carlton's bold new strategy edition
not a fan of this bake but it will do
>>154402028seems more a sam mitchell thing to be honest
>>154402028very sam mitchell coded op
>>154402038it'll do
9/11 was fucking crazy when you think about it
Stir fry for dinner tonight y'all mad y'all jelly cope
>>154402067was thinking this the other day. hard to imagine how crazy it must've been at the time
bunch of fucking comedians tonight
>>154402067Why? seems normal to me
Eating cold mash with tomato sauce
>>154402072You weren't alive when it happened?
>>154401684cunt that’s not enough for dinner
>>154402085i was 6
>>154402084>cold mashshoulda made some potato cakes they're elite
>>154402086thats was just a warmup
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kSeZwGlJTbk
homemade pizza was an elite idea cheers to the anon that suggested that
Anonymous 04/27/26(Mon)19:53:12 No.154402119 >>154401922 meant the world
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X5jG2wJXcmM
>>154402149
Hello dudes
Bed at 830pm looms, feel like a tradie lmao
you think my mind is just just some prairiewhere you cant waltz in like a fairy?nah brah tthats where my demons are cagedevery day a battlefield my mind enraged
>>154402158Hi cunt!
>>154402094*scallops
fuck you pay me
I need eagles to beat Richmond this round
Such a dead website now
>>154402183based abbo
>>154402190Well fuck mate, sorry that I'm too busy playing Imouto! Life ~Monochrome~ to chat with you
they're coming for the lyon
>>154402190Name one website that isn’t dead
>>154402124hope you remembered to get some premade dough x>>154402158sup
>>154402214nick foots wikipedia edit history
why does the voluntary always become the mandatory
>>154402183based ato
>>154402190if you enjoy the site, then enjoy it - otherwise stop living in the past
>>154402223wise words from a newfag
>>154402230been here a decade this year
>>154402238imagine the hairy puss
the incel pedo richo
>>154401453that's how the elites get you>stop whinging about needing an ID for porn, you degenerate porn addict>stop whinging about digital ID. i'd bet you were one of those degens whinging about the porn ban>stop whinging about the new social credit system, porn addict>etc. etc.
>>154402250this is no place for your confessions bucko
>>154402232based freshie
>>154402256something something road to hell and good intentions
I’m fucking insane, stay out of my way tonight, I’m fucking going mad
>>154402263>good intentions
>>154402221based (((elite)))
>>154402265babsed mumza
>>154402265crisp me the time i fashion an electric toothbrush into a anal vibrator with duct tape and a condom
>>154402238always the sluttiest the 4-5/10 nerdy types
are there any genuine free countries?
>>154402280
work tomorrow
payday tomorrow still live at home and I am not a rentcuck so I will be seeing most it
>>154402280Post your areshole spread open?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=49aXNNUpcYQ
>Caro trying to stir shit>meanwhile
>>154402319crisp ross won the narrative with the boys
found this apparently
>>154402269that is one soulless glare
>>154402319lmao did they bait her
>>154402319this bloke loves abbos
>>154402319nigas beat west coast and out celebrating like they won the flag
>>154402341nah, it was literally>ross said flippant comment to three indigenous players training together>"I love the brother boy connection, but we all have to remember we are part of a bigger team here">They talked about it the next day and sorted it out, Ross even offered to quit, the players knew he didn't mean to say anything hurtful, kumbayaThat's it, shit sorted with a day or two back during their bye round
>>154402339Don't know the first thing about France to comment on this, that said Melbourne being Paris and not Sydney is perfect
>>154402339>Uluru
Behold, I stand at the door and knock; if anyone hears My voice and opens the door, I will come in to him and will dine with him, and he with Me.
>>154402339Someone post this in /fr/ and report back
>>154402363This is true
I'm starting to become despondent again
our built environment is such slopthis country should be beautiful
Cities can be beautiful. The operative word is 'can'.
>>154402363doesn't say he spoke though
>>154402319Yeah because they’re afraid of success so they love playing under a failure like Ross kek
>>154402395i wonder why they're not
>>154402357More sick of Indians personally
University degrees do not create beauty
>>154402409filtered
>>154402339>turns Germans into Nu Zullind:(
don't wind up architecturesperg
>>154402409they hate the idea of beauty, symmetry and mathematically pleasing geometry because it points to god.
