La Doyenne edition >Current and upcoming road races23.04 - 26.04 Vuelta Asturias Julio Alvarez Mendo 2.126.04 Liège-Bastogne-Liège Femmes 1.WWT26.04 Liège-Bastogne-Liège 1.UWT26.04 Giro dell'Appennino 1.126.04 - 03.05 Presidential Cycling Tour of Turkiye 2.Pro28.04 - 03.05 Tour de Romandie 2.UWT01.05 GP Immo Zone/Vloer-en chapewerken Smetryns 1.1 WE01.05 Eschborn-Frankfurt 1.UWT02.05 Festival Elsy Jacobs à Garnich 1.1 WE03.05 Lotto Famenne Ardenne Classic 1.103.05 Festival Elsy Jacobs à Luxembourg 1.1 WE 03.05 - 09.05 Vuelta España Femenina by Carrefour.es 2.WWT06.05 - 10.05 ΔΕΗ Tour of Hellas 2.108.05 - 31.05 Giro d'Italia 2.UWT08.05 La Classique Morbihan 1.1 WE09.05 Grand Prix du Morbihan Femmes 1.1 WE09.05 Grand Prix du Morbihan 1.Pro10.05 Tro-Bro Léon 1.Pro10.05 Trofee Maarten Wynants 1.1 WE10.05 - 14.05 Baku-Khankendi Azerbaijan Cycling race 2.113.05 Navarra Women's Elite Classic 1.Pro13.05 - 17.05 Flèche du Sud 2.113.05 - 17.05 Tour de Hongrie 2.Pro14.05 Lotto Circuit de Wallonie 1.1 ME15.05 - 17.05 Itzulia Women 2.WWT16.05 Tour du Finistère Pays de Quimper 1.116.05 Simac Omloop der Kempen Ladies 1.1 WE17.05 Rund um Köln 1.117.05 Boucles de l'Aulne - Châteaulin 1.1>Mecha-Rusbert's webm folders:https://pastebin.com/Mx1GyU53 >Bert van Koers' ciclismo quizzes:https://www.sporcle.com/user/Bert_van_Koers/quizzes/>Races info:https://www.procyclingstats.com/https://firstcycling.com/>Free streams:https://cyclingtiz.live/https://dlhd.dad/>Velodrama league code:51196855Previous thread:>>154304155
Presidential Cycling Tour of Turkiye (2.Pro)Stage 1Çeşme - Selçuk148.7kmStartlist:https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-of-turkey/2026/startlistRoadbook:https://www.tourofturkiye.org.tr/Content/files/race_guide/TUR2026_RACE_GUIDE_2204.pdfLive stats:https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-of-turkey/2026/stage-1/liveStreams:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AT6XA5TQ1gQhttps://cyclingtiz.live/https://dlhd.dad/Eurosport / Discovery+ / HBO / TNT10:00 / 11:30 CET
Liège-Bastogne-Liège (1.UWT)Liège - Liège259.5kmStartlist:https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/liege-bastogne-liege/2026/startlistLive stats:https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/liege-bastogne-liege/2026/result/livehttps://racecenter.liege-bastogne-liege.be/enStreams:https://cyclingtiz.live/https://dlhd.dad/Eurosport / Discovery+ / HBO / TNT / France TV / VRT / Rai / NOS / RTVE / SRG-SSR / TV2 / EITB12:10 / 13:30 CET
Vuelta Asturias Julio Alvarez Mendo (2.1)Stage 4 (Final)Lugones - Oviedo152.2kmStartlist:https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/vuelta-asturias/2026/startlistGC after stage 3:https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/vuelta-asturias/2026/stage-3-gcStreams:https://www.youtube.com/@RTPAoficial/streamshttps://www.rtpa.es/tpa-televisionhttps://cyclingtiz.live/TPA 13:30 CET
Giro dell'Appennino (1.1)Novi Ligure - Genoa196.8kmStartlist:https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/giro-dell-appennino/2026/startlistRoadbook:https://www.uspontedecimo.it/images/87_giro_appennino/dati_tecnici/GdA2026_GT_completa.pdfLive stats:https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/giro-dell-appennino/2026/result/liveStreams:https://telenord.it/diretta-streaminghttps://cyclingtiz.live/TeleNord 13:45 CET
Liège-Bastogne-Liège Femmes (1.WWT)Bastogne - Liège156kmStartlist:https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/liege-bastogne-liege-femmes/2026/startlistLive stats:https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/liege-bastogne-liege-femmes/2026/result/livehttps://racecenter.liege-bastogne-liege-femmes.be/enStreams:https://cyclingtiz.live/https://dlhd.dad/Eurosport / Discovery+ / HBO / TNT / France TV / VRT / Rai / NOS / RTVE / RTS / TV216:40 CET
Pog in white
>>1543857484th place today?
someone had to approve this slopa. like, someone looked at them and be like, "yeah, nice, nothing wrong with them, hit send"
IZAGIRRE DOWN
>>154385799???
