Never Surrender Edition>>154410163
Snoodpuck
Gritty will NEVER have thiswhy?Because he's a MASSIVE INCEL
His season ends tonight.
>>154414989this is the opposite of a Flames thread
Ullmark was the best goalie we’ve seen so far
>>154415035Ngl that's kinda based
Alex Lyon is him btw
mammiebros, the script just flipped on us!!
go dabres go duckies go wild about children dilly has no milly
sabresstars
>Oilers over >Penguins coming back Skinner 1
>>154415167bro flyers in 6 easilymartone hatty bro
>>154415139>go wild about children
*yawns in the direction of his dire gimmick*
>>154415139dabres!! :D
Just took a Marner and strained so hard my ribs hurt
>>154415179That's our copey
>Sam Dickinson, born June 7, 2006We need to stop brainwashing the future generation of hockey into hating a franchise.
>>154415228No one should have to be a laffs fan
>>154415253Hokkei!! :D
tonight will be an extra exciting game for the duckies!
tonight will be an extra exciting not asking
>>154413775>Finland is not geographically part of Scandinavia, which is strictly defined as Norway, Sweden, and Denmark based on the Scandinavian Peninsula and shared language/cultural history.
I'm thinking our reffies are in peak postseason form and will take over many games tonight
>>154415418iceland is scandinavianorkney, too
>>154415419i remember when peak postseason form meant they swallowed their whistles
>>154415438no they arent ya dumb re
my ancestrydna said im 1% swedish
Totally normal behaviour
>Sabres>Wild>Ducks
>>154415495'abbies dodged a bullet
>>154415495this nigga a coach killer
>>154415498thanks gay wizard
>>154415473grim
>>154415495he's getting traded to the caps this summer
>2 elimination gamesgary is spoiling us tonight
>>154415522Don't worry McDavid told me he was fucking pissed so expect a monster game 5 from him.
>>154415525>expect a monster game 5 from him.so 2 secondary assists and elimination?
F
>>154415545F
>>154415545>55way too young
>>154415525he's going to skate EXTRA fast into the zone 1v3 tonight!
hockey
>>154415600Checked!
>>154415525I'd be pissed too
>>154415401I got a date with my favourite hooker tonight
>>154415600I'm afraid I'm gonna need a source on this statement
>>154415102>wedgewood grabs a shootout puck midair
first hockey related deaths on record
>>154415607why is bouchard pictured?
hockey is an art. It requires speed, precision, and strength like other sports, but it also demands an extraordinary intelligence to develop a logical sequence of movements, a technique which is smooth, graceful and in rhythm with the rest of the game
>>154415661Has there ever been a good nig hockey player
I genuinely don’t understand how Connor McDavid has somehow become one of the most disrespected obvious first ballot Hall of Famers ever like what are we even doing here? We’re watching a guy who regularly puts up video game numbers in the hardest era to score, who makes elite NHL defenders look like they’re stuck in quicksand, and somehow the conversation still drifts into “yeah but no Cup” as if hockey isn’t the most team dependent sport out there. The man has multiple Art Ross and Hart level seasons, is redefining what peak offensive dominance looks like, and people still move the goalposts because the Oilers haven’t gone all the way yet. It’s such a lazy, rings only mindset that completely ignores context and history if you can’t recognize McDavid as a slam dunk, no debate, first ballot Hall of Famer already, you’re either overthinking it or just not actually watching the games.
>>154415676do better
Faggot ass no show nigga fuck this dude seriously
>>154415069McFraud. Hasn't done shit for his team the entire series. Crosby is an old man who is nearly carrying his team.
>>154415692*poos on your head*Poo better
i solved todays wordle on the second attempt and was pleasantly surprised
BUD1
>>154415683None of that matters. What separates the good players with amazing stats from legends? Legends show up when it matters most and get it done. McDavid has not once shown up when it mattered the most.
>>154415696he's hurt you asshole
>>154415683>No cup >No gold >Stood up the Smyth because he was too butt hurt
>>154415719McDavid is the only reason the Oilers made the Cup finals two years in a row. Without him I don't even think the Oilers make the playoffs
>>154414989Oh boy it's Ruins Elimination Day :)
>>154415734No one cares or will remember if you carried your team to 2nd place
>>154415719He shows up all the time, did you memory wipe the last 2 years?
