Monday, 27 April>13:00 BSTJohn Higgins (5) v Ronnie O'Sullivan (12)Mark Selby (7) v Wu Yize (10)>19:00 BSTChris Wakelin (13) v Neil Robertson (4)Hossein Vafaei v Judd Trump (2)Tuesday, 28 April>10:00 BSTZhao Xintong VS Shaun MurphyMark Allen VS Barry Hawkins>StreamsFree: https://freestreams-live1c.pk/BBC iPlayer, Eurosport, TNT Sports, Discovery+ and HBO Max
Who else is a >working stiffhere? Makes me want to goFucking bananas. i hate my boss so mucu wjev gonna screme to he like no run business
>>154402045where do you work?
Anime.This is a cosplay of the shark from Jaws (absolutely not the other one), so it's obviously /sp/ related.
>>154402045Currently sitting at my desk, waiting for it all to end, or begin. Something, anything at all Den.
>>154402045glad I'm neet atm, can't remember being this loopy for quite a while, watching every bit of drama since round 1 of qualis and enjoying every moment of it
>>154402078where do you work?
>Sunday afternoon and evening sessions had 4 matches and 0 decisions>Monday afternoon and evening sessions have 4 matches and 4 decisionsmake it make sense
>>154402132>4 decisionswhat you mean?
>>154402014Previous thread: https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/154369808/
>>154402132>two notable comebacks >both in the first round from seeds
>>154402141Assume he means no final results yesterday afternoon and evening but all games played to a finish in today's sessions.
>>154402130I work at a private college """"lecturing"""" law. Basically I go through the basics of the Irish law system for 5 hours a day to people who want to sit exams. It's okay.
>>154402170What do you think of law? I think all laws are fake and are only become real if theres a 2nd party to enforce it.
>time to /147lit/ postI finished Doctor Faustus over the weekend, 5/10 wouldn't recommend. Probably one of the most "difficult" books I've ever read, it wasn't so much that the plot was hard to follow, it was more that a lot of the book was heavily about music theory that mostly went over my head, plus there was a fair bit of filler plot that had nothing to do with the main characters. At least I recognised that the pivotal chapter where the main character talks to the devil was based on a similar chapter in The Karamazov Brothers, I felt vaguely smart getting the reference there.Anyone reading/read anything decent lately?
>>154402267I like law, especially our shared common law it's interesting and in theory very prestigious. I do believe overall in Thucydidean realism, if such a thing exists. >>154402277I'm going to start Walden soon, I've been reading a lot of religious books lately (Everlasting Man/ Confessions) that I want to be comfy for a bit lel. Also read Sound and the Fury which I liked overall.
>>154402277>Anyone reading/read anything decent latelynot so much into fiction, recently started Our Band Could Be Your Life: Scenes from the American Indie Underground, and also picrel. After finishing Everton wanna read Hendry and Davis autobiographies.
>>154402052Bank.
>>154402296>Power and self-interest drive state behavior more than morality or idealsIf you mean that, that's 100% correct. Very few people know that among the normie population.
>>154402277I've been reading through the Harry Potter series in Japanese, because books for kids are perfect for my level. Now on book 3 (Prisoner of Azkaban).When I'm done with the series, I'll probably read something normal in a real language, because I don't know anything other I could realistically be able to read in Japanese. Maybe I'll reread Sherlock Holmes or go back to Lupin (read the first ~5 books already). Or just start something I get from /147/.
>>154402296I always wanted to read Walden but then got put off when I found out that Thoreau was still talking his washing round to his mom's (or something to that effect) >>154402308>Our Band Could Be Your LifeI loved that when I read it, absolutely loads of music to be discovered in it
>>154402328I need to start reading some simple books in German. I have been learning a bit of Polish as well, but I haven't been focusing on it as much now that the Polish people from my job are mostly gone (and German is way easier).
>>>154402493Then I can absolutely recommend Potter. They're fast-paced, fun for what they are and, in Japanese at least, easier to read than most games I played, while not being total kiddie stuff.
>was supposed to go to the toothmancer in 1.5 hours>they just called, saying he's sickI'm literally not going out for the whole 9 days (7 remaining) of freedom.
Yes
>>154402603baized
Are there any movies focused around snooker?
>>154402616
>>154402616there's that one with Ruger Hauer and Ken makes an appearance but it might be Pool
>>154402616jimmy white turns up in this at the end to face off against the chinks, almost like they could see the future of snooker
>>154402659forgot to mention it's called 'legend of the dragon' sorry lads
GWAN EITHER PLAYERGWAN RIGGY BEAR
>>154402277The Mezzanine by Nicholson Baker.Strikes me as very snooker adjacent, not sure why.Would recommend
WHAT an atmosphere
I will be watching the snooker.
>>154402688
sausages for hands
Please be Mark Selby (good).Please don't rig today, John.
>>154402688I'm watching via astral projection into the Crucible
wonnay iz loosing by purpose
>>154402277Been on a Steinbeck flex recently, just finished Grapes of Wrath which I thoroughly enjoyed and would reccomend East of Eden. Anyone got any decent Russian lit reccomendations? I've read most of Tolstoy and Dostoyevsky and a few others but been looking for something else to scratch the itch.
>>154402707he could win every frame if he wanted to innit he's just not bovvered about it all yknow
>Mark Selby, 1
>>154402707just doesnt fancy winning it this year
Is "lean keen and ready to roll" said everytime Wu Yize is introduced? He just has a catchphrase instead of a nickname?
It is so over
>>154402752Jamal Niggins has never stolen a frame or 300k
> Ken's Jacket
>>154402770Lmao
>>154402787Noticed he's shaved his little unibrow middle thing. Wonder if it will unbalance him
>>154402787
Starting with some good zest, very nice.>>154402770Heh.
>7-10It's lemonver...
>>154402811tfw no pissed up punters gwanning
>there will be gwanners during the Seniors'
Wonder how much money higgy made dropping those frames last session
Ronniemongs are delusional. They should know by now this is the start of a collapse to a 13-9 defeat.
>>154402074What's that thing I posted about? If it's an anime character then you must know it, but maybe it's from a Western cartoon. So it's either anime or Western animation, it's either a shark or a dolphin, and it's got some kind of special gender identity. It's ugly as shit and used to get spammed on 4chan, probably on /qa/. There's no way you of all posters won't know what I'm talking about.
>>154402896Are you talking about the shark toy from Ikea?
Granite bros we are so back.
>>154402031I use Blue Diamond, I only play 8-ball tho (I'd have to take a plane across the Mediterranean to play snooker)
We're back!>>154402896You probably mean: >>154397431
>>154402277Doctor Faustus by Marlowe? It's not that hard to read once you read a few classics from that period
>>154402616I remember saving this poster, but of course I have never seen the film. It's definitely not in English; it might be Israeli.
>>154402919I presume he's talking about the Goethe version, because I don't think Marlowe was dropping references to Dostoyevsky.
