lad Eze getting training sessions from Are lad Rice on how to be WHIPPING IT IN
>>154374163if a woman drew that she'd take a selfie in front of half the painting or next to it
>no PL tomorrow
cheeky Southampton in the Europa League
>>154374391why arent city playing?
>>154374444they're playing right now in the FA cup
>>154374436
>>154374436lol
They could've just put Man United game tomorrowWhat the fuck is this Monday night sloppa
>>154375094calm down abdulrazak
>>154375168Is that your father's name
>>154375205Kek bodied that Liversissy
shame there wasn't a late match on
>>154374044https://x.com/i/status/2047689213412561102
NEWCASTLE are only EIGHT points above SPURS
woltemade is class mind
>Liverpool fans protesting ticket price going up by 50pThey got to fund these 500m duds somehow la
>>154375321Yeah their season is getting overlooked for how truly dismal it is
>>154375286funny how "patriots" on twitter will say nothing about these "people" representing the country, should we in the world cup
>>154375205Kek
>SCABS! scabs la fucking shit stainsThe words of a Liverpool fan at Anfield shouting expletives at other Liverpool fans because….they’re buying a pint
Rochdale v York has btfo of anything else club football has delivered this season
>>154375821lmao
>>154375821okay
>>154375842This would have shown the ball going across the line as well, kek
Arsenal are going to win the league and spurs are going to stay upNot a single banter scenario is going to play out and Im furious
>>154375998this will achieve fuck all
>>154375998I look forward to seeing scousers reject any increase in benefits
>>154376011i suppose that's a reason not to try hmm
>>154375998Kek what a bunch of prawn sandwich wankers
>>154375998Arsenal customers have been paying over £1000 for season tickets for decades at this point
>>154375286Pimping his sister out for clout
>Wesley Fofana has more points on his driving licence (50) than Chelsea do in the league (48).
Initial reports that Simons has done his ACL Not seen a decent source yet though
>>154376321That's better than the Titanic fact
>>154376321should be in prison
>>154376325They tried to make him run it off as well lmfaoooo
>>154376325Source: >>154370966
>>154376422he's good at football but doesn't really do very much does heour second worst signing of the season and possibly ever after isak
>>154376325He's devastated that he won't be able to go to the world cup and put himself in the shop window. The agony of another season at Spurs
Alexis Mac Allister assisting Alexander Isak is the first time a Liverpool player has assisted a teammate with the same four letters of their first name since Luis Alberto set up Luis Suárez v Tottenham in December 2013
>>154376422Corr look at him taking on the Palace u18s team. £130m well invested
>>154372891They fell for gimmicks. Isak does not play like a guy trying to justify a £125m price tage
>>154376011Last time they protested they backed down and froze prices for 2 years
>>154375998damn look at all those white fans
>>154375998A decent chunk of the Palace fans held them up too
I saw a video about the new psr rules that are going into effect starting the 26/27 season and I gotta say, it's funny how the premier league collectively went 'the little guy? yeah he's had it too good for too long'
I saw a video about how mantroony has 3 flopped threads in a row
>>154376522good post
>>154375998>liverpool customers are broke fagsLel
Steven Gerrard wasn't a world class player. He just stood out against the utter shit he played with at Liverpool. A big fish in a small pond. This is why he looked bang average when placed in the stacked England squad. The only reason anyone says Gerrard was world class is because scousers need a hero or they'll commit another Hillsborough.
>>154373671Nah only a black guy would be stupid enough to confess to a porn star
>>154379852Haven't seen a white fella in Anfield since the 70s
>>154368655a >A-At least Eddie mong won a milk cup after spending 700m qui-"No!" The football is dreadful; the philosophy was terrible.As I watched, I noticed that every time a player needed a creative outlet, the manager said instead that the player "needs more pace". I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Eddie Mong's mind is so governed by cliches and league one metaphors that he has no other style of management. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Eddie Mong by the torygraph. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these mongs are watching Eddie Mong at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to watch Conte." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you watch "Eddie Mong", you are, in fact, trained to watch Antonio Conte.
>>154377679under duress from Liverpool fans? Honestly wouldnt surprise me
>>154378721oh ok
>no match todayI'm Sad
>>154386018???the EMIRATES (fly with them TODAY) FA Cup Semi final of Chelsea vs Leeds United is on at Wembley Stadium London. Tickets still available!! click here
>>154382946Eddie meme for iraola?
