>Friday, 1st MayLeeds vs. Burnley>Saturday, 2nd MayBrentford vs. West HamWolves vs. SunderlandNewcastle vs. BrightonArsenal vs. Fulham>Sunday, 3rd MayBournemouth vs. PalaceMan United vs. LiverpoolVilla vs. Tottenham>Monday, 4th MayChelsea vs. ForestEverton vs. Man City
Got a feeling that Brighton beat Newcastle
Kevin De Bruyne: 20 assists 17 from open play. Thierry Henry: 20 assists 20 from open play. Bruno Fernandes: 19 ASSISTS 10 FROM OPEN PLAY.
Gonna see a 7 goal thriller tonight with Bayern vs PSG and then a 0-0 slurper tomorrow with Arsenal vs Atletico.
this is the thread
>>154416077Why did nobody talk about open play assists before this season?
>>154416088Because no one really gave a shit about assists until the pro-United media needed a positive for United who are shit
An elite cross coming from a corner or a free kick is just as worthy of being labeled an assist, if not more.
>>154416059Why are all the good games on Sunday and Monday?
>>154416088We talk about Arselel and goals from open play. We can talk about Yanited and assists from open play, lil bro
>>154416098Assists have been an important statistic since Messi
>>154416102I agree. If assists from set pieces are so easy, why is Fernandes the only one exploiting them? Doesn't make sense.
>>154416107They are an important statistic, but not a cool one so no one gives a shit.
>>154416113So if I assisted you into getting a gf, would that not be a good?
>>154416088You didn't have 16+ teams emulating Tony Pulis
>Brighton plan Europe’s first purpose-built women’s football stadium>10,000-capacity venue will sit next to Amex Stadium*squints* i think all that'll do is take up space for expanding brighton's stadium
So Bruno only has 9 assists this season?
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What a lovely Sunday match! I sure how /epl/ doesn't become an unusable wasteland.
>>154416153man really said he finds that type of porn "hot"
>>154416144Does Brighton fill out their stadium at current capacity?
this is where Brighton women should play
>>15441615110 assists from open play as of yesterday :")
>>154416168What happens in this area
>>154416174kek this Indian thinks 19 - 10 = 10, KEK!
>>154416196Bit racist innit
>>154416201they're supposed to be good at maths
>>154416211Thought that was the Chinese
My Top 5 Premier League Goalkeepers This Season 1. Donnarumma2. Raya3. Lammens4. Kelleher5. Dubravka
my irrelevant rankings to shove my fave man u player in there even though i don't watch football
>>154416239Lammens is arguably the 2nd best signing of the season behind Cherki. Completely transformed that team. >>154416249Sour grapes.
Here's the top 10 :)
>>154416267>Kelleher top 3sounds about right
>>154416158match thread pic
>Lammens is arguably the 2nd best signing of the season behind Cherki. Completely transformed that team.
I find the seethe about Senne Lammens interesting because he's the least controversial player in the league.
>>154416294I think it's more to do with United customers overhyping the white Onana
Lisandro Martinez is arguing the 2nd best CB of all time behind Beckenbauer. Completely transformed that club.
>>1544163021. Did we ever find out where blud was actually going?2. Did blud ever come back?
>>154416302>arguing Yup that sounds about Desi
>>154416284Conceded more goals than ArsenalConceded more goals than CityConceded more goals than Liverpool Conceded more goals than VillaConceded more goals than BrightonConceded more goals than ChelseaConceded more goals than EvertonConceded more goals than SunderlandConceded more goals than PalaceConceded more goals than Forest (Relegation Battle)
>>154416111maybe they have the best tall players?
