muscular niggle edish>havertz - thigh>eze - calf/achilles>shartinelli - hamstring
HELLO
>>154377655hello
>>154377582>havertz Don't care, don't wanna see that german donkey ever again>EzeNot that's fucking horrible
Christ sweden... whats with the depressing op....
>>154376283
The cutest weather presenter was happy with today.
stop complaining. 3 points are 3 points. every team right now is playing like dogshit. every team right now across europe is riddled with injuries especially hamstrings. no player wants to fuck himself up right now before the world cup, everybody is playing cautious. onto atletico the champions league final is within reach too
big let off deryou lot paid shit
>>154379197If we win the league I dont care about the champions league even if we get to the final. It'll be a bonus but the league is the main achievement for me.
>>154377565This is why they killed Gunnersaurus
>>154379197we've played like utter dogshitconstant fuck ups all over the pitch, no way we don't drop points if we keep playing like till the end of the season.
>>154377565awful team
Sometimes the performance is more important the result. We are genuinely digressing Gyokeres in the 90th loads of space try pass it across to Saka for a cheeky goal what happens it gets defended by a Newcastle defender.If that was February Arsenal that would have been an easy goal for Saka. Atletico Madrid next and I'm actually shitting myself cuz the game is in the Metropolitano
>>154379734Atletico are in poor form
>>154377745donkey got u an assist
>+3 points against sandcastle>thread is still gloomy
>>154381318preach.
>>154379734>We are genuinely digressing Gyokeres in the 90th loads of space try pass it across to Saka for a cheeky goal what happens it gets defended by a Newcastle defender.Put the Guinness down, pal.
>>154381703let the man funpost. hes been on edge in the last couple treads <3
>>154379654it was disjointed, far from a beautifully crafted japanese triple dovetail and more like a drunk mexican with a hammer and quintuple vision.gyokeres literally looks like he doesnt jump, but pushes the earf in the opposite direction
>>154381318Newcastle have been conceding goals for fun and are a couple of losses away from finding themselves in the relegation battle.They had a 19 year old midfielder playing right back, old man Dan Burn playing left back, and some random shitters up top.To put in that performance at home against that Newcastle team is incredibly grim.
Zero fucks given about the performances at this stage. Just get the wins. That's 100% all that matters now. Win the league and >we can break it down and rebuild next season.
>>154381318Could've easily have been dropped points if Newcastle weren't dogshit, that Wissa volley chance for example.
You know, I recall a few anons complaining about Eze's carefree nature a few threads back but now I'm pretty sure that's the reason why he's the only player that isn't afraid to actually shoot
fuck me that was trash, we legit are one the worst attacking teams on the league. idk what the fuck is happening to odegaard, he seems unable to progress with the ball, he always does a 360 and then passes the ball backwards its infuriating. The lack of control by Rice and Zubi are making the team nervous as fuck, you can see it clealy on Gyokeres awful pass on the counter, we create so little that even the easiest chance generates an extra pressure on everyone as they know they may not get another one.
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>>154384330Bit concerning how we went from "goals from all different areas of the pitch from any player" to "eze is our only goal scoring threat" in the matter of months
>>154384330How many of these goals has he scored now this season, just seems to not think and whacks it. Must give Arteta sleepless nights.
>>154378068She deleted that post, probably ashamed to support Arsenal and still wants to keep it on the downlow. Who could blame her.
>>154377718Hi Sweden ily
>>154379519How drunk were you during this post
>>154385985Imagine having beasts like eze and grok and not reshaping your whole set up to suit their best abilities.CriminalEternally Arteta out. He will never be Simone Get the fuck out of my club. I hate you
>>154384708>he always does a 360It's the way he does it that really bothers me but also makes me kek heartily. It's like a car doing a complete 360 but only by doing a ridiculous amounts of stopping and turning. Not like a car doing a doughnut. It's so dumb looking. And why he does it so awkwardly is so obvious as well if you look at his feet. He literally cannot use his other foot whatsoever. So he has to take like 20 touches with his dominant foot to do the 360. It's so dumb but so funny looking. At least 5 seconds wasted just doing that sick manoeuvre and of course in 5 seconds time the other team has already regrouped. Not that that would have made any difference to him, of course. So many times where he should have passed the ball earlier or just shot and he simply wouldn't until he got 3 more touches.
حسب @marca ..جوليان ألفاريز يُعاني من إصابة في الفخذ منعته من اللعب ضد أتلتيك بلباو، ويعمل بجد مع فريق التأهيل ليكون جاهزًا لمواجهة آرسنال.الأرجنتيني يخضع لمراقبة دقيقة والنادي متفائل "بحذر" لجاهزيته للمشاركة ضد آرسنال .
>All of Atlético Madrid’s last five conceded goals have come from set pieces.
