Fozball editionNRL>GAME 1Newcastle Knights v Penrith Panthers2:00pm AEST on Fox and KayoMcDonald Jones Stadium 4.45-1.22>McDonald Jones Stadium hosts a Sunday afternoon clash as the Knights look to rectify defensive lapses against the league-leading Panthers. The Newcastle Knights suffered a 24-38 loss to the Roosters in Round 7 after leading 24-12 at the break. Their inconsistency remains a concern as they struggle to maintain intensity for 80 minutes. The Penrith Panthers secured a 23-22 golden point win over the Dolphins last week. They have shown unmatched resilience, winning six of seven matches through structural consistency and clinical execution. The Panthers have won eight of their last nine H2H games against the Knights. In Round 23, 2025, Penrith defeated the Knights 48-12. Knights 1-12 5.50Knights 13+ 12.50Panthers 1-12 3.25Panthers 13+ 1.76Knights +13.5 1.97 Panthers -13.5 1.84>GAME 2Manly Sea-Eagles v Parramatta Eels4:05pm AEST on Fox, Kayo and Ch 94 Pines Park1.45-2.79>4 Pines Park hosts a Sunday afternoon clash as the Sea Eagles, fresh from a dominant win, face an Eels side that recently upset the Bulldogs. The Manly Sea Eagles secured a 38-6 victory over the Cowboys in Round 7. Despite losing Tom Trbojevic to a hamstring injury, they displayed significant speed and defensive cohesion. The Parramatta Eels climbed off the bottom of the ladder with a 38-20 upset over the Bulldogs last week. It was their first win since Round 1. Manly has won six of their last seven games against the Eels at 4 Pines Park. In Round 12, 2025, the Eels defeated Manly 30-10, while Manly secured a 26-12 victory earlier that season. Sea-Eagles 1-12 3.00Sea-Eagles 13+ 2.45Eels 1-12 3.90Eels 13+ 6.75Sea-Eagles -7.5 1.90 Eels +7.5 1.90previous thread >>154354483
>>154370078SUPER LEAGUE>GAME 1Bradford Bulls v Hull KR00:00am AEST on Fox and Kayo36.00-1.005>Round 9 of the Super League from Bartercard Odsal Stadium>GAME 2St Helens v Wakefield Trinity 02:30am AEST on Fox and Kayo1.28-3.25>Round 9 of the Super League from The BrewDog Stadium
Who /still up/
Me but I’ll be in bed before Super League starts
Yeah lad keen to watch the Chicago Bulls in 30
pootherspee poogles
belly needs to chop some heads, put these cunts on notice
>>154370385tonight he said verbatim "the teams been pretty unchanged so far this year but its time we start looking at some other options"
>>154370426finally, i can't believe he let it be this bad for so longwhen meaney pulled up short when he could have dived for a try then the very next play dropped the ball i lost my mind. i can't imagine how bad belly feels having to train these retards
Meaney's got a jelly spine. Perth should be planning on tearing up his contract.
It's actually retarded that I have Super League favourited but I have to go find it on Kayo
>>154370528maybe belly made meaney practice with nelson last year and now he's afraid to get tackled. don't think i've ever seen him gun it through defendersperth want him for fullback but i don't think he'd even be good there since he's not fat enough to stop any fat cunts and frequently way out of position anyway
BULLBACK
>Peels' 52-4 performance on round 1 is still worse than what the poogans did on ANZAC day
What's happening lads?
>>154371353We have won games though m8
>>154371367yea...Still sad knowing we've leaked 52, 48 and 50 this season. That's basically running a line through the side 3 times already...
sorry I could stick around for pooper peague family I was just too tired
>pessimismatta
Today's victory was promised to us 3000 years ago
Based whistling ad
>>154377812>quincy dudd
Dynasty resumes TODAY
>Joey Manu open to joining the PNG Chiefs
Bacon & Eggs Breakie Status : Demolished Cuppa Tea Status : Being Sipped
Phillip Sami to the Dragons confirmed.
