QUACK
Jarry is a Stanley Cup champion
>>154398604*dies*
>>154398590most of the ducks players are canadian, so we don't care about them, just our AMERICAN Tampa Bay Lightning! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA!
Dare I say he's the MASSA ?
>>154398613kwab, you're a tard
>win back to back titles>miss the playoffsWhat the fuck happened to the panthers
oilers at 100% tonight. nice to see. defense is not even letting them get a shot.
>>154398619>he actually fell for thatkek. what a fucking retard.
>>154398611My Duckies are sure to win! :)
>>154398615What level of Yakubian gene manipulation is this?
with that D and goalie, oilers is a non-team
the officiating so far this year has been egregiously shit
>>154398632cope kasperi kapanen is carrying
>>154398621already won two in a row, probably just didnt care for another. most of the players would probably rather have the full summer off. i'd imagine going to the stanley cup really takes a lot of them.
>/hoc/niggas coping this early YIKESAll star champion Jarry owns your shit franchise
Been watching the NHL Stanley Cup Playoffs on ESPN and TNT and I’ve yet to see a player better than Connor Bedard tbqh. I think we’re all in agreement on that one
nothing but dimeless gimmicks these ploffs
>>154398632i don't think anyone but LA have worried about edmonton desu
thought it was clean but nope
>>154398621old, injured, bobrovsky turned back into shit, team bought into tanking for a high pick and reloading for next season around the halfway point
Don't think I'll be making it through the Ducks/Oilers game. Getting sleepy. Goodnight /hoc/
>>154398653that's what's up brother
>>154398653not even the best player on his own team lmao
Did Anaheim permanently change its logo to the old duck mask design or is it just a throwback?
>>154398658about as clean as the "clean" hit on Trenin last week.
>>154398672It's permanent. The foot logo is a secondary logo now.
>>154398658they needed to review corey perry falling over like the old man he is and getting bonked in the face but they didn't even whistle down the play here
>>154398658what's not clean here
>>154398653Agreed
I hope none of you leafs are buying a smile cookie
>>154398653and he has THREE gold medals unlike a certain someone ;)
>>154398679head contact
I got a free birthday cake from Nothing Bundt Cakes. What flavor should I get?
>>154398682
>>154398647>>154398662Didn't stop Tampa from clapping our cheeks
>>154398679Google “charging NHL”
>>154398641It’s been genuinely terrible in the Tampa Montreal series.
>>154398689>bundtletimagine
>oilers are taking itsigh
>>154398682I'm gonna scoop some kratom and go for a walk.
THE BRICK WALL NAMED JARRY GOD
>>154398653bedard > celebrini
>>154398697google "cucknadian and cucknadian simp's cope"
Guys, Jarry is kicking our team's ass
>>154398658That’s clean. Not his fault Slaf is falling.
>>154398664its not even 730 yet
tourists out
>>154398689Confetti
Hahahahaha suck it ducks you fucking suck
154398710>ask a question>get an answer>reply with gay /pol/ babble florida trash lol
still waiting for playoff jarry to show up
jarry is going to way overcommit to a shot and end up 14 feet out of the crease where the puck will then be tapped int. knower
WOOP WOOP
Legacy game for JarGOD
looks like Edmonton won the Jarry Skinner trade
>>154398697neat
>woman announcerIs she hot at least?
>>154398724cope he's locked in
>>154398679The decapitation attempt
Everyone immediately apologize to the oilers and jarry. /hoc/ embarrassing themselves
oilers were just warming up the other goalie just in case. Anaheim is fucked now that Jarry is back in.
>>154398734you tell us
>>154398749where's her hair?!
>>154398749holy fuck bro shave it off it's gone let it go
The oilers are really gonna force another Stanley cup finals. Are they not tired of this shit?
Gary sucking mad oil cock rn>>154398744Fuck off ref babies
>>154398720I warned that Trump taking a liking to hockey would do to /hoc/ what r/theDonald did to /pol/ in 2016.
We're so back
>>154398749lost my appetite
>>154398687
question for canadians outside of quebec and ontario: which of those two do you dislike more?
>Just change your goalie, bro
>>154398749yikes
>>154398755just like freedom transition isn't free
>>154398760They come for everything man to them it’s all a proxy for their gay never ending culture war
ok what the heck is the catch with jarry playing so well?
>>154398688>>154398741he's crouched over though
>>154398749Nothing a light switch can't fix.
>>154398764ontario
>>154398776he only lifts you up so he can let you down
I don't even watch hockey but these threads are hilarious lol.
