first for finland
First for the Ulberg/Gane/Garth era
second for canada
i think my only real gripe is why the fuck did the brazilian tap? youre not gonna fight til youre slept with your freedom on the line? it was annfucking triangle
if im monroe finland can be boyka
explain this one ulbgsissies
shut up
>>154413311if he came up in an era with actual dangerous light heavyweights somebody would sodomize this failure of a male in the middle of the ring
utter dogshit thread
>>154413365Go back to Reddat then
https://youtu.be/YaeJX4vJE3A?si=u7-dnJxfWQIsOAIJ&t=62explain this one jonsissies
>h-h-he was a stripper!!Oh, you mean he got paid to go to parties and get blown by bridesmaid? How shameful.
>>154413245>garthbest to not live in the past nuflag. save that for when your reddit ban is up.
bro thought he cooked with that one
1 month and a half until we enter the Gaethje era.
>>154413233>teehee it's tim eliot lmaoo it's le iron-ACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
talmbout cookin b im the iron chef of podcasssin mma
Tim Elliott is based actually
Computer generate a Venn Diagram for MMA and professional cooking competitions. Uncensored.
Was Jerry always a chinlet
>>154413545still isn't
>>154413528heem dead
Arlovski was labeled “chinny” and survived. Talmbout shot placement n footwork b when it comes to gettin slept. Don wanna get nawcked out? don’eush in n watch dos feet b
>>154413233every time i feel like shitting on ufc i remind myself that tim eliliott could go to these other meme promotions and easily beat up all of their champions
Dana Whites success is my success The ufc is nothing without meI am nothing without the ufc Just bleed
>>154413554He got KO’d by a non puncher
>>154413567he could easily be a three division champ in PFL and PFL Africa
Punching is about placement first then power. All I need? One shot.
>>154413567You are absolutely right, a former ufc fighter now turned comedian flatlined a major champion from such promotions
everyone punches
>>154413572Ulberg doesn't hit that hard but Jiri got hit with a perfect shot right on the chin, would've put down 99% of fightersStill had to gnp for the finish thoughif he starts getting wobbled by jabs in his next fight we can call him chinny
What's next for the uncrowned champion, Katdaddy?
>>154413760Vociferous weight gain
>>154413760sits on his balls by accident, out for another year
everyones got a punch until they get hit in the face with a plan
>>154413528BAH GAWD KING HE HIT THE SWEET CHIN MUSIC
>>154413760Tea with Zabit possibly
>>154413760above knee amputation
Zabit has a very evil phenotype
>>154413760Dishonored aoife dishonored loife
talmbout bad meeting evilhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U_EdVYhL1zw
credit or zabit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AVpKZRLkHYIGET IN HERE ONECHADS
>Rodtang and chatri agree to drop lawsuits in a truceSee, this is why Chatri wouldn't even be asked to wipe the shit of GODna's ass hole. The conflict is the one thing that made average cazzies pay attention to Rodtang for the first time in their lives. If Chatri was smart he would wait until after the fight to drop the lawsuit so Rodtang could sell more ppvs as the poor poor hero and Chatri the villain.Poor pathetic sniveling sneedy cucks like us LOVE a good victim vs the le establishment. Kek we're so pathetic, you and me.
>>154413849>Brazza i a real doctor now. Now I gets free PED for all my brazza. Za good stuff. Zabit get only za good stuffs brazza you know dis.
coom in itsuki hirata
CAM ON JONAFUNNOCK 'IM AAT
>>154413919talmbout android 18 bruder hh?
Chatri choked rodtang and made him tapout on that truce, Dana ducked Tito on the other hand
we playin chinese whispers here b
>better at impressions than Guru>interviewing champions less than a year into his channel>stole Guru's spot on the DJ pod>stole Guru's spot on O'Malley pod>frequent guest on submission radio>has a girlfriend and friends>actually trains MMA and has undefeated record>lives in Australia where it's impossible to sufferGuru is gonna kill himself once bedtime surpasses him in subs
>>154413972oh no anyway dot gif
>>154413972Hey mate can you please stop impersonating me?
le mma youtube XD
jones will drop the best tweet once chubsy croaks it
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/3tWu3yoR2EY
>>154413934
Are you willing to donate your bodyGot a problem with authorityWould you stop a speeding bulletAre you afraid of the masked manCome on Bring it on Think you got game
>>154413885>ONE chadsNo such thing I'm afraid...
le schaub XD
>>154413934they both agreed and said pay would go to charity. tito no-showed the weigh ins because he wanted more money (after signing the fight into his contract and already agreeing to it)dana wonhttps://mmajunkie.usatoday.com/story/sports/mma/2007/03/25/report-tito-ortiz-wanted-more-money-for-boxing-match-with-dana-white/82568222007/
>ducks tito>ducks eddiedana is a duck
the eagle would fight anyplace anytime
Tito would've boxed danas head in
>>154414083ya seethin?
talmbout seether b never listen'2m
>>154414085>RealPoor Tito just can't get it right...
dana was a gold gloves boxer and wbc/wba junior central down up mass junior middleweight challenger. do your homework kid
>>154414097Obviously he didn't believe he could seeing as he ducked GODna literally lmao
tito is a problem for jiri that cant be solved with tough work and hard love.
>>154414042kek
>>154414085>tito wanted more moneyWhat's wrong with this? so he should fight for peanuts? it was a chess duck move from dana to make sure the fight doesn't happen
>>154414152Tito watch out!