Peloton split, Evenopoel in the first part, UAE pulling in the second part.
>>154385852nothingburger
34 Paul Seixas31 Tadej Pogačar20 Remco Evenepoel17 Stan Dewulf10 Alex Baudin7 Mauro Schmid6 Xabier Mikel Azparren6 Davide Toneatti5 Romain Grégoire5 Vegard Stake Laengen5 Jakub Otruba4 Rune Herregodts4 Antoine L'Hote4 Léo Bisiaux3 Ion Izagirre3 Emiel Verstrynge2 Mauri Vansevenant2 Ben Tulett2 Ewen Costiou2 Fernando Barceló2 Raúl García Pierna2 Benoît Cosnefroy2 Diego Uriarte2 Brady Gilmore1 Mathijs Paasschens1 Joan Bou1 Alan Jousseaume1 Pello Bilbao1 Quinten Hermans1 Marco Frigo1 LENNY MARTINEZ1 Kévin Vauquelin1 Haimar Etxeberria1 César Pérez1 Jan Maas1 Gal Glivar1 Nicolas Prodhomme1 Giulio Ciccone1 Pietro Mattio1 Aaron Dockx1 Roland Thalmann1 Alex Molenaar1 Alessandro Pinarello1 Mattias Skjelmose1 Josh Burnett1 Alexander Kamp1 Andreas Kron1 Domen Novak
Wogacar dies today
Dumping my images from when birdsong won liege
wake upsee this
Silly cyclists, dont they know the race isnt on TV for 3 hours
>2019 was 12 years ago
The gap is now 1:40
Does Memco just launch with 150 km to go or will they slurp?
>>154386011Don't worry, they'll be toegether by the time the broadcast turns on
Someone the front group is 90% jobbers. Pog group has all the big hitters
Who is pulling in the secind part now for the gap to have grown so great, some proconti domestiques saving their legs?
>>154386030Runners with bib number ending in 1 in the first group:Evenepoelvan der BroekHerrada
I'm hearing that Pogacar is almost 2 minutes behind Evenepoel, sporza are already calling it fini for the world champion
+2:30
wtf
would be pretty cool if we had live video now
uh, Pog sisters
so now it's like a 220km LBL but the startlist is Remco + a bunch C tier riders
remco in the early break. just making sure he has an excuse when he can't follow pogi and seixas.
>>154386077The jobbers in that break won't kill themselves to keep UAE + decat back and there is a limit to how far nico denz can go
BWW
>>154386084FRIGO, HERRADA, SAINBAYAR, COSTIOU, FORMOLO, GLIVAR, UL, VERONA, HATHERLY, BAX and others are all superstars though
this is probably going to collapse but this is kind of how remco evenepoel was able to "beat" pogacar in wollongong
>>154386087should be good last 100km when they start closing in but it's nearly gone already if that time gap is real
>Novak Domen (UAE Team Emirates - XRG) waits for second part of peloton.panicking already (and they should)
but how the fuck does the gap keep growing?there has to be more to it than Denz pulling
Fuck sakes
Imagine if Remco doesn't win this one now
>We're having this big race :)>But we're not gonna show ya :(
>+3:20
This is going to die when another smaller group breaks away
>have to suffer trough sunday bbq all afternoon
small group breaks away from big break, big break stops riding, peloton catches up. nothing burger if there ever was one.
>+3:40
>>154386168>205 km
>>154386175>Remco infront
>>154386071Nah having 4 guys clock in early to ride two motos woiuld cost way too much money. We have unions and stuff in europe, dont want them overworking.
>>154386175this not normal a break of 4 conti jobbersthey are gone
>Decathlon CMA CGM Team pulling in second part of pelotonCowards. Make UAE do all of the work
>>154386197>Make UAE do all of the workyeah then they can win the sprint for 46th place
>>154386194we'll see.
Congrats to Memco and Red Bull if they pull it off, but am I supposed to applaud the other teams when the "this is how you're supposed to race Pogacar and UAE" comments drop?I wouldn't exactly call ensuring the victory of the 2nd favourite in place of the favourite a tactical masterclass. Apart from maybe Bernal, do other teams really think their jobbers have a better chance against Remco (the biggest jobber bully in the entire peloton) than their top guys have against Pogacar?
