Vocawoo!
I was once like you. “Clutch hitters aren’t real,” I said. “It defies the analytics,” I boasted. “It’s just a narrative fans cling to when their team needs hope in the late innings,” I proclaimed.Then there I was. Bottom of the ninth, tie game, half-asleep on the couch—and I saw him. THE Ghost of Seoul, cleats laced, pine tar on his bat, staring straight into my soul from the on-deck circle. He just shook his head disappointingly, and in that moment, all my cynicism got blown past me like a 102 mph fastball. Next pitch—crack. Ball gone. Skepticism gone. Game over.Then he rounded the bases and disappeared into the dugout shadows, for as long as there are pennants to chase and dreams hanging in the balance, he’ll be there—haunting pitchers and delivering for the faithful.Sure, it was late. I was coming down from a snack binge, and I stubbed my toe on the coffee table.But I believe.You should too.
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>>154407675
I was once like you. “Cubs girls aren’t real,” I said. “It defies the analytics,” I boasted. “It’s just a narrative fans cling to when their team needs hope in the late innings,” I proclaimed. Then there I was. Bottom of the ninth, tie game, half-asleep on the couch—and I saw her. THE Cubs girl, laced, pine tar on her bat, staring straight into my soul from the on-deck circle. She just shook her head disappointingly, and in that moment, all my cynicism got blown past me like a 102 mph fastball. Next pitch—crack. Ball gone. Skepticism gone. Game over. Then she rounded the bases and disappeared into the dugout shadows, for as long as there are pennants to chase and dreams hanging in the balance, she’ll be there—haunting pitchers and delivering for the faithful. Sure, it was late. I was coming down from a snack binge, and I stubbed my toe on the coffee table. But I believe. You should too.
Conforto 2.0
reds
how the hell is thomson not fired? phillies just giving up?
I hate the Cubs
>>154407713Rays fans look like THAT!?
>>154407713This hasn’t been memed enough. This should have been front page news for months
>>154407776Here here!
fun fun baseball fun
>>154407713can you not? my kids browse this thread
Today I will watch baseball
How good was he in baseball?
>>154407713please fill me cubbiehole
Yankees.
has anyone ever made a case for 2 unqualifed players to make the hall of fame because what they did together was uniquely great? i present Chase Utley and Jimmy Rollins for consideration. on their own neither belong but together they are the greatest SS 2B duo in the history of the game because they were both being very good offensive players and they were paired together for over 1200 games.
>>154407834he was great
>>154407830Literally me
>>154407830You look like a dog...
I got that dog in me....ughmff....
>no braves game todaydead league dead sport
>>154407830I look like this and I say this.
Nobody here is a girl or a dog
>>154407834According to Space Jam, not so good.
That's what they want you to believe
>>154407840>These are the saddest of possible words:>"Tinker to Evers to Chance.">Trio of bear cubs, and fleeter than birds,>Tinker and Evers and Chance.>Ruthlessly pricking our gonfalon bubble,>Making a Giant hit into a double –>Words that are heavy with nothing but trouble:>"Tinker to Evers to Chance."Yes, there were 3 and they made a poem about them
>>154407894opposite of what im looking for but interesting. good to see baseball fans havent changed much over the year.
>>154407840you what pair wouldn't be in the hall?Troutani.Because they barely played together
>>154407865love me some half empty ballbark. wish they would allow smoking under 50% capacity
I'm a dog! A Cubs dog!
>>154407928Best part of a losing record team is a low attendance and cheaper tix
>>154407834It would be hard for anyone to be on a hiatus from hitting as long as Mike and perform, But he was a bad hitter in AA. In NBA terms he is a role player in the Tunisian pro-league
>>154407834If he could've devoted all of his time to baseball, i.e. didn't have a basketball career, I think he would've been pretty good. He looked pretty natural in the time he stepped away from basketball, good for someone who was picking it up out of nowhere. Yes I remember, I'm that old
>mendoza is still the coach of the mestUnserious franchise
Hey everyone, we're here for the annual /mlb/ meetup.
