>>154393277
it's funny that he gets right back up after getting punched in the face, but a light shove sends him flopping

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>>154393277
heem sleepy

The push was fine
The yellow for it was also fine
The chimpout after should be a lifetime ban

>>154393277
>Red card
I can chimpout for reeal now. Based kek

>>154393277
Based keeper. If you're going to go down like that from a soft push to get him a red you deserve a proper punch that's actually worth the red.

sometimes words hurt more than punches

Hilarious.
The Huesca faggot faked that shit and got what he deserved. But you have to be completely stupid to punch a guy like this in the pitch. He can say goodbye to football after this.

Based retard.

>>154393277
Kek
>>154393305
Damn own teammates trying to stop him from a season long suspension

>>154393277
why the fuck did i already know he was argie

>>154393302
you cant send off an already sent off player thats why

>>154393421
and zaragoza will be relegated to the amateur leagues

Can the player press charges for assault?

>>154393542
They are being relegated this year, anyway. What a shitshow of a team.

Soccer is so fucking gay

>>154393277
>Goes and attack out of pity
>Sucker punch
KWAB

>>154393277
subhuman behavior from the goalie but also when a guy who just shoved you is running full speed at you, why the fuck wouldnt you try to dodge or block? survival instincts of a woman

>>154393277

What an absolute chimp. Surprise...he's Argentine.

>>154393305
Top photo

>>154393749
If only he hadn't hit him with his wrist and got the fingers on there.

>>154393630
*football is gay

>>154393277
least violent sudaca

>>154393720
It was a sucker punch from behind. Typical argentinian monke behavior.

>>154393277
If you're going to get sent off, do it properly. Keeper is in the right.

>>154394590
go back to Brazil

>>154393277
based football needs more actual fights

>>154393277
its called pashun, chud

>>154393277
Hahahaha based

>>154393277
>slap instead of punch
yurosissies are fucking pathetic

>>154393277
>look this up
>he's argentinian
like fucking clockwork, what is it with those people?

Today is goalkeeper day

>>154393302
next time just say "the field is green," Captain Obvious

>argie
Like clockwork.

The small guy should be sent off for diving.

>>154393277
Reffie first
Flopfag second

>>154395030
rare good american post

>>154393504
They are monkeys and so are brazilians

>>154393277
Based Keeper

If I'm getting redcarded for fake bullshit, I'll at least find a reason for it

>>154393877
yeah youre right, its better visible here >>154393749, from the original video i assumed he saw him earlier in advance

>>154393749
That punch shove combo is some extreme Argie skill martial arts!

>>154393277
Should have taken off the gloves before the punch

>>154395585
It wasn't even a punch, it was a clothesline.

>>154393277
The fallen got booked too, right?
RIGHT?!

>nationality
Checks out

Normal day in La Liga Hypertensiones

>>154393277
that is an example with someone with nothing to lose honestly. Bro got a red you may aswell punch him too. Like a 5 game ban is nothing lol

>>154396081
That this sport would punish that with a 5 game is ridiculous. This is why you guys need to switch to The Real Football as they say. NFL.

The guy has no business running after the Keeper at all firstly, secondly if you get pushed you get up not card. They should fight or move on. A push should never be red anyway come on man. These bitches flop so much as a ref you can't get fooled by the shenanigans like this come on.

>>154393277
i dont think this semen slurping sport is for me

>>154393277
They should hand out much longer suspensions for stuff like this.

whatever punishment that keeper receives is well deserved but the other guy also seems like a big dumb cunt who did deserve a punch so eh

>ref didn’t even see the incident but gives the keeper a red anyway
BRAVO SPAIN

>>154393277
ultra based retard move

>>154393366
now he's getting a dozen games of suspension instead of 1

based they should normalize beating the shit out of each other in football it would take care of the diving problem immediately

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>>154393277
Based keeper. That prick deserved to be punched in the face

>>154394824
Its about this
And its ok

>>154393555
Yes but they ussually never do that because it's frowned upon by other players to get courts involved unless it's really serious and this isn't one

>go viral

4cahn is dead bub

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>>154393277
>>154393749
>who was in the wrong here?
The faggot who dropped like he got shot from a shove and the referee who gave the red card for that shove.