>>154386578I read that as breasts
>>154386642We don’t score from set pieces anymore and we can’t even defend them so don’t worry about it
>>154386731The worst thing about irish posts is that you can seem very negative but in actual fact you’re absolutely correct and right in everything that you’ve said mostly
>>154386739Scored one yesterday
>Ricardo Calafiori, Eberechi Eze and Bukayo Saka are expected to all make the squad on Wednesday. Jurrien Timber is aiming for a Fulham return and Mikel Merino is on his way back to full fitness.
Arsenal women play the 1st leg of the CL semi against Lyon in 3 bings. Should be a banger because Lyon are a good team.
>>154386764As they say, it's not pessimism, it's realism.
If Arsenal had put 4 past Newcastle, all of a sudden City have to attack away to Everton to score goals, more chance of losing. The team just seem to do the barest of bare minimum at all times I just can’t see how it doesn’t fail.
>>154386977>4 pastI would have settled for just 2. Just to give me the illusion that >we can score more than one goal when it matters.
>despite the loss the team actually attacked with intent vs City and if it wasn’t for donkey boy being donkey boy would have actually scored a couple >immediately return to turgid shit football against an out of form and injury ridden Newcastle - at the Emirates make it make sense
>>154386811I believe.
>>154386578thats exactly what he does. he cant adapt. eze played on the lw, yet man scores a first-touch from outside, and we have a rice-zubi-ode pivot? ezes strength is obviously top of the box, hes a bad defender and so adjust the fuckin strategy to support that and let him play in that fuckin middle. NO! ode must twirl
>>154378068>the puma "fuck you for signing with adidas" kitDark times. The 4-2 NLD prevents me from fully memory holing that kit and that season and I hate it.>>154387225>make it make senseMy theory is that putting in 110% attacking effort against city and STILL losing helped convince the players that arteta siestaball is the best way to manage wins now, especially this time of the season when everyone's running on fumes.
>>154387555Part of the reason why everyone is running on fumes is because of this fucking atrocious style of football though. It puts so much mental and physical strain on the players. Physical strain is understandable but Arteta is frying the brains of every single player with his stupid insistence on defensing after a goal. That's why mistakes are so costly and why a draw feels like the end of the world. Even the attacking players are being fucked because of his stupid fucking football. It sucks so much.
>>154387555Also, I'd like to say that the players aren't convinced at all. You can see it whenever >we get a goal from outside a set piece. The players involved look like they're on auto pilot and just instinctually doing something. Like when Martinelli ignored Rice's pleas to pass it backwards against Sporting. Or when Eze just turned and shot against Leverkusen. It just sort of happens I feel like. Instead of it being something drilled into them. But they don't really have a choice but to listen to instructions because Arteta is a vindictive cunt if you're not one of his favourites and also because they're just players. They don't know much about managing or routines or exploitable weaknesses or whatever. So they're basically all hand cuffed. And that's the perfect way to describe >our football lately. Hand Cuffed FC.
All I know is that had it been the other way around and City were 9 points clear of us, they'd have wrapped up the title by now.
>>154388294It's been 22 years since Arsenal last won the league, and 6 years since even an FA Cup. City have Pep and have become serial winners thanks to that.
>>154388358True but it's more like Arteta is a massive massive loser, Pep fell off last season and the cone placer still couldn't win it.
>Chelsea have struck the woodwork 22 times across all competitions this season, with Crystal Palace (28), Newcastle (27) and Arsenal (24) the only Premier League sides to do so more often in 2025-26.
Fuck you martin odegaard,useless cunt>martin odetaard>martin shitgaard>martin fraudegaard>martin gibraltaard>shartin odefraaudYou don't create chances, you don't score goals, you don't intercept the ball, you don't dribble, you play a decent through ball once every 5 months and you HOG THE BALL like a retard with autism.Useless twat, should've sold him back to real shitdrid last summer for 70m, scam of the century would have been.
>>154389091tell us how you really feel
CAM ON ARSENAL (women)*clap clap**clap clap*
GOALLLLLLLLWhat an embarassing goal. Women's football is a joke.
The Havertz apologist will happily tell you about why gyok is shit and needs to be sold, but he will never tell you why we bought him in the first place.
>>154389469Why are you watching then you fucking retard
i think it's obvious sesko would've done better and there's a reason he was our first option.just sucks that his 3rd world management tried to squeeze as much out of arsenal as possible so they cooked the transfer
>>154389579What else is there to watch? Pipe down
>>154387555>>the puma "fuck you for signing with adidas" kitThe Puma kits were a dark time.
>>154389626Not that obvious. It seems Sesko is another injury-prone flop.
We're running a survey. Let us know what you think of Liverpool: >>154368983
>>154389520im a gyokcoper and he pissed me the fuck off bigly this game. i guess, im just tired of everyones shit and my copium ran out. i still have love for the donkey.
