negru

nihao

>PlayStation support has confirmed that a new digital rights management policy for the console is intentional, not a glitch.
>Starting with any digital games purchased after the March 2026 system update, your PS5 will require an internet connection at least once every 30 days to validate the license.
>If the console stays offline longer than that, the games simply will not launch until you reconnect.
>This change does not affect any titles already in your library. Setting a console as your primary system also will not bypass the monthly check-in.

>>154408148
I can't believe I'm saying this, only the EU can save us now lole

>>154408148
>an internet connection at least once every 30 days to validate the license
lol wut?

>>154408189
I'm afraid they can't do much against DRM on digital games, if it's not the 30-days internet check it's going to be something else à la denuvo

>>154408148
you will own nothing and you will be happy

Diablokings, it's up :)
can't wait to play it after bork

>>154408148
>PS5 will no longer be useable in a post apocalyptic world scenario
Incredibly Gay

>>154408240
Not about the 30-day limit maybe, but for the longer term they could. I remember there being something with the CMOS battery in an older playstation that meant the separate DRM clock would die, and all DRM systems with it.

But I also vaguely remember Sony pushing a firmware update to make it possible to replace the battery without fucking things up, does any of this ring a bell to you?

>>154408148
ps2 chads just keep winning

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https://lnk.to/DiabloIVLoH

Diablo IV Lord of Hatred soundtrack is up. I can't remember a single note from the base game and 1st expansion but on this one they really cooked.

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/v/ idea: Diablo V the seven circles of calcio
Act I: Milan Lab

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Sony is run by a tengu? Wow I didn't know that you are telling me for the first time

>The Rocchi case: There may be many reasons why certain referees are chosen, but according to the prosecution’s theory, the Public Prosecutor’s Office is investigating whether the appointment of certain referees was, in fact, made with the intention of favouring Inter in certain high-stakes matches. In other words, the hypothesis is that there is a sort of fast track or a system of preferred referees who could make favourable decisions or at the very least keep things under control during Inter’s matches at the expense of other major matches. Naturally, as the Public Prosecutor’s Office is acting on complaints made by private individuals and not necessarily by referees excluded from the appointment rankings, the case remains in the realm of hypotheses and preliminary investigations, so nothing is certain. However, the underlying assumption is that the motive was to ensure a certain degree of ‘refereeing calm’ for the Nerazzurri during certain crucial matches.

>>154413677
>put a zingaro in an important position
>corruption happens

Day 3, the pillory becomes unbearable.
After all, we’ve known since Day 1 that no club was under investigation at the time, when people were still wondering how Rocchi, according to the accusation, managed to know which referees were favored and which weren’t; when there weren’t yet articles about tensions in the prosecutor’s office + the prosecutor being reassigned, Ceferin hadn’t shown up, and La Russa hadn’t been reassured by Marotta.
But the pillory is like that, when you’re alone against everyone and you have institutions and newspapers against you (pluricit.).

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>>154413677
>UEFA real estate: the Gravina family sells a house to Ceferin. The Milan apartment had been mentioned in the investigation into the former FIGC president.

>>154413852
Bosnia beating Italy and resulting in Gravina fucking off may have unironically been one of the best things to ever happen to Italian footie, if the butterfly effect from that event continues it only gets better

But let us not forget the existence of Lois Openda

>>154413925
Why would I do that to a player who thankfully isn't an obligation and will be gone by the summer ahah

>>154413925
There has to be a way to use his speed

>>154413937
official pursuer against those who exceed speed camera limits near the Continassa, sold

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How it feels to rate Zhegrova in the year of our lord 2026

Do NOT read the latest Zingarovic rumors

>>154413964
He's not getting that renewal except if he becomes prime Van Basten in the last matches of the season, no propaganda will convince me of the contrary

>>154413937
The reality of Serie A is that as a “top team” you’re going to have very limited breaking counter attacks because nearly everyone is going to go full trench warfare against you. Ironically he’s going to look better in the CL or hypothetically playing for subtop teams in this league. Or in the EPLel since those are tennis games no matter how good or bad the teams are.