>>154416332Yanited customers will never fail to amaze me with how much they peddle BS
>>154416376Yeah
Bruno has a fuckton of chances created from open play though
>much chances createdsounds like Shartz cope
>>154416332pretty retarded to look at what he's conceded, not how good he's been at saving shots
>the Portuguese Ward-ProwseShameless from the Munichs
>>154416418you could say chances created means more than assists because it's not about what your teammates do when you give it to them
>>154416168kek
>>154416332>Conceded more goals than Arsenal>Conceded more goals than City>Conceded more goals than Liverpool >Conceded more goals than Villa>Conceded more goals than Brighton>Conceded more goals than Chelsea>Conceded more goals than Everton>Conceded more goals than Sunderland>Conceded more goals than Palace>Conceded more goals than Forest (Relegation Battle)warra striker, he's a striker right? don't tell me that's a goalie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DJztXj2GPfk
>>154416578kek
>paddy is still seething an entire day laterlmao
Grim, who does this on a train?
>>154416650Liverpool plastics are eternal seethers
>>154416667Jota's funeral.
Casemiro fleeced your club for millions and you clowns love him for it KEK
>>154416689>Picking your toesIs this an India thing?
lol lmao even
>>154416239Henderson and Roefs deserve a shout out as well. Maybe instead of Lammens and Dubravka.
>>154416764Salah has brought every major trophy available to Liverpool. That fat waste of space Casameme has won nothing.
>>154416764"Washed" Salah has more goal contributions than Casemiro, Cunha, Sesko and Mbeumo. In 10 less games. But let's not bring that up.
>>154416793Hold on now, Unc took em to the Europa League final!
>>154416772Maybe not a big club but I can definitely see a decent offer for him. I'm actually surprised Sels is still at Forest too, speaking of keepers. After last season I thought Forest might cash in on him considering he's 34 and had a relatively great season. And Flekken who I thought would stay got sold to Leverkusen instead iirc.
Why has Slot allowed half the team to have a couple days break? Do they know we have a match on weekend. Could go 3rd by beating manure away ffs. Bald twat
>>154416689Quintessentially canadian
wtf Hillsborough victims on a mad one itt. very sad to see!
>>154416842The consequences of Man United vs Liverpool this Sunday:Any result>/epl/ is unusable for at least a week
>>154417076warra trophy!
>>154417035That's true. Dubravka is 37 for example. Lammens and Roefs are some of the youngest at 23. Kinda crazy to think about. What's also crazy is that Sanchez is only 28. Always thought he was in his 30s. Liverpool's third choice keeper, Woodman is apparently older than him lol.
>>154417098let them have it, it's been tough since finishing 15th and bottling to Spuds
>>154417075*Hillsborough perpetrators
>the pressure of playing for Man United
>>154417118Agreed. Donnarumma was kinda the same as well. I think he got popular when he was only like 20. Then PSG bought him and he won the Champions League by contributing a shit ton in that season. Lammens is doing really well all things considered. I wouldn't say he's been excellent but knowing how rocky United can be, and his predecessors being Onana and Bayindir, he looks amazing by comparison. Definitely wouldn't consider him bad by any stretch though. And the whole Sunderland squad feels like they're punching above their weight. Part of me wants to see Roefs in a different team to see if he's the real deal but I also want that squad to stay together for the most part and improve on what they have already.
>>154416059>Bruno still cryingKEK
people go on and on about chelsea circling the referee, but to me the far more bizarre play involving an official was when Bruno got a forearm shiver on the back from a red before a penalty kick
>>154417375doesn't get talked about quite enough
>>154416689bro has zero self awareness
do you guys think it's possible that just being a gun ho hell for leather manager like kompany or luis enrique with their respective squads and just encouraging all out attacks while eschewing risks kind of possibly sets you up better mentally for a late season run, and that maybe arteta's opposite approach starting from negativity instead of positivy maybe is the reason why they are so emtionally drained all the time?probably not but it's a fun idea to entertain i think
>>154418897Of course it is, you don't just suddenly pull PMA out of your arse like a magician. Negative managers are just cowards and it translates to the players.
>>154418396bro is a paki
>>154420471yeah he is which is why he's giving that grooming smile to the camera
Sick of matches being spread across multiple different channels lads.
