NOW - Saints v EaglesTHEN - Lions v CrowsLATER - Giants v Kangaroos
you are all my friends, and I like spending time you guys
>>154383860Hear hear mate
>>154383860Yeahh, I gotta go
Can’t stop farting
>>154383860
>>154383860I'll drink to that
I don’t like Harley’s attitude
Should West Coast trade Harley to improve their culture? It's an interesting discussion.
>>154383902>>154383915bit in this, seems he really could be a problem in the rooms
how many players will iggs delist this year i wonder
that's the guy iggs want to give 5 years to btw
Harley Bust
day 2 without masturbating without even trying. I was a coomer until 2 days ago when I saw a pornstar's youtube channel and they were just so incredibly vapid and dumb that it killed my desire to masturbate
just woke uptime to drink
What happened to danderfield’s face? She looks like an alien
ryan has taken a lot of arse trauma this game
shall be at the gabba this arvo for hopefully the only good game of the round go loins
>>154383959Porn stars being dumb vapid whores is news to you?
>>154383967Forgot pic
gooning to melody marks jav
>>154383972enjoy mate, give my regards to dolly
clown show this
>Score review a minute laterWhat the utter FOOK
THAT'S OVER THE LINE WHAT
This is so fucking amateurish. And they got the wrong decision a minute later. What a clown show.
What on earth
that was ridiculous, holy shit
why did saints stop using windhager as a tagger
Jesus Christ. What a meme of a league. Absolute shit show.
I'm stupefied by how bad a decision that was.
That's one of the strangest things I have seen
I hope Iggs lose by 5 points so that horrible decision really gets put under the spotlight. They deserve to be ridiculed and embarrassed for that one.
Umps really needed Marshall in their multi hey
Nice kick Harley ya fuckwit
>tfw just got a terrible haircut
>tfw have no hair to cut
>>154384067i see the same hairdresser and ask for the same thing every time, mostly it's decent, last time it looked really good, time before that it was shit, i don't get it
>>154384040what about ross the loss hiring tdk for 1.7 mil and paying 2mil+ for a one hit wonder player
Eddie just said Ryan got jabbed in the arse
iggs spoon is back on the menu boys
I cut my own hairand people compliment it all the time not knowing
had 20 drinks last night, yet still feel good enough to go for a 50km bike ride I got them proper white people genes
>Josh Lindsay on the bench with no way to get his scoreFuck. At least he's making money for me.
>>154384122same
>>154384122what do you use to do it, i've thought about it for ages but never tried
Willem is definitely THE Duursma. Kid is seriously good. Who would've thought?
ACABADELAIDE CROWSAREBAD
>>154384146Hes my bench loophole emg. So I will get his score thank goodness
>>154384173Yaz for mine
>>154384204Nice. I had the E on Jaques whose score Lindsay has already passed in a half. Looking around my leagues looks like most people have Lindsay stuck on the bench if they have him so might not hurt too much.
Is Willem the first Durrsma that’s good at anything besides getting their tits out?
>>154384172depends how long and what I do. But if you have a clipper set and a decent pair of hairdressing scissors, and a mirror you can use to see the back you're set. a wahl and some decent scissors will only cost around 100 bucks.You have to break the seal of cutting your own hair. Because there's such a social taboo about it for some reason. I remember I was so terrified the first time I did it to even cut a tiny bit. Now I just cut it and do whatever with it like I'm trimming my facial hair
>>154384218I love her but because she's pretty not because she can footy. I don't think I've ever even see her play so Willem is no. 1 Duursma. She's number 2.
switched off. shan't watch the second half. shan't watch any other gamesFUCK the arc
>>154384248It was farcical but not going to have a bearing on the result because Iggs have been just plain bad.
big fan of yaz
>>154384231I traded Jacques out this week to get Archie Roberts in. Might have been premature with some cash to still be made from Jacques but my defence is mostly done now with Roberts in. And ill take roberts 140 over Jacques 69 and some limited cash gen every day
>>154384073Touche. I guess things could be worse. At least this crap will grow out.
