my bearsies' new giga wigga finna boutta move mountains
>>154399449*loins finna mogg da burrs*
>undefeated season>natty winner>heisman winner >#1 overall pick [YOU ARE HERE]>first dual ROTY/MVP>super bowl champion >Super Bowl MVP dont run when it comes
>>154396810>is too nice of a guy to play for the Raiders.Brady has been bringing nothing but nice guys into the organization, he's clearly trying to change the culture and bad guy image.
>>154399490and miss the playoffs epic style
>>154399561Thay's all they have though, if you take their identity away then they'll just be the Browns, they're not going to stop being shit lol
Wions
>>154399695VVVVVVVVGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>154399672>they're not going to stop being shit lolBrady and Kubiak are changing that
go away battlebeast
Diego Pavia going to the Ravens is classic karma headed the Kiwifaggot's way KWAB
>>154399686>Feel free to bet Bengals win total underpontificating betting the bengals go 1-7 and 2-6 the first half of the season before the schedule comes out
How did my Wions do in the draft?
>>154399739Kid>teams fail young quarterbacks before young quarterbacks fail teams >*moves on from his young quarterback after like 10 starts*what did he mean by this
>>154399761KoC *
I just started jiu jitsu 6 months ago and have gotten promoted to blue belt. I bet i could crank anyone in this general into a submission faster than you fat faggots could blink…Dont ever say shit about my chargers again you fucking piece of shit
Bros I refereed three different sports this weekend. Refchads keep winning
>>154399761A preview for the Cardinals after Beck throws his 10th interception of the year
>>154399686>>154399478Got to give this guy credit for coming up with novel ways to sound like the dumbest dude on the planet
>>154399776
>>154399776you already posted this in the nba thred
>>154399791statyfags are embarrassing
>>154399813>bulbasaur squeak
>>154399826Sounds like the peanut brain is having another Bo induced melty
I'm a big, gay retard that is gay. And retarded!
>>154399867Christian Wilkins.....
>>154399892We get it, you dont know ball and also have a hate boner for Burrow.
>>154399892Signing Diego Pavia to a UDFA deal really mindbroke you huh?
>>154399892Burrow: 1 Super Bowl appearanceLameme: 0 Super Bowl appearances
>>154399780Did you make at least one blatantly terrible call a match, then wink at the parents?
>>154399780Did you assert yourself as the preeminent force on the field, and make the entire game about you?
>>154399929it's mostly gonna be Tyler Huntley but it'd be interesting to see him out there for the Ravens in the preseason lmao
>>154399892This was a preseason game btw
>>154399745Is Pavid a Gorilla? Look at that height and wingspan difference
>>154399892You've already proven you're the dumbest dude on the planet when it comes to QBs year after year for years nowYou need to learn OL. It's not boring, it's actually fun, and maybe you'll understand that more than you do QB?One great thing about Sean Payton is he never has bad OLs. With Denver the genius thing he did was immediately put together a good OL as soon as he took overLook how much time Bo Nix has to throw:https://youtube.com/shorts/hOqiSniRFw4
>>154400140Do we take Dark Souls 2 seriously?
stop arguing i dont like it
>>154400172only a retard would
>>154400140Are you all done now? Everytime you open your mouth you make everyone around you dumber. It's insane you don't know this about yourself. But that's why you need friends to help you sort all this out. Once you go out and start making friends you'll get better at realizing how retarded you are, and once you realize that you'll become a much more cool and a much more likable person, you know, the opposite of what you are now?It's the same with friends, you keep pretending you have friends when you're on here 16 hours a day because you have some story of going out ever blue moon. It's always a sad story of you out with people who don't like you. But if you keep going out you will find friends that will talk to you and help you get sorted out. Imagine what that would be like, having friends that call you all the time and want to spend a lot of time with you. Doesn't that sound nice?
>>154400250This is that sense of humor that this anon referred to:>>154399642It's sad
I MUST BREED MINA KIMES
>>154400290She got me hard talking about how tough my teams draft pick is
Lions 2026 draft picks:1st #17 Blake Miller OT Clemson2nd #44 Derrick Moore DE Michigan4th #118 Jimmy Rolder LB Michigan5th #157 Keith Abney CB Arizona State5th #168 Kendrick Law WR Kentucky6th #205 Skyler Gill-Howard DT Texas Tech7th #222 Tyre West DE Tennessee
>>154400309based!
>>154400290she looks like invincibles mom
>>154400140Lil bro is coping hard that Diego Pavia might be on his team's roster in September
>>154400314The ai shoop shit is so cringe
>>154400339dont criticize jennys art like that shes trying and is sensitive about it
This dickfag is always talking about foreskin. He brings it up unprompted. What a weird obsession.
>>154400351>artkys
>>154400325Thought he was taking a year off to get plastic surgery so he doesn't look 45 anymore before he signs with a team's practice squad
>>154400356He probably has nasty foreskin infested with fungus so it's on his mind constantly
mental health check
>>154400415You're not helping your case with a post like this kek
>>154400434I'm on the brink brosWatching the draft was the only time I've enjoyed myself in like 6 months
Chiefs & 49ers both move into top 3 in their conferences in odds to make Super Bowl after the draft
He's obsessed with dicks lol he can't help it. He closes his eyes and he sees dicks. He's insatiable.
>>154400502Why both their drafts were dogshit
>>154400507The case that you're not mentally ill lel
>>154400459This dude over here acting like he's showered this month. In his mind he probably thinks he showered just the other day
lets talk about jenny
>>154400507He's having a mental breakdown
>>154400550A four inch penis will do that to you
Whatever happened to Bahamanon? An hero?
>>154400573I miss him so much bros
>>154400573swept away to davy jones locker by hurricane helene im afraid
>>154400581Brah. Quit pretending like you showered this month and go do it. Baby steps. One after another to the shower. Will yourself step by step. Not I think I can I think I can, but I know I can I know I can, step by step. Now go!
>>154400290>>154400314>>154400337>>154400459built for BBC(Big Bronco Cock)
>>154400573I'm guessing he was a Pacific islander type like Tua because he posted the most when Tua was doing well, posted the least when Tua was out, and then flat lined once Tua was done. All those pics of Tua at island dances probably fired up a lot of the indigenous Bahama natives
>>154400668>mid 2000s s type
>>154400728its blue book value is less than my guitar amplifier but im sure its a fun drive
>>154400668Think if you had a nice edition
>>154400709i hope he can run just as well as he did after this injury, senpai.
Woopsie!
>bragging about a 2004 carLMAO
>>154400775That is officially gay
>>154400784I remember bragging about my 1993 car when I was a teenager :(
>>154400331How would you even determine this? There is so much going on during the pass rush that other than obvious shit like the QB running outside of a clean pocket and getting decked or the line being obliterated in 0.1 seconds after the snap it'd be very subjective and you'd have to analyze each sack on a case by case basis
>>154400784>>154400728That's $2K USD per Kelley Blue Book, buddy!