>>154413991
ye newcazz or villa would probably appreciate him but pl clubs usually don’t go for guys whose stocks are low, they only want the u21 xG demons from the ubereats

I told you niggas about the Viking factory
Other people are already woke to the fact
Make sure to get your bids in while to stocks last

>>154414444
a dog and a mascotte
it is still unclear which of the two has the greater charisma to serve as federal president

>>154414444
Why the Billie Eilish eyes?

Nicole Minetti bros...

missing that GadLerner pic & copypasta

>JUST IN: Luciano Spalletti view Nico González as an important option as Juventus are considering a possible return. [Moretto]
It’s over

>>154414823
No but I was assured that he was a better coach than Tudor because, uuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhh, he had a lower ppm

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The Inter fag is immunized against all dangers: one may call him a wiretapper, a passport counterfeiter, a coffee tampering doper, a prescritto, a cardboard collector, a Coppa Uefa hotshot, a leech living off tribunals or ndrangheta, it all runs off him like water off a raincoat. But call him a sfinterista and you will be astonished at how he recoils, how injured he is, how he suddenly shrinks back: “I've been found out.”

>Former referee De Meo: "All referees and AVAR officials have lived and continue to live in a state of total anxiety; they are not at ease, there is no freedom. Those in charge up to now have created this system that has undermined the impartiality of decision-making; you only need to listen to many of the conversations that have taken place in the VAR room. You ask yourself: ‘How on earth can they analyse such a clear incident like that?’, precisely because this fear lies at the root of so many mistakes that have been made. Over the years, there has been a constant escalation, but for the worse. Until recently, the axis consisted of Gravina, who ran the football administration, and his loyalists Chinè and Rocchi. It was a system you found yourself up against."

>>154413081
Imagine meeting here there, casually closing the courtains, quietly fucking her brains out inside the fitting room and letting her pussy drip cum. That's how you'd bring Calcio back to the streets.

meeting who

>UAE leaves OPEC and OPEC+ in huge blow to global oil producers’ group

>Luciano #Moggi a Libero: “Vogliono fare le scarpe a #Marotta: È il migliore e noto delle analogie a quello che è accaduto a me nel 2006. Ero scomodo, come lo è lui. Marotta è il migliore in questo calcio mediocre. Oggi i Presidenti capaci sono pochi: solo DeLaurentiis e Percassi”

Turns out that it's Er Palazzo that actually controls Italian football, what a turn of events folks

>the investigation started in 2024
so there's a miniscule chance it's a byproduct of the ultras dossier? Because Bastoni's elbow is too far back in the timeline otherwise.

>>154415090
Unironically who cares about football when the Minetti files are about to crash the whole chud gubermint

>>154415093
back to xitter mongo spastic

>>154415093
go be a normalfag near the railway

What does Minetti have to do with twitter now lol

>Yesterday, there was a palpable sense of tension at the Public Prosecutor’s Office in Milan regarding this case, the details of which remain unclear. The reason lies in the way Public Prosecutor Ascione has handled the investigation in relation to the office’s senior management, who appeared to have been kept in the dark. According to reliable sources, no formal statement has been issued on the matter. In fact, since 25 April, the day the summonses were served on Rocchi and Gervasoni, there has been no official statement, a fact that has been noted within the inner circles of the Milan Public Prosecutor’s Office. A sensitive investigation, which expired on Sunday and for which the prosecutor has requested an extension. A request that had to be justified. As the suspects have five days to submit their statements, the extension should arrive on 1 May (i.e. 2 May), but many were wondering yesterday whether the extension will actually be granted, given the current atmosphere.

>>154415090
2 years of investigation and no club is involved, so it's all a nothing burger lol

>>154415090
the inter v verona match has come under investigation following a complaint from a lawyer from verona, who had gone to the stadium to attend the match for the first time in his life jej

/g/ idea: AI referees

>According to Repubblica, last season’s Serie A match between Inter and Roma is among those under investigation, with the suspicion that Andrea Gervasoni told the VAR official ‘mind your business’ during a potential penalty check for the Nerazzurri.

oh wonder who is behind this?