>>154398764quebec. they at least have some nationalist elements and a sense of preservation. ontario is and has always been full of faggots. BC used to be a right-wing populist province for decades (social credit party) that had insane economic booms which caused all the fags in ontario to come here looking for work and bringing their shit politics. BC is now a lost cause and they've destroyed it.
>>154398764ah je comprends mal l'anglais, mais>pour moila pire province c'est vancouver
>>154398749just do doggy or reverse cowgirl every time bro
kek. the ducks have a full buffet in the room next to the visitor's tunnel with windows the entire way. Gotta be a bit psychological, no?
Why not belts instead of rings?
>>154398764Why are you so obsessed with Canada
>>154398790ay can you read son?
If Jarry gets a shutout here he's officially in the vezina conversations
Alright...gonna start The Core (2003) during intermission and play a little bit of NHL25. See you all in 15.
>>154398806that dependscan you go fuck yourself?
>>154398808he won't. the soilers are still going to lose
>>154398790Right, it wasn't the chinese, the natives, the jeets, the hippies, the drug addicts, no it was the ontarians that did it
>>154398820
>>154398826Nick's been gaining some pounds
>>154398818smartest guy in the /hoc/
So it would appear Dickinson is the key to all of this. Interesting…
>canadians be like Canada is a shithole>albertans and québécois be like yes we agree let us form our own countries>canadians be like nooooo you arent allowed to leave you have to stay in shit like usNever change Ontario we’re all leaving this dump and taking our nhl teams with us
>>154398780You can't hit someone with upward momentum while jumping the way an offensive lineman blocks in football. You can see him angle his hit by 45 degrees and the telltale sign is when skates leave the ice. It was a suicide pass for sure, but still a dirty hit
>>154398826Locket Lichard
>>154398826He has unironically played like shit all series. Cole was bad the first couple games but he’s unfucking himself recently
Why does he look so reptilian in this pre-game picture
>>154398820>>154398790idk growing up in québec a lot of friends went to BC to pick fruits and smoke weedno one stayed unless they got addicted to hard drugs
>>154398841Who you gonna cry about when you gain independence and your life is still complete shit?
>>154398849Secret cancer
>>154398826fuckin burgers ruined my boy
My penguins (:
>>154398858Probably the flames and oilers since everything else in my life will be perfect.
>a mildcuck thread opyeah
>>154398826I used to love the teriyaki chicken at the mall but it was probably because I bullied my mom into asking them for double meat
>>154398858>vote for independance>immediately taken over by the US
uhmm guys... hockey general?
>>154398869American teams win cups anon. one of them will win
>>154398876
>>154398876pizza 73 honestly looks so fucking badis it?
>154398871>t.
Habs top line is -13 at 5 on 5. That’s insane.
andddd thread ruined
>>154398883
There are way too many indians here.
>>154398882same gay shit but you get guns back. whats the problem?
>>154398883games are overwe're like /hoc/ wives, just chilling and gossiping
>>154398882It's what they really want, they are just too pussy to say it out loud.
>milc>cnnk>fac>gun
Ok but how does this affect Marner's legacy?
>>154398898Bootlicker anon is about to rush in and say they're "shut down" for the zenith time. Don't ask him why St. Louis refuses to shuffle the deck and mix the lines up if Cooper has us locked down so well.
Gonna tell my kids this was Star Wars
>>154398910Then maybe you should’ve made Canada a place worth living it because the common sense folk want out
>>154398909Think I'll impregnate them all desu
MSL: "Tampa is really good at getting the calls."
>>154398923You guys also voted Carney in, buddy friend pal senpai
>>154398909I'll take the bottom left for anal sex please and thank you, gary
>>154398929wouldn't go close to xhekaj baby mama(not pictured)
>>154398942What's the new MIGA script on why Carney is bad?
>>154398944that's a 50 goals/season award trophy wife
>>154398910>separate, become our own country >51st state>stay in jeetnadia These are everyone's preferences here in that order and nobody is afraid to say it
>>154398898>adding the +/- of a lineBruh
>>154398909why do preggers always hold their wombs? weird.
>>154398949He’s doing backdoor deals with corrupt politicians to secure a majority government he agreed to import more Indians he hasn’t built any pipelines he is limiting free speech he is making it so you need Id to use social media. The list goes on.