>>154400758im glad you have a nice car
>>154400804He means your 2004 piece of shit.You posted a pic of it, you really can't see or tell how shitty that looks?>>154400668
>>154400314for me, its klunge
>>154400806>analyze each sack on a case by case basisThat's what they do, they watch every play. It's definitely subjective, but better than nothing as long as they have a consistent criteria.
>>154400804I like how you try to show off your car and wealth as an argument but then start saying how the price of car doesnt matter.
>>154400890I noticed that too kek
>>154400890He reminds me of me when I was 15-20. I used to do dumb shit like that. I could see myself driving his piece of shit around back then and thinking it's cool and impressing the ladies. Lel.
>>154400974You are most definitely autistic or have some other huge brain problem. You need help fast before you keep wasting your life. You just need counseling and coaching. From a price but if you get friends that works too
>>154400998>PriceProfessional. Don't you have free health care over there? Use it
>>154401008Just go get help. Please, for your own sake and for the sake of everyone around you. Try to find a hot therapist
>>154400998This is objectively correct
>>154400480
i like how it feels the need to reply to every post the calls it out. that's woman behavior, learn to let things go.
What is happening in this thread?
I'm snuggling up with my Jalen pillow (got the deluxe with cock and anus add ons etc). Getting late here in Philly *gives Jalen a kiss as I take him in my arms*
>>154399490More like bå-às, only you guys (and your colonies like Canada) have the very rhotic r.
>>154401286Da Bearshttps://youtube.com/shorts/AL9I-5ocAMs
>>154400502>>154400522Because they both addressed positions of need in the draft, and if at least 2 of those players pan out then they will have fixed last year's weakness.
>>154400707>ban evading again
>>154399892>>154399907>>154399934What are you flyovers arguing about? Submit to The Darnold and you will know peace.
>>154400573If it's the same guy he shows up sometimes to celebrate the skatin' rays winning.
>pick up madden 26>hear a dyke female announcerI’ve heard it’s gone bad but I didnt know it was that bad
>>154401329kek. based
>>154401679jesus christ he got bailed out on that overthrow. no wonder he's getting exposed, lol.
>>154401090>>154401053built for BBC(Big Bronco Cock)
>>154400974>I had a $1600 BMW E36 and pulled in 2021 because I'm not autistic.This might be the single most depressing/pathetic thing I've read on 4chan in some time.
>>154401865Sort your life out cunt. You're cooked.
Welcome to /nfl/ here's your Marmite and Haka dance.
>>154399776Why why why why why are Martial Arts fags so obsessed with their hobby? Literally the vegans of hobbies, shoving their new activity into every conversation. Trying to sneak it in there hoping to get an>Oh wowfrom literally anyone.>Yeah I can finish this but I have to leave at 6 latest because BJJ TRAINING>hey whats a good newbie running routine for someone who ALSO DOES BJJ?>Yeah haha couch isnt for me I relax more actively in my BJJ CLASS>just non-alcoholic beer for me, I have BJJ LATER
>>154401949kek
what compels a man to spend the #56 overall pick to draft a TE who averaged leas than 100 yards per years and who will be 25 at the start of the season?
reminder: mel kiper knows ball
>>154401818indian detected
>>154402285does he know someone put shoe polish on his head?
>>154402342it's called bld bro
my bills :)
Grilling some steak for lunch
>>154401961>takes you DOWN>forces you to submit to his chad martial arts cock>takes your holes whether you want it or not
Grilling some bussy for lunch
>>154402202Kek
How much of Philly's success is due to their GM?I heard the Hawk's GM is really good too.
I really enjoy it when Analysts call out teams for drafting 24+ year olds who refused to leave college.
>using your $7000 gaming PC to browse 4chan
>>154402661>he doesn't play pragmata on one screen and shitpost on the other screen casuals >>>/out/
i still don't understand why the jets rushed to hire him after the fins fired him
OC: Eric BienemyRBs coach: Demarco MurrayRBs: Kenneth Walker, Emmett JohnsonSurely you ball knowers can see what’s coming…
>>154402774>DB coach: David Mer-ACK
>>154402810I’m sure he’ll… BEAT the charges.
>>154400225Bengoids are not ok
>>154400415>>154400507>>154400581Kiwi is not ok
>>154402536So it is gay innit
>>154402774So the choofs are gonna be a running team again? Murray was a dallas OL babby btw
>>154402848There's nothing gay about making a man submit to you
>>154402202The Faguars are retarded
>>154402588He’s good but the owner puts a ton of money into escrow so he can use insane void years. Basically they have more cap than other teams. Of course he’s successful.
>>154402774Funny how you left out their week 1 starting QB
>>154402870Yeah that seems to be the plan, which makes sense as Mahomes recovers from his ACL. Even when he’s playing again it would be smart not to put too much on him. He was literally our leading rusher for most of last season because our running game was so bad, which contributed to the injury. Similar to when our o-line got crushed in the Buccs super bowl it seems like Veach is saying never again
>>154399571Presumably Lions draft Goff’s replacement next year? I think he’s supposed to be a bridge QB game manager like Alex Smith until they get their guy. Maybe Manning to the Lions?
>>154399776>jiu jitsuEnjoy the imminent agony of constantly subluxxing and dislocating your shoulders and eventually having to get expensive surgeries so that you can lift your arms again
The biggest cope is having to talk about a players RAS rather than their results on the field. Teams really be acting like they have invested resources into developing players at multiple positions and are successful doing it. There are only a handful of teams who do it regularly at maybe three positions. Ravens, Packers, maybe Eagles. Everyone else can get fucked. Film don't lie.
>>154402202Uhhhh... he's a good blocker, or something
>>154403080By the 6th and 7th round all that’s left is usually athletes and special teamers in the NFL. Beware the early round RAS.
>>154403080The RAS cope is reasonable for 6th/7th-round picks though. You're not going to find guys with good production and/or consistent film that late. Just flashes and traits at best.
>>154403080These melties about RAS DOESN’T REAL!!! ISHYGDDT!! only started after my Chiefs got Jeff Caldwell btw kek
>>154403079the anal accelerator
>>154403139RAS is an evaluation of raw athletic potential. It *does* mean something. It just depends on whether the team can develop and make the most out of the player.The Colts are QB hell. They couldn’t even hang on to Peyton Manning, killed Andrew Luck, brought in uh Philip Rivers uh Matt Ryan uh. Couldn’t coach up Richardson properly. They have no idea how to handle QBs. Richardson was always going to bust going there. If he went to someone like the 49ers?
>RAS don't mean shitI know this is false because even the biggest idiot here would pick the more athletic guy if everything else was equal.