>>154415734Again, that doesn't matter. People aren't going to look back and say "Oh wow that one guy got so many points and took his team to the playoffs many times!" They remember players who score the winning goal in game 7 OT of the stanley cup or the olympics.
>>154415706am so stupid sometimes i swear
>>154415762nice spoiler alert, fuck face
>>154415764technically i already did
rip my nigga Garrett
>Dabres ascend to the next level>Another piece of McDavid's soul diesTONIGHT!!!!!!
>>154415771shoulda figured it was a swede
B U D 1
>>154415737>>154415761McDavid will be remembered as the best player to never win a Cup. Not an enviable legacy but a legacy nonetheless.
>>154415069he probably would have won the cup already if he didnt get Woody fired
McAutist is just another Thornton. The retards spooge over them, but empty stats and spooge are for retards.
>>154415813
>>154415783Based
>>154415831Jlmi
>>154415676Grant Fuhr
>>154415676The Rat
>>154415676Power play...DELETED
the meme that destroyed an entire nation
i'd rather be a statpadding loser than be a zesty ahh back to back cup champion that's 'fo 'sho
>>154415979I'm sorry but did sam bennett not run over goalies with no consequence for three seasons straight? How about the crosscheck galores in front of the reffies? You're being disingenuous and you know it.
>>154415735
>>154415997Your team is shit and run by a retard.
>>154416081Thank you Gary.
habs fans are something else...
>>154416159
>>154416159Anything but admitting their team is overrated and will get smoked by Buffalo if they survive this round.
>>154415676Jarome iginla
>Ted Lindsay Award finalists for most outstanding player: Connor McDavid (EDM), Nikita Kucherov (TBL), Macklin Celebrini (SJS)>(voted on by NHLPA)
>>154416236MacKinnon is never ever recovering from this.
>>154416236I'm sure getting the Lindsay in year 2 of your career will soften the blow of missing out on the Calder.
new puck design released
>>154415545Don't feel like watching hockey today.>tfw never got to see his Canucks lift the cup
down to my last zyn
slampig was cancelled
>1100>third leg of the Le Mat Trophy
>>154416411>using womens snus
>1200 >Sixth leg of the Bure-Chübel
>>154416460only odens for you I see
>>154416489grov stark at work, grov lös for drinking
>1130> third leg of the Meisterschale
>>154416521whoops
>>154416415nah that was hampage im afraid
I love play-off season, it feels like Second Christmas -_-> I can feel the puck, and it feels like joy
is there anything humans could do to destroy a literal star? assuming we've figured out how to get to one other than our own sun
>>154416587This isn't Grok or Gemini; this place is regular people's intelligence>>154416591This is Not-Your-Blog.dump
>>154416591I saw this on /tv/.
Just had a mating pair of ducks land in my front yard under the maple tree. I sit on a corner that gets lots of dog walkers. Don't know if they are going to make it cause it seems like they want to move in. Ominous signs for the Ducks v Oilers series.
>>154416614I did too, it’s some JIDF shill.
>>154416603I'll have you know I graduated from one of the top SUNYs so im kinda a big deal
>>154416591Okay, Bettman
>>154416591
>>154416635Did you place for one of their Div III team, dude???> Are you a Goalie? That would explain some things...
>>>Did you play for
>>154416665our hockey team were a bunch of older canadian guys and they were known for making out with each other at parties
>>154414989>i didnt hear no bell
>>154416671from Quebec, I'm prejudicially assuming > The Sun's mass makes up 99.8% of a solar system; in comparison, the Earth and Moon combined make up 0.000303%
Most Canadians I chat with in /hoc/ might genuinely die before their team wins a cup.
>>154416696this is the real canada, not that banker carney
>>154416696rob ray invented this
>McDavid is a game-time decision for tonightF.
>>154416778When was the last time a Swedish team won the Stan Lee?
>most dangerou draw at SAP Arena
>>154416872I assume you have to go by Captaincy so that makes it 2022 and I think 2008 before that?
>>154416887Nope, Sweden based team, nothing about captains, since almost every team has a Canadian captain anyways.
>>154416865>McGaykid game time>Ingram startingKnoblick has given up.