>SAINBAYAR Jambaljamts, winner of a monument I believe
Gap down by 10s, to 3:30.
Remco bros we got this
>>154386215If you don't believe Jardi Christiaan van der Lee can beat Remco then you don't believe in anything. This race without being on tv is more entertaining than most races on tv
just saw that remchud is 3 min aheadwhat the fuck happend
>>154386235Crash then gap
>>154386241baseddid someone DNF
Will Pog cry about attacking after a chute?
>>154386215yeah, like this was planned beforehand...
>Burning your matches this early lmao manlet rage will only get you so far
>>154386246ofc
7.55 on Remco is a steal now bet your houses rn bros, we winning this
>>154386279
>>154386279betting autismbert's life savings as we speak
>>154386279good ideaputting the house, car and trump coins on him
>>154386279>Wout and Remco believerbold
Just tuned it wtf is this. Remco better not win like this
>>154386152go inside put on the telly
>>154386279Romania Bert feasting right now.
>come home from Sunday LSD>RemGOD already 3 minutes ahead of the mountain slavgonna be a good day massallah
>+4:08
listen up berts, from here on forward, we need a dedicated youtube link grabber and someone posting it in the thread if i have to watch some of the stuttering streams for the rest of the season im gonna throw upi'm appointing either rusbert or one of the frenchies to be the official youtube grabber ™get on it
Pog bros not like this...
great analysis from the expert there
was memco possessed by a djinn and teleported 3:30 minutes in front of pogachud wtf happened
Going on a long zone 2 (4) ride in a moment whilst listening to Renaat hyping Remco for the next 3 hours on this sunny Sunday. Life can be good boys
An underdog like Remco needs 4 minutes before the real race begins to be able to compete with 19 year old Seixas
>>154386363Thanks, Sean
>>154386359“kwab”
Gap was 4:30 less than a minute ago, now it is 3:30. I don't trust Belgian clocks
this is how we win the tour, memcobros
>more headwind from now onit's over for group 1.
Amazing how Remco won all his biggest races by dodging Pogacar, even when Pogacar is in the race
Is this considered a breakaway or is it the main peloton?the gr8 deb8
>>154386408Veistroffer is there, so it's obviously a breakaway
wow remco is absolutely blazing it. the all time fastest speed for LBL is: 41.983 km/hand they are going 45.124 km/hso just having remco in the breakaway is making the race 3km/h faster than any previous one in history. incredible stuff
>>154386415the hardest part is still ahead. also wind.
gap is closing fast ...
>>154386382ASO race
Start the stream belgian retards
im starring at the tiz site where does the youtube link spawn
>>154386424burning all the hjaelper matches
>3:15 nowI bet PCS man is just making shit up to generate more clicks.
>>154386431that's what they're for...
>>154386434Official gap is 2:46.https://racecenter.liege-bastogne-liege.be/en/
Remco bros...
>>154386434He does this all the time same with “attack by x rider” and it’s just some guy pulling the peloton
cycling.today already started stream, while tiz sleeping
>>154386455he only does it to confuse content scrapers, please understand
sehr schnell
>>154386461I guess you could say there wont be any cycling today on tiz
>>154386447Still winning. And both decathon and UAE are burning matches & pogacar is going to feel that strade bianche solo in his legs
>>154386465They haven't began the hard part
>>154386465>>154386477good warm up
from 4 minutes down to 2.40
>sore throat>stuffed nose>headache>start of a fever>sinus starting to feel blockedcest fini
WE LIVE
>>154386477the hard part is having the courage to get out of bed every morning
>>154386486>already at 2:30
god i hope seixas finishes in front of remco, doesn't even need to beat pogi just needs to show remco he's got more stamina
the big dawg arrives
>>154386501jesus take the wheel
Lads im eating BASTONGE cookies while watching liege BASTONGE liege
>>154386501he is him
LUIK BASTENAKEN LUIK
>Paradoxically, it could also be an advantage for Pogacar. Due to many injuries, the team is rarely weak, and as I write in the prelude, it can be a problem for him that the race becomes too easy, because there is a headwind throughout the second half of the race, and because he lacks the team to put pressure on. Now he gets much more help from Decathlon than he could have dreamed of, and now there is almost a guarantee of a tough race. If they get Evenepoel, it could actually be just what Pogacar needed.Remcobros I'm getting nervous..
