Previous /shamrock/ >>154356726
>>154375406heemjaks really arent gonna like this non gamethread
Feelings? Meant to be broken. Relationships? Meant to be built.
this is the thread
>>154375561many are saying this
Many are raving about Shamrock-Gracie on Bellator, myself included.
dana should try what RAF does and book stars from a different sport for the main event. An apex card with CM Punk vs Johnny Gargano for example
>>154375798we are getting closer each week to a card filled with power slap, ufc bjj and wwe
Many are quietly raving into that good night.
let me tell you how you feel. yeah they may be raving but are they ranting?
>>154375888its the only way to counter ONEs multidimensional programming
da elbowah maykeuh cut-n-datz berry bad imma gunna hab2 stuh-hop da fight
Pereira is going to one-shot Gane into the shadow realm
>>154376037gonna have to start doing 50-60 cards a year and wednesday night fights
this is how they couldve set up a cm punk vs ilia fight
>>154376038imagine she ming's immaculate and very polite weili
wmma taints the mind body and spirit. do any current champs mingle with the wmma? champions ignore the wmma
>>154376221pereira is a certified minge connoisseur
>>154376269and that is why Gane sparks his tire schlepping ass
>>154376295you make a valid point
>van gets hurt >van gets stripped >van gets shelved >van gets cut Damn Van, Damm.
Born hater. Woke up hating this card so what you gonna make me like it huh?
>>154376328find you a nigga that can do both
Aljamain Sterling vs. Youssef ZalalNorma Dumont vs. Joselyne EdwardsRafa Garcia vs. Alexander HernandezDavey Grant vs. Adrian Luna MartinettiMontel Jackson vs. Raoni BarcelosMarcus Buchecha vs. Ryan Spann
Fuck this gay thread
>>154376643this is gonna be the lowest picked card ever isnt it
>>154375406>>154376643PicksGOD has chosen. This is the thread.
>>154376745Ribas vs. Dern 2 with 31 is the current lowest
>>154376643SterlingHernandezGrantBarcelosSpann
when starts?
>>154376889figure it out retard
>>154376940Nah fuck that!
>>15437699215 minutes left
I just can't be bothered making picks on a card this shit, I think some of you will understand. I'll make picks after the fight starts but with no implications
i will also be making my picks after the fights
>cruzfuck sake
>>154376992Why has your drug addled mind fixated on this phrase to the point you need to post it 50 times per day?
>>154376269You guys are well acquainted with each other?
>>154377368Sup Sneed, still incredibly homosexual?
>>154377376a good mentor does not kiss and tell
IMMEDIATE PISS BREAK
>>154377395It's insane how many of Sneed's posts have imprinted on you.
I'm taking a break from pissing all day by watching this banger of a fight
Smoke and vape break
Gamethread is LIVE for this bbbbeast of a card>>154377398
>>154377427you should see a doctor habappi
50 days until Gane fights.
>>154375406Shamrock was unironically very important in the UFC becoming what it is today.First time I ever heard about UFC was when my friends at school told me Shamrock had left WWE to join "real fighting" lol.Those fights with Tito also helped make UFC/MMA mainstream.
Sie ist Deutsch ja?
>>154379080Shamrock 4 lyfe
this is me everytime i read heem posts
>this is me everytime i read heem posts
>>154381967why cant we have this nick in his 2nd ufc run? all he does in that run is beating the crap out of washed bj penn and getting dominated by condit, silva, gsp and lawler.
best possible outcome for someone who hates both fighters
sterling vs movsar for the belt and volk gets fired for being a reddit ass bitch
>Either vallejos or mean machine nextIts ovah for zalbeast
The night is not done yethttps://www.youtube.com/live/HROXGOW3yyohttps://www.youtube.com/live/HROXGOW3yyohttps://www.youtube.com/live/HROXGOW3yyo
>>154382383Matchups b
>>154383709Ban UFC. Team Armor
How does the card make you feel >betrayed
His jab made aljo's head snap backwards ́but still insisted on fighting like a straweight.
why was dana so excited about the shooting?
>>154383786Daner yearns for the sweet embrace of death
>7 year deal>7.7 billion dollarsLet’s say the UFC does 40 cards per year for the whole deal. 40 x 7 = 280 events >7.7 billion dollars divided by 280 eventsAssume all events are equal. >27,500,000 paid for each event for seven yearsFighting for the UFC is retarded.
>>154383836no one cares faggot
>>154383836each fighter could be making a million dollars a fight and dana gives them peanus?