>he said he's comfortable just making up shit as he goes along
>>154416887>I assume you have to go by CaptaincySo Canada's last cup was 2023?
my sabres have a swedish captain
>>154416887And this year too>>154416878
>>154416199To be a little fair to the Habs, they could put up a better fight against Buffalo if the Sabres weren’t looking at a gentlemen’s sweep while the Habs have a 3 game bloodbath if they want to get past Tampa
>scoreless draws in Swizterland und Sweden, ya
>most Bavarian intermission in Mannheim
>>154416940>Often called "The Perfect Human," Lidström is arguably the greatest European player in NHL history.>4 Stan Lee, 7 Norris's, and the first European-born player to win the Conn Smythe and captain'd a team to a Stanley Cup.
I can't wait for Leo to nuke your feathered friends.
Can any team beat Carolina?
>>154417083Rigged Malkin shenanigans robbed him of a 5th cup.
you guys think mcdavid gets beans in his chipotle bowl?
when these slackers going to finish their series? My team is growing impatient waiting on these laggards.
>>154417083>leaving out the game-winning goal in the 2006 olympic finalstill gives me nightmares
I think McDavid chewed pencils in school.
Why do you people hate on McGawd? He's even more autistic than most of you, and he's currently the best player in the game, only thing lacking is rings, not that they haven't had chances I bet you'd all jump at the chance to have him on (You)r teamHe's also been playing injured the entire series, and it may be that it's gone to a point it is too painful to continue, or could cause serious complications. You think he wouldn't be out there if he wouldn't be a liability?
>McDavid game time decisionHow we feeling oil bros?
>>154417214brownoids have leaf derangement syndrome
>>154417214I don't think he is injured at all and is just quiet quitting.
>soilers elimination day>mcdavid-kitchen-1.png still not postedyea this place is fucking trash
>>154417227Have you seen the crowds at Flames or Oilers games?
>>154417230so you post on /hoc/ without watching the games?
one week until the lottery :)
>>154415035>Gritty>IncelGritty is a massive slut
>>154417281i hope i win!
>>154417281My Canucks really deserve it. Awful year for the team and the city.
>>154417270I see them and I interpret his actions as a silent protest to the roster around him and management ineptitude.
F L A M E SLAMES
>>154417225the game is in Edmonton and the Oilers are facing elimination. They'll get 8 power plays (thanks gary!)and eak out a 5-4 win. Feelin good.
>>154417303If Gary cared about them he would have told the refs not to call it a good goal I'm overtime when NONE OF THE REFS saw it in the back of the net.
>Why am I doing this?
>>154417330
>sunbelt niggas still think gary is for leafland after his decade of rape and recent back to back sabotagefun
>>154417320Gary works in mysterious ways, my son.
>>154417281for me it's the gutless >laffs fans who have been in tank mode since week 3 rooting against their team in such a disgusting and classless manner that I have no doubt they will retain the 5 pick and draft a bust, followed by handing over PREMIUM selections the next two draftsThis is what you cheered for all season Ontario bozos
>>154417330he looks like his wife just died in childbirth and the farm is about to be repossessed by the bank.
>>154417362/hoc/ is gonna party tonight!
>Win and you have to keep playing with losers>Lose and you are King Loser
>>154417362
>>154417361He's about to pull up the floorboards and pick up the gun he swore he'd never use again.
>>154417361jen he does look very 19th century
oiler's need to realize they have to stop playing like a bunch of hotdog flyboys looking for points and actually buckle down and play defense
Big night tonight
Nurse needs to score at least 2 goals tonight
>McSisyphean Captaincy
>>154417409they just gotta play their game out there. get pucks deep, put bodies in front of the net and anything can happen
>>154417436Nurse needs to seriously consider going on SNL with Dan Akroyd so they can revisit the Coneheads briefly
>TRUCKIN', UP TO BUFFALO>BEEN THINKIN', YOU GOT TO MELLOW SLOW>IT TAKES TIME, YOU PICK A PLACE TO GO>AND JUST KEEP TRUCKIN' ON
>Slovan Bratislava and Nitra are going to Game 7weew
>>1544168722008
>>154417409Too bad their defensemen are shit so it wouldn't matter.
this nigga lacombe looks neanderthal as fuck
>>154417540he looks like he's really be able to please my gf
>>154417540grug
stayed up too late
my clubbies
>>154417540they say that finns have the largest admixture of neanderthal dna
>>154417695>that's the way we like to puck
>>154417540I prefer my defenseperson to be built like (?)