>>154384247>>154384266More than one igg has seen her naked kek
>>154384238>a clipper set and a decent pair of hairdressing scissorsany recs for either? i almost bought some a year back but pussied out, might finally give it a shot
>>154384274Jaques to Roberts is a massive win. Roberts looking like a must own and even though Jaques still has more cash to gain Roberts price will go up more this week anyway so still coming out on top.
>>154384266I want to kiss her all overAnd over and againI want to kiss her all overBUM BUM BUM'Til the night closes in
>>154384274>>154384302My defence for reference
>>154384290depends how much you wanna spend. but I've only had basic cheap wahls and they're pretty good. https://www.jbhifi.com.au/products/wahl-classic-edition-clipperidk that much about scissors I just have basic manicare hairdressing scissors
>>154384315Phwoar. I went full ham on premium mids so defense looks abysmal. Might see if I can afford Roberts next week at the expense of a Milera (ADE) type guy
Another beautiful day in the sunshine state for a big Lions win
>>154384290anko hair clippers 15 bux kmartdont worry about the scissors just go short sides and do.what you want with the topRun the clippers up the side using of your head using #3 and pretend theres an invisible wall as the curve of the top of your head starts and run them straight up into the air, do this all around might need 2 mirrors one for the back.Use your #1 however far up.you want it, if you want to fade it just go roughly 3/4 of the way up but try to keep it wven the whole way aroundfinish with the #2 where the #1 ended all the way around, dont dig it in just run it at the same angle as the surface that'll fade the 1 into the 2 and 3 nicelyuse a razor to shave your neck hairs and shit
I really like the feeling of shitting. Not in a gay way like feeling pleasure from my anus opening, but more in the way that it feels like I’m cleansing myself by having bad stuff leave my body.
I've put stuff up my ass before and I liked it too much so I stopped because I was probably going to get addicted and blow my ass out it's a shame it does that
>>154384315Mogging the shit out of mine. Will be bringing in an upgrade after this week and Roberts high on the wishlist but still undecided. Might go for value
>>154384378thanks for the kegel inspo
I like fingering my bumhole but never done anything more than that
do youse ever suck it back up a bit if its going to get snapped so you can get one log
>>154384405Unironically yes
Did anyone else catch this yesterday? What could it mean?
>>154384358>>154384340cool cheers lads i'll look into em
This discussion is obscene, even by /alf/ standards.
>>154384411kek
>>154384411>e
HERE COME THE EAGLES
>>154384411>bankwest freemasonhmmm
>>154384411>>154384431bit in this
>>154384414good luck mate, anko hairclippers have got a warranty, just keep the receipt, use em for a year and swap em for a new pair when its nearly expired. You dont neee (((hairdressers)))
>>154384411Free him from what?
>>154384411
Why are they still wasting their time in west Sydney? Nobody wants them there, just move to Canberra already
bought some 3kg dumbbells but I think I may need slightly heavier ones. I’m yet to fell a soreness in my arms/shoulders/back the next day after doing a workout with the dumbbells, does this I may need heavier ones or that I’m perhaps not doing the exercise correctly?
>>154384463Get adjustable ones you can add weight to, that's not enough weight.
>>154384463woah calm down buddy don't want to get too big
>>154384457I want a Canberra team but I don’t want the giants to come here. If they can’t do well in Sydney then they’ll struggle here
>>1543844633kg seems a bit extreme don't you think?
>3kg dumbbellsmy 62 year old scrawny mother can do a 30 min cardio routine holding 2kg weights
What's the saints one mason wood?
Corey Durdin has been pretty good for port this year. Dunno why bloosers said he was so shit.
>>154384467I saw a box of adjustable dumbbells that was a total of 20kg (10 each) at Big W but it seemed like it would be too heavy to carry back to my car so I thought I’d start smaller. I may go back to buy them
Lads, Harley just posted
>>154384457because muh sydney marketeven after being a decent/good team for ages their crowds are garboi will fucking seethe if they make a standalone act team but keep gws
>>154384490You cant carry 20kgs?Yeah no wonder you need to do weights
>>154384490Yeah just put it in a trolley and you'll be fine, you can scan it at the self checkout without lifting it up
>>154384457AFL already has Canberra locked up without even having a team there so they'll continue to focus on the massive West Sydney market even though they seem to have made very little progress there 17 years later. Canberra probably a sensible spot for the 20th team though which will inevitably come. AFL will probably go for a 3rd QLD or WA team though.