>>154402339why is south above north
>>154402416This is objectively wrong in any meaningful way
>>154402416they were still highly educated and most of these builders were part of labor and artisan guilds where they trained for decades to reach this level.
Watching AFL 360 for the first time this year. Half the show is analysing all the umpire stuff ups over the weekend lmao.
>>154402435fuck up cunt
>>154402443yeah but ‘degree’ wasn’t the exact word they used back then, therefore they did it without degrees. they also didn’t use the word ‘qualifications’ back then wherever in the non-Anglo country it was built in, so therefore they built it without qualifications
>>154402448Abbo twat
>>154402443Anon stop, posts like these are invaluable to the head canon of Indians making white supremacy posts online
>>154402443sound like based giga unc tradies to me
nazis out
>>154402447someone needs to tell them they need to review the umpires in limerick form
>>154402417shalom
>>154402443they were tradies mate
>>154402474trademen =/= tradie
my ass hurts
>>154402458Tradie uncs today completely lack ambition to make beautiful things though. They have no interest in mastery or even thinking outside the box in any way. They just get real smug when you dont know minor technicalities about their trade as if its some arcane knowledge thats hard to master. >what do you MEAN you dont know what a sixer pipe shunt is?? See, a trade teaches you REAL intelligence Yeah okay now I know what it is and how to use it thanks.>t. Family of tradie uncs
>>154402466cope and seethe idiot
>>154402488when do you think you'll be back on the team darce?
>>154402432yep it's autism
>>154402496Pls stop with these posts they piss me off
>>154402502why's that?
when is scoops going to challenge a real AFL player to a goal kicking challenge?
wish tanning beds were still legal
>>154402515what's good chestbrah
Why is antitradiesperg in Germany all of a sudden
>>154402515Pasty cunt
>>154402435it what meaningful way is a modern goygloop debtmaxx degree equivalent to some middle ages stone mason? they weren't sending emails and having pointless meetings all day.
>kraut>hates work
>>154402523kek>>154402529i'm quite swarthy by brit standards, could almost pass as (southern native) french, just not living up to my skin's potential and natural tanning is boring and inconvenient
came to the imouto gamegarn bed now
I hate work
i'm sorry but you have to live in antihuman slop buildings because it's "of our time" or whatever
>>154402578based public sector chad
>>154402578based everyman poster
I just want a snub nose revolver that I can hide on my person. Is that too much to ask?
>2 turkposterswtf
>>154402578based god's chosen person
I have obsessive thoughts about harming innocent people
based glowie
>>154402619Seek Christ
>>154402619define innocent
>>154402619applied for the right of return yet mate
>>154402619welcome home isis bride
How good is australia is love it so much
crazy how chemotherapy gives people dementia
>>154402619based chol, deng, atot, aliir and bung
>>154402542>buzzwords buzzwords buzzwords
>>1544026892 and one of them i made upfancy another crack hotshot?
>>154402695>merely pretending
>>154401922romans are to blame for both
>>154402699yet to make an argument lil lad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e9DxekjXcPs
>>154402092fucking zoomers lol
do you think the afl has a policy on pooey undies?
yfo
These ai tiktok videos of strawberries dancing are so funny
>>154402738based mumza
I would die for this country australia
Women are the better gender they are kind, considerate, motherly, empathetic.
Immigrants? The backbone of this nation
please for the love of god respond to my posts this is the closest thing I've had to a real conversation in years
>>154402759great for looking after baby terrible for voting on whether to keep bomalian gigarapists out of the country
>>154402777why
Aboriginals? A culture we could learn from.
do you guys like backgammon?
>>154402793so true*splits dick*
AFL? A great Australian institution
>>154402627they never can
>>154402803W-what
who's gonna tell him
Dibs no it
I'll tell him>>154402851ze blakkmen putten ze splatholz in ze 13 yaar ig willy und sey schnitten sey willy to werden ein Mann
Post shit music and / or discuss the footy
>>154402983https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8t-iFr9q1I8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kxqeX_2FUs0
IM A FAGGOT AND I SUCK COCK
What did Ross Lyon say this time?
>>154403037>>154403024
current year entry level cars are now like 40k
>>154403062I saw a chink car for 25k new
>>154402982But then how do they fuck?
>>154403138i don't want to talk about it
Fuck cars
>>154403187tsmt
>>154403178Fr tho doesnt cum just dribble out?? Ad arent you losing an entire Schwellkörper?