>>154417540Phlebotomists love to see this guy
>>154417540he is an odd looking duck
only shit teams today
would you rather be rich and have jackson lacombe's face or eternally poor with timothee chalamet's face?
>>154417902fuck outta here then nigga
>>154417853Is that what he is?
rest in peace king
>>154418137who?
>>154417994The first if it means I'm also a Norris-tier defender
>>154418206watch Shannon's latest vid, he has some info on the guy towards the end.
Just had a 2-hour long recording sesh with my acoustic guitar and now I'm looking forward to watching the Sabres eliminate the >ruins later.
>>154418355hell yeah bro
>>154414989Oilers need a lucky injury to survive this series against the Ducks
>>154418355post vocaroo
>>154418374>>154418422No I suck :(
>>154418355sup brah
>>154418355>>154418494You need a saxophone??
Imagine if Florida wins the draft lottery over Vancouver or the ragsThe amount of butthurt would be hilarious
Is Gary using our Dabres to destroy the Adams Division once and for all?>Kevyn ADAMS fired>Boston in round 1>Montreal in round 2>Whalers in the conference finals>Quebec for the Stan Lee Cup
Are you enjoying your canada elimination day?
>>154418355There's a band that practices all the time in the house across the street from me (college ghetto housing so not shocking), and they're obviously extremely good, but I am way too shy and weird to ever talk to them
>>154418740seems that way
>>154418749So many eliminations this year!
>>154418749Yeah
>>154418749I'm on top of the world, thanks for asking >also, Rogle finally won a game, weew
>>154418855Raped retard
>>154418740Would be epic!!
>>154418891perverted faggot
>>154418770Just introduce yourself and compliment their music. What's the worse that could happen?
>mcdavid gaame time decisionkwab what's wrong with em bros
>>154417214It's weird how much hate he gets. I know it's 4chan so contrarianism but you see it outside of here too. Obv people are gonna criticize his lack of team hardware but people talk bout him like he's ruining the sport or something. It's not like he's a pest or outspoken about anything. Seems to just be hate for hate's sake
>>154418955kys
>>154419002Lost his will to play
>>154418462just do it you faggothttps://vocaroo.com/1dvKsbNYR7xl
>>154419034Ladies first
>>154419084BASED our greatest ally
>>154417230Why would he sign at a discount if he wanted out?
>>154419001>up next is a new song from a hot up and coming band, here's: That Creepy Weirdo Across The Street Likes Our Song
>>154419095ROASTEDOASTED
>>154419150This. Never put yourself in a position to be laughed at.
>>154419084
>>154419194What a cowardly philosophyThe only positive being that no one will likely ever read it cause you're a pussy and will never publish
>>154419194>too autistic to say hello without being laughed atjust another day on planet retard
>>154415979Canadian teams suck because the Canadian economy does. The Canadian dollar is worth ~30% less than the US dollar. Like it or not, Hockey players want to build up wealth so they can maintain a similar quality of life once they stop playing, and it's just way harder to do that with Canadian dollars than with US dollars. And it only gets worse the more money you're making. Every Canadian city with a team also has at least one reason you wouldn't want to live there, too. >Calgary, Edmonton and Winnipeg are sprawling urban islands in the middle of nowhere. >Ottawa's facilities are half an hour out of town.>No one wants to learn French, so they're never as comfortable in Montreal as they would be in a fully English speaking city.>Vancouver and Toronto would be relatively appealing because of their proximity to US population centers, BUT the Canucks and Leafs suck. If you go there, you know you're not winning anything, and you never will.It's a vicious cycle. Canadian teams have bigger inherent challenges to overcome, so they don't succeed. They have to hope their fresh talent can carry them, and that they can pick up undervalued players by offering the middle of the pack more than they're worth. Plus one or two face of the franchise-tier players they're also overpaying.The problem also impacts management, coaching staff, and trainers.So, not only do the conditions make it hard for Canadian teams to get the best value for their money, they also get stuck with the idiot dregs who can't properly manage what they do have.
