KO 17:15 UKArsenal: Raya, White, Saliba, Magalhaes, Hincapie, Rice, Zubimendi, Odegaard, Madueke, Eze, Havertz.>Subs: Arrizabalaga, Mosquera, Saka, Jesus, Matinelli, Gyokeres, Trossard, Lewis-Skelly, Dowman.Newcastle: Pope, Miley, Thiaw, Botman, Burn, Willock, Guimaraes, Ramsey, J. Murphy, Willock, Osula.>Subs: Ramsdale, Trippier, Hall, Wissa, Barnes, Elanga, Woltemade, A. Murphy, Neave.
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eddie meme masterclass loading
>>154371985unless they beat them 5 - 0 they can kiss the title goodbye
If #Artetaout then who in?
I hate Poocastle but I want Arsenal to bottle the league BUT I hate Man Cheaty. Who do I root for bros?
>>154372824Allegri blud
how many today
>>154372846 0-0 and refball
> clashing with the fa cup semi finalthis should have been at 8pm
>>154371985Woltemadebros...
The script leaked, Arsenal loses 1-3.
>>154371985>J. Murphy, Willock, OsulaJESUS FUCKING CHRISTSACK THIS MANAGER
>>154372946Murphy is one of the best wingers in the league. What are you on about?
>>154372913oh thats also going
>>154372935I would rather see Howe leave than Woltemade
>>154372959Maybe a year ago
>>154372846bad performance draw is the best option for everyone. It's just more fun.
>>154372913Bro no one's watching the FA cup. Mickey Mouse trophy fr
>>154372824Arbeloa
>Odegaard, Madueke, Eze, Havertz.damn arsenal have really fallen
>oh Arsenal plays Newcastle today, good match between 2 good teams, perfect for my lazy Saturday morning>check table, Newcastle 14thWhat the fuck, just last year they qualified to the UCL and won a cup, now they are closer to relegation than going back to Europe. It's not the first time either, that the season they play UCL the underperform that yearThey have Saudi money now, it's not like they need to rebuild every other season
First half ends 0-0
>>154372824Get Wenger back
The Newcastle bench is stronger than the starting line-up. Eddie Meme must want out.
>>154373007>WengerWhy hasn't he come back yet? Roy Hodgeson is still kicking about
No Cockeres upfront? What is Smarteta finking?
>>154373022For a second I thought that was White Arteta on the left, I should stop drinking
>gyokeres>woltemadeWhat wastes of money
>>154373050I find it funny how many coaches insist on Havertz being a striker when he absolutely isnt.
NOOOOOOOORTH LONDOOOOON SINCE 1913©
>>154373043I was thinking the sameWoltemade wasn't perfect but he was far better for the team than OsulaI think Howe is too prideful
>Opoola
No excuses. Just goals.
Lel ohsooluh
Stream lads?
I feel this is gonna be hilarious
Newcastle WILL win 2-1
> weee boootle again
KWABER
>>154373116God willing
Not a single good striker in either team
wtf happens to this dogshit team (Newcastle) if Osula was sold as was planned?
>>154373133thanks for the clips man, I'm a big fan of your work
It's over
>>154373140Howe would keep playing Gordon up front because he seems to have totally given up on Woltemade and Wissa
What exactly is Farteta doing with this team
for me, its arsenigger
>>154373168He has his favorites that hes running into the ground.
don't let this slip
Remember when Newcastle fans were daydreaming with signing high profile players like Mbappe with oil money?What happened?
Newcastle are so shit
No corner goals since March 1st btw. Almost as if relying on set pieces gets you absolutely nowhere
>>154373094Problem Eddie Meme has is he is wedded to his favouritesIt's what ended up relegating Bournemouth the first time around
>>154373203https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Biiqb7ahejk
These two teams play like shit
>>154373162howe did similar at bournemouth, kept the first team mainly in tact, a few first team signings but his signings in the main were backup players instead of players that would start regularly and improve the first teamat the end of a few seasons there was pretty much fuck allcan see the same at newcastle - I look at their squad and theres literally fuck all there
Nothing better than watching footie on weekend and knowing you have vacation next week
WHAT A GOAL
THE BEST TEAM IN THE WORLD DO IT AGAIN!
three fucking corners already lmao
NOW THIS IS PODRACING
OVER
owari da
>pooshitdoodoo-castle
Great goal, *turns off stream* (in your path)
going to sleep
Set piece F… ZZZZZZZZZ
ok that's a real good goal
Come on man
HAHAHAHAH set piece goal
oh shit nice strike actually. If arsenal can score another one I'll just go to the gym
>>154373133
>>154373220good taste m'dude
BOOOOOOFucking sandcastle
>>154371985
raya is so hateable
>two teams playing for set piecesThis can't be living
Raya messes up the GK and then gets to take another one. El Rigi?
wtf raya
>>154373149u welcome!
