jay "pecker" woodcroft edition previous: >>154400703
>>154401831Please hire him Kings
knights desu
Goal shouldnt have counted the refs couldnt see it from where they were standing
>>154401840Yeah I saw them lose their last game 2-4Mammoth really kicked their ass.
>>154401839woody is going to be in demand after these ploffs I do not doubt
>>154401844bro that topic was SO last thread
>>154401829it's a 2 year exit plan everyone knows it they just dont want to say it yet. if they get bounced in the first round the narrative will immediately shift to "when is he leaving". getting eliminated in the 1st round would be the best thing for the oilers, it would give the team an excuse to fire stan bowman and bring in someone who will gut the team and do whatever it takes to win now in like the 1 or 2 years that they have left with him. edmonton has a lot of dead wait they need to get rid of shitters like nugent hopkins.. the oilers roster is literal garbage if you actually look at it. it's amazing how trash it is. like how do you fuck up that badly there should be a line of players tripping over themselves to play with mcdavid for cheap and you end up with absolute garbage.
>>154401855cope they only allowed 12 shots on goal
>>154401845wasn't he literally fired very soon, if not immediately after, this game?
>>154401844>if you score the game winning goal you lose
>>154401870Now that is some impressive defending on their part
>>154401858If McDavid just played better then none of this would have happened.Why does he not care about his fans?
like why the fuck are they paying evan bouchard 10.5 million dollars per year are they retarded? you have the best forward on the planet dont piss money away on offensive defencemen, pay a normal contract to a guy who can actually play defence but can still move the puck out of the zone up to your worlds best forward. dont run the offence through some 10.5 million dollar faggot d man.
>>154401859Kings have an advantage in that he can still live in his current house. If you include his time in Bakersfield he has been in SoCal the last decade pretty much except his tenure as Edmonton's coach. I heard his interview on Bakersfield radio the day he got hired by the Oilers and how he talked about hating to leave SoCal but glad it's Edmonton blah blah blah. So he does have a love for SoCal and might be enticed to stay with a Kings offer
>>154401880>whyneed I say more?
>>154401880but he scored
>>154401870>4 goals on 12 shotsLOOOOL WHAT?Thats fucking pathetic dude
>>154401880I'm telling you one trick pony Bouchard is the problem. His defense is ass. Nurse takes all the blame but you try to defend as a lone defender because your partner is too busy slapshooting your victory away
>>154401886this has got to be one of his recurring nightmares
>>154401891
>boushartyeah but STATS OKAY??? he should get the NORRIS!!1!111!!!
>>154401845As someone who reads lips well, that is clearly not what he said
>>154401894sharter fart is unfairly maligned
>Adin Hill is signed to a 6 year, $37,500,000 contract with a cap hit of $6,250,000 per season, playing for the Vegas Golden Knights. His contract expires at the end of the 2030-31 season, making Hill an Unrestricted Free Agent.
>>154401886
>>154401907he's going to ottawa
>>154401912Oops I thought I was posting the webm
>>154401907Stanley cup champ Adin Hill.
>>154401896I remember before the Olympics how they were demanding he be on Team Canada. That week he goes out and costs the Oilers two games in a row where he loses his man and the guy scores the game winning goal. One was against the Islanders the other I think Vegas. I think what they need to do is play him with Eckholm. They play better together
What do you think Jen is dreaming about rn?
Can't wait for Draisaitl to lead Oilers to the Stanley Cup as the new captain once they get rid of DabGaveIn
>>154401907
>>154401892Thumbs up
Go ducks, give'em the first round exit!
>>154401929Me obviously. Her worst nightmares.
>>154401931>tpno milly
>>154401930If McDavid left and then the Oilers won the Cup like within afew years after. I would laugh so uncontrollably hard
>>154401915doubtful. oilers will give him 9x5
>>154401930Panarin will go to Edmonton for cheap when he is done in LA.
>>154401937Don't need a "milly" when my team is already going to the 2nd roundEnjoy your first round exit by a wildcard team, scrub
>>154401944>his cup is a second round appearanceKWAB
slopdown was cancelled im afraid
>Oilers
>>154401941They should acquire more forwards and just ignore the goaltending and defense problems. Classic Oilers front office.
>>154401955kek great movie
>>154401954that was hampage kwab
>>154401926agreed
>>154401924after analyzing this for 3 seconds what I think he should have done was gone backhand and roofed it since bob was down and out
>>154401955
ate some old leftovers and my guts are BUBBLIN you dudes might have to go on without me
>>154401976get some yogurt in you for the enzyme gut buff
Imagine if he said yes
>>154402007If they traded for Kuemper when they had the chance, they'd have won the cup last year
>>154402037When the fuck did they have a chance to trade for Darcy Kuemper?
