previous >>154381592
2-1 edition
Let's go Flyers.
>>154381899Zegras is leagues better than McFraud in the ploffs
Gary is gonna FREAK if Crosbitch gets swept
Silovs, Silovs me not.
This one looks local.
>>154381899>>154381899>>154381899>>154381899
>>154381899
ALL CANADIANS ARE BAD AT HOCKEY
How many of you can't see the puck? Be honest.
poo poopee pee
>>154381950FACTUALLY VERIFIED BY TRUE AMERICAN PATRIOTS
>>154381954i can see the puck but i can't see the playerssome knowledge requires sacrifice
>>154381899That shirt is absolutely sick. Where do I buy it?
>>154381954You merely follow the puck. I look where the puck is going to be.
>>154381954I believe, and then, I can "see" the puck
should I watch marty supreme with a supreme pizza tonight?
>>154381954I can't see shit.- Stevie Wonder- refs
>>154381954i follow the puck with my ears. i have trained all of my senses to be independent of each other.
>>154381973lemonparty.org
sens would sweep both these teams
>>154381951based from me HH
>>154381985Kek, that's the only way to see it.
Shit teams
kek sorry swede brothese /mlb/ faggots really man handled you>>154381876
>>154381993How new do you think I am? Just insulting.Newfags: don't click that. It's the anarchist cookboom.
>he thinks he can "see" the future
Wild/Stars is a good series and I'm tired of pretending that it's not. Might even be the last 1st round series to be completed.
>>154382007Im too drunk for this shit
>>154381991dis nigga using echolocation n shieet
the flyers haven't been a real franchise since mike richards left
>>154382017Whoever wins will give avs a run for their money
Flyers can’t equalize but somehow dominate on the PK
>13>19
>>154382034classic flyers hockey!
who's the sunbelt team in this matchup?
>>154382030And whoever wins that is winning it all.This flyors game is pointless. You are FOOD for the Canes.
>>154382044Both
>>154381899>One time I sneezed at a very empty open practice while Rod was talking to the team, and he slowly turned around to glare at me. Scariest moment of my life.
>>154382044There are no sunbelt teams, only sunbelt watchers.
>drop the puck gary
I got a Canadiens/Avs final.
>>154382017nobody asked you to pretend you quippy little cocksucker
>>154382030makar and mackinnon are washed, pal.
>dropping the puck in the showers
>>154382088Landeskog and Nichushkin are carrying.
>>154382085same
>>154382103on purpose
>>154382085>>154382110Retards
>>154382113w-w-why w-would you do that?
>>154382085aw, that's cute.
Remember when Gary made the puck glow so Americans would be more interested in hockey?
>>154382103>refs make you leave the showers so someone else can do the face off
>>154382142Americans hated it that’s why it went away
>>154382137
>>154382044Penguins traded jaromir jagr for virtually nothing because they couldn't afford to pay him, that was pretty sunbelt
Remember when they had the away team play in white for black/white TV and 70 years later never got rid of it
>>154382138No, it's just good hockey.
>>154382142None of you remembers that because it happened when I was a little kid, and I can barely remember it >cause I'm old
>>154382142>>154382159I liked it. I was young and hadn't learned to see the puck.
oil status?
remeber hockey before the trapezoid?remember the clutch-and-grab era?
>>154382195https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VMBylNJQEbg
could you beat malkin in cs?
>>154382189Yeah it was for kids and non whites, completely unnecessary
remember when home team wore white
>>154382210KEKthese russians fuckersprobably - 8k hours
>>154382215Take me back, bros.
>>154382142I remember the Fox hockey robots.
>GUESS WHO'S SWEPT>SWEPT AGAIN>GUESS WHO'S SWEPT>SHITTY SENS
>>154382251he should bandwagon a new team for round 2 just to give them the kiss of death
>>154382215>Home team wears White>Away team has different Jersey every game.>Home team wears a color >Away team always WhiteSOULLESS
>scoreless draw
>>154382044the penguins are spiritually the Kansas City Penguinsand they get all of Gary's blessings like sunbelt teams
>>154382251>hur många släpper dom in ikväll?>Åtta, va?
>>154382215Yeah. Changing it really fucked with the Winnipeg white out. Makes it look like they're cheering against their own team.