>POODRES KEK
>>154407878He wasn't even in the second one, thoughNot even a cameo! 6'6"!
he got his casinohttps://vocaroo.com/1fXRw36iQeVR
>no comfy reds to watch on a rainy night
>only game on is the rayguards
>>154407986cincy did their sports complex right. one of the best ive ever seen. bizzarre city though, its a ghost town, nobody walking around, restaurants and bars empty, but all the businesses seem to be doing fine and everything is kept up pretty well and clean.
>>154407863fraid so
good morning mariners nation
I'm a dog
>>154408009have we seen the last 200 win pitcher?
>>154408004the river is great.. not sure you know what you're talking about though it's pretty filthy
>>154408016A cubs dog?
>>154408004Their Reds HOF museum is incredible, I was floored by how nice it is, like something that would be found on the National Mall in DC next to the Smithsonians
>>154408016Me too
i will support the following teams in the absence of my braves:>'dians (still don't know what they are guarding but i like Messick)>poorats>meteor in toronto>xheattle>angels my trash pandas affiliate>rangers >poodrecacas (YWNBAW)>doyers i like japs simple as
>bob walk>pitcher
I have a feeling that all the Cubs girls are actually boys
Scherzer on IL. Thank God.
>>154408067shit list except for the LA weebs
>>154408038it wasnt open when I was there but it looked great. when they do it like that it almost justifies public money.
>>154407877Shut up, bitch!!!
>>154407675>>154407686Based Dodgers, the white man's team.
>>154408027disturbing thought
it's up!
>>154407675>>154407686HANDSOME CHAMPIONS
>>154407928smoking is bad for you
>>154407877True I’m a cat
>>154407928that's what the stairwells are for
>>154408154where is my goat, Rushing
>>154408043nah you're just a smelly loser weeb now go kys kek
>>154408200Nobody here is a cat either
>>154408200A cat is fine too.
my poorats
Outside the ‘Dome now, about to go inthere is a man outside playing the godfather theme on a flute I think somewhere nearbyall is well
>>154408206He got sent down for being a fag
autistic poodrepaco still seething kek
>>154408254Actually I'm coping
>>154408206The Fish get dirty and Robert knows that if he plays Rushing he will be out for the season.
>>154408219
post yfw you realize the genny is dead because all mets fans roped
>>154408287We must carry on their struggle.
all the cazzies left when the mest / blowtani streaks died now only trve avthentic beisbol fanatics remain
we're losing already
>>154408298I hate baseball
ohtani and muncy will go yard tonight. screenshot this.
>>154408304/we/ broke the redberds
can someone explain all the Yestugo (HIV PREP medication) commercials on MLB network. is there something i need to know about the baseball viewing audience?
Are the Pittsburgh Pirates the most forgettable team in the league? Also I'm ready for some Murikami magic tonight
>>154408304our K rate is so low you might call it an outlier
>>154408343most people only tune in to ogle recker
>>154408304shouldn't have messed with my poorats
>>154408345pirates are a historic franchise at least, i would go with the twins
>>154408345the white sox are a top 3 most forgettable team not even the number 1 team in their city kek what a b*tch
>>154408343I haven't noticed them. which team(s) are you watching when you see these commercials?
>>154408287Good tbqh
i take once daily jardianceAT EACH DAYS STAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAART
>>154408343it's targeted advertising, they know you use grindr
>>154408369cubs
>>154408116Why are Mariners dogs all so much more aesthetic than other teams?
>>154408343the ads are tailored to your interests
>>154408369i first noticed them during a mets game but ive got MLB tonight on and they're still here
hey /mlb/guess what
>>154408416chicken butt
>>154408377>>154408391mlb thinks I have crohn's disease and psoriasis
>>154408154>Tucker>still in the line up
Stand up to Jewish hate.
>>154408427got him!
>>154408427GOT HIM
>>154408430I have both these things but I'm principled and won't reward pharmaceutical companies with my business.
>>154408427>>154408416i'd kill myself if I got destroyed like this in front of everyone
I unironically stand with Israel.
I'm prescribed to EVERY pharma product
Kek!!!
The only ads I get are for balding and erectile dysfunctionIt doesn’t even matter what I’m watching. Youtube, streaming services, MLB, NFL, even spotify.Does google adsense know something I don’t?
>>154408351Unfortunately Recker’s is not on often enough. They Tony preannounce it either. Sigh.
girl...