Fuckin hell Ronald lmao
> Gwannald O'sullibeat
>>154402928sounds decent 2bh
>>154402724He had a nickname, then Rob Walker abandoned it in favour of "Wu the 'do" due to his hair, and then he got his hair cut. It's like Wu Yize is actively fighting against having a nickname.I must say, though, he has the most normal walkout music of any of the Chinese players. Starboy by The Weeknd is a normal song that people know and like; the others always pick unknown Chinese music or teenage-girl fare like Justin Bieber or The Script.
>>154402714A Hero of our Time by LermontovLiterally anything by GogolThe Queen of Spades by PushkinNovel with Cocaine We by ZamyatinNabokov's early stuff is also excellent, Despair is a particular favouriteI'm gonna presume that when you say you've read most of Tolstoy you mean it as The Death of Ivan Ilyich and The Kreutzer Sonata are just reads Realise my recommendations are a bit all over the place!
>>154402905>>154402916That was my post, but I mentioned that I had been thinking of something else. Some gender-nonconforming cartoon aquatic creature. That's the thing I want to identify.
>>154402887He didn't get enough practice and it shows.Hard to watch. Not worthy of a champion. Come back next year, Ronnie!
Z'est over...>>154402966No idea.
>>154402919>>154402930Thomas Mann
Higgtury. Most of the crowd look utterly miserable, you love to see it.
>>154402896>it's either a shark or a dolphin, and it's got some kind of special gender identity>>154402905>shark toy from IkeaThere's the BLÅHAJ from Ikea, which I think has some connection to mental illness.
This John Riggins fellow is pretty good
There is a button in front of (You).If you press it, Selby and Ronnie lose. If you don't press it, they both win their matches. What do (You) do?
>>154402995Today, Polebro, I am a gwanner.
>>154402995sudooker
Could it perhaps be the case that Crucible matches are too long? The idea is obviously that the players play across multiple sessions to prevent players from losing just due to one bad session. But John Higgins must have had a bad session to drop frames against Ronnie O'Sullivan in this form, and Ronnie's now been having two terrible sessions in a row where he can't pot a ball. So it's still basically luck. They've been taking it in turns to job against each other, and if Ronnie keeps jobbing, he's going home. If the Jobber's Pendulum decides to make John Higgins turn to shit instead, all this will be for naught and Ronnie will go through instead. It all feels very fraudulent.
>>154402995I am gaffer-taping that button down. This is a based comeback from the Rigger, and also, GWAN WU
>>154402995yes i will press it
>>154402962Thanks for the suggestions, I actually havent read The Kreutzer Sonata. I'll make a note of the rest!I started Dead Souls by Gogol and was realy enjoying it but didnt realise it was unfinished, which was sad, similar to The Castle by Kafka.
We're back!
>10-9>10-9
The fuck is he taking the black there for
>>154403092He would need two snookers instead of one if he potted any other colour. But certainly I don't think he would have been on another red if it had gone in, so it was always going to be a challenge.
>>154403029Best get that seen to then, it's a must read. Yeah, it's annoying but still great, Gogol's short stories are well worth reading.
>missing all this fucking kino because of work.I’ll happily not watch a frame today if ar’ lads win though. Maybe offering the pendulum something will soothe its rage
cumun mark
>choking a 9-4 leadfucking lmao
Used to be a Virgo hater but I’ll be real it’s not the same without him
>>154403161Yeah, it's better.
Looking like a rerack
>>154403121noble sacrifice
>>154403160Why are Belgian players so enormous? Ben Mertens looks like a basketball player there, and Julien Leclercq is famously even bigger. Luca Brecel isn't that tall, but then he does have a tendency towards sudden and immense weight gain.
>>154403176>41 points on the board>re-rack
>>154403180irish people like ronnie is just smol
Mark Selby one
>>154403161One of the new commentators will become a legend. But at the moment, it's impossible to know which one. For one thing, none of them have any personal catchphrases that we can all relate to, but if they got one, we'd think they were forcing it and we'd still hate them anyway.
>>154403197Ronnie is a proud Sicilian.
>>154403211*Arab
It's over...
>>154403215*Chinaman
>>154402962>We by ZamyatinSecond that.Also... "In The First Circle" - Solzhenitsyn (new corrected edition) Add "Light In August" by Faulkner to the non-Russian list. It's a masterpiece of structure, that.
>>154403211Christ that's uncanny how both of his kids have the exact same set of inherited facial features from him. In a way that's obvious but, fuck.
Sometimes he almost knows too much..
>>154403217Konnichiwa.
Give me a qrd, lemonchads…….is it over?
Both comebacks are canceled sorry lads
>>154403264how are you this starved for attention
>>154403264Z'est Fini
Chinaman’s arseole will go u mark my words u heard it here first
>>154403272what
Almost as if John had a bet on this would make the last mini session despite him being 6-2 down. I suppose if he didnt Rig he would just win every event.
>>154403233>China>Konnichiwa>>154403264At this point neither Selby nor Higgy can win any more, no matter what they do. I just closed the streams.
>>154403284>afternoon>brony lad is already drunk
GWAN THEN
>>154403270>>154403282>>154403292Why do we even bother
Now THAT is a lemon and lime
it's not over till the fat lemon has squeezed
Selby conceded the frame while Wu Yize was at the table there. Is this your great hero?
great slo-mo for that brown>zoom on blank area of table>shake about>try to zoom on ronnie>fail
>John Higgins 11 (25) 11 Ronnie O'SullivanAnother best-of-three
>>154403370>That was such a great shot! Let's see a replay!>Show the other camera's shot of it which is just panning around randomlyBBC, I kneel.
Anyone even watching gooney vs riggins? 11:11 now btw.
>waiting for the oldmancider
>that brownbeaut
That's a long cue
>>154403416He's a big guy
It's his year
Ronnie bros its not looking good brev
>[Fuck] 6th lashes! Higgins single-shot 128-point win 19th inning, 10-9 lead>Hagan is so great.>Wizard textbook style is too authoritative and too stable>These balls are art.>The two veterans are the platform, which is much better than the table next door.>It’s great to see them play.>Old Zhang level back 20 years>The rocket is finished.>The second stage of the old Zhang remembers to buy himself to win.>It should be the second stage as a look at the odds are very high and buy yourself to reverse.
Recjon he’s past his sel-by date if u know what I mean !!!!! Aha
Higgins is rigged for detonation
Wu - Selby turned into a low quality match.1st session was good though.
mark selby losing with 93% pot success
>>154403423>>>154403437>Hagan
>>154403437>These balls are art.That's what she said.
guwon mark
>snookerYou mean pool
>If I were 2 frames away from victory, drop me back down to 1 and let my biggest hater have the 11 frames.>My reason? If my hater has 11 frames then I will make it my life goal to get to 13.>Most people don't realize the value of the grind, the hustle, the chase. You can't put a dollar value on that.
>>154403444>out score opponent>lose the tactical battlesI aint feeling too zesty, mr lemons.
