doyers
mariners
Mariners
goodbye forevernot that anyone cares…
kek scuba
GG Philthies
>>154392800RIP, etc.
>get to watch my team win AND the stankees lose, AND the oriolels lose, AND the mets lose twiceAll is good.
>Poorioles
I fucking hate this team. Can't wait to watch again Tuesday
>>154392796is Cole Young good or are you guys just blinded by his handsome looks?
>>154392769dafaq?
Red Sox win.
You are Steve Cohen's most trusted friend. How do you advise him to fix the Mets?
dodgers
THE FIRST TEAM IN BASEBALL TO 20 WINS
this vodnik guy is such a meme pitcher
kwab
walktani
>>154392836go back in time and dump lindor, then actually try to sign a real bullpen
Marquee app not working ALL I KNOW IS RAPE
>>154392633>>154392633what does this mean
sit the FUCK down!!! (Respectfully)
>>154392896Thank you for the respect sir....
>lose series to the rockiesLOL MEST
COME ON AND BEAT THE MEST BEAT THE MEST STEP RIGHT UP AND SWEEP THE MEST
>MEST
stealtani is so back
>cusb
>mesto kek O KEK
nothing personnel mest
Chin up mesties, there's always later on today!
That run is coming in just ignore it Shota
>mest
>Cusb fielding
>>154392931GET THAT DINGER BITCH OFF THE PLANE
>>154392824
Fagget fucking Mest kek...KEK!
Ball three take your base
Let’s go Mets please
Tigeys
>>154392973umpies fuck ya ;)
>>154392977hard to trust Senga, but let's pray...
andy p rbi :)
sacfly for pandy
>rags
scoretani
>>154392929sigh
take your MDS meds
Thank u weedgod Campusano
Fucking wake up holy shit
Today? It's jayfish day.
tuck em!
>>154393017>weedgodJames Shields
Mets Dick Sucking lol
tuck em double em!
It’s annoying me greatly that we were some wet grass away from sweeping the Philthys to a 12 game losing streak
Your team DOES have 20 wins right /mlb/?
the best play here is to just IBB rojas, right?
why do my phils suck so much
Sloppy as fuck, no one is ready to play. Guess they don’t want to win
miggy ro!
MIGGY RO
Should there be teams named "Orcs" and "Elves"? Why or why not?
I am a better manager than the cubbies manager. Hire me, I'm jobbless! I'll do it! I'll manage the cubbies, give me a call!
miggy ro fucks ya
>shotamore like Shita
KEK SCUBA
>Mests and Philthys both double digits out of first. In April.
>O'Hoppe to the IL with a fractured wristI mean he wasn't doing much right now anyways but damn that sucks.
The game is 0-0 if Rojas was walked.
Literally all those runs shouldn’t have counted. The Dodgers get their own set of rules, it’s honestly laughable
These cubbie doos ain't it
robo-leski turns into got with a 3 run lead, gg cusb
lolmest
>>154393111too bad the gayves will waste this season on a first round exit
Just forfeit the game, no one came to play today
buschie bop!
>>154381145
Mets fans I'm genuinely not trying to shit on you, but if you think you're trading the decline-half of Lindor's contract and Bichette's $42M AAV with yearly opt-outs for anything of merit, you're going to be disappointed
>>154393167You're just hating on the Braves. If you could make an unbiased analysis, you would see that the Braves have something special cooking over there.
we're gonna lose but it's okay because we're rebuilding
>>154393197Council*
COME ON CUBBIES! DONT QUIT
Don't count the cubbies out just yet, they got grit, they got passion, they got the fight in them!
>>154393221"Rebuild" and "rebuild"! What is "rebuild"?
Attaeye Shawzy
mariners!
>>154393024>>154392853Braves are /MLB/'s only hope against the payment dodgers winning another fraudulent WS
He’s out by a mile. The fuck are you doing Buschie my GODDDDDDDD
>>154393051They do!
attaeye Petey, they’re loaded for Nico Hoerner!
>>154393167That’d be a banner season for the Mests
If you ask me, Wrobleski would be doing better if he got strikes instead of balls.