>>154382251I CREATED A MONSTERCAUSE NOBODY WANTS TO WATCH OTTOWA PLAYTHEY WANT CANESIES I'M CHOPPED LIVER.
>>154382251>>154382301>this guy is NOT keeping it local
Just realize k didn’t have the local station on and tnt is like 20 behind
>>154382369Seconds
Gary doesn't want you to know this but you can get Xhekajs at Costco you can take them home I have 5 Xhekajs
>fly3rs
Missed the fight. What are we snacking on bros
>>154382387>imagine the smell
hand over the stanley cup
My penguins (:
TANGERRRRRRR
>>154382397>mini garloids and diarrhea looks good
>>154381899my local liiga team has a player called karvinen - garfields' finnish localisation name. i make sure to post a picture of garfield every time he scores.
>>154382397wtf
oh look the yinzers are gonna make it go 5 games
Reminder they canceled a concert for this
Why doesn't the NHL suspend players for diving afterwards?
>Letting Letang score on youAre the Flyers really that pathetic?
>>154382426how does he get out?
>>154382421>check please
>>154382397Poop and kidney stones, an indian delicacy.
you mad?
go philly
>>154382440he doesn't
doubt has sunk in for the flyers...
>>154382426how did he get back there? does he have to stand there before they move in all the eggs?
>>154382317Good eye.
My penguins ):
>Latvian goaltending
i care more about the steelers picks
>s2lovs
>>154382440he doesn'teggs get delivered everyday
>>154382397Pizza
the sweep begins now
>>154382433>>154382433Really? ok...
NOT SO FAST RUST BELT TEAM
my flysies :)
Let’s go
>>154382453theres a trap door on the floor
>>154382457Thanks, you're a good mentor
>>154382426Based eggking.
>>154382086Maybe I like to pretend sometimes. Maybe I don't require being asked. Rarely ever do, actually. Got a problem with that? Oh wait, nobody asked you to give me a (You) to begin with. You made that choice. See how your comment doesn't really mean anything to me? Yet I was willing to give you a (You) anyway. Gee, I wonder why. Maybe it's because I wanted to ...pretend... that you're ignorant. Or stupid. Probably both. Except, that's not me pretending because that unfortunately seems to be true....Any response that doesn't involve you deflecting the truth or projecting your headcanon? No? Didn't think so. Shut the fuck up.
>>154382487>ai generated yuengling
How was that not icing
>>154382447GOÜT FRAISFRISSE SMAAK>AIL & FINES HERBES>KNOFLOOK & FIJNE KRUIDEN
>>154382426he doesn't. another brown person kills and cooks that one at the end of his shift.
>>154382503kek
I would have been very upset if they wild lost in that first OT with the way they were playing
need some garytime tonight
>BATTLE OF PENNSYLVANIA
only took until 9 minutes left in the game for it to feel 'alive' thanks gary
>>154382447why is it in français? >>154382516>goût back to school bud, gotta get them accents right
>>154382513Fuck off
>>154382426>>154382440>>>/ck/ lore says he has to cook all the eggs.a sisyphoan task.
Imagine living in fucking Philadelphia and cheering for the Flyers...
Feel the puck, /hoc/
>>154382446irl letang gf is hot af
>LETS GO [HOME TEAM]
>>154382605>LET'S GO HOME, TEAM
>>154382605i look like that and say that
>>154382605idk some canadian fuckers cheer for florida teamssome people in mtl cheer for the ruinsclearly deranged specimens
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
>>154382575>rape capital of Europe has an opinion
chinakov is ass
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR PHILLY
>>154382397Going with the party cheese salad tonight
>>154382673What's that?
>>154382684PWHL puck
>>154382649>he think's I'd set a foot in Cuckholm
>>154382684The latest invention from Garypuck Technology Inc.
>>154382397your dad's ugly uncut cock
>>154382676fugg would ja/ck/ dump on /hoc/ but hasbs play tomorrow and dont want to get banned
>>154382690>womens hockey.I can't even...
>>154382690No, this is the Lady Puck>that last one was supposed to be a red puck, but it was... salmon?It's the Sockeye Puck
>>154382690>>154382698Thanks, I couldn't see the pic.