Is Memie Meme getting the sack? He seems to have one good season one shit season but this does kind of feel different
Imagine losing to arsenal without saka and timber
>>154373205We've signed Germany's number 9, we just still have a spastic cunt in charge who won't use him
>>154373377Saka's shit, they'd be more likely to win with him in the starting 11
>>154373280>Newcastle markingFucking hell
>>154373400Hes statistically the biggest chance creator in the arsenal team
nigga can't even cut inside
>>154373133Well Arsenal burned it's luck with this
>>154373409Honestly, I’ve seen better man marking at flares
>>154373280Good goal
>>154373440kek
Raya is extremely pig-like in appearance
Arsenal are tearing through newcastle at will. What the fuck happened to Newcastle?
>>154373527He must have broken his nose because it didn't used to be like that. Here he is playing for Southport in 2014.
almost
Never understood how arsenal get so many injuries from seemingly nothing
UNLESH THE GYOK
>ShitvertzLiterally 60m down the drain
>>154373607theyre not resting their A team, always playing them
>>154373381Howe or Arteta?
>Kai dedOut for the season in the hopes of making the world cup
>>154373205the bought Tonali and he told everyone newcastle the city and club were shit
>>154373573Hes gone this season lol
ENTER
It's a bit of a shame that Newcastle have no realistic chance of being relegated
>shartcastle
newcastle are so fucking bad
Do you think constantly lifting heavy weights has a big impact on Rice’s performance?
>>154373658Honestly think there is a small chance with west ham and spurs both winning
How is Lee Dixon still a pundit? Ambien personified.
>>154373687that would mean forest and leeds are both at risk
>>154373678Based plapper
>>154373678based slampig enjoyer. I respect it
>Back to passing sideways and back
holy faggotry
>>154373712>slampigThat's beyond slampig and into BBW territory
my only hope was newcastle not letting a goal in and taking it to a 0-0they aren't scoring here, they are fucking dire
omg what a semen slurper
>muh heckin pressurefucking reddit
>>154373728I already said he was based. You don't need to make him sound even more based
They know something.
>>154373700They're in good form though, Newcastle aren't
>this Newcastle display
>Havertz out for the seasonNagelsmann bros....
>>154373775
This is somehow more boring than the spurs game
How come Eddie Howe isn't under more pressure?
>>154373805He is, it intensified after losing The Derby at home.
what a slurper
>Gladiator Giant claims he was axed over girlfriend's jobhttps://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cpvx9yjk9ggoFucking grim
My question is who do you even swap meme howe with? Next year:>star players likely gone>less revenue bc no yurop so no signings>remaining squad is mostly shit
>>154373888His girlfriend's job is being a whore mind you
>>154373888who
Tonali wearing that arsenal shirt next season will be devastating
>>154373899Pardew
>>154373899ENTER
>>154373899Mourinho
>>154373888>>154373903Odd considering Sabre had an OF before the show.
>>154373903>girlfriend's jobBeing a whore is not a job. Don't care what anyone says. Also 'sex work' is a cringe euphemism
>>154373899Most of the New signings are best for quick vertical attacking play, so maybe Ilzer from Hoffenheim
nice. finished my goon session in time to watch the second half bottlejob
>>154373280Eze loves a blooter.
>>154373888What's his gfs OF? Asking for a friend haha
>>154373964We can only hope bc newcastle are terrible
>>154373924>SabreHow long before the allegations are put out there?
What line is that?
>>154374021Nothing wrong if she enjoys it.
>>154374094Alhamdulillah
I’d proper love a job like these cunts who sit on the sideline on iPads
so are newcastle going to do anything here?
I'm gonna fucking say it. 4 substitutions should've never been allowed. It should be 3 substitutions + 1 if extra time situations.
>Eze dedNewcastle have a chance
>Eze offHas he played enough minutes this season to pick up an injury?
>>154374223They're winning the game on possession bro, what more do you want?
yellow?
Another Arteta master class huh
>eze injuredgoonerbros...
kwab
>>154374364How does Shart always get away with being basically on the pitch?
this is death...this is unwatchable
if you play short corner you deserve lice
>>154374419Short corners were so op on fifa 22 if you had a finesse shot player
>meanwhile shittykek
>>154374441Fucking jinxed it
>>154374441Leave this thread mutt
>
>>154374441GREAT post anon
Tonali is the only player in the prem this season who always just takes a shot at goal regardless of how far away he is from the opposition box and how many players are in that box. I kind of respect it but it is wasteful at times
HOW IS THIS IS STILL IN THE 70th minute !!! IT FEELS LIKE 3 DAYS HAVE GONE BY i feel like i ve seen 3 matches while zapping through games
>winning>top of the leagueWhy do they all have a face like a slapped arse?
>>154374480Just as planned. Now I need Arsenal to bottle this game and the title.