>>154393167that's a fat ass
ROBO LETS GO
Bloody that Mets offence is absolutely nonexistent
>50P 23S
>no runskek cusb
NICO "SUCK THE DICK FAGGOT" HORNER
wrobo needs to let one of his harem of instasluts to clear his mind
I CHALLENGE YOUR CHALLENGE WITH A CHALLENGE!
kek scuba kek
Okay, I've changed my mind, you can count the cubbies out if you want to. That was their only chance. Fuck. Damnit, the cubbies wasted their only chance.
>>154393167
Roboletsgo at 51 pitches>cusbkeke
>>154393416what if I'm almost at 8 though
SCUBAKEK
I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE
Scuba kekPsychogang kek
SWEEP BABYYY
what in the fuck was that walkup song kim
Strike 5! stFd
Whose ready for some more mets baseball?
>>154393428based honest abe dropping truth nukes
singletani
Manny :D
my penis is hard
>>154393503Haven't seen a game of theirs yet this season, gonna tune in for classic mest. That or watch the aves.
Good bounce back from Shōta, even with the umpires against him
>>154393556this desu
wesite
Ohtani really trying to be the stereotypical leadoff hitter this year, huh?High OBP, contact hitter with speed.All this to focus on winning a Cy Young lmao.
I’m sorry but if you can’t win a series against the dodgers without facing Yamamoto Snell or Tani you’re actually all onions boys
predict senga's line
The fact that all of MLB is conspiring against the Cubs and they're only down 3-0...
>>154393585see>>154392929
>>154393585Sheehan and Wrobleski are decent pitchers
>>154393584Lmao that’s so based I love Ohtani
>>154393598I was gonna say <4 IP but Rockies are first-pitch swingers
>>1543935985.2 IP 4H 2ER 6K 2BB
>>154393584it has the benefit that he can swing for a homer (stat pad) or get a quick strikeout so he can go back to the dugout and focus on pitching
>>154393584Who is he setting up for? He's the only real power hitter guy they have
Does anyone have a stream link?
What does he do?
>>154393612I think Sheehan is good and probably the best pitcher the Cubs have faced this series. This Wrobleski guy is average as fuck it's infuriating watching some of these at bats esp from our righty hitters
The Red Sox fired Cora because he wouldn't cheat anymore.
wtf is happening in beantown?
>>154393584this is his future, he'll go for cy young each year, why wouldnt he he doesnt give up runs
I keep up with the mets by refreshing frank's twitter, more tweets = the mets are losing, thats all I have to know.
nice catch petey
wow pca actually caught one of those kek
>>154393652Win the World Series with the Dodgers in 2026
THATS ANOTHER SWEEP
orioles lost that ballgame and that series.
>>154393664Red Sox did the same camera cheat thing that asstros got caught doingroyals also did it in 2015
Early but this is easily King's best appearance since coming back from the IL last year
Congrats to the Braves for being first to 20
>>154393669A triple-A Boston team and triple-A Boston coach are going to win the World Series for the first time in the history of baseball.
>>154393726stfu bitch
MLB is so fucked with this newly coached Boston team. 5 world series in 15 years is going to mindrape that shitty Dodger """dynasty""".
>>154393726Thanks bro
Cubs win!
Yeah just go up there swinging for the fences get this shit over with
...this is the year.
>>154393777two nick k... actually nevermind.
The Yankees won that series and that road trip, and Houston is fine Yankee clay now.
>>154393726Thanks anon
>tampon gay gays thinking they have a chance
>OH NOOOOO I NO FINDA DA STLIKE ZONE-ARU
scripted bomb coming up shortly in this inning
>>154393921Because he’s Japanese right?
>>154393933yes, also dogshit, but the japanese part plays a role too
All Japanese pitchers except Yamamoto are dogshit and Ohtani sucks at pitching too
>>154393884
why don't you like shota?
>mest already mesting
good start for the mets
>>154393648If you are ok with STEALING from the MLB JEWS then i would recommend streameast dot sk b4 it gets FBI'd again
aaand another cubs player to the IL
Surely the Mets aren't about to get swept by the Rockies
>>154393987Loli is better.
Based Wrobo
>>154393999Kek, they're FROM IL! Dumbazz!!