Front group will lose a minute on the next climb if they don't get rid of the dead weight
>>154386543>tfw every scenario besides having a guy at least 10kg heavier on his wheel on a flat finish is an advantageous position for Pogacar
>>154386546There's no point in keeping a 50 man group together anyway
the real advantage is that remco doesn't stand a chance after being caught.
>>154386546they will just keep riding a steady pace and the deadwood will drop off
just came home from picking up some coffee>2:43epic simply EPIC
>>154386589What are we drinking?
Thanks PCS man.Very cool.
>>154386606some nice pour over with colombian beans
>>154386606Faxe Kondi
i fucking love Remco (no homo)
How did Novak make it back to the front group?
>>154386678See >>154386434
>denz droppedsurely not ideal
what if Novak wins?
>unexpected Kino LBLNgl, based Remcuck
are you ready for massive amounts of uae cope regardless of the result
>>154386755shoot it into my veins
why the black armband for pogimerda
>>154386812the colombian that died this week maybe?pogi is just such a nice guy, this is performative at all :)
Remco attaque soon
Pidcock switching to the ebike
>>154386755Today we were very dissapointed other teams tried to win
when Wellens cracks what then?
>>154386844the pog missed the front group because he wasnt fully there mentally. just look at the black armband
CRABBE dopage
Insane motorpacing lmao
Rat bastard Herrada not pulling in the lead group
>Pidcuck
lmao @ineos
Wellens dopage
Just a reminder that the women's races finishes after the mens race today so make sure to stick around after the mens finish
>belgian commentators saying remco hasn't wasted much energylmfao. he's done for.
>53snothingburger
No more a blonde bimbo :(
>>154386929pogi looks like he is balding
>>154386929He still looks like a doughy lesbian
>>154386937Of course he is, he's slavic
>>154386916Yeah he overplayed his hand unfortunately, just like in the Leuven WC. People underestimate sometimes how much more attritional the breakaway is vs the peloton. I think this effort might even cost him a podium place in the tour de france
>>154386937I'm the same way.
>>154386937I'm ready for BALDOPING
easy remco win incoming
easy Seixas win incoming
>>154386951Nobody is ready for Bjarne Dopacar
How many people in the public has a job ?
so when will memco blame some random shit for this embarrassment
>>15438701255,6% of the adults.
>>154387012I always thought this was the nicer part of Belgium. A place where all the rich fucks have their cottages.
It's Remcover, Pogachud wins.
Back from my ride, did i miss anything?
>>154387012Only poor people work during weekends
>>154387044Mote central ardennes around durbuy and roche-en-ardennes is the summerhome belgium type of region
>>154386484i feel so fucking tired i dont think im going to make it to the end of the race bertsi wanna take a nap so bad
>>154386484Same here, end of a short flue
>>154387084It's time to nap.
Why are more teams not attacking. Wheelsucking for a top 10 should be punished by stale bread.
le shartman
>>154387084At the speed they go you will be able to watch the race and have a good nap too
Pogi has his team with him for once, I see
>>154387044I always thought wallonia was the shitty poor area and flanders was the rich comfy area with old castles and canals and stuff
>>154387163They're averaging above 44 km/h through hilly terrain, most guys are dead.
>>154387258Proper strong men would be going on suicide attaques.
>>154387242Nop big misconception. Flanders is for wage slaves and plebians. Wallonia is for the l33t
van den Broek already washed? baka
I think it's going to come down to pogacar will try an attack and we'll have to see if Seixas and Evenepoel can stay close
Côte de la Redoute imminent
>>154387458… Yeah?
Bilbao will fly down the hill and win solo!
Mad that Alaphilippe never won this race
>>154387497>yet
Habbeding
>Remco
remco far back
remco already gone
Remco dood
yeah it's over for remco, can't handle a small hill
remco evenepoop
>Remcucked
>Cosneking pulling pogiworst timeline ever
Seixas looking good
rempo evekoel status: door het ijs hezakt
>remspoor shitpool
PAULAUL
Attaque de POG & SEIXAS
SEXASS
saint paulsave us
Uhm, what is happening? Who's this random jabroni with the goat?
Wow seixas in orde michel
dedco meme raging manlet
GRANDE PAULO
>>154387560>random
>>154387560I believe he’s named pogacar
jesus christ what a gap
wtf am I watchingare these aliens?