Cunt up fuckhead
you can read more here:https://psychohistory.com/books/the-origins-of-war-in-child-abuse/chapter-7-child-abuse-homicide-and-raids-in-tribes/scroll down to the section of << MURDER, R*PE AND TORTURE OF AUSTRALIAN ABORIGINAL CHILDREN >>
>>154403247>>154403207
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iLBBRuVDOo4
I don't know where to go when it's late and you stop posting it's like in school
The state of the game is absolutely cooked. That ARC decision in the ANZAC round was the final nail. Dillon and his cronies are literally making it up as they go. How can you look at a clear touched goal for 90 seconds and still get it wrong? Professional sport is a joke.
>>154404562So true
>>154402067Whats crazier is 25 years later the world has been flooded with "terrorists"
We should all just stop watching the AFL. League's dead, game's gone
>>154404702But I just got here :(
>>154404768That's alright, we hardly discuss the football anyway
>>154404797Ah I see. I have a lactation fetish. I dont think its any sort of paraphilia though, probably just darwinian offspringmaxxing
>>154404562post piccie of your jugaad motorcycle
>It's not broken it's Jugaad
I should be asleep.
>>154406323if you sleep now you will mess up your sleeping patternnow you will need to soldier it out all day until 9pm or something to finally go to bed
>sleeping
>>154406437I fell asleep in front of the tv at around 9pm, moved to bed at 2am, then woke up at 4:30 am and couldn’t get back to sleep. I know I have to ride the day out but I can see myself getting tired around the same time again.
Yeah nah games gone
Just did a big poo.
>>154407016Well bring it back?
>>154407098I also just did a West Coast Eagles
Two sleeps until Pies :3
>>154407227>100 point loss to the AintsUndoes so much of the good work they’ve done this year. What poos.
now let me see your hips SWINGgma
>>1544072612 sleeps until the fagpies get raped lol
2 sleeps til pies v catters
>>154407814Someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed, better go back to sleep and wake up with a new attitude cunt because otherwise I’ll fucking unload on your jaw until you don’t wake up ever again cunt
2 sleeps because the magpie army are all on meth and semi live at wet on wellington hahaha
Good morning alf
>two potentially good games on Friday as a double header >4 dogshit games on SaturdayFuck the AFL can’t schedule for shit
>>154407814If this past week is any indication it could be pretty close. Geelong were really really poor against port. Dangerfield looking like the games gone past him. Meanwhile Pendlebury is still winning medals. Granted it was only against essendon though which is why im not getting too carried away with pies form either.
>>154407892Dunno what you mean, its SUPER SATURDAY
>>154407937At least there’s a comfy 720pm Sunday night game
>>154407892Had the same situation a couple weeks ago and the Saturday turned out to be a cracker. Iggs vs Tiggs and Norf vs Cats might actually end up okay but both those games clash lol.
>>154407960Geelong will flog north unfortunately, it’s down at cheat stadium and they will want to “respond”Actually Carlton/St Kilda might be close at least
chead ground
Alexa, how many sleeps until iggs
>>154407835
>>154407835lgm
>>154407900it won't be close, collingwood will get humbled as their backline is held up by one 40 year old who has to fight off gunston, watson, moore, cmac, and lewis, meanwhile their forward line is fucking hopeless against a backline of hawthorns quality, especially with sicily back. just tag the macedonian midget and 100+ is on the menu for the hawks
slept from 9:30pm - 8am last nightonly one quick wakeup due to a nightmare (dog attacked by croc)
>>154408182Little bitch pussy ass cunt
>Stand >Clear out>I said stand!>50 metres
we need an adhd lockdown YESTERDAY
There is too few yellow and brown leaves for this time of Autumn.They are doing something and they are not telling us.
>>154408933Its still summer.In adelaide the whole last week has been 26-30 degrees. 25 today but 28 the next 2 days then 29 degrees again Friday. Thankfully by Monday next week its meant to finally be down to 20 and can get the winter trackies and jumpers out.
Remember when this past weekend someone kicked the ball from the boundary line in front of the point posts to about 10m in front of the goal square and Eleni called "play on not 15" despite it going about 30 metres?
Australia, often likened to a vibrant fruit salad, is a beautiful blend of diversity and unity.