In a normal sport with normal rule frameworks the faggot would've got a red card for the diving and the goalkeeper got a yellow card for shoving.

Simple as.

>>154393277
In order

>the ref
>the diver
>the goalie

If the ref doesn't fall for that shit and cards the diver, nothing escalates. Stay on your feet if you want to draw a call

>>154399676

>>154397578
>a dozen games of suspension
that's for racism or homophobia
the penalty for a faggoty fight isn't as long

>>154396153
It looks like it was a second yellow, not straight red. A yellow for pushing a guy like that is very reasonable.

>>154400155
>>154399676
Then why are you here?

>>154393277
>look up goalie
>8 yellow cards in 27 matches
that's... not normal, is it?

shirt pulling equals automatic red
cynical foul equals automatic red
simulation equals automatic red

football would be much better like that

>>154393277
It's official. Spain is a lart of south america. Spain is also a type of morocco. So they're also african.

>>154394945
>>154394817
The macaco and the thirdie dog meme isn't just a meme

>>154393277
>HUE vs SAAR
we all lose

>>154400994
shirt pulling is clear enough but with the other two will always depend on the ref's opinion on what constitutes a cynical foul or a simulation and what doesn't, and which teams and players the ref is and isn't scared of booking, and which clubs the superior organism in charge of the league is bribed by

corruption and faggotry in football are unfixable as long as human beings are making the calls

Kino chimpout

>>154393383
But now he's probably banned for weeks rather than a game

I appreciate the opposition player restraining him and not trying to escalate it further

>>154401991
I'd be surprised if he has a contract after this.

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>>154393277
Lovers tiff.

>>154393383
>soft push to get him a red
It was a second yellow

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>>154393277
suspension for these duds
>uh we are totally not advancing on someone and not provoking a conflict

>>154393277
this is what monkey noises should be for

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>>154400648

>>154399870
>the goalkeeper got a yellow card for shoving.
he did

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>>154393277
what is this stance called?

>>154401819
Not to mention, this would produce about 1 red card per match and regardless of correctness by the rule book, it would be regarded as an unsuitable outcome by everyone from FA officials who need a good reputation to stay in their jobs, to advertisers who don't want their products associated with a perceived violent or dirty activity.

>>154402330
>this would produce about 1 red card per match
this would be a good thing because it would send a clear message to players: stop being fucking retarded faggots and just play ball
I would do the same about time wasting tactics. punish it unreasonably hard until teams understand that shit won't fly anymore
football will always be a faggot sport until it stops rewarding unsportsmanlike faggotry

>>154402361
would be cool, but I hope the sport would push through the financial fallout as I mentioned

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>>154393277
HUEHUEHUEHUEHEUEHUE
BR?

>>154393277
>number 16 from the punched guy's team holds the keeper back instead of vengeance-chimping out at him like everyone else
Pretty based guy who just didn't want anyone else to get hurt

>>154393555
american coded post

>>154402326
hitting the griddy on his corpse

>>154401819
The biggest but unspoken problem with simulation is when the player is actually fouled but exaggerates it

For me the solution is they have to go off the pitch for 2 minutes if they are on the floor for more than 10 seconds

>>154402535
that could create all sorts of issues
the biggest issue with simulation is time wasting
just make it like basketball where time is only counted when ball is in play, and it'd cut simulation in half or more

>>154402535
agree
if you're gonna act like that light tackle shattered all your bones then you get off the pitch
also diving in the box to get a penalty should be a straight red and i would have every match fully reviewed after it ends to catch and punish everything the ref missed, zero tolerance for this shit
I know none of this is ever going to happen because of corrupt cunts, though

>>154402562
this is literally the most necessary change for football right now
cut match length to 2x30 minutes since that's about how much effective play time most matches have anyway, remove added time, and every single time the ball goes out of bounds or there's a foul, the clock is stopped until the ball is rolling again