>The Stuart Skinner experiment is over>The Tristan Jarry experiment is over
"If at first you don't succeed, give up" - Nikita Filatov
>>154419285Players are paid in burgerbux, the NHL made that change a long time ago
>>154419292Comical trade when it happened, even funnier now.
>>154419367>responding to alejandro
>>154419262>>154419250Insults are fine because they largely align with my own self worth, just don't laugh at me. I may be irredeemable human scum, but I'm not a joke.
>>154418137Ruined my morning hearing the news. Guy made watching lots of awful Canucks seasons always a blast along with John Shorthouse who had a great story about him on the radio this morning:>we're in Nashville doing a game and our friend brought a couple to the game who were sitting next to us the entire night>it was a guy and his fairly new bride >they were with us all night, and we barely spoke a word, not unfriendly, they were just letting us call the game>and so the game ends and Cheech says to the woman "I guess congratulations are in order?">and she's like "what do you mean?">he says "well you're clearly pregnant">and she's like "I-I'm not">and Cheech without missing a beat says "Well that's just a bad top".
>>154419390I don't recall laughing
>>154419140Was that before the Nurse abomination or after or at the same time?
247 posts and I didn't ask for a single one.
>>154419408Indeed, I didn't give you a reason to laugh at me. I strive to keep myself out of those positions
>>154418137>"The National Hockey League family is stunned and saddened by the sudden passing of John Garrett, whose astute analysis took fans – particularly in Western Canada – inside our game for the last four decades.>"Following a 13-season career as a goaltender in the WHA and the NHL, Garrett moved into the broadcast booth in 1986 and never left, contributing his encyclopedic knowledge and expert insight to national broadcasts on Sportsnet and local broadcasts for the Edmonton Oilers, Calgary Flames, and, for two decades, the Vancouver Canucks.>"On a personal note, I always enjoyed catching up with John when our travels around the League intersected – as they did one last time on Friday night in Utah, when he broadcast the Mammoth’s first ever home playoff game. We send our deepest condolences to his family, his friends around the game and his many fans."
>most dangerous draw in Fribourg
The crack on the back says we're gonna fightWe're gonna march all day and night and mooooreFor we are the slaves of the Dark Lord's war
>>154419418After. And after the Frederic contract as well. Then shortly after McDavid signed his extension management used the savings to give Walman a 7x7
rough day for shannon first john garrett dies and soon his trooins will be eliminated.
>most Suisse extra puck in Fribourg
>>154419367The Canadian teams make most of their revenue in Canadian dollars. They have to convert that to US dollars. That means they're automatically at a disadvantage. Canadians playing for Canadian teams still end up investing their money in the US, and they still end up paying US taxes on top of Canadian ones. American players are even worse off, because they still pay taxes to the US, on top of the taxes they pay in Canada.The economics, weather, geography and historical (lack of) success all work against Canadian teams. Everyone wants to play for Las Vegas even in the down years. No one really wants to play for Calgary, so they never get much better.
>>154419682buddy is trying to take dethrone mitch as the king of planet retard
>>154419610Works over! Time to get druk and watch our Dabres!
>>154419738Work is just beginnig but I wanna stay in bed :[
>ruins elimination night
>>154419895Do it! Fuck the bossman, he's paying you less than your time is worth
>>154419958The new Garlic Parm Doritios are awesome!
Are the Canucks ever gonna get better?
>>154419612Well then I guess he has stress induced brain damage.
>>154419999check'd
Everyone got their panties in a bunch when this was made, but it had to be this way. Broons fans are so demoralized that there simply won't be enough quality content for an elimination collage.
>>154420066...yes?
>>154420066Only when they have the FUCKING BALLS to bring back this beauty as their main uniform.
playing diablo 4
>laffs
>>154420495SOVL
>>154420495they should HAVE to wear these every time they play the Kraken at Seattle >and the Kraken should have a Metros colored throwback to play at Vanpooper
>>154420581>That mask
GAME 7 IN DAVOS >gg, FribourgI guess you did alright, too, Davos... -_-
>>154418740dang gary is cooking
>>154420656John Garrett had great taste for masks.
Seattle is lame
>>154420801Still more real than the Mammoth.