>>154409044nopewhich game was this?
Too many brother boys hanging around the train station
What's the age cutoff between "Youth" and "Community Leader"?
an adhd pandemic is SWEEPING the nation action MUST be taken
>>154409445Late in the first qtr between tigers and dees
>>154409044Yeah that was genuinely horrible desu, fuck I hate women so goddamn much
https://www.news.com.au/sport/afl/carlton-club-doctor-takes-leave-and-considers-legal-options-amid-investigation-into-elijah-hollands-case/news-story/8adcd765e5cddfac696da98ccc20bb30>A staff member at Carlton has taken personal leave and is considering his legal options after the club concluded their investigation into the Elijah Hollands saga.Uh oh
my name is elijah, and I am an alcoholic
>>154405207kek
>>154409709crazy that theyre still spinning the lie that it was a mental health episodewould it really take down the entire afl if they just admitted he was drunk?
>>154409905yes actually worksafe will probably get involved
any bowlers in¿ who /jasonbelmonte/ in here
fuck i hate worksafe
smokers are jokers
>>154409905>crazy that theyre still spinning the lie that it was a mental health episode>would it really take down the entire afl if they just admitted he was drunk?Where's your evidence for this claim?
>>154409905Its been confirmed by everyone involved that it was just a mental health episode. Do you think the club doctors would lie about such a thing and that the AFL would help cover it up?
being followed look aroundit's only my shadow creeping on the ground
>>154410702>Do you think the club doctors would lie about such a thing and that the AFL would help cover it up?He does, unfortunately /afl/ is full of aus/pol posters who believe bizarre conspiracy theories
you're all a bunch of fucking deadset spasticsgo port
>>154410702>Do you think the club doctors would lie about such a thing and that the AFL would help cover it up?Yes.
>>154411001
>of course I trust doctors. Why would they lie?
>>154410702https://7news.com.au/sport/afl/federal-parliament-rocked-by-bombshell-afl-drugs-allegations-as-former-melbourne-president-back-in-spotlight-c-14099721You tell me.
what is it with this worship of people in the medical industry and scientists?why is this not the case for engineers or anything else?
Its scoops birthday Say something nice.
>>154411289It's probably since you can lie easier about science and medicine. Normal people can't see microorganisms or atoms or electricity or magnetism. So they have to put their faith into science and medicine that those things are measured and observed because they can't see it happening with their own eyes. Like you can see a building being erected or a train going down the train tracks. So you have a good idea of what is capable of modern engineering with your own observations. Where as science and medicine well some aspects of it are still somewhat of a mystery. So the elites take advantage in that gap in knowledge and understanding to push their agenda's.It's kinda like how the pope used to be in medi-evil times you'd have to get the ok from the pope to go to war etc... Science has kinda replaced that in modern times as the arbitrator of what is possible and what is required of your rulers. "Yes this thing you can't see i.e. some bug warrants digital id to protect your citizens." "Sorry people of my nation science has spoken and it is the highest authority of this land so I must do it's will even if it is against your freedoms and agency."
>>154411553well said
>>154405075Vics are in absolute shambles. Look at the top 4—not a single MCG tenant in sight. The 'Victorian Football League' era is officially over and I’m here for the absolute salt when an all-interstate GF happens again."
The game died the day they binned the center bounce. Watching umpires just throw it up like it's local under-12s is soul-crushing."
Fuckin hate the smell of freshly cut grass, biggest meme in smells
>>154402067I was playing roller coaster tycoon in the computer room
>Demons sack CEO Paul Guerra after just seven monthsI wonder what he did wrong? Demons seem to be travelling pretty well atm.
Guerra was just the fall guy for the Petracca/Oliver fire sale. The board let him do the dirty work of clearing the books and then knifed him as soon as the PR turned positive. Absolutely ruthless corporate execution.
You’re all a bunch of top blokes and I enjoy my time here.Go swans.
Indians get the fuck out, you’re subhuman and smell like shit, get the fucking hell out of my general
Half the crowd at the SCG couldn't tell you the difference between a behind and a throw-in. They’re only there because the Chardonnay is chilled and the Giants are too far of a drive to Western Sydney.
>>154411877meant for>>154411906
just want my asian milf carer to give me some reasonable and necessary support in bed iykwim haha
applied for ndis yet mate
>>154412118Get fucked street shutting faggot
>>154412260she's married unna
>>154412248Pics?