>>154393997i acually is doln't kno who it is stealing fom.maybe some jew can chime in and tell me how it is stealing from the fans
>Braveswinlol
keith sure has taken a lot of games off
>>154394029ugh
Hell yeah Manny
>>154393975Ohtani has been elite this season
we're not getting to any of these dads pitchers. this game is over
scuba kek
>>154394118King's been pretty wild this year but is strangely having the best game of the season in MC
Don't step on sneks? Nah, curbstomp these snakes.
>simianOOK OOK!
doubletani
Dad's
Beachball-tani
Nice play seiya SIC EM!!!!
sneks
philthies kek
stros win!
kek nice challenge daulton FAGGOT!
>>154394229hes just the worst!
not often you get to see the mets get humiliated by the rox TWICE in one day
>>15439398027. Count em
FAGGets kek!>BOOOOOOO
Braves shouldn't get a playoff spot unless they get over 100 wins. Look at that fucking division man
ahhahahaah daulton FAGGOT
>MestI'm actually starting to feel a little bad for them and the Philthies at this point. They may already be completely fucking buried.
way to go rushing faggot
senga-san, sigh
smith would have caught that
Holy shit despite having a A- offence the Mets actually suck
>that throwlolmets
Hello, anons! I'm going to Cane's. What would you like for me to get for you from Cane's?
>>154393777More like Nick BBurtz am I right
We are cooked, Metsbros. Let's start thinking about offloading and building a roster for next season.
>FAGGetsKEK
Reminder that the all time franchise leader in home runs for the Mets and their every day first baseman left the team at the first possible chance and now they literally do not have a first baseman at all
PCgAy lmao
>Get two chances to beat the Philthies to 10 wins >Don't
It's over, seppuku, harakiri
Don't worry metsbros at least you have the Knicks!
>>154394354Their pitching is the only thing that's keeping them hanging around, their offense is fucking putrid
>>154394366Are you wormspie or Mexspie?
PCgAy kwab scuba kek
PCGay KEK
Why not implement draws/ties in MLB to attract Europeans?
go rockies!!!
>>154394378kek what do the fielders do, then? they just throw the ball towards the bag and hope someone picks it up?
>all those boos a shitty fieldlove it
REFSNEEDERTHE MARINERS WIN THE BALLGAMETHE MARINERS SWEEP THE SERIESgg birbs, yous guys are bretty gud for a rebuild, I feel bad Brendan Flyover wasn't able to playSorry, I was driving and couldn't post it until now.
Based weedman holy fuck death to Mike Shildt for keeping this guy down last year
>>154394378>left the team at the first possible chanceit wasn't his first chance
>Senga already out in the third inning in game 2 of a double headerHoly hell it just keeps getting worse
>>154394425>SNEED
>>154394394Idk what that means so neither
ANDY P
Miss me yet?
METS BROS!
>Seattle Steelhead uniforms>Replacing the best alternate Im thinking it’s over for the mariners
having small talks...i’ll advice you
>>154394354>despite having a A- offence the Mets actually suck>A-they're fucking last in the league in runs scored lol it's literally an F offense
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pNR541EPMwE2026 Edition soon...
>>154394394thats caterspie
>>154394354retard
Colorado Rockies :)
>>154394463City Connects
MANFRED NEEDS TO STEP IN AND STOP THE POODRES FROM CHEATING!
the streak is still alive
>>154394521kek seethe bitch
>>154394490thank you for the clarification, anon.
BILLIONS MUST WATCH THE METS IMPLODE!
nice play shota
Welcome to Country!
>>154394507Alysa Liu loves baseball
my team lost :(
>>154394460It's called [meat goodbye]"Niku Banare" = "Leave Meat"
>>154394561isn't that what the indis say and apparently it's racism to steal the phrase
cRushing!
big dalton!
The best hitter in the league is a backup catcher
FUCK 'EM
DALTONCounsell about to ask the ump why Doyers are allowed to have 2 catchers who can hit.
LOL CUSB
scuba defense kek
>>154394592
Hoby shit this guy stinks
Really good start by King, been impressed with him and Vasquez pitching in Coors and Mexico City.
