Fatty is commentating
DC glazes too much
dead sport
>DC+DC commentatingqinoa
>>154377453Hoyl shit.
dc is so fuxki g fa
>*feints from 10 feet away*>*circles*>*feints from 10 feet away*>*throws tentative leg kick*>*feints from 10 feet away*
not watching
>>154377484no one is bruder
>>154377484Yes you damn well are
How gay?
>>154377398>gamethreadheemjaks are gonna love this
>>154377495i truthfully am not
>>154377507-50 TKO coins deducted from your Meta Apex Pass
>>154377507YES you are. End of story.
>>154377498
Aljamain Sterling vs. Youssef ZalalNorma Dumont vs. Joselyne EdwardsRafa Garcia vs. Alexander HernandezDavey Grant vs. Adrian Luna MartinettiMontel Jackson vs. Raoni BarcelosMarcus Buchecha vs. Ryan Spann
>>154377478
>>154377540cormier is fucking FAT!
>>154377540Aljamain SterlingNorma DumontAlexander HernandezDavey Grant Montel JacksonRyan Spann
>open the stream>wmmafackin hell lad
I'm swooping in to save Finland. Anyone who stands in my way, HEH, GOOD LUCK!
cormier has no business being on tv or radio
>>154377540sterlingedwardshernandezgrantjacksonspann
>>154377557YOU EAT YOU TURKEY LEGSH AN DEER STEW, CORMIEYAY I SAY YOU ARE A FAT ASS
>>154377540aljamianedwardshernandezgrantjacksonbuchehcha
>>154377540Aljamain SterlingJoselyne EdwardsAlexander HernandezDavey GrantMontel Jackson Ryan Spann
>>154377540ZalalDumontHernandezGrantBarcelosSpann
women should get three 3 minute rounds
>>154377540SterlingDumontHernandezGrantJacksonBuchecha
>>154377540Zalal by decisionDumont by decisionHernandez by decisionGrant by sub Jackson by bonus winning heem Buchecha by sub
reminder that dc had shepherds pie for the first time in his fat life in 2026
>>154377618freakzilla would make dc cry
Alencar about to get robbed
>payday loan company called varoäcksdee
>>154377683kek even ive had that shit and im chinese
>>154377672Can't accept this one mate.
>>154377540Halal Zalal. Dumont. Hernandez. Martinetti. Montel. Buchecha.
>>154377731Leon you should be training, not shitposting
>>154377747i don't think leon uses punctuation or spelling
>28 minutes ago>38 repliesthere's been worse cards than this holy shit poofc is dying
>bugwoman avatar
mi cya tek dis bredren
>>154377453Whoa>>154377580Kek>>154377683Is it worth a try?>>154377794Sure
agp sport
>>154377776what a beautiful lady
>>154377838turn your monitor on hon ;)
god this sucks
>>154377540SterlingEdwardsGarcia Grant BarcelosSpann
>>154377890stop remembering your mother's first words to you
dc is ruining an already terrible experience
>>154377398Another shit card EZ skip
>>154377938Will you stop Crying already! Sort i OUT!
OHHHH HE'S HURT
>>154377961are you alright tobes
>>154377938Very true, Finald. I concur.
OOOOOHHHH ITS NOTHING
>>154377540Aljamain SterlingNorma DumontAlexander HernandezDavey GrantRaoni BarcelosRyan Spann
>>154377398Why isn't Sanko Here? With her marverlous Fake breasts?
sankos a fucking moron
THE BIG DOGROMAN REIGNS
>>154378057we had baht sanko giving astute muay thai commentary this week instead
schaubs commentary on gamebred was better than sankos last week
schaub is a goat commentator unironically
>>154378090You have to Speak English when you talk to Me silly man!
>>154378092As coincidence would have it, he also gives better blowjobs than Sanko. Food for thought.
>>154377540>Zalal>Dumont>Garcia>Grant>Barcelos>Buchecha
>>154378175who told you that?