>>154384490get them delivered and move one plate at a time from your doorstep
For years they took the best of usAnd claimed them for their ownBut now we've got them back againOur Eagles have come home
>>154384473We don't have the facilities (Stadium) and the government is dead broke after blowing all the money on the light rail which is going to take them 20 years to finish.
more like cooper shartman
check out this bad boy. (I use the sock as a grip because the bar is too thin for my hands
These smells like glowie
perth should have light rail down fitzgerald, beaufort and charles streets and around freo
Lions v Crows should be a good game in theory
>>154384529impressive
>>154384529lol is tat ur dilldo
i bet you fucking sexist chuds agree don't you?https://x.com/Tigerwhite1977/status/2047620566522490908
>brah you need to look a certain way (in a way that i personally prefer) to have any sense of self-worth!Gymtards are insecure vain faggots
>>154384549dont trust White people
>>154384520Surely the AFL and state government could split the cost for a modest upgrade to Manuka to get it 20,000 seats? In fact, I think the I remember something about the government having already set aside cash in one budget to get it near that in 2030 or something? Unless that got shelved because they're broke. Dunno what they'd do about training facilities though.
Enjoy work tomorrow viccucks lol
i take people bettering themselves as a personal attack
Lads, Cooper just posted
>>154384550for me being fit is more mental than image based it just feels good. If people are happy not being fit that's fine by me.
>>154384549It is woefully bad. If she thinks that's not 15 metres she must think my cock is like a foot long.
the etihad magpies
Playing "The Yuri Club" while my shoulders atrophy in the meantime
do viccers really not have a public holiday on monday LOL have fun with that
>>154384566Ill be working from home, so I will still be sleeping in and playing vidya all day
Pokies gf 2026
Tradies in Victoria have to be awake in 14 hours to get to the job site on time lmao
>>154384578Only NSW and WA have the holiday.
Annual mid-year leave vacation looms
I’m just so sad all the time
>>154384549>femoid cannot into spatial reasoningshocker
>>154384587and ACT
>>154384589Crisp carlton supporter
>>154384594Meh, NSW innit?
Miss Robbo’s drunken ramblings on 360 so much lads
Had Maccas for lunch and having leftovers for dinner but thinking I should have done it the other way around.
>>154384588>vacationfoy
The West Coast Eagles - where are they at?
>>154384617>atfoy
>They see your sherrin
>>154384529lgm
please rise if you can for le tooty anthem
>>154384617Docklands m8
Harley's attitude is problematic. He needs a run in the seconds.
We need a new anthem. Preferably not in english
I reckon we need to bring in the mercy rule for West Coast
I reckon we need to relegate West Coast. They're not up to it and an embarrassment to the league.
Loom odds for crom v bane?
Diversity is our strength
>>154384667Crows will win this one
using ai to scrape and document all 'indian only' rental ads and submit them to the proper authorities.
>>154384674This simply isn’t true
i reckon brisbane should sledge dawson about his brother to get him off his game
>>154384673Based politician/CEO
Had no idea Connor McKenna was still playing desu
>>154384686Shame "the proper authorities" are all useless cunts and won't do anything about it.
>>154384695Should figure out what they played at his memorial service and use them as goal songs for the crows
>>154384686>the proper authoritieswe're already on our way
Luke Pedo
>>154384705Most Australians now are useless, no matter their job. An unintended consequence of being a secular state is that most people are utterly self-absorbed and only care about hoarding resources and wealth instead of helping minimise the suffering of their fellow man. This is why Chtistians are still so over represented in the Health sector.
>>154384726>>154384705managed decline
This fuel shortage has done wonders for Charlie Cameron
no footy media for us this week iggyb
BALL
>>154384726get a job you commie fuck
lol
>Christians
https://www.news.com.au/sport/afl/jules-neale-swipes-brisbane-lions-over-video-of-her-crying-daughter/news-story/add97874578dcd8d7b6f5a32d703ff40Jules Neale has hit out at the Brisbane Lions after the football club shared footage of former partner Lachie Neale walking onto the MCG with daughter Piper.