>>154415195
Moggi is on Marotta's side, opinions about that?

>>154415195
I don't know if something got lost in translation, but isn't it rather Gervasoni who asked AVAR to tell VAR to check the pen, resulting in AVAR getting told to fuck off?

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HAPPENING

>>154415269
There's no way he's coming if >we aren't 100% sure to be playing in the CL next season

>>154415275
We're 100% going to play Conference League tho, it's a done deal

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>Breaking bbilan futuro reinforcements inbound

my theory is the many many (((american))) owners are doing dirty shit.

>>154415376
Tons of ownerships do dirty stuff with money and such (even with big clubs outside of Italy like Chelsea, Shitty or PSG), question is if there's match fixing or overall corruption in there. Touching the refereeing is a big no-no.

>>154415376
Good thing Inter are owned by the San Luca noblemen committee of excellence

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/football/2026/04/28/uefa-referee-arrested-suspicion-sexually-assaulting-boy/
>UEFA referee arrested on suspicion of sexually assaulting boy before a match in the United Kingdom
What did Maurizio Mariani mean by this?

>>154415142
which would be a joke if it was what started it, but the match happened in January 2024 and the investigation ended fairly recently, according to google in Italy you get up to 2 years to investigate something only for major stuff like mafia and murder, not sports fraud.

>>154415420
>stuff like mafia
Well, you know...

>>154415426
thus the small possibility it's a byproduct of the ultras investigation

>>154415420
maybe the prosecutors started to investigate sports fraud but then ended up finding out about mafia (infiltration in the curvas and i suspect not just that) and murder (bellocco's)
>which would be a joke if it was what started it
always remember how al capone was arrested for tax dodging of all things

>>154415435
Is the implication that the ultras scandal and the refereeing one are connected? It's not impossible but it's so fucked that I hadn't really thought of it that way before

>>154415463
no my admittedly midwit idea was more that while the ultras investigation was coming to an end towards the end of 2024 they eavesdropped something that lead to taking an interest in Rocchi and referee appointments. In an ideal world you don't indict someone of something you have 0 proof whatsoever happened, even if it's a made up crime to negotiate a plea deal there has to be a tiny bit of something behind it.

I read the utmost horror rumor about Nico Gonzalez earlier today while I was at the Coop supermarket, I'd rather not elaborate here

>>154415508
My money (heh) is on the betting scandal

Judging by the over-the-top reaction from parts of the Milan Public Prosecutor's Office in handling the investigation, it seems to me that they are trying to cover up/uncover much more than just an illegal manipulation scheme related to betting.
The links between the 'Ndrangheta, Inter (LionRock capital), San Siro Stadium, FIGC, Lissone, the Milan underworld, and connections with the city's wealthy elite are starting to look very fishy

>Ugarte rumor
BELGIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>Rocchi maintained relationships with many clubs even though regulations prohibited it. This was revealed by one of the 29 referees interviewed in recent months by prosecutor Ascione. The referees’ chief allegedly spoke with clubs to “ingratiate himself for personal gain” and was often present in the VAR room in Lissone even when he was not on duty. His was reportedly a real “system,” with “appointments made at will” and “purges of those who did not conform to the method.”
- La Repubblica

I see the Interbros are going with the "Lone Wolf" crisis management style, intrasting

>>154415649
many cheerleaders are pompoming this

/pol//sci/ idea twinklateral commission

>>154415398
least paedophilic referee

>>154415647
FAKE FAKE FAKE I WILL NOT BELIEVE THIS IT'S NOT TRUE

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Did someone alert the Universal Unity team that he chose to move to the other team instead?

>>154415759
Wasn't that statement rather referring to the idea that he wanted to win AT Jj anyway lmao

>>154415759
Pay the release clause and he's yours you dumb sfinterfags

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>>154415663
Sanrio fan favourite Pompompurin reference?