If Sanko were here the Card would be better. What the Ufc needs is a Womans touch
>>154377909Lol>>154377955Wasn't bad>>154378179Ew
i just took a giant schaub
>>154378200Joe Rogan we hang out everyday
>>154378200I experienced it first hand.
dreadful condolences
just ripped a nasty Sanko my dog ran away yelping to the other room
you WILL bet on Apexslop
Just WHO is that oriental Princess that just appered on my screen? Hubba wubba!!
Francis Marshall has a wonk eye
>>154378251HE'S HURT
falling asleep
>>154378329*places the heem lemon in your mouth as a prank*
>>154378329literally just curled up
>1 in 4 heemsters experience ED
If you have any latin phrases tattooed on you I hope you die in the octagon in front of your children
>>154378272any luck vis an vis the fairer sex recently
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
>>154378329Sleep is the utmost of blessings.
>>154377540Aljamain Sterling Norma Dumont Alexander HernandezDavey Grant Montel Jackson Ryan Spann
>>154377540SterlingDumontHernandezGrantBarcelosSpann
cmon tony jr
dollar store Drew Dober
>>154377540ZalalDumontHernandezLunaJacksonSpann
If the guru ain't watching this crap then neither am i
>>154378547Guru is watching hell's flames right now dude. he's gone
>>154378565don't get people's hopes up
>>154377540SterlingDumontHernandezMartinettiBarcelosSpann
guru died no one cried
>>154378350It's more that their dick stops working for females... I tried to warn spammy. Spending all day not just fantasizing, but typing out novels of your favorite MMA athletes having gay sex will have unexpected consequences in the real world.. But spammy didn't want to listen. Now he's a 1 in 4 statistic.
Brennan Schaub
I need to see like a clean shot land and a finish or im gonna continue go play my ps2 dude honestly
>Big G got them seething agaonKEK he ain't gonna fuck you little b
fucking yawn
pun fighter nicknames is a death sentence. there will never be a champion with a pun nickname
>>154377540Youssef ZalalNorma DumontAlexander HernandezAdrian Luna MartinettiMontel JacksonRyan Spann
Durden has been released from the shadow realm
dicks out for durden
>>154378715Frank "Take a Look in the" Mir
Jafel will heem Tyler Durden
Durden masterclass
>>154377540aljoedwardshernandezgrantjacksonbuchechacant believe im watching this slop
>that was a hard 3 minute positional warpeak Apex slop
this is the worst card of all time entertainment wise
1-0 durden
>>154378839without the halo of last weeks card being fucking garbage nobody would be watching tonight
>ywn get a hand job in the meta apex arena while watching fights and get caughtwhy even live on
when Cody Durden fights I shut up and watch
Filho looks real amateur
Nut stomp is a great technique
kek
these fags are disrespecting the sanctity of the Mega Apex
>trying to check kicks off your back you actually deserve to get kicked in the dick for that
i aint fucking following them
>Ended the round 10 seconds earlyFight Night hitting new lows
They should just end this card 10 fights early and free us. Call it after this fight. Im good bro
>-650 jafel filho lmao dude is ass
I scored this fight 3-0 for the fans
>sterling vs whojesus christ MMA and combat sports in general is so dead these days
>>154378983I only bet 100 on durden:(
>>154378983Brazilian that looks like an Indian is definitely not the phenotype for MMA
i dont even want to watch this shit i just have nothing else to do
THIS SHIT IS POOP DANA
Bum city
>More WMMA
>wmmaJUST
>>154379063I am actually cleaning my oven the last three fights and I felt like I have missed nothing. The Apex sticking around after the covid scam was one of the first nails in this organization. And oh look....an upcoming WMMA match...yay!
someone put ufc out of its misery
Its straight up going to be another 3 round wmma boring shit fest next. Yoooo im lowkey close to turning this off
BANGER ALERT!!!