>>154402580
this is such a no-brainer I'm inclined to think it is not being done to make it easier to rig matches

>>154402587
it would completely destroy a bunch of teams whose entire "philosophy" is to waste time and disrupt the flow of the game to piss the other team off and then try to get a cheap goal at the end
in spain that is all half the teams can do against the top clubs so if you took that away from them it would make the gap even wider

>>154402580
It's not really practical for semi-pro and Sunday leagues though

>noooo you must all play progressive attacking expansive possession based football like my favorite marvel films!! I lack the attention span to enjoy an old school tactical battle and I need constant stimulations in the form of cheap goals because I'm a cock sucking semen slurping faggot!! you can't just play to get a result against vastly superior teams with 100x your budget!! spread your legs and let them score!!

TONY HIRE HIM NOW!

>>154394817
They're not plastic NPCs who are in it just for the paycheck

>>154402640
that is correct.

>>154402526
There was an incident here in 2006 where Pedro Mendes was viciously elbowed in the face by Ben Thatcher. Mendes had the opportunity to press charges, but declined.
It's all to do with setting a precedent, but it could just be a matter of time until someone does actually do it.

>>154402755
it would be extremely homosexual behaviour

>>154402568
Retrosctive punishment for simulation where the ref has missed it is the most urgent rule change they need to make

>>154402791
but you know it would never work because the people in charge of reviewing and punishing things post-match would never be unbiased
i mean i dont know about the premier but in la liga it would be impossible to trust this

>>154402642
>imagine being this gay

>>154401819
no hard and fast rules are dumb, like the rule about handball. it's much easier for the ref to just make a judgment call about whether or not it is unnatural rather than try to have it previously defined

it's very easy to see if something is cynical or simulated, i'm not sure what you're on about. Chiellini versus Saka was cynical (as well as being a shirt pull) and the guy in the OP is obviously being a simulating faggot

>>154402535
just give him a red. it's really not hard to just not be a little pretending, same as it's super easy to not commit a cynical foul or pull shirts. I never did any of that shit when I played football, nor did it ever cross my mind to do so

>>154393277
Holy based gk, too bad he didn't kill him.

>>154403003
>it's very easy to see if something is cynical or simulated
i'm not saying it's hard, i'm saying it's the kind of judgement call a ref could and would ignore arguing it wasn't bad enough to punish depending on a bunch of factors

should have punched the ref tbqh, make them afraid of making mistakes.

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That goalkeeper was playing in the Mexican lueague until recently, he got kicked out because he absolutely sucks, eating goals like hes a German GK playing for Liverpool LMAO ROFL LOL PWNED

>>154402618
pretty sure those exist in basketball too
and I'm sure it works fine for them

>>154393504
Looks like a Chinaman.

>>154403195
Nah just don't think refs should have to stop their watch every pause in play, they should focus on refereeing the match

>>154403244
nigga you can just have a side referee keep track of it, like the nigga who holds up the extra time thing

>>154393277
all that heat and drama and they're both going down kek

>>154400994
This plus delaying restart equals automatic yellow at least

What we are seeing here is probably also the relegation to the 3rd tier of Zaragoza

>>154402526
(((American coded))) ? You mean jewish legalistic BS

>>154402330
The solution to this could be all the countries/leagues starting doing it at the same time, with conviction. A massive global push.

>>154393277
He punches like an argie as well

>>154393555
He should ask to speak with the manager

>>154402562
lol no it wouldn't
players rolling around pretending to suffer the fates of the damned doesn't just waste time, it also breaks momentum.
we'd probably see players diving just as much, with the excuse now that "it doesn't waste any time so why are you in such a hurry?" completely ruining the dynamics even more
>oh shit we're been pressured like crazy? dive
>counter attack? oh no no, i'm HURT! save me ref man!
>time waste? the clock isn't running, the fuck you're on about?
as long as players aren't punished for it, this will keep happening. and it's a real problem, because how do you reliably judge whenever a player is actually in pain? sure some are blatant but some are not at all