>>154380715Based tea sipper
>Melbourne are reportedly preparing a panel of independent medical experts who will come together to make an assessment on whether Eli Katoa can return to rugby league. Craig Bellamy watched last night's game and said get that brain damaged cunt back on the field asap
>>154382115Or they want to medically retire him and get the cap money
Pedref 36 Shites 14 Pooly 27 Peels 26
Yeah and replace him with...*Quickly looks up off contract players*Luciano Leilua KEK
Bellyache should’ve retired on a high long ago with Smith & Slater
Police helicopter hovering the neighbourhood lads
>>154382420Throw your computer in the pool
>>1543826528 years ago you'd get called out for diving now its just part of the game
>>154382420https://youtu.be/XrTZT49u0kM?si=s0misvbDJVVjE4AP
wait a minute - is Women’s Origin is on next week??
>>154382923
>>154383045>Quincy Dudd
geez how rigged is the scheduling! BlueGoddesses get the first home game then 2 home games in a row for Foidslanders?
>>154383045>getting your spray tan after the team photo
Poothers getting HEEMED today lads
>>154383355hope so mate
/nrl/ family members that bet on dragons 13+ yesterday need to front up and explain themselves
>>154383756What’s there to explain? I was hoping for post coach sacking meme magic to get them home. In my heart I knew it was a wasted bet/tip but it was worth it for the chance to dunk on everyone if it hit.Feel free to roast me and call me retarded. If it went my way I’d be gloating for a week at least.
LETS GO
>fletcher shart
>>154383756u mad?
This Knights jersey is one of the worst I've ever seen.
for someone who has only ever won wooden spoons papali'i sure is the chirpiest penrith panther
>>154384050*blocks your path*
>>154384050It's elite if you watched the video explaining what it is
the no six again knights
poocastle bros...
kek it’s going to a looooooong day N
>>154384189I HURT MYSELF TODAY
>when the bay number prophesies the Poothers score
>tipped poocastle
>Crossland ded no necessarily a bad thing
>>154384239No it is a bad thing
holy bald hattrickarino
Edwards on pace to score 12 tries today
croaker's voice sounds like that cause he spends all his time deep throating the panthers
Slippy T needs to be the Blues Fullb-ACK!!!
>>154384134>brainrot alpha discovers knowledge onceKek. Loser.
Does Gerard Sutton always quietly talk to himself like he's doing in this game?
>>154384120would wear the fuck out of that on my jetski
quite the peculiar post
CUTLERYBACKSET THE FUCKING TABLE
SET THE FUCKING TABLE
didn't get it down
>>154384406>mining>fifo>leb sledyou get the idea
I dunno what the sound guy is doing but this sounds like shit
Holy moly brah
>>154384591She can smell curry
>>154384591>tfw N posts
Strong feeling Foran's Sea Eagles would smash both of these "teams"
trip on nightie
>>154384660Nobody is close to Penrith in 26 though. Not even the broncs.
BROWNBACK
damn he got some wheels
>edwards getting styled on by based elite brownTeddy would have made that tackle>>154384650kek. Love you too m8
>>154384672>not even the broncs >not even the broncs >not even the broncs
>>154384120meant bricklays* your path
1.385m dollar man makes an appearance after the games over
Is Dylan Brown eligible for NSW now? Brown/Cleary would unironically unlock them both
>>154384540>>154384591>>154384618>>154384650
N would heem Walsh
This YN Fletcher Hunt has made like 4 dumbass errors today trying to force the least likely passes in the history of the National Rugby League
>>154384703>Newcastle royal boxneeds a table
>"Y/N" (with a slash) commonly means "Your Name" in fanfiction, allowing readers to insert themselves into stories, or "Yes/No" as a survey prompt. >Separately, "YN" (without a slash) can refer to "young nigga" in slang, or a US military "yeoman". >Usage includes Wattpad stories and internet slang to indicate a "hood" persona.