>>154408345Twins, Rays, Guardians, and Nationals are all forgettable to meMarlels and white sox are so forgettable they loop back around to being memorable
>>154408416>>154408477Nono seriously whatWhat were you going to post, Spongebob?
>>154408522threw a nut in this chick last week lol
>>154408345Texas Rangers are pretty forgetable
>>154408067>not giving the cubs a chanceincel freak
>>154408547The name is extremely memorable tho
new boismerald https://youtu.be/jZs5M-D2eNc
blue square ad just dropped
>>154408537Probably BBC
>>154408555don't care for em
I will NEVER give the Cubs a chance
>>154408584you'll regret that
You will before it’s all over
faggot cameraman trying to keep the boobs out of the shot
>>154408584Piece of scum
>>154408584>dumb frogposternever will a female with you
Today I learned that the official name for police body cams are Body Worn CamerasSo every day, around the word, millions of lawyers, judges, and cops spend hours looking at BWCs
>>154408609based hot dog enjoyer bombing the end camera pan
>>154408584Grrrrrrrrrrrrrr
>>154408584Anon, I'm a Dodger fan and I'm still giving the Cubs a chance
>>154408584devilish!
>Anon, we are a month in to the season and your (You)s are way down. Even your xw(You) is showing this is more than bad luck. We are sending you down to /s4s/ to retool your posts and bringing up the Olivia Rodrigo poster from /mu/
>>154408651
>>154408651Give me another shot! Please!!!!!
>>154408584Im a girl and would never give you a chance
>>154408416>>154408427>>154408448>>154408455>>154408477I don’t get it
>>154408651I WANNA SEE OLIVIAS RODRIGO
>>154408427Yes of course that’s an easy toss to that rooster
why do filipina mutts have S tier footpusy
>>154408651/mu/ still has posters?
>>154408684Need a pic to comment on this
>>154408684Why don’t you explain to the folks at home what you mean by footpusy
why don't the twins have a roof? did a somali scam steal it?
>>154408693>>154408694sorry should have asked in /tv/
Cubs fans are pathetic
>>154408698idk but send all somalians to CECOT
>>154408711I'm literally female. Cope.
What am I supposed to do when my team isn’t playing tonight
>>154408730pretend to be a fan of other teams to false flag and sew distrust and paranoia amongst the genny
Another day, another opportunity for my Angels to disappoint me.
>>154407699Chat verify this information if you would
>>154408730watch my team
My god damn daughter’s been acting up again
>>154408739Nevermind weather delay, might actually get postponed.
>>154408738I would never lie on the internet (girl btw)
>>154408751What did she do your cunting daughter?
>>154407983Mets could still do it, right?
I'll confess. Myself and all of the other people claiming to be Cubs girls are actually men
>>154408739>opportunitybrother, it's a guarantee
>>154408730this >>154408738
>>154408738Your teamies stink!!!!
I'll FUCK Mrs. Met
blow gays kek
mo baller actually playing catcher good luck sir!!!
bill em fleece!
>lossing to the fraud sux
>jasy
Cub em tho
Yes! Cubs win!!!!!!
>cardinals have not won on a monday this year
at least we're not canadian kek
PERFECT GAME!!! THE PIRATES BULLPEN HAS A PERFECT GAME GOIN!!!!!
>>154408844good point
i need to build a home batting cage
Remember when the cardinals were perennial winners?
Cry about it, baby!!
>Ranger Suarez>Plays for the Red Sox?????????
I'm a female cubs fan and idgaf
Cubs win!!!!
>>154408865bravo manfred
>>154408836>I hate Mondayslucky for you Mondays are a minority in the weekdays
>>154408873>Bravo Manfred>Works in the commissioners office ???????
WE'RE ALL BEHIND OUR BASEBALL TEAM~ GO GETTEM CUBBIES~ WORLD SERIES BOUND AND PICKING UP STEAM~ GO GETTEM CUBBIES~
>>154408847my pie rats will find a way to lose this game :)
You should watch the Diamondbacks
>>154408738either this or ump poasting
If this post gets 100 likes the Cubs will win the world series
blow gays kekerino ;)
>>154408730Alysa post
>>154408898Like!