>>154393749
GEG

>>154404072
>as long as players aren't punished for it, this will keep happening. and it's a real problem, because how do you reliably judge whenever a player is actually in pain? sure some are blatant but some are not at all
send them off the pitch immediately to get medical treatment and continue the match without them, and if they're ok they don't get to come back on the pitch until the next time the ball goes out of bounds
see how many would still act like fucking fags when it not only achieves nothing but actually hurts their team

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extremely based we should do this more often to eurocucks

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>>154404127
dont eat my donkey

>>154404180
cyprus is turkish

>>154404108
that's a thing that already exists though
they wait for the medical team to enter, spray the shins and get up with that expression of "oh wow so much pain you wouldn't believe", refusing to be carried out unless ordered by the ref
most of the time the ref just doesn't send the guy off because that wastes even more time, with him limping his way out
it's a behavior problem, and a fucking bitch to solve

>>154404287
>refusing to be carried out unless ordered by the ref
if the player doesn't get up on his feet without help within 10 seconds he leaves the pitch, no questions, no ifs or buts, and he's not back on until 5 minutes later
is it retarded and draconian? yes it absolutely is but i am so completely beyond fucking sick of all this time wasting and injury feigning and general fucking faggotry in football

He's 35 probably retiring this very year. He did good, at least he went out with a bang, that faggot had dived previously too. I would have scissor tackled pissi in my last year if I could too

>>154393277
The retard going to the goalie and starting a fight. Talk shit get hit, always.

>>154393277
BASED GK

>>154404541
You wouldn't have done jack shit lmao

>>154404513
It should be like a rugby. Player drops "dead", ok, stay there and don't interfere. The med-evac is going to patch you up RIGHT THERE and you are forced to stay out of bounds for 2 minutes.

>>154403077
hate to be that guy, but who is that in the video?

>>154404596
generic tik tok whore number 39485762

would heem the keeper desu

En las Malvinas hablan inglés

>>154393277
Ngl this crashout was funny af

>>154404596
zoealoneathome

>>154393277
goalie was based
divers deserve the rope.

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those are rooky numbers lads

>>154405846
what's the story here

>>154404513
Problem is it's the goalkeepers doing it now

>>154407500
so punish the goalkeeper too then

>>154407543
There's a long article about it on bbc sport today. They're doing trials, including sending off an outfield player (since the GK can't leave due to injury)
Also some women's league banned players from going near the dugout when a players being treated for injury

>>154407420
i can't remember wether he called vinicius a mono or criticized israel

>>154407649
based af in either case

How long will he get banned?

>>154405846
just looked this guy up

>headbutted 2 Boy Scout leaders
I don't know the context but eh

>punched some random other player in the face
based, that other guy doesn't even have his own Wiki article kwab

>headbutted and attacked 2 medical personnel when they denied access to his father's hospital room after he had suffered a brain hemorrhage
incredibly based and justified

>campaigned for a ban on cat and dog fur in Europe
faggot

>did ice dancing post-retirement, among other things
faggot

>no mention of a wife or any GFs
faggot

All in all a solid 5/10. I would be curious whether any Belgians here could tell whether he's gay just from the tone of his voice on TV, gays are pretty easy to spot on TV here

>>154407853
i've read something about up to 15 games

>>154407860
forgot to mention he refused to play a match right after his dog died, also extremely based

>>154407860
>ban on cat and dog fur in Europe
whatchu mean
who sells cat and dog fur?

>>154407909
I can only assume it's used in haute couture, idk
I've only ever heard of like mink and fox and big cats being used for fine furs

La Liga is the most gay league when it comes to diving

Serie Ass is the most boring league but even there I don’t see diving like in La Liga it’s extreme

>>154408002
It's Segunda Division

>>154408196
same shit and they literally use the same logo

>>154393277
Patently based; if you are red carded because some stupid shit then might as well get the deed done right. Also, this place is always bitching about players diving but when one of them gets his comeuppance, like in this case, then it's third world behavior and completely unacceptable. Come the fuck on.

>>154393277
based