>>154420581Excuse me, Sir? Are you trying to manipulate my Rapid Attention Capture?
poopy briefs
>>154420581>>154420775Yeah, buddy
>>154420775For me, it's the WhaleRIP to a man of exquisite taste
>sharted pantaloons
>>154421045Wanna Whalepost with me?
>gump
HAPPY OILERS ELIMINATION NIGHT
>EDM coach Kris Knoblauch says Connor McDavid and Jason Dickinson are game-time decisionsLol
>>154421045>>154421053Really based. I love that the league decided to recognize his assist on Gordie Howe's last goal.
>>154421080Take the lead, sir
>>154421087smart. connor has a terrible record in elimination games.
>>154421113Don't mind if I do
>>154421087>EDM coach That's what my stoner cousin describes himself as
im sorry I just don't see the bruins winning tonight
Does anyone here have a Hartford kachina logo?? If not, I propose /hoc/ commission one >and we should pay for it using funds we raise using crime somehow
>>154421194>buffalo doing things the easy way
I'm watching Overdrive with Whalers legend Jeff O'Neill.
>>154421194Ya they really are bRUINED
>>154421217What are the Tsunamis
>>154421217they blew alright
>>154421217Who are the Raleigh Rippers
>>154421216I heard George Springer was over the moon to receive Jeff O'Neil's hand delivered whalers sweater
>>154421083This reminds me that I really haven't seen a Gump Worley thread in a while
hope the bruins aren't shit. im in the mood for good garypuck tonight.
>>154421346bud won
bud did not 1
>>154421379And yet nobody asked
>>154421388>>154421408>bubblin>bout budKWAB
reports say gary is preparing to delay the puck drop to include more dumb stuff before the game
how do finns not freeze to death will their small twink hairless bodies
>>154421634>kuch and mcd about to get dabbed on by a zoomer
>>154421634>beardlet on the left
>>154421634bedardbros...
>>154421634Mackinnon missing the empty net really tarnished his legacy this season.
>>154417225
>>154421634i have a crush on the left guy
>>154421602Typical.
>i have a crush on the left guy
>Gary confronts you at the office and tells you he's decided to expand a second tier to the league>He plans on relegating four teams from the NHL to fill four slots in the second league >He wants YOU to pick four teams that have already been selected for the NHL2 to be removed >The league will relegate four NHL teams in the future using the future season's results Choose 4[four] teams, /hoc/>Houston, TX>Atlanta, GA>Phoenix, AZ>Austin, TX>Quebec City, QC>Hamilton, ON>Saskatoon, SK>Halifax, NS>Kansas City, MO>Milwaukee, W>Portland, OR>Omaha, NE >Indianapolis, IN>New Orleans, LA>Charlotte, NC>San Diego, CAYou may recommend teams you would add, but please select four teams from the list to remove
>>154421792nigger do you not know what relegate means
>>154421792tl;dr, bud1
>>154421634kuch for me
>>154421817If those teams get removed from the NHL to go to the NHL2 because of a seasonal result, what term to use for that>consign or dismiss to an inferior rank or position>rel·e·gate
>>154421792RAPED BITCH
>>154421824>>154421868great posts
>>154421865so you want us to make up nhl teams using those cities you listed that would immediately go to nhl2?
>>154421865gary is charging a $1 trillion dollar expansion fee to be right in the big leagues not some farm team sweetie
>>154421900No, I wanted you to take four cities and dismiss them entirelyAnd four teams from the Gary League will fill in those slots, but those cities aren't important to the question; although suggestions are welcome >>154421909Then you don't have to play, you snotty little asshole
>>154421936what made you think playoff goals counted towards a regular season record?
>>154421936you want us to pick 4 current nhl teams to relegate, then pick 4 cities from your list to replace them?
>>154419285Montreal has great whores however
>>154421689Sad
>Dear Gary Bettman>Today, I did something retarded on /hoc/, and you know what, Gary? I finally felt at home... isn't that funny, Gary? I think it is.
Matthew tkachuk is defending Brady playoff performance on the latest episode of the tkachuk brothers podcast. They didn’t even do their bridesmaid of the week segment.
are there french canadian asians?