Could live off kfc dinner rolls to be honest
>>154412393was assuming you were making that story up to be honest
the little tiny miniscule maestro
>>154412431youd probably die of scurvy, so you probably couldnt live of them could you
woke culture is DEAD
>>154409482which one
BREAKING: Matthew Lloyd says cannot win the flag in 2026
>>154412297>street shutting
>>154412846She cute
The Indian flag anon is perfectly welcome here as all of their posts are on topic
>>154412846>le performative quirkiness XD
>>154402067For me it's Brisbane winning 3 premierships in a row.
>>154413008proxy on faggot
What type of meats should I be buying from the super that won't give me bowel cancer in the future? Isn't everything processed these days?
>eating meat
>>154413192Always focus on lean meats, avoid anything red.
>>154413192>people actually live like this cant imagine being so fucking highly strung and anxious the whole time your nervous system must be a wreck.
>>154413217Biological realities do not lie.Enjoy dying a slow, extremely painful death anon.
crazy how much more likable josh daicos is than his brother
no-one gets out alive
>>154413231enjoy spending all this time focusing on this shit and getting a genetic disease or hit by a car.
>>154403187
>>154413300You act as if it's not enjoyable to have a healthy lifestyle.I can see you're a really fat, unintelligent pig.
Eating flesh pollutes body and soul
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DXnIoNKE-n4/
>>154413310you are projecting and you are out of your depth
>>154413075but enough about micksperg
had an elijah holland moment at work todayon leave for a week and have to see dr tomorrow now
>>154413403what happened mate? are you ok?
>>154413346>projectinglow iq retards like you always resort to this cope. It's not going to stop you from getting pancreatic cancer from all that salami you're addicted to, tubby
>>154413410long time no see projector virgin, how have you been?
jules neale back in the news every day againcrazy how this is growing her social media profile
>>154413407I don’t want to talk about it
>>154413435don't care
>>154413435I'd have been faithful to her
>>154413446You don't know that
>>154413446she could be a huge bitch or maybe lachie didnt get his dick wet since the kids were borntwo sides to every story
Poor brisbane
>>154413469brisbane need another draft assistance package this is unacceptable for the afls golden child to have this sort of injury
>>154413469robertson - FLEECEDstarchevich - FLEECEDallen - FLEECEDhow did every part of this fail kek
>>154413463Three sides: his side, her side, and the truth
>>154413469bro might be done, he already moves so awkwardly
eric hipwood the prince that was promised
I never had determined my favourite Looney Tunes character as a child. I feel that I missed an important part of my personal development.
>>154413469The Williams Street Hungry Jack's send its regards
>>154413179Why would I use a proxy? Also you're very rude
>>154413536have a sook bitch
>>154413507based micksperg
>>154413557Don’t ever call me that again
>Paul Guerra owned a racehorse with this guyhttps://www.theage.com.au/national/victoria/cats-donors-accused-of-14-5m-fraud-against-ndis-provider-have-assets-frozen-20241121-p5ksmp.htmlIt all comes back to cheetlong
>>154413474>robertson - FLEECEDLiterally who?
>>154413609always knew brisbane fans were plastic and this post confirms it
>>154413615I know who he is, there hasn't been room for him in the midfield for years. How was him moving to a team that wanted him a bad thing?
i am nether of those thingswouldn't be like eagles fans to spergout over something minor and miss the point however
>>154413621Idiot.
>>154413557meant for>>154413562
Know more about footy than literally all you blokes.
>>154413634How so?
>>154413632As I thought, you don't know shit about anything.
must hurt you your team is a fucking joke then
>>154413640How do you mean?
>>154413192The woolies extra lean mince isn't full of slop or gas flushed apparently. Cleavers Organic and anything that looks super red, the way raw meat should means it hasn't been gas flushed before packaging. You're better off going to a butcher and becoming a regular, I get supermarket prices at my local butcher just from being there all the time and them hating their boss.
>>154413469HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>154413376KEK BTFO
>Barrett rates Luke Jackson more highly than DaicosMost reasonable thing he's ever said.