Cheeky call for the ball tricked Cleary there.
>>154384703Truly braptivating
Whoever is playing for Mahzew and Best should just start trying to injure Clearly
our Milky > Milky Jenkins
>>154384699Says on Wikipedia he moved to NSW at age 15, so no. Need to be before 13th birthday
finally that weeb To’o does something
>>154384754Is he a weeb?
god I wish those peds were in me
holy hills have eyes - get them to a dentist stat
>>154384765That rail is flirting with me lads
hunt having maybe his worst game of the season
Schiller wouldn’t get a start in Group 8 reserves ffs
Man To'o, what a freak of nature!
>>154384786If you jump m8 make sure you land on a poother
>>154384788Wrong team lad. Hunt plays for Brisbane.
>>154384791They're called Samoans you fucking racist dawg
How did that fat retard seibold even get the Manly gig honestly
>>154384806Nature doesn't discriminate freaks.
Talagi lowkeyuinley is total shit
a freak of nature would imply there exists a freak of nurture.
Jasmine Strange lowkenuinley needs to put her arse in my face
>Jenkshit 0 triesNow that the dust has settled, how is this guy even in first grade?
is backfence brown still a thing
great offload there YOU SPASTIC
>>154384823Koko the gorilla
Fuck me dead lads I don’t know why I keep turning up to these
gone of the days of cool cult hero wingers like Sideshow Bob Peterson, Wolfman Williams, Manu “The Beast Vatuvei and Akuila “The Thriller” Uate. Now we’ve only got shitters like Milky Jenkins & soulless mercs like Marky Mark.
dangerously close to 50 lads
>>154384846*Koko the Warilla Gorilla
>>154384854Line through looms
Got a feeling about this next game lads
just need a humble 140 points from jurbo to take the w
>>154384871Best I can do is 14 in 80 minutes
>>154384870well don't keep us hanging m8
PARRACHADS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT ALL THE EELCHADS GONNA HAVE A GOOD TIME
>"for our grown up fans"That McDonald's ad is awful. So pathetic that they have to make it clear it's for their adult fans.
based JDB & Fog with the Uncshake
LETS GO FOZBALL
they’ve really upped their ode qt game this year
am I not bugley enough for the bugle club?
>4:05pm kickoff
Game of the round incoming.
>>154384850I disagree
refball already activated for Pooly
is this the ground right in front of the ocean?
>>154384983It’s close by but no that’s the ground in Wollongong
BASED JURBO HEARD MY CRIES FOR HELP
defensive specialist...
Holy Captain CTE
>>154384983This is the Wollongong Showground
>>154384983Manly play out of Brookvale because assmad Poonion loyalists blocked from playing at Manly Oval back in the day
>>154384978oh really Irish regale me with all the current cult hero wingers in the game?
>>154384983This is Brookvale Oval, nestled right beside the industrial complex
>>154384990>>154385002>>154385005cheers lads, I'm second monitoring and wasn't paying attention.
ZAPBACK
COMEBACK
it would be so manly to fuck my 8/8 up
trust in fozball mate
>>154385010I disagree with the second statement that we’ve only got shitters. Right now we’ve got some great wingers, including the greatest tryscoring winger of all time. There’s wingers out there doing great things; Coates, Campbell Graham, To’o, DWZ, Kiraz, the bloke at Redcliffe with the sister, the blonde Penrith winger, Saab. It’s not the same level of cult players but it’s not as though there’s nothing
BREAKING: Jarome Luai spotted in PNG. First sign he could become huge signing for PNG Chiefs. Has until April 30 to take up option for next year with Tigers - and he most likely will - right now free to talk and sign with PNG for 2028. Could become biggest earner in game. @9NewsSyd @NRLonNine
ow muh face
>>154385019forgot pic
worst jersey goes to peelies tbqh
I like the Peels jersey desu Raiders was the worst that shit was U-G-L-Y Ugly
Yeah camo is up there with animal prints
reckon the NRL could do with more eccentric millionaires with weird kinks
TAKE THE POO
PERPLEXING POO
>taking the poo
>taking the pooCOWARDS
>ad>poo>another ad
>>154385005Manly oval is way better not built up.