>>154408847Combined no hitters don’t count
>>154408888NiceVery nice
>>154408898*downvotes*
AHAHAHAHAHAAHAAA TLOSE
>>154408730Play Pragmata
Exit velocity is the only offensive stat that matters
>>154408921
Refsneeder pulled a Judge lmao
>>154408921I’m no lolicon Vermintide 2 it is
>>154408915no... NO!!!
>>154408926This is retarded even for ai slop
>the meat of the mittI’ll fill ur moms mitt w my meat
Cubbiegirls run the gen
>>154408950
shut up shut up you stupid dumb fat idiots your team sucks!!!
>>154408937Wow ur so unique!
Cubbiegirls are men
>>154408926this is badass and relevant
>>154408907Back in my day Edwin Jackson walked 8, threw 149 pitches, and completed the no hitter
>>154408921no. play outer wilds.
you will never be a woman
I'm a girl! A cubs girl!
And yet,Cubbiegirls run the gen
I think it's time to put Castillo out to pasture.
If my angels seriously don't sweep the white Sox, our season is basically over
I thought Cease was supposed to be good?
>>154409016Imagine her handing you a beer then pulling her arm and fondling her breasts.
>>154409037thanks but my cricket wireless got cut off
>>154408990blow gays kek
>>154409050I fucked her
>>154409050Whomst
>>154409051cant be he plays for the blow gays KEK
>>154409080name is sausage girl
>>154409070about $350?
>>154409080Anthony Recker
>jasy>blow gays jej
hahahahahhsaaaaaI am deCEASED lmao
>>154409089Fag
Fuck Recker
Need a webm of cease falling over please
bro did a lil somersault i cant even
>>154409050cute, but could you really not find an e-whore wearing an angels cap?
LMFAO TIME TO CEASE PITCHING
soxbros are we back? were the baseball gods punishing us for keeping cheaters on the payroll?
CEASE IS RATTLED
Need a webm of Fuck Recker
going to the Yesavage game tomorrow, what are the odds he gets shelled and my baseball-newbie friends end up hating the sport?
when is this inning gonna cease omg
disasterclass
>>154409113
You can't catch a fly ball you stupid fuck.
are they still earned runs if your pitcher is the one committing all the errors?
>lossing to the blow sox KEK
>Jasy fielding
>>154409144
Cease spilling spaghetti left and right o dear
>>154409135Cora was never that good honestly, should have been fired a while ago.
kek dumb umpie tried to end the inning for the blow gays and got exposed
PERFECTO RUINED
my berds broke up the combined no hitter perfect game
>>154409181you did it!
finally my team got a hit. jeez. they're my team but i was gonna laugh so hard if they didn't get on base the entire game.
Thank god that fly ball was hit at Shaw and not retard Sanchez.
>not getting perfect game'd is like winning the world series to cardinals fans
>>154409050We are definitely not sweeping them
>rivas sac bunting in the 3rd inningWhy the fuck is this guy on a major league roster? He’s a third baseman who can’t play defense and hits worse than a pitcher
>>154409125Every e whore in the LA area gets more clout and more simps from wearing a Dodgers capHell you get more from wearing a Padres cap
Let's show some love for the Cubs girls!
>>154409125red is a more seductive colour
>>154409215I fucked them
>>154409200>we>them
Isn't the Red Sox bullpen shit? Blue Jays are good at destroying bad bullpen arms.
I'm a CubI'm a GirlAny Questions?
>>154409203its a union thing. you wouldnt get it
>>154409221>prounounsfucking wokies
>>154409231is your fridge running?
>>154409231Do you like hot dogs?
>>154409239My vagina is Cubbing
oh nyo
Has a sexy egirl ever worn a Mariners hat? I don’t think I’ve ever seen one. In fact the more I think about it I don’t think I’ve ever seen any AL West hat on a sexy egirl. Are we the most rizzless division?
>>154409203brendan flyover broke his dick or something and is on the IL
>>154409231
>>154409250
>julio gives up a triplefucking retarded dominican has played BAD defense this year
Is Mahjong a sport?
>>154409250Looney toons shit
>>154409200we them KEK!!!