If Martin doesn't break up the lines, we're cooked. 1st line was -15 points even with the Caufield goal. We're getting out coached hard
>>154402047The same offseason he got traded to LA
some of them want to abuse you some of them want to be abused by bedard
feggyts
>a man named darcy
All around me are familiar facesWorn out places, worn out facesBright and early for the daily racesGoing to Edmonton, going to Edmonton
>>154402100Darcy Moore captain of the Collingwood Magpies is BASED
Nothing personnel oilers
>>154402122he knows their sekrits
My oilies :(
AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
>>154401880>bouchard 4gp 1g 3a -6>10.5M AAV>ristolainen 4gp 1g 2a +3>5MOffensive dman is starting to become a meme
>>154402204>ristolainenSpeaking of, I wanna check out Turku before WW3 erupts
people are actually watching this without the jackies?
>that one retarded canacuck who insisted that soiler frauds were going to winHopefully you get put in the pod
Good guys didn't even make it to OT yesterday D:
>>154401831
>>154402243Daydream all you want man, that's gonna cost you money
>la kings had 24 points going into the playoffs and still exceeded other teams vying for playoff contention The western conference is truly a DEI affirmative action program. Needs eliminated completely from the league
Players shouldn't have to see this shit
>>154402302That shit is terrible. If you can eject fans for inappropriate and poor behaviour this should count as exactly that.
>>154402302Well, Kempe doesn't need to worry about pieces of paper anymore :^)
>>154402322He's probably crying his eyes out in bed right now over Kopitar, just like I did
>>154402297The flights aren't that terrible
Slafcucky got destroyed in that open ice hit. Keep your head up, kid
>>154402302>>154402315how far is "too far"?
How can Boushart even look at his family straight in the eyes after last night’s performance?
>>154402354kek
>>154402354Easy, he can look at his mom and dad at the same time
If the Penguins pull off a reverse sweep and make it to game seven against the Flyers, they're going to need armed security on the concourses at PPG to stop the Flyers fans from charging the rink to beat the shit out of Crosby and Malkin. Hell, they might need it tonight.
it's pens elimination day, bros!!
>ruins>soilers
>>154402379>the benis is beminine!
Mornin' /hoc/ :)
>>154402420
>>154402427So, Boston... okay
is it over?
>>154402455Over and out.
>>154402455Checked. It's ogre.
>>154402455no
>>154402427that man is wide enough to be two people
>>154402468Foligno with the rape eyes herepoor bedard
new contenders vs. pretenders scale just dropped
>>154402498Skinner would be at -4.1
>>154402498
>>154402498>ruins still at +2.2 after getting lit the fuck up yesterdaywew
Why is Gary putting two of the biggest teams in bad situations in the first round?Doesn't seem likely to grow the game desu
>>154402498>expect a goal
>>154402519Here's a list of Gary's priorities:1) grow his wallet2) do anything he possibly can to do 1) That's it
>>154402455
>>154402455Imagine playing for Canadian fans.
THEY THREW AWAY THE SIGNOH MY GOD
>>154402498>hockeystats>stats>hockey statsPreddit noncesense
ducks aren't orange irl
>>154402548Beat mmmmmmy meat , doing so is the best job in the world we are passionate and loving fans. And bigly gentle
>>154402533Yet he seems to be planning to out the two biggest money makers in the Habs and oilers Curious
>>154402561then explain this
>>154402455reminds me of the fucker across the street who doesn't break down his boxes and will try and use my recycling bin last minute
>>154402569>money makersRead this as mommy milkers
>>154402498Pacific is shit. That's it. That's the post.
>>154402561how does duck à l'orange exist than?
>>154402574
>>154402569And after cucking the laffs and rags out of the playoffs
>>154402455Plan the parade!
>>154402561The Anaheim Ducks were founded by Disney. They made three whole movies about youth hockey and a cartoon to prime Disneyland visitors into giving a fuck about ice hockey and attend the games while they were in Anaheim.They were in the middle of a corporate fixation on Donald Duck and all the spin-off crap that came from him. His primary colors being white, blue and orange. Since both the Sharks and Canucks were already using blue as their primary color, Disney opted to go with orange instead.And now, even though they have fuck all to do with the team, besides permitting them to use the original Donald Duck goalie-mask logo again, the colors have stuck.
Pens Knights
>>154402561They have orange feet
>>154402582i think that shadow is something else entirely anon
>>154402641I like the orange more than the turquoise
>>154402656well you are wrong
McMeme status?
>>154402658No
mallard ducks are so cute, I wish canadians would stop throwing oil on them
>>154402534kek
Say it.
>>154402561The orange ducks in the park are free.
>>154402721N
>>154402743I
damn you guys already went through a whole new /hoc/ thread while I slept after the game
lady at the gas station asked me if i served military and i said I fought at Le Somme and got free coffee #winning #stolenvalour #10000boysdiedinoneday
So soilers get ended tomorrow.
>>154402766I hope so, tired of hearing how he is the best hockey player that ever existed.
