>Lap:#8423>Countdown to THE GREAT MIAMI HURRICANE OF F1:https://f1exposure.com>Previous thread:>>154370636>Thread theme:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jl8iYAo90pE>/f1/ Essentials:https://pastebin.com/tZ67Gcuq>24/7 stream of the F1 Reviews from 1990-2009 (and possibly more F1-related content in the future):https://angelthump.com/gimi>Toyota Gazoo Racing Haas F1 Team powered by Ferrari Grands Prix without ever scoring a podium:218>2026 WDC Standings:ANT: 72 (+25)RUS: 63 (+12)LEC: 49 (+15)HAM: 41 (+8)NOR: 25 (+10)>2026 WCC Standings:Mercedes: 135 (+37)Ferrari: 90 (+23)McLaren Mercedes: 46 (+28)Haas Ferrari: 18 (+1)Red Bull Racing Red Bull Ford: 16 (+4)>2026 WEC Standings:RUS: 155.16 (+80.56)NOR: 139.34 (+57.41)HAM: 132.55 (+61.11)>News:Grand Prix de Monaco Historique happened, fun was had, /f1/ regulars visitedIt's 'race' weekRemember, the motor can now be used as a generator for 350 kW instead of 250 kWAlso charging the battery is now only 7MJ instead of 8MJ per lapAlso also something with boost but who gives a shitThis will lead to better...?Franco Colapinto drove some cars in Argentinia, destroyed a Lotus E20 (the Renault/Enstone 2012 car)George acts like arrogant cunt, again: "I hope it's just the two of us going for the championship"Pin, a woman, womanly tested an feminine f1 car on Silverstone, a female circuitToo many women in F1®Vettel ran a marathonDr. Marko decided to leave after Amx did not win his fifthTorger spiraling, thinks his team that he owns 25% of is actually Mercedes-Benz
gimi
edd
i put far too much m*rcedes in the newsapologiesdeath to m*rcedes as always
Going to McDonald's, anyone want anything?>F1 related because Menu Checo
formula F
if you cut onion halves straight down retire the car of your life
>>154396131*smootch*good night sophia
Who even cares anymore
2007 kwablonso vs kwabmilt*n qualifying head-to-head:>kwabmilt*n out-qualified kwablonso 10-7, with kwabmilt*n securing 6 pole positions to kwablonso's 2 (kwabmilt*n had never touched an f1 car prior to 2007)
why no race in april?
>>154396108me, jamaica and argentina will share a happy meal (I get the toy)
We need smaller, more agile cars
>>154396497no I want a big mac >:(
Some renaissance shit right here
Combined tier list from The Race's writing team, do you agree?Looks about right to me, after accounting for the usual Brit bias.
>>154396611Pretty cool.
>>154396037https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VQn8E7vm9wc
>>154396662Suzuka is monaco tier, the races there always suck
>>154396611>look at him not score points
>>154396611>That bad boy can fit so many failed hopes & dreams in it.
>>154396299what is this body shape called?
>>154396017Colapa
>>154397614is this the worst quality you have?id like it more blurry and blown out
>>154397614are those planes real tho
>>154396662Pretty decent list given the source. But if I must nitpick (I must):>Baku, Mexico, Abu Dhabi, Qatar are too high>Bahrain, China, Las Vegas are too lowIf the tiers are sub-ordered by rank then Interlagos and Silverstone should be swapped
>>154396611Jews want to destroy this, btw. They’re obsessed with the whole Esau vs Jacob thing and hate everything that's even slightly related to the descendants of Esau (they are the descendants of Jacob)
ok im done waiting
Lisa Box FerrariMiami 2025Will she be there this year too?
clam down
>>154396662>Vegas and Miami in E with COTA in Skwab, total Liberty Media death
>>154397614>When the transgender pride flag display fails because the 2 pilots of the pink planes both roped
oh my fucking lord the right click menu has ai flavorsif god exists just take me bro ive been a principled asshole
>>154398797>>154398777ThermotrvkelearMIRV
Cola - Pito
The gorilla steps in front of Lisa to avoid Martin Brundle's questions, but no one can say no to Jackie Stewart.She, however, was kind and calm. She even shook his hand.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KGXbheX-fe0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qmti4IAWFBY
She is a testimonial for Ferrari F1, we hope she will be there this year too.
