>BaseballGiant glove that covers the whole field>Sepak Takraw Shoes with springs >Soccer Wear a huge pair of cleats as a goalman that cover entire goal>Ice hockeyworld's fatest man moved in front of goal via crane before game. >Basketball Smear shit on body to become unguardable or spray self with fart spray etc >Wrestling Shit your pants so he doesn't engage and is penalized
>>154386741there are rules against some of those and some are just silly but the fat hockey goalie doesnt work because there are rules limited pad size and nobody can handle the abuse of getting hit by pucks. hed be bleeding out by the end of the game
>>154386741that goalie is pretty exposed, guys would definitely be scoring top shelf
>Any sportPut viagra in the oppositions water, they can't play with boners.
