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F L A M E SLAMES
Go Bruins!
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cute edition !
soon.
I hope the gym has hockey on the TV
i will have hockey on the TV and beer in my hand
>>154390361Just jinxed the dabres
>>154390372i will miss the first period of buf-bos because of may weekly sauna turn.
>>154390390you only sauna once a week? I hit the gym sauna 3 times a week
>Guess who's back. Back again. Sens are back, pesky Sens.>Well if you want pesky, this is what we'll give ya, a little Tim Stu mixed with some Shane Pinna.>I saw you won the east think you're the master, but you know we're younger, and we're faster. >So step on up we'll bring the HEAT 'cause we need a little controversy. Yeah we'll make you look worse than the Leafs 'cause the Sens are bound for Lord Stanley.https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1776959720978900.mp4
>>154390409jesus christ
queso dip is in the crock pot! should be ready by puck drop!
slap on the wrist for sucker punching someone in a headlock, classic
>>154390442Got a recipe? I love my crockpot
>>154390403For my personal saunashift them's the rules in a commieblock apartment complex. Tuesdays and wednesdays do also have an open so called lenkkisauna (jogging sauna).
It's painful to see the oilers not following glass cannon tradition. They've invested so much into finding babysitters for darnell and bouchard that it ruined the identity of the team. We need a lunatic like woody to rebuild the team. Bring him back. STAT.
my hawkies have their young core in place and are going to get another high draft pick :)
>>154390462sure! 1 lb ground meat, browned and drained. beef or sausage works well.8 oz cream cheese8 oz pepper jack cheese1 can rotelwhatever spices/herbs you like. I like to live dangerously by adding cayenne powderthrow it all into a slow cooker and heat until melted and bubbly, stirring occasionally serve with chips or whatever. enjoy!
>>154390459why does the DOP"S" keep ignoring all of the asstard's infractions?
Its up
>>154390518they don't care desu. a 5k fine for example is a joke. i bet the players would care a lot more of the stuff they do if the fine was minimum 500k
check this meme out I just came up with:Brady tkachuck? more like Brady tka-choke! lmao
i believe in the montröö
>>154390518protecting the players is fundamentally at odds with increasing excitement and profit
>>154390516no one cares desuwe're all sharks fans here
zoomer melty https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FvjuLvOtl7Q
>>154390578:(
>>154390578celebrini is chad
>>154390361>posting the cursed image in earnestoh im laffin
josé can you see
celebrini is gay
im booing the anthem rn btw
OUR GUYS
go go sabies!
Fish and chips tonight
hello frens! my flyers lost yesterday but it's ok, now it's comfy hockey time!
just want the guys to have fun
>>154390654atleast it aint kebab
>>154390669[heavy breathing]
SKAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR BUFFALO IS ON THE WAR PATH
celebrini more like smelly weenie lol
>>154390517>amerislop
>>154390645>licks his luscious lipswas he turned on or something?
you need physicality
sabies SCARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>TROONS
>bru1ns
>>154390504Bet that’s healthy
>boo1ns
>>154390638you were saying?
>>154390773it's a counterjinx if it was a boston fan falseflagging
the stream i paid for is 2 minutes behind
too much man
>>154390332>>154390332>>154390332
>>154390773>1 goal is winning the seriesso fucking desperate
>>154390504That must be insanely healthy
Sloppy shit from Boston so farThis too much man is case in point
>man-o-man>boy-o-boy
SABIES SCARRRRRR AGAIN!!!
>boo2ns
>bru2ns>>154390783i am watching the free one finnish tv
>>154390792not like you would know about winning anything.
my broons :((
(O_____o)
maybe they should make sticks that dont break
>troon2
>the city of Davos
>>154390820?1993 comes after NEVER FUCKING EVER
>Twoins
Playoff Swayman has arrived.
>>154390792you were saying?
>wake up >immediately watch bombston get a two spot put on them What a glorious start to my sunday morning
>ruins sogies: 1>ga: 2
>>154390832Yeah he needs Ullmark to be decent
>>154390830buffalo won the 99 cup you dummy baka
>not even mid-afternoon yet and the canacuck is having another melty.