>>154399004>testimonialI think you mean ambassador or representative.Does Ferrari do a lot of brand work with LVMH?
>>154399022ugly feet
>>154399075
>>154399042>I think you mean ambassador or representative.Yes, you're right, but in Italy we generally say testimonial, at least I've heard this word often.>>154399042>Does Ferrari do a lot of brand work with LVMH?I honestly don't know, but she wears Ferrari clothes and shoes.
Lisa with Leclerc family,wife and dog
i just want the record to show i dont post him like this because that would border on antagonistic and despite your assumption im not tryiny to annoy you
>>154399192>Yes, you're right, but in Italy we generally say testimonial, at least I've heard this word often.Interesting, in English testify/testimonial has basically 3 contexts, courts, infomercials, and megachurches.>I honestly don't know, but she wears Ferrari clothes and shoes.Ah, I was more curious about the car interiors specifically since they often have a lot of leather and other exotic materials.
>>154399075Are you a foot fetishist?Don't look at her feet, look at her lol
>>154399249>Interesting, in English testify/testimonial has basically 3 contexts, courts, infomercials, and megachurches.Let's say that we Italians tend to Italianize certain words, for example a famous person is a "testimonial" for a brand, or a godmother or godfather of an event. We have a saying: "The country you go to, the custom you find," as in all nations.>>154399249>Ah, I was more curious about the car interiors specifically since they often have a lot of leather and other exotic materials.The only thing I've heard about seats and interiors is that Ferrari currently uses vegan materials, if you can call it that. I think I heard Lewis Hamilton say it in an interview, he's vegan.
Don't complain about all these photos, let's keep the thread alive while we wait for the race
>race week>no hype at allgames gone
>blandthaiprostitute.png
>>154399609There's a kind of consortium of groups trying to keep this season under the radar because they find a lot of the developments extremely embarrassing. Alonsoshitters are the most obvious one of course but maxshitters too with how much he's been seething about last year. But then you also have abduls who have been getting btfo in real life due to battery technology evolving at a rapid pace and them losing influence on the world stage thanks in part to f1. I'm not saying all of them are conspiring together but they're certainly not trying to hype up this season.
>>154399250face is temporaryfeet is forever
Netflix is now pushing faggotry + F1. Game's Gone.
>>154400222>Pit row! These cars are so sick!
this guy sounds just like george russellhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9rONeu0LLAw
>>154399236I forgot to get cookies at McDonald's.
>>154400222Yeah we saw. F1 is dead.
>>154400222We can't have race queens or grid girls anymore because it "objectifies".women. but we can objectify the twink drivers in a homosex way and that's kosher.Fuck I hate the current timeline.
>>154400630what about grid twinks?
>>154400651Didn't they already try that once, like.fifteen or twenty years ago at the Spanish GP with "grid boys?"
>>154400651you can't have insecure white christian men question their sexuality
>sPain
>>154396017With Mazespin/Wearechecking dead, any reliable stream?Also, if Kimi Antonelli beats George Russell to a Formula One world title, I will wank myself to death. I will yank it out of its socket with so much violence and the eruption that will occur later will be sensed by seismologists. My autopsy report will say "DEATH BY SELF-INFLICTED ORGASM".
>>154400810Why are u posting this? Something going on?
>>154400996Spanish gp mentioned two posts up and I hadn't used that clip in a long time
>up until a few weeks ago, it was an overwhelmingly mainstream belief that kwablonso and poowey together would be unstoppablemakes you wonder what other accepted medshitter narratives are also complete bullshit
>>154401064Ohhh ok
>>154398831>>154399552She laughs and jokes with Leclerc and Hamilton but imagine if Lisa had met himLmao
The last hero in the red dress
>>154401076turns out that Newey is just utter total shit
>>154400844thank you for your service
>>154401182Dont reply to the indian, and if you do, dont talk to him about shit, he might get hungry
>>154401182they're both complete and utter shit, bro
what are the chances that Ferrari becomes shit again after this giant break?
>>154401256~3.5
>>154401256Why do you have to be a hater?You're the same one who hopes the Ferraris crash at every GP.Why don't you change sports? Follow shitty football, that's the environment for you. We F1 and motorsports fans are much cooler and more respectful.And Ferrari isn't shit; in fact, the podiums show that Ferrari is very competitive this year, as they can keep up with the more powerful Mercedes, giving us some amazing overtaking moves.Go watch football, go go.