I love the brotherboy connection here on alf but we all have to remember we’re part of a bigger team
brisbane "fans" are as plastic as their "girlfriend"
so what she's still legal champ
leave my polyester girl out of this
im as plastic as non existent?good one champ
>>154413667Descendant of Achilles Nick Daicos?
the brisbane asterisks
west coast had a trade period that included trading in players that are out for the season with a knee injury and one that may never play again from concussion and they still celebrate it as a success KEKfucking hell that entire club stinks of failure doesnt it
Iggs spergs be sperging >our captain leaving was actually LE GOOD>the reigning premiers are actually LE SHIT
>lost by 101 points>TO ST KILDA
and then brisbane said "oscar allen we want you" lol
hope the iggs fans are sitting back taking note of how mentally fleeced ive made these two brisbane discord buttbuddies
Big blow but Brisbane will be fine.
who is oscar allen again? fuck we have options to replace that injured spud anyway kekif a club as shit as the eagles had an injury like that it would be disastrous
>>154413723
lost to port
>>154413469>COLLINGWOOD key forward Tim Membrey will be sidelined for the next month after straining his hamstring against Essendon on Anzac Day. >BRISBANE forward Oscar Allen requires foot surgery and will miss at least three months of action.>RICHMOND defender Josh Gibcus has suffered another injury setback with scans revealing an ACL sprain.
>>154413723Need an ump gf i can verbally abuse
>>154413723wouldn't mind if she bounced my balls on her pitch iykwim haha
>>154413734what do the cheat ground cats have to do with this?
>>154413723>about to run around for 3 hours>better cake my face upwhy are they like this?
>>154413745need an ump gf i would never chead on
>>154413745you need a bullet to the head
Business idea: prescription glass but all your windows are prescription so only you can see through them and no one else can look through
>>154413474mutually assured destruction
>pendlebury be all like im finna beat up on this shit side>nooooooooo im to old to play one of the best sides in the comp this week now
>>154413782his record will be the biggest blight on the game for sometime, hollow, cowardly and downright weak.
the coward known as scott pendlebury
>>154413782Just trying sell tickets at the MCG rather then win footy games. Pathetic club
>naughton testsurely these retards do not play naughtoncunt almost broke his fucking neck
nat edwards has the girls ot on afl daily today
>>154413798bevo is so fucking retarded he will play him in the ruck and he will do his acl
>>154413798If it's not injured in any way then why not? Because it's a bad look?
>>154413791top 10 truths they don't want to hear
>>154413804whats it to you?
>>154413231>Biological realities do not lie.it's complete horseshit though. 'red meat' studies consider shit like pizza and nachos 'red meat'. if meat is meant to kill us i'd like to hear how our ancestors survived for thousands of years in ice age europe.
>>154413811What does giving him a week off do?
>>154413798either his injured or not you spasticwho cares what it looks like
>>154413821why do you care?
>>154413804yes, but he also looked concussed (eyes out, arms fenced)>inb4 trust the doctorsafl doctors can't be trusted to make the best decisions for players as seen with petracca, aliir, etc
>>154413782Bailey Smith could do the funniest thing next week
It's just not a good look, is it?
>rings work>ill need this week off for my "injury">yeah no worries just provide a doctors cert>well actually the doctor said im completely fine it just looked bad >yeah nah you can come to work then champ
>>154413831He barely hit his head, he did the smart thing and had his neck take most of the impact
>>154413826I'm his mum, why do you care?
oi you fucks havent forgot about the anzacs yet have you?
>>154413844no you're not, you're a retarded question sperg cancer.
>>154413846lest
>>154413846Got 'em is the cookie jar. They're safe.
>>154413847whats it to you?
>>154413846the what? huh?
ynr the voice referendum
need to start playing ksp now and not 11:45 like a retard
>>154413860still trying to understand it
im not gonna sit in silence
>>154412846anna is fucking sexy as fuck. if i'm a footyman i'm going to russia during the off season to land a /fs/gf
>>154413860that was a strange oneclearly the biggest problem for your average australian is aboriginals not having enough say in parliament
>>154413860woke culture peaked
>>154413867What a lovely bum.
>>154413837First big boy job fuckhead?
voting no was NOT a good look for us
>>154413846Of course not
>>154413860>abonese going on the cheap seats to shill for itembarrassingspeaking of which, cheap seats tonight. bracewell, tracina, hopefully not as much discussion about swordfish tonight
ill never stop lesting
>watching ftawhy?