Selby needs to do this
>>154403459I mean my balls draggin across your face
Ffs Ronnie get your shit together
Runnie don’t fancy ij this year then
Lmao, they cannot fucking get a decent break together.KWAB VS KWAB
>lelby>riga
Selby is zested
>make four breaks over fifty>win
C I D E R
Tbh, either one in this form would be a free win for Trump next round.CN really does have only Tong as their best.The rest do not perform on the big stages.
>>154403517this is a weird game stats wise what's going on
I don’t think I’ve ever seen a match Ronnie’s tried to win but then lost do u think he’ll have a paddy about it like the hood ole days if he loses
Requiescat in pachinko.GWAN RIGGOR MORTIS
>>154403517Well at least it’s finally yeezy season, I suppose.
>>154403534Lelby lelling it up with meme errors
Riggings on for a 147 u heard it here first
>lark seethbyembarrassing for his fans
>>154403553you got the email from barry as well?
That may have been the final Mark Selby, one of the season.
Nah must’ve sold the frame
hate gwanners
GWANNNN RONNIE
>>154403563simple as
>>154403534literally that Allen vs Robbo Champion of Champions final all over again
>>154403563
If Mork gets bent over I fancy either Mark Allen or Barry Hawkins for the tournament watch this space u heard it here first
This should be wrestling rules. Whoever loses retires.
you can never count Selby out
johnny is on crack today
its over
We are all living in the Riggtury of humiliation
A cue in hand, a steely gaze,He strides to tables, in a daze,The crowd goes silent, hearts aflutter,As O'Sullivan’s break begins to utter.With every strike, a perfect plan,Precision sharp, no touch of a man,The balls obey, they dance and roll,Each shot he takes, a work of soul.From young to old, the whispers rise,His genius, born beneath the skies,He bends the game, reshapes the rules,A master’s mind that never fools.Through years of battles, highs and lows,He shines the brightest, in his flow,A legend, not just in the hall,But in the hearts of those who call.And when he breaks, the room ignites,The world holds breath, the stage alights,A champion, forever on his throne—So loud they cheer, their love is known.GWAN RONNIE!
Ronnie bros this is not looking good at all
>>154403602AND A RED RIGHT HANDOops wrong song
>92ciderbring me my heart pills
>>154403602You got a little sugar in your tank eh
what will ronnie say after this defeat
Bros is it fun to play snooker?
KICKKKKK
it's rover...
>RIGGINS
HOL UP HOL UP HOL UP
>>154403630>i'm not bawerd
The old chalk strat™
>turn the kick magnets on
Now we see why Ronnie uses that chalk bros
what the FUCK was that ronnie
>2-6>4-9>13-12RUNNING.jpg
Ronnie sick of it. That's his final WC.
Mark Selby meanwhile isn't doing too well vs Wu Yize
>>154403423Brilliant work. Unless you used AI, in which case boooooooooooooooo
he was doomed as soon as I placed a bet on himnext thread shall be made on page 10
>roons away
KWAB
Ronnie should’ve just conceded rather than play that shite oh too late he already has
Love seeing Ronnie seethe
>>154403645>>154403646>>154403647>>154403650What happened?
Ronnie is such a moody bitch lmao
Go back to the desert ronald
uhhhhh Ronnietourists???
how does an atheist explain the timing of that kick?
>>154403668me & your mum
Here’s how romnpy can still win
>>154403668>Riggins in for the win>Gets a kick, has to play safe>Ronnie misses>Riggins pots a tough red to middle>Ronnie stands up and concedes during Riggins turn, roons away
Thread theme: https://youtu.be/XiSLXxSNKkI?si=ssG1os7ziyQXO6Ff
>>154403678/int/ourists in shambles
I enjoyed that match
Just a little more caveman chalk and he would have won
>>154403668Riggy missed because of a kick, which must've been the fault of Rodney's chalk.Then he roon'd away as soon as Riggy potted the last (needed) red, even though he didn't have a good position for a colour, so there was a good chance, Ronald would get to play on and need only like 1-2 snookers.
>>154403682kek. Ronnie needed snookers?
>>154403583But Mork is Mark Allen, isn’t he?
>Defeated gwannie leaves
>>154403659No comment. Had to strike whilst the iron was hot.
He wanted to go for a quick 5k so bad that he bailed on the world champychip
how many snookers would rpdmey have needed? two? three?useless wst live ticker already removed the final frame pot chart
>>154403633It’s too hard. Play pool instead. Snooker is more fun than sitting at home, but it’s a close thing.
If you'd have asked me this morning I'd have said Ronnie and Selby would win their matches today. Funny old game snooker.
based Riggybearbased Desi
>he still have to do it
>>154403695Idfk I only found out there was snooker on 4 chan yesterat
Who the FUCK do I gwan for now?
Ronnie can't just lose normally at the cruce anymore, every year it's some meme collapse.
>>154403710Frame ball red so it can only be 1 or 2 unless I'm being retarded?
>>154403723Bazza.
>>154403723Mork and Blork
buckets are back on the menu>>154403726guess so
>>154403723this goober
Yes indeed, it's all blorking into place
For me it's Zhao, he's gonna be the one to finally lift the crucible curse.
Thought that red wouldn't drop
You just know Higgins is gonna get destroyed next round
Is there really people who show up just for rpmmoe matches and then completely lose all interest in the tourney after rpmmie gets kicked out?
Volumes.
>>154403726>Frame ball red so it can only be 1 or 2 unless I'm being retarded?Ronnie needed one snooker after the last red (if Higgins missed the subsequent color). Brilliant match overall. Ronnie being Ronnie at the end.
>>154403746Gwanners aren't people
Did runnie really just give us a chinky thank u fucking prick needs his meds adjusting again
>>154403710>>154403726Only two fouls for 4 points or one for 7. And John didn't really have anything to pot with the kubol against the top cushion.
>>154403746My dad, been watching and playing for at least 50 years. Soon as Ronnie goes out he turns off.
>>154403746Still a lot of anti-Hendry boomers out there furious that he somehow ruined 90's snooki for them so they show up to see if his record goes or not and then fuck off
>>154403746yes. they are also the "snooker is dead without ronnie" crowd even though they don't watch any snooker
>>154403759>Still a lot of anti-Hendry boomersThey never managed to even adjust to color TV.
>>154403759Gendry always was n arogant tosser
Selby is deranged, never seen him miss as much as this match.
(It's over)
>>154403770
is it because Vikki isn't there?
>>154403780
>>154403788
>>154403759kek, I choose to believe this ist true. When I started watching snooker, Hendry was the legend but he already sucked. People hated him for some reason and always cheered for whoever played against hin.
>>154403797People always turn against the most dominant
Man, what a crazy comp this will be when Wakelin takes it all
>>154403797>People hated him for some reasonHe bullied our Jimmy
The cracks are starting to show folks
The Magician™ vs The Wizard™What a semifinal!
>jew wizard
>>154403800We all love Judd though, I guess he's just got more charisma.