>>154401325Fuck off luigi, I like ferrari but I can just sense that there will be disappointment in miami.
>>154401325IF U AINT FIRST U LAST NIGGA
>>154401333>I like ferrariSo everything is ok and sorry, however my comment remains for that compatriot of yours who thinks in that way, I thought you were that user, peace
>>154401355another reason why sp needs id's
>>154400810>sapin
There isn't a driver lineup I dislike more than Chuck and HamiltonTwo fake bitches who wouldn't blink if their social media and marketing teams didn't clear it first
>>154401459you could say the same about pozzedstappen and abduls
I sincerely HOPE that Ferarri gets RAPED
>>154401520Which Ferrari?
>>154396611all it would take is a simple tyre blowout and that would be 50-150 dead
Good day for not being a yellow fever fag, they hired 2 cute low 20s chinks, i wouldnt be able to hide my erection if i wasF1 related because he
>>154401616Now would be a great time to become a yellow fever fag, you have two to choose from
>Imagine the smell
>>154396662for me its this but>the following go down 1 tier due to low overtaking #suzukaspahungaroringalbert park monza>the following go upbaku (1 tier) -always great racesjeddah (1 tier) -it worked in the DRS eramonaco (2 tiers) -memeco is great
2012 is to medshitters what 2021 is to globohomos
>>154401624The one sitting in front, very light and soft features, honestly starting to understand you guys
>>154401616>>154401643Finding particular asian women attractive doesn't mean you have yellow fever. It's yellow fever when you have an exclusive preference for asians
>>154401843OK maybe not exclusive but at least a strong preference
>>154401843Nah, dont worry, just making conversation, i wouldnt marry them, maybe fucking them and maybe cumming inside, but not marrying them
the true redpill is jungle fever is best feveri understand white americans now
>>154397080Fat
afternoon lads
>>154397614>step nose>alpinerenault wasnt even in f1 when the step nose was a trend, did they seriously repaint a lotus for colashito?
>>154400222>Netflix is now pushing faggotry + F1just following the fias lead
Is it race week yet?
Radio check
Max will retire to GT3 now that he has lost the WDC and not signed with Mercedes while Homoltin will back it into WDC 8
something wrong with poles
>>154402476And pole siters
>>154396662no it's shithere's an objectively correct list (i don't remember when i made it and i haven't looked where i put stuff)
>>154402414Tripped your flag, m8
>>154402559Imagine the death threats Alpine will get when they sack this shitter.
>>154402593hopefully he is replaced by a british driver as well
>>154402041good to know juan
>>154402607argies will capture the falklands in anger
>>154402629worked so well the first time
>>154402041Me reading the memoirs of conquistadors:>Nah, dont worry, just making conversation, i wouldnt marry them, maybe fucking them and maybe cumming inside, but not marrying them
there are no more good motorsportsexcept the xfinity series 1/3 times
>>154402696You're saying that while reading the memoirs of conquistadors?
still braindead gooning to latina bbw porn right now. i cannot experience relief until lights out at the miami gp
>>154402733Narrating it to my WMAF bastard children obviously, keep up.
>race weekthread is the slowest its been all break jej
>>154402891Maybe people dont want
>>154401843This 100%.
>>154402054Shalom.
>>154401843If your white, it means you have acute yellow fever actually.
I just cannot get excited for race week any more. Awful season.
>Eff Uan backDidn't miss it
>>154402891>thread is the slowest its been all breakThe thread is super clipping which makes it more exciting! See all the flags in the thread? /f1/ has never been more popular! You don't know what you're talking about!
>>154402939>your
The could have super clitting for the F1 Academy.
>>154396324War
test
>>154396662Las Vegas is not that horrible. It's a good track. Shanghai and Bahrain are too good to be that low.
sabotage and racism
>>154401325Next year is our year fratello
>>154403105Nah, he's just a fellow burger. Probably a zoomer.Broccoli hair males don't know proper syntax, grammar or punctuation. The female zoomers do, and it makes them even more uninterested in guys their own age, hence why I had two 19yo employees from the Spencer's in the nearby mall taking turns on a weekly basis sitting on my face after store close semi-recently.>F1 related because F1 drivers used to be hetero
>>154402593
>>154403232make a clip of kimi's grandma in ferrari garage
>>154403214Htye touch wheelsIncredible
>>154396299Yup, that's going in my "things to jerk off to later" folder.