>most dangerous leads
josh doan, son of famous mantracker contestant shane doan
>>154390841KWAB
>>154390845HEY!!! this guy stole a stick!!
>>154390839>04/26/26(Sun)13:24:41 No.154390839▶>>wake up>13:24
>>154390845ES goal too so all the shit heads on boston get a minus 1. kek.
CAM ON DUCKS WIN TONIGHT
>>154390821Awful start for our Bruins I’m just glad they can’t be swept desu
>>154390856>this is the lie they tell themselves to surviveyikes
>>154390869>you know remember that time when cori perry scored with mikko koivu's stick
bruins subreddit in absolute shambles
retard kek
does anyone actually like matinee games?this shit is too early for me
>>154390895yes
>>154390887Who they want out of the team?
>>154390887>going to plebbit
>>154390884>old ass corey perry in the playoffs>mikko getting raped in divorce court or something
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA BETTER LUCK NEXT YEAR FAGGOTS
>>154390905right now theyre mad at lindholm
>boo3ns
>bru3ns
NOOOOO RUINSBROS THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENEING!!!
sabies are blowing their ass out zamn
how did boston make ploffs lmao
>>154390919Which one
TOTAL COLLAPSE TIME
>>154390890balls
Needing to call a timeout to tell your team to get their shit together in the first periodVery grim
>No distinct kicking motion>doesn't push Swayman inGood no challenge.
>bombston
Pull Swayman
>>154390930hompus
It's time to D-D-D-D-D-D-DABRES!
>>154390948>immediately get scored on
Bombston in shambles
>ruins
>>154390971Realistically they’re mentally broken. They never recovered from game 1
>>154390960
>buffalo has more goals than buston has shots
>german coaching
3 / 14 / 11 / .786Is that a good stat line for a goalie halfway through the first period?
>>154390993KWAB
Jackie is sexy
based finnish webm poster
>swayoffthemarkman
>>154390993Shhhiiieeeeeet.
i ate too much :(
jackie redmond needs by BWC
Yeah it was a pipe dream for my bruins to even make playoffs. I’m not surprised they’re getting blown out
calm down this game's not a sprint it's a marathon
i'm happy for lindy
i'd jack it to jackie if you catch my innuendo (meaning)
>>154391000He’s getting raped by the rest of his team collapsing on them2/3 goals were precipitated by a ruins players fucking up and turning over the puck
Its so weird seeing buffalo as a legitimate contender
>>154390883>laffs
>>154391033Big Wakandan Cock? Haha I agreeGo Flyers!
>>154391039its a 5k at most
If I could live anywhere in the US of A I would choose boston...
MY SABREESSS
Dubs and broons come back win 5-3
Release the Ukko-Pekka
Sell everybody this off-season and commit to a full rebuild. Sweeney's coward ass "save my job" retool is going exactly the way it was always going to go. Fire Sweeney and Neely into the sun and get a front office with at least half an idea how to build a modern NHL team
This is the only reason jackie redmond has any value
>>154390952>>154390960>>154390964>>154390971>>154390980>>154390990!!!
uh oh, Fribourg
>>154391090why does she look like she's about to cum
>>154391000Hard to blame the goalie when the ice is tilted this badly. It feels like this entire period has been played in Boston's zone.
Huge save for Jeremy.
>>154391094Oh no
>>154391100kek
>the sabres will go on a deeper playoff run than the >laffs have in the entire core 4 decade
>>154391118>Sabres will win a Cup before Josh Allen even makes an Owl
>>154391076Dubs and bruins lose game 7
My honest to god genuine question is: do we not see everything that Buffalo does right and try to emulate it even a little bit? Like oh yeah, maybe if we spend time in the offensive zone or don't randomly dump the puck behind ourselves we could actually do something?