>>154415649
that's normal tbqh, when the clubs each officially complained about a referee mistake who do you think they complained to?

Holy shit Rocchi is an actual schizo lmao

Facchetti: “Good morning, Paolo.”
Bergamo: “Good morning, we haven’t spoken in a while, things went well in Palermo!!! (…)”
Facchetti: “Racalbuto’s coming now…”
Bergamo: “Tell the manager not to worry, because he’s got a temper, look, if I could I’d get rid of him, but they leave him alone, he does his job, believe me. I’ve already spoken to him, to the assistants.”
Facchetti: “Because I had a row with Racalbuto, with Racalbuto.”
Bergamo: “I’ve already spoken to him and I’ll speak to him again this afternoon. I know, I remember everything; I know about the past, about when you went into the changing rooms. But I’ll speak to him; you’ll see, he’ll be in a better mood.”
Facchetti: “All right.”
Bergamo: “Good luck, Giacinto.”

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>a small clique of refs was doing everything for their own sake behind everyone's back
yeah nah that sounds very believable especially after finding out for sure in the last couple of years that organized crime is in contract with both clubs and players as well

>>154415898
the problem (a very serious one imo) is that even if they had chosen a different branch within the federation to lodge their complaints with, it would have been virtually pointless, as De Meo pointed out.

Associazione Italiana Aschenaziti

>the cheerleading magazine released a heartwrenching interview with Facchetti's daughter
lol, lmao even

>>154416222
If they have enough money to buy a ouija board they can talk to Facchetti himself, even!

>>154416222
>Barbara Facchetti works at FIFA in President Infantino’s office and as team manager of the Italian women's national football team
Why am I not surprised?

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HOW DEEP IS THIS FUCKING RABBIT HOLE GODDAMNIT

>Indagine arbitri, i pm: da Rocchi presunta combine a San Siro con altri colleghi. L’inchiesta, però, punta a trovare riscontri, attraverso audizioni e altre analisi tecniche, e il quadro potrebbe anche allargarsi

Ok but... why are we continuing with the campionato knowing it's been falsed for a couple seasons, if not more?

>>154416277
sorry buddy, Gravina and Ceferin need another honeymoon and a new attic in Casablanca

>>154416243
Do NOT check where Giancarlo Giorgetti's (our minister of economy) daughter works at

>>154416277
That's the funny thing, you got people acting like it's just a nothingburger when this is a full on match-fixing scandal lmdao

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>>154415942
I can't believe i didn't think of
>giacinto's phone call
As a yugioh card

>The investigation into the Rocchi case may be transferred to the Public Prosecutor’s Office in Monza. Over the years, the Public Prosecutor’s Office in Monza has conducted extensive investigations into the ‘Ndrangheta’s infiltration of the Brianza area, highlighting the deep economic and social roots of the Calabrian mafia clans in northern Italy.

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In sports proceedings, the truth doesn't matter.
Only the media process matters.
The media absolve or condemn FIRST,
for those who read and for those who will judge,
who adapt to the narrative.

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>The former Serie A and Serie B Designator Gianluca Rocchi will NOT show up on Thursday at the Prosecutor's Office in Milan to be questioned about the investigations concerning the probe into the world of refereeing. A decision made by his lawyer, Antonio D'Avirro.
The actions of an innocent man

>>154416393
What's the :skubban: negru doing there lmao

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The Blood of Dawnwalker (that Witcher-like) release date is up, it's out September 3

>>154416277
less expensive than halting it

>>154416568
the real question is how shaggable are the female characters?

>Referees’ inquiry: one of the witnesses recounts his testimony to AGI regarding the ‘tips’, requesting anonymity: “There were more than twenty members of Gianluca Rocchi’s ‘inner circle’ who would turn to look at the ‘prompter’ and benefit from the VAR tips. The code of 'signs' in Lissone existed, but not everyone received suggestions from Rocchi or others. Those were intended only for 'friends”. Anyone who didn’t go along with this method was sidelined. At the time, there was already a great deal of discontent among the rest of the VAR team; in fact, I’d describe it as a full-blown, behind-the-scenes rebellion by the ‘sane’ part of the group.