*curse has been activated*
De Bellin vindicated once again
do it for the listeners
>>154385120pee to air?
I LOVE YOU FUCKWITTA
Stuck at chemist warehouse, am I missing a good one?
>>154385138yeah and the broadcast was playing up earlier too
Herpes flare up?
Did he do that on purpose?
HEADDDAHHHHHHH
not bad so far
based deliberate falcon
>>154385150dont want to talk about it
>>154385152Yep, cult status pending
Haumole Olakautu sounds like a dipping sauce
That's based
Retarded pass
>>154385168he kinda looks like marcus rashford
>>154385168InnovationThis will unironically break rugby league
Wakeham is like a Kikau corgi
>>154385168so good
>>154385168cute girls top left
>>154385180They look 13
>>154385176kek
Taukeiaho will hurt someone today
Aren't Saabs supposed to be reliable
Why are 13 year olds allowed to dress like whores
>>154385200hopefully nightie
>>154385205Careful anon
>>154385201not from what I've seen on top gear (original)
*summons novakposter*
I'm here m8 but haven't found anything to novak post today
oh shit it worked, let me try that again*summons tiff*
What's stopping someone from heading the ball from a pass like a grubber kick
this is developing into quite the chess match
That's a bloke
>>154385236reckon the keg needs changing kek
pooly needs to stop trying tricky shit and just learn to take the tackle
luke pukes
womanly need to stop being so emotional and calm down
>reuben carsick
>>154385242its good aye nice grindy game for a change
can sense of poo before halftime
>>154385236holy moley
ouch
Kek
Fogarty can play
6 7?
>>154385259based semi knower
SEVEN SIX*moves hands up & down*
https://youtu.be/16y1AkoZkmQBoney M - Rasputin
>>154385236perfection
I would just head the ball really far ahead and then run and chase it then score but that's just me
how much money would you want to play for the PNG Chiefs lads
>>154385236She live reacts to the team lists every week she's a straight up autist
I would do it if they allowed me to consume human flesh
>>154385304>ywn her her sexy autist pouch plap plap plap against you after a bevvy filled manly win
>>154385300Depends on who I am >Star player $1.5m+>Regular starting playerAt least 1.5x what I'm already making >Depth player The role would be more important if they'd offer me a starting job I'd probably take it
>>154385281I did not say I knew Semi Radradra - I said I seen him play once
why are they playing those kpop maccas ads during the footy?is there really an overlap in these fanbases?
>>154385263>>154385297Pathetic samefags. Has an arse like a pancake
You haven't bought an adult happy meal before?
>>154385338The ad literally says "for our grown up fans." I fucking hate it.
>>154385319You're a superstar to me m8
>>154385338Kpop Demon Hunters was a really popular movie apparently
Everyone talks about the poo curse but nobody talks about the first half field goal curse
Based Gus knows
someone score a bloody try
>>154385338If you don’t get it it’s not for you and if you’re asking about it it means it’s working. Maccas always tie in with whatever the popular movies are that kids watch
>>154385429Is this Michael Cusack?
peels bros...
holy late call 6 again save me try
>>154385429Happy now?
>>154385444yes arguably his magnum opushttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v6yg4ImnYwA
Crazy how shit rugby league is now compared to 20 years ago
dude cartoons lmao
cartoons are great
Why is irish always wrong
starting to think Parra might not matter
Whatever Irish Thinks - The Opposite is True
>>154385347https://www.vitaltrendhealth.com/tests/testosterone?utm_source=google&utm_medium=cpc&utm_campaign=mens-hormone-check&utm_content=testosterone-testing
They’re leaving the comeback late
>>154385429It's Ute Uncle Barry!!!
irish isn't always wrong and i enjoy having him in the family
>>154385495Cheeky VPN switch
>>154385486My thoughts and feelings don’t necessarily reflect the thoughts and feelings expressed in my posts
peelings having a bad time :(
gutho would have stopped that
these are some soft triesaverage round of footy
Fozball is working
what foz did:Print out a picture of a Sad Ella and point to it and say that's what we've been doingWhen they win he brings out a picture of Happy Ella
>>154385500so your a liar?
parrachads?