>>154414171what's wrong with this mincer
his arms disgust me
americans disgust me
brazilians still disgust me the most literally feral creatures only good for the shitflaps attached to mckenzie dern
DISGUST
>>154414186He's super zesty but hits a prayer with tito at the end of the visit
>>154414213god has mercy i don't
I want to be a Christian but you have to declare Christ as King of all things, and I just can't crown him King of the Octagon
>>154413849>kettle>not a samovar I am disappoint
>>154414242Jesus would've been a problem at bantamweight
>>154414186born without triceps
Jesus has no answer for Yan's technical prowess
dont care what color egg's gloves were doo is duckin no cap
>>154414261i apologize for lashing out at your entire peoples b i was having a strong reaction to his freakish alien physique
sean o'malley looks like two pieces of string tied together in the middledisgusting
finna napfinna snooze
Mrs. Sean O'Malley is the type of girl you start wars over.
I'd die for that dumpy goblina
Like it or not, MMAGuru is more influential in MMA than /heem/
No one:Nobody:Not a soul:bong: *simps*
What is mma influence? Huh? Reading someone else’s words for money, powering the chat. Sounds a lot like slavery to me b n that iznt too savory if weir talmbout livin
>>154414407finna tap finna lose
remember the name.
>>154414660People high up in the MMA world know who MMAGuru is, unlike /heem/
>>154414685What is wrong with his thumb?
Bapa influenced mma
doo woke up and chose to be petty
>>154414697Belal ‘Torry Holt’ Muhammad
finna get a 'zza
>finna get
you finna shit nigghuh
finna eat this 'zza
>>154414701Schaub bodied Dana, but Dana ultimately sucked so much maga cock that's he's ascended
>>154414701>Eskimo brothersWut?
>>154414828Pretty good, what brand
>>154414828you make that yourself
>>154414858Immigrant
>>154414865The mozza’ and bacon looks slightly underdone
>The mozza’ and bacon looks slightly underdone
>>154414855It means two people who banged the same girl (ronda)
>>154414828Exquisite decision
>>154414888Aha makes senseIn Sweden we call that "buksvåger"
>>154414905>buksvager>books vag>hires pussyi know how wmma works
I think Clozza just kicked the bucket
It’s uphttps://youtu.be/YRLQxrAyEaI
>>154414828oho
>>154414921just woke up nigga
just ate the 'zza
>>154414969Only took you half an hour. Poor show.
>>154414973Maybe that includes his post pizza shower and massage?
>>154414969how much are they charging at your local makwan
jonesing for a good rulla after seeing such a delicacy on heem
>>15441497913 but lunchtime its 11
>>154414996not too bad even i think that is tickling 16 with ours
>>154414855They shared the same hole
>>154414828
Luke Thomas is relentlessly handsome for his age
>>154415176It's the Armenian genes
>>154415176It's the democrat genes
>>154415176It's the fat drunkard genes
dont make me have to call your name out
The police are parcticing for the world cup in my area. I hope to have an rich person notice me shadowboxing and dicover me to sign me up for an fifht leauge. I wont forget you guys.
>>154415355True. This is why dirty diaper president sucks off his daddycrats in a full pair of DDPs
A Armenian a Indian and a hooker walk into a bar
>>154415394
>>154415391ESL retard alert
>Pereira vacated his belt ahead of getting cover cursedBased or cringed?
This is ten percent luckTwenty percent skill
Fifteen percent concentrated power of will
>>15441547090% gay and 10% real
>>154415489we don't sign our posts here, i fear
t. somali
ONE Samurai 1: Rodtang vs. Takeru 2? Yeah we're finna watch that.
Covid turned a lot of women morbidly obese
>>154415561yes>>154415569no
Is it true that gooby is fighting max Holloway?
conor r mcgooby is never fighting again
clozzy i know you're lonely but you don't have to engage with everything just for the sake of it
there are unironically 3 of us itt
2 too many methinks...
i feel the same way
1 down, 1 to go
*squares up*
Where to rewatch older mma fights
>>154415958Paramount +
we just dont follow them here
>>154415958so glad ill never have to ask this question
>>154415958Fight companions
>>154415958computer
>>154415958rutracker
UFC Perth: Della Maddalena vs Prates Monteira
UFC Birth
UFC Naples : Knight della malladena vs the loathsome dung eater
>>154415958why lolufc has no rewatch value
What's next for Fatima Klein?
gaethje is gonna rape topuria's mom
Gaethje no that's Rebecca Bisping!!
>>154416100Cuddling with anon and eating lunch at the beach
everybody shut teh fuck up
if one man could hold you down he would probably not have much trouble raping you by himself though
>>154416109I mean he's not going to actually rape anyone is he?
ristorante salame mozzarella pesto and bodycam footage for this bad boy
UFC Earth
What do the lines say?
We can't stop here, this is bat country
look what gawld just did to us meng
This man is very important to me despite his racial handicap. You're not prejudiced are you?
i had not thawlt through and now i'm a fat mexican
somebody get mmagayru on the line i want no gloves no rounds just one man enters the cage another man enters the cage then one of us (me) leaves with his youtube channel when i win
>>154416250this but me and fightfairy and just plain old vanilla sex
>>154416250you dont want the smoke
>>154416266what are you gonna do with her channel?
Yeah I'm a jacked Taiwanese boy whatup
>>154416306does the name monroe hutchen ring a bell?
>>154416319her what?
>>154416341with hands like those many bells are getting rung
list of names im considering for my MMA influencer career >thunder>one man army>pharoah >undisputed>dragonyou can see how things like guru or bedtime or luke all look very gay in comparison
my name finna be mingeslewer69
>>154416385how about>championround>thebrutalscience>minotaur