>>154403797>People hated him for some reasonBrits have Tall Poppy Syndrome. So do the Aussies.
>>154403797Smug aura n always looked like a spastic on day release from the nuthouse (ironic given who’d succeed him)
>>154403814OH NO!
>>154403814>ooooo>eeeee>:(
>>154403804Stephen "The Jimmy Rustler" Hendry
>>154403816He hasn't dominated the triple crowns
>>154403814Kek
No, Mark, even if you win this frame and another one, I'm not getting zested this time by starting to believe. You may as well give up now.>>154403816Lel.
The zest is on
>>154403816>I guess he's just got more charisma
ANYONE WATCHING SELBY
>>154403838anyone got the see my zest copypasta?
>>154403845HELL YEAH
>>154403797>>154403800>People always turn against the most dominantThis, but Hendry was very robotic and didn't show hardly any emotion or character that people could latch on to.
>this entire afternoon sessionthank you based scriptwriters + magnet operators
>>154403845Aside from those who already left, we've been all watching Selby from the start.
I will never reveal the Wu YZA secret
Based by the molester to drag out a frame he could never win just so the rpmmie riggins crowd could watch the end of his game.
>>154403817Nah we're not that bad. Depends on the person of course.
>>154403814>missed pots
>>154403857Last year I got a figurine of our favourite snooker player.
>>154403871>fuk figure Hm..
>>154403845I am. Selby doesn't show his best tennis but great fighting spirit.
>>154403859I was watching Riggie because I watch whatever slop Goyrosport is showing. Would have preferred prime zesting though.
A leopard is most dangerous when cornered
It's over (again)
>>154403814
Rerack
>>154403852Feel, my, zestFeel my zestPut your patience to the testReds all pushin'On the cushionWhile I pot one with the restThe black ball's onBut I'm goneHappy with my break of oneRoll the white behind the yellowI'm a wicked zesty fellowLeave the white, nice and tight,Two-hour frames are quite all rightBut still playing after midnight's always bestIt's nearly time for bedPerhaps I'll pot a redHaha I jest!Feel my zest!Feel my ze-est!
>it's not a decider but it got that same vibe about it
>>154403902WE'RE BACK
>>154403890>whatever slop Goyrosport is showingGuess "cycling" and you'll be correct about 90% of the time. C'mon, Yizzah! And grow that long hair back, eh.
Pressure is getting to Woozie
It's like a cauldron out there for the YCPs :/
Mark Selby One>>154403911hahah thanks
KWAB VS KWAB
oh he jestin'
>>154403907lmao
Dechawat Poomjaeng
>>154403742Tell me more about this so-called curse. Did it apply to Stephen Hendry?
>>154403911Top Kek.Roight friggin' poetry, that, mate. Great stuff.
URGENTLY need high quality screencaps of the fluffy redhead sat right next to Wu's seat
Why do they zoom in like this lol
>>154403939Like reading tea leaves, you can read the pores
P I N K
>the city of potting into the middle
SHREDSVILLE
>>154403932
>Mark "Just" Killme
Fuck me it’s like watching pub pool at half 12 with these at this point
It's over (for real this time)
>>154403959are you a girl?
>>154403951Young Vicki could pass for a young Catherine Zeta-Jones.
>>154403951>young vikkishe was young at some point? she's already been old when she startet to date Young selby
>>154403956I hate this stupid "curse", its not at all unlikely that the favourite doesn't win against the field. The fact they have to torture it to make it first time winners only at the crucible too.
Ov3r
>>154403590This new BBC commentator told us that yesterday as he was in the middle of counting Selby out.
>>154403972I can see it. Kinda like a reverse Catherine Zeta Jones
>>154403976Ok ok settle down Stephen
the post-match puzzlel will cheer me up
>>154403976Yep, the curse really only exists in the media (much like the curse of Ding, ended by Moody). Winning the World Championship twice in a row is staggeringly difficult.
>>154403976>the favouriteI wouldn't even call him the favourite. He only won the WC once and he's playing against people who did multiple times, and are generally more experienced. If anything, it's strange that he managed to win the previous WC.This "curse" feels very forced.>>154403996We could start already, not like we're going to miss anything. A century by Wu at most.
oh wuuuuuu that was bad
Now the zesting can truly commence
>>154403816>We all love Judd thoughmate
>>154403999>Winning the World Championship twice in a row is staggeringly difficult.that's been done by 4 of the 6 multiple champions and still none of the 6 defended their maiden title
BEHIND THE LEMON
love it when comms sets themselves up nicely for the highlight packages by saying things like that might JUST be enough to win the frame
>>154404020Immediately snookered behind the lemon. Textbook.
>thingken about lemons
irish women like young vikkiare they basically latinas?
lovely wu
isnt wu a type of ghost
>>154404062No that’s John Virgo
WHERE'S THE WU BALL GOING
W U B O L
FOUL!
>>154404062WooOoOOoO
>>154404089That retarded comic...
>>154404062thats a wewe you're thinking of from karl pilkingtons diary
>>154404096>Wewe Gombel is a popular Indonesian folklore ghost from Javanese mythology known as a female spirit who kidnaps children neglected or left outside after dark. Often depicted with long, sagging breasts, she rarely harms the children, instead protecting them until parents show remorse and treat them better. well i never
>>154404062What would happen if he spirited through the table for his next shot, but only you seemed to notice it?
POTTED!
that is unbeliebvablel
wew
Years ago anons made a meme about selby with all his nicknames and when ever i see him play now, without fail, i cant get Mark 'Not past his Selby date' out of my head.
WATCH THE IN OFF MARK
マーク・セルビー、一点
>>154404096YCPs don't age well
Mark fighting with everything hes got here lads
>Lester Jester
>>154404136Shame he hasn't got much then.
ITS OVER
(its over)
all the gwanners that hasn't left are rooting for Wu
not a good couple of days for Leicester
>>154404148>>154404154ITS NEVER OVER
WU WHAT R U DOIN
WOW!
dat double
>this match
DOUBLE BUBBLE
Ronnie outYCP in
fini
Selby had enough ZESTINGLmaoThe shot selection...you just knew that he wanted this shit to end already.
This man broke Mark Selby
>>154404147 <--- MAXIMUM
>jeb vs yeezy
>goes for a flashy shot rather than the safety>loses
Mark bros... it's time for a snooze
>>154404204>losing Round 1 to O'Connor>losing Round 1 to Woollaston>loses Round 2 to Wu Yize playing this poorly
OH NONONONONONONONONONONONONONO!
>>154404243
>>154404244>dominated him in every department>losesthe zester got zested
>>154403678uhhhhhh Selbysimps!????
If Hoss wins the bottom bracket will be four players with 0 World Titles
Hawkins or Allen then for me to win the whole thing. Wouldn't mind Trump, Higgins or Robertson either.
Judd vs Neil final
>>154403211
For me it'sS-Tier: HawkA-Tier: Allel, Riggy swan song, Robbo.Don't care Tier: Xintong, Judd, WuSeethe Tier: Shorn Simple as.