>>154398749Broooo stop you're gonna get sued for sexual harrassment by E.M.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>154398958paid photograph probably told them to do so, its a baby shower after all
I think we just need to kick the faggot worthless martimes out and the country would be better. Fucking nothing but useless eaters over there
>>154398955I crush 50 cheeseburgers a season easy. it's the same thing
>>154398949>why is a globalist banker badTrump also wanted to get Carney elected so miss me with that MIGA shit
>>154398965Oh so just the usual MIGA script, carry on
>>154398958also, i have a huge beer gut and i have to hold it because it gets hit by gravity and its uncomfortable
>>154398909>CheerleaderEffect.jpg
>>154398909>Drives an Escalade in the passing late doing 5 under near you
>>154398979>Couldn't argue against any of those points Yep
>>154398956Im gonna laugh so hard when your faggot little vote fails.
>>154398949>MIGAI thought all the tranys left when kipshit was killed. shoo troon
>>154398958>emphasizes it>it's cool to feel the baby moving
>>154398978No he didn't.
I don't know enough about Canada to participate.
the oilers are so doomed...
>>154398965okay but those are all good things. what are the bad things? no backdoor deals either people are jumping sinking ship with Pierre at helm. should have voted for the PPC
>Alberta separates >flames win the Stanley cup and captain Dustin wolf shakes president Danielle smith hand
>>154398988None of your points are substantiated by anything unless you're going to post some links
>>154398989I'm not in Alberta. But pissing you libfag cucks off is always enjoyable, so I'll root for em
>Hockey?
>>154398995But they're winning
>>154398990He's just a faggot maritimer. If he doesnt suck off a liberal politician at least once every 9 minutes they bust his front door down and make him get a job.
Why do the oilers look so much better defensively? Did someone come back or something
>>154398992>conservatives leading by a mile in the polls>trump gets involved>lets carney play the hero against the foreigner>canadians rally around the flag>carney rockets to the topStop falling for political theatre
>>154398997>SAAAAAAARRRRRRRR kill yourself, Go DUCKS!
>>154398973heck yeahquebec + maritimes powercouplewe stop dealing with anything american and deal only with yurope, like our ancestors didalso since it will be a 5 to 1 french/anglo ratio, everyone will be required to learn french
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRR
name of the song play now?
>>154399003poor baby... can someone give him his emotional support tina?
>>154399002>im a libfag because i dont want my country to break upFucking moron.
>>154398997>more indians >good Gm Sukhdeep. Due to your abhorrent posts, -17 izzat has been deducted from your samsara account.
>>154399006They having a laugh
>>154399018Country Roads
>>154398989Secession isn't even a question in the referendum you replying to a retard, probably trb>>154399010Trump got involved by doing annexation threats and a trade war retard, did you see him sending over JD to Ottawa to campaign with Carney like he's fucking Orban? You're the one making up some kind of headcanon like a tard.
>>154399029>annexation threatsAre those in the room with us right now?
>>154399021
>>154398965>>154398997both posted by some raped bitch on a vpn
This 16 for Edmonton is really good. Is he their secret weapon or something
>>154399012Yeah cool let quebec pay their fucking EI. Thats fine with me.
> Theo Fleury, a former NHL player and Calgary Flames star, has become an outspoken advocate for the Alberta separation movement, leveraging his social media platforms to promote the idea of Alberta becoming an independent nation.
Duckies need to score at least 3 goals if they wanna win tonight
Just watch the game you hollow fucking faggot losers
>>154399032>day 450 of blumpfs 1 day operation to annex canada
>>154399043most of ot goes to 7$ a day subsitized kindergardensit costs like 15K$ a year in ontario
>>154399045This is why he'll never make the HoF
>>154399047
>>154398889Its greasy and tastes like cardboard
>>154398997SAAARRR
>>154399029>Trump got involved by doing annexation threats and a trade war retardYeah, that was the easiest way to help Carney win. >make a bunch of noise>people stop focusing on domestic issues and focus on foreign policyIf the question of the election was "are you better off now than 10 years ago" the Liberals would have lost so many seats they would lose official party status. Instead the question was "Trump?" and Carney could easily win that topic.
These fags checking if the other team is OK meanwhile the Habs and Bolts were trying to end the other team’s life KeK
Theo R. Fleury
why were they helping carlsson up? did they forget his antics in game 3? at least have the decency to step on his neck or something...
>>154399063This entire post is just jew farts
>>154399045Theo fluery should be president of an independent alberta. Hes one of the few nhl players with a functioning brain.