>>154385528Starting to think you like Ella anon
>>154385488You need testing for having bad taste?
I reckon Fox just tells them to train & play hard then get on the piss just like every other premiership coach pre-Bellamy
Having club legends be coaches instead of out-of-touch middle aged men could become the new meta
trying too hard to be cool, hold the fucking ball cunt
Steve Ella hasn’t played in year m8
>>154385541From what I understand, that’s the Manly way
BIFF BIFF BIFF BIFF BIFF BIFF BIFF BIFF BIFF
/afl/ has a better ethos
brooks bros...
Post your NSW Origin team NOW
Another WOKE sinbin
BASED peelies bringing back the spear tackle
GAMES GONE
That wasn’t all on the tackler. Ball carrier jumped. But ok don’t hook between his legs
At least Parra can use that as an excuse
>>1543855691. Drinkwater2. Jenkins3. Mitchell4. Staggs5. To'o6. Moses7. Cleary8. AFB9. Robson10. Ford11. Olakau'atu12. Fainu13. Young
his arms weren’t between his legs either
ummm peelies?
pooash poopaweewee
>peelies haven't scored since taking the poo
>>154385614you set off the resident enlightened atheist m8
BUNKER SAVE ME
>>154385614dumb novakposter
They’ve time
>>1543855691. Dylan Edwards2. Campbell Graham3. Kotoni Staggs4. Latrell Mitchell5. Brian To'o6. Mitchell Moses7. Nathan Cleary8. Jackson Ford9. Blayke Brailey10. Keaon Koloamatangi11. Angus Crichton12. Hudson Young13. Cameron MurrayINTERCHANGE14. Apisai Koroisau15. Isaah Yeo16. Terrell May17. Tallis Duncan 18. Tolutau Koula19. Adam Doueihi
Crazy how Josh Schuster could be a Hayne-level prodigy but he's a fat heap instead
saw a really good comment on instagram earlierhe said "Welcome to trellbourne" haha
>latrell mentioned out of nowhere
>>154385643haha how good
>>154385634This but Preston over Yeo
>>154385643
nice kick pooses
i miss the old dropout meta where you'd just punt it as far as you can
Terry Campese doing 70m dropouts was pretty good yeah
now long dropouts are the meme :^)
shot dropouts are a Union psyop and need to be disbanded
>>154385639Just like HayneI'm reminded of a Polynesian who played in the 2000s or 2010s who was a bit like Schuster (big boy with silky hands, never met his true potential), possibly a Bronco. Someone help me out.
legendary gamer addo-carr deserves a better peem
>>154385236Is this the Hello Sport slut? Would plap it
>>154385683Dave Taylor isn’t Poly
>getting flattened by saab
PEELBACK
Short dropouts are fine. They just shouldn’t have changed the rules so it’s not a penalty if you fuck it up, it should be a penalty and if teams want to do them there’s more risk. They shouldn’t change rules like that trying to encourage tactics, it’s better to leave the rules alone and tactics will evolve naturally due to novelty and innovation
>7-6 at half time>still ends up a vlandysball game
8/8 lads
>>154385744congrats
Evens I read before going to sleep, odds I fap
>>154385653nice roosters lanyard
>>154385744well done you m8 you join me in the perfect class
Are you guys excited for Origin?
based Gough made sure to level his 6 again count at the end kek
Kini is a cutie patootie
>>154385683matt gilett
>>154385585>>154385634>clearyPoosouthshitmen never learn
>>154385744>>154385765Me too. I’d trade my 8/8 for a SC win
>>154385861yeah that’s very weird
Think maybe Bellamy could use an apprenticeship under Foran
>>154385861Son you're going very far back
>>154385861scary eagleimagine locking eyes with that while youre
>>154385861
>Public Holiday tomorrow >No footy What the FUCK am I supposed to do tomorrow?