>>154384732I have a job. I have been working full time at minimum wage for the past 5 years and I find my work spiritually fulfilling. Can you say the same?
>>154384734Are you a cam girl?
>>154384738Ah, the VFL freemasons making a spectacle out of family turmoil. I am SHOCKED. Well, not that shocked.
Jules would've been happier with me
>>154384755this but tess
The only place to watch every game of every round live is Fox Footy, available on Kayo Sports.
>>154384705if nobody does anything about i'll document that too and start a website/x account
>>154384755this but serena
Will Crashcroft
Doing the rankest stinkiest farts atm
>>154384775Godspeed m8
>>154384738hell hath no fury like a woman scorned
operation izzat destroyer
>>154384738>I’ve stopped getting sympathy for my husband fucking a better looking woman with big tits, I need to get myself back into the media somehow!!!!
COUNTRY ROoooooAAAAAAADS
Not looking good for the eagles
>absolute cattle singing while the play has moved onembarrassing
>>154384804Unironically basedFar more than sweet Caroline
>huge bag of medication with more on the desk including an asthma puffer>>3 600ml full sugar cokes, block of chocolate, three chocolate bars, two redbulls and two sandwhichesIs there something genuinely wrong with Dwayne Russell’s brain? Worthless fat cunt, hope his heart fails ASAP
D R U B B I N GRUBBING
The Sunday ticket DRUBBING
First team to a 100 point lead usually wins
Respect to the lions for not wearing a gay anzac jumper
the DRUBBING is in lads
Had to stop watching the little sister anime because there was a scene where the protag was getting his shelf of little sister figures (including the oreimo chick) scrutinised and I also have one of those (including the oreimo chick) and it was becoming uncanny
How did my porties lose to the iggs??Play that game again and port wins by 60 points.
>>154384829the bag is full of throat lozenges, highlighters and pens you blind cunt, the food is slop though they probably just raid the food stands for free
>>154384869>actually wrapping their arms around himthe memes are reality, reality is a meme
They should use Holy Grail as a promo song for the next few weeks for high IQ ironic bants
>>154384876Go neck yourself you fat fucking faggot
>>154384738What an absolute nothing article. I'm mad that someone got paid to write that slop and mad at myself for reading it.
Dwayne is based and i wont hear a bad word against himOH BABY
>>154384896keep seething about an irrelevant pre-diabetic boomer champ
Dwayne is cringe and i wont hear a good word about him
>>154384896unnecessarily hate filled postcool your jets
quite honestly have no respect for anyone who snacks mindlessly
>>154384914How am I seething dickhead? Trusting your brain if you’ve got one, you fucking retarded fuck
>>154384921>this post>"how am i seething dickhead?"self-awareness isn't your strong point, it seems
>arses
COUNTRY ROOAAAADs
>>154384921keep dancing for me pet
Gonna need a webm of Charlie doing the finger guns on the ground
>>154384896whats going on big guy
https://www.reddit.com/r/AFL/comments/nru3t6/david_king_reveals_an_incredible_stat/All time Kingy moment
Lachie Fealeing sore
Six schooners in and got my tickets. Bring on the meat raffle.
>Iggs
>>154384926You’re dancing for me you monkey, just like everyone in here does. Or have you forgotten who controls this general? Happy to give you a reminder as well as a massive right hand across your jaw mate
TEGGS :DDD
>>154384952>massive right handbased fat cunt
>no Ah Chee
wonder what WABA thinks of the 2026 iggs
>>154384956poofters and b____ c___s must be seething whenever they watch the crows
>>154384946navy club?
Guy at the pub is trying to get them to put nrl on the telly lol, they told him to fuck off
I recycle bottles as a job
>>154384963let's ask himWABA, what do you think of the 2026 iggs?
>>154384991And you're posting on a anime forum whilst in a pub
>>154384991this but the opposite happened to me at a Brisbane pub once
cj jiath routinely runs twice as long as that
>>154385004Based old Chinese lady going through the bins at Strathfield
>>154385011I’m only here to gamble, have to go do it in cash since I put myself on the online gambling ban
Spielberg films are the definition of 'style over substance'.