What a day wage slaving lads. What did I miss?
>>154404371>Ronnie ran>Selby is fini
>>154404371Rpmmie and zester are kill
Reckon Hossy might do it. Spirit of Allah is with him from Iran init
Iran? Number 1!DuBoy? Hacktui!
>>154404433and he has a bionic shoulder implant now
>Selby is in bad shape.>Uncompromisingly old.>A pair of stinky chess baskets.>Wu Yize is a three-star piler with super energy.>Wu Yize is not an ordinary handsome man.>There is a high probability that it will be whipped. Finally 12:13.>Chinese players get whipped syndrome>There is no light in Xiao Wu’s eyes.>Little Wu Hanged>Mind has collapsed.>The teacher stinks today... Otherwise, you’ll be whipped four times.>Shut up, don't spray without encouragement.>Big tools are difficult.>Wu Yize was embarrassed, looking pale, no confidence.>Genuinely Dying>It’s finally over, delicious feast, poignant two bowls of rice.>Torture the audience, finally back: the old man sticks the ducklings, the little son-in-law shits and urins.>Xiao Wu's mentality was too bad, Selby smashed a club to break him down, but also collapsed>Ding Junhui can win both of them.>Strange, 13 innings didn't break 100.>Every single one of Selby’s numbers is higher than Wu Yize or lost.>The Bureau of Statistics miscalculated>A step closer to the final of Zhao Wu.>Thank Master Sai for the trial of Xiao Wu, the Chinese duotoons to the finalists, forward! The world of snooker belongs to them after all!>Little Wu next hit Trump or this state, there is no chance at all.>Wafi has the opportunity to flip the small plate of both sides basically hand over the score to see the wizard can be 4-9 flip waffield only 7-9>Waffy is also much better than the two of them today.
>>154404346why does this look like Brendan Dolan with a 70s pornstar mustache?
>>154404478>Torture the audience, finally back: the old man sticks the ducklings, the little son-in-law shits and urins.
>>154403746ive always hated ronnie. theres something about him. like tries way to hard to be cool/uncaring. same reason i hate oasis
We watching Wakemeupinside or Waffield later gents?
>>154404488lol he does
>>154403759Friendly reminder that Hendry lost 2 crowns to Peter Ebdon
>>154404604ebdon is forever my nigga. he didnt try to appeal to casuals, just cucked smoothbrains with slow 9001 iq play
>>154404623>Imagine getting blueballed by Ebdon for 14 (FOURTEEN) hours
>>154404584Both with two screens
>>154404627sovlwe used to be a society
>>154403911Already been done son. A mild derivative
>>154404478>It’s finally over, delicious feast, poignant two bowls of rice.Chinese /brit/posting
Fucking great day lads. Missed most of it due to work but could tell it was kino from the brief glimpses I had> gWANNERS knocked the fuck out> Zester gets outzested Great news for /147/ for the rest of the tournamentCMON THE HAWK
>>154404754I'm the poster who originally wrote Feel My Zest, and that's the original there. It's true that I originally posted it without that picture, and made the picture when someone asked for one (somebody else also made a picture), but he's not trying to copy it; he is providing the original as requested.
>>154404809OC is dying in recent years. Bring back ms paint
>>154404754turns out he had receipts
>>154404754>reading comprehension
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pavaCuhekjc&list=PLplZ_yA5BHkIYO6ME2SIIC2JnkCDprVk-
>>154404918choonand albumand artist as it happens
>>154402014RIP gone to soon x
>>154404944who? Selby?
>>154404913they phoned up Kornheiser during an interview the other day
>>154404968bloke in the op... its in black and white so i assume he's dead.
>>154405000>picture-converted-to-blaccant trick me bro that guy is clearly alive
RIP PONNIE
>>154405016kek it already had that filename https://www.alamy.com/stock-photo-picture-converted-to-black-and-white-mark-selby-waits-back-stage-before-138929335.html
Its all up to Judd now, the only unequivocal /ourguy/ left
>>154405023
>>154405057
>wageslave all day>miss the rigsYou used to be able to get VODs on dodgy streamers. Where would one turn to these days?
>>154405076
>>154405096Vods but with Russian comms
>>154405124https://m.vkvideo.ru/@vitalsport_billiard
>>154403557
love riggins, me
both matches will go to deciders btw
>>154405167
>>154404478>Chinese players get whipped syndrome
GWAN HOSSOGWAN WAKO
>>154405244>gwanning Wakelin over NeyulExplain this to me please at your earliest convenience.
>>154405271Wakeloon will be easier to beat and Neil still hasn't apologised for the "fuck the snooker" incident.
Hoseyn Wi-Fi
>>154405119They look like members of an emo band
It's Neil's year
>>154405536you didn't get the mem(m)o? it said it's the year of the hawk
>>154405608Correct: this post was fact checked by real hawktriots
I wonder if Peggy got lapped by Big Jan after that controversial call yesterday
>>154405608He will lose the final to someone I hate; I guarantee it.
>>154403590
>>154405818To The Magician™ you mean?
>>154405134thanks, very comfy.
>bo5Trump is looking stumpable
>trump gets surprised by some iranian shenanigansfeel like I'd seen this episode before
Neyul: IN
The Aussie marches on.
>say word (foul)>match stolen
based Neyul saying rpmmie's chalk should be banned
Neilbros I have tears in my eyes
>>154406067I heard he said something should be banned, but didn't catch he meant the chalk kek.
>>154406067My theory Ron uses the old chalk for kicks on opponents to throw them off. Ronnie get's less kick than others on the old chalk
>41-years oldSeema is immune to the wall.
>>154406067want un in da gabber, nerd? cum ere!
>>154406095He uses it for sentimental reasons - it's the same chalk his dad used to mark days spent behind bars.
Only two YCPs left.
>>154406107it's that bone structure
>>154406138kek
>>154406138Good one.
>>154406162>zhao-rigger>mork-wOosneed it or feed it?
>>154406138lel
>>154406067Yep, I'm thinking based.
The come on Hossein's are in
Another defeat of Trump vs Iran incoming.
>>154406107zamn i thought she was early 30s
>>154406237jannies gonna go postal on /147/ again
>>154406067Robbo interviews are always worth a watch
>>154405930
>>154406266Still can't believe I got banned for discussing the snooker player Judd Trump in a snooker thread
STOP THE COUNT
>>154406107U’d av a crack on them tits dont lie Vafaei defo gonna get sum if he wins tonite initI would n all
>I'd destroy this guy if this were a bo7
anyone else just feel a sense of weight released and relief post a ronnie knock out
Hossman would continue the trend of meme winners
With Trump going out, I'd be legitimately chuffed at any of those guys winning. Great results so far
hoss is the boss
Is that a fuckin bucees logo on his shoulder lolol Iranian sponsored by Yankee oil n gas aha
that bloke just orgasmed in the audience
>>154406276
Trump will blockade the corner pockets.