If the Oilers want to win this one, they're gonna have to stay at least one goal ahead of the ducks
RAPTORS WON BITCH
>>154399052all part of the plan https://youtu.be/7ONreTYHNUE?si=mlw6t6tLC1-fRh_B
>>154399055Oh cool more subsidized industry in the maritimes. How many is that now?? All of them?? My taxes paying for some dipshits babysitter across the country. Fucking bullshit.
>>154399008think their defense is a bit spooked with a new goalie (Jarry) in net so they are very on it. seems to have worked for them.
>>154399077Big if true
>>154399079eww apehoop
>>154399024>have loyalty to a country that hates you because... well, you just HAVE TO mmk?Not only are we never removing power from lib boomers, they just casually stole a majority in the most blatantly corrupt "crossing the isle" banana republic fuckery I've ever seen in my life. This country is an absolute joke, and you're never prying power away from our inverted pyramid voter demographic of 50+yr olds, jeets, and women. Like anon said, PPC was the only hope, but they were too good for this post-national economic zone. Plan B is just hitting the ejection seat, but AB probably has enough inserted jeets to block the vote anyway, which should make you nice and happy. Here's a Mcgayvid webm to keep this /hoc/ related.
>>154399069Radical Radrageous Rocking Rawesome Rock star Righteous
Refs are trying their damnedest to help the ducks
>>154399079
>>154399096I’m albertan but im voting no because im concerned about my pension and my federal aid that helps fund my social worker that helps me live
I've been pretending that I could see the puck for most of my life. I'm afraid of getting bullied
>>154399101Oilers so used to getting sucked off that when they commit a penalty they think it's illegal
>>154399096PPC is a thoroughly MIGA party anon. Nobody in this country supports MIGA or Israel
Why are their so many fucking refs on the iceThe linesmen can be in booths right on the blue linesThe other refs can be on a wire system that lets them be above the iceIf they need to swoop down and break up a fight, or pick someone up and drop them in the penalty box, they can do that
>>154399096you shouldnt get so angry then you wont see the other snake as some type of hope.
>>154399074If you dont see how Carney and the liberals used scare tactics revolving around trump in order to get morons to vote for them then you are probably one of the morons they were targetting.
>>154399101Neutral and tink that was a legit trip tbqh
>>154399023
>>154399109we know
>>154399104I'm voting yes because I want you to die
>>154399096They are teammates now what a mindfuck. It’s a metaphor for life in a way
>global hegemon wielding economic power and threatening military force is no issue goy
Will we ever get anime night again?
>>154399122Wha....how?
>>154399082ah nah its just quebec, i dont know what the fishermen donwith your moneyturn off the tap bruh
>>154399096Thats a lot of assumptions buddy. Do you feel better now?
>>154399133Game 3 of the Stanley cup
>>154399123What of the 9 questions are you voting yes for?
>>154399096i thought the pink pony club was a metaphor, you're telling me it's a canadian political party?
WHat is Kopitar going to do now?
>>154399130Who ya talking to champ?
>>154399152You on your vpn probably but idk
>>154399104You're a fucking cuck lol lmao lol what a bitch hey everyone look at this gay ass nerd hes fucking handicapped and poor lmao a broke ass retarded bitch TALKING POLITICS ON HOC SHUT THE FUCK UP AND DIE we talk about HOCKEY on HOC go to your local library to talk POLITICS YOU NO FRIENDS RETARD holy fuck btw im voting SEPERATE if it means you'll SUFFER
>>154399146Whichever ones will give death to my enemies
Knob needs to put a leash on his rookies. Can't be getting stupid penalties. He should just make them stand and shoot the puck in deep.
Cutter Gotye
nice shot
If Alberta leaves Canada, will they still be able to see the puck?
score
CUTTAH
ohnonononono
CUTTER DUCKIES SCAAAAAAR
>>154399160And those ones are?
DUCKIES GET ON THE BOARD
>>154399157Sorry buddy but no. You are just sperging at nothing
fuck this nigga ekholm he's so old and washed
>>154399158I'm socially liberal and fiscally conservative
Skinner would have saved that
>It was 2-0
just quacked my pants
Penalty kill looked good until #16 for the white team went for a change
>>154399151be a rich old man
Why is Oilers goaltending so bad
i hate the oilers so much
Bros...the Raptors won. Canada's team (tm) has tied the series at two a piece. Who here catching the dinomania
These albertans that want to separate are insane they want to defund social workers and pensions
>>154399165shit yeah these fuckers are pretty good at licatong and noticing the puck
Most dangerous lead is real?!
>>154399162good deal just ordered this pizza and oilers nice.
>>154398619You're a canadian faggot
>>154399187and let in 5 others.