>>154402766Extend the series*
>tampon gay ballerinas
>>154402766Yep all because the refs could magically see the puck behind the goalie several feet away!
It was also interesting how the puck almost gained speed across the line. friction usually slow things down
>>154402815the slippery ice makes it speed up
>>154402815gary's magnets
>>154402795soilers got swept, face it
my bolts =) my refs =)
the bruins really need to stick to their fundamentals and play smart hockey
>>154402846gary tells me there is a game 5why are you shitting and coping?
>William Nylander was Maple Leafs’ MVP Kwab
my dear bro's Knights play toknight
>>154402859>swept>by orange birdskwab
>>154402879know way!
>>154402900oh it's true
My Penguins better not get eliminated tonight :(
>>154402875injured half the season and still got the most points
>>154402907i was offered a ticket but my chud kid has a lacrosse game kwab
>>154401858>Baldy jumping out the gate with an Ultimate Punch
>>154401858oilers fan infighting? wtf??
>>154401858Does this happen literally every game now?
>>154402937literally not worth it unless he's a future d1 playertell him you're working late
Who is the biggest KWAB of round 1 so far?My vote is the Bruins
>>154402993Oilers if they get bounced by the ducks
>>154402427There's a good chance he was sending non-verbal signals even if unconsciously, like smirking, acting like he owns the place, etc. Ofc the other side wasn't in the right either but claiming he was innocent is big "yeah, right" from me.
>ELITE>HOCKEY>SPECIMEN
>>154402993Definitely Bruins after Swayman's melty, I wonder what he was yelling
>>154402978lil nigga plays hockey and lax and the college he's enrolling in this fall doesn't have a lax or hockey team kwab
>The image is cursed, I tell you..
reminder
>>154402937I've just been going to the viewing events they have at the Iron City Brewery in Creighton. Every time I actually go to the games, they lose.By the way, if you're wondering if Iron City got any better since it got bought out, it didn't. Everything else they make there is pretty good, though, including the distilled spirits. Their gin and not-legally-allowed-to-call-it-tequila are really good.
The more I watch Habs-Bolts the more I'm convinced that whoever wins that series is getting swept by the Sabres.
>>154403012>PRIME>BREEDING>MATERIAL
>>154403065>swept by the SabresWhat a time to be alive.
>>154403063rolling rock died too :(
I hope marner does something really embarassing tonight that tops the mcdavid situation
Tonight...you
Will getting gentleman-swept by the Ducks finally make him realize he'll never ever win a Cup in Edmonton or will Lauren continue to keep his balls in a vice?
he can't keep getting away with it
>>154403091The prodigal son will return.
flyersdance!
>oilers lost to this soulless waganism
IT'S GETTING HOTIN HERE
shit games tonight
>PK Subban with Lane Hutson after the Habs' playoff win
>>154403119knights play though
speaking of marner, brb
Contenders>Stars>Lightning>Knights>AvalancheMeme teams>Wild>Flyers>Sabres>Hurricanes>Oilers>Ducks>HabsSpeed bumps>Bruins>Mammoth>PenguinsEliminated>Sens>Kings
>>154403140>>Knights
poor mcfraud has 2 more years of this loser team. ottawa was more impressive vs best team in the east in a 4-0 sweep than this dumpster fire of a team. its embarassing to watch. they cant make a single pass out of hteir own end or basic zone entry. just flip down and hope mcdavid or drais can recover it. they arent even a playoff team.
we love mitchie here
Where would McDavid even go?
>>154403152How sneaky of Gary to change the shape of the puck so this could be deemed a good goal. His endless bag of tricks will never cease to impress.
>>154403152Unless we can see the puck in full, it remains in a state of superposition. It is equally a goal and not a goal until completely observed.
>>154403166ummmm chud? we dont question Israeli tactics here?
>>154403165Florida
>>154403165Where he was always meant to be.
>>154402302>you should feel bad about how much money you're makinglol
>Gritty finna bounce on dat dih
>>154403166I love Gary.
>same old recycled postsat least try to be fun
>tampa 04>carolina 06>florida 24 & 25>anaheim 26alberta keeps getting cucked
>>154403236why even bring up the lames
Raw toknight
Gritty will never have thisbecauseHe's a MASSIVE Incel
>>154403267it's the only memory of them i have
crozier left his feetdeath to refs
LIKE MUSSOLINI
>>154403165His melties are bad for the locker room.
>>154401831Woody has got his revenge on the Oilers. Ducks will win the series
out teenagers are getting btfo
>>154401897what did he say?
>>154403165Detroit since the locker room is soulless
>>154403324he didnt say a single word to them he listened to what they had to say and that's what no one did
finbros...
>>154403165Nowhere. He's not leaving his gay lover's side.
ryan nugent hopkins
there are many things that Mcdavid loves about the city of Edmonton. He would never leave
more like Ryan Nothing-Happens
a lone canucks fan was spotted at last night's game in anaheim
>>154403050Shit list, laffs are #1 by far.