>>154379112im making broth for the week. pulled the bones out of the oven scraped the marrow and walked back in on filho throwing sloppy upkicks
I don't have to piss
Montague about to beat the fuck out of MBS
>>154379142Where do you buy the bones
Yeah as soon as I saw Montagues physical form and aura I expected a finish
>>154379180a local meat shop. are you stupid?
>dyke getting ragdolled by a white beastis the UFC back bros?
>>154378644It's over b... We've offed ourselves...
Montague-ass
Is Montague roided?
Who does that to #12 Bantamweight Bueno Silva?
Aw I thought she was an aussie. The fact that shes from New Zealand is a bit of a boner killer. Makes me think she hangs out with weirdos like Navajo and izzy
enjoying the feet and ass on this one
>good job by bueno silva not getting finished fucking foids lol
>>154377540ZalalDumontGarciaMartinetti.JacksonBuchecha
>>154379192
>>154379192erm, was that necessary?
>>154377540shan't
>>154378855Yooooo hahahahahahahahahah
>>154379244Mind your own business, playa
OHHHHHHHHHHH
>elbow bursitis
how does this dude still have a job? i actually can't believe he is fighting in like 20 minutes
IT'S TIGHT
What is more annoying than "Theyre all on steroids" spoken by Jones fantards? Yes, they are but most people keep it limited t avoid getting popped. Jones was so worried that he juiced heavily when facing DC. Heavily enough that he couldnt fly under the radar anymore. DC passed.
Which one is Kim Oora?
>>154379286*quietly observes from the cuck chair*
>>154378932yea you are little bitch sorry
>>154379322Shut up fag no one's even talking about that shit i don't care why dont you get the fuck outta here
I almost won that battle boys
>pillow fists
>>154379346Lmao
>>154379346Not making a sheedog account.
>>154379180>Bones mentioned
I don't know what kind of retardation I have, but I always want to call Cruz Carlos Condit
Montague is dumb and retarded.
>>154379322>Yes, they are but most people keep it limited t avoid getting poppedAnd are taking illegal but lesser PEDs than actual anabolic steroids like jones. When Jones said "how would steroids help me predict and land that head kick", that's literally a confirmed side effect: enhanced reaction times with fast twitch muscles. They shorten motor time between seeing and reacting to stimuli, so helping a baseball player hit the ball not just hitting the ball further, and seeing the opening for the headkick faster.
Montague is on steroids and could barely beat that fat little hue bitch.
Fun 'sport'
Wack ass fight card so far its all decisions
>>154379493uhh this means the main card will be all finishes yeah that's it
DUMAS BY TKO
This card is bellator tier. I'll go to sleep
>>154377540Aljamain SterlingNorma DumontAlexander HernandezAdrian Luna MartinettiRaoni BarcelosMarcus Buchecha
I put my last 140 on Filho and Monteque both by SubMe and my kids are actually fucked for the next 2 weeks
Sedweekwus
dumb ass lol
dumas really gets me thinking it, need him to get heemed
guaranteed finish here
HEEEEEEEEM TAPPY
do you think Dumas has a switch on his Glizzy?
NOOOO FUCK
Aw well. Ufc isn't working out at least he has his numerous degrees and promising career to fall back on
UFC IS BACK
hit em with the baby punch
ez win
>>154379493Some of us actually enjoy watching fights not just fluke 1st round kos. Apex decisions are for people who actually train mma and high iq sport understanders. You can tune in next week for your wwe superstar personality event.
Someone get Kash Patel on the phone right now
Drucus Du Mas
Jesus Saves
Jacked dariush vs Khalil roundshrub
Tony
roundtree if he never got fat
McCo hits fuckin hard
This dude and Khalil are in the same guild
>>154379783i used to love doing stuff like this to my ex in public lmao, she was so cute bros
what can ya say about yuslef zahal. kids a superstar
>>154379783That’s a man with a penis.
this vieira dude likes to climb on men
>>154379903I wish
>>154379903at this point, I wouldn't care that it'd make me gay
these are some slow ass middleweightd
doo never seen a middleweight fight before
>>154377540ZalalDumontHernandezGrantJacksonBuchecha
>>154379903
better run through the cageybetter run through the cageybetter run through the cageyWoah, don't look back to see
>>154376986guru is tall, dude is just autistic.
