SERIE A ROUND 34>Friday 24th April 202620:45 Napoli 4 - 0 Cremonese>Saturday 25th April 202615:00 Parma 1 - 0 Pisa18:00 Bologna 0 - 2 AS Roma20:45 Hellas Verona FC 0 - 0 Lecce>Sunday 26th April 202612:30 Fiorentina 0 - 0 US Sassuolo15:00 FC Genoa 0 - 2 Como18:00 Torino - Inter20:45 AC Bbilan - Juventus>Monday 27th April 202618:30 Cagliari - Atalanta20:45 S.S. Lazio - UdineseReminder to keep it schizo, do NOT take your meds, drink a lot of water, install more wiretaps, enjoy Mobile Suit Gundam and stay Hurdy-gurdypilledPrevious: >>154338651
3 men defence is cancer
negru
calciooo
Few more hours until the Battle of the Baldies.
Rocchi, according to Inter fans, while deciding which referees to appoint for the matches of his beloved.
>>154388975The AI fucked up the faces here too
business idea: allegri to nt to play his result only anticalcio.
Need a result tonight or it gets nervy honestly
business idea: spaletti to nt to finally quality for a worldc up
Another year of inter getting away with murder the entire year
>>154389094Tudor back to Jj?
>>154389103allnegru to real madrid?
>>154389134answer my question first
18 team or even 16 team seriea is delamentis' most sensed proposition
>>154389149did you know that mussolini’s great grandson plays for lazio (on loan at cremonese)?
No Denzel no party
nihao>>154388833based Pompilio
>Justin Bijlow was forced off with an injury for Genoa about a month and a half before the start of the World Cup. The 28-year-old goalkeeper was substituted at half-time during Sunday’s Serie A match against Como.Well it was fun while it lasted
Faces came out not too bad this time actually
>Juventus' points per match with Tudor: 2.34>Juventus' points per match with Spalletti: 1.80
>>154389273But did Tudor ever poetically muse about the sound of the ball rolling over the grass?
>>154389322Me in the back with my mbook pro m1 still rocking incredibly strong after almost 5 years
bankruptu cheatingu
>>154389341As you should, all the M-chips that came after it are pretty iterative and marginal improvements and no other manufacturer (AMD, Intel or Qualcomm) can come close to the performance/watt of that chip even today.
>>154389409Yeah I'm really happy by how fast it still is, all my previous windows laptops lasted maybe 2-3 years before significantly slowing down (and I made sure to keep thermals in check by either reapplying thermal paste or cleaning up the fans). Unless something bad happens I can see it hold for another 3-4 years with no issue
cmon inter
>>154389449Sorry bro but /seried/ is that way, thanks!
>Torino: Paleari; Coco, Ismajli, Ebosse; Lazaro, Ilkhan, Gineitis, Obrador; Vlasic; Simeone, Adams>Inter: Sommer; Bisseck, Akanji, Carlos Augusto; Darmian, Barella, Sucic, Zielinski, Dimarco; M Thuram, Bonnyi like the skill midfield desu
>>154389466Should be skilled enough for the away game at Sanremese
>>154389466sborella has a 3M relegation clause
>>154389466Cairetto is already rubbing hands and nose for the easy 3-0 by default
>Marotta: ‘Inter safe in knowledge we are not involved’ in Rocchi scandalInter? more like Innocent!
>Alex Schwazer is back! Third in the world in marathon walking: what a time at 41!HOW
>>154389522Old habits die hard heh
Juventus Sony Playstation 6? Qualified to Serie C play-offs! :)
>>154389441And let's not forget the blessing of not being forced into using Windows 11
D'aversa calcio is kino to watch
>tfw you realise that next season you’ll be playing in the league where all the relegation teams come from
>>154389538>derby of the italy '26-'27>its baby jj vs brinterim thinking based
>>154389548Yeah that too, I just wish Apple kept the Launchpad instead of discarding it for no reason whatsoever
>>154389522good diet and night's rest
Not looking really good there lmao
tikussss
based thuram
>>154389603the low quality makes it an incredible reaction pic
da fug is keeper doing there?
>>154389634me after eating chickpeas
>>154389511i knew it was bullshit due to the lack of detail. all this info and confirmation about the parma var and then just 'also a sekrit meeting with inter, no i cannot tell you with who or why, just trust me goyim and i shouldnt have lost my job'
>>154389634>tfw youre innocent because you robbed a store but forgot to take the money
>>154389659kek
https://streamable.com/zfok77New kino just dropped>>154389659Lmao
>>154389603>>154389634That's the face of an incredibly calm and confident person, one that strangely enough doesn't remember about those meeting with Rocchi.You got that right, he said it himself that he doesn't REMEMBER about them. Why didn't he just say no?