>>154416354Then why doesnt the team with the best tallest players exploit this every season?The mental gymnastics wont help you. An assist is an assist.
i think harry kane is probably at least as good as di stefano ever was
>>154420602Pay for the quality broadcasts of the world's greatest /sp/ort, sir
>Kane doing shit all apart from the penalty will be glossed overBiggest stat padder in the history of the sport. His "titles" mean as much as Georgie Samaras' rainy la ligas
what a game that was>arsenal vs athleticoyeah shan't
>>154421236Like having a porterhouse steak and glass of domaine romanee and finishing it with a pile of dogshit sprinkled with aids
>>154421351Are you an English journalist by chance? He did nothing
>>154421236Yet Arsenal will winWe know how football works
>>154421464>A penCan you even remember the assist? Because I can't
>Manure thought they could get Sir Harold Kane
>>154421327>Like having a porterhouse steak and glass of domaine romanee and finishing it with a pile of dogshit sprinkled with aidst. nonce
what's wrong with liverpool fans
holy shit calling casemiro a meme shitter really got to him huh
What was the champions league match like? Any refballing?
>>154421846It's a slugfest out there on the roads bros
>>154421846Based White Man taking no shit
Looks like someone got banned.
>>154421946Probably posted slags in the bayern matchy. Mods are fags.
>>154421862PSG got a VARd penalty that by the letter of the law shouldn't have been given. The ball deflected off the players body and onto his arm. Meaning he had no time to react. Also, the femoid linesman kept calling offside even when it wasn't. VAR actually had to overrule her once.
>>154422030Was she cute?
>>154421539We don't sign our posts here
>>154422030Second time they've benefited from that kind of thing isn't it?
>>154422107Negative >>154422134French teams often do
That champions league game is vintage premier league football but without the defending
Unc still got it
Dave merked by the mods Mods must've been playing with 10 men like Everton and Newcastle
>>154422246You posted this here >>154421687Methinks you are ban evading?
>>154422246Based Casemiro >>154422267Nah I just liked the image so decided to repost. Im not the guy who got banned. Why does this image upset you so much?
>>154422246Fucking Hell Mo Salah is SHIT>>154422285Because it exposes his Egyptian Queen
Speaking of shit players. How's this for £135M?
>>154422246Mohammad Trannah clock it x
Tranny from Manny in the binIn the bin just like they turned on Carrick after the loss against Leeds (yes Man U lost against Leeds) until they flip flopped and now love him himIn the bin just like turned on Amorim after he left and acted like they never thought finishing 15th was a good thingIn the bin like Mancunians going bin sniffing
>>154422335As Mike Breen would say, "BANG! BANG'"
>>154422285>replied.to himself Kek what a samefag
>>154422373hairline status?
Liversissy EXPOSED as a thin skinned little bitch after announcing that he reports posts. More to follow. It's not our fault that Salah is shit mind you.
no one ever said they report posts, someone seems very upset after ban evading. or is it because your meme club lost twice this season to 10 men, mind you?
>>154422449>>154422463Give it a rest liversissy
Who's coming to the meetup?? :DD
>>154422463Boomed him right back to Israel with that one
Me! Me! Me!
>>154422494on my wae
>>154422519Why do they all look like that?
>>154422554Scouse DNA
Liversissy got banned (lol)
>>154422728Jannies Jota'd that freak
Just absolutely jota’d my slot, left wirtz stains all over it and had to have an isak to wash them away
Mental how Slot's nonstop slop flops have been completely ignored when usually the media loves to talk about the worst transfers of the season
>needing a hip replacement even after retiring and is still 34yogrim
>>154424018fucking ell poor ladwas always a good fellajust shame about injuriesbut he wasnt a mercenaryhe was a good ladtake lamela any day over deez cretins rn
>>154423560Kekkkkkkkk
>>154424018Grim, hope he recovers
>>154416077>Thierry Henry: 20 assists 20 from open play.nope, the sky intern who put that graphic together got that wrong and every retard zoomer like you blindly believes it
>>154422728Thought the posts seemed better
spurs cannot possibly have any more injuries, everyone is already hurtthis is the season, they are going down
>>154416144>performatively building a stadium
>>154418897I think it's easier to adjust to going behind. Bayern went three goals down and didn't have to change their game plan at all. Just keep attacking.if Arsenal go behind then they have to change a lot, which is disruptive.