>>154387560The jobber's name si Tadej Pogacar, please pay attention
What was Tiberi plan
SEIXAS SEIXAS SEIXAS SEIXAS SEIXAS SEIXAS SEIXAS SEIXAS SEIXAS SEIXAS SEIXAS SEIXAS SEIXAS SEIXAS SEIXAS SEIXAS SEIXAS SEIXAS SEIXAS SEIXAS SEIXAS SEIXAS SEIXAS SEIXAS SEIXAS SEIXAS SEIXAS SEIXAS SEIXAS SEIXAS SEIXAS SEIXAS SEIXAS SEIXAS SEIXAS SEIXAS SEIXAS SEIXAS SEIXAS SEIXAS SEIXAS SEIXAS SEIXAS SEIXAS SEIXAS
He is the chosen one
>>154387560your time is OVER sloveneghoulFrance is BACK (to doping)
France launched a secret state sponsored dopage program in order to stop being humiliated
It should have been skelly.
>>154387595he should just push pedals harder if he wants to win
Fishbros, we still have our week 3, right?
>>154387595He will be caught by HALLAND JOHANESSEN
PRODIGE
Remcobros we're closing the gap, coming back on our own terms
>sexass pulling >horner is shitting on his chesterfeild right now
What part of France are you guys from, Sexbros?
>>154387602ofc
>>154387584
I don't understand how Pog climbs so good while being visibly chunky
Group de Remco looks like it has given up
10 years of SEXASS reign of dopage terror incoming
>>154387607P H É N O M È N E
>>154387612Normandiet
Remkings we've got them right where we want them
>>154387602The French are a lowland people, they cannot match Danish elevation adaptations
>>154387560
can paul sprint?
>>154387633We have all trained going up and down the sky mountain
>>154387612Flanders
this boy, this literal child is definitely winning the le tour de france some day soon
>>154387639he beat Ayuso in an uphill sprint, make of that what you will
Remco riding like a fucking monkeywhy is he riding now instead of just trying to follow whats wrong with him
>>154387639Yes
Any day now Van Eetvelt...
>>154387612savoie
>>154387651To BTFO the haters
imagine how much fun people will make of cycling if the new tdf winner is a guy named sexassthe jokes write themselveseveryone will laugh at us
>>154387651Because he is, in fact, a monkey.
>he hasnt got the long race stamine Pog and I havet. Kwabbenepoel
>signs a lifetime contract with Specialized just as it turns out Van Rysel bikes are 3 times faster than any other brand
>>154387659Boobs people gonna hate
So what will Decathlon do with Saixas? Surely they will be forced to select him to the tour right? Or will they opt for the usual Vuelta as his first grand tour?
>>154387651because he couldn't follow and is pacing himself
>>154387673They will do what Paul wants to do.
>>154387673please bert look up his program on PCS
>>154387673This year would be the freest tour (of pressure) he’ll ever do I’d go for it
>>154387683
is that really the correct pronunciation?looking it up it says it should be more likeSeehk Sah notSEX ASS
>>154387691huhi swear he had TDF on their not long agobut yea for sure he will TDF
why is seixas ridinggenuinely
>>154387703Sé Ks ass
>>154387709he read the twitter post from Grugs father about muh honour
>>154387709He’s doing a few humble pulls nothing extraordinary
>>154387709because he's a champ.
the dutch announcers also calling him sex ass
imagine a paul counterattack on Faucons......
>>154387709Aura
>>154387709because he’s already thinking about the Tour, so the more data he has and the more he can study Pogacar, the better
>>154387724>watching noswhy
>>154387703Say-ks-ass
i understand some riders are dumb as bricks but surely some guy on the radio can tell him not to take pulls
>44 avg
>>154387734it's free and the tiz streams stutter too muchand I need to practice my dutch...
>>154387742>some
Do Slovenians also let children win?
I think if he didn't spend all that time in the breakaway Remco would have been able to follow the Pogacar attack as well
>>154387755>and I need to practice my dutch...Post hand
>>154387768delusional
>>154387768
>>154387768irony as a cope.
>>154387768Remco falls apart on anything over 8%
praying for Pogi chute in the Fuglsang corner
>>154387768nigger can't climb for shit
My father may see another french win the Tour and it makes me cry. For years I was very skeptical but it's literally happening.
>>154387709If you're that guy you take your pulls
Does he even listen to the butterfly effect?? Do NOT take a turn for pogacar!
how much screaming at the peloton to pull is memeco doing right now?
pogacar bullying the little frenchman
It's been so long since someone was able to follow Pog like that
CINEMA
AAAAAAAA
you can tell pog is doped by the high out of saddle cadence
>>154387806van aert won chud
cmon paul one cheeky attack
there we go.