>According to this witness, who claims never to have ‘received “suggestions” in the VAR room because he was part of the rebel group’, only those who knew they would receive tips would turn towards the glass partition. ‘For me, the sporting fraud is evident; the league was manipulated, but that is for the judiciary to assess.’

>“These same people are making a lot of mistakes this year because they no longer benefit from help from the ‘supervisors’, who were only present at some matches. Generally speaking, these were matches involving major clubs or, as in the case of Udinese v Parma, which wasn’t a big-name fixture, where they wanted to help some ‘friend’ working on VAR to perform well so they could advance their career.

>‘I was one of those who stood up to Rocchi, and I paid a heavy price for it. It took a toll on me both mentally and physically because I have a strong sense of justice and couldn’t accept what was happening to us.’

reaching gobbo levels of projection that shouldn't be possible

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>>154416615

>>154416753
Visit Zenica

Gobbi's kurp

>The Milan Public Prosecutor’s Office has charged Gianluca Rocchi with sports fraud in connection with an alleged continuous match-fixing scheme that is said to have been orchestrated at San Siro alongside other colleagues during the 2024/25 season. According to investigators, referee appointments were allegedly manipulated at crucial moments in the league race: in particular, they are investigating a meeting that took place during a Coppa Italia match to agree on the selection of Andrea Colombo for Bologna-Inter, and the handling of Daniele Doveri’s appointment for the Coppa semifinal on 23 April, manoeuvres that were allegedly aimed at influencing the rotation of referees for Inter’s subsequent matches. These allegations, which seek to demonstrate a system of biased decisions, are currently under investigation to verify their validity.

>>154416801
and you would meet at San Siro during a match to discuss that in person for reasons. The var interfering is already confirmed by what Rocchi's lawyer said anyway, but it's not as big of a crime in itself.

>>154416757
always knew you were a secret lazio fan duccio

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/v/ idea: Miriam Leone cosplaying as Lilith from Diablo

>>154416874
The Kenneth Taylor Effect™

>>154416871
>but it's not as big of a crime in itself.
huh? what do you mean?

A better and cheaper /v/ idea: Annekee cosplaying as Mephisto from Diablo

>>154416930
manipulating refs performances and assessments is bad no doubt about it, but not as bad as meeting with club's directors to assign the refs they prefer like they did during calciopoli. We're yet to see if the latter happened or not

The only thing that’s unclear is what you are: a lawyer without cases, a journalist without a newspaper, or an influencer without influence? Hi Zampino, Zibi says hi

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>>154416993
AAAAHHHHH LILITH SAVE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>154416993
These spinal skins are getting wild

>L’ex responsabile Var Andrea #Gervasoni si presenterà regolarmente giovedì in Procura a Milano per l’interrogatorio in merito all’inchiesta sul mondo arbitrale. Gervasoni però ha già fatto sapere che non risponderà alle domande degli inquirenti, ma solamente su Salernitana-Modena
Hahahahahahah

Time to give Italy's MKULTRA a test

>>154416989
meds

>Spalletti wants Zingaro to renew
For the love of Christ

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>>154417113
It's going to be his season.

>>154417059
they deliberately charged him over a lesser offence too just to throw him to the wolves kek

>>154417131
I wanna believe in this being true but honestly I've lost hope long ago

>>154417131
sneedgaro-shrimpy 60 g+a combined next season

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/biz/ idea: we give Comolli a shock collar and Belgio has the remote

>morgpie webms in serie ass

mottapie

>>154417174
If I had a nickel for every time a random e-whore became a popular internet celebrity, I wouldn't have much, but it's weird that it happened that many times

Dybala is striker, and I don't think the people at the iuventus understand that
He didn't need selfish anyone playing ahead of him down the middle
he was IT
all he needed was strong wingers on either side and of him and three gys behind him to contro the pace of the game and most importantly to defend enough so that he only does it to earn applause or in order to correct losing the ball by mistake
He was talented enough, but as we all know, Allegri is the worst coach in the whole world(i mean it)
Dybala is probably the most tragically wasted footballer I have ever seen

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>>154417184
Do you know Kenneth Perez (danish)?