>>154403388>salobased
>>154403348KWAB
hey guys, im working on team rankings based on how powerful their name is. so far I have the leafs as last and im slowly making my way up. got through all the animal and people names but now I need to decide whos more powerful between flames and hurricanes but i can't decide. on the one hand, water puts out fires but strong winds will exacerbate them. what do you guys think?
finally home from wagin probably getting fired this week kwab
Why is bedard so stupid sometimes bros?
>>154403405Did you throw newspapers through people's windows à la Paperboy?
Mcdavid should apologise to Woodcroft when the Ducks win next game
fuck that vindictive cunt
>>154403409playoff teams only in this thread amigo>>154403410not the mailman.
Now that the dust has settled: Bulju wasn't the problem in the >oilels right?
>>154403409
eat cock discount finnish randy
Cope, our canesies :) swept their round while your dogshit team is ran by a retard and not even in the playoffs.
Need a bitch this freaky
With all the leaf teams and Cindy getting swept, we can only imagine the Jewish tricks about to be played to reverse all that.
>>154403491is this normal mormon behaviour?
>>154403491mormon girl finally got to taste a sprite kwab mormons go to Hell kwab
>>154402641All Sunbelt teams are Mickey Mouse
>>154403509We take infidel blood, blasphemer.
>>154403516false prophet ass nigga
>>154403491Would soak
>>154403165teams that need a #1Cminnesota, st louis, detroit, nashville, idk who else
>>154403402I've never seen a fire during a hurricanet. Floridanon
>>154403533Detoilet needs a 1C and 2C. Larkin is questionably a 3C. The only two good players on that mediocre team is Seider and Cat. Kaner is an honorary mention
>>154403402stars, hurricanes, avalanche, flames, bolts then all your animals
Connor McNigga
nigga thinks connor McBustshit finna sign a big ticket with the st louis blues
>>154403569People always forget devils when doing these
>>154403601based illiterate >>154403609>People always forget devilstruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
auston matthews will go to minnesota, are the leafs gonna get fleeced
>>154403533toronto, calgary, vancouver, ottawa
>>154403533The Toronto Maple Leafs
>>154403533If he wants to win a Stan Lee he'll go to a team that already has a good 1C
>>154403533caps
>>154402246i'm not. see you next year bro.
Mcdavid should just get redrafted after he exits this series
Guys I'm sorry to say but McMeme is staying put. The retard took a pay cut to stay in Deadmonton so he clearly believes in management for some reason.
>>154403609The Devils name is based off some cryptid
>>154403676
>>154403546I know that but we need to pit these against each other hypothetically. no one actually thinks a mammoth would fight a kraken
Québec slander should NOT be tolerated !!!Hey so i went to see how the Bolts fan would react to their win. Not even 2 posts down i see a post portraying hate on Habs fan. Curious, i went to see what it was about. Apparently we booed Kutcherov for embelishment ? To me we were more so booing the refs for calling this a crosscheck but not calling an embelishment. Anyways, i look in the comments and people are blatantly bashing Québec and being borderline racist, using this event to generalise that Quebecois are "a bunch or rude uncivilized assholes" (i'm not even joking i saw someone say that). The mods reaction to this ? Absolutely nothing. This is absolutely stupid. Yes, some habs fans are absolutely a bunch of assholes, but that is only a fraction of the fanbase, and using this to slander Québec makes me extremely mad. I will still never stoop so low as to slander Florida over that, but something needs to be done.
>>154403701maybe he'll go to minnesota in exchange for gustavsson and middleton
>>154403701They used that pay cut to get a worse and more expensive goalie, why would he stay after watching them piss away his money like that?
>>154403727florida absolutely should be slandered for being such a garbage place to live
>>154403727>Habs fans act like retard>get called out on it>REEEE XENOPHOBIAKWAB
>>154403727thanks for speaking up
>>154403769a tale as old as time
>>154403727>The mods reaction to this ? Absolutely nothing. JUST LIKE THE FUCKIN REFS
>>154401867Even the most gifted GM can't make this team a contender in 2 years. The league doesn't work like that anymore. Free agency is done. You might be able to land a decent 3rd liner but pretty much every impact player signs with their existing team- even if they suck. Look at Kempe last year. A really good underrated forward on a godawful team and he still signed a long term contract with them.The only way to add now is drafting skill and MAYBE making a big trade like the Wild did to get Hughes. But those big trades require high impact prospects that the Oilers don't have and high picks that the Oilers don't have.The Oilers window was 23-25 and they blew it. Blowing the primes of two generational players on team friendly deals will go down as the biggest managerial fuckup in the history of the sport.
>>154403781just like buds won
>>154403727The most fragile freeloaders imaginable
>>154403793the encyclopedia version is my favourite bedtime story
>Give up>Still have to play game 5
>>154403128how did PK acquire a time machine to bring back fashion designers from the late 80's/early 90's?