>>154382726what's it like being known as the most hated person ever born kwab go flames
>>154382742Three different people have tried to kill our president
Silver lining of this game is that Skinner will literally never recover.
>womens hockeyHow long until there's a fight and one of them starts pulling the other's hair? Has it happened already?
Yeah I'm thinking my pongs reverse sweep
>>154382726
>>154382751i don't think that's an unusual amount
>>154382758They should make out instead haha
where did the energy go
Pengs in 7
>>>i don't think
>>154382751i hate rapey a lotore than anyone else
>>154382751demo ranch closed his yt channel because of iti fuckin hate trump
>he thinks he needs to remind people that he's deranged
>>154382751*Three letter agencies have staged
>>154382751If you kill your enemies they win.
>>154382816Black bull huh?
>>154382816>bro just posted a picture proving he keeps a couple black bulls around his houseLol, cuck!
Philly is playing to eliminate the Pens in Shittsburgh
>fly4rs
>4lersPongs in 7 desu :3
More like Fagadelphia. City of brother love indeed.
AAAAACK
>>154382857now that's what i call fucking based
Let's see if the flys jump the pens like the pens did when they lost. Scum of the state
>born in shittadelphia
>ref is laying on crosbylmfao gg pens
My penguins didn’t get swept (:
yeah you mad
HAIR PULLING PUSSY AAAAAHAHHAHA
>Crosbitch wins>Instantly goes for a late hitHe needs to be concussed.
My ass is bruised and batteredI couldn't tell what it feltI was unrecognizable to myselfSaw my reflection in a windowAnd didn't know my own raceOh brother are you gonna leave me wastin' awayOn the streets of Philadelphia?
>>154382947literally woman behavior
He didn't even put up a fight
>>154382758>>154382947>>154382963How did he know?
>>154382958Reminds me of that one evening in -92.
>>154382942Its 3 to 1 you ridiculous philly faggot. He's acting like his dog died. Bros I hate sports goyim.
>>154383011It's not going to last long so savor it.
>>154383026>I hate sportssee you tomorrow loser
good night bros. see you tomorrow.
>>154383056jää
look at all those losers tied for 44th in the bracket kwab
More like Brady the cuck.
Can the duckies pull it off?
gritty did this
>>154383120no
>>154383034At least my penguins didn’t swept unlike the >sentards
>>154383142Canada not strong, grim
wait they actually got swept?
>>154383205Yeah the senators suck
>>154383095loling at this absolute pussy crying
>>154383274they were the 8th seed, dude thinking they'd win is living in fantasyland
Yeah, I'm thinking the reverse sweep is gonna happen. Flyers sucked too much.
I guess Gary only allows one elimination a day
>>154383274>does literally nothing>tears up and says "just heartbreaking"what did he mean by this?
>>154383274Carolina is the single team in the East they had zero shot of beating.Matched up with literally any other playoff team they would have actually had a chance.
>>154383334Hopefully Carolina does something with this easy first roundIf they just job in the conference finals again I'm gonna lose it
>>154383274KWAB
>>154383334damn they should've tried to be better than the 8 seed if true
>He doesn't keep it local
Huomenta but the opposite
>>154382942It’s too early to be depressed
>>154383551your mirror disagrees
>>154383274Time to join big bro in Sunrise
>>154383120If they can win tomorrow then they will just need to win one more time to win the series
Just got back from the Flyers game :(
>>154383790big if true
>>154383827
>>154383827Good job loser. You're the reason they lost. KYS
>>154383874I was at Game 3 too :) (We won)
past 'yoffs have women flashing, men fighting, and general shenanigans taking placethis year lacks SOVL
SSSSSSCCCCCCCCCAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRR
Game Two of Vees and Tips heading to OT!
i agree with you late night /hoc/ savants so carolina vs either dabres, hasbs, loltning for ecf>for meits delauriers jackeye
>>154383935I got the Lightning still winning the East.
>>154383827>>154383890I was at game 2 (we lost) ):
>>154383935doubt delauriers plays much
>>154383827Did you at least buy fentanyl to soothe the pain of the start of the reverse sweep?
>>154384066sheeeeit why so many swedes fight the """battle""" of penisvalnia?
>>154384087It's just the one autistic ex-mailman.