Boston players need to be beaten with a stick during the intermission
>>154391100Shots on goal looks bad enough but shot attempts has to be like 30-6 in favor of buffalo at this point, and the collapsing bruins defense keeps literally handing buffalo opportunities
sabres SCARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>boo4ns
>bru4ns
>>154391118laffs should hire kevyn adams
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>the swiss cheese of boston
Sad
>getting this badly destroyed by mother fucking Buffaloffs
Sabres really putting belt to ass today, not messing around.
>>154391095bogged whore trying desperately to display human emotion
>>154391141>>154391142>>154391143who run da hoc, we run da hoc
>4-0xD
basé
Fuck me lads
>interfere with your own goalie>score
BRUINSARE NOT APLOFF TEAM>the very definition of 1st Round KO
NO NO NO THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING
FLUSH IT
>>154391159And as the away team
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Who the fuck was the bombston player tangling swayman?
Alrighty time to watch the Sox. GG y'all. We beat expectations making it to the playoffs but we still have a lot of holes to plug.This lineup was not it today
p00ins are getting boo'd out of the garden!
Isn’t that goal tender interference?
>sw4ym4n
>>154391090she wears too much eye make-up. Ferris' sister does too. People think she is a whore.
a proper buck breaking
can we just skip game 5
I gotta get out of here. I can't be seen in this stadium.
lmao, i need that image of swayman diving with both arms out
This is an absolute shitstomp. Most one-sided playoff game so far.
>4l4sk4n g04ltending
maybe detroit should've made the ploffs...
>2 SOG
Let me guess...that one wasn't (((his))) fault neither?
>>154391179just look at the bruins players here, what the fuck are they doing. seriously, LOOK
Can’t blame swayman for this
>>154391219to 17 LMAO
reffies finally letting buffalo win a game.
>>154391202>no marketing bucksARE YOU FUCKING MAD!!!!!!!!
>buffalo has TWICE as many goals as buston has shots
>>154391230AT HOME no less, we need protective services for bombston wives
>4-0 in the firstwew lad
>>154391227christ killers are always to blame.
>>154391187Some fucking guy called Aspirot? top pairing dman LMAO
This is judgment day. All the shit teams are getting curbstomped: ruins, kongs, hasbs, soilers.
>>154391227Half the boston moves are just handing buffalo the puckWith friends like these who needs enemies?
>Activate Operation: Ittō Ryōdan... it's their time
Are fans at the garden allowing a swayman chant? Genuinely, WHY go to a playoff game if you're not going to participate in the game?
>>154391246better hope gary doesn't see this post
>bumston
>BOOOOOOOKEK
>>154391246>>154391268
>>154391251>tampa>not shit
those are all delayed boos for the anthem btw
>ruins fans are chanting swaymanwhat the FUCK? how is this shit on him??
There are thousands of people in Boston who paid money to watch this.
>booston booins
>lower bowl already half empty
It's okay bros, the come back is imminent
Literally crying and shaking rn
>>154391303i admire your optimism Nigel
No one better be defending McAvoy or Pasta in this thread.McAvoy makes waaay too many mistakes in big moments, and Pasta's lack of work ethic without the puck has been embarrassing. Jagr worked harder in 2013, and he was 41.
>>154391299you laugh but those guys will beat the traffic and wont miss a single thrust from their bull at home
sabres habs is gonna be so kino...
>bombston getting gaped by BIG BUFFALO COCKWOOOOOOOOOOAHYEAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
>troonins
>>154391186JEN, KEKAROO even
>>154391323Wives need to be beaten and the intermission is only 15 minutes. I understand.
>>154391321
MY BRUINSES WHERE ARE YOU?WE ARE STILL IN THIS ONE.
>>154391290May I ask a question? Perhaps make a request?I like the collages, but you do mostly chaotic placement and multiple selections for your finished pieces; I was wondering if you could use a patterned placement, something geometrically pleasant looking, and make a smaller selection of comments and images
>>154391355she's builded for me ngl senpai
>>154391355can see where the wood warps where they edited her fat fuck gut.