>>154387755you have to go back
F
cest fini
This is not over
it's sexover
>>154387806The disrespect to Wout van Aert.
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCKKKKKEEP RIDING PAUL CATCH HIM AGAIN
The sun is still a bit too far
>Work with pogi>Get droppedEvery single time
>>154387713>>154387717>>154387797idiocracy as a sportdoing retarded shit instead of maximizing your chances to win
>>154387812>>154387826I was talking about stages with climbing. If you mean last years tdf then yeah
nooooooo little guy
Pogs recovery is still insane
>>154387831You wouldn't understand
DUBS AND POGI CHUTES IN THE FUGLSANG CORNER
Horner screaming, shitting, seething, convulsing, pooping, pissing, foaming at the mouth, shaking, pacing back and forth, right now on the Chesterfield
>>154387844Alors peut-être
>>154387818I will not return to ireland, not in a 100 years.
So this is the natty limit…
>>154387831Majority of fans that thinks good tactics are 'wheelsucking'. Only sport where optimal play will get you shit on by the fans.
Believe it or not, today is yet another Wout moral victory
>>154387855kinahan???
>>154387840>Pogs recovery is still insaneThis. Pogs recovery in between efforts is just unreal. Literally not possible. I squeak.
looks like we overrated seixas
Skjelmose the CLEAN winner
>memco
>>154387866Say it.Pas normal.
Pogacar should enjoy this one. It's the last LBL that he'll ever win
oh great, managed to come back home to catch last 10 km
>SeixasCan ethnic French do anything ? France without immigration would be NOTHING
Haters btfo again
What would you say Paul saw when he looked at his computer while trying to follow?
>>154387875Nah, it will take another 2-3 years until Seixas can realistically beat Pogacar.
>ynr people itt believed remco was going to win from the break
>>154387866zero decline in form all year
so its ANOTHER monument podium for a Lidl-Trek dane
>>154387875Even if he follows he's losing the sprint
>>154387883
>>154387875If he does the Giro next year, he'll actually turn up in climbing shape for LBL (if he comes to LBL at all)
>>154387883someone pull out the Jonas quote from the TT
>>154387891how comes the danes are in decline?
Redoute record crushed by 13 seconds
this flapping thing must cost him at least 1 watt
>>154387903time
>>154387903They are not?
>>154387901"At one point I even doubted my power meter"?
>>154387913can we go back to this timeline again pleasewhere Pogi was still mortal and not doped untill his blood is jelly
Never change Remking.
The eternal seethe of the manlet Remco Evenepoop
obligatory remco seethe
>>154387912Date of the last major danish win?
Remco seething
It's such a shame we never saw remco reach his peak without the lombardia crash
>>154387928that was half a decade ago.
>>154387926Tour of Hainan stage 5 by the great SALBY
>>154387928Imagine if we erased all the crashes of Wout. He'd be a multiple gt winner.
Seixas will catch up
>>154387891.
>commentators were hyped as fuck for 10 minutes>postnut clearity now hitting hard
>>154387940makes me keke every time
>>154387918based boomer squeaker
please man atleast let Skjelmose podium this race
>>154387940Kek
pogatschar is to fat for the alps
>>154387940lol
>>154387971he can shed a few kgs yet.
>>154387973LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLL
Remco riding full gas to become nothing in the sprint lol
humbled hard
>>154387979How do you shed muscle mass in that amount of time?I don't think he has much fat to shed
>>154387987it looks so effortless too
Man Liege looks like a shithole
3rd monument win of the season for pogacar. Chapeau
>>154387946groenewegens new invention pictured?
>>154387988He's clearly soft from fat.
Pog wins
fuck pogimerdafuck uaeculototal slovenian deathim going to take a nap now, my fever is fucking highgoodbye and enjoy your sunday
pogwinslol
that drone was close
holy sh-t, pure seethe sprint
>>154387987If seixas keeps progressing he'll start celebrating losing sprints to pogacar, vingegaard style
Remking wins
what even is a squeaker on your wheel for 2 climbs when you've had a fish there for 3 weeks multiple times
Remkings we made it
>>154387996Yes, it looks like an attaque en facteur.Insane.
>>154387987Losing in heartbreaking fashion, he really could be the next Pinot
>>154387981shhhhh
Mega result for BERNAL
top 10
>>154388006what you think is fat is in fact dope
my goat :)
>>154387973based seething manlet
he looks fresh as daisies
Post race interview Pog fresh as a daisy again, like coming from a family dinner
>>154388056I knew my boy Verstrynge would net a good result
>>154388062>>154388065nice, hivemind
D O P I N G
>>154388077
Giannetti praised seixas for 3 minutes straight on rai
>I don't have a lot of opportunities to winPog having stimulant psychosis.