Sidney has more Lees in a ten year window than the flyers have in their entire existence
C O L EOLE
>>154384207hate you
is McDavid pissed yet?
>>154384178>>154384162
>>154384230good post
>>154384304fatass bitch is full of tatertots
>relying on american "stars"
>>154384229Yeah
Lmao kasperi kapanen is the oilers leading goal scorer.
>>154383906its only the first round anon
>>154384229Rumor has it he is getting locked in
not today
I was naughty and bought beers to get me through my afternoon gardening and housework so the chances of me being up at 0400 for the Big Game™ are pretty slim. :3cI have set my alarm though so I can get the broadcast playing and then go back to sleep and dream about the Bruins choking in the 3rd again.
>>154384559Subscribed
This bitch is on team oreo team cadbury and team cheerios
what's new bro's been in utah for my sister and her husband's graduation this place is gay. driving home tomorrow.
>>154384596don't forget to ring the bell anon or you'll miss all my pressing updates
by 2028 you're going to be seeing McDavid on the same line as Demidov and Zharovsky
>>154384628McDavid is too afraid to join another team because he knows the Oilers fans will stalk him and murder him.
>>154382211TV's were shit back then. So it wasn't as stupid as you guys are making it out to be.
There just isn’t enough left in McDavid to reach the conference final. He’s played a ton of hockey, and it adds up. Just look at Mackinnon. Even he ran out of steam earlier than expected despite having the best roster in the league, and arguably playing at a lower level.You’re seeing the same kind of wear with the Panthers, who went back to back and now have a roster full of injuries.
>>154384670Despite making back to back finals the team is still literally just McMeme and the Nazi
>>154384684reddit is down the hall and to the left
>>154384745woah woah WE love redditors in this genny
Isn't it kind of sus how no one uses the love calculator anymore
>>154384684>McMeme and the NaziMore McMeme and the trannies, Pink Tranny Club I'm gonna keep on dancing at the Pink Tranny Club!
>>154384808believe it or not it was evander kane that first played it in the locker room to boost morale. yeah i know. weird right.
oilers should have got silovs instead
kneel to the queen!
>Everyone's celebrating but [Jay Woodcroft] wants to see what's the body language. What's Connor and Leon looking like. What's their frustration level. Because he knows what they're capable of; and he knows this series is not over yet.
>>154384670It doesn't help that his coach is a retard that plays him 20+ minutes a nightLike what are we doing knob
>>154384879Gritty would be cool if he wasn’t a shit eating leftist
>>154384935nah woodcroft is just scoping out dat ass like he used to in the olden days
>>154384960
Why doesn't Canes buys out Kotkaniemi's contract instead of scratching him throughout the whole playoffs? They won't even let him play in the AHL I just checked the Chicago Wolves roster.
>>154384346he was too busy trying to be a tough guy instead of trying to win the game
>>154384599Is it true Cadbury doesn't even add real cacao in their chocolates anymore?
>>154385030he would have to go through waivers to go down to the AHL, and someone would probably take himthe Canes are determined to get something for him
>>154385083I've heard lots of hot, tepid, and cold takes on this and I'm not sure what the truth of truths is, but I know for sure that most Cadbree products in top-tier in Australia and aren't so delicioso in the US or UK. I would argue that Aussie Cadbury is up there with Lindt and them, at least to my fat and dumb palate
>>154385100God bless this Finnish weak mind greedy jew, apparently him accepting the offer sheet which triggered Habs to go on a rebuild. After Kotkaniemi bailing Molson was convinced no young players trusts the old management so he had to clean house.
>>154385034I would say that they should just trade him to Florida and be done with it since he would obviously want to play with his brother but there's nobody on the Panthers roster who would be a good return that doesn't have a no move clause. Maybe Bennett wants to return to his home province and would waive his
why aren't the knights and mammoth playing tomorrow? is it because it's a sunday in utah?
I STAND WITH THE PITTSBURGH PENGUINS
If you doubted Crosby you're a loser!
crosby is stupid and i don't respect him
Do you support the Pittsburgh Penguins?
What are the chances Penguins make it to the second round?
Silovs is the way
How about those Penguins?