Lucky to not be a red tbqhimo
lel
Pope needs a shock collar on to stop him leaving the box
Can someone tell me why that's not a red?
What the fuck?
>no honey, we have neuer at home
WOLTEMADE!!!!! HE WILL HERALD CITY's TRIUMPH
arsenal playing like this to win the league, worst team to win it if they doAtrocious to watch
>>154374656Not every foul by a goaltender needs to be a red
Woltemade will score
oh my days I do not know if I can force myself to watch Arsenal-Atleti
>>154374689should have been a yellow for diving
so these fags need to win AND score a gorillion goals to beat city huh?
this is never not a red
>>154374689wtf the 2nd angle shows it's clear dive lol
>Fartin' Odourfart
>>154374726Dumb cunt you are
WISSA YOU RETARD MONKEYBOY
>wuzza
Wissa you useless alienhead
Choke inbound
FUCKING NIGGER
Where the FUCK is Elanga?
>>154374762kick it out
>>154374656city check cleared
cant score
>>154374777What a pass from nick and what a miss from Pissa
>>154374777Fagpiss
>>154374777how much did they pay for that ageing cunt again? kek
>saka still a selfish cuntTruly worth £300k a week fucking nigger
>>154374777four arsenal defenders and not one of them marks missa
>>154374656gk wasn't the last man and not preventing a 100% goal chancethe newcastle defender still was in a good position to intervene
>>154374656>ball way outside no clear goal opp denied>defender there to cover>arse player dive on the play
>>154374007Taylorryan
>>15437477710 secs after switcihing streams this thing happened wtf!
>>154374793Wissa? 55 million British pounds
I can't wait for Arsenal to complete their 80 minutes of time-wasting a 1-0 lead just for Newcastle to score a scrappy late equaliser and kill the title hopes for good
>>154374833Sounds like a real name, not even trying to come up with a quirky pornstar name. Zoomettes really will destroy their careers before they even start.
>>154374777How the fuck is Woltemade not starting in this team man
> white
>>154374862Eddie is actively trying to lose his job and any prospect of ever managing a football team ever again
>>154374862because>Eddie Meme
>>154374867Burn looks like he feels like he was burned
>>154374862Because he's rubbish?
ABUNGA!?
>+7Uh oh Arsesissies
>Gabriel pushes Wissa into Saliba>Saliba falls>foul for Arsenal?
Michael Arteta
Its kind of wild how Newcastle have spent 130 mil on strikers but they barely look like they will ever score
grimm
>>154374862he is gay and it's making a lot of the african players uncomfortable
>>154374931What Artetaball does to fans, bring back Wenger
I come from the city semi final thread. death to the gooners
mmm yummy thighs
Here comes the inevitable Arsenal bottleOh, it's comingIt's coming any second nowYou just know they're gonna fuck it up, it's gonna be in an embarrassing, stupid, completely preventable manner too80 minutes of time-wasting to hold a 1-0 lead, could've been more about putting three up or even four.But here it cooooomes
fucking choke already
>>154374931look like they're at the tennis
the FUCKING STATE of gyokeresnow you know the choke is gonna be sweeter
>Messing up a 4v1Fucking kek
cheeky choke incoming
>Gyokeres on the ball>The back of the net has never been safer
Groceries cant even pass
What was the last Arsenal match that wasn't torturous to watch?
THE GOCK
>>154374997>>154374967Sorry lads, the best team in the world will be winning once again
Al-Teta wins again
>all these dejected fansKek
>>154375012
>>154374966How?? No way Newcastle score, that Wissa chance was their best shot and they blew it.
>>154374931You would think we were losing with how the fans look
Hurry up and choke Arsenal, I'm sleepy.
>21 men in the box
>>154375001FA cup final vs city when arterrorist had Emery + Wenger squad
>>154375011newcastle that good eh?
ARSEANAL
>>154375008Gock has been getting exposed lately
Here it comes. I bet Pope scores
PENALTY
Gooooooal
There isnt a more cancerous fanbase in foorball than newcastle. Get fucked. You just know this loss is the worst of their season, along with the loss in the reverse fixture.
Son of a cunting fuck.
Wow, what a game.
Great day for rapist loving north london managers
>>154375036Don't you look a twat now mate?
The worst game of football I’ve ever watched.
Well fair play to Arseanal fags, if you do manage to win the league it will be egg on my face because of how much of my life I've wasted "hatewatching" some serious dogshit >>154375032kek
5 losses in a row for the toon
>>154375079im leaving the thread now
""""Premier""""" League
Rubbish weekend so far
Arsenal are so fucking shit
LFG. Big win
GRIM GRIM GRIM
Bro Arsenal drag pretty much all the teams into the gulag by forcing this torturous gameplay
>>154375123Booba
>>154375123Fly Boobies
>sandcastle are just 2 points above LeedsLel
>>154375123Damn
>>154375123Size of those thangs
>>154375123I love women.