That's just grim
>>154385021*beeps*
I find it funny more than anything since he put himself on it
Looking forward to his new alien movie
>>154385011whats wrong with that? fuck you guys are fucking wankers sometimes. who gives a fuck. don't pretend you've never posted here while out somewhere you absolute fucking turd of a bloke.
HOOOOHAAAA
>>154385035Staffo loves spielberg, but he has plenty of tier taste in everything so of course he does
SWEEEEEEET CAROLINE WO OH OH
>>154385040I haven't been inside a pub since my mum took me as a kid to get get bolognese on special in about 2011
>>154385045Pleb tier*
I hear pop songI sing pop songNo exceptions
The Lions are on fire
>>154385014Why are they always old Chinese ladies?
>throat lozangesholy ocpe
>NOT 15 PLAY ON
i broke you
>>154385057crisp my mum
>they thought the lions weren’t still the team to beatlol
>>154384829Nothing wrong with being a peater
Good news for iggs supporters, Matt Owies with 4 goals in the WAFL
This is the most impact the suns have had all week
>>154385060They're compulsively resourceful because they grew up in actual communist China, if I had to guess. My uncle married one he met while working in North Korea as an EU diplomat (had to go across the border to receive his mail) and she's told me stories of what it was like. I've seen one who lives near me filling up watering cans in from potholes on the side of the road after it's been raining
>>154385075never in doubt la
Women should be making me a sandwich or sucking my cock, that’s all they’re good for
What'll it be /afl/?
>>154385114Chips and gravy
Footy has been a bit rough to watch compared to the good games last week
>>154385114>lamb shank with mashed potatoLol. That's what I'm having tonight (slow cooked in ale)
>>154384869should be mourning his hair, no 29yo should be going through that
>>154385114'Za
>>154385124Dw mate gants Norf will be a belter
Essendon essendon EssendonEssendon
>>154385134
>>154385148The Essendon drug cheaters
Do you think a female has every poster in /afl/?
girl’s bums
big girthy penises
Carlton are DIRE
why does small face large moon head balloon body kingy leave his shirts unbuttoned, does he fancy himself a sex symbol?
fuck girls boobs
>>154385181im a girl
>Every single game has been a blowout>wanting to add another team and dilute the talent pool even more
The lighting and crowd noise at the Canberra game is making it unwatchable
Canberra is a nice place
For whom the bell tolls
*switches to the nrl*
*switches it back straight away*
This crowd proves they should move the giants to Canberra, the afl is so unimaginative
kick racism out of bounds
TAAAAAKE ME HOOOOOME
petrol sniffer
>>154385233broadcast right broadcast rights über alles
Won the lamb roast lads
bit of a snoozer this one
HEEEEEEEYHEEEEEEY BAILEY
>>154385322You lucky duffer.
Not a single good game this round grim grim grim
>>154385322>eating meat
>>154385322Good stuff
the lions are on fire
>Just let the guy sit on the ground being tackled for 5 seconds before he handballs itUmps...
My loins are on fire
>>154385233>Every single Toyota Camry game has been a Drake's blowout>wanting to add another Caltex team and dilute the Lowes talent pool even moreIf that doesn't answer your question I don't know what will
>>154385345they have creams for that mate
>out this arvo>i missed the first DRUBBING of the seasoni expected richmond or iggs but not shit kilda delivering it kek>>154384833>>154384838>>154384858crisp
GWS suck lol
The norfies are on fire
kanga kanga kanga
apologise to clarko
>Shitfield
gws are shit i've been saying it for months
clayton oliver has lost touch with the modern game
>>154385382This but reality
GWS are shit? First I've heard of it.
the norf melbourne s
d raper
>>154385382and yet he's still one of gws better players
andrew dildo
>the package
Why do all of these abo names for towns start with Nga
>Port get a big upset win against Geelong>Adelaide get stomped by Brisbane>Showdown next weekYup, the revving will be good.