>>154406355Yes.
How do pros still make these shitty break offs?
Got hands like a fuckin grandad farmer but fuck me id motor boat then tits harder than Kirsty Maccoll’s head Ny day off the week FACT
Davis fallout feral ghoul maxxing glowing one
>>154406401Hello, Mr Hendry.
>>154405837My prediction is Zhao Xintong. I like Shaun Murphy more than him.
>cockposting
>>154404478>A pair of stinky chess baskets.A... whut?
>>154406463> I like Shaun Murphy*High Five*
>>154406355no I feel a release because Slowby ist kill so he can't torture the games and we increase the chances of amazing snooker like Ron and Riggs provided
>>154406162I like all the players in the bottom half more than all of the players in the top half. This is upsetting. I might cheer Neil Robertson against Judd, but otherwise GWAN the bottom finalist already.
If the final doesn't consist of Chinese or Iranians ill be annoyed
5 snookers Hoss? 5? Thats insane.
Selby has possessed are Hossein here
>baiter still going after hours of getting no (you)s (the only one was replying to himself)KWAB
>>154406565Jester isn't capable of possession, you're thinking of young Sofia
>Playing on needing five snookersI love this, but I wouldn’t normally. I must just really, really love Hossein Vafaei.
>bo3
>>154406571To be fair, “motorboat those tits harder than Kirsty MacColl’s head” was pretty funny.
You thought 9/11 was bad? well 11/11 is much worse.
Iran playing mind games with Trump here, will it pay off?
Pouring out my shredded this morning, I heard a clunk where the usual tink would be. Cor, I said. Its a ticket to a play! Whats that Fargus? said me mother. A play about witches if memory serves us, mum. The Crucible, by Arthur Miller! Well me oh my, said me darling mum. I knew it was worth sending you to do GCEs. Is the play any good? Says I, I never heard it, but I suppose it must be, if theyre still running it. Its on in Sheffield Mum. Mum can barely sleep the whole week. Tellling every neighbour she can that we're going to Sheffield.We get there and stone the crows, theres been a mistake. Theres been a beeen a misbeenthers a take a theres a been a mistake. We are thrown into a dark room wit clips on our ears, and cor its very queer. A scottish man only whispers negative things and a northern irish man only says positive things. Sometimes when they say something was good we clap, but rarely before we are told to clap. Sometimes we laugh but it is never funny. A leather boned man came out before hand to warm us up but we are still cold. I have been here for weeks. I can't leave. There are flies in every direction. There are smells from every direction. There is no escape in any direction. I will never eat shredded wheat.
>>154406580Always love this pic. Mark didn't even have to dress up
Davis is right, free balls are OP.
>>154406543Steve Davis is quite unimpressed.
>>154406634Quiet down James JoyceMore like Jak Jones
>>154406642It’s also quite a complicated rule and I guarantee a lot of people watching don’t understand it. I finally got it a couple of years ago, but I think there are still some intricacies and edge cases that I wouldn’t understand. And complicated rules are a bad thing for any sport.
>>154406634>A scottish man only whispers negative things and a northern irish man only says positive things. lel
>Iranian>Plauing fir 5 smookersIs this snooker terrorism bros?
>>154406162these are fucking great quarters no matter who wins hoss/trump
>Be Iranian>Do nothing>Win against TrumpBased snooker
>Ronald out>Lelby out>Boy getting tortured AGAIN why can't they into the crucible anymore?
Guys did anyone make a joke about how this is an Iranian against a guy with the surname Trump yet
>The narrow road meets the brave to win, and the small tiles are strong.>The fucking black man is not self-aware.>Who gave him confidence to do five shots?>Iron yoke tortured Trump into a particularly bad situation.>Wafer is so desperate, if you are eliminated, you have to go back to the army to fight.>If Warfield wins, it's a real black horse.
>>154406751I’ll have you know that the commentators mentioned that “Trump will struggle to get through that gap” in the previous frame and I didn’t mention the Strait of Hormuz AT ALL.
>>154406759YCP 147 has no bottle, no granite.
>>154406744They're already in the crucible they're just not good enough. Not enough of the balls they hit go into the holes
The Bear™ dominates The Boy™
> chudd chump
what is jeb doing
LMAO
tacticool kubol drone
top kek
what is hoss doing
None of the world champions are anywhere near their peak anymore and its a bit sad. Only Xintong really, maybe Murphy.
Now's not the time for trick shots.
missile launched
Iran launching more missiles
>>154406854he really nails the kubrick stare
he aimed the cue ball at tel aviv
>>154406885jv memorial shot
>>154406895>Wheres the jew ball going??
>>154406860I'm not sad. I'm all for the relentless wheel of time
>>154406915It would be nice if it wasn't all at once, you can see why Ronnie, Riggins, and Willo are winding down going into their 50s but there's no reason for Judd, Selby, and Neil to be going downhill.
Looks like getting rid of the white was a red line for Trump.
when's Ania?
Trump’s beyond picky about crowd noise it’s annoyingRemember that time he got some geez kicked out for farting Reeks of moody guts to me
>>154406951> no reason for Judd, Selby, and Neil to be going downhill.Entropy only increases with time, for them too.
Serious post:You have to feel bad for Judd. Won after a long era of being "next up" a bit like Ronnie in the 90s, and then hit an amazing run of form. He won 5 events in 2020, probably better placed than anyone else to beat the curse, so to speak. Then lockdowns etc happened, through of his rhythm and sent him right back to his "come up" stage. But that 11 months of being the man must have been nice. Im aware he is world number 1, don't care.
>>154406986Begone simp
>>154406986Imagine her pink parts...
>>154406994How did they git gud in the first place then? Checkmate atheist.
>>154406995kind of a fraudulent #1 right now, he wouldn't be there without that meme saudi final v willo.
>>154406995at least he'll always have jack
Quite like Hallworth as a commentator when he's not in 'Rob Walker's apprentice for Judgement Day' mode.
>bossein
>>154406986The fact that she only ever appears in webms with totally unknown players makes me think she might not be the elite referee you think she is.
>>154406992what
>>154407117>not knowing who zachary richardson is actual tourist hours
there better be a smegging decider
>>154407117She's officiated for Mark Selby, Bai Yulu, Zhang Anda, the list goes on. Alas, I don't have these occasions in webm format for you.
>>154407062State sponsored hair transplants wen?
I can’t wait for the impending D E (no cider because alcohol is haram)
B O Y C I D E R
HOSSEIDER
H O S S C I D E R
>>154407012Only by increasing entropy elsewhere.This gets less likely to happen with time.
>absolute theatre steven memeposting on comms
>>154407183Does he have hair now or look like this?
>>154407187Yes! It’s a de!
*whistles at you*
>>154407220This is him now (he took the zest pill)
>>154407220He’s bald, but I think he is currently also clean-shaven.
A L O P E C I D E R
Judd Trump bros he has to win
Joe johnson sounds so comfy. Like the kind of man you would get speaking to in a pub for about twenty minutes and just when you start to feel some sort of friendship with him he mentions the boats.