>>154426378West Ham might keep them up
Can see Bayern getting to the UCL final. PSG only leading by 1 goal going into the Allianz is not enough when both teams are glass cannons. Yabba Dabba Doo is genuinely psychological torture.
>Glenn Hoddle reveals he asked for the Tottenham job after seeing 'bad signs' during Igor Tudor's time at the club Poor bloke is on death's door yet prepared to step foot outside and try something to help Spurs. What a legend
>>154428481Spurs fans must have done terrible things in their previous lives.Hmmm...
>>154428481Unfortunately for Hoddle, Eileen Drewery is dead
>>154422246Older than all of them :(
>>154426733true, also psg seems to have some minor injuries, not sure if their whole squad is fit for the return leg.i am also not sure how can they sustain this level of fitness when they play like this every week, maybe it's the league uhn, maybe it's a big squad, who knows...
everyones bigging up the 5-4 but Spurs have paved the way for this level of dog shit defending all season and don't get any praise
>>154428481glenn hoddle as managermatt le tissier for assistantschizoball will save spurs
30 years to the day since "i will love it"
>>154429098true and factual.exquisite thread this has become btw, imagine if the jannies actually cared.
>All clubs would be required to have at least one homegrown under-21 player on the pitch at all times under a radical plan being considered by Fifa. >Fifa's idea, which could even apply to U20 players instead of U21, would have a potentially seismic impact on clubs' transfer policy, team selections and even on coaches' decisions on which players to substitute.
>>154429445By the way this will cover league football, not just internationals
Manuel Poogarte
>>154429445>and even on coaches' decisions on which players to substitute.Ohhh noooooooo one of the manager's slim pickings of a nine-man bench will have to use one of the destitute team's five subtitutions.
>>154425012zoomers love arguing about things they didn't actually experience and only know about based on one dubious source, it's like their reason for living
>>154429445Stupid idea, won't work. >All clubs would be required to have at least one homegrown under-21 player on the pitch at all timesAND on the bench seems ridiculous. They'd have to be like-for-like otherwise you'll be burning subs, having to make two to replace a 19-year-old winger going off and bringing on a 20-year-old left back then subbing off the other positions with above-age players accordingly. Too complicated. >>154429462While I'm sure some will appreciate the mong incel take, in future keep it to yourself.
I'd Do Anything to Keep Spurs Up (but I Won't Protest)
>Manchester United employee Gary Neville raises huge new concerns over Man Utd appointing Michael Carrick It's over....
>>154429510he's right, Carrick did bottle against 10 men
>>154429501Put your wig back on I'm mocking the attempt to make FIFA's proposal sound like its some radical game changer.
Quiz question. What manchester united signing were these in response to
>>154429003Yes. Also, Hakimi and Kvaratskhelia got injured in the 1st leg.
Liversissy is evading his ban. Shame because the thread was becoming usable.
>>154429621see >>154429456
Thoughts and prayer for whatever happened in Golders Green. I'll give it 5 booms.
>>154429621take your pick over overpriced shitters
>>154429688700m for Antony and a 17 year old Somali Grimmola
Ruben Shomrim
>>154429688Mad how liverpool spent that much in one window and slipped down the league.
>>154429800yeah liverpool shouldn't have signed antony or hojlund
https://x.com/i/status/2049096325254283309>brighton womeme club's social media resorting to AIslop for their planned stadium
/mug/ weekend
He makes me proud to be unc
>>154429688>30m for big zirk
Sexo will be United's starting ST by next season but with United (hopefully) going back to play CL next season, they'll still need depth up there. I wonder what's the plan for that position. Might be mental from me but I hope either Hojlund or Zirk can stay around as depth but I'll understand if they want to be starters elsewhere. If that's the case they need to be sold, no more loan, so the money can be used for other position. Getting lewy on free to start from the bench could be kino though.