We are the SUNS of the Gold Coast sky,We are one in the red, gold and blue.We are the mighty Gold Coast SUNS,We play to win the flag for you.Fight! Fight! Fight!'Til we hold up the cup,Run, run, run all the way, hey!We are the SUNS of the Gold Coast sky,We're the team who never say die!
>>154385403They're just really big fans of Next Generation Academies
ynr adelaide were the next big thing
>>154385417they won the minor premiership last year, can you believe that?
>>154385417crisp 1999 poster
>>154384674
>>154385417Still am Pakistan
I was promised loomsinstead all I see are drubbings
first to a hundred usually wins
>>154385428based orson welles poster
>>154385423Then went out in straight sets without winning a single quarter of either of their finals.
>>154385428i always thought this was uncle phil from fesh prince of bel air
Crow have had 3 seasons in the last 20 years when they were clearly the best team and that blew it every time (blame Ben cousins, Dustin Martin and Isaac Quaynor)
UR A BIG PUSSI OLE
There are some very disappointed crom qts that will need a little cheering up tonight
There is a very black man playing for the giants
Canberran here, are all afl games this boring or are these just two shit teams?
Big call: Lachie Neale is a pretty good footballer.
>>154385462>>154385463
>>154385463deeply concerning
Big call: Nick Larkey is a pretty good footballer.
Big call: I'm a fat useless pothead.
>>154385469>>154385476Unique takes like this is why I keep coming back to /alf/
couple of my mates had a huge fight and it now looks like my main friend group might be breaking up. eh, probably time to grow up anyway.
>>154385479based dimma
>>154385485A fist fight or a gay fight over money, quarrelling wives or something similarly asinine?
>>154385322everything reminds me of him
Big call: Lachie Neale is an absolute dog of a bloke
>>154385322Based
>>154385501cheer up darce, he'll be back at wets soon enough
>>154385497fist fight and bottles and shit kek
Big call: Izak Rankine is a poor excuse for a human being
Big call: Jules Neale is an abusive attention seeking thot who'd be turning tricks without the WAG carousel.
>>154385516this but Lachie
>>154385509Never discuss if Asuka or Rei is the best girl whilst drinkingThat's the lesson
>>154385516many such cases
>>154385523Ritsuko obvs
>>154385516>>>/r9k/
>>154385523obviously asuka
Close game on the cards here lads
>>154385527Nice tits on the logThanks for sharing
>having friends>who drink alcohol
>>154385523misato desu
going for a world record consecutive posts without a (you)
>>154385530F U C K I N GT H I SHIS
>>154385549how's it going?
Toby Pink’s fat missus
CUNTTREE RHODES
>>154385556better now thankswas about to rope
>>154385433>first to a hundred usually winsbased female "discovering herself"
Switching over to the A-League. Perhaps MY United will disappoint me less
>>154385573which league? what?
>>154385579huh?
*switches over to the a-league and double their viewership*
>>154385573>NEWCASTLE WON THE LEAGUEour superiority knows no bounds sorry for capslock
Big call: Toby Greene is a pretty good footballer and an absolute legend of a bloke
>>154385588All good mate, congrats to >you
>check wogball table>only 12 poemsCute they're so smol
Wish I’d grown up in an era with suburban grounds and no interstate teams, game’s lost its soul
Rec me a rum
>>154385599The answer is relegation promotion but it can't happen
>>154385589No but Toby Pink
>>154385602bacardi white is all you need
>wear a faggy white anzac jumper>get belted bit in this
lads, the rising star of 2026 just posted
>>154385612crisp
SIX SEVEN
>>154385602bundy op is the goat
>>154385588
Rum makes me spew
>>154385644crisp my sisza only root
When it comes to alcoholic drinks, I only drink beer, wine, or cider.
>what are you going to do, pour petrol on me and set me on fire?>quote from man set on fire
How come sports leagues like the aleague or afl don't hire autists on 4chan? If I were in charge I'd have worldwide popularity
TOTALUMPIREDEATH
>Take out the umpire so you can dirty hit the opposition
>>154385657Because they they wouldn’t be able to give those cushy jobs to their mates and kids
>>154385664what am i looking at here
>>154385544It's so obvious desu.