>>154403156>If he went to someone like the 49ers?Kek. Erm Richardson just needs a stellar run game and a good defense and to throw checkdowns and also an offensive wizard HC that scheme guys open, THEN he'd be goodYeah, no. RAS is nothing but cope for 7th rounders
>>154403201Yeah yeah. Jeff Caldwell is the next DK Metcalf. Seethe.
>>154403201>Nope it doesn't mean shit or correlate to success whatsoever. Ok, as I said to someone in a previous thread, you don’t seem to understand what RAS even is. If you did, you wouldn’t have said this. You seem to think it’s some kind of abstract opinionated algorithmic score like a PFF grade, where some conspiratorial dweebs are giving their own personal grades of things. No. All RAS is, is a full review of hard stats, aggregated into a composite score. Meaning: height, speed, vertical, etc. things that objectively do matter in sports. Now do those measurables matter exclusively and above all else? No. But do they not matter at all? Obviously that would be retarded to say
>>154403201Sure, there are outliers, but it's a numbers game. You haven't even heard of more than 1 or 2 of these guys.Everyone agrees that film is important, no one would rely on just athleticism (except for maybe special cases at the end of the draft).Fwiw, I'm an RAS defender and I was really high on ARSB. I really wanted >my to take him with our early 2nd round pick.
>>154403262>do those measurables matter exclusively and above all else? No. But do they not matter at all? Obviously that would be retarded to sayThis is all that matters in this conversation. Anti-RAS arguments are strawmanning, while also asserting something completely idiotic.
>
So RAS is the new PFF, huh?
>>154403311A true meeting of the minds. Powerful.
Shedur will cook with KC & Boston.. perfect timing
Washington low key won the draft
>>154403201Statty boys reign supreme for playoff predictions, but in the draft there's just not enough data. Stats are less predictive for players than they are for team and these dudes have been playing half their games against sub-Tards level filler teams.
>your team>the player you think your team actually wanted to pick but he got sniped>the player you're happy got picked before your team so they weren't tempted >favorite pick of the draft (your team)>favorite pick of the draft (not your team)>your best mile time, if you have one>your favorite drink, any kind
i can't wait for diego to prove the haters wrong
>>154403380>>your teamWashington, unfortunately>>the player you think your team actually wanted to pick but he got snipedDelane>>the player you're happy got picked before your team so they weren't temptedJeremiyah Love>>favorite pick of the draft (your team)None>>favorite pick of the draft (not your team)Delane to be sure>>your best mile time, if you have oneI haven’t moved in 8 years. My gaming mouse is literally glued to my hand >>your favorite drink, any kindThe many bottles of my own urine
we winnin
>>154403401Don't come to the game tomorrow
>>154403401A real battle of the giants when we get Shedeur vs Pavia (in the NFL not UFL you little shits)
>>154403380>>your teamMy Kansas City Chiefies :3>>the player you think your team actually wanted to pick but he got snipedDidn’t happen and could never happen :3 We got exactly the guy we wanted through pure genius Chiefies 5d chess. Spags reportedly told Veach not even visit Delane :3>>the player you're happy got picked before your team so they weren't temptedJeremiyah Love>>favorite pick of the draft (your team)Emmett Johnson :3>>favorite pick of the draft (not your team) Makai Lemon >>your best mile time, if you have oneKys>>your favorite drink, any kindCoffee :3 I would literally die before I stop drinking coffee :3
>>154403380RamsKaydn ProctorMax KlareChase Bisontis to the Cards7:58Zinfandel
>>154400316An old lady? Agreed
>>154403380>>your teamEagles>>the player you think your team actually wanted to pick but he got snipedMonroe Freeling>>the player you're happy got picked before your team so they weren't temptedKenyon Sadiq>>favorite pick of the draft (your team)I think Lemon is great but I'm hoping Cole Wisniewski is exactly the Blankenship replacement I think he is.>>favorite pick of the draft (not your team)Treydan Stukes to the Raiders. He's going to be a stud.>>your best mile time, if you have one4:58, in high school>>your favorite drink, any kindI love a good Arnold Palmer
>>154403380>>154403460>Player they actually wanted but got snipedJeremiyah Love
>>154403406>NoneYou don't like Styles? Or Williams?
>>154402750Bell was a very good running back for a few seasons but he and zoomers in general seem to overrate his career performance severely
>>154403313They’re actually closer to opposites
>>154403484That’s a clear Queefie shitpost
Still thinking about that Gayleb Williams-Cole Kmet connection.
>>154403380EaglesFreelingThe other WRsStowersBain at 15Never had one but did 6 in <50 mins onceSwiss farms fruit punch
>>154403524I really should have clocked that, my bad
The world as we know it will never be the same. The definitive era of the 21st Century, the iconic Jeremiah Love Era, is about to begin
>>154403532Who and who?
>>154403558Bust. It’s actually the Heidenreich which has commenced
billsbros...
Reminder that Jeff Stoutland left the Eagles
Is >your team good or and at drafting, and does it matter?
>>154400314Bro you gotta use a pic of mina as the base, you can't just prompt it. L goons my dude
>>154403611Mickey Loomis and Jeff Ireland have seemed to get their heads out of their asses over the past few seasons.
>>154403619Kys
>>154403632L response my dude
But hath anyone analyzed the angle from which the draft was broadcast? And expressed a preference for whichwise angle therewith?
>>154403380GiantsMcDonaldLoveReeseEMW to the Browns-Lucozade
>>154403631I still wanted them to address edge. I don't trust that Chase Young has unbusted him yet and Carl Granderson is just okay. The interior of the DLine is coming along though with Vernan Broughton and Christen Miller next year.
>>154403631The Saints have 14 Wide Receivers on their roster currently
>>154403611How many playoff games have the Ravens won since 2021 again
>>154403610It's over for the niggles.
>>154403611That is a very stupid way to analysis it1) the #1 thing that matters is how well you hit. So any discussion of draft without analysis which trans do the best jobs of hitting on their picks is pure retardation2) each team has their own board so going by the "consensus bit board" is retarded
>>154403611>DCOE>Reach
>>154403703This. You can't really start to come to a conclusion on this until around 3 years later.
>>154403703Why are your posts always autocorrecting “teams” to “trans”, anon
>>154403611None of these actually assess the production of players taken
>>154403703I think those are fair criticisms, but the fact that it's a consensus board helps make it meaningful. It's obviously not perfect, but it's hard to measure "hits" as well.
>>154403719I'm a Seahawks fan
>>154403719Ha, i became active on /pol/ during the war and all they do there is talk about trannies so it got stuck on my phone. Let's see if I can delete that from autocorrect real quick..
>>154403380Raiders Sarratt in the 2ndNo ideaMendozaDJ allar just because utree seethed at the pick 5+ Min back in middle school coca cola
>>154403380CommandersNone come to mind, but I don't really keep up with prospects after Round 1Carnell Tate, I was so worried we'd draft himStyles obviously, but I'll also say Center Matt Gulbin at 209. I've seen some footage of him and I think he can develop into a starting center.Cowboys cooked with DownsI haven't ran a mile in forever. I've been walking a ton though. Walking is pretty much the best thing you can doLove me a Diet Coke
>>154399695Seems like they did a good job at the draft. We'll see how that all shakes out.