>>154413884time to shine a light on this cheap seats sperg i reckon
>>154413734crisp usb plug iyklwim hahaha
bear seek seek lest
>>154413860ynr the state governments all added voice to parliament anyway
cheap seats sperg is literally tim mcdonald desperately trying to attract viewers to his show
>>154413900majula..... home
>>154413902It’s his mum, she’s also the one here always bringing up alcohol
I don't watch tv
https://youtu.be/FeZsdP2trO0?list=RDFeZsdP2trO0
Trouble in tummy town
>>154413933Such a sexy, sexy pretty little thingFierce nipple pierce, you got me sprung with your tongue ringAnd I ain't gonna lie 'cause your loving gets me highSo to keep you by my side, there's nothing that I won't tryButterflies in her eyes and looks to killTime is passin', I'm askin', "Could this be real?"'Cause I can't sleep, I can't hold stillThe only thing I really know is she got sex appealI can feel, too much is never enoughYou're always there to lift me up when these times get roughI was lost, now I'm found ever since you've been aroundYou're the woman that I want, so yo, I'm puttin' it down
Homemade pizza for dinner, the other anon the other day inspired me
I fucked a lot of different women so I can comfortably say that pussy is a pussy. Men often look for nice tits, face or ass more on the physical side of women, the pussy? It's always there and fuckable in over 99.9% of the cases.
>>154413947>Homemade pizza for dinneras in you're making the dough? based if true.
fuck off you pretentious dickhead
>>154413949Yep, apart from the tomato paste base it’s all from scratch
who are you talking to
>>154413955crispo
me: i want dough at homeMum: we have dough at homeme at home:
duaghter in law: i want playdoughme: knead this ;)
>>154413947>>154413949>>154413955>>154413958samefella
>>154413966>>>154413947>>>154413949 (You)>>>154413955>>>154413958 (You)>samefella
>>154413970you really think we believe someone (that wasn't you) asked you if you made the dough?
if only you guys knew what is happening at my work
>>154413947you will eat the huts and you will be happy
Don't be a doughnut
The dinner
>>154413973are you mentally ill or is it just a matter of to what degree?
>>154413948>It's always there and fuckable in over 99.9% of the cases.nonce>>154413963based
>>154413974*be's gathering 'round the water cooler*tell us anon
>>154413984meant wrapping our arms around the water cooler iykwim haha
did you smoke at school?
>>154413997just buegs
>>154413997smoked a lot of fags iykwim
>>154414005Crisp mickspoot
American media is so draining. Constant excessive hyper stimulation of the senses.
cool!
back in the day the west did an """""exposee""""" on students smoking at school, picked on my footy mate's school and snapped a candid pic of him and two other boys punching darts at lunch. pic was on the front page.
>>154414015https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dinyOvO2EEo
>>154414015pity there's nothing you can do like not watch it or anything
>>154414020i been known to do similar things in the bush near schools
>>154414020Doxxable info retard
>Doxxable info retard
>>154414005haha ikwym haha iykwim haha
>>154413997yeah we had this little grotto next to the cricket nets we used to go down to every lunchtime. Lesbian m8/s, maori m8 and sometimes others + myselfAlso had another m8 that lived near me and we smoked together on the walk home
>>154414032warranted soi jak
lets post what high schools we went to
oh yeah and also I went to a Catholic school
>>154414034>Lesbian m8/sare they hot
>>154414039i went to the school of hard knocks
>>154414043meant cocks iykwim haha
>>154414039scotch
>>154414039St Catherines
>>154414047no i didn't go there that is a catholic school
>>154414039I don't want to talk about it.
>>154414039garn xavier lads*waits at tram stop*
>>>/tv/220111397
>>154414039i didn't go to any schools today officer
>>154413403hopefully your female colleagues wrap their vaginas around you
>>154414056
>>154414064Looking good mate
>>154413723>>154413745sarah o'connor vibes
>>154414064Reckon he could be not completely off putting if he tried
>>154414064wonder how big his awfl undies collection is
>>154414039>high schoolI'm not a pleb
>>154414064would the saints abos be as forgiving of coach boops making quips about boongs?
>>154414077no but steven saint
getting a byd shark
wish i had a sweet name like kepler wessels
>>154414094its a big one
for you
if i jailbreak that hybrid will you die
prefer bait iykwim
are they hybrids or full elec nigga
>build your dreamssuch a chinky name kek
>hmmph!>i stand STAND!