>>154394592Drake Baldwin is a starting catcher though
Just one good backswing and Rushing will be rushed to the emergency room. Them Cubs can do the league a favor!
>>154394645Drake Baldwin is a dumb mulatto
kek cubs (sorry)
why did the cubs give up (5 runs)
>>154394675
>>154394694
>>154394661KEK!! I hope to see them cRushing his skull with a baseball bat!!
>>154394640I’m holding my breath for his inevitable injury and Vasquez’s return to mean. We are going to have to lean on them with the state of our pitching and I just don’t think they can hold for an entire year. Honestly wouldn’t mind trading Tatis or Merrill for a couple solid starters.
I just got here what the fuck happened?
>>154394729luis gil is available
>>154394710>>154394661based kek!!! VASED!!!
cubsisters... not like this..
>>154393824pooston didn't want to be embarrassed so they cheated.
is that a boy in OP?
>>154394764I'm a girl and uhh... don't care about this at all?
flyover trash on suicide watch coastGODS rape them into place once again
>Chimp congo
The Build a Latinx with a fake name will give up a free dinger
blowpenbros...
>>154394729Vasquez is breaking out. He's not a sub-2 ERA guy, but definitely can be a sub-4 ERA pitcher. He's solid depth and got some control, which the Padres desperately need. IDK about King getting injured, in that case it's just "fuck it" and see what 2 starters you could reasonably pick up at the deadline. Still a chance Pivetta and Musgrove come back. They'll need Tatis and especially Merril's contract once X and Manny start getting into their twilight seasons
He will save the Mets.
kek hope this guy blows his arm out
>>154394737
come on happ, kill the catcher!
Adellic
>>154394801>if only you knew how bad things really are
>chicongo subhumans calling for injuries
I hope that ohtani dies in real life kek
>>154394827I hope that ohtani dies in real life kek
kek nice defense dads
>>154394827Part of the game
take your FUCKing base!!!
>>154394827I want a meteor to hit LA
>WED: Brayan Bello vs Max ScherzerGet ready for Wednesday, MLEB, we're beating the single game run record!
>>154394827kek seeth ya bitch
Cubs won this game
you lost to the dodgers. you lost to the rams in the divisional
>>154394827Teams should be forced to keep injury parity to make the league fair.
>>154394568She hates baseball and prefers you take her to watch mandrama.
>>154394879cubs win the eries this year desu, and I say that as a dodgers fan
Does this mets pitcher look like a crackhead to anyone else or am I just ever so slightly racist
TIM TAWA GRAND SLAM
>POODRES
Morgan, that's a big ass salami you gave up!
>>154394892Not with their entire pitching staff injured, they won't.
7 pitch inning for the mets
PRRRRRRT
>>154394914https://youtu.be/PdKj1065-P4?si=g_a8Ek7JwebiErXL
OHTANIBOMB
Padres are allergic to winning bigly damn. Morgan goin down to Triple-A
>>154394933I'm a dodgers fan too, I can't see anybody stopping the Cubs
Henriquez finally learned to throw the ball to 1B instead of the visiting dugout!It's over for the league kek
>>154394933He's literally a dodgers fan sooooo
BIG FLY OHTANI SAN
>garbage time homerPoetic
DINGERTANI-SAMA
Big Fly Ohtani San!
yeah this shit is over. I'm gonna go have sex with my really hot girlfriend, enjoy watching a bunch of guys that don't care about you and don't even know you exist. Have fun "scuba kek" posting, I'm sure that's a nice "life" you've got there.
nigga named bradgley
the japanese sure do know a lot about suprise attacks…
>shitani only homers when the game is already won
>>154394978also she's trans btw forgot to mention
>>154394978seethe faggot kek
uh oh poodrebros...
>>154395014Yeah, I'm the "faggot" when I just said I have a really hot girlfriend. You're not the smartest are you, troll?
Every 2500ft of elevation is like like needing 1 extra out for the defense
>>154395028did you meet him in boystown?