>>154409250he would have been redeemed if he caught it after he fell
>>154409250>>154409263dude is playing dark souls
>>154409268Someone add cartoon sound effects and put it in the gif board
>>154409256the mest has fallen
Fuck me and my shrimp dick
o shit the jays are going to give up a no hitter
no hitter alert?
jordan walker two K's? 2025 bros we are so BACK!
You guys need to stop posting about the no hitter, you’re going to jinx it
>>154409282They canceled Jew night so the Tunnel Command center redistributed all their wins to the Yankees
>>154409287>>154409294SHUT THE FUCK UPMY RED SOX NEED THIS
>chikaner samefagging without his proxy kek the raped
>poolio >castillo >rivas The mariners would be better if they were whites only
Mariners are incapable of beating the Twins and Castillo is completely washed.
NOOOOOOOOO HITTER ALERT IN TORONTO!!! THERE HAVE BEEN NO HITS GIVEN UP BY THE RED SOX FOLKS!!!!
delautGOD
>>154409338yeah we dont alert the genny til the 8th
>>154409282kek this really encompasses their LGBTQ for Palestine fanbase
Mariners are dumb lol
Cease more like Fleece kek jasy
>>154409324We could have traded Castillo last year, it was so obvious it was the right time but of course this dogshit team decided to hold onto him until he’s untradeable
>>154408154Nobody cares about AAA
>>154409366There was no replacement for him last year, but Kade Anderson is looking good and Miller will be back soon.
>>154409379everyone cares about the world series champs
Who is even managing the Red Sox if they fired the entire coaching staff?>jasy
>blow gays fanaticslol
>>154409265>watch and read Akagi multiple times>mahjong clubs start picking up in my areaShould I go? Will they be down to bet their blood?
>Mandalorian and Grogu!!!!And there’s a basedjak guy who’s very excited
>antisemitism commercialWhat the fuck
>>154409405Chad Tracy is the new manager. He was previously the manager for the WooSox.
>>154409387I would’ve been happy putting a AAAA guy in the fifth spot in exchange for a bat. It was so unbelievably obvious to anyone with functional eyeballs that he was about to drop off a cliff. Now he’s utter trash and the most expensive contract on the team and we’re stuck with him for another year.
>A season low of strikeouts for Cease>Against the Boston Stikeouts
RICED
>>154409448plot twist: the neighbor who painted over it was the one who did it to begin with
>>154409448Sorry I don’t have a square to spare
>>154409472hes so good? and hes improving while AT the yankees?
nooooo
>>154409448We stand with Israel. Don't like that? Maybe look into cricket or soccer.
>>154409448
My friend once told me if you are a betting man Jack Leiter is pitching for the Rangers vote for the opponent. Wise words that must passed for /mlb/ he is not good
I like the twins announcers
>resd ox
>>154409448its called being a decent fucking human being
lol sox
JUDGED>>154409486He was unlucky last year.
>>154409515What if it was Twinksinatti and it was full of cute reds boys?
tired of jews
Jack Leiter is so bad nepotism is really a dangerous proposition
>>154409542it is. what do you think i do when i'm not posting here?
>>154409550:D
Send Castillo to low A and leave him there to rot
>poodres oh dear
i told you my pie rats would blow it :)
OO that pie be full of RATS!
JJ ties it in his home town
>>154409515>>154409537my braves :^)
WETHERHOLT BOMB TIES IT
VANCOUVER PADRES!
How did these blow gays win the AL pennant last year? What kind of a colossal fuck up of a team could have possibly lost to them in the CS?
Why does Byron Buxton look like he’s 50 years old
>blue jays soccer shirt giveaway
>>154409483sex with elaine
>>154409583Very upset by the results here. You can do better.
holy shit that infield hit on the chalk kek
>>154409583serious question, what the fuck is the point of this retarded bullshit? are you 12? do you laugh when someone jingles keys?