YOU CROSSED THE FUCKING LINE GRITTY
slopdown? cancelled
>>154385939oh sorry tranny ya thinkin of hampage kwab
rampage is on hiatus
Why the FUCK did McRetard sign again in Edmongolia. Just go to the US and win a cup idiot.
which is more likelyshittsburg winning this series or a canadian team winning the cup?
>>154386234#1
>>154386207He had 1 year left tooHe could have been a free agent this summerHis 2 year extension kicks in and the team will be even more shit
>>154386234Even odds. More likely that the orange retard declares himself supreme chancellor and storms the senate with the national guard.
>>154386269which duck are you talking about?
>>154386288Actually talking about the oilers.
>>154386308ah I see, so you think McJeebus wont take the loss to the Ducks that well?
>>154386325>cockmike with the ilmaveivi in game 7 2OT
>>154386329nah he is going to use The Movehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wRe52nU4Y1Ihttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/4924ezfbi9c
Would be really nice to see my dabres take a 3-1 series lead this afternoon but something tells me Gary wants Boston to win a home game, sooo....tied series I guess?Also good morning /hoc/ :)Coffee time!
>>154382566Rule of thumb if you make AI slop pepes you deserve to have your balls castrated
>>154386532Gary doesn't meddle with the O6 anon everyone knows that. The Bruins will lose fair and square, sadly.
>>154386581
>>154386582hockey bot, are you allowed to beat off in the penalty box?
>>154386581everything that becomes popular gets ruined eventually by soulless mimicry
>>154386582>>154386596>>154386581
>>154386601most league experts will say no, of course not, but technically an obscure 1929 regulation specifically allows penalty box expressions of humanity, praise, or grief. this covers chirping, exhibitionism, and all other forms of self-gratification. trufax.
Incredible playoffs. The man has outdone himself again.
>>154386575Laughed a little too hard at this. Unexpectedly funny. I think I'm retarded.
>>154386575Reminiscent of Igor Chernyshov's messy hit recently. Poor bugger. :[
>sens
>>154386575average flames fan when they dont make the ploffs
Marner was supposed to get away from the toxicity of Toronto and emerge as a phoenix in Sin City. He was supposed to prove that the Maple Leafs were the problem and not him. If anything, it was the Leafs that brought him down all those years. The poor goaltending, the lack of support, and the senseless pressure on him to perform were all negative influences on the veteran star.Well, it took all of three games to prove that the Maple Leafs weren’t the problem. The Golden Knights find themselves down 2-1 in their series against Utah. The Mammoth are making the Knights look like they’re skating on molasses. The young, rising Mammoth have the wheels to compete with anyone.They can hang with the best of them. If only they had a great goaltender to steal games for them.Even so, the Mammoth have held Marner to just two assists in three games. That’s not what Vegas was hoping for when they signed Marner to that monster contract this offseason. If the regular season regression in goals and points wasn’t enough of an indication, the current playoff slump should prove that Marner just isn’t a playoff performer.
>>154386900
>sabies-broons 9pm puck drop that's based of gary
>>154387106Also on Subtv! Praise gary.
>>154387106its like 4 degrees outside what im i supposed to do until then?
> "Tonight on 'Hockey Rape in Canada', we've got a grand doubleheader of forced penetration for your viewing gratification. First, hasbs will submit painfully to a brutal blots gaping, then soilers will roll over for young quack benis and be pounded mercilessly. Insiders say Boushart in particular is looking forward to giving you fans what you want, gaped bussy. Remember, it's Our Game."
Reverse sweep starts today.
>>154386981Why would faggot-ass bitchmie start laughing and smiling at a replay of his face getting absolutely DESTROYED by a hockey stick? I mean, he was BLEEDING if you ask him. Should have been a double minor. Nice "captain" the asstards have. fuckin' faggots. No wonder their most famous fan is that mullet faggot that got his ass beat and dominated.
>>154387240maybe smack your balls around or something, that's usually my go-to
>>154387240i'm playing civ 4
*moos*
Thinking this is a must win game for the sens
>>154387337Based Gary making it best of 8.
woof
>>154387435$12 tickets? That place must be aids.
>>154387457it factors in that you have to travel to california in order to attend, so they give you a discount.
>>154387252cringed really hard at this
I don't think there's a single movie or TV show taking place in Denver
>>154387647actually the film philadelphia was based on denver, but they had to change the names and locations for anonymity.