Shit fucking production this card
>cruzLame.
>>154377540AljoNormieHernandez (I thought this was cancelled)DaveyMontelSpann
aljameng
I want Charly to give me a handjob with her mouth
Charly eh?
spann sucks lol but watch him heem after i post this
>It's a Charly card
>>154380180>>154380183>>154380201Her belly button is very high
wtf I completely forgot Spann is a fatty now, my picks gonna get heemed
>>154380221Me too, shit
Ryan Ham "Super Spam" Spann
>>154380213That's okay I don't mind
>Superkwab
BANGING celtic walkout tune"the kiss" or "promontory" by trevor jones the south african..BANGING
Thread theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jUs-ITmi_u4
>>154380213There's nothing hotter than a older chick who cares about the way she looks.
What movie is this walk out song from? I cannot remember.
>>154380272last of the mohicans
DC is fighting?
>>154380260https://youtu.be/UYbSm44MzVY
>>154380294Yes, his suicidal urges
He's very very fat
>>154380276Thanks dude
Was that knee legal?
>>154380331to the body? yes
die you fucking brazil scum
Bucecha has some of the worst offensive wrestling I've ever seen.
It's unfortunate. Sedriques Dumas has all the tools to become champ but too many psychological hurdles inside his head. Many created by society and the prejudices of the world he lives in. No matter how much you don't want to admit it.
Why in the fuck did I pick buchecha
this muchacho dude sucks actually, Spann might have a chance
>>154380350I'm trying. Do you happen to know of a less painful way?
>>154380357This is what Mikey Mussy Mushy would look like if he actually tried to fight MMA in UFC
>>154380357He's my third favorite comic relief fighter.
>heavyweights
this is high level stuff
HEEEEEEEM
HYEEEEEEEEEEM
What a dumbass.
mikey and marcus mushybussy the brazilian bitches
KWABuchecha
>>154380197yep
bro went flying
>let me take 6 to 7 awful shots where I get sprawled on and gasp for air and then get HEEMED
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM BEASTLY
Bucecha is a world class grappler?
>HALLAUGUEAGH
I want a redo on the picks that’s some bulllllshit
That dude is some kind of BJJ champion? Lmfaooooo! BJJ is a fucking joke.
>>154380454
>>154380483KWAB
Charly's lips helping me cutting weight
Charly interviewing to Power Slappers in a condescending tone
>>154380454heemed
>>154380272departed
Have hues won a single fight tonight?
>brazilians
>>154380454tied the lowest pick record, shame on all slopwatchers that partook
what do you think Alexander Hernandez' ceiling is? He's on a decent run
Took a nap and still haven’t watched. Picks are fucked. I might turn it on I really might this is getting tough not watching the card of the year
oh zamn!
>>154380683When I lost to Cowboy, I gave up on boying him
1-1?
>>154380833So it would seem.
There's fights on?
>>154380708You lost to Cowboy?! Hernandez humbled himself since then and he's now on a solid run.
How are you guys holding up
>be Pootel Jackson>Life and death with a.t-rex armed boomer hue that you nearly HEEMED in the first round
Major L for dark-skinned niggas
shit fucing fight
>saved by the bell every round>win 30-27
how in the absolute fuck does this old ass nigga keep winning fights?
2-1 HUE2-1 HUE2-1 HUE>>154380953Nigga Barcelos won 2 and 3.
>>154380942barcelos is one gene away from being homo erectus desu
robbery incoming
>>154380964You and I think so but does Sal D'amato?
Davey grant, me boy
You retard niggas don't understand effective grappling.
>Montel has 0 damage>Barcelos has 100 damageSimple as
>>154380977kek
>>154380977Apparently not. He should literally be fucking fired lmfao>>154380990see>>154380980
how many more fights left of this bullshit
Was that a robbari or not?I don't know/care enough
>a retard scored it to montel jacksonHoly shit, fire this retard.