>>154389676I thought you linked the Alien Isolation 2 teaser that released earlier but instead you posted something even better
>>154371161Jordan Bos (23)- 98th percentile for defensive duels %- 93rd percentile for progressive carries- 90th percentile for aerial duels %- 87th percentile for accurate crosses- 86th percentile for expected assists- 86th percentile for progressive passes- 86th percentile for possessions wonNo U23 fullback has more assists in the Top 7 Leagues
gud chance. bonny needs to score there desu
Moscowni wins it
fukken bonny. bistecca would have been thru with gud pass
augustus big work in buildup there.
https://x.com/greenwoodiano/status/2048428122521882867OH NO NO NO NO
>>154389788He's shitting himself lmao
half time. needs more goles
Ei gobbi di merda
>>154389788not looking good for Sauron
Rocchi juventino bastardo
>whatsapp filenamebased boomer
The Crew Marottafest
For me it's Bungie's own extraction shooter Marotthon
Pragmarmot
>>154389867Jump with us, Maurizio
>>154389788
Marmottaman Battle Network Legacy Collection Vol.1
darmo nooo
Marmotta Effect 2
Groundhog Day, but with Bill Murray forced to report every time from the back rooms of San Siro for updates on Rocchi’s secret meetings
Sexo with Renate Reinsve
bonnny should have dived that that contact clear era
bisteccaaa
i wonder if bisseck will get called to the wc
>>154390119>get called to the wcBut enough about liquidanon once he sees the line-up Spalletti has been cooking
>>154389273You can't build a house on a foundation of shit and sand
>>154390204You missed the point dumb slav junkie,Tudor had a better run than Spalletti because he is an elite coach
>>154389705Eredivisie is just spawning elite fullbacks these days, swear every big-ish club has 1 or 2then again I fell for the Owen Wijndal meme some years back
jj need the points more than >us if Allegri is smart he’ll sit back and counter
>>154390227My point is that Tudor built the shaky foundation on shit and sand and Spalletti is trying to build a house on top of that. The more you try to add onto that shaky foundation, the worse it's going to be.
Penal
>>154390253>jj need the pointsNo they don't, didn't you hear everyone is getting relegated to serie D so they will win the title by default
>>154390299>everyoneNo I heard the printer is getting smashed down to serie b, nothing about jj
real niggardly hours
zingardly hours
so the real Marotta league plot is actually a plan to make Inter lose all games with the most absurd refereeing decisionswhat kind of 5D chess is this
>>154390344His lazy eye is still looking after jj, his first love
>>154390344sfinter is just a shit team of chokers afraid of its own shadow (see May 5th 2002)
>Di Gregorio; Kalulu, Bremer, Kelly; McKennie, Locatelli, Thuram, Cambiaso; Conceicao, Boga; David>Thuramgg bbilan well played
>Gerry Cardinale, the owner of AC Milan, is present at San Siro this evening for the big game against Juventus.
[redacted] wins goal at 45' and 70't. Smugglers brew tea drinker
>>154390380Knowing that the bench holds powerhouses such as Miretti and Koopmeiners, I honestly don't see what options there are other than Thuram for that spot. As long as he is reminded by brute force that shooting equals a 10k deduction on his weekly salary, should be good.
/seriea/ is a Yorkshire Tea general
>>154390567There is a worrying lack of players who can actually strike a ball here, which greatly scares me
>>154390610Yeah, what happened to Lil Zingaro?
>>154390610Bring back Chiesa.
Warm up is livehttps://www.youtube.com/live/eLMkzZiTC1Q
*walks a lonely road the only one he's ever known in your path*
>>154390699Irréversible remastered looking good
I am once again asking for a meteor to strike San Siro
Ascoli bros...
>dildiz still out> david in attack agianI don't feel so good jj bros
We're going to need more David edits at this rate
Hear me out... what If the San Siro had a ball room for special meetings/occasions
>he's not installing bohrdom right this moment
Damn, how long has it been since Torino's last 3-0 win? Congrats to them
Wtf I just saw the lineup
If milan draws this match it's the biggest impresazza sportiva since allegri (ultragigamega antigobbo btw) singlehandedly exposed rocchi and the corrupt shitalian referee system
>>154391122Smaller
Well well well...
>>154391122>mocking short people right in front of themWhy are Turks like this
let's go milan chads!
Holy shit I forgot we're about to play
>>154390623For a bit he looked talented but he's been absent for a while, should go on loan or something he seems to have potential
Lets go Juve chads
>>154391139Like this or even smaller?
>>154390798I think I have just what you need, Duccio
Let's go
>>154391265
Opinioneth?
I’ve seen enough This game ends 0-0
Pull the trigger on every juven*gger, gas the Agnellis, footy war now.
Gimenez will score the winning goal and Duccio will sufferI’ve read the script
leao should be in chains
>>154391487there's no Massa to do that doe
>>154391487Woah cool it down with the racism bro
>>154391403Wait, you figured out how to read?
what else does Locatelli have to do to finally get carded lmao
Just heard Veronique whail and scream
>5 minutes break whenever someone falls on their assThe serie a experience
rabiot is such a beta sissy boy lmao
>>154391532kek him and sozza looked like they were about to come to blows
This is gonna be 0-0 or 1-1. The highlights will be throw-ins and goalkicks.
>>154391520salty
>>154391570Like a Jewish non aggression pact
>>154391570second half will be a thriller
I dream of a day where every single embellishment and not just simulating gets punished with a yellow card after the matchday ended