Fucking weeb losers
>>154385658Is this the puppet show (Thunderbolt Fantasy?) everyone was talking about?
>>154385684Redditor faggot
*moves my feet and feels united*
It starts with adobe
looks like adelaide are going crow where with this list
>>154385673pea heart effort from a Lion to tackle
>>154385673An AFL game m8
>>154385686think it's just chinky wu jian cosplay stuff
what should australia ban next?
>>154385725Heresy
>>154385725Fucking weeb losers
>>154385725Indian migration
>>154385725Unironically, sex tourism by Australian citizens overseas
>>154385725Owning multiple houses
>>154385725africans, indians, chinese males and racism
>>154385713Isn't that a crow?
>>154385725The internet beyond business and academic purposes.
>>154385738Based. If Australian men want sex they can have it with Australian women.
>richmonds 2026 list
>>154385751Australian women are ran through and annoying and will ruin your life
>>154385739Corporations and non-citizens should be banned from owning houses. House ownership for individuals should be capped at 2. They'll never do that though because that solves the housing crisis overnight.
>>154385751wrong thread roast
>>154385758> solves the housing crisis overnight.lmao
>>154385377no
>>1543857254chan
>>154385725sex dolls
>>154385377When Adam Kingsley apologises to me.
>>154385725Cheating in video gamesEnforced by ASIO, if caught it's 10 years of forced labour
as a Brisbanite im honestly trying my hardest to like this sport but its hard
>>154385758>Corporations and non-citizens should be banned from owning housesAgree in principle, but how does this work for companies that have FIFO sections?>Regional town>Company need specialists (from the big cities) to travel out every week to offer services>Company buys a house for them to stay in and make it all simpleNow they'd need to deal with real estate agents and price gouging landlords?
>>154385751>If Australian men want sex they can *pay for CCP prozzies
>>154385781Same, I'd like to watch it because I like posting in alf but I find it too chaotic and can't get into it
>>154385758you're a retard
>>154385777Already banned under a certain size.You NEED to pay for at least 60kg of silicone otherwise you go directly to gaol as a child sex offender.
Isn't it beautiful
>>154385792Origin and Magic Round are around the corner m8 dw
>>154385802the humble half time loom
wrexham play at 9pm lads
>>154385725fiat currency
These 'make awkward awesome' ads are seriously fucking shit. They make me hate gay people desu.
>>154385725Burqas
MOM'S SPAGHETTI
>>154385820weird that i only see them in the breaks of the AFL and not the NRL
>>154385831They probably want someone to see them.
>>154385835they probably want someone with a trans kid* to see them.
lachie kwabsh
dollfuckar
Gerard Healy always sounds like he’s pushing out a shit
Crazy how Jake Stringer cheating on his wife and mother of his children with a literal school girl was memoryholed
He found solace in Allah and improved himself and his life. People make mistakes but they can grow and learn.
>>154385751If Australian women were charging reasonable prices and not $700 an hour for a tattoo'd hambeast with piercings because she thinks it makes her a "dominatrix" they wouldn't be getting UTTERLY RUINED by chinky indies and rub n tugs.
scumpires are reaming us norfies
Won't be paying rent this weekThought this was safe
>>154385934Make sure to send abusive messages to the player on instragram using your real name.The players won't learn otherwise
>>15438578290% of fifo work I've had just use on-site demountables/crap gyprock shite you can whack up in an afternoon or the local pubs/motels. If they want to house specialists they can build their own or let the market do it's thing.
the government should solve all my problems for me
>>154385949No, but Steven May
>>154385949crisp single mother farming NDISbux
Oh Darling!
>guy taking set shot>qt girl in the audience looking at his arseevery time
Rolls it! Goals it! That one way cream dripping off it! Oh baby
>>154385949crisp tradie / miner / farmer
Beautiful to have your company on this Sunday evening from wherever you’re posting from around the world
Poor display from the scumps
i have what many have told me is what can only be described as a 'very large and girthy penis'
My boss called AFL poofterball so I reported him to HR
Good game this desuShame about the scumps
>>154385991too bad your a women lmao
>>154385934
>>154386006yeah well i was gonna be to that part
le orange tsunamy
>>154385949I'd settle for them simply not creating nearly all of my problems for me.