>>154391356My man it's a collage from 7 years ago
>>154391179I...I don't think Swayman can see the puck...but unironically...
>>154391356i am not the mastermind behind these collages
>>154391379So you don't make them?my bad
>>154391391see>>154391393
>>154390792Bro.....it's over.
is there a tactical advantage to interfering with your own goalie? should coaches be teaching this at the youth level?
>>154391356Personally I like the chaotic nature of the collages
>>154391429
So what is the Bruins' strategy exactly?
>>154391429>seethes during a habs game>watches seinfeld to wind downhe's literally me
>>154391448pass it to Pastrňák
>>154391442I do, too, but I was curious to see what a patterned collage would look like
>>154391355yeah nah wake me up when september ends
>>154391448Get eliminated early so that management justifies a complete redux of their roster.
>>154391448cancun by next weekend
Imagine, and this one is pretty scary; but imagine IF they did an anthem before EACH period >!!!
>>154391474september is over, it's all ikävä lokakuu nowhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3GTnPdVGQCM
>>154391448make me laught. habs fan
haha
>>154391448get to game 7 and let the >laffs chokedoesn't seem to be working against buffalo though
>>154391506Yeah, when they aren't against annual chokers, they don't know what to do
How is he feeling right now?
uh oh, Fribourg, you lost your insurance goal =(
>>154391492bangs harder than floorboards on Diana Russini's head
Look... We're not ready yet. We just don't have the high end skill and puck possession chops that a team needs to win in the playoffs. That said it was a good year. Nobody should be too disappointed regardless of what happens today or in the next game.I will say I hate the Lindholm contracts...bad. And I will say we don't have a captain on this team. Maybe in a year or two. Pasta and CMac do not know how to elevate or lead and play mistake free when it matters.
>le tirage le plus périlleux
>>154391528Like this:>>154391501
>>154391442heh I was the one who typed>rags
>>154391541Fucking kek
>>154391556based :)
>>154391324The energy at both barns will be harnessed to restart heavy industry on the Great Lakes and St Lawrence!
>>154391541arent these shelves designed to be unable to domino? I remember seeing safety videos when i worked in production that told me that.
>>154391541cleanup on aisle four>aisle four is gone!
>>154391580not at a cheapo depot warehouseThey hired mob contractors to build with following building code, filed fraudulent inspection forms, and the like shady motherfukcers
Looking forward to the fan fight chimpouts on twitter after the game
>more dangerous draw in Davos
just ordered some beers for you guys, bros
>>154391671thanks bro :)
>>154391671Kot
>>154391671I'll stick to my coffee but thank you anyway! More for the rest of you!
marco sturm isn't making the 2nd round, meanwhile, his son Nico is.
>BOMBSTON>trapped in their D zone at home>6 shots halfway through regulation Yeah game is over, wrap it up!!
I’m sorry but does anyone actually think the canes are making it past the second round? My sens exposed their asses theyre frauds
What are we fucking doing
>>154391752have u seen the teams in the other series
>>154391752they'll get swept in the east final as always
Just got home Jesus christ Bruins you blow
>>154391760>we
>>154391760shouldnt have signed lindholm he sucks
shannon is crying LMAO
>>154391789I'd have left td garden after the first too
>>154391543>oh no we're losing...it's LE CONTRACTfucking lebbit retards
One of you guys behind the bruins bench?
no wonder Marchand left this team imagine being down 4-0 to the Sabres in a 2-1 series
>>154391866Yeah
>a swiss fourfull draw !!
PING
>>154391789Or the sabers are really good?
>>154391906good post
>>154391760Losing
>>154391789The broons have been mediocre all year, they just got career high performances out of a few guys, which was enough to blow out the other teams tripping over themselves, they did not have a good year
Boston needs to score some goals
>>154391945They won't score again desu
>>154391945No. Boston needs to die.
things are heating up !
Holy Jumping
>>154391964its certainly getting chippy out there
>>154391945>the team that scores more goals wins
>>154391993I've been told this
owen power did something!