Saros looks fun tbqh, I'm still yet to play Returnal though

>>154408701
Yeah the C-Bomb I remember that lel, they only fixed it after the PS4 became irrelevant with the PS5 release

>>154417359
Same and I'm not sure why I keep delaying it

>>154417113
unironically has worse talent id than the allnegru but whatever keeps him happy

>>154417113
>>154417131
>>154417441
You have to read it as
>I'd like a striker that is better suited for my tictocs but there's no good striker available that could significantly improve the team for cheap
midfield and defense first, zingarovic and david will do the job for another season I guess. Better spend the money on what actually matters

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>>154417359
>>154417432
Literally me just a few weeks ago, had it installed for ages too and also kept delaying it without any real reason for it. Funny coincidence.

Play it though, the story was a bit too out there and figure-it-out-yourself-lole, but the gameplay is absolutely top tier. The only downside is that runs can last a bit long and dying stupidly can feel like a bit of a timewaste since there isn't a ton of between-run progression.

total pissg death

>>154417441
Don't really know what the fuck the plan is, especially since the club still seems to be kind of pursuing Lewandoski and Renault Kangoo on the side, but hey if he makes it work I don't care.

>>154417474
He doesn’t need a giganegru created in a lab like Osimhen, just someone that can hold up the ball which Vlahovic forgot how to do around 2023
>>154417525
Vlach+either of those two if he extends or both of them if he doesn’t extend

>>154417595
>He doesn’t need a giganegru created in a lab like Osimhen, just someone that can hold up the ball which Vlahovic forgot how to do around 2023
I rate Pellegrino but he's going to cost 30m minimum. As I said, better invest on Bernard the bear and whatever portoguese shitter Mendes will force >us to sign

>>154417595
Lewa as a back-up for like a year would honestly be nice

lewandisney is just lidl milik

only rate Kimmich and Neuer on that pitch

>striker rumors
>implying we will be able to offload david or openda
doesnt fuel the delusions desu

>>154417626
I have no idea how much money there is even assuming >we get the UCL €60m~ but the squad needs genuine open heart surgery rather than 6-7 signings like Agresti expects, especially true when Spalletti aggressively wants half the players to fuck off

>>154417769
Spalletti wants only the unsellable shitters out, not the mediocre but somehow profitable ones like Kelly, Cambiaso, Thuram or Conceicao.

can fifa put a stop already to these gay corn kicks where the sole purpose is to foul the keeper hoping the ref doesn't consider it a foul?

where are the sancho pacho raters?

>Harald Kuhn will win a balloon door this year
how does this make you feel

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>>154417969
Might be one of the best assists I've ever seen honestly

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>>154418014
See THIS

>>154418016
I miss him so much bros...

goals only Berardi can miss

>dumbelel won a balloon in my lifetime
>>154417969
soon(tm), the elephant in the room is that he doesn’t give a single fuck about tottenham but when he comes home he’ll start to bag again

Spalletti if you turn Yildiz into a player as good as Kvara you can have a statue in the stadium I swear

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>>154418016
Wew, just remembered Renato "Pornstache" Veiga

>top European teams still don't know how to make kvaradona look like a normal player
>something serie a benches managed to figure out in 12 months

>>154418242
I vividly remember his performance against one Italian team that didn't make him look like a simple normal player

>le everyone cuts inside sport
I fully despise the current era, can't wait for inverted fullbacks or whatever it will take to stop these prick wingers

João Neves (1.74 m)

>>154418468
Compared to the endless cross spamming?