>>154399179Varies from moment to moment
>>154399186Just like my Islanders!
Ekholm with the lazy poke-n-pray Murphy would never…
If the Oilers lose this I'm gonna go buy a bunch of fast food and kill myself by overeating until I have a heart attack
for all the shit oilers goalies get, dostal is just about as bad
>>154399151What euro league do washed up slovenians play in?
>>154399203how come 'berta gets the best gameday deals?
>>154399215I hope they lose by a lot then
SPlitting up McDavid and Drai has been a mistake
>>154399199>social workersThey call them workers but they dont work. whats the deal with that?
i'm so old i remember when roslovic was a jet
>>154399186"I dont think my taxes should pay for the poors abortions" lmao I dont care faggot kill yourself bitch ass bitch hey KOPITAR IS GONE FOREVER is what we talk about on HOC go get bullied for your soccer mom politics at the NRA rally yankee
whos the bigger retard mitch or xrb?
Knob's a major retard. He won't develop his rookies in the regular season but would gladly drop them in nuclear playoff games. FUCK YOU.
>>154399215
Janny clean this shit up we don’t fucking care
>>154399216Oh us ducks know and call him out for it
just logged in to /hoc/ why is mitch having a meltie now?
>>154399198I don't know how they did it, they're easily the worst team in those playoffs
>>154399230Probably you for asking that
>>154399232What the fuck
>/hoc/ is /ckhok/
i just want to say, as an american, that i support all the albertan separatists.also, go flames!
>>154399219Thats a thick bun. why not a much more based chili dog.
lmao Alberta has a teacher shortage. They are bringing in international trained teachers. That means more Indians. Go Flames
>>154399237does Gibson regret going to the Wongs?
mitch paid his taxes on his used subaru to support to lazy maritimers.
>>154399151whatever the f*** he wants
WHO. THE. FUCK. CARES. TALK. HOCKEY.
Cucknadiens suck too much to win.
Rob Schiender and Elon musk recognize the free republic of alberta. We are leaving and taking the Edmonton oilers with us. When they win the cup it will be one of our many accomplishments as a nation.
>>154399239somalian on vpn got the confederation in shamblesalso no one seems to care about the game as either the hasbs or tampon will winn it all
>I haven't seen a new indian street food video in years>indians are the CEOs of most tech companies nowI see..
>>154399252How does one lay siege to the egg fort?
>>154399232that's what we are going to do to Alberta when it gains independence
>>154399258Augustine gonna steal his job soon too
>>154399215I'm going to let my bet ride like I have since I won with game 2 and then I'll buy some video games after game 5
>>154399258Probably but I get why he wanted to leave. No one expected the ducks rebuild to finish this quick and we are still probably a defense away from being cup contenders
>>154399222>>154399231Knoblach knows what hes doing. McDavid just gets targeted and swarmed every time he has the puck. Same with Draisatl to a less extent. He splits them up to get them to play support/playmakers. He randomly puts them together at times to try and get something big going. If he leaves them together the teams will just stack a defensive line anyway.
seeing la get eliminated and the outpouring of support for kopitar today kind of has me second guessing my existence as a professional sports fan. although impartial to the kings it made me question how it would look if it was my team and my arena. 15 20000 people on their feet standing ovation for a sub .500 team that just got swept in the first round. fuckin embarrassing
>>154399263Maybe you shouldnt have started this then
Americans have to ruin the planet and the global economy with their love for jews and then they have to ruin /hoc/ with the most basketball american tier posting imaginable
Hat trick challenge or boy aquarium cocktail?
>>154399252Is he allowed to leave?
>>154399293You will never be a woman
>>154399293You can just ignore bad posts I do it all the time
>>154399256in canada, chili reheaters vats are used for poutine sauce so unless you're in québec/ontario, chilli dogs are hard to find
>>154399293It's comments like that that forces us to oppress people.
>>154399306Good idea I’ll ignore this post
the sens were en route to being elite until they decided to21 draft - take Tyler Boucher at #1022 draft - trade #7 for Debrincat and traded away for scraps23 draft - trade for Chychrun and traded away scraps
>>154399293the tribe or chinese and jeets. pick your poison.mcdavid will be a leaf in 2 years.
individual thread IDs nowwhy is sharty streets ahead of this shithole as far as features go?
>>154399271> as either the hasbs or tampon will winn it alltruuu
>>154399263whats next for our gut
>>154399307Oh god how awful. Where can I donate to help you poor people?