>>154407220Nah, he's bald now.
>Deciding Frame win this season>Trump 11% v 38% HossDuBoy is soft
>>154407234Is that a fucking nose ring or is he just shiny
a child has been indoctrinated into gwanning before our very eyes and ears
The Boy must be internally seething that Hoss is receiving more gwans tonight considering the British public has disliked Hoss since he 'disrespected' rpmmie a few years ago
I quite like whoever's on comms with Hendry.
>>154407254I don’t think I like him because I think he breathes too heavily. The all-time WOAT commentator voice for me will always be the incomprehensibly Welsh Terry Griffiths.
GWAN THE PRINCE OF PERSIA
>>154407272one of the most bizarre feuds of all time>hoss gets rpmmie in the draw>disses him to build hype>gets btfo>makes up with him, buries hatchet>next year draws rpmmie again>fucking tries it on again
>>15440726049 out of a potential 200 makes this an extremely un-granite match-up.
>>154407281Phil Yates wants a word
>>154407291Big Hossman working the marks and smarks into a shoot
>this is a completely different ball game this evening. What did ballgame did Judd best Shaun in then? It must be completely different to snooker. My money's on water polo.
>>154407274Murphy
>>154407281I think it's impossible to not like joe
>>154407308BBC can't afford the catering when he's on comms.
GWAN BOSS
>>154407299>While I may breathe and indeed SALIVATE into the microphone, Ding Junhui is now a hairs breath from the last 16, and within Spitting distance of the finish line. This is snooker....to make the mouth water.
>>154407291Boxers get away with this I don't see why Hoss can't
I just remembered Judd Trump is dating a 26 year old Cantonese figure skater girl and moved to Hong Kong with her so he can train better with Chinese snooker players lol
Whichever poster it was who said that Zack Polanski looks like one of those Photoshopped ugly Judds was absolutely right, and I just want them to know that I still think about that post regularly.
>>154407337We'd all do the same given half a chance.
>>154407337The Lovely Maisy :)
>>154407337A man of culture
>>154407342lmao he does, 0 chance a bloke who looks like that wins an election.
Hossman looks so unbothered
>>154407342That were me. I can die satisfied now, knowing that I left my mark on the world.
>>154407337What is it with white unfortunate looking lads and asians
>>154407337Doesn't he live in Dubai now?
D D KDK
>>154407234>nose ring
>>154407368It's strange. He was nervous earlier. Now it's a decider and instead of him, Jebb is shook.
>>154407382Racial arbitrage
Judd dying in a cider AGAIN?!?
Hossein has BDE and CSE energy all in one beautiful package
This is a sketch im working on called Dennis Goes to Jail>Deary me, a multiple homicide. My cellmate committed a DDK. Deadly double kill.>He's smuggled in skunk, the talent yound chinese player. >And I do believe I see the lovely Myra Hindley. >Im starving myself to fit through the bars. Theres always a gap!>There was so much blood you could smell the metal. Made an abbatoir look like a maxipad.>Speaking of double murders, it reminds me of the 85 final when I started attempting doubles. Of course we were all so tired then we would have gone for anything.
>Lisowski losing in the qualifiers to He Guoqiang>Jedd dying in yet another deciderBoybros, where do we go from here??
>>154407400
>>154407413Open your heart to Boyrry Hawkins.
Englandbros... what a terrible day
>DuBoy
inject the Trump losing to Iran snooker themed memes into my veins
Guaranteed now that the final will be a previous world champion vs a never world champion
baized
IRAN WINS AGAINST TRUMPKWABLOSER MUTTS
Hate seeing guys in the front row looking bored as fuck
H O S S M A N
Amazing. I may start to like Hoss again.
>>154407439how is it that the 4 people I rooted for all lost wtf
>>154407397Stuart Bingham has those in spades. But it’s a good observation.
le garçon est fini
This is pure art from Hossy
Hossein was smooth as teflon. Never looked bothered at all
>was expecting a zester-boy qf>it's wu-hoss insteadstarting to think I'm not that knowledgeable after all
NOT MANY SUCH CASES
Just need fren Tong to do the needful against Shorn and we have a kino final week ahead of us
Drumpf deserved to lose.
Inshallanime.
Based>HOSENAAAAA
>>154407467少年はおしまいだぜ
>>154407470Unbothered, moisturized and flourishing
Given the shit we gave Zester earlier for losing despite being up in every metric can we not say the same for Juddy here?
So Judd’s deciding-frame win percentage will now be even less than 11%. One of us could probably beat him in a single frame.
>>154407505I'd say Hossman played a lot better than Yeezy honestly
>>154407505Sometimes... less is more... heh.
>>154407507Which one?
>>154407513Yeezy was hopeless but just shows metrics don’t mean shit half the time
>>154407452Come on, new world champion!
God i'd punch Abby if she started talking to me in that tone. Why does she have to end every sentence in the same fucking way.
>>154407507>only decider win was against shornThank you Boy, very cool!
>>154407527The deciding one. A best of one would count for that.
BIG HOSS MAN IS BACK IN MY GOOD BOOKS
>>154407528He made some good counter clearances but yeah stats can't really show just being handed easy tables or the opportunity to clear up on the colours time and again.
Now round two is all wrapped up who's your money on? For me it's Zhao, he's the one to break the crucible curse.
>>154407483>8 players>only 1 player I don't likeThis is rare. Of course, it also means that 1 is going to win the WC, but at least I'll have someone to gwan for the whole duration.
>>154407567But I need someone to gWAN against. Who better than morph
>>154407561I’m still leaning towards everyone’s favourite morbidly obese magician. He threw a nine-dart finish AND hit a hole-in-one, you know!
>>154407561ZhaoRiggerMorkWuZhaoMorkMork
>>154407561Allen will continue the streak of first timers, he's in great form and his all round game is the strongest of the remanining players imo.
>>154407561I quite like Mork's draw, enough to just have a look at the odds, 10/1 seems pretty tasty
>>154407583Beating three Chinamen? That's insane!
>>154407584I hope not. Allen's a good lad but his current style of play is the closest thing snooker has to haramball.
>>154407584Damn, the big favorites are all on the upper half.
Hoss giving it to that hypocrite McAnus
>>154407591>Beating three Chinamen?Probably a crime in the UK.
Think Xintong vs Hoss would be the best final in terms of entertainment
>>154407586I’d say he deserves it the most, but he’s been in better form in a number of past seasons and he always chokes the World Championship. The losing finalist will probably be Barry Hawkins.
>>154407561Who I think will win? Zhao.Who I want to win? Morko or Blorko. They deserve it the most, in relation to the last few champions. Wu and Hoss are to fresh, they should get some more normal ranking titles first. Riggy and Robby and Zhao already have one.Shorn, I don't need to mention.
>>154407611In which nation is beating three Chinamen not a crime? Maybe Japan.