>jim wants to facetimewat do?
>>154403822pick up the phone with an enthusiasm unknown to mankind
>None come to mindKek
i..is that josh rosen?
>>154403703>>154403732Consensus big boards are retarded because the people putting those together don't watch film. They are just going off what team scouts coaches and GMs they interview and call are telling them. And each team has a wildly different board. Teams cut a lot of people from their boards so you can have one team targeting a list of players completely different from the next. They are all open about and there is lots out there you can read up on all this Now you do have national figures out there doing there own film work but none of them are very good at it. None have a good track record. Half their big board top ten is always busts I find my own big board to be better than any of the big names out there. But there are a lot of amateur film nerds out there, and there are good ones out there for each position. Also former NFL star players You go watch the film studies on just the WRs for example. You do that you'll see there is really 5-6 WRs you could argue best in this draft not just 2-3 like the Consensus big board says. That's why so many times the 4-6 guys on the consensus big boards become big stars than 1-3Example would be an EDGE class i studied a few years ago and we got into a lot of debate on here Everyone but me kept saying 1-3 on the big boards were really the best but I knew a 4-5 guy was really the best and I ended up right. This happens a lot were the 4-6 guy is better than the 1-3 guys on the big boards Also you have to look at teams needs and best fits which Consensus Big Boards don't even attempt to address
>Shanahan & Lynch did it this draft too
>>154403877>maybe the wildest draft phot everWhoever posted this deserves to be a Saw victim
>>154403906NTA, but I'm not reading all this, sorry
>>154403877There is nothing particularly "wild" about any of this. Smells like a stinky dovpost.
>>154403929It's okay, we all have our disabilities. At least you're on a board of text though, props for that. I have a friend so bad at reading he just does audio. I've suggested online discussion boards to him including /NFL/ here but he's so bad at reading he can't do it. So you're not as disabled as him at leastBut yeah for non disabled people that took 1 second to read. I'm gifted at reading though
Can he save Arizona?
>>154403611yeah the browns have the 8th fewest wins since 2021 but at least they're the 3rd best drafting team**according to vibe metrics and drug-induced hallucinations
>>154403768>utreeWhen I first started watching the YouTube football guys, he was my favorite, but I actually think he’s kind of dumb. Perna is the best of them but grossi has grown on me because his cheery disposition is so genuine.
>>154403964Nobody can read that in 1 second
>>154403906NTA but I read this and you're right
Mendo--AAACCCCK!
how much would you pay for her pussini?
>>154403906NTA but I read this in .5 seconds and you’re wrong
>>154404054Buy an ad, dov
>>154403973Already has
>>154403973Inshallah, the West will learn to fear the Cardinal once more
>Way too early 2027 NFL Mock Draft Roundup
>>154404054About 10 centtini
>>154404019What will be cash is when we get to the time where each team has beat writers down to film nerds focusing on doing big boards just for that team. So all 32 teams have a different big board that analysts that specialize in that team create. As it is now, my team does have a good talent evaluation guy here locally but other than him every one else just goes off the generic national big boards
>>154403994Utree is a football autist but not really funny, Perna is cringe but does occasionally sneak good jokes in, as long as he isn't fantasizing about fucking men
>he watches youtuber autismShiggy
>>154404102>Utree is a football autistUtree doesn't know ball, all he knows is how to summarize a team subreddits thought process.
>>154404054>payLmao
>>154404054I'd unironically marry her
>>154404102Perna is a particular brand of retarded shock jock radio host that I like but when he gets serious he tends to have surprisingly good analysis and unlike e.g. a Brett Kollman he gets to the fucking point and doesn’t wax about how he never says this or that and give a soliloquy before delivering. Once the ranting got a little old I found myself not liking tree much at all. Perna’s weekly show is also well structured.I will say I really hate how Perna and Grossi’s show tends to have 20 minutes of nothing before they start actually talking about the week/subject at hand.
>>154404110>watchAckchyally I listen on my nightly walks/jogs :)>>154404119I agree with this take
>>154400668Holy FUCKING BASED. Love me Panther platforms. Simple as.
>>154404119I said autist not rainman, Barry is decent too but he makes way too many cuck jokes and EDP died, Chiseled Adonis and Flemlo are great imo
>>154404170Barry McCockiner?
>>154404101one of the few advantages to being a cowboys fan is we have a bunch of guys like that, and really great draft content in general desu. though their boards aren't really made specifically for dallas. shout out crown global media
>they replaced simms with tomlinfucking retards
>>154404187Yeah, he used to be great
>>154404201i like simms tho
>>154404201that show is an abomination
>>154404201those pre game/halftime/post game panels are boring shit anyway. So long as he's still doing the Unbuttoned podcast i don't care
>>154404203I like his long form stuff, it’s nice to have a fellow eagles fan doing it but I probably trust his actual ball knowledge the least.>>154404206Same
The Browns winning the AFCN is plausible
>>154404201Who cares?
>>154404192I bet. My teams not in that top big market tier like Dallas, NY, etc. Those teams are so big market with such a heavy media concentration around them that I imagine the generic national big boards are skewed in favor of the huge market teams, or at least the handful of teams with scouts, coaches, GMs that blab the most to the "insiders"
>>154404232I am sincerely hoping Watson gets the job and just flat out kills it, like 40 tds 5 ints on a 12 win Browns team, the media melty will make the carter hart verdict seethe look like a joke
>>154404201I like Simms but it's not like he got much time in their coverage anyway. I only saw him briefly a few times so nothing of value lost to me. For Simms, I just go straight to the YouTube they have for him.
>>154404232Lmfao good one
>>154404276And the fans embracing it too would be kino. Imagine them banging the wall and chanting “OIL!” but in a solidarity sort of way.
>>154404330>in another timeline a group of Browns fans have dubbed themselves Deshaun’s Dudes and oil themselves up with baby oil during the gameWe’re truly in the worst one
>>154403994Same. UTree just feels like I'm reading an /nfl/ thread but without all the best jokes. Grossi is super reddit but it's so genuine that I unironically like it. I'm not going to hate on a man for being super invested in his football team, but it does make rewatching the Bears-Packers playoff game really funny>>154404110What else am I supposed to do? All the major media talk shows say the exact same shit, and a lot of the smaller channels are straight up bad. Outside of my local team's stuff, there's a dearth of good NFL content
Titans are going to have a pretty good defense this year with saleh they got one of the Broncos starting d tackles to pair with simmons
>>154404357It was peanut oil.