>>154399318was built with brown teenagers in mind
>>154399231This guy wants 5/12 forwards to be rookies like the Oilers are a team tanking for the top pick
>>154399318>seething leaf is a sharty posterof course go back you dysgenic freak
Edmonton just allowed to put 7 skaters on the ice
>>154399318NOOOOOOOOOOI don't want everyone to know that I can't see the puck
>>154399318Why cause you lost the argument lol
What stadiums have the best atmosphere? For me it’s Montreal ChicagoBuffaloEdmonton Boston (they’ve trailed off in recent memory)
matthews mcdavid and brady are all joining the metro soon...
>>154399329we were all sharty posters when staff got their mugs doxxed and rapeape couldn't hold the servers together
>>154399332it's fine. The ducks always have 8
Viel needs to be scratched for the rest of the playoffs. Tired of his bullshit.
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRR
>>154399332edmonton was also allowed four first overall picks in six years
drai skates like he's got poop in his drawers
>>154399318kek what a loser
>>154399343Metrosexuals that is
>>154399345Refs hate the ducks so no
four straight slurpers. thanks gareth.
wtf is a sharty
Dings went 35-51 and got a standing O lol
>>154399351Yea he does
cock mikke
>>154399342>BostonThey allowed SWAYMAN chants the whole game in their own barn
The Soilers should go to the final so they can lose 3 times in a row.
>>154399360A Marner?
Oh yeah fuck you Zach broken hymen
>>154399323get a deal with chili vats reheaters makers and send them westchili dogs or meat sauce dogs are very common in québec, theyre called michigans
>>154399357The slurping will only get worse
Oilers learned how to play defense
>>154399360someone from east lansing
why are they booing a power play is good for them
>>154399360I learned about it on april 14 2025
this fagkiddie is made of glass stay on your feet embelishing ass retard
>>154399344most people decided to go outside instead of going there
that should be 5 and a game for kneeing. most blatant knee ever, but small hats never get called.
That was a dumper.
>>1543993604chan copycat website of third world zoomer mongrels
Sennecke will lose a leg if he keeps doing that shit
>>154399360Infamous hacker group
Holy shit hymen tried to end the rookie's career
>>154399367That’s why I said they’ve trailed off recently but they used to be epic. Idk
>>154399351he might have crohns
>>154399391Lachiam!
>>154399332You always skate with 7 if you're saved. Except for the times he carries you
>zoomshits take over /hoc/>completely devoid of new gimmicks and memes
>>154399342>ottawa when montreal is in town>buffalo when montreal is in town> >rags,debbies,jlmis when montreal is in town>tampa,turds when montreal is in town>calgary, vancouver when montreal is in town
>>154399414I need AI to generate my memes
Pull it together captain
two minutes, kneeing
>>154399375I'll move to the UP and start running chilidogs across the border.
>>154399344no we didn't
>>154399360
>>154399403rookie probably said something anti semitic
>>154399432How’d you know I cheer for the flames
>>154399417based
>>154399423Deserved by both of them
>>154399422he's still not even a -1! he's doing well
>>154399414You were saying?
>o2lers
>>154399417I want to go to a game at the Bell Centre. Hopefully they bring the expos back at some point too
Take that Canada
GRANNY GOAL
DUCKIES TIE IT
wait are the ducks fun
it's happening again....
Los patos vuelan juntos
>>154399365how'd he know
EAT SHIT FUCKERS
tristan fatty not wide enough
JJJJAAAAARRRRRYYYYYYYYYYY
J A R R YARRY
Gotta keep Murphy and Dickinson on the pp I don’t fucking care if they’re tired Bouchard and Ekholm are worthless
SSSSSSCCCCCCCCCCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRR suck my shit soilers
oh no no no no no
>>154399430very common doesnt mean popular you pay like 1$ for the sauced fuckers so youll really have to build the market for itare you the cfa anon?hit me on linked in
WHY ARE THE OILERS SO FUCKING PATHETIC YOU LOSE IN THE FINALS TWICE AND NOW YOU'RE LOSING TO AN EMBARRASSING FRANCHISE NO ONE CARES ABOUT
It's over...
stupid ass drai stupid ass hyman always out for blood see what happens you apes
DIG THE FUCK IN
>>154399464Hello fellow californian
>>154399485I care about the ducks...
>KRIIIIIIS! KRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSS! DON"T PUT IN JARRY! HE SUCKS KRIS! KRIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSS!
>>154399483how do leafs feel about sonic the hedgehog?