>>154418629
No but you don't understand, wingers actually dribbling and shooting is horrible, they need to cross and hope for culo goals.

intrastin defending

Gatti would have unironically prevented 3/4 of these goles

>could've had him over Isaksen
pain

Michael Olise €53m
Nico Gonzalez+Francisco Conceicao+Edon Zhegrova €87m

Absolute state of the pissigi goalkeeper's hairline

>>154418629
how about going back to using the centre of the pitch and not just 20% of it?

>>154418716
>he's not ready for the Nico Gonzalez hattie in the quarters vs Barcelona next season

>>154418751
Enter the bus, now your tictocs are fully nullified and you can't do shit. See? This is every top club is switching to dribble drobblers.

negru retard

>>154418751
Traditional number 10s are gone man, you have to let it go

funny to imagine that if this was in serie a the var would have some guy knocking on his little bus window to influence his decision

>>154418908
Ihattarenbros...

so if the ball comes off your leg before hitting the arm it is a penalty after all...

I blame rocchi

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>>154418224

>>154418851
triangulations and midfielder insertions still work nearly every time they are actually tried

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>>154419000
Don't think it hits his leg before hitting the arm

PSG looks good but I don't think they'd be able to beat Ternana on a fair match

>>154419091
Clear pen desu, very retarded from Davies

>>154419091
looked like it from the goal angle

>>154419081
Name 5 matches where this worked against very low defenses. And no, shit from 10 years ago doesn't count

>>154417357
Zero recollection of him but apparently he did play for Denmark in the 00’s

Capello might honestly be out of his mind

>Juventus are monitoring Nicolas Jackson and can imagine a loan move. AC Milan are monitoring the situation as well.
>Jackson will return to Chelsea in the summer for now, as FC Bayern will not trigger the option to buy and a second loan is currently not planned.
See? The zingaro renewal isn't so bad after all

>>154419512
You're right, I'm taking the renewal

he thinks he's still playing for Napoli lol

kvwab

Sold in January btw

making Gasperini man mark defending look like an unbreakable fortress in comparison

>>154419713
ADL didn't want to renew him for more than a bag of potatoes and a bunch of fireworks

Allegri must be rolling in his sofa watching this kek

>>154419159
90% of all the goals scored by muttuidi, not exactly the best midfielder in the world.

>Vincent Goonpany

I just feel bad for arry

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We'll never catch up, will we?

Bayern are insanely good at scoring but they don't have as much balance as PSG, those guys have a perfect team honestly

Yakumpany in shambles

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Lloyd Kelly would be an upgrade for this Bayern defence btw

Upamerdano

>we live in a period where this headless band of running negrus is the best team ever seen
dead sport, dead species

>>154419848
they have a farca tier high line

>>154418055
I always expect him to fly over van gaal, right there at end

>>154419717
>flick’s philosophy took a billion euro squadrone to be vindicated when he was at bayern
>lucho’s philosophy took a billion euro squadrone to be vindicated
gasp or one of his disciples would have the whole of europe singing their praises if serie ass clubs weren’t broke and retarded

Kvaratskhelia scored, this actually means serie ass is le bestestestestestestestest league everestestestestestestestest for some reason ok goy

That GK has the chuddest face I've ever seen

>>154419988
We don't call him Gasperinus Michels for nothing here

We refused to sign Fabian Ruiz on a free btw

LA LISTE BROS!

>>154419836
Aston Villa and Scarsenal lost by tight margins and Chelsea humiliated these guys, it's clear that their quality's outwordly but they're not unbeatable desu. You just need to prepare the match in a pristine way.

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Five PSG goals in a single UCL match, you say?

Upamempembe

>>154419836
it will take comolli/ottolini getting sacked and endrick to fulfill the prophecy, but it’s not impossible

>>154420261
>ottolini
You just reminded me that we signed Ottolini as our DS lol

>>154419988
nah, defending like he and now many serie a teams do is a death sentence against technical teams like the ones that roam freely in Europe, it takes one good first touch and your keeper is in a 1 vs 1 situation.
>female eyesight

get that whore off the pitch

so it turns out you can still give it a go to make up a big deficit against PSG
intrasting

That was sexy af

member when multiball was a meme because teams didn't score enough goals?