>>154385760I think it’s red for the army, white for the air, and blue for the navy
>>154386017Edge.All.Day.
>>154386017>baseball games are all early>the streamer i watch doesnt stream sundays / our monday
>>154386081Watch Vinesauce.
>>154386017just bring up google maps and look for any hiking trails
>>154386202just look at hiking trails on google maps all day? that's deranged>>154385861bet she was devastated when dce turned traitor
>>154386218can't take back all the times she got off to her wall mural thoughbeit
Trell > Cleary
>>154386202based serial killer
>>154386316>based incel loser who can't get laidFTFY
kek ease up Ivan Milat
Sup lads
>>154385247Wouldn't you change the gas if the beer was flat?
Both the Harold Matts and SG Ball Grand Finals will be The Knights vs Roosters
Constipated Gordon Tallis destroying a toilet stall
>>154387361Newcastle vs Central Coast
>>154387429I believe it's the main Roosters team. The Central Coast Roosters came last in both competitions
>>154387599Oh, interesting. I wonder if they stack one team with the best players.
>>154385881>>154385891I just thought the mural was funny lads, take it easy
>>154385861>>154387775
Most of you are fat and it’s because you are either former players who haven’t adjusted to a more sedentary lifestyle away from training a couple nights a week plus extras, or you are just lazy cunts and eat too much. Either way, going for a walk is good advice
>>154392845>Most of you are fat What are you basing this on?
>>154392845https://youtu.be/kcIcNu-ahXQ
- top 6 didn’t change- Cowboys sneak into the 8 with a negative differential- Panthers only team with +100- Parra barely avoids joining Dragons in the -100 club- Dragons have a bye coming up but would need to flog the Knights and have Storm take 2 very heavy losses to jump them-if the season stopped today…>qualifying finalsPanthers v RabbitohsWarriors v Tigers>elimination finalsRoosters v CowboysSea-Eagles v Broncos
>>154394725even though we lost to the tigs at home, would rather play them in the qualifier than the bunnies
>Su'a Fa'alogo got a Dally M point in that Souths game they lost 48-6 Yeah we gotta start naming and shaming these judges because this is getting silly
names and reasons for
"Yeah he scored a mad try aye" - some journo probably
Reckon if I go to the beach today it’s still warm enough for chicks to be following the “suns out, buns out” rule?
>>154396533fa'alogo is the only poorm player who even looked like he was trying on the weekend
second day in a row we’ve got a Police Helicopter in the air here
>>154396533That kickoff try was pretty slick
>>154398299They’re onto you
Marr Dufty in our thread crying about how he didn't get two points.
>Marr
>he doesn't know about marr dufty
Vale Tori Shipton
she’s dead??
How did she die?
She is absolutely alive and has a gorgeous bum
what compels a man to make such false accusations?
Who’s the bloke with Corban?
>>154401466Matt Baxter
>Craig Bellamy stands down as NSW Blues advisor
>Marr Baxter
This isn't a new /afl/ thread...
iggs
>>154401846Smartest /afl/ poster
why is munster just "locked in" as qld origin captain when he's fucking dogshit?
Is that a trick question m8?
business idea: year long long weekend and footy is played everyday
ruminate the redolence
>nrlw coomer is here >inb4 i le never left
>>154402189Many have
>>154402192
the thread is yours I'll see the family when the footy is back on
>>154402211
https://www.ozbargain.com.au/node/957051
>>154402182He should have put his hand out to get a high five would have been funny
>>154402182god what an autist imagine dropping your spaghetti this hard in front of hundreds of thousands of people
>nrlw coomerI'd say I missed him but Mumza didn't raise me to tell lies.