>>154399437
>>154399485>he thinks the ducks are still just a new expansion franchise team that doesn't matter
>>154399496walt is tusks up
there are people in california happy right now
2-2 ducks
>>154399496like ingram has been doing anything better thus far
>c'était 2-0
If McDavid isn’t himself the oilers are so average
I remember trading for a young dman around the same time as jarry whatever happened to him?
I'm conflicted, I have oilers in 6 but I really want oilers eliminated
Mcgaykid cries on camera tonight. I have foreseen it
>Hymen causes power play>everyone blames JarryWHy?
>>154399485They made three movies and a tv show about this franchise wdym nobody cares about them
>>154399496anaheim cant score on him unless its a powerplay.
>>154399500I don’t know what the hell schizo none sense this is
>>154399512No they ain't dude don't worryThey're in debt their grandkids will never pay off, surrounded by non-whites who talk shit about them in a language they don't understand
>>154399453as long as im alive there will never be baseball in >mourialjews tried it and tried it again but its always guberment pays 80% of the bill
>>154399526cool it with the antisemitism pal.
Did the oilers think Jarry would be an improvement?
oilers taking a marner right now
>>154399485they get free rides ot finals. they are shit team and carried by refpuck. they are worse than theyve ever been and older and slower. add injuries and its a shit team that cant even make a simple pass out of their own zone.
>doordash ad is just all fatsat least they are honest
Bros i just saw a meteor or something fall to earth while i was out for a smoke it was miles and miles away but still pretty cool
>>154399499u w0t m8?
>>154399532Flyover cope never gets old
im playing diablo while watching the game
>>154399525idk if you're just tuning in now but he's been pretty checked out since game 1. he's played too much hockey these past few years there's nothing left. it was stupid of him to try and make the playoffs.
>Switch goalie mid series>Win next gameNOT SO FAST SOILERS!
McDavid probably needs a team change.
>>154399559Sonic loves chilidogs and in his tv show he ate them all the time. Made me want them as a kid
>>154399540Yeah so I’ve heard. You just need an ultra wealthy billionaire French Canadian that loves baseball that’s the only hope. Or some random billionaire that wants a team in Montreal for whatever reason
>>154399531earlier this season lamesposters were running /hoc/ let's just say they were not to lar with the big dawgs
does mcdavid hate himself? Does he have a humiliation fetish? I don't understand how he can stay in edmonton
>>154399575He's coming home
>>154399563Been watching this whole time, just sharing what Gary is texting me
>>154399581small cities are megacomfy
>>154399581it's a large part his fault that the team is shit and this is his way of exiting the situation he helped build without taking any blame
>>154399560Grew up in SFV and left for a state where I could afford a modest house on an acre, better schools, nicer people and most importantly, 98% white population. Enjoy your sun and fires bud.
This series is just highlighting the oilers lack of depth at every position. They really dont have shit beyond Mcdavid.
>>154399581No one seems to understand how severe McDavid's autism really is. In one interview, Lauren Kyle talked about McDavid being less intimate with her whenever she changes her hair color. Ketchup gives him panic attacks, and by extension, he fears the color red. He doesn't talk to anyone in the locker room outside the leadership group, hence the short tenure of good players.From the moment he was drafted by Edmonton, the entire org from the owner down to the equipment staff has had previous connection with him. McDavid's longtime manager(since he was 15), Jeff Jackson, was appointed as head of operations of the org. He's not going anywhere where there's change.
>>154399532California has its problems like everywhere but you’re literally delusional and you’ve let pol memes actually effect your worldview which is insane
>>154399596I will. Not everyone can make it here and that’s ok. Glad you found somewhere that works for you.
>>154399599They need to get a good trade for him while his hype is still alive
>>154399453Come and have le sheriff + a poutinr with me bud
I grew a moustache because all of my favourite hockey players have one
>>154399599connor who? oh that guy with a -6?
>>154399608lol no, I grew up around gangs, crime, white hatred, corruption and outrageous cost of living and got tired of it. The only cool thing about California is the beach and maybe yosemite, but even those are vastly overcongested. I don't miss a thing about it except for not having to stay up until midnight to watch the ducks lose.
>McDavid about to pull a Constantine
calli sucks ass but Norcal looks like paradise. if I could keep all my guns and my truck I would live there
>>154399599they have savoie
>>154399651>Norcal>paradise'no.'