>>154409581almost every mlb team is having a soccer shirt giveaway this year
Let’s go Dodgers! Let’s go Yoshi! And let’s go me! (This includes something personal, so feel free to skip if that’s not your thing.)First off, I’m really happy the Dodgers won yesterday. It was great to see Shohei hit a home run again, and Yoshi getting the win again made it even better today.But personally, I’m going through a tough time right now. If anyone has kind words, advice, or even just support, I’d really appreciate it.To keep it short, my parents divorced because of domestic violence, and I experienced abuse from my older brother when I was younger. I later developed a serious mental illness that I’m still being treated for.Right now, I’m struggling with insomnia, and because of that, I’ve been relying on alcohol more than I should. For over a month, I’ve only been sleeping around 2 to 3 hours a night, even with medication. I’m planning to talk to my doctor about it.The other day during the Cubs game, I couldn’t even sit and watch. I felt so bad physically and mentally that I had to lie down in bed and ended up crying.I just hope I can watch the whole Dodgers game today.Thanks for reading.
>>154409583Is this trash seriously the best goon material we can hope for from AI? How fucking hard is it to make a model that can show nips?
JAZZED
>>154409583for me its lois wilkerson
kek
>poorats
BERDS TAKE THE LEAD
JACK LEITER YOU ARE SO SHIT. ONLY A STARTER FOR THE RANGERS CUZ YOUR DADDY PLAYED FOR THEM.
>>154409617i remember this scene>therye real and theyre spectacular
Damn the pirates were a fluke huh
BRAVES WINRAVESWIN
4 runs and counting in the 9th
>>154409652The entire NL Central is a fluke this year
>>154409379We respect the chihuahuas here!
Why not have the next Mexico Series in Tijuana between the Padres and Dodgers?
ready to fish. bros
>>154409688Because you touch yourself at night
>>154409711Those are salmon
Methinals gaping the pierats
>>154409617>he GAPED me Jerry>he gaped you?>wide as the Grand Canyon>i can't believe this... was he spongeworthy?>he didn't even try for that hole jerry, just bent me over, face down in the mattress and gaped me as wide as a sinkhole>i swear if he jumped in he could have ended up in china!>i can't believe you got gaped>by the time we were done, his whole apartment hallway reeked of ass(george enters)>Whats going on?>Elaine got gaped>Jerrryy don't tell him that (georges stares and breathes heavily) you were gaped? I can't believe this>Whats the problem>do you know how long l've tried to gape a woman?>I'm lucky if I can spread at all!(kramer bursts in)>elaine got gaped on the first date!(kramer bends down and sniffs)>oh yeah, that's a gape
are the rays going to win the world series?
Dodgers in an hour bros :)
gape em
>>154409731never have before don’t see why they’d start now
Why does my Yankee make ya seethe
>>154409704>SAAR DO NOT REDEEM THE CALL
>>154409736Aaaaaarrrrgggghhhh ALYSA SEX ALYSA SEX I WANT TO MARRY ALYSA FFFFFFFFUUUUUCK!PLAP SLAP SMACK PLAPOOOGHHHH!!PLAP~ PLAP~ PLAP~ PLAP~ PLAP~ PLAP~GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT NATASJA!!!PLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPUNNNGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH~!SPURT SPURT SPLRT SPLLLLLLLRRRTTT
panamabro...where are you...we need your optimism...pls....come back
>>154409779I was just about to say this
>>154409736shitty shop
>fire coaching staff>team is good all of a suddenis it really that easy?
holy shit red sox actually have a chance to win two in a row
>>154409731>are ____ going to win the world serires
>>154409799Three actually
>>154409799THREE in a row even
'member Rick Ankiel
>>154409815>Rick AnkielI MEMBER!!!
>>154409815I 'member
>>154409731They are the smartest ballclub in the sport, they'll probably play the Brewers.
>>154409729kek
>>154409811>>154409812>THREE (3) even
>>154409830anyone seen owsee bro?
>>154409798>earlier today various commentators, wall street journal guy etc were talking about how teams would be desperate to hire cora and he could write his own ticketif sox actually go on a winning streak man wouldn't that fuck cora's hopes hardcore?
>>154409829xD
10th comeback victory
>>154409783he was too wholesome for the site and too intelligent to post amongst us.
>>154409847Big dogs gotta get eaten
>>154409815*crack* *sip* now that was some baseball
>smart teams like the brewers and rays
>two (2) hits going into the 9th inning>score two (2) 2-run homers in the 9th inning >winI’m not gonna lie I have no clue how we won that one
Getting a little excited here. Onto the 9th.