>>154387647red dawn
>>154387647> "Things To Do in Denver When..."
Also "We're the Millers", had to look it up
>>154387727that chick beat the fuck out of her boifriend kek. sounds like something that would happen to mcdavid.
>>154387647bowling for columbinesouth park
Huomenta
>>154387747i wouldn't have said anything I would have listened to them and thats what no one ever did
>>154387751
what did Zegras do at the end?
>>154387643you might be the first person to read it and not skip passed it
>>154387908i was on the toilet dumping serious nicolas roy
celebrini being a drunktard at 19 is concering.
>>154387920He was a college boy previously. Of course he drank with friends
>>154387920out of* the bar, why do people talk like this now?
>>154387920Cope if Gary didn't whisk him away to the sunbelt he could drink legally
>>154387937because of the tiktok
>>154387902fingered his boyhole
>>154387920you can't drink at a bar until you're 21 in america?
>>154387967thats why we went to Vietnam
>>154387930It’s not right for a sophomore to be getting hammered in broad daylight
>>154387985what a lame keg stand
>>154387984i thought it was to spread mcdonalds
>>154388008secondary objective
Ice-flopStick-chopSkate-slopPuck-plop
just took a marner that was so long it coiled up
INTO THE FLOOD AGAINSAME OLD TRIP IT WAS BACK THENSO I MADE A BIG MISTAKETRY TO SEE IT ONCE MY WAY
sounds like a healthy mcdavid to me
>>154388048bet you were drinking last night
what's wrong with drinking
No Devils. No watch.Simple as.
>>154388078i dont drink but i ate a lot of vegetables yesterday
>>154388185this guy knows how to let loose on a Saturday
>>154388078no I had extra protein in there, if you catch my drift
>>154388165Nothing, most zoomers just have turned puritanist
>>154388204oh this nigga chuggin cum
Our habs burry the bolts tonight
flames make it next year
>>154388205zoomers refuse to drink or have sex but are addicted to porn and weed
>>154388259how many zoomers do you know?
superman that oh
>>154388287fortunately not many
>>154387252canacuck here, this is my favorite time of the year
gonna keep on postingat the/hoc/ retard club
I decided to see project hail mary since I was so sure that the pens would be lifeless and lose
>>154388642many are saying its their new favorite goose movie
>>154388651nah it was a b- movie. drive remains the best
feeling hungover bros :(
>>154388656drive is the roman reigns of film ahh yessir
TRIVIA TIMEname 11 d1 hockey teams in state of new yorkno cheating
>>154388757bud won university
>>154388757Raped bitch state
>>154388766>>154388805good posts
Lads we are so far 1/3 on eliminating the Canadian teams menace plaguing our fine league. Let's hope the boys can finish the job!
>>154388908>our home and native-ACK
Bud should've finished the job on April 17 2022
>>154388757Army West Point, Canisius, Clarkson, Colgate, Cornell, Long Island University,Niagara, RPI, RIT, St. Lawrence and Union >I take "The Penis MIghter" for $1000, Alex
>>154388941good post
>>154388926Syracuse University also hosts a Division I program, but it's exclusively a Women’s team > The Syracuse men’s team is ACHA
>>154388994raped retard
>>154388941really good post
>>154389014also a good post
>>154388922>true north>actually most live south of hellstinki
>>154388926RapedAPED
>>154389014this one? good post
>>154389049this one hits me with good post
Pretty chilly today bros, reminds me of a certain other Sunday
>>154389144its about 52 degrees and chilly hereit does really remind of Easter a few years back
stars bros we can't score 5v5
Are you guys keeping it Local today?
>>154389300I haven't even left my house today
I'm not really feeling the playoffs this year honestly.Shit's been really boring.
>snes
>>154389300Yeah the grocery store is close by
Lukas Reichel is playing today, the Sabres have no fucking chance
Our Sennies didn't win but they showed the world the power of friendship can drive a team into dem ploffs
bodied those sick freaks
gotta rewatch Bruce Almighty in honor of the sabies
>>154389474Based
>>154384178S L A WLAW
>>154386961Crosby is legit unpissed.
i am erect and ready for todays games desu
any .webm of Boldy's 3-2 goal?