>>154429688>antony 85m>mason mount 60m>yoro 60mthis is just comical
>>154429865Deserved
>Dave admits to being a 35+ year old crossdresser Grim life, man should have a family and his own home and a career for himself.Although I wouldn't trust him around children with how he stuck up for his pal, David Coote the Premier League nonce referee
>>154429955>25 defensive contributions How the FUCK is he doing that at 34
He makes me proud to be a Forest fan :DD
>>154429990play for a SHIT club that can't keep the ball?
>>154429992we need more of this, suspicious how only manure "accolades" ever get posted. don't see any fans of the other 19 clubs do this >>154429996kek
Sorry not allowed to talk about football now. Liversissy doesnt like it.
>>154429865Soul>>154430000>united fans show more support for their players Uhm... BASED.
>>154430036I dread to think how much of a melty this ban evading freak is going to have when Livertroon lose on Sunday...
shame, thread was usable after the typical midnight mantroony melty
>>154430081Dave needs to get jailed like Amrit and /epl/ would be saved
>>154430036Kek>>154430069That part x
>>154429638This one rattled him
>>154430105KEK, ANOTHER transitioner anon?
>>154430105Why does this keep happening
>>154429456>Manuel Poogarteshouldnt av posted diss always gets inna hissy fit
>>154429638>>154430107TRVTH NVKE
>>154430105Oh no no no no no no heterosexualbros.....
>>154430105how much do u wanna bet he was under 5'5
>>154430105Transchester Dilated isn't just a meme
>>154430105what causes men to do this? watch him seethe for the rest of the night thanks to this
>>154429507Their 75th minute walkout was very successful
>>154430069Thread is already unusable because liversissy anticipates the loss
>>154430081>shame, thread was usable after the typical midnight mantroony meltyyup
>>154430081Notice how that tranny from Manny freak always LOVES to copy what was said earlier, Indians really are unoriginal
>>154430164tru dat we been knew man u are shite (15th place club btw)not looking forward to the game tonight
>>154430172Simeone v Arteta has slurper written all over it.
>>154429638Liversissy called out at 13:13:17>>154430081Liversissy copies the post at 14:19:24 and samefags
>>154430180We all know Liversissy is the problem. Notice how he posts while everyone else is at work.
>>154430180E X P O S E D
>>15443017215th KEK
>>154430164Wham bam thank you ma'am and xhe copied againDavina just can't hack the football banterDavina just can't hack the bait
>>154430205As Mike Breen would say, "BANG! BANG!"
>>154430172Arsenal WILL win and you WILL like it
>>154430205why can't seskshit stay in front of his man
>>154430205Lovely bitta curl on that luv x
If I was liversissy I would probably also deflect to last season too.
>talk about footy >davina ruins it with his schizo characters
>>154430205Beautiful banger>>154430245Wrong
>>154430245KEK
United getting humbled in Europe next season btw
>>154430276How will they cope with 3 weeks rest between games?
>The last time a Big Six club finished 15th or belowManchester United 2024/25Spurs 2024/25Manchester City 2005/06Chelsea 1987/88Arsenal 1975/76Liverpool 1953/54
>>154430294Spurs and Man U are midtable clubs
>>154430294damn nigga
>>154430245Yeah I don't get why last night's match is being so praised, the defending was nearly nil, it wasn't especially entertaining. Think people are lying about how great it was really.
>>154430352Football is about attackingDefending isn't glamorous
>Solanke's season is overPlease get flusheddddd
>>154430294The only time Tran U will top a table
>>154430180I didn't think Liversissy was real but this has proven me wrong.
>>154430391part status? that
>>154430235Why? Are they not doing well this season? They broke the transfer record twice in the summer so I assumed they had already won...
>>154430205Absolute BANGERRRRRRRRR
>>154430294>>The last time a Big Six club finished 15th or below>Manchester United 2024/25>Spurs 2024/25>Manchester City 2005/06>Chelsea 1987/88>Arsenal 1975/76>Liverpool 1953/54Chat is this true?