"I like when other people are mad" is not a personality
>>154404330Dawg Pound regularly changing at the opposing defense:LUBE YOUR BUTTS!LUBE YOUR BUTTS! (louder)LUBE YOUR BUTTS! (even louder)
>>154404362IMO Saleh is the best defensive mind in the League, but the jury is still out on his abilities as a HC. If he's good, then the Titans will basically always have a good defense while he's there
>>154404137The thing Perna does that pisses me off is when he gossips like a chick on The View. When the Packers signed McAnus, he essentially said, “Good luck with that. The guy is a rapist.” right after he was cleared both legally and by the NFL of any wrongdoing. He definitely has some modern social issue undertones that bleed into his otherwise fairly decent show.
How are we feeling Phinsbros
Mendoza finna make ya
“With Taylen, he’s a very mature young man, really strong makeup, and he has rare physical gifts. He has size, he has elite speed, he has a big arm,” Browns general manager Andrew Berry said. “He’s going to need some polish with this game, but he has the work ethic and he has the acumen to do so. So we’re looking forward to adding him to the roster.”
>>154404360They’re all mega homers, it adds to the charm for me. And to your second point, the time convenience puts YouTube right at the top. I don’t have cable lol
>>154404405another Anthony Richardson they can at least make a Taysom Hill X type player out of
>>154404363The economy is tough >>154404389Yeah all of them walk the social line like that. When DK hit that fan, they all took his side and it was revolting the extent to which they worship these athletes. But I can deal, it’s still better than what you’d get on tv lol
>>1544040545th round swap and conditional 6th rounder
>>154404391>Took bpa and high upside swingsGood
>>154404470Poor Malik Willis
>>154404425Oh yeah, I expect them all to be homersI don't know anyone who has cable anymore. Even my 50 year old parents stopped paying for it. YT is just so much more convenient in every way.
>>154404427Man, he should switch to tight end
I love my Bills but they're gonna get bounced in the Divisional round again and I'm okay with this.........sort of.
>>154404515By whom this time?
>>154404365Personality doesn't matter, concerning yourself about how others perceive you is not the path to happiness and fulfillment. True happiness is the lulz, and sometimes beating off to anime porn then telling people about it and sometimes even showing them what you were beating off to and rewinding the part where you busted a nut. True happiness is more important than anything and if my happiness lies entirely on mildly irritating someone you best believe they're getting slightly irritated.
>>154404427Day 1 they will have Watson playing catch with him “just for a warmup” and then they’ll ask him to run a slant
>>154403380>your teamPanthers>the player you think your team actually wanted to pick but he got snipedHonestly think we got who we reasonably wanted with every pick.>the player you're happy got picked before your team so they weren't temptedKenyon Sadiq>favorite pick of the draft (your team)Lee Hunter, Derrick Brown with better help will be scary>favorite pick of the draft (not your team)Browns getting McNeil Warren at 58, insane value>your best mile time, if you have oneLike 5 min and some change if I remember right. I don't do sprints I only endurance run for 5 miles minimum, usually finishing in the low 30 min range>your favorite drink, any kindPropel flavored water, grape
>>154404557You can't call them slants anymore boyo, or oriental
>>154404170I stopped regularly watching Adonis after he threw a hissy fit over my steelies not drafting Shedookie in the 1st round. Like c'mon dude you serious? Zero credibility after that.Plus I don't really care for his non-football stuff at all.
>>154404525Jags or Texans, unironically.
>>154404387>IMO Saleh is the best defensive mind in the Leaguealmosthe'll claim that title in a couple more years when his mentor retires
>>154404567>propelBased. I love a cold mango zero sugar aft a long hot day of plowing the dick fields
>>154403380>your teamBears>the player you think your team actually wanted to pick but he got snipedGabe Jacas, he is the exact prototype of a Dennis Allen DE, when to Illinois, and he got picked 1 pick ahead of them at 57>the player you're happy got picked before your team so they weren't temptedAny of the first round OTs, none of them would be a huge improvement to what they have and it's not worth a first rounder.>favorite pick of the draft (your team)Thienemen, feels obvious because he's the first rounder but the dude screams stud, I think he'll be fun to watch>favorite pick of the draft (not your team)Sonny Styles, dude is Urlacher 2.0>your best mile time, if you have oneHaven't run the mile since junior high, I think I did like a 9:30>your favorite drink, any kindWater
>>154404365Shut up bitch
>>154404042>pops back up and next play immediately throws a 30 yard dime down the seamproblel?
Decided to try one of these today. About to pop it open. I'm hoping it's decent. I usually go for Monster or Ghost.
>>154404644Get a blog or some friends, loser
>>154404644I think they're shit
>>154404644You fucked up
>>154403380SteelersGee, I really wonder. It is a mystery.Ty SimpsonDunker just because he should hopefully be final piece of the goddamn 7 year long O-line rebuild we've been doingI think we should've took Thieneman Square over Max what's his face at 21 so I'll say himlolWater, coffee, beer, in that order and that's pretty much all I drink.
Browns all of a sudden went from thisHC Kevin StefanskiWR Jerry JeudyWR Isaiah BondWR Cedric TillmanTo this HC Todd MonkenWR Jerry JeudyWR Denzel Boston (Michael Pittman)WR KC Concepcion (Jaylen Waddle)
>>154404739K
>>154404739went from diarrhea to shit
>>154404739Jerry Jeudy still fucking sucks
>>154404589>Jags
>>154404739Well we Steelers certainly aren't thrilled about it especially since our defense is about to go to shit now that we went from Tomlin to Mike McCarthy & the DC from the Raiders
>>154404739and they still will suck because they are the Browns
>>154404770You're worried, here in Cincy we pride ourselves on having the worst D in the league. If it's the same shit this season I'm going to quit watching after Gm3 and find something more rewarding to do with my time are, just like the last few years
Has Russini been seen in public since this whole scandal broke? Her Doordash and Uber Eats bills must be insane
>>154403380>your teambears>the player you think your team actually wanted to pick but he got snipedJacas>the player you're happy got picked before your team so they weren't temptedCaleb Banks>favorite pick of the draft (your team)I love Thieneman but my favorite is Jordan Van Den Berg, athletic freak gingers are awesome, hopefully he'll be this year's late round Monongai>favorite pick of the draft (not your team)McDonald to Houston. I wanted Will Anderson too and I'm incredibly jelly of their DL.>your best mile time, if you have oneI'm pretty fast but terrible long distance, I probably ran a sub 8 min one time and then collapsed into exhaustion. >your favorite drink, any kindNatty Light on ice with lime juice
>>154404232I hate to say you're right but you're right. The hopium might make all the quality players live up to their potential instead of their depression from being on the Browns making them sandbag and save their bodies for the next team they're on.not even CLOSE to favorites, though
>>154403380Lot of fat fucks who walked the mile in this genny
On January 22, 2024, the Panthers appointed former Panthers star LB Dan Morgan as their president of football operations and general manager, replacing Scott Fitterer
Jeff Caldwell will make teams regret letting Mahomes have him.