>>154403701I simply cannot believe they took on the Jarry contract. It still seems like a joke.
>>154403727Hasbs fans are retards.
>>154403727>slander FloridaIs such a thing even possible?
>>154403850>merde disturbersCringe
>>154403506seems like a utah socialite thing more than mormonmormons are usually tame family people
>Mademoiselle from Montreal>She’s the hardest working girl in town>But she makes her living upside down>She sold her kisses for ten francs each>soft and juicy as sweet as a peach>Hinky-dinky parlez-vous
>>154403844Adressing their shit goaltending with arguably even shittier goaltending is absolutely hilarious.
>>154403506No, Mormons can't watch hockey. It's too much like dancing
>>154403940it is sexual for instance, the soilers got FUCKED last night kwab
good morning. the puck wasn't completely across the line. it came to me in a dream last night. i can't explain it to you. you just have to believe me.
>>154403082"what do you mean by "back-check?"
>>154403082He'll do what he does bestBecome completely invisible
>>154403950>The fucking has only just begun
The frogs should be slandered for that ole ole bullshit alone.
apparently anaheim is using this as their 3rd jersey next season
>>154403995The ole chant makes me think of the british guy in The Repalcements
>>154403995i always thought that was exclusive to spanish or portugese soccer teams?
>>154404014based! i hate the orange
>>154404023retard
USA U-18 has a d-man named Gutierrez from texas(mexico).it's so over.
The 2026 Oilers playoff anthem:https://youtu.be/YVcAIoHalKc?si=O_D0YHxOJxJHVORP
basically i just dont like them (finns and swedes)
>>154401831Hahatest
stop laughing, it's not funny
I'm gonna post this again tonight. Can you guess when?
>>154404014The CTE riddled corpse of Paul Kariya?
>>154402455save this for the epic collage
>>154402455Yes
>>154404014nice
>>154404014anything is better than orange
My penguins play tonight ):
F L A M E SLAMES
It’s up
>>154404223Lose*
>>154404107we don't glorify scott stevens here
>>154404236SuckUCK
Will McDRUID join team Canada?
>>154404216>>154404029Wrong orange is based.
>>154404248zzzzzzzzzzzzz
There is a high probability that no canadian team will advance to the 2nd round. Help us Gary.
>>154404248Carolina couldn't get a decisive win against the second wildcard Sens, they aren't a contender
>>154404248this shit is such a farce>less than 40% chance of advancing>still favoured to win the cup over teams in better position
>>154404014Eggplant and jade should be >our permanent color scheme tbqhwyf, and while I'm at it bring back home whites
>>154404248I like my graphs like I like my pumpkins, either in a pie or on my front porch with a candle in its mouth
>>154404268All according to plan
>>154404236L U R EURE
>>154404095Connor wish he had even a fifth the aura of Sid.
>>154404268There's always the Temu Canadians!
>>154404274Even as a duck fan kill you are self
>>154404275we dont pumpkin post here it triggers jt im afraid
When you skate with Christ, you're always on the power play!
I am SO looking forward to Buffalo closing out the series at home tomorrow. Round 2 is going to be epic!
>>154404275Heres it in pie form
>>154404317Poor NJ Devils
>>154404333>Boston>Tampa or Montreal (two comically overrated teams)>Carolina choking in the ECF as usualEasiest road to the Cup finals this year?
>>154404347Always has been
Soilers are to the NHL like the Cowboys are to the NFL. All the talent in the world with every single excuse as to why they can’t get over the humpHilarious
its SO fucking OVER
McGaykid is solved. The Olympics exposed him.Le drive the net alone man
>>154404354>the hump is winning it all
>>154404370Yes.
>>154404354>all the talent in the world>it's just two players
>>154404376retard
>>154404370Unless you're a shit team content with never competing for the Cup then yes.
>>15440437031 teams wither so that one may bloom.
>>154404395>the only way to compete for the cup is to win it
>>154404370There are no emotional support stuffies in the NHL
>>154404408>competing for the Cup but never winning it is getting over the hump
>>154404420yes
>>154404347And then hopefully against the Nordiques (Avs) in the Stan Leeb Owl...because the President Trophy winner typically doesn't win the Cup! :)
>>154404439the pres trophy spot wins it more frequently than any other
do people in quebec want the nordiques back or are they fine cheering on the habs?
This playoff is exactly like the MCU movies. The big bad (thanos) is Colorado and everyone else are like the avengers trying to team up and defeat him. I would liken the flyers to black widow since they suck and only shine in concentrated highlight moments, but the rest of the teams are just like Iron Man, Dr Strange, Cap, Black Panther, Spiderman, etc
>>154404455everyone hates montreal in gaybeck
>>154404455>are they fine cheering on the habs
>>154404462oh my heck
>>154404462so is it safe to say that the hurricanes are like hawkeye? their sog to score ratio is incredible
>>154404462You gotta be at least 18 to post here kiddo
>>154404462Low effort post of the day. What a fucking faggot
>>154404462it really does seem that way this year.