The padres need the Chicano pitcher back badly
>>154395028you've never had sex lol
Ohtani finally
fuck my ass
da 0-2 to 4-2 masterclass from bradgley
>>154395058Based doyer chad
>>154395050Lmao, if you knew how much pussy I've gotten you'd feel like an idiot. Hint: it's a ton of pussy
>>154395042Estrada? He's fucking sucks.
da walk to 91 mph meatball right down the middle trick, always gets em!
>IT WAS 6-0POODRES
>>154395066>>154395028Blud's just mad he's mexican KEK
PRRRRRRRRT
>tfw I'm not a NPC obsessed with sports
>POODRES BAU BAU!
>>154395066when was the last time you had sex?
>>154395092Shut the fuck up
Chadres still got it, we got it.
autistic poodrepaco eternally seething kek
I'm a cubs girl (male) hehe kek!
why is the dbacks coverage so saturated?
Cubgers won that game!
why did the Mets go into the season with two horrible pitchers in the rotation? I don't know shit and knew Peterson and Senga are both cooked.
>everyone is a loser like me, they have to be!
MY A'siesMY jintsies:)
My wife 2hu and I wanted to grab a bite at In-N-Out. But as soon as we left the house, we ran back inWe saw teenagers in skinny jeans…Anyways how are the padres doing?
STOP THE GAME
Hmm.. I like that, the Buffalo Mets... YEAH I LIKE THAT!
You know your beisbol team is shit (the Mets) when:1. Your own fans are booing you2. The team commentators are pessimistic and clowning youI just witnessed both in one inning lol
PCgAy got MINDFUCKED by the dodgers kek
why are cubsfags all extremely autistic subhumansdoyerpacos seem normal by comparison
>>154395175kek...KEK!
>>154395176I drive an italian sports car lol
>>154395140post a pic of your girlfriend's penis
>>154395176Thats Chicago fans in generalNobody with a sane mind would want to go to Soldier FieldNow they’re moving to Gary
Everything alright there umpie?
>>154395137property of mr. met
Oh no the shut in loser dregs of society think i’m subhuman
>>154395199looks good to me
>>154395204bitch got NO Ass
>>154395186kek same all of us at the dmv do
>>154395191>Thats Chicago fans in generalno, white sox fans aren't autistic subhumans nor are black cocks fansbearsfans are on the spectrum but still mostly humanit's specifically the cubs
subhuman chinpcongos lol
>>154395220>>154395207
>>154395176>>154395220Kek doyer newfag can't have fun on 4chan
lmao poodrepacos
>>154395176Mexicans can't be autistic
uh oh flyover leadhead meltie
kek subhuman chimpcongos
Autistic subhuman here AMA
>>154395204literally no ass
DALTON RUSHING DIDNT EVEN SUCK OFF MY TEAM’S PLAYER FUCK THAY GUY WHAT A FUCKING DOUCHE
>>154395220I assume people who wear White Sox merch just wear it because of the colors and logo
Are the Mets gonna try to win this? Looks like they got a tad bit of fight in em.
KEK METS
>>154395233The dodger fans got really upset about the other night it's amazing how sensitive they are kek
the leadhead states lost today though
>>154395220lol just wait till the white sox are good (probably won't ever happen)
>>154395257I'm a boob man myself
>>154395275I have no idea how this whore ever made it in the industry, she literally looks like a horse
>>154395207
Damn. Thought they were trying to plunk Rushing. Wouldn't mind seeing a cubgers brawl.
>poodres blew a 6 run leadwhy are they like this
These sausages remind the subhuman cusbfags of boystown KEKDodgers WIN!
>>154395282They were literally wishing for the death of our players a few nights ago you disingenuous faggot
Cubgers won that series tho
Doyers won
Cubgers won that game
>>154395305based sausage girl
that's series wingg cusbsee you in august. I'll be there at wrigley
imagine being a mexican but you live in a cold snowy flyover shithole 3000 miles from the nearest decent beach, losing the one thing you ever had to brag about in the first placeyou too might become a cubs fan
>>154395297Face down, ass up
>>154395282They were literally copying and pasting posts across both threads a few nights ago you disingenuous faggot
>>154395305>>154395254
PCA setting the Cubgers agenda back 10 years
>>154395329this makes sense
>>154395305dab on 'em sausage girl
dodgers won cubgers wonpca lost kek
>>154395329*imagines that*Okay, now what?