>black in the sin bin
>>154391993big if true
Greenway getting a dumb penalty lol.
>>154391993going to need to fact check this
>bigscore_philosophyposting
>>154391932they've been extremely streaky except for swayman who was consistently good enough to carry them through their highs and lows to the playoffs. today just happens to be them somehow even worse than the worst of the regular games, combined with buffalo genuinely putting the pressure on and they got raped in the first period. hell they outright sabotaged swayman 3/4 goals. 2 came from retarded bruins turnovers one from swayman caught on a bruins player
>>154392075We get it gary, it's NEVER (((his))) fault.
New Jersey has the worst and most unoriginal logo in the NHL.
>>154392119What about the clubbies
we don't talk about non-playoff teams here
>>154392119Tampa Bay will compete for that crownAnd Toronto may be original, but it's still awful
>>154392119Also ”devils”, alienating the entire christian population
>Poston
>>154392119>>154392141Or the dogshit new Caps logo
I think sabers should be nice and let the Bruins have just one goal
>>154392144YOU'RE NOT MY SUPERVISOR
>>154392097nobody is perfect but specifically in this game he is the least of boston's issues, they've outright fucked him over if anything
>>154392119you saying that the team with the jersey jersey is lacking imagination?
>>154392163No
>>154392163hmmmm, nyo.
I feel cucked, bros.
>>154392163i wouldn't do this if i were them
>>154392200>sitting in a chair watching your team get bent over for a couple hoursYeah
BOOOFFFALO SISTERS!
>>154392218Yeah
>BombstonSurely my Bolts will be better than that r-right?
i sure hope the queens aren't as shit as the pooins today
>>154392363I have them losing the cup finals to my Wilds, so yes, I think so.
gonna open up a bag of sips for the third period
busy today dealing with goblins>Avalanche>Lightning>Oilers
>>154392302HA HAHA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HAHA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HAHA HA HAHA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HAHA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
>>154392517no one wants to hear about your fantasy hentai games
>>154392517Retard
Parren Dang
>>154392517thanks gay wizard
>>154392517How accurate has this retard been? I am pretty sure that not accurate at all.
Bumston should just consneed this and move one, waste of everyones time!
o keke
those fans in boston seem to actually be just cardboard cutouts!
>>15439257760/40
#LetsGoKings
> Canadiens Get Promising News Update on Noah DobsonWhat, is he out for the season kwab
turns out an empty zyn can reinforced with duck tape makes a great garage hockey puck
>>154392639>duck tape
sabies scarr!!!!!
>>154392639I wonder if someone has made toe poppers out of empty zyn cans yet.
thoughts on the boston bruins?
>>154392651Duck is a brand of duct tape, so, yes, Duck tape
>Bruin5
>>154392651>he doesn't use duck tape
LMAO
>>154392689I think Boston should be wiped off the face of the Earth.
>>154392689none
it was 0-0
sabies scarrr again!!>6-06-0>6-06-0
>>154392651they're a diamond dozen
Still made it to the playoffs, your tram didn’t
Yeah, that one probably wasn't (((swaymans))) fault, right? Riiiiiight.
BOMBSTON KEK
KEK THE CITY OF BOSTON
Sabres just became Rapiers
>>154392689I think that they need to score 6 to even this game
team
>>154392691>>154392700>You're turning ducks into tape!
>>154392651Shut up retard dog
a lot of sore tooshies in beantown right now
>>154392728all water under the fridge
would like to see a few teams fold ngl>san jose>los angeles>anaheim>vegas>dallas>tampa>miami>nashville>carolina>columbus
It’s a doggy dog world bruins are learning this the hard way
>swayman pulledkwab
>>154392762anaheim btfo
What the fuck happened to this team lmao
>NHLcute, yeah but my marlies are winning tho?
the anaheim ducts
>pull finnish meme goalie>starting winningtale as old as time
>>154392788retard
swayman is seething
swayman BOILING at the ruins
>gayman
Just got home from work to see the news that Boston is in ruins.
Imagine cheering for buffalo thats a dad life