If you don't understand the scoring criteria literally play the UFC 5 game and you'll get it. If someone lands 2 jabs on you but you have his back for 4 and a half minutes he technically out damaged you but you're gonna win the round
>>154381017No. Learn the criteria, dipshit.
>>154381033
this bong finna get ZLEEMED
>>154381033Dutch nigga could've won if he didn't pick dumeng
fuck, I just picked randomlydidn't know that bong was shit and going to get heemed by an almost undefeated nigga
>>154381109I think the wog might be a fraud with a padded record.
>>154381109Dude has zero fights in the UFC and his contender series fight went to a decision.
they just tried to heem donny at the correspondents dinner
Davey Grant is 40?!?!
CAM ON DAVEY GRANT DO IT FOR THE GEEZERS LAD
>>154381170Zion Don with the false flag again. How can he keep doing it
>>154381170Hope the communists enjoy their final days.
ive never met a dave that goes by davie that isnt an actual crackhead
old bros have no fear
>>154381195Hail Israel, brother
>>154381232I'd rather give my tax dollars to israel that your welfare desu
Grant's torso looks like a grandfather's who wears suspenders with no undershirt
poofc has no new draws
The russian he fought in dcs was very good but gassed in like the 2nd round if I recall. Shame
Who is rocking that chain
>>154381249All the elite athletes go to Powerslap I fear
>>154381249>*enters the thread*
>outworked 3-1 by a gray bush
>>154381267Pic related
ok that marty jannetty guy sucks
>>154381249Topuria, but he barely fights once a year. I think Hcimaev has potential, but he also only fights once a year, lol. I think Alex is the most popular one they have right now, but he only has a couple of fights left and he can't wrestle, lol. Islam is the most balanced between popularity and title fights, I suppose. None of them are stars. UFC doesn't have stars anymore.
i like when dustin pporiaer kicks printer :)
>>154381289Nigga no shit he couldn't finish a cantender series bum.
Martinetti's leg is fucked
Davey Grant drinks milk before bed
> he trains at 7000sq ft altitude
>Davey Grant is a more accomplished athlete than anyone in this thread
>>154381388but I'm not 40
i've heemed davey grant
Heeminder Contender Series is yet to produce even one single elite fighter and it exists for the sole purpose of flooding the roster with bums on 12/12 contracts.
>>154381289>Michael Morales the Michaels >Martinetti the Jannetty What about Cheeto?
>>154381420suga seanjamahawl hill
Imagine Grant blows his own knee out in the final seconds
>>154381398Burgos could have been potential champ if he trained at a real gym and not with his cousins
>>154381398What happened to Borgers? He robbed Charles Jourdain that one time
>>154381442?????
>>154381308brazzas killed ufc KWABi see tko selling ufc in a couple years
Davey Grant is 40.
BRITISH FUCKING EXCELLENCE
Les' fookin go m8!
"fraud check" tends to be overused but that's what happened here
>>154381480yeah the ufc is OVER
The bookies knew he was a fraud. Grant was the favorite.
>29-28uhhh
>actually surprisedwut
>retardo thought he wonkek
>>154381530The fix was in.
love daveygood lad
i wish i waited all day to tune in for aljo. im fucking annoyed by how shitty this card was i want to turn it off early now
garth bisping's chink gf is cute
I'd enjoy having sex with Rebecca Bisping.
Just how good is Air Jourdain
>>154381513ufc fight nights aren't selling out anymore all the exciting fighters that drew are retiring
Card started slow but its getting better
not a bad fight but not a good fight
>>154381552as someone just now tuning in, this is what I like to hear
>Davey Grant has a win over Cheeto Vera
im so gay for furry guys
>>154381613This card is perfect for chito. He shoulda been on this shit!!
>>154381640based sneed
>>154381568nooo
Is Alex Hernandez PFP most nicknames in the UFC?
it all returns to nothing, it just comes tumbling down tumbling down tumbling downnn....