Erm, what are my Jays doing
put him in for 9 fuck it
What happens during a rain delay? Do the fans just go home or do they wait? What do players do to pass time?
>>154409855Cards with another big sloppy come back!
>>154409874but… but you just told us how you won that one?
>>154409877always happen after a manager is fired, the team plays lights out and justify the firing
>>154409889Sorry, I meant I have no clue how our offense just decided to win, and then won. The real truth is probably that their reliever was ass. Berds fan would know, we've got a few.
>>154409881great excuse to find a quiet little bathroom stall and freebase a little bit
the sports media was seething, malding, shitting and pissing their pants all day in protest of the cora firing that's how you know it was the right move
That's 10 hard earned come backs for my berds
>>154409881go get pissed at the bar
I love a good cum from behind win!
>>154409916Ngl your ownership seems even more retarded tho
>>154409935sorry lil fella im not a fraud sux fanatic
>>154409916>the sports media was seething, malding, shitting and pissing their pants all day in protest of the cora firing that's how you know it was the right moveUnironically was actually a little surprised about that. Like, yeah he had some good seasons under his belt but he had terrible ones too, repeatedly. Yeah management/ownership is shitty too but that didn't make Cora good and justify the kind of fellating media was giving him.
>>154409942Yes you are you posted about them
>>154409916i dont really follow baseball that much but why would the media care that much
>>154409935>Ngl your ownership seems even more retarded thoLess "retarded" and more>"doesn't give a shit anymore because he's putting all his money into soccer now and just wants to milk the franchise as hard as possible"unfortunately. But that didn't make cora god's gift to bombston either.
HungryJackbros!!!
>>154409954This IS a baseball general and the firing of a manager IN APRIL is big news
fellas it's time
>>154409971I know I’m joking
>>154409954you must be at least 18+ to use this site per the ToS
to have gay sex
>>154409971Yeah that's unusual and never looks good for anyone involved. Like, obviously the manager didn't perform, but for that kinda thing you'd expect upstairs to have dealt with it in the off season. Firing him in April means they fucked up too.
>>154409991so close buddy
>>154409991yep cubbies are coming on
>>154409992Very true
Is he ready?!
ITFCB
>>154409987I’m a coed a cubs coed!!
ITFCGS
>>154409999>>154410000w...wha....
>>154410002Stay at that exact same speed!
>>154410010What does this mean?
was Boston losing on purpose to fire Cora??
common one more out
gg maplebros
gg red sux
>>154410002
>>154410024cora was losing on purpose to get fired
>>154410002>>154410045FASTER
>>154410045That’s my (You) and (Ya) know it!!
>>154410022
Are we actually back Red Sox bros?
>>154410002cringe
icsamcrn...
ITFCB!
>>154410064
poodrepacos kek
>>154410002cringe>>154410045based
Not Relocating.
slower
*monkey noises*
>>154410056>FASTER
bleh
>>154410116
scrubbies KEK
wow that catch
>Poodres celebrating Japanese Heritage Night >Only Japanese player is on the visiting team.
>>154409798yup
you have to be kidding me??? FUCKING BEAN THAT LITTLE TWERP
>>154410156das it mane
>>154407957would
the celebrationis for the fans dumass
>>154410143>>154410156>>154410092>>154410045>>154410002This really fouled my mood
I always liked Laureano but there’s just certain things you don’t do man, it’s about respecting the game. You just don’t do that man, be better!
>>154410196I literally had to leave the thread
you're a biological male
In theory, a 45-hit shutout is possibleThink about it>1st inning>batter hits a single (hit #1)>batter is caught stealing>next batter hits a single (hit #2)>batter is caught stealing>next 3 batters each it a single (hits #3,4,&5)>next batter is out (pop-out, ground-out, fly-out, etc.)>5 hits in one inning, no runs scored>repeat for 9 innings>45 hits, no runs scored
>>154410215source?
>>154410215no such thing
>>154410225fuck my ass
Jack Leiter has a small dick and sucks at pitching
>>154410241wtf is your problem?
>>154410215I'm actually a cubs girl but I try not to post about it
nu >>154410257>>154410257>>154410257
>>154410228between your legs big fella
kek cubes
>>154410261early tho
Mookey Betts