>5AA stopped revving because they don't have a delay/dump button and someone's 'fucking' went throughkwab
>>154386027did teh govermet make you a fat loser kekkkk dont think so buddy boy!
PRAISE ALLAH
why does Canberra get so cold
>>154386050Gods name, in vain
>>154386047How did he manage to bypass the 7 firewalls to upload this footage of the secret aboriginal megacities?
the jews have settled on the ground! what does that mean1?!?!
damn i feel like a woman
>>154386067Temperature lowed by the collective ice running through the veins of the evil politicians living there.
imagine paying tax to this fucking country
>>154386078Would you settle for a man claiming he feels like a woman and you need to respect his decision and let him use the women's bathroom and/or molest your daughter?
>>154386078you are heckin beautiful and valid mick
>>154386086based mining magnate
We're in a loom margin
farc
first to 100 usually wins
Scumps cheating GWS over the line
Second to 100 almost never wins
lachie ash is so fucking bad
Jack almost just posted
OH BABY
just bought 4 grand in tools i don't need, keen as to get 500 dollars back in tax, literally free money
loom %?
>>15438614533%
sneaky good game this
Has Oliver had a touch today?
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
Kanga's have way more aura. They should win this
THE DEW HAS SETTLED
>>154386160fr bet
afl quickly scrambling to make a big news story to cover up that arc failure
Jews are the good guys, they are our friends
hannaford is a loomer
the arc fuckup doesn't really matter because the roos got a goal from the ballup immediately after
Sheezel is him
Lads, Brent just posted
Lads, Brett just posted
>>154386184If I was a 90s rapper I’d call him steezel
postmaxx
>>154386141wonder if dwayno uses his one-liners while in the sack
The afl should tell the giants they need to get at least 15,000 every game next year or they’re being moved to Canberra
>not htbFUCKINGR I G G E DIGGED
giants are fucking rubbish this is really a massive failure by north and shouldn't be seen as some gallant effort
>>154386201they should but they won't, they're riding or dying with gws despite their pathetic crowdswhat will be interesting is when gws becomes shit again how they're going to deal with it, they're lucky they don't get as much media
>>154386201Sorry, Canberra doesn't have a big enough stadium to support an AFL team :)
Rigged game
newy here, how does GWS have a chant if they are a new club?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C0IdCwF5UkM
What now
Fuck I wanted a loom to end the weekend, fuck this fuck north and fuck GWS
if gnats won by 5 or less it would have been a farce
bouncing to another channel until first crack is on
is >143-42considered a close game fellas¿
>>154386211Why should it have been holding the ball?Suggest you learn the rules, m8.
I am fucking smashing my tight pussy tonight
hmm
i want to know what Phoenix was looking at
NORF IS SHIT
>>154386251fold worst coast. they are not a serious club. fitzroy got fucked off for far less than this shit
>>154386251
Anime watching and sedatives looms
>>154386293>getting piss drunk to the extent you can’t walk at a WAFL gameKek, absolute mongrel
thought dawson had a killer performance today
>>154386303Piss off back to /b/ you fucking hero, serious juvenile humor champ, you’re probably fat as fuck with no love in your pathetic life
>>154386324got you
fucking shit round of footy. makes me question why i even follow this sport
Starting to wholeheartedly agree with the anon who said alf is way better off season and mid week
WHERE'S THE THREE WORD ANALYSIS FOR EVERY TEAM YOU DEADBEATS
i really thought the iggers turned shit around, i do think they should beat the dosn and richmond when they face them but two hundred point drubbings is fucking terrible.
>>154386336>AFL is better when there's no games on...........
Playing with the knee joint of my lamb shank after I've shed it, I realise how gruesome it is that this child sheep has been slaughtered so I can eat dinner. Felt almost evil scooping the last few shreds of flesh up with my onions, carrots and mashed potatoesPretty delicious, but...
>>154386336just off season now desu
>>154386348Funny
its up>>154386351>>154386351>>154386351
>>154386336it's just more off-topic and comfier