Imagine being born white and named Alexander but youre stuck with fucking Rodriguez youre whole life. Its not even some cool Italian name its just basic Mexican
the battle for mexico
>>154381686For real, wasn't he "The Great," then "The Great White," then "The Great White Gorilla," then something else?
this guy's from mexicali i been there ese
NOOOOOOO THAT WAS ILLEGAL YOU CANT HECKING DO THAT IT'S TOO DANGEROUS AAAAAAAAAAAA I'M GOING INSANE
garcia is BREATHING
will aljamain live tweet during a card he's headlining? still time so stay tuned.
>>154381695>Before the Israel buyout
hernandez bros the title run :(
>>154381786
>>154381905pedo
I NEED YOU TO BE FUCKIN MEAN MAN
I would heem both of these shit manlets.
>>154380683
>>154381933how are those grooming gangs doin
>>154382023they're rape gangs not specifically grooming
>>154382006mfw when the pawg milf licks teggsis roadhouse butter off it xD
Hernandez is washed upice this fool
CUT BOTH THESE BUMS
>>154382006>mfw I'm not using Toyo Tires, official tires of the UFC
I didn't pay attention to the fight but I feel like I'm going to win the picks again
>>154382029i hope the UK rounds up every pakistani and turns them into pig feed
This woman moaning in this Amazon commercial got me super fuckin bricked B
>picks heemed by Rafa Garciathis would never have happened if Dana made real cards
BIBA MEHICO
brap on brap violins up next, talmbout peaches
should hernandez retirewhy doesn't he
>perfect american accent>"yeah I'm mexican bro"
PISS BREAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAK
>>154382121backing out of that too
talmbout
>>154382114BUNDA
>>154382141I already won.
TAIRA-SAN GANBARE MASU
>>154382143
>>154382141this >>154382156we're retarded anyways
Norma "Norma Dumont" Dumont
Did norma get implants?
Just got here. We're supporting /ournig/ Sterling over the nafri freak, right?
>>154382220Kill yourself
>>154382196the flushed onlyfans arc would be insane
>>154382222
>>154382220No way Zalal probably goes crazy with the chopped cheese
>>154382229onlyfans.com/normadumontufc
Respect the WMMA athletes please
Women with fake breasts cannot be champions.
̀nah, fuck that!
>>154382272Miesha Tate
>>154382222muslim
Norma wearing those baggy shorts is sacrilege and should be DQ'd
>>154382288No defences.
lusting after wmma fighters is gayer than lusting after trannies
>>154382300Not sure why that was your first thought I just think you should kill yourself
why is this retard offering her chinshe's gonna fuck up my picks
>>154382304women should be forced to fight in bikini
Norma's big booty bouncing on my benis
>>154382316no its not
ken shamrock wasn't wearing a slutty little choker. it was the lanyard for his press pass
Genderswap Leon got an ass on her desu. I wouldn't pull out of that fire! YEESH!
>>154382336
shits buns bros
Lmao women fighters are so pathetic. What the fuck is this?
>>154382350Yeah?
>>154382377how do I get a gf like this
>>154382324I just wanted you to know that it's not ok to be nafri or muslim
>>154382401Ask a girl like that out.
>dc has wmma fatigueyou love to see it!
>>154382255I just looked her up on bunkr and none of it is nudes, gay af.
>>154382404OK but you should still kill yourself
Uncs have been winning too often as of late, and it's cost me a few parlays.. I think Sterling gets it done.
>>154382401aint no other girl like Summer homie
smegma della nigga is getting racked
Great fuckin fight
This shit is worse than regional amateurs Lame ass card, all decisions, in a studio
Im not watching this shit. Doesnt look like ive missed much. Glad francis got a win hes been robbed a couple times.