>>154386018Bit of a dumb cunt aren't you
>>154386255who's playing in the premier League today matey
>storm the field thinking you've won>cause loads of added time at the end of the game>get BTFO >other fans all storm the pitch because they've actually wonYork are fucking chads
ANDWE'RE LIVEThis morning to tell you that Man Dilated are a grim little club
Morning all Spurs are going down
hello where the fuck are the games
https://www.theguardian.com/football/2026/apr/25/manchester-united-target-atalanta-ederson-to-replace-casemiro"United are intent on signing two new midfielders and Éderson is out of contract in June 2027. The other midfielders on United’s list include Real Madrid’s Aurélien Tchouaméni, who would cost around £70m, Brighton’s Carlos Baleba, who United value around £50m, Crystal Palace’s Adam Wharton, who would cost at least £60m, and Elliot Anderson, for whom Nottingham Forest may only listen to offers starting at £100m.">Elliot Anderson worth more than TchouameniLmao, English players are so overvalued, no wonder the top teams are all full of forrens
>>154386393Cup semi today, so no PL games
>>154386365no they aren't lol
Would Milwall for Spurs be a nice trade?
>>154386347>thinks there isn't a football match on because the ones that are being played don't have PL brandingthat's fucking sad
Newcastle United will be unrecognisable next season Half the squad gone and Howe/that other mouthy cunt on the sidelines ousted
>>154386347Chelsea v Leeds
>>154386395>these midfielders are all shitwhy are Man Utd like this?
>>154386395>>154386552Do any good players actually exist? Or is everyone varying levels of shite.
>>154386397shut the fac up
>>154386562there hasn't been a good midfielder since Modric retired
>FA Cup>no PLgrrr wish they'd scrap this bullshit already
>>154386593So no good players exist in football.
>>154386619Sure, lets scrap the most prestigious club football contest in the world. Brilliant idea, giga-brain logic
>>154386619What's actually the difference between Chelsea v Leeds in the PL and Chelsea v Leeds in the FA Cup?
>>154386641one of those comps is actually relevant, that's the diff
>>154386635just have playoffs in the PL if you want knockout football and make each playoff round a series of 3
>>154386657The FA Cup is always relevant because it invented knockout football.>>154386667You're a total fucking retard. Go and watch Yank shite instead.
>free to air so the plebs can watch itand this is why the FA Cup is, and always will be, a fucking joke
>>154386681>oh no, not the poor sport broadcasters!!!Keep on sucking corporation cock, lad. Bet you celebrated the new FA Cup deal because it put most of the televised games behind a paywall.
>>154386676>the FA Cup is relevant for something it did 150 years agolel
>cup competitions on a weekendwhat does the FA Cup think it is, a fucking league? the absolute state
>>154386702No FA Cup means no Champions League, no European Championships, no World Cup.>>154386712You must be about 12 to be coming out with such constant nonsense.
>>154386712PL started it by putting their games on weeknights
>morecambe fan kicked out of Forest Green Rovers ground for bringing in his own food (a bacon sandwich)
>>154386752Fucking murder eater
>>154386724>no-one else would be able to come up with the concept of knock-out football if the FA hadn't come up with it firsti wonder if any of these clubs put out their first team for this match, should be hilarious to see kek>>154386734PL is actually good though and FA Cup, right, the FA Cup can go fuck itself
>>154386752Love the fact they banned their players from eating meat and immediately got relegated from league football
>>154386734move FA Cup to midweek and almost all PL games can be played on the weekend thoughbeit
Wonder what he said
>>154386824Fan wished him a speedy recovery, and the player responded with several emphatic "thank you"s
funny that relegation-threatened Spurs only managed to put 1 (one) goal against the already relegated Wolves who were filled with dogshit players who could barely make passes.
>>154386768>PL is actually good thoughYou've fallen for the branding.
>>154372962Leeds and Everton are surprisingly resilient, you'd be surprised. If they're struggling to beat Wolves, then I can see them only managing draws at best
>>154386851and the trade off was losing another one of their players for the rest of the season lel
>>154386897you mean two since solanke probably will disappear again that croaked bastard
>>154386544lmao this is what Sandcastle fans actually believe.You missed the boat. You will never be like Man City or Chelsea.