Cubs may have lost but at least I feel safe in the knowledge that chiman
>>154395329>inb4 bear weather
>>154395305Cringe fake sausage girl>>154395327Based real sausage girl
doyerpacos = real mexicanschicano cubs = rootless diaspora eternally seething at pureblood southern california GODS
>>154395329most mexicans don't live near the beach
I really like this youth on the team. Makes me think of another 10 years of contention
>>154395304It's a meme series
gg cubbiessee you next time
>>154395305sausage girl is zesty today!
>>154395327Make sure to fill up on deep dish. gg doyers
You guys know you’re replying to Chikaner right?
gg dodgers. To the shut in loser freaks trying to falseflag I think you should gain the courage to take your own life unironically, it will not get better for you ever and everyone around you would be relieved
>>154395394Nah. Dude you literally were spamming the thread 2 nights ago you think we forget?
good to see dads are still frauds :)
The Poodres have decided that they do NOT want to win.
Chikaner deserves love
Mason save us....
>>154395308kek! Dance momkey dnace!!!
>>154395395did someone say false flag?
Are the padres capable of winning games that Moron and Miller don’t pitch?
imagine seething about the cubs when all we want to do is cheer on our team and have a couple laughs along the way. you guys are legitimately fucked in the head, be better
>POODRESKEK
kek poodres
POO POO POODRES LOL
KEK SCUBAKEK PSYCHOGANGI hereby banish you to /hoc/!
PRRRRRRRRRT
i had a pound of porkchops and a pound of rice/veg for din dins. then ice cream for dessert.
>IT WAS 6-0AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>IT WAS 7-1IT WAS 7-1>IT WAS 7-1IT WAS 7-1>IT WAS 7-1IT WAS 7-1
i hope the metties win so they dont pull a sox and the circus continues
>it was 7-2
>doyerpacos think we care about this serieskek one step above spring training
poodrepacos kek
>>154395493are you foodspie?
Okie we don't got it, fun series sneks, see yah next time
POOP
>poodres
This signals the end to the poodres linsanity run
>They were wishing death on our players
doyers vs cubes revealed some severe paco on paco strife
If the Rockies get swept today they're firing everybody right
Elliot Rodger maker seething kek
Dodgers run this genny
>doyers vs poodres>doyers vs cubswhy do pacos love to infight
>>154395532It's really just one doyer mexican that got styled on a few nights ago
rent free doyerpacos
>>154395542The Mets, rather
cubgers spam was always a desperate attempt to prevent outright mexican civil war from breaking out
dollander is going to throw a complete shutout at this rate
watch your own game doyerpacos
FOR FUCKS SAKE GET MILLER OUT THERE
>>154395204Does she still get diddled by her father?
>sewers prevented mexican standoff on the genny by knocking the cubs out last year
>>154395563no, mets are trying to lose. it's their whole thing.
Chikaner you’ll never be white
>>154395610this year's NLCS will be Dodgers vs Padres
>Snakes load the bases for the second time in one inning>Poodres
>>154395572This reminds me everytime how jewmboy slapped this on a shirt and sold them.
poodres yearly April magic is over kek
>Poodres
I'm a Mexican! A doyer Mexican!
>>154395542im leaning towards a better than not chance that mendie is gone tonight or tomorrow, it's probably over
>>154395663so true kek
wtf was that, poodre pitcher trying ti kiss the catcher's hand?!
why do mexican fanbases hate other mexican fanbases so much
I’m throwing this shit in the fucking trash fuck this team
Chikaner you’re not white and you’re not American lol
The Padres giving up 10 unanswered runs and a 6 run lead is like winning the World Series for doyerpacos
noooooo!!
poodrepacos don't know what a world series is kek
>>154395079Poodrexisters, is this true?
where is nu tho?
BOOOOOOOO! METS ARE A DISGRACE! BOOOOOOO!
>>154395746kek so true
baseball is almost over, we dont need a nu until tomo night
>>154395699i'm surprised no one else caught this. catcher looked mad.
Beat the MetsBeat the MetsStep right up and sweep the Mets
nu>>154395817>>154395817>>154395817