>McDavid took a discount to stay with Edmonton all while they are still giving Nurse $10m a yearlolololololololololol
>>154399605Based as fuck. He's literally me.
a lot of wee lads in the ploffs this season
Cutter is a cool as fuck name
>>154399614Thanks bud. Glad your parents had money to help you. You get some in'n'out after waiting 90minutes for it this week?
go ducks go
the algorithmically-optimized minorities in every commercial are making my skin crawl
>>154399664100% sweetie
>>154399664don't forget 7m to walman next season
>>154399669Doubling down on the cope I see. You have a good night kid :)
>>154399588comfy is just a code word for boring desu
>>154399689not if you know where to go bub
Ron Maclean needs to fuck off. Where is Jen tonight?
>>154399662you have small wrists
>>154399685>i want out of this conversation now, please don't keep making me realize I hate living here
>>154399689Sounds like a jewish psyop
>>154399730Good times
granlund will score with 5 left to win
Is your mascot sex positive?
jesus fuck the diving is out of control
WALMAN JUST GOT POPPED
>>154399664i really really do not understand his thought process signing that contractdude is either stuck for two years or getting traded to a team he won't wanna play for
>>154399747
>>154399751Why are the soilers incapable of controlling their emotions? They mad about something?
Is this where the soilers get buckbroken for good?
yep i'm thinking gary's done with my oilies
SSSSSCCCCCCCAAAAAARRRRRRRR
>>154399751
that'll be seven million dollars lol
Too much estrogen.
>>154399762i was talking about walman you fucking retard
>>154399530
>>154399757The only places McMeme can go to are teams he wants. Literally everyone in the league would trip over themselves trading for him anyways.
>>154399747yeah
>>154399770Yzerplan was right
>>154399786are we sure he doesn't suck big tim
>>154399775Don't lie
>>154399788I agree, friend. Let's make it happen.
>>154399795oh look another olympic tourist that doesnt realize 99% of this genny hates the soilers.
refpuck reverse card
>>154399788The bar has been raised
>mason mcretard
>d3cks
HELP ME REFFIES!-oilers to gary bettman
>HE DOUBTED THE OILERS>HE DOUBTED THE OILERS>HE DOUBTED THE OILERS>HE DOUBTED THE OILERS>HE DOUBTED THE OILERS
that wasnt a hook. just ties up stick of guy that has puck. no hand contact, nothing.
>>154399802No I didn't watch the Olympics sorry
Literally won't matter. Ducks still winning this
What a weak hooking call
heh yeah that's another point for mcdavid :)
>>154399817Just kill the penalty bro
BOUCH BOMB !!!!!!!
>>154399793lel, he never lived up to the ridiculous hype he had but he's made a pretty nice career
What the FRICK
>>154399817i thought canadians actually played hockey
>>154399824as weak as the earlier tripping
Sources tell me Anaheim did not want to give that one up
>>154399824There's playoff officiating then there is Edmonton playoff officiating.They are getting Vegass year 1 levels of ref help the last few years.
6-3 ducks win incoming
>>154399836you mean the knee?
WE'RE SO BACK>>154399814>ducks have only scored goals because of PPs>muh refpuck!Faggot ass Anaheimer
>>154399814says you retard
mctavish is getting traded for that one
3-2 oilers
>>154399733>I Like Wedgie The My In Creas(e)
>>154399815>he doubted refpuck to save their ass
marner edition for next thread plox
>>154399849>>ducks have only scored goals because of PPs>>muh refpuck!Smart people know these are not the same thing. Soilers are refbabies and this is clear as day
>>154399860Oilers have twice the penalty minutes retard
>>154399836It was a knee. Not nearly as weak as the imaginary hook
My Uncle works for the Oilers and he told me they're trying to keep Anaheim from scoring again.
>>154399871See what I mean.from what? I believe in you anon you can answer this one
>>154399878Team fluffer?
>>154399871>it's only good reffing if both teams have exactly the same number of penalty minutes
>>154399877Or the trip that never happened
>ppg>ppg>ppg>ppg
>>154399878My mom fucks the Ducks and she was saying they have no trouble scoring
Real retard hours tonight
>>154399884>it's only good reffing if the oilers aren't allowed to have power plays
>>154399884>oilers are cheating with the refs help! >nooo ignore that the oilers have been penalized more the whole game!
>>154399890
>>154399900holy fuck you are dumb. both things can happen little guy
bread...
>"ducksliving.com"Sounds grim!
tick tock wagies
>>154399848>>154399877meant the trip called on LaCombe in the first
imagine getting shutdown by jarry
That fucking Draisaitl give away
LMAO they are going to think starting Jarry was the right decision now
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edmonton's weakness is glaring, they're fucked next round