pep is gone after this season right? city seem to already contact maresca for next season. i want his reign of terror to end already
>>154386530yeah 2bh not interested in lower league slop
>>154386676>knockout football >playoffs league format is better, FOY
>>154386915afraid he's gonna announce he's signed a 3 year extension right after winning the domestic treble and shortly after the charges trial is concluded with them being found innocent
another flopped dave thread
>>154387113>afraid he's gonna announce he's signed a 3 year extension right after winning the domestic treble and shortly after the charges trial is concluded with them being found innocent
>>154387146uuuuudersfield/uuuuuuudersfieeeeld/
i miss huddersfield town thread
>Man Utd signing Balebahe can't pass for shit, gives the ball to the opponent 6 times out of 10 LOLOOLOLOL
>FSG sack coach and backroom staff as Liverpool owners opt for massive shake-up https://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/fsg-sack-coach-backroom-staff-33839818
>>154387297Brighton fan here. He's decent but yea I'd take 60+ mill for him and be very unbothered
>>154387197keep my clubs name out of your mouth muslim tranny
>>154387324>baseball news>Indian posting headline baitgo share this with radiogenoa
>>154387370we don't sign our posts here
what's craziest to me about dave's spam is that he's spent disproportionately more time talking about the club he hates than he ever has talking about the club he supports
>>154387386kek
>>154387386that's why I forged your boyfriends signature
>>154386909Interesting you immediately assumed Anon was talking in positive terms.
>>154387416Done them both>>154387402Yeah the most he ever does is post lineup builders and shill new transfer targets (more than the non existent Liverpool fan does)
>>154387402>>154387424TRVTHNVKE
>>154387422Pádraig just has a hard on for Geordie mongs
Anyone know the xG statistics for the Palace match yesterday?
>>154387432Says to me he's a plastic afraid Newcastle will make positive appointments and signings that threaten to knock one of the legacy clubs out of the CL spots.
Yeah ask the xG nonce
>>154387456no lol Newcastle will get another shit British manager, Pádraig might be a schizo but he's right about that
>>154387324Echo profiting off their dimwit Liverpudlian readerbase with this one
>>154387456You're talking to Liverpool customers btw. Tied with United customers for the worst fanbase to try and have a sensible football conversation with.
>>154387443Fotmob always has them Liverpool's 1.14 to Palace's 2.26
>>154387466>might be a schizo but he's right about thatI don't think anyone would disagree PIF missed the boat. If Newcastle weren't a threat, why would there be such worry over them ever becoming a contender?>>154387494Yeah, that was fairly obvious.
>>154386544I'd say it's one or the other. If Howe stays then many players will want out.If he fucks off then I reckon most will stay.
>>154387501there used to be worry about Newcastle, not so much anymore unless you think Pádraig speaks for /eplel/
chelsea team news
mantroonys threads tumbling like a plane in Munich
>>154387519retards>this lineuphas anything actually changed with them
>>154387562chelsea have no choice but to play hard in FA cup because their league form is slipping and may not even make it to europe if they can't fix themselves fast
>>154387519>>154387562Same old story start with 11 shiters then bring 5 more on during the game.
>dorgu will make it to the bench tomorrow
>>154387348>Brighton fan herenot fooling anyone, Liversissy
this bench is ridiculously young
>>154388137>Only one double barrel name>He's whiteSomehow we've skewed into this tangent *draws timeline and labels it 2026A*
>>154388137I've heard of 4 of them
oh no not another up and coming manager getting swallowed by chelshit
>put the game on just as the overhead replay startednice
>Iraola soonbased Doc Ock
>>154388318Ending your own career for the princely sum of a few million, who would say no?
>>154388896>get millions and never need to work againWe have a term for that - winning the lottery
>>154388942I mean he's already earned millions but who couldn't use a few more
What will God Six anon do if one of his teams becomes non-league?
>>154389356We will never know because the god six, by definition, are immune to becoming non-league.
>>154389399Spuds are holding the Super League over the Prem's head, no way they let them actually get relegated
>>154389421Super League died anon and if they hadn't I doubt they'd devalue themselves by signing up a relegated club
>>154387794As a Liverpool customer i just pissed my pants
>>154389356Hopefully end it.
Would it be a big deal for Tottenham to be relegated?
>>154389926It would be another shoah desu
>>154389926Biggest relegation since Villa went down in 2016
>>154389926They are one of only 6 clubs to never be relegated in the Premier League era, last time they were in the 2nd tier was the 70s I think.