>>154404462You have to go deeper
>>154404443No, anon. They don't. Do your research.
>Fraudorado sweeps a team that only made the playoffs because the Pacishit is a joke and now they're supposedly a lock for the CupKek.
>>154404521pres trophy wins like 25% of the time, no other spot comes close because there are 5 of them.
>>154404462This is what happens when we allow redditors onto this website without ridiculing them and calling them niggers and faggots. I guarantee you this ass licking leftoid thinks he is so cute for posting this gay ass shit.Have another updoot you cum-guzzling queer
>>154404544like this?>>154404502
>>154404521retard
>>154404462i hope you die in a car crash
>>154404443>Only 8 out of 39 times>"But muh 21%...""Higher probability than any one *individual* seed" still doesn't change the fact that there have only been 8 President's Trophy Cups since '85/'86.
>>154404575what youre saying is the president's trophy places you as a cup favourite?
>>154404544>Gets angry>Immediately starts ranting about cock
>>154404575>Using math to prove your point on /hoc/Were you here last night?
>>154404575so the pres trophy is the most likely of the 16 positions to win the cup?
>>154404575I don't know Anon. One in five chances to win the Cup when there are 16 teams competing for it sounds pretty good.
>>154404544I like reddit btw if this is the alternative
>>154404618Four in five chances to lose
>>154404637what about the other spots?
>>154404639Devoid of the psychological pressure associated with statistical models
>Completely disregarding 8 out of 39Ishygddt
>>154404334much more digestible in pie form
>>154404542classic riddle. >What team do you think wins the cup?the presidents trophy winner>So you think the presidents trophy winner will win the cup?no
>>154404654no one is asking you to print it out for us, next time throw some colour on there, shan't be looking at this grey drab monstrosity no matter how much key information is within
25 3rd atlantic24 1st atlantic23 1st pacific/west22 1st central/west21 3rd central covid20 2nd east covid19 3rd central18 1st metro17 2nd metro16 2nd metroso four 1st place teamsthree 2nd or 3rd
>>154401884wtf he has an art degree?
>>154404698in what though
Avs vs Canes in the Stanley Cup Final.Calling it now.
>>154404710Are people trying to memoryhole how pedestrian the Avs looked after the Olympic break?
>>154404698second worst art student i can think of at the moment
>>154404721yeah but they hekkin [barely] swept the 20 win kings!!
Don't come crying to me when the Avalanche get eliminated. Your math, your analytics, and your 21% (based on individual seeding) holds no water when, historically, the President's Trophy winner usually doesn't end up winning the Cup. Matter of fact, the way I see it, Buffalo is more likely to win the Cup than Colorado is (...and Buffalo hasn't even won it before)! I'm also predicting the Avs getting eliminated by the Stars in round 2. Wouldn't that be a chop in the ass? Anyone else have DAL/BUF as their Final prediction in their bracket? No? Okay cool, didn't think so. :)
>>154403433Did you spit on a burger?
Hot passionate gay anal but sex with Gary
>>154404721>NOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T BE EXHAUSTED AFTER THE OLYMPICS BECAUSE ABUNCH OF YOUR TEAM WAS PLAYING IN THE GAMES
>>154403448Bulju is a well meaning retard who needs people around him who speak finnish and the bigger rink is more suitable for him. He's propably gonna be a lifetime swiss leaguer now, he is over PPG and the salary is way better than Finland. Good for him
>>154404771>PLAYING IN THE GAMESdebatable desu
>>154404782
>>154404738>the President's Trophy winner usually doesn't end up winning the Cupthey are the most likely standings position to win, thoughbeit
https://soundcloud.com/tiitseidj/bonaqua-bulju
>>154404462The reddit user who posted this compares every real-life happening or person to a movie/comic/tv-show character. The type who calls for a revolution because they are gryffindor or the rebels
>>154404710WHA necrophiliac series
>>154404799>calls for a revolution because they are gryffindorthe house favoured by the establishment [tons of personal connections] the whole time? lmao
>>154404799but luihuinen is by far the most rebel house
>>154404601was too busy with the B52 comments
mammies getting ready to beat ass again
>>154403102
>>154404828Nothing would be more absolute cinema than seeing Knights and Oilers both get eliminated round 1
>>154404370>suddenly it's not cup or bust in edmonton
What team does she cheer for and why are all the hotties cheering for the Flames?
>lauren kyle liking mcdavid trade speculations following last night's gamenot looking good oilsisters
>>154404654>sabres finished 4th >wild finished 7thif the buffalo sabres win a cup before McDavid I might perish from a laughing hernia
>>154404934yasss queen you will move to new york city (the big apple) and become a famous artist while connor has to deal with "laf" and "mika"
>>154404934did McDavids wife not take his last name? Beyond grim. Can't win with players like that. Oilers need to trade his ass.