>>154404650No thanks >>154404652I think it's pretty good>>154404660I disagree
>>154403380my steelersdon't knowdon't knowdon't know11:30monster ultra zero
>>154404763Considering how well they did last season and how they nearly beat the Bills in the wildcard? Yeah, I wouldn't be surprised.
>>154404863AFC was dogshit last year
I'm simply not going to take the Colts seriously
>>154404867And? Jags were a good team compared to the rest of the AFC. Probably should have won that game against the Bills too.
>>154404667>I think we should've took Thieneman Square over Max what's his face at 21 so I'll say himDon't you guys already have the most expensive defense in the league?
>>154404844Dan Morgan was the proto Kuechly. He knows ball.
HOW CAN THEY TRADE?
HE'S FUCKING BACK
>>154404850>I disagreeSo you like having the shits? Most taurine in energy drinks is lab grown but Kickstart use a kind sourced from fish because it's slightly cheaper(thanks pepsico) vbut the fish sourced one is just a by product of fish processing. They basically use a strong base to turn waste fish parts into a slurry and then extract the taurine before dumping it back into the fish farm as food. I'm not sure if it's the chemicals or just the source but it gives a lot of people really bad diarrhea. And it tastes like shit dumbass you're retarded if you think it tastes good.
>Pickens actually hasn’t signed the tagOh boy
>>154404892big time unc energy
>>154404892so whatever happened with that chick he was supposed to marry? he just decided not to and told her to kick rocks?
>>154404888Buy an ad
>>154404900Pickens to the packers
>>154404892Downright peculiar
>>154404882We got old man Ramsey starting at Safety bruh. Even if he keeps playing well how long's that gonna last? Plus he's part of the reason it's so expensive so y'know why not have a succession plan in place?Pretty disappointed we didn't get any of the earlier round safety's but I get it, low positional value and all.
>>154404892Aren't they the ones that broke a rule by speaking to a prospect while another team was on the clock and therefore interfering with that team?
>>154404900He's coming home to Pittsburgh
How are Donkey and Chorger fan's coping with the fact their QBs have just been overshadowed by a future GOAT Mendogod getting drafted within the division?
>>154404892SOON
>>154404844When does the banner for consecutive A+ drafts go up?
>>154404910She wanted him to stop cheating, he refused.He never should have gotten engaged in the first place. He only did so because he wanted to appear like a good dude, but he's a literal fuckboi
>>154404910It was all an act to hide that dak's gay. I expect the same thing with vrabel right now because he defended gay people in the news and people started calling him gay. Like the gay soccer player who got sued for raping a woman a couple years ago so he could say, "see guys, I told you I have sex with woman, haha, let's go hit the hot tub, suits optional ;)"
>>154399782*by game 3
>>154404525*whomst
can someone please remind why the giants didn't fire Schoen at the end of the season?
>>154399761>after like 10 startsHe was drafted 2 years ago
>>154404971Mara is kwab of the decade at least
>>154403877Looks like a diddy party
>>154399761McSharty sucks, always has
>>154404971Are you retarded? You realize the scouting department starts working in May to scout for the draft the for the following year? You don't just throw away a year's worth of knowledge about upcoming players 2 months before the draft.
>>154404971>it was fat boys fault, I drafted good players and he broke them, are you ready for your daily blow job?-Joe Schoen
>>154404986>guy in charge of drafting players sucks so much you fire him>hurr durr let him draft one more time before we fire him:/
>>154404880My cousin is a huge Jags fan. I felt so bad for him. That was there best chance at a Super Bowl run in 20 years. A once in a generation opportunity for them and TLaw threw it all away. My cousin is so mad he wants him gone, said he's proven he is not a franchise QBBut at least Jags just drafted him a lot of nice new pieces:OG - Emmanuel PregnonSeemed like every fan base wanted him Not one but two of these high end athletic TEs in this draft WR Cameron - checks a lot of boxesWR Williams - Stanford’s best and most consistent player all season
>>154404986That's the dumbest fucking thing I've read today
>>154403401Diego Pavia's Dodge Durangos is gonna go crazy as a dealership name
Giants should bring back David Gettleman
>>154405013It's Poe's law
Chiefs kings are the most valuable contributors to this shit genny
>>154405027>hired pat shurmurshould have been fired for that>they let him hire another HC>he picks joe judge fucking clown
OH NO NO NO NO NO
>>154405053Mehki Becton and Grant Delpit to Philadelphia WHEN?
>>154405005>>154405013Its still better to use the guy's data than going in completely blind. You asked the question but don't like the answer, don't blame me. Thats just a fact.
>>154405071I did not mean to make this a reply, sorry
>>154404986He said replace the GM not the scouting department. Unless you think the GM is himself a great scout no harm in canning him even a week before the draft
>>154405069Fuck off, tmzfag
>>154405069Most intelligent anti-Chiefs web surfer
>>154405088Who do you think the director of the scouting department is you moron?
>>154405080Keep the data and fire the asshole then moron, don't fire the whole scouting department. Firing the gm doesn't mean you're torching the building and destroying your hard drives
>>154404170Are you black?
>>154405094
>>154405108It would make no sense to fire a GM who has been working on a draft board for an entire year right before the draft. He isn't being fired for being a bad GM he is being fired because Harbauagh wants total power
ravens mini camp offer btw
>>154405118He is a bad gm though lmao
kek
>>154405080I guess I just didn't realize that if they fired him he'd take the entire scouting department with him
>>154405131He is definitely not a bad GM. Maybe middle of the pack, the Giants are stacked with young drafted talent. That's why Harbaugh even took the job.
>>154405140Well he wouldn't personally but he'd pay some guys to load it onto a truck and drive it away, people and all.
>>154404888Thanks, I missed that. Looks like Green Bay, who had no need for a WR, was right in front of Pittsburgh, Steelers were all excited about getting Lemon at #21, then Howie moves up and bitch slaps them. So Steelers had to settle for WR Germie Bernard instead. A solid pick to pair with Pittman & Metcalf, but no grandslam like Lemon would have been
>>154405143Lol
what do they have that I don't?
>>154405168i HATE that slimey snake so fucking much it's unreal
>>154405171Buy an ad
Did 9 just get married or is it AI?
>>154405125>mini
>>154405183it's real. she even let him impregnate her
>>1544051839 wouldnt get married. He has no interest in women, he is incapable of love. If he got married then tragedy has struck, JJ McCarthy lives while 9 has passed on
>>154405188>haha diego short!get new material
>>154405178Rude, t.bh
>>154404515You can't get knocked out before Allen gives us another master class.
>>154405178It's crazy how much he bosses the league. Never in my life have I imagine there could ever be a GM this dominant. A Jew on top of everything
>>154404900>draft's over?>time to manufacture more cowboys drama for clicks
>>154402921>>154405219Good but overrated
>>154405199Does letting a retard dude cum inside turn you retarded? Is that why eagles fans are the way they are?