>>154421792
>>154421985>comes up with retarded "game">seethes when no playsKWAB
>>154421965This isn't 2000 anymore. This city sucks now just like every globohomo melting pot
>>154422039maybe if you count the rich asians in hongcouver that go to private schools and learn french
>>154422070What’s the point of travelling now that everywhere is the same…
>>154422070>just like everywhere i see on my phone
>>154422027So they don't have a sense of humor and can't make fun of themselves. Sad.
>>154422075head to SEA.
>>154421634Kuch because he plays in a real division
>>154422120the sea is big and scary id rather stay on land
92 minutes until th start of the ruins season is over.
looks like mcdavid and dickinson are in
>>154419002he knows it's over and doesn't want to be there for it
>two eliminations tonightholy based
>>154422120its hot there i dont like places above 20 degrees
>>154421194I'm just glad they're not getting swept, seriously
>>154417281>laffs
I can't goon to the puck
>>154421173Best logo everH, W, whale tail, hockey stick, blue and green
watching some raw before i go have a beer and watch hockey with the boys for a couple hours
>>154421792Omaha, SD, NO, Charlotte seem unlikely to succeed financially
>>154422298have a beer for me, fellow egod
>>154422409ahhhh yessir
>>154422298Lemme know if CM Punk says or does anything interesting.
for me, it's the california golden seals
ADRENALINE IN MY SOUL
37 bings until our dabres play :)
got my wine, gruyere, grapes, and pistachios
my starsies will lose tonight bet the house on it then bet the house again they will win in 7
>>154422577>canadian national anthem>american national anthem>some random ww2 vet whose kept alive by a machine>tribute to team usa>tribute to johnny gaudreau >moment of silence for 9/11yeah puck ain't dropping till 8
>>154422596Based retard
>>154422599(((GAARRYYY!!!)))
>>154422586got your dress on too?
when is meredith gaudreau going to let go already?
what the fuck is gruyere
>>154422638you tell me.
>>154422638he was a black guy that used to play for the sabres
>>154422636people in Calgary still freak out when you correctly* point out that she is the reason John left*see her article in the players tribune
>>154422638swiss cheese
>>154422638danny breieres gay cousin
THE GARY BELT REIGNS SUPREME
why doesnt the game start at 7?
>>154422668why are the floridians grilling indoors
Rick Jeanneret once referred to Danny Briere as the Cookie Monster.
>>154422683How else you gonna get that CO air freshener?
>>154422683they're dumb
>>154422683>northtard doesn’t know what a lanai is
>>154422681Gary’s genius is too complex for mere mortals to comprehend
thoughts on this freshie?
>>154422782thoughts on my dick up your moms ass
>>154422562I love how silly stuff like this could happen back in the day
FUCK BOSTON
let's fackin go sabies
>>154422782Pens, lmao.
>>154421792qc, halifax, milwaukee, portland
>>154421634hot
leasternslop is practically unwatchable after the last two nights of besternkino
>>154422839HAKKAA PÄÄLLE!
hate the sunbelt
>>154422863>>154422884>>154422894He’s evolving!
>>154422782Ullmark deserves a better team
>>154422839Achievable natty?
why did mcdavid give up?
>>154422933through hard work and dedication!here's his nemesis
>>154422928Just like my Sorokin
>cami cunt
good evening bros
>>154422928He could've been in a tandem with UPL or Lyon
canadien anthem por que? is buffalo going rogue?
>>154422948He will defeat black cat with the power of Christ
>>154422943Him sitting out would be hilarious.>Edmonton Oilers captain Connor McDavid will be a game-time decision Tuesday night against the Anaheim Ducks in the teams’ Game 5 of their first-round playoff series.>McDavid, who led the NHL in points this season, did not participate in the team’s morning skate ahead of a must-win game for Edmonton.If you ask me he already checkednout with another chance at a meme trophy.>McDavid was nominated Tuesday for the Ted Lindsay Award
she cute
>>154422965Good evening ojvind
>>154422968Buffalo is a coon's hair away from Canada it might as be Toronto suburbs
go sabres
>>154422979>absurd face-to-chin proportions >swarthy>dyed hair>garish makeup>clown lipstickgod damn you have no taste
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
THE HECKIN BLADE GANG!!!!!!
what is this faggy shit
>>154422977nah he's gonna play even if he's hurthe's in the long blameless goodbye with the people of edmonton
The bladee drain gang is in Buffalo?