>>154404965says mcdavid on her page, just not her username
>>154404979WORKED lmao KWAB
>>154404902I think it's just bust bust bust every year for the Oilers.I still think it's so funny that everyone knows they have a goaltending issue and their response to this was to get even worse goaltenders.You know what they say.. 1 step back and 2 steps backwards
Are Habs fans still seething at my Bolts?
Is bitchnasty taking the piss? he just uploaded a podcast episode where he's wearing a mcdavid jersey with a crown, while the number 1 oilers truther ryan whitney to the left fully deferred and went with a usa jersey. what's wrong with these clowns seriously.
>>154405009>Are Habs fans still seethingAnswer is always yes.
>>154405018Idk I'm probably not that good at spittin chiclets kremlinology
>>154405018whitney is probably dressed in support of the USA under 18s. biz is simply retarded.
>Down 3-1>McDavid has 2 more playoff runs with Edmonton after this>Goalie situation still stinksOiler bros...not like this...not like this...
Genuine question for fans of teams near the playoff line or eliminated in the first round:How can your team improve in the near term? Gary "Midget Kike" Bettman has given us a league where trades are impossible due to NMCs, free agency is virtually non-existent, and the only way to succeed is to tank for half a decade.
>>154403165He will go to a Canadian team. I don't think McDavid will go to the US. He wants a cup for Canada. I think Maple Leafs after Matthews leaves. Or he will join Celebrini and Bedard and a 2026 top draft pick in Vancouver for a powerhouse team (this would be best solution)
>>154405033Imagine having McDavid (best player in the game) and Draisaitl (top 5 player or better) not just signed long term but signed to incredibly team friendly deals. You give this setup to 31 other franchises and you have a minimum of 2 cups. I don't understand how Oilers fans can continue to support this organization.
>>154404909What did she do to her face
>>154405059>He will go to a Canadian team
imagine all the gay sex between the three generational talents in hongcouver
[heavy breathing]
>>154405059>in Vancouver
>>154404790What did he mean by this reaction to the plushie?
>>154403165If he's cup chasing?>florida>carolina>dallasIf he's a warrior>toronto>stays in edmontonif his wife calls the shots>los angeles>new york
>>154405137kawaii.. da yo ne
>>154404992thought you couldn't change usernames based on that but i checked my own and you can lmao mcKWAB
Oilers status?
>>154405111
>>154405186
when did the media decide to start throwing around the term AGM in place of assistant GM?
>Gets one last playoff run>Doesn't register a single point in any of the games>Only 3 Shots on goal in 4 games>Gets swept and doesn't win a single gameWhat a proper send off for a fag that wears a neckguardGood riddance
>>154405200I use alternate GM and assistant captain
>>154405060>Oilers fans can continue to support this organization.the org is ran like a massive corporation and rightfully so after generating hundreds of millions in the mcdavid timeline. no one knows a thing about hockey so what does mcdavid do? nothing. mcdavid has never demanded anything outside his personal essentials. him being the ultimate generational talent that he is, the corpo people thought right in thinking pleasing his autistic human need for friendship = him staying forever.he brought this to himself, and i wouldn't be surprised if he had a say in nurse's contract.another autistic kin in bouchard? here's 10x4they saw him joking around with walman, boom 7x7friendships>winning hockeyhe keeps forgetting drai is the only one he needs.
For me it's Wild, Sabres or Mammoth this year
Listenin' to Jamiroquai
>>154405202u mad bro?
>>154405263I just hope it's a team that has never won so the Canadians can get even more pissed off, preferably a Sunbelt team or Minnesota
>>154405212the sad part about this is that as good as those two are the management team with the Oilers fall over themselves fucking up what should be a string of cups by now. Even a sex scandal, Dinosaur Talon, and trades could not derail the Blackhawks with Kane and Toews. Similar Ruthosaurus in Pittsburgh with Malkin and Sid.
>>154405286Was this back in 2014 when they beat the Rangers?Lundy deserved his ring.
>>154405297If Quin wins and Canucks pick third overall it would be amazing
>>154405138What if he joined the ducks? Anaheim is near LA.
>>154405314Yep 2014 greatest run in the modern era
>>154405318>this is all the soilers have to cope with
>>154405325Orange County is way nicer to live in than LA County
>NHL Awards finalists start getting announced this week:April 28: Ted LindsayApril 29: VezinaApril 30: Lady ByngMay 1: Jack AdamsMay 4: MastertonMay 5: CalderMay 6: SelkeMay 7: NorrisMay 8: HartMay 11: Willie O’ReeGM of the Year finalists get announced after Round 1
>>154405333Rangers only won 1 game and Kings won in 5 gameskek>rags
>>154405342wrong. I am a Canucks fan and revel in sadness
>>154405373then you would want the sabers to win to leave us as the most cursed team in the league.