>>154383846You do and here’s why: >dying sport
>>154383851Pay the fighters less I say. They are all shit retarded fighting twice a year for a 12/12 deal
10 less cards per year and build fights. PFL does it right
>the le sport is dying how>b-because it just is okay!
>be br’tish>’ccept ‘eryting as dah queens law ye>c’mply wit dah c’mp’ny >imma c’mp’ny man he thot to ‘imself>dats rite imma c’mp’ny maaaaan ufc is propped up by sk’llless fioghters m8 & faggot bongs
>someone really paid 25 million for the card>no no they really did >they signed a contract for 7.7 billion dude! >the sports thriving! >this funny money isn’t all fake bro! >the ufc is made on real money with real skill for real fans bro trust me!
da ufc isn’t ded is just retooling da roster b izzalll goood dis isn’t a prawlblem b dis sport iznt ded. Trusssss me doood dis sport is better spot den wuz when it absorbed rosters to prop it up trussssss me doooood all deez small promotions r thriving doooood
spergy's having a meltie
what’s his malfunction these days
Doood u didn’t see oktagon today with da next big talent?!?!? da ufc gonnna sign him b n izzz alll gonna b saved like when jiri sign frum Pride 3.0
>>154383996the dinner’s over, and I’m starting to leave, and the gunman grabs me by my shirt, and I said dude, get your fucking hands off me!
>be british >get culture raped for a lifetime >say the word melty as a grown man >barred from owning knives >barred from owning guns >expected to be stabbed by pakis >expected to show your tv license >expected to cheapen da queens language fur’tha
>>154383996cocaine and gambling have raised his dopamine threshold so high literal bullets need to be flying for him to experience any pleasure
>>154384035MMA?
>>154383996only women and ladies get down. real gangsta ass niggas catch the bad guy and beat him up
>check the weather in England >miserable as usual with another wake of pakis hopping off da ferry m8Good
IT'S UPhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aB21B1ZgBd0https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aB21B1ZgBd0https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aB21B1ZgBd0
Brits fight in an attempt to regain what they have lost along with the things they have given away. When I see a British fighter I don’t see a person, I see skin suit covering bones of a weak being who each day no matter how they twist it, have to show endless compliance. They don’t fight for glory or even a prize. They fight to comply. >Wake up? Fight to brush teeth>Spoken to? Fight to speak English >Stabbed? Fight to say thank youBrits are a raped group I feel no sympathy for. Death to you all on my 250th birthday
what apex cards do to a mf
Mutt gassed up
>>154384131I retract wanting less meta apex cards, I actually want more. Give me three a month and I just might bury England with my bare hands
Oh he's still going, joe
Fuck it I’m taking Morocco too. Give me four apex cards a month I want all the smoke
we got a badass over here!
Africa? You’re done. England? You’re done. China? You even getting started? You’re done. Who else has shit fighters? Mexico? You’re done. Canada? You’re done. Spain? It’s been over.
>>154384245Nah fuck that!
That’s right I’m the American Badass Kiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiidddddddddddd Rock
I see a right hand drive car and I slash the tires. Don’t get me in your neighborhood or I might jus poke ur tires witta letter opener m8 n have u pay me 4it
Open dis letter wit ur one good eye n m8be u will have sumtin good cumin 2ya oi?
getting awfully reddit in here
Norma subconsciously thought she was entitled to win the fight despite doing fuck all. Blackpill is real
>can’t handle the truth of being called a raped bitch 250 years ago before the White House card a group of Brit’s couldn’t handle the truth either. Tough pill to swallow. Your land is my land, my land is my land.
wmma
UFC White House legend Steve Garcia
So longWe wish you wellYou told us how you weren't afraid to dieWell, so longDon't cryOr feel too downNot all martyrs see divinityBut at least you triedStanding above the crowdHe had a voice that was strong and loudWe'll miss himWe'll miss himZalal the raped bitch we are going to miss him
zalaled myself awake
>>154384527raped yourself in your sleep?
heeminder poosef smelal is so bad he was once cut from the ufc
aljo had a 10-8 round
>>154384644a gentleman does not rape and tell
>>154384771You have a fighter now. Start acting like it.
You’re a fighter now, start acting like it Harry
imagine how good Aljo would be if he was Finnish
>>154375406https://x.com/ChampRDS/status/2048230069118570822?s=20
Semen imbibing general
>Get down mr president of the UFC!kek
AI users are subhuman.
>>154384856trying to display your patriotism for your grindr bio soldier?
>11 decisions>1 ko>1 sub (fixed fight that Dumas threw)Can we reasonably expect the Paramount deal to last the full 7 years?