>What a forward young man you are.
>>154405219Howie lost
>>154405245mina is for BCC (big canine cock?
>>154403619amateur mina fan >>154400314
>>154405219Philthy closet fags really love sucking off this overrated jew.
Who should /you/ team sign?Top Offensive Free Agents STILL Available after the NFL Draft:QBs:>Aaron Rodgers>Russell Wilson>Tyrod TaylorRBs:>Joe Mixon>Najee Harris>Austin Ekeler>Nick Chubb>Kareem HuntWRs:>Tyreek Hill>Stefon Diggs>Deebo Samuel>Jauan Jennings>Keenan Allen>Brandin CooksTEs:>David Njoku>Jonnu Smith>Darren Waller>Taysom HillOL:>Taylor Decker>Joel Bitonio>Mekhi Becton>Jonah Williams
>>154405269Tyrod is still in the league?
>>154405269Keenan Allen is still useful if he’s cheap now
>>154405280He spends all last year pretending to be injured so he would get actually injured behind the Jets oline
>>154405269Yikes, that's grimGimme Jennings I guess
>>154405269>Jonnu Smith>Darren Walleryou can bet on the chargers and mike mcdaniel signing one of the two
>>154405168Remember when the best GM discussion was Howie vs Veach? Veach had the original cuck move in this draft, cucked the Saints & Commanders hard by moving up to swipe Mansoor Delane. Then Howie was like, hold my beer...
>>154405269I wouldn't mind my Ravens taking a swing on Tyreek Hill for a season. Wouldn't want to commit long term but I think it'd be mutually beneficial something like 1 year 12 mil. He gets to show he can still ball after the ACL tear and 1 year deal means less risk for us if he isn't the same player
>>154405182.Dude go somewhere else. Nobody likes you or anything you post
>>154405171Millions of dollars
>>154405320How did it pan out?Is Kay sucking Veach off in his office now or nah?
>>154405269Unironically the only player on that list worth spending any amount of money on is Jonnu Smith
>>154405110Yee
>>154404894>Stop liking what I don't like! By the way I hope you shit yourself!That's what you sound like dude. Sorry not sorry, but yeah, deal with it.
>>154405214I'm fully expecting another "master class" from Allen, yes... unfortunately. :(
>>154405327Kek you’re so retarded. He’s fucking COOKED retard his leg was OBLITERATED, all he’s looking for is a sucker to give him one last pay day. RETARD
>>154405346They had a great draft, maybe the best in Veach’s career
>>154405327Why not try to get someone good instead?
>>154405375Even if was healthy he's entering his mid-30s. However, I'm still flying him in next Sunday to try work him out as an upgrade to my Grandma in our family's annual Turkey Bowl. Grandma is an elite athlete for her age but leave no stoned unturned
>>154405375You're not a doctor you're a brown mongrel >>154405428Jerry Rice tore his ACL at age 35 and had another three 1000 yard seasons
/nfl/ is kinda feisty today...I like it...
I love watching mina mess with her hair on her podcast. Her hair is so lush. Very erotic.
>>154405441Good thing Tyreek tore multiple ligaments, not just the ACL, and isn’t Jerry Rice
>>154405360I'm literally trying to keep you from shitting yourself retard, if you have any left dump it out right fucking now so you don't blow out your bussy in public, there's a reason every calls it mountain poo and kickshart
>>154405441Okay but that's Jerry Rice and Reek tore more than just his ACL.Anyone else do that or just the fucking GOAT?
>>154405320You're still on this bullshit? The Commanders always had Styles at the top of their board. The Chiefs got played into trading up for no reason.
>>154405269Mekhi Becton is coming home to Philadelphia
>>154405466Rice tore his ACL+MCL then broke his kneecap in 1997. Tyreek Hill is 3-4 years younger than Rice was when he had his injury plus modern medicine+surgery has come a long way 30 years
>>154405493Nta. The commies obviously wanted Delane. YOU’RE the one on some bullshit and crazy cope talking about “errrm actually it was 4d chess” yeah bro that’s what you guys are known for, that’s why you’re a dynasty
>>154405493Fuck YOOOUUU
>Jalen Hurts will be counting against the Eagles cap until 2035
>>154405480imagine not being able to use Google lmfao fucking 80 IQ mutts don't even know common NFL history
>>154405519>The commies obviously wanted Delane.Why is that? Elaborate.
““Commanders”” enjoyers covered in sewage from their imploding stadium and typing on their Obama phones:>No you see we played the Chiefs actually, my local Facebook fanpage told me so
>>154405537I saw it in a dream after drinking a 15 pack of beer and eating 3 burritos
>>154405532Ok now find on google for me who else has done itI'm too lazy
Chiefs fans got worked into a shoot, just like their GM
>>154405469Nope, I drank it all and I'm highly considering buying another one. Appreciate the (You), though!
>>154405537Because he was BY FAR the best corner in the draft, day 1 lock down starter, and you were looking to make moves on defense. Following our pick, you took your full 8 minutes to make yours, indicating you got unexpectedly cucked and had to quickly convene and decide on the next best option. Which, of course, was also defense.
I can't tell if these shitposters are NFCEfags trying to rile up the Cummies, or Queeftards trying to justify trading up to grab a defensive back.
>>154405583Just like /hoc/'s islanders...
try to justify trading up to grab this bussy
>>154405617Never worth it, bussy is a diamond dozen
>>154405493Why would you draft an off-ball LB with that sad-ass pass rush
>>154405617I can't, that bussy is rancid
>>154405583they're still coming to terms with the fact the Broncos own their division now
>>154405653Just pick a team bro
>>154405493Styles is exciting but you had him below Delane because Styles is so boom or bust and is mostly so hyped because he won the combine, bit because he's got consistent good tape going back a good while As for Saints, they also had Delane at the top of their remaining board Chiefs hosed both of them
just pick this bussy
>>154405596Not a commiefag dingusAnyways I just checked their depth chart and the only LB on there whose name I recognize is Leo Chanel so I doubt they're seething too hard about having to "settle" for Styles
>>154405664I already did. I'm team broship specifically the Ravens/Wions/Broncos/Cardinals broship
>>154405674*Not because he's got consistent good tape going back a good whileStyles is a scary pick but if it works out it'll be legendary
>>154405674Styles is going to be ass. It's far easier to multitask behind the best front in the nation. When will teams learn to stop drafting LBs top-10
>>154405681Styles was the next best option, nobody said they’re seething. But it’s clearly true that they wanted Delane and Veach, being the GM of the reigning dynasty and the actual 4d chess player, second only to Howie Roseman and his Mossad, cucked them out of their top pick. It’s not a big deal that big dick Veach cucked and flexed on their shit team epic style, just don’t deny that it’s true and there won’t be no beef.