>>154389595check xitter
>>154389473raped retard curse
Past a certain time, a Canes without a hockey game can be a bad thing.
>>154389595check redgifs
>>154389478great movie, especially the part when all the news teams fight in the street
might watch some Vietnam movies
>>154389595here (you) go. Goddamn vp9 takes forever to encode on my ancient PC.
>das Dorf des Mannheimes
>>154389757Thanks
>>154389693That sense is in anchor man. You got the wrong movie
>>154389726why?
>>154389815to think about vietnam
>>154389813I thought bruce almighty was a news movie
>>154389832post vietnamese women
if alex tuch was a transsexual his name would be alex tuck
>>154389844I won't
>>154389848I don't get it
>>154389726THIS IS THE ENDMY ONLY FRIEND, THE END
thx
I like Vietnam, I had sex in Vietnam
>>154389891how much?
cant stop thinking about pucks, bros
>>154389757godDAMN
>>154389898Free. I met some girls the old fashioned way on tinder
>>154389757shoutout to tyler bitchass myers who wanted to goon it up some more instead of playing defense. Kek. Based ekkie taking more illegal cross-checks for the team to help win the game.
>>154389921for real, being a white man on tinder in southeast asia is a cheat code I had a 20 year old in my hotel room an hour after landing in manila
Reminder that Carolina couldn't decisively win against the second wildcard Sens team and therefore are not serious contenders
>>154389933Do you think the stars will win, mr. robertson?
>>154389941Jason isn't Vietnamese dummy
>>154389957he's also not an olympic gold winnner kwab
>>154389957hes american, cant you tell?
KWABB'D this zesty ass rookie
>>154389971Gay Filipino told me he looks like a typical fuckboy
>>154389726tropic thunder [2008]
>>154389976and that kids, is why you don't grow your hockey hair out long enough for gloves to be able to take a good grip.
>>154389957Manila is in the Philippines retard
>>154389976look at the tough guy in the orange jersey and backwards hat yelling and pointing at rust. lel. probably the same type of faggot that screams at the refs at eagles games and thinks he wouldn't get bodied by any of these actual athletes. god damn i fucking hate filthydelphians.
will he ever come back?
>>154390017He's currently healthy, the Habs just don't want him
>>154390017I'm 99% sure some team will offer him a contract heavy on performance bonuses. With all his problems he's still quite a formidable PP weapon at least.
>>154390008cope any hard working blue collar philadelphian could knock out your favorite sissy athlete
My wrist hurts from jerking off on your mom's tits so much
>>154389987unbelievably based
I was told the st*rs would reverse sweep. What happened there?
>>154390047>hard working blue collar philadelphianshow me one (1)
>>154390017dios mio why do women have such hairy arms? every woman i ever met had more hair on their arms than me
>>154390068>What happened there?
>>154390088he's been playing like a 17 million dollar man and beyond
imagine having to fly to impoverished asian countries to talk to girls
>>154390068You misread penguins as stars
>>154390103Yes. He is on a super team-friendly contract for the next half decade. Incredible.
>>154390109I don't have to imagine it because ive done it
>>154390103He won us gold :)
>>154390122sad
>>154390109I can't wait to go to Japan
>>154390115Yeah his and Faber's contracts should give Minnesota some leeway to eventually overpay Hughes and Kaprizov
>>154390129I can't wait for you to never post again
>>154390125it's actually pretty awesome, sorry you can't afford it lil bro
>>154390137Yes. and you will sit and cry about it on /hoc/ as >your team does nothing. Again.
>>154390156i try to avoid leaving my driveway whenever possible
>>154390156I wish I had money to go on a fun 2 week international vacation
>>154390159>myteam is on its way to the Liiga finals I don't know why you're suddenly antagonaizing me.
>>154390188>stop being me to me!what being neutral for 75 years does to a country's "men"
let's go sabies let's go
>>154390188Ilves?
>>154390222Are you being retarded on purpose?
BLADE GANG
>>154390255KooKoo, but I hope we meet Ilves in the Final.
>>154390298My retarded lynxsies will make it! :)
>>154390298ilves is currently working on a fiaskokollaps unfortunately
>>154390262nah, you are.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kf5n0bZlsXI
>>154390332>>154390332
>>154390288More like cringe gang!