You can say what you want but remco got his result in the end. Respect for the little shit
>>154388086Stay away from him oilnigger snake.
>>154388062A man ready for his Romandie vacation before heading to altitude
>>154388098Did he train his sprint? Remco having a good sprint is a major tactical advantage for his riding style
>>154388075haha imagine if he farted and the drone shook in the turbulence
>>154388086Dopers complimenting dopers
Pogacar has won as many monuments in the rainbow jersey as Merckx
>>154388075Kino.Wish we'd get a lot more of these during the race.
>>154388087he's not exactly doing a lot of racing this year.
>tfw got mauled by Pog
>>154388143he's going to statpad in romandie and suisse before tdf
In the PCS all-time ranking, Pogacar has todsy overtaken Valverde and is now 6th.
Old man Pozzovivo still competing for the win
>>154388163that close to hinault already... damn!
>>154388183
>>154387242Lol what, Wallonia has all the castles and the natureFlanders is rich but it's just fields and parking lots
>>154388163he gonna be 2nd after this season ends most likely
>>154388180Absolute Chad Boomer
By far the fastest LBL in history.
>>154388203
>>154388163meme site
Remco is so small
Seixas looks like a mouse and it's beautiful
oh great, he got rid of that terrible frosted hairdo
>>154388261a promised squeaker
>>154388203didn't the french also had the same time on redoute?
>>154388159he's winning 4 stages + GC next week while stretching his legs to not lose form
>>154388265Panini TDF album shoot coming soon. Gotta look sharp for that.
>>154388282This French squeeker is unbiased, thinks Seixas is dirty also.
>>154388203Truly a master of his work. Even took the opportunity to squeak about the marathon.
>>154388265Fresh as daisies? He's getting canker sores. Mf is aging like french cheese. Is that a bald spot too? Don't do dope kids
Paul Seixas looks EXACTLY as one of my elementary school classmates, even the area around the mouth and expressions are identical
props to AI sloppa. it correctly predicted the podium
>>154388392Accurate moods as well
and now to the ladies
>SQUIBAN Maeva
>I see a Niewa>and a first pla...wait no no a second place
>>154388485make it 4
It's gonna be Lipowitz for the Tour isn't it. Odds of Remco abandoning the race after the ITT?
weird horse category
Seixas is ranked FIRST on PCS season ranking
>>154388501
fraud
>>154388392The three ardenne races winners this year
Pericas is such peculiar looking lad. almost handsome, but with unfortunate proportions
it's happening
Demi strong
kwabsia
And now let's see g2 sabotaging itself.
Seeing tiny Niamh Fisher-Black reminded me of even tinier Gaia Realini. What the fuck went wrong?
great to see Nairoman win some races in his retirement year
>>154388662Lamborghini left. she can't function without her mentor
>>154388664DEUS VULT
PFP sister is suddenly good
and old man Pozzo scored podium. Valverde retired too soon
Demi is on point this year. Seems like she finally realised she's stronger than the others and can win a lot if she doesn't fall for the usual stupidity
>>154388738having a loyal team helps
>>154388690He still rides a bit
Yeah it's ogre.She is smashing them on the flat.
I. Holmgren is a big tallent
>>154388690
AVB bridged to G2
oh no, Holmgren dropped
>>154389002They sprinted it out? Very cool
so after the messing it finished exactly as predicted.
Will French newspapers behave or will most covers tomorrow be demanding Seixas at the Tour?
Vollering wins
Demi Demi Demi
>Unfortunately, this is the end to my very average career. Sad and a bit difficult to accept that it’s already over. I never really thought it would happen this ”early”. >The past few months have been strange, and as days pass by, you realise more and more that it really is over.>A combination of not being good enough and surrounding myself with the wrong people wasn’t the best path to ride,but at the same time, I want to say a big thank you to everyone who has supported me during all these yearsIts completely over for Swedish cycling :(
>>1543891412bh I thought Remco's attack was nothingburger from the start >>154385872
Kwabsia
>>154389179at least she's on podium
>AvdKWAB
Kijkers chads, we win again
>>154385791>>154388485>>154388501:^)
top 10. Dubau-Prevot is better than Ferrand-Prevot
>>154389210>Czaplawhat
Kwabsia sisters, we're being erased
that's more like it
>>154389244
>>154389155>demanding Seixas at the Tour?They would be right
>>154389155What do you think?