>>154414139haha ikwym haha iykwim haha
>RAPTOR>WILDTRAK>STORM>ROGUE
Why's the guy pretending to be full micksperg going full nonce in his impersonation?
only falcodores for mewill also accept a monaro
>>154414148based
>>154414145unironically a good post
>team has a win>watch all the content on yt about the win>team has a loss>yt algo shows me nothing but videos about the lossFUCK OFF
>>154414145apparently owning a raptor as an email sender is cringe
This doesn't sound good at all
>>154414185this is what happens when you try to control cat numbers
>GO AWAY GOVM<ENT IM D EZI!!>AHAAH MICE SAVE US GOVEMENT
obsessed
why don't people just eat the mice instead
>>154414198Why don’t you shut the fuck up
>>154414196with government subsidies
Rich people are so fucked
>>154414202t. mouseI'm going to eat you om nom nom
>>154414185most of these outbreaks are fake af
the funny thing about the lefties who hate israel is that it's because they're white lmaoutter retards
>search on gay coloured search engine>requests from your device appear automated>solve captcha to see results>click link>performing security verification>solve another captcha to see the forum>log in>another fucking captchai hate the internet so gosh darn much
>>154414185>NNNOO THEYRE IN THE RUSTY HUBCAP OF A TRACTOR THAT HASENT BEEN USED IN 100 YEARS NOOO NOT MY KEEEPING UP APPEARANCES AS A LEGITIMATTE BUISNESS TRACCY WACCY NOOOO
I wouldn't even have a problem with them if it wasn't for them ruining movies, tv and videogames over the last few decades.
why are normoids all conspiracy theorists now?conspiracy theories are fake and gay and boring
Farms are just NDIS scam centres for white trash
>>154402699meant for>>154414146
>>154414214image not using yandex or duckduckgo
>>154414221>I'm an Aussie Battler>OMG A SMALL RODENT
>>154414219they flood us with slop conspiracies to discredit the real conspiracies
>>154414209you won't do shit you pussy iykwim haha
>>154414101I’ve got an online alias with a generic but elite Hispanic name, I like to live vicariously through the identity that I created
>>154414216>Ivwouldn't even have a problem with them if it wasn't for them doing what they always do for milennia
>>154414209Faggot ass bitch
>>154414234crisp rodrigo rodriguez
>>154414238>humans have been doing sedentary agriculture for millenia
Outer sp trvke >>>>154414074
>>154414234based miguel sanchez
>>154414216true. women are fucked.
>>154414290>all the Victorian clubs in the AFL just play at same two grounds in Melbourne.>trvkemfw iykwim haha
>>154414306must be louking fourward to hosting the pies at goomba park right
>>154414306I just wanted you to bump my thread and it worked
>i was only pretending to be a retarded bong
bing bong
>>154414308>>154414310>1 bing later
There is a new girl at work an we were doing the introductory stuff and she was like "well hey guys I am Pickles" and I blurted out "THESE PICKLES ARE MAKING ME HORNY" but no one understood the joke and it fell extremely flat
Crazy how there are cunts that will genuinely play flight simulator for 13 hours straight doing a real long haul flight and think that's fun
this the final year of docklands stadium's naming rights deal with the capeshit corpodo they renew or will we get bank/telco/arab airline stadium again?
>>154414324im chronically online and i dont even know what youre referencing
>>154414324Retard
>>154414324applied for sick leave yet mate
we're in here ladshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kKQfNbNmX9o
>>154414337based crownsperg iykwim haha
>>154414327holy zoomerhttps://youtu.be/nIypMI_zXSQ
>>154414340wasn't that show supposed to be a comedy?
the mcg is a fucking eyesore
>>154414353*mum
The Fast and the Furious movies are good if you just turn your brain off and accept them for what they are
>>154414369what if I put mum in a part of the sentence no one expected the word to be haha oh man that would be amazing
>>154414372Never watched them, never will, just not interested
>>154414372that was fine for the first two or three but more difficult to do when they were driving cars out of skyscrapers or in space
>>154414376Settle m8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h1RDYVapOZEthanks FnF for the car culture
>>154414388meant fnaf
Imagine if a bunch of American blacks played afl
>>154414397BIX NOOD MUHFUGGAH
New>>154414405>>154414405
>>154414372Fuck cars