Good night /hoc/
has tage thompson ever hit anyone
Who are you rooting for bros for me? The Sabres DESU!
buffalo powerplay in other words no scoring the next 2 minutes
>>154423038/hoc/ stands with the Buffalo Sabres.
Boston chimping out early, gonna have a big melty tonight
>McDavid tonight
>>154423053i stand with the boston bruins because i live off of spite
>>154423052remember that time boston scored 3 shorties on the same pk? that was pretty funny
>boo1ns
>ru1ns
>Ru1ns
poo1ns kwab
>Bru1ns
The most dangerous lead
holy hell they finally scored on a pp
>it's over.it's over.
>>154423071The Finn never lies.
>boston's gonna bring their all tonightyeah no lmao
BOSTON IS FINISHED
1/40wew
Uh oh stinky!
>>154423071Finn has the least latency in his stream. Impressive
>>154423084>and by "their all" we meant none of it!
Holy shit Swayman you suck so much, even I make that save
>KWABMAN
pooins puck-watching
is this boston elimination day?
>>154423084He’s just in an earlier time zone than everyone else.
Sabres realized you can score on power plays
>>154423114>REFS... refs... REFS
finally a powerplay goal for fucks sake
I hope buffalo gets swept in the next round. And then it’s another 15 years before they get back to the post season. Fuck that impoverished city and fuck these refs for giving them free penalties
>>154423088we all knew it honestly
>>154423130You're just trying to get in the elimination collage
>>154423130tell your faggot goons to try and play hockey
>>154423130>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEGame's not even over but the melty has begun
arizona took 2 busts before benson...
>>154423130Then the Bruins would be the only team to lose the Sabres in 30 years.
>Panger mistakenly calling them the Bluesbased
bruins in 7
>>154423130lol u mad bro?
>>154423142>bloonslove that game
eyy i'm from bawsstin i'm here for da dunkin dawnuts and red soawx
>>154423142I thought I was hearing things too lmao
comically low bar but the bruins do look better than last game
>>154423130I just want them to get to the Conference Finals to clown on Laffs fans about it. Stanley Cup would be even better but I doubt they can beat the Canes
Don't drag this out Gary, thr other game starts soon.
>>154423154That's more of a new york accent
>>154423158They were down by one within five minutes
The broons better get their best player on the ice and in their hearts
>>154423167eyyy im walkin 'ere!
>>154423133There is no need for a collage, we expect the Bruins to be eliminated. But the Oilers.
>>154423160its still a poorer reflection on yzerman no matter how much you hate the laffs.
DALLAS>SAARSDALLAS>SAARSDALLAS>SAARSDALLAS>SAARS
>>154423164Raped faggot
>>154423130kek keep seething
>>154423169and they still look better than last game even with that, they were that bad last time
>>154423182great post
>>154423174You're underestimating the sheer volume of salt we're about to witness
>>154423131I knew Buffalo was the strongest team in the east. I’m not surprised by this result
>>154423154Imagine an irishman with carbon monoxide poisoning. That's the boston accent
>>154423179
>>1544231851 shot on goal 7 minutes in
>>154423179WINNIPEG>JEETSWINNIPEG>JEETSWINNIPEG>JEETSWINNIPEG>JEETS
>>154423171You talk in’ to me?
>>154423182elite post
Fun fact: If the Sabres win this game then the Colorado Avalanche will have the longest current streak of never winning a playoff series on home ice since 2008 vs the Wild.
>>154423174Game 1 was the collage. Now it’s just depressing
PING
Hey /hoc/, all of us Vancouver Canucks fans would really appreciate a John Garrett edition for the next thread. I know the Canucks aren't in the playoffs but he was a big deal for all us fans growing up.
lol u tk him 2da bar|?
SSSSSSSAAAAAAVE
>>154423195im talkin to yer mudda! badda bing!
>>154423193you nearly memed a bruins goal with this post kek
>>154423206kill yourself trb
why dont goalies wear this style helmet anymore?
>>154423226>>154423226>>154423226New
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>>154423217lol remember when that was an incomprehensible degree of illiteracy worth joking about for years