>>154430470ask grok
>>154430294>>The last time a Big Six club finished 15th or below>Manchester United 2024/25>Spurs 2024/25>Manchester City 2005/06>Chelsea 1987/88>Arsenal 1975/76>Liverpool 1953/54@GROK is this real? Or is this fantasy?
>>154430384>Solanke's season is overHOWLINGAll these fake injuries. None of the players want their fingerprints on this nonsense
>>154430488>Romero>XaviThey are all 100% faking it. It lowers their resale value
>>154430180LIVERSISSY BODIED WITH FACTS AND LOGIC
>Kobbie Mainoo is handed 650% PAY-RISE as his family head for Man United contract signing - in a remarkable turnaround after squad's lowest-paid player looked set to leave Mainoo's bent them FULLY over
>>154430488kek true>>154430522kek true
>>154430522From 100k a week to 650k a week, fucking grim
>>154430245If Arsenal get through to the final and one of these hacks plays that Angeball against them, Arse will actually win a trophy this season. Makes me feel so glum thinking about it.>>154430352It's just tards, JFs, and casuals, who only care about goals, don't understand defence and can't appreciate a clean sheet. Cunts that jizz in their pants thinking about striker vs striker when it's just comparing stats because the players barely interact on the pitch, rather than striker vs defenders where there's actual tactical battles to watch and enjoy.
Can someone redpill me on Liversissy. Why does he spend all day spamming /epl/?
>>154430627t. tranny from manny
>>154430627Liversissy is an infamous homosexual liverpool fan who spends all day posting in /epl/ due to his lack of employment. The video attached shows Liversissy's war cry as he raises the spirits of Liverpool fans this season!
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS ANYBODY SEEN LIVERSISSY??!!
>>154430627Idk much about Liverpoolfaggot or whatever his name is but FUCKKKKKK that's got to be goal of the season.
>>154430643>>154430655ZESTYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
>>154430627Corrrr top fackin bins
>>154430205now the tran u customer has copied this and will be samefagging his own, fallen for the bait again o deary me
>>154430627There is no "Liversissy", it's just a figment of your imagination. There's a few Liverpool fans that pop up in here from time to time from Ireland and UK. There's slightly more Arsenal fans that pop up in here from Australia, Kuwait, UK and USA. There's a couple Man Utd fans from South East Asia and one schizo (homosexual named Dave) from the UK (You can see this from the amount of pro-Man United malarkey that gets spammed, meanwhile nothing from other clubs does). There's a Brighton fan that pops up. There's a City fan that used to post about Starboy Saka. There's a couple Spurs fans. There's a couple Chelsea fans too, one from Norway and one from the UK.
>>154430627What is Tranisson doing blud
>>154430683BASEDgonna keep reposting this one for you
>>154430627GOLAZOOOOOOOOOO
>>154430643>>154430655KEK IS THAT ACTUALLY LIVERSISSY? Looks the sort of fella to make seethe posts on /epl/ all day tbqh.
>>154430627got em bubblin in dublin with this one
>>154430683True but you forgot the north east
>>154430627This what the young fellas call a "worldie"
>>154430683TRVTHNVKE
>>154430719>bubblin in dublin with this one
Might do an early sissybake.
>>154430683Notice the biblical melty from "Dave" after this one.
>>154430627Trans Dyke aura defending...
>>154430747Bro is gonna get feinted to the Pennines by Bruno on Sunday.
>>154430627Sure! I can help you with your genuine question, inquisitive /epl/ anon!See the video attached for Liversissy. As you can see, he IS NOT very happy right now.
>exactly 1 minute apartNow THAT'S what I like to call a samefag meltyIf only Manure players had this much passion they wouldn't be losing to 10 men
>>154430781any idea what caused this breakdown? was it the manuel Poogarte again
>>154430787Either that or this >>154430683
>>154430627What is he doing blud. Virgil van Ice Spice.
>>154430781That's truly pathetic, would expect this from a Spuds fan
>everyone coming together to body liversissy>he thinks its samefagging