>>154403245Had? What happened?
>>154403266and bodywork
>>154403256cant find it so enjoy alonso sunbathing
>>154401325>And Ferrari isn't shit;Poor Ferrari, always a top team, but gets shit on, because they haven't been THE top team in a long time.
>>154403279Life. They both grew tired of the shitty job and quit, then got boyfriends (one because the guy was her dream type and the other out of desperation to have a place to stay without moving back in with her parents - I wasn't about to let her move in with me). We all remained "friends" for a short while but I haven't talked to either of them for quite a while now. Was fun while it lasted.
>edd walks>an ant dies
>>154403298>they haven't been THE top team in a long timeWhat are you talking about? Chuck and Lewis get topped seemingly every race.
>>154403294I rewatched that race recently, when i was hyped about aston, and i dont know why here we pretend that the english commentary is less biased than the spanish one, they said that alo should act as the number 2 driver for al hamil, and, there was a mistake by the team at the restart, they said that without it hamil would have been on the podium, implying that he would have overtaken alo on track, because, at that point in the race, the ferrari was much faster, so alo was the only one
>>154403323Here i meant spain, not the general
>>154403323I'm sure Spanish commentary treated them equal as well
>>154402891no f1 is better than miami f1
>>154403364Sanganchao sanganchaoAnd the spanish one never claimed to be unbiasedPlus i hate sociato
>>154403316edd walked so we could run
>>154403323if a rookie joined the sport and scored 9 podiums in row and was leading WDC comfortably it would be national news nonstop so how this is a surprise to you is anyone's guesshttps://streamable.com/a7kch0
>>154403399I didnt say that
>>154403391kek
>>154403399>0 viewsKek what an antidraw bitch
>>154403391
>>154403376When did the English commentary (presumably ITV's?) claim to be unbiased
>>154403550:DDDDDDDDD
>>154403456this has lots of views maybe it's more up your speed gayboy https://youtu.be/kffacxfA7G4?list=RDkffacxfA7G4
>>154403575I made it the fuck upDo you have any problem with it?
will miami bea) RUS ANT LECb) RUS ANT HAMc) ANT RUS LECd) ANT RUS HAMe) RUS ANT PIAf) RUS ANT NORg) ANT RUS PIAh) ANT RUS NOR
>>154403594i) CUM GAY MEN
>>154403594Hh onda
>>154403594i) PER COL SAI
>>154403606We're getting a reverse order grid?
>>154403604>>154403606>>154403603SUC :D
>>154403615Suca (blyat)
>>154403593>>154403594>>154403603>>154403604SECS :D
>>154403603so option f
>>154403628Unironically my answer was going to be f, yes
j) MAR IOK ART
Finally race week. Been a while since I've last watched an F2 race.
>>154403594LEC VER HAMtrust
>>154403699Mercedes crash? I dont think tontoneli would risk a crash
Medshitters were legitimately hyping up colapiss as the next pozzedstappen and kept doing so for at least a year. Always keep that in mind when you hear someone praising kwablonso or even in other sports like when you hear people dickriding pissi or kwabnaldo. Medshitters have achieved by far the biggest gap between how good they think they are vs how good they actually are.
>>154403736>pissi or kwabnaldoSooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo fvcking true, for example one of them has a cup and the other does not.
>>154403699>VER P2that would imply both mercs, mclarens and gasly will DNF and hamilton somehow sharts himself utterly. red bull is not forecast a podium this season
>>154403760hamilton is literally complete and utter shit, bro
>>154403760>hamilton somehow sharts himself utterly.What would be so special about that?
>>154403720>>154403760just trust me bros
>>154403760Red Bull will be the second best car by the end of the season like always and some people will pretend Verstappen won with a tractor like always
>>154403895verstappen made a deal with abduls
>>154403895this time things will not be like that other time
>>154403760@grok change her outfit to black microbikini, high heels, and give her a small silver cross necklace, cross navel piercing and long white acrylic nails
and change the lighting so peach fuzz is really visible and also make her body sweaty
>grok, do the needful and give her the bikini and peach fuzz with the sweat pls saar
>verstappen jobbing to gasly