>>154389244>>154389264old hag
>hello darkness my old friend
>>154387987see ya later kid
Redoute
>>154389424
Pretty wild that Sexyass won his first monument at age 19 (they will update they results lists in the future).
>>154389219Germany's finest Justyna CZAPLA, guessed and then checked the bird is called the same in Russian.
/CYC/ CHAMPIONSHIP 2026 GCafterLIEGE-BASTOGNE-LIEGE
Skjelbros.... today was supposed to be our day
Have you taken the comfort pill yet?
>>154389761The real comfort pill:Chain guardInternal hub gears
>>154389602
>>154389852this is italways nearly plowing down pedestrians because they don't hear me coming. silky smooth
>>154389761>>154389852Dont we all have commuters?
>>154389761my road bike is pretty comfortable with 35mm tires.
I do not think paul sexyass will win the le tour bros
Classics season is already over
>>154389979Frankfurt is the end of the classics season PPATTT
How do you rank the spring monuments of 2026?
>>154390133MSR>>> RVV>ROUBAIX>Liege
>>154390133Roubaix>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>MSR>>>>>RVV>Liege
>>154388610oblivion npc
>>154390133Roubaix was the only good race this year
>>154390133Dwarf Doors >>>>> Jaen >>Figueira >>>>> PORTE du Hinault >> Milano-Torino >> Muscat >>>> Great Ocean >>>>>>>>> Ompoop >>>>>>>> Strade
>>154390258waar UMAG Classic?
>>154389852awful, awful, awful.
5000 swiss dollaroos fine for Pog
>>154390133MSR 9/10Roubaix 10/10Flanders already forgot what happenedLBL 6/10 (will be forgotten by next week)
Monuments are almost always disappointing. The real cyclisimo is in random .1-2 races.
>>154390710you're nuts. the pogi vs. mathieu battles in the last few years have been awesome.
>>154390710I genuinely SOL (sneered out loud) at this post
>>154390750>>154390785Thanks this is how I know I'm right.
>>154390801the best thing about monuments is that danes can't win them.
>>154390886
>>154390937Dude....
Seixas winning the Giro against Jonas... Think about it
>8.81 W/kg for 4 minutesAnd Seixas followed that
>>154390710>Monuments are almost always disappointing. The real cyclisimo is in random .1-2 races.I beg to differ
>>154389602what was Evenepoel's time this year?
>>154390969i got you senpai… WEED
>Tadej Pogacar on Seixas: "I wasn’t surprised. But I was impressed, and blown away, by just how good he is. Hats off to Paul. He rode a brilliant race (...) It’s great to see him in such fine form. I don’t think I’ve ever seen a rider stronger than him."Haha Vingegaard already forgotten
>>154391264
Emiel Verstrynge definitely surprised everyone in the ardennes this season
is he really doing Romandie? why would you bother. week off then back to the training camp
>>154391340he has good potential for stage hunting giro/vuelta’s
>>154391359He wants to race
>>154391359He presumably wants to do some amount of racing before the Tour; if he's going to race at all, why not knock off the Swiss races? He'd only be a Basque Country away from having them all
>>154391400This.He's just ticking things off his list.
>>154391400yeah but it starts in 2 days so it's obviously not part of any sensible plan. just been added on for the sake of it.
Less thank two weeks until the Giro
>>154391437it's been on his programme right from the start...
>>154391437What's the problem with winning romandie?
>>154391463Fishman wins more than 6 stages. Yes or no?
>The last 12 times that Tadej Pogačar and Remco Evenepoel started the same one-day road race, Pogačar won 11 times. The 12th was Amstel 2025, where he still finished ahead of Evenepoel, placing 2nd to Evenepoel’s 3rd.There is a Pogacar/Vingegaard rivalry, and a Pogacar/Van der Poel rivalry. But the Pogacar/Evenepoel rivalry doesn't exist and has never existed
>>154391505In flat ITTs Remco beats Tadej everytime.
>>154391484Fishman DNF due to "illness"
>>154391523I'm also better at dota
Remco Evenepoel has never won a one day race, or a GC, or a single road stage against Pogacar (i.e. not counting DNFs) when riding for his regular team
>>154391476yeah but it still doesn't fit in. obviously the training was designed around peaking for the monuments and they just said fuggit we'll win this one as well at the end. I am an Ice Grug disciple, I don't like unnecessary travel and races. He should be on a down week now and then starting the tdf build. remember this when Seixas drops him. this is the race that broke the camels back