The Month of May:>Saturday 2ndChampionship, League 1, League 2 Finale>Sunday 10thNational League Playoff Final>Saturday 16thFA Cup Final: Manchester City vs Chelsea>Wednesday 20thEuropa League Final: Braga/Freiburg vs Nottingham Forest/Aston Villa>Saturday 23rdChampionship Playoff Final>Sunday 24thLeague 1 Playoff FinalPremier League Finale>Monday 25thLeague 2 Playoff Final>Wednesday 27thConference League Final: Shakhtar Dontesk/Crystal Palace vs Rayo Vallecano/Strasbourg>Saturday 30th (at 5pm btw)Champions League Final: Arsenal/Atletico Madrid vs Bayern/PSGI fucking love May.
>>154389995By this I mean relegated from the Prem for all I know there is some club in league 1 that has been sitting in midtable for 40 years
>>154389995>>154390012Fun fact: Everton are the only one of those six to have experienced no trophies this millennium.You can actually expand it out to the entire 92 Football League clubs if you include promotion or relegation: they are the only one to have experienced none of them in the 21st Century. Villa would have been the only other one had they not gone down in 2016.Truly the most boring club there is.
>>154390027>boringConsistent
>>154390027you can expand on thatEverton is the only team of the entire 92 football league clubs to not experience any trophies or promotions in the last 30 yearsabsolutely no highs whatsoever just always...there.
>>154390055I think the only highs they've had since 1995 were the improbable relegation escapes. That and the few European runs.Would be very funny after all the times Everton have dodged relegation, Spurs go down the first time they've been involved in a relegation fight.
>>154390101>European runsThis should discount them from being the absolute most boring imo. Its almost like a promotion. Years of boredom clock should reset on every trophy, promotion, relegation, or European qualification.
>>154390027>>154390055We've had good times
>>154390101>That and the few European runs.just checked and the furthest along they've been was reaching the UEFA/Europa Last 16 twice (07-08 and 14-15)Thier highlight in the last 3 decades has probably been losing the 2009 FA Cup final to Chelsea.I rememer that game.Amanda Holden came on ITV and professed her love for Everton.Quite odd.
>>154390145Such as?
Scotland has the most exciting league finish in Europe but /epl/ refuses to acknolwedge it because they're Scotophobic.All 3 still need to play one another too.
>>154390144Yeah, fair point. I think the only clubs that would even apply to are non-league clubs. And even then some clubs get laterally moved so they'd play in a different division.Rochdale were famously the dullest club in England for being stuck in the same division for almost four decades (twice in fact):>Founded in 1907, Rochdale initially entered the Manchester League, moving to the Lancashire Combination in the 1908–09 season. After securing promotion out of Division Two in 1909–10 they won the Division One title in 1910–11 and 1911–12. They then switched to the Central League, before being invited into the Football League when the Third Division North was created in 1921. >The club remained in the division for 37 years and became members of the new nationwide Third Division in 1958, but were relegated the following year. They reached the League Cup final in 1962 and secured promotion out of the Fourth Division in 1968–69. Relegated in 1974, Rochdale remained in the fourth tier for 36 seasons after unsuccessful play-off campaigns in 2002, 2008 and 2009. >The club finally secured promotion in 2009–10 and following relegation in 2012 were promoted to the third tier for a third time in 2013–14, but were relegated back to League Two in 2020–21. After 102 years as a Football League club, they were relegated to the National League at the end of the 2022–23 season.They at least had the history-making 1962 League Cup final (the first ever fourth tier team to get there).
Leeds may have lost today but the entire UK wondirty Leeds scum
>>154390228I think the current longest boring streak would end up being a national league or league 2 club due to the bottleneck of 2 promotion places between the divisions.
>>154390281Newport County haven't moved divisions since getting promoted in 2013.
I’m cumming bluuuuhhhghhh blalalalalala
>>154389926they will get raped financially. Not next year, but the knock-on effects will drain them over a few yearsChampionship sides will suffer as Sky will up coverage of the league but also everything in the coverage will be in relation to spurs, so get ready for that
>>154390446>everything in the coverage will be in relation to spurs, so get ready for thatCan't be as bad as the Wrexham wanking
>>154390467it'll probably be worse
Leeds > Tran U
Spurs might see a 37 year old Harry Kane play for them in League One
>>154390541Can't see Sky getting the Spurs owners on to do match commentary of their new local derby against Millwall
My spursies just cant catch a break..
>>154390229You're joking? Chelsea losing would have been the UK victory
>just dont go the matchplastic behaviour
>>154368983>>154368983>>154368983NEW
>477
Actual new - no trans derby freaks>>154391660>>154391660>>154391660
>two threads over 20 posts earlywas nice not having you spastics in these threads for a while
>>154393157With any luck they both commit suicide soon and their poor parents can breathe again
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