I'm like Dana I think guns are awesome and I'm a badass
the people signing 10 figure broadcasting contracts arent cazzies that cant differentiate good and bad decision fighters
>>154384805it's been so long bappa epochs have passed
>>154384912not one of them pencil necks train ufc
>>154384842alkis manne sterlinen
>>154384970the kids are still dating the same individuals as the camel toe picture
>>154384970i just realized who his youngest kid reminds me of.
>>154384880Who is Sean Strickland.
>>154384936truebeit
You know ufc? I’ll do that to you if you aren’t careful
MMAguru is alive>>154384970Calum is fucking pathetic for daring that ugly chink
>>154385022he is in croatia with the shitforbrains team the dorks on reddit were saying
>>154385022Great to know that The Guru is doing well. He's the Premier Voice in MMA.
>premier voice in mma
apex cards are hurting the elderly. enough is enough
are you surprised pereira has good form or expected?
what is this the ultimate kissing championship?
>>154385123rippetoesque
>>154384970I honestly fucking hate Callum Pissbing. You’re born to a famous multi-millionaire, you have good genetics for height and this is what you choose to date. Fucking pathetic.
ground jontrol
>>154385235Zest levels off the charts.
>>154385231>famous>multimillionairehows the weather in clitheroe mikey
>>154385231maybe they love each other, have you ever considered that?the little freak becca is dating is much worse btw
>>154385261Compared to the average Joe, Mike Pissbing is certainly a very wealthy and famous person
>>154385265He could date a hot blonde for love and not a mid chink that will destroy your genetics if you wife and child her
>>154385265At least she appears to be dating a white man
Callum Bisping is a smash player, he's doing pretty well considering
>>154385295he's shorter than her lmao
talmbout salt of the earth b
>>154385303At least they’re white and will make white children
Callum looks like a goober, he's lucky get any pussy
>>154385267i missed this>good geneticsoh do one you one eyed lunk
>>154385359callum unironically looks finnish
>>154385265just to correct you becca is the aoife and ellie is herb dean's bulgarian tryst
>>154385368i am on big cal's side just making fun of mikey taking out rebecca not giving him sunday minge by rage spamming on heem over callum's dimepiece
>>154385368His girl looks Finnish too.
>>154385285>genetics>some sort of belarussian polish slav german monstrosity born in turkey essentially he is michael bisping's son rebecca can only do so much
mikail "the kofta" başmelek
bosphorus baby boy bisping buddeh
cant believe this is how you two imbeciles spend your sunday mornings
michael "who are ya who are ya" bispingcallum "stable multi year relationship seems happy" bisping
Sunday “Boring” Morning-Bisping
>>154385455i am ignoring messages from 3d non heemsters to be here b
Callum “I date the bottom of the barrel chinks that even chink men wouldn’t date because I have no personality” Bisping
George Rushes into thingSt-Pierre
callum buddy nobody knows who yare
The Truth is? 420 blaze it
Oh nononoon
>>154385472michael this is bad for your karma please think if not of callum then of your own reincarnation chatri only knows what you'll come back as next given the way this turned out
Callum Bisping smashes tight yellow pussy and you're mad about it
Tiramisu Sunday
>>154385510I’m mad he would have such low standards yes. You’re supposed to hit the chink pill in your 40’s or 50’s once you’ve exhausted all options.
>>154385467psst bappa i think pvz is checking you out
>>154385534what race is your gf
Stergodchadmengbrehs.....It wasNEVERINDOUBT
>>154384970Based Calum yellowfeverbrahHe knows that non-Asian w*men are inferior, treacherous and disgusting.
>>154384982This guy still has a youtube channel and it actually isn't bad. He visits places/attractions with his gay brother and documents it.
why won't she just do onlyfans already?
>>154385680What happened to your munter
>visits places/attractions with his gay brother and documents it.stand right there and tell more
>>154385662Orientalism is a disease to entrap white men and stop them from making white babies
>>154385680this woman is not attractive
>>154385705based. white men need to stop falling for the filters and bullshit they use and stop creating mentally ill hapas.
Bappa dont preach
>>154385745There are people that will still prefer the chink because their souls are crushed and feel resentment towards white women
>>154385754>resentment towards white womennah, it's resentment towards white people in general, they just don't realise their self loathing ways. It's why you should always take time out of your day to BTFO a pathetic /pol/cuck that claims he's a white supremacist yet conveniently hates all white women.
STERLING MAULED ZALAL?
>>154385515>lidl classic choice purchase big dawlg>>154385551she did a whole lot more than that iykwim
>>154385785Pretty convincing win though not perfect.