>>154407583>He threw a nine-dart finish AND hit a hole-in-one, you know!But did he ever get a kazoe yakuman? Yeah, I thought not. I did, with 16 han.
>>154407610Whatever happened to McManus?
>>154407634China, so long as you’re their employer
>>154407634In China. It only counts as a crime from 30 upwards.
From the players left, who has the best shot to kick out Zhao Chinktong? I need that curse to keep going
>Waffy is tough. Trump's customary double-match point choke>Little Tiffany.>The last game of this global quality so that the little special suffered, and finally chose the same death as the Shaw Guodong hit Higgins Finale, which Wafi wants to do things this year.>The first half: Zhao vs Murphy, The Wizard vs. the radishes. The Lower Half: Master Hu vs Alan, Little Wu vs Waffy.>Give me this Iranian prisoner of war.>Wu Yize must be careful, Wafi is really good>Waffy's pole is really a hard bridge hard horse, what a dragon's eighteen palms.>Waffy is in so good shape. Wu Yize is in trouble.
>>154407382Last exit. My cousin's gf is even uglier a Chinese than that.But my cousin is poor, Judd is rich. Yet she leeches on him.
>>154407621If he out blorks the blork i will be very surprised. His bottle has been impressive all tournament, he completely collapsed in the Kyren match but got himself together and smacked him anyway same with Zhang.
>>154407689>Give me this Iranian prisoner of war.
>>154407674Allen and Murphy without a doubt. Robertson is a coin flip. I doubt any of the others could beat him right now.>>154407689>Waffy's pole is really a hard bridge hard horse, what a dragon's eighteen palms.This is written in Willish.
>>154407689>Master HuGood new name for Barry
>hoss taking credit for the cruce clean upI thought they hadn't begun the renovations yet?I wonder if they at least got the stank out
>>154407719>AllenI'm rooting for him but I think it's nearly impossible for him to beat Zhao in 35 frames
>>154407722>I wonder if they at least got the stank outHiggins beat him earlier today.
>>154407721You know perfectly well it's a misspelt "Mister Who?".>>154407745How about in 35 one hour long frames?
>>154407745He'd do what Ebdon did to Ronnie
>>154407745Not impossible at all. Zhao hasn't looked unbeatable like he did last year or in some tournaments this season.
>>154407721Thats Master Lǎo Yīng to you
>almost 700 replies in 13 hours nice
>>154407775lel
>cleaned up the crucible>stood up to rpnnie when he called fans numpties
>>154407876Funny. I made the picture you posted on the 27th of April, 2018. Exactly 8 years ago. Now I wonder if he got beaten then as well.
>>154407793Most centuries and best pot rate across the opening 2 rounds without really kicking into gear yet, I reckon if he gets past Shorn he will cruise the rest of the way
>dream tierHawkYizzy>very good tierNeyulVafaeiHigginsAllenXintong>the gods have forsaken us tierShorn
>>154407911Found it, he won but barely. 10-9 against Wokeloon.
>>154407911>he lost a cider to riggi heh
>>154407980No, it was 27, but just after midnight (ZEST). https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/83157468/#83158481
>>154407999Nice trips and this place is the exact same lol>one anon telling people to bet the house on willo woah...
Fcuk this gay sport.no sullybullyno sellybellyno trummybummywhy life?
>>154407999I don't appear to be in that thread. Or, even more weirdly, I think only one or two posts in the whole thread are mine. I can't have had anywhere else to be, so where was I?
We're now guaranteed a finalist who hasn't won it before...
The Crucible "curse" is so retarded. Why would you expect a first time winner to immediately do it again?
>>154413146Literally me taking multiple close-up photos of jodd's miserable face as he loses at the worlds AGAIN
>>154408071>one anon telling people to bet the house on willoMaybe it wasn't such a bad idea in the end...>>154408702>I can't have had anywhere else to be, so where was I?You didn't exist yet. You were created along with your memories 4 years ago to artificially increase the number of people in /147/.
>>154413325Oh, the laugh that has been had.
>in July Pony Canyon will release Hako's live debut album, recorded in 1975 before the release of her first album Tobimasu>14 songsWhat a time to be a Hakonnoisseur.
>>154413218It sort of makes "sense" when applied to Davis and Hendry, because them not winning it looks anomalous in hindsight given they went on to win several more in a row immediately after their cursed campaigns
>tfw 22 frames into Crucible and chill
>>154413551Gwan HakoGwan ZhaoGwan Blork and Mork
>>154414001This.Also:>off by Mark Selby, one
>>154413218If it was that stupid you'd be able to provide examples of it happening in other tournaments/events
Crush him Frentong
>>154414031Tournaments where the first-time winner never won again in the next year?>Malta Grand Prix>Northern Ireland Trophy>Shanghai Masters>Indian Open>WST Classic>Riga MastersLiterally trillions of them.
Higgy looking like he's about to release the worst cover album of all time
>>154414096>Can I borrow a rigging?
>>154414096Shorn, on the other hand, looking like he's the worst thing ever released.
Cameraman properly blorked it there
Please lads forgive me but I'm gwanning for Shaun
>>154414099>>154414104lel
>rerack alreadyThey literally blorked the whole frame.
>>154414092Have any of those been going for anywhere nearly as long as the cruce??
>>154414136No idea. Probably not. But there are many, many more. I just posted a couple, because I have much more important video games to attend to.
>>154414115forwhatpurpose.png
>>154414153Because he's RACIST
Yeah i'm thinkin it's over for Murphy
GO ON TEAM ABSActually, can it even be called a "team" if it includes literally all of Creation save only for the Antizest?>>154414115I HATE THE ANTIZEST I HATE THE ANTIZEST I HATE THE ANTIZEST I HATE THE ANTIZEST I HATE THE ANTIZEST I HATE THE ANTIZEST I HATE THE ANTIZEST I HATE THE ANTIZEST I HATE THE ANTIZEST I HATE THE ANTIZEST I HATE THE ANTIZEST I HATE THE ANTIZEST I HATE THE ANTIZEST I HATE THE ANTIZEST I HATE THE ANTIZEST I HATE THE ANTIZEST
Sat on a park bench with Judd, depleted bottle of white lightning in his overcoat pocket. He wouldnt stop fucking smiling. I said Aren't you sad you lost? He said oh hes. I said aren't you angry at how you played he said oh yes. I said aren't you gay for jack he said what? I said nothing. Then he smiled again. I asked him what he kept smiling about. And he said, and I'll never forget this as long as I live. He said "Imagine how beautiful heaven's going to be if Sheffield looks this nice" So yeah I'm thinking our boy's gonna be alright
>>154414179Uh, I'm not an expert, but it sounds like something people say before giving their lemon the ultimate zesting.
>>154414179i thought he'd be more of a tennents super kinda man
Shorn trying that off the cush, just give the game to xinner
>morph
>Blorko v Morko>1-1>Zhao v Morph>2-0Let's continue the trend until the former ends in 13-12/12-13 and the latter in 13-0.
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The bracket is wide open for Neil