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>>154420183
Never been an Inter fan, but I always respected them. But that fucking match man.

I prefer to watch shitalian 0-0 slop fest instead of this and so does my wife's boyfriend's son whom I babysit

>>154420357
they have to take the next step which is to kick the shit out of the opponent

just score gols fra its not that hard

>>154420515
>but I always respected them
Yeah we know you're brain damaged

Now imagine Cambiaso against Olise

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>>154420566
He figured out calcio but we had to kick him out...

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the voices are telling me to rate Upamecano

Olise and Vinicius enter a meat grinder

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>>154420645
Do it, before it's too late

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Damien Comolli, what's his story?

welcome to ac milan

The PSG coach assistant has the same skull shape and cut as Zingavora

Mayulu :)

Goretzka looks like he hasn't played a football match in decades

Goretzka already adapted to serie a's pace I see

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>>154420952
Hold his bière

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>>154421021
There has to be a limit to his schizo transfers...

Is that the Little Big lead singer? lmao

>5-4
wow almost like my tennis matches

I don't think there are more than 4 or 5 serie a players that would have made the starting 11 in either team

Kane has unironically scored more goals than Milan this season, these guys are playing a different sport

why does Sneijder look like the average chubby Balkan human trafficker now? I even thought they Stankovic as a guest for a second.

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Sleep tight /seriemayulu/

>>154421338
He's eating 3 frikandellen speciaal a day until Ajax gives him the job he desperately wants but is wholly unqualified for.

Business idea: Bad Kompany

>Dutch lidl wants more than 3 euros for a bottle of coke without discounts
madness

>>154421281
the 4/5 being Svilar, Carnesecchi, Maignan and Provedel

Joshua Kimmich :

« Failing in Paris, my grandfather wouldn't be proud. »

>>154421281
atleast 20 players could replace upamerdano

>>154421518
Are they at Jj

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>>154421461
No it doesn't? Mind you it's still a rip-off but they're 2,59/2,69 for 1,5l.

>>154421562
How much for Kerkplantjes

>>154421518
name 5 that aren't Ndicka and Bremer, who both have ironing boards for feet compared to him.

>>154421562
I thought it read 3.69, my bad

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>>154421592
Special price for you my friend, €1,99

>>154421529
every jj defender except kalunegru
>>154421592
its nergens goedkoper

Negrens Goedkoper (Di Gregorio)

>>154421802
>Alléén op donderdag 30.04
that's what Rocchi said when he opened the letter

>>154421836
laughed

Chicken Conceicao

>>154421653
Why are you even looking at Dutch lidl prices in the first place

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Kek

>>154421894
I just had the ziggo stream opened after the match and the advert came on lol

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The injury Justin Bijlow sustained on Sunday appears to be less serious than first feared. The Genoa goalkeeper therefore seems to have no cause for concern regarding his position as 3rd goalkeeper for World Cup with the Netherlands.

Bijlow started in goal for Genoa in Sunday’s match against Como (0-2), but remained in the dressing room at half-time due to injury. Tests have now shown that he has suffered no lasting damage or symptoms, Genoa reports.

The 28-year-old Bijlow joined from Feyenoord during the winter transfer window and has since been a regular for the 14th-placed side in the Italian league.

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>>154421949
You're lucky it wasn't a commercial for the Jumbo supermarket, they're putting the links-rechts dude everywhere now

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Soz 4 spamming <3

>>154421927
>ADP's honest reaction

>>154421976
Wtf that's Dutch Paolo Kessissoglu

>>154417969
Oh look a foul on Calhanoglu that wasn't called hmmmm

Then it's not a foul

>>154421998
he drives an Opel Astra sedan yodeling Hocus Pocus from Focus

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Yeah, Beans is a /seriea/ poster

>>154422207
nice bandaids

>Fabio Capello a Sky Sport: Il movimento di Olise mi ricorda quello di Politano
Someone take this man behind the shad and release him from his mortal coil

>>154422187
I guess he finally got a bet right