That Chiefs Kingdom is now arguing with "Commanders" fans shows just how far they've fallen
>>154405699No. Maybe rugby or aboriginal golf (with skulls) or whatever is different in Hobbit land, but we don’t do “broships” in the NFL.
>>154405714You took giga Isaiah Simmons lil bro
why was dillon gabriel so quickly memoryholed?
>>154405714I mean clearly you're very committed to your wacky delusional homer character so it's hard to take anything you say at face value and you really haven't given any proof just implications so I'm just gonna say nah even if you're right
>>154405768Didn't make the Pro Bowl as a rookie, he's a bust
>>154405699autistic - struggles to pick one team, has to cheer for several
>>154405782It’s not a homer take literally everyone in the world came to the same conclusion when we jumped the Commanders and they tanked, get over it and stop crying Not a Commanders Fan
>>154405809NahTold you so
>>154405743Sorry shit for brains you lost
>Erm I’m actually a very serious person when I post on /nfl/ and yet it seems to me that you’re being awfully jocular and devil-may-care100% the angle from which and “whom” poster
>>154405356Cool
There is no way Sonny Styles doesn’t bust. He looks like an African American light bulb
>>154405711My team did that, took some LB in 1stR who got hyped after he crushed the combine. Was a total a bust, didn't even become a starter. But like you said with how DL shields the 'backers, this prospect was playing behind one of the best DL programs too
>>154405851>you're shitposting>no I'm not>haha actually I was the whole timeScintillating
>>154405798kiwipussy is just a shameless fairweather bandwagoner
>>154405851>obsessing over posters that don’t dumb themselves down for himMaybe the cringiest cringe that ever cringed. Talk about rent free
>drafts the most athletic white men you've ever seen
>>154405734oof
>>154405901Just like my flyers :)
>open thread>AP induced meltyYou love to see it
Bro is logging on to /nfl/ and talking about “whom” lmaoooo
>>154405925>H-hi, Commies fan here now after the Not the Commies Fan left, haha just now opening the thread :P Wow, looks like—No. Kys
>>154405931>he’s going to shit up ANOTHER thread in self loathing rage at his low intelligenceK. Can you at least make a trip so we can filter you?
Anyone have that old Ricardo Lockette DBZ meme
Vrabel joins Tony, Vince, Pavia, the Raiders and the Rams as early KWABOTY frontrunners
>>154405945You’re just a cringe pseud and will never be intelligent, notice how it’s always you? Do you actually think you’re the most intelligent person here, or is possible that code switching is a thing and the rest of us don’t consult Elements of Style before posting? With my help you will slowly come to the realization that you are a tryhard midwit and eventually drop the act and be normal. We’re about a quarter of the way there
I'm having a Sonny Styles induced melty
I'd rather talk about Snoodball or Sneedball or Foodball or Football but you don't hear me complaining.
>>154405981>code switch for me or I’ll sperg out over and over>wahh wahh le midwit pseud No. Shut the fuck up and kill yourself already, loser. You will continue crying like an actual poopy-diaper baby. I will continue speaking from the educated background WITH WHICH I’ve been blessed.
>>154405996His brother got drafted too
Yup YUP
>>154406035You are a midwit autist who doesn’t understand that different forums / settings call for different writing styles / conversation and keep dropping the most anal grammatically correct end-stopped posts in /nfl/ thinking you’re a dapper intellectual. It is not that you’re making anybody insecure, you’re just cringe lil bro. I know it’s upsetting to be told this now, but I really believe we’re making progress. You’ll get there!
>>154406059Literally who?
>>154406059Literally whom?
>>154406079>ackchyally ur anal lil bro lil bro lil bro>ur upset ackchyallyBeyond bizarre. Severe mental illness
>>154405960Who did the Pats take while he was in the cuckshed?
>>154406096ERM U CANT USE DAT WRD IT MAKES MY LIL BRAIN HECKIN OVERLOAD WAHHHHH
I used whom once in elementary school after my then my pen pal ghosted me, but I was still required to write one; “to whom it may concern” and then never again btw
>>154406035>>ur upset ackchyallyDirect quote from you:>Shut the fuck up and kill yourself already, loserAs a self described highly educated individual, would you describe that statement as being upset?See how despite how hard you try to type well, you’re just not that smart?
>>154406124He jested calmly
>>154406164No, it was firm. You should genuinely kill yourself because you’re a pathetic board police loser sperging out across an entire week of threads about prepositional phrases that make you feel stupid.
>chilling at the library >it's dead quiet >could hear a pin drop>suddenly someone goes into a sneezing fit>literally can't stop sneezing>eventually someone goes "SHUT THE FUCK UP">sneezing proceeds to get louder and more violent>dude who yelled at him to STFU gets up and angrily walks away grumbling profanity>sneezing eventually stops>someone at the very end quietly and politely says "bless you"
>>154406193I know I know. You’ll get there
>>154405893Was it Isaiah Simmons on the Cardinals? People swear up and down that Styles is dIFfErEnT despite playing only one year at LB
>>154406163I think they died bro
>>154406208I’m not going anywhere, fyi.
Is there anything more retarded than grading drafts before 3 years have gone by?
>>154406203Fucking kek my sides
>>154406193Kek retard
>>154406225Thinking anyone would care 3 years after the fact? Would every pick after the third round that isn’t a pro bowler just default to a C?
>>154406225What's the risk & excitement in that?
>>154406225Not using who/whom correctly
>>154406238I dont care whether sensationalisy ESPN media types would care or not. Thats just how anyone with a brain would look at it. No point in grading when its completely impossible to know how a player will pan out. You should be talking about the 2023 draft right now not the 2026 draft.
>>154406225Making mock drafts before Free Agency
>>154406203Same thing happened to me today but instead of thanking the person that said God Bless You he pulled out a 45 and shot her in the head. Everyone screamed and ran. There were a few more gunshots but I didn't stop to look over my shoulder until I got back home
>>154406273>ignores the question that highlights the problemOkay. Meanwhile others understand the concept of grading from the prospect just fine >no no some teams had Styles as a 4th rounder!!!
>>154406225Cardinals drafting a running back 3rd overall. Liken an actual runningback. Not a quarterback that we call a running back, but an actual running back.
NEW >>/Ryback/>>/Ryback/
Don’t take ten years to bake the new this time retardsAnd for God’s sake make sure it’s grammatically correct; imbeciles
>>154406304I’m going to continue speaking correctly and you’re all going to get used to it. The sperg can share his address with a timestamp if he wants any more attention.
im not baking thread
>>154406302This is one of his ideas of a joke. Everyone be nice to him
>>154406225“Code switching”
>>154406317Holy hard ass, this guy is truly maximally impressive
>>154406321I was going to back when I thought people didn't want a new thread, now that I know they do I will not ve making it either.
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>>154406059HE'S CRASHING OUT