Nu-british excellence
fucking dumb bitch is killing my picks
I’m expecting the aljo fight to be the biggest banger of the fucking decade
Yeah I'm thinking Aljo is gonna kill this bum
>>154382592
hahahahahaha
>one (1) gamethread for the entire cardwhat's the matter goyim, not enjoying this apex masterclass of an event?
Lmao
dumb bitch really thought she won
>1 game thread for entire cardgrim
USA last man standing. Picked Sterling
>>154382636fuck...well at least Zalal will win so no one will beat me.
Finna take a Zalal
any box tonigth?? fiending for scraps bros
the only agreeable outcome is a double career ending KO
Imagine my surprise as I tune into ufc after getting my family to bed on day 2 of a spontaneous vacation, and I get to see this fine display. What a pleasure.
>>154382718Life is made for moments like these
is that really zalal's voice? he sounds like a nasally bitch.
this shit needa end so i can heem my meng to bbws
>>154382620Only elite pure-sport mma watchers here now bappa. Please come back later. Apex chads ONLY
>this card
You have to admit thats a cool flag, makes me think of a nation from Gundam
if morocco doesn't post in the next 25 minutes i think we can conclude
lost my stream going to pack it in for the night you're all fags this sport sucks
poofc is DEAD
>*SNAP*This entire card is going in my cringe compilation
>>154382133beautiful woman
>gamethread 1OH NO NO NO NOmmasissies what's this?
No homo but Sterling is a majestic ass beautiful nigga
aljo was zalal before the yan knee incidentthis is zalal's aljo's yan title fight moment
LIIIIIIVE from the MEGAAAA GAYPEXXX
fugg did you guys see those big chocolate milkers?
>>154382861The Paramount era
Aljameng "Fudgepacker" Sterling
aljo lookin like jon jones
gonna turn this card on for the last fight. UFC Fight Night 247 will go down in history as one of the worst cards put together. the paramount era is now
>>154382925I heard somewhere that their families are actually from the same continent
>>154382957 it's the last fight dumbass retard
>>154382970no there arent
wait theres more ads on the canvas
Damn
>>154382978aljo is from jamaica idiotic retard
that was fucking sick
>>154382970I already had a paramount sub but i still stream this garbage
>dad walks in
>>154382981yes ive been monitoring the situation and after a moment of reflection decided to turn the final fight on to will one final decision. 20 more minutes to go
i get paramount from walmart+
>>154382987Soon it will look like this
>>154383001shitI forgot that black people spawned in a random island in central America totally independent of the blacks in Africa
Sterling won that round. Nafris shidding and crying
Aljo did that steven seagall move
Aljo completely gassed in 6 minutes. All that gay sex with Merab and he can't fucking fight more than a few minutes.
this is a reenactment of the incident with the men of al-zutt btw
Aljo was terrified to do this vs Yan
In many ways Aljo was the true samurai, not Jiri
there's something about kwablal i just don't like thank you aljo
>>154383143kek
this bitch ass bougnoule is awful
is this a show of levels or a keeping of the gate situation?
>>154383055he shit his pants?
15 more minutes of top control. Absolute masterclass on display
Zalal looking fucking helpless out there
Zalel getting skill diffed but I still think he's gonna win. Aljo wasn't moving his head or defending in the striking at all.
this Zalal nigga sucks
Faglal already cheating by sticking his disgusting brown toes in the cage
and the elbow bone is connected to the shoulder bone dumb niggathis guys fucked
Trump just got shot.
ooH ITS TIGHT, dat got tight reeeeeeeeeeeel fast *is out of choke during entire comment*
Zalal making tangie out dis doo
>>154383213not now, aljo is fighting
gay sex
brutal GnP from Zalal here
Absolute cracker uva fioght
we have body triangles at home ass niggafuck outta here bitch ass
OOOOHHHH HES BREATHING ON HIM, BREATHING ON HIM HEAVY!
sterling up 2.5-1 after 3
zalala looking to sleepyI hate fighters who don't show urgency
aljomeng is fading
how do you fuck up your and you're when youre speaking?
Zalala has better striking technique, but Alijo is more aggressive. Alijo looks pretty tired right now, though.