>>154385785to the surprise of no one
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Dana White calls shooting incident at White House correspondents’ dinner “fucking awesome”
Cut Zalal some slack he didn’t know how to prepare for the extra two rounds. Totally different game in the championship wudders b
Hasbulla calls shooting incident at White House correspondents’ dinner “fucking awesome”
>>154385745>>154385754>revved
GM3 still hasn't retired?
>>154385285why are there so many brown ones on heem? this is what no pussy does to a motherfucker, genes? he's a crosseyed mank btw.
>>154385859is that joe rogan in a wig
>>154385866bunny teeth? CUTE!
>>154385859would love to see this little freak trampled to death by circus elephants
You just know Tracy's grips like a retarded kid
>>154384059When Canadians say something It gets done
>>154376643ahahahaha this card fuckin sucked one of the worst since Viera vs Tate and the legend of the 4 decisons
>>154385897girls like her are usually disappointing heems erin blanchfield on the other hand will probably secretly watch the porn you do to learn what turns you on
yeah Aljo zutted Zalal I'm Arabic
wow garbage night gonna go shower and get the UFC stink off of me
>>154385897She’s ran through. She was probably loose 10 years ago.
I didn't watch any of this, I need a refreshing tito cantina margarita
When are we getting good fights though so we can stop talking about random bullshit
>>154385972wednesday mate 0630 your time
>>154385984inb4 everyone fails the hydration meme and the card gets raped
>>154385972The next three ufc cards then skip the three leading up to the White House card
how many zoots must a man bun throughbefore you call him a man
A ONE super heavyweight is coming in at 155-160. Unacceptable for a hw to come in last the limit when ONE tries to protect these warriors
the answer my frenn is pvz's buttholethe answer is pvz's butthole
they shouldn't have any cards from now until freedom 250 keep the people jonesing for a fix
>>154385231Like you could pull better lol.
talmbout promotion not promoting b that like bringin the cows home to roost before the milk spoils
>>154386036the GOAT returns?!
Jones will fight on the lawn. Seven fights? Nice off number. There’s a secret fight
JONESY!JONESY!JONESY!
>>154386051The Gayest of All Time himself. Jon Jones!
I didn't say that.
you do know what jonesing is right? cause I'm jonesing to heem ya
>>154386056you are a somali who didn't even watch us get done proud on friday ur opinion=wgaf
Jones has never been verified as the father of his kids. He is gay
Dana White is also gay. You ever see him with his wife
Practice what you preach bappa
>>154386124she seems a bit irritating to be fair
The ol ball n chain
Lil donda might get shot before the white house card as it is
the shite house card WILL be cancelled
>fell asleep>card was shit anywayi knew.
>>154386287Imagine the ratings if Trump’s 5th assassination attempt happens during the bout? Better numbers than any card Dana could put together.
UFC fighters after losing to Ilia Topuria>oliveira2 fight win streak>hollowaywon next fight>volkanovski2 fight win streak>emmettwon next fight>mitchellwon next fight>herbertwon next fight>hallwon next fight>jackson4 fight win streak>zalal3 fight losing streak, draw, cut from UFCBut Ilia only fights washed old bums right?
>>154386499>attempt
we are here sirshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fe-VeFD6tNw
>>154386499>if
UFC fighters after losing to Islam Makhachev>moicanolost next fight>poirierlost next fight>volkanovskilost next fight>oliveira1 win, 1 loss>greenlost next fight>hookerlost next fight>moiseslost next fight>doberlost next fight>ramos3 fight losing streak>tsarukyan5 fight win streak>johnsonlost next fight>tibau4 fight losing streak, lost next fight>lentz1 win, 1 loss>wade1 win, 1 loss>islam KO'd by martins>kuntzlost next fight
Was Norma robbed?
>>154386628if by robbed you mean had raunchy sex with me then yes
>>154386500>>154386604What are the inplications?
>>154386662talmbout Brazilian vaginas?
>13 time BJJ world champeasily heemed >Smiff Subs Spann in 3 minutes That's the power of Smiffjitsu
Remember when stars used to be active
heeminder the cowardly chama ducked the man they call smiff
Daner was scanning the room. Ready to tackle any would be assassin.
crazy that dee spent some 12 years fostering bastards for conor and never thought about just going down the lidl to see if they needed a cashier
>>154385680gawl DAWG b
Since nobody is talking about sturdling and belal i would assume the card was total ass and im glad i didn't watch a single fight
Where does Trump keep finding these hyped up prospect to fake assassination attempts?
>>154387014it's the usa b thimbaut it for a second>>154386979many are saying this
the /box/ thread turns two weeks of age tomorrow morning
A kayfabe thoughbeit
>>154387065my original reply still stands
>>154386952>ozempic tuivasa
heeminder that patsies are usually marks who don't know it's a work and work themselves up into a shoot brother hh unironically and also literally
>>154386604so youre saying that islam is so dominant he doesnt just beat his opponents, but he also destroys their will to compete? wow...
Tyson Fury is the greatest ever
Dude was probably getting hyped up by Kash Patel in the bonescord
>>154387101we don't mindrape and tell
>>154386604ignore my flag, but real MMA fans know that the first win against volk was a bit of a robbery and the 2nd win came from volk stepping up on short notice in a new weight class without being fully prepared.full camp and prepped volk beats the fuck out of islam. search deep in your heart, you know this is true.
or accept indians besides priti patel she can join and maybe m.i.a. if she looks MILFy
https://youtu.be/uT1YRNi3HlI
Dana White reacts to active shooterhttps://youtube.com/watch/ZsLBybCR96g
>>154387100Erroneous thread.
Prates is gonna starch jdm
>>154387129>secret service is highly trained but for a shooter it only takes one
I’ve spent over 10k on MMAGuru superchat messages
>>154387339we know tom
>>154387339bro that is grim, i hope to god that you're joking.
>>154387309agreed. I can't see any way Prates loses that fight. JDM has super slick boxing but Prates has a good chin and can eat it all, and all it takes for Prates is one good shot on the sweet spot and JDM goes outcold. I'm gonna say maybe round 2 or so that Prates starches him.
>>154387417Prates is deadly but can be a bit low output. JDM's chin is good too
Glad the morocuck lost
>>154387417I think JDM will win a decision by out striking him with volume. That being said I do partially want Prates to win.
>>154387388>>154387417Hey mate can you please stop impersonating me?
I hear gunshots, I'm grabbing a titty. Simple as.
>>154387614this is the 3rd /heem/ thread you have said this shit to me and it gets more confusing every time. what's your angle? can you please respond this time and help me understand why you're such a weird cunt?
Smith and Wesson? We got Smiff and Weston (Wilson)
just took a shower off to the dimepiece's
It’s a quote from Isaiah, let me just find my page..
>>154387529Jdm struggled with Kevin holland and prates is Kevin Holland with a brain and some bombs in his fists
dude get your FRICKEN hands off me
*touches you with toes*
Did ngannou have to kill more kids to get on this card netflix is doing?
>>154387439What’s the deal with Aussie cunts and ugly munters
We’ve got celebrities in box
>>154387835>have to
>>154387678>it's only happened to him three (3) timescazzie alert
>>154388089>tere:DD
>>154375406/sp/, a baddie from the dating app feeld wants me to get her pregnant and im trying not to but everything inside wants to. She is pretty cute and im 32 and single, no kids
>>154388252Sounds like a solid idea go for it
>>154387799JDM schooled Holland
>they still rate JDM
>>154387503لقد إنتهى
How many top 10 wins JDM has?
Jack Luigi Mario
UFC is dying
>>154388252IC code?
Jack is a real nigga for raping Mohamed
I'm not rooting for CP
>>154388791you're happy downloading it though
JDM vs CPContender Series Striker who can't Wrestle vs Contender Series Striker who can't WrestleItaly vs Brazil
>>154388791We're gonna see vintage CP inside the octagon when he knocks out JDM
Tom "The Quitter" Aspinall
>>154388684He'll beat Prates.
>>154388889Brutal takedown of the UK's number 1 fighter. OUCH!
prates of the caribbean
I've just rewatched the fight. They robbed my boy zalal of a clear split decision
>>154389241on the planet wahrani
>>154389241anti moroccan racism
It's getting sweaty in here, i'm removing my shirt.
Jack "Chris Hansen" Della Maddalena
someone is having a proper melty in /box/
Ok pal but still not going there
Spammy you traitorous cunt left me alone last night to deal with chud cobsons. I wouldn't have made it alive if I didn't turn the ilusive tactical retreat mode on
>>154389241that's your boy? yeesh
my boy Amirkhani just got another rape charge :sunglasses:
>>154389623you just can't flush the kurd
>>154389533it's a strange meltdown someone claiming to be a drunk aussie called mikael is planning to fly to oulu to look for a fight and is now posting his face and stuff possibly a sneed moment only time will tell
Why was Dana so pumped up about the shooting
>be in a bar>ask girl for his number>she gives it to me>we kiss>she tells me she has a boyfriend I hate women.
>>154389804That just means she only wanted to heem
>>154389121that isn't saying much
>hisHer.