>>154405373Why did they do it? Why did they dismantle the team and trade Quinn away
>>154405359jen
How is Knob being outcoached by a old sexually assaulting pedophile who still enjoys slapping the asses of young boys?
>>154405386I don't care who wins really. I am just content in the Canucks never winning it and can only laugh at their ineptitude but also how glorious "Canucks luck" is.
KIPPERS IS THAT YOU POSTING AS ANON?!?
>>154405393I'm surprised oilers didn't try to trade for Hughes. Get rid of nurse for him
>>154405422the sabres winning the cup is the saddest thing that can happen to the nuckies franchise overall because then they have no excuses for 50+ years of failure anymore. it actually makes them look even worse that they had their worst season in franchise history while their "cursed" expansion cousin finally won the cup. but yea, you revel in the canucks ineptitude apparently. lol.
>>1544053332012 was even more impressive imo
>>154405419>"You see when I left my job in Bakersfield to go to Edmonton, I was expecting the total support of the organization. Instead I was a scapegoat and was kicked to the curb immediately. I took that anger and am harnessing it in Anaheim now. I know all their weaknesses and will make sure I destroy them once and for all"
>>154405433Just keep watching the Oilers and you will eventually realize that they never make any smart decisions
>Jarry is now 2-7 all time in playoff games and 0-4 in playoff games that go to overtime.
>>154405445Both were badass. 2012 was the run as the 8 seed where they dominated everyone. The 2014 is special because being down 3-0 to the Sharks and 3-1 to Anaheim I had no hope of returning. Then even after pulling those off, they still had to beat Chicago at their peak
the nhl needs to move to a 4 ref system, one ref is seated inside each of the nets and the other two are the usual
>>154405443Sabres winning? I don't think it would move the needle for the Canucks as OMG we have no excuses. The Leafs winning would be more triggering. Even so, this ownership and management have no excuses already.
>>154405461Sad
>>154405460and that is just the goaltending
next one should probably be Flames related
>>154405473but you wouldn't subscribe to sportsnet, and you buy your jerseys from china. so how will gary pay for their salaries?
>>154405473No the NHL needs a fan from each team on the ice to make egregious biased calls to balance the game out
>>154405431KIPPERS BUTT OF GTFO
Sanderson didn't appear at locker cleanout day because of the nature of his injury(hiding his broken hand in a cast)
>>154405484the nucks will always be compared to the sabres. who the fucks cares about the laffs. you dont sound like much of a nuckies fan.
>>154405468yeah normally i would dislike a sports team from LA winning anything but the runs were too based to hate. plus they prevented Chicago winning the Cup again
>>154405509I don't think you understand Canucks fans.
>Travis Green on Brady Tkachuk: "(A) player that 31 teams would love to have."which team wouldn't love to have him?
McKenna and Celebrini just committed to playing at Worlds, no statement from Bedard yet.
Of course it’s brain dead Canucks fans that think anaheim goal shouldve counted.
>>154405526my jackies ;)
>>154405468The 2010 decade of ducks were embarrassing. That group of Getzlaf, Perry, and Kesler should have won at least 1 cup.
>>154404965this but seriously
>>154405539he is busy being an automobile mechanic, and arhcitect, and a chef
Can someone post Kippers' butt now?
>>154405065she doesnt have my cock stuffed in it, which is mistake number 1
>>154405548Sometimes good teams never win. Look at the 2020 and 2021 islanders.
>>154405277can someone find this and make a gif
>>154405548I mean they won in 2007, just you had a very rich amount of talent in the NHL in the 2010s. LA, San Jose and Chicago were powerhouses for many years
Next thread is most definitely gonna suck
>>154405359>leaves>cheatingAlways and forever.
>>154405548>Getzlaf
DELTARUNE AU: “FROZEN DARK” (NHL EDITION)Light World: A group of NHL players get pulled into a Dark World hidden inside an arena locker room after a blackout. The Dark Fountain is a cracked Stanley Cup leaking shadow energy. Theme is pressure, legacy, and identity.Main Party:Kris – Connor McDavid: Silent, detached, carries everything. Class: Blademaster (speed-based attacker). Weapon: Glitching hockey stick. Gimmick: Acts faster than turn order. Theme: Being “the guy” but feeling disconnected.Susie – Matthew Tkachuk: Aggressive, chaotic, secretly loyal. Class: Enforcer. Weapon: Flaming stick/body checks. Starts selfish, becomes ride-or-die.Ralsei – Sidney Crosby: Calm, supportive, suspiciously wise. Class: Captain-Healer. Weapon: Strategy magic/buffs. Knows more than he lets on.
>>154405626hopefully it has rampant titty posting
i want a sharks themed thread
>>154405626can it be Flames themed?
>>154405720PLEASE
>>154405720
>>154405760you 'bout 45 posting family guyreconsider life
>>154405030biz is our retard
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>>154405760youd probably have a happier and more fulfilling life if you cheered for the Flames