>>154383143first time hearing about this, wtf
>>154383323i say your for everything desu
BBCXPLOSION
what the fuck is DC babbling about
I told you, Zalal doesn't show any fucking energy. He's not fighting to win; his mind is too weak.
low key concussive blows
>>154383297
>>154383368He needs to be taken off tv. Only reason he isn’t is because he is black.
Zalal just wants Sterling to put him in a submission so he has an excuse to tap already
>>154369367
>one arm locked in >smashing face>nearly taps to strikes>move his hand >loosen one armed choke >stop punching Absolute masterclass on display at the meta apex
Just stop the fight, that guy doesn't want to fight anymore
this little bougnoule is getting raped
zutt status???
Love to see a Muslim get the hell beat out of em
zzzzzz
>>154383286yep. 3.5-1. even with a 10-8 here zalal looses
>>154383406it's not boring linking your shitty vague FAGGOT predictionkill yourself 110 iq dipshit
This fight needs another 500 posts, make the thread
Zalal giving off heartlet vibes in his corner
>AYYYY>ayyyyy>ayyyyYYYyyyyy>how bout dat fight huh>DANA WHITE >gib me dat title shot>im baccccckkkkkkkkk>MORE OF DIS TO COME >imma dah bes 145er in dis division in ufcBOOOOOOOOOOOO>ayyy ayyyy y’all not like dat
My name is Aljamain Sterling and I am the worst bantamweight champion ever
Aljo has pillow hands but if his opponent doesn't have power it doesn't matter. Zalal got skill diffed.
>>154383459>and you will seethe
wtf
why isnt zalal just doing this
I’ll confidently say I’ll beat the shit out of these pussies. I’ve seen no dog. Athletes acting like fighters is the worst.
just took a massive Youssef in the Zalal
A TECHNICAL MASTERPIECE. HES GOTTA KEEP FACIN HIM HES GOTTA KEEP FACIN HIM. DC acts like he is in the corner throwing out advice maybe swap seats with the Professor Din Thomas
Well at least now we know that Aljo is better than Calvin Kattar.
>watched the whole shit show of a cardTime to heem myself
he's going to call for a title shot off this btw
>people rated Zalaloof
'Ate grappling, meSimple as
I don't know if I've ever seen an entire card covered in a single game thread. Beyond grim.
>he didn’t fight a bad fight>sterling just fought a really good fight no this is a bad fight. Decisions should be counted as Draws. Don’t want a draw on your record? Finish the fight. 200 strikes thrown and no finish. I fucking hate the ufc
>discombobulate
>>154383572treats in bed?!
Ilia was saved by the bell against Zalal btw
i like when the uncs win
>tap tap tap tap tap >GOES FOR THE FINISHAyyyyy meta ayyyy metttaaa I tried yall I really did BUT DIS DOOOOOOD IS TUFFFFF I COULDNT FINISH DIS DOOOOOOOD HE SO TUFFFF HATz OFF TO HIM DIS DOOOD IS TUFFF. AYYYY DANA AYYYY DANA GIB ME DAt FIGHT
if fighters were real niggas they would block one of the ads with their body on purpose, to protest the no flag rule.
>Ryan Spann is gonna get a performance of the night just for being the only guy that actually finished on this shit card
WUTTA CLASSIC PERFORMANCE
1 WinnerUSA
what's the moroccan's zutt status?
>>154383620>if fighters were real niggasthey aren’t that’s why they didn’t do shit from the reebokginning
>>154383643okay this is epiccan someone please get me the new McDonald's Sonic happy meal toy to celebrate?
nafris have weak genes
>>154383668yeah here you go.*holds out a zeem sandwitch*
>>154383464>>154383610Post fight predicted
>Next in line for the title when he just lost to Movsar two fights before thisYeah fucking right
>>154383646
prates gonna smoke that della madalena pack next week
okay back to heem.orgwe need to do a postpartum on this>>154375402>>154375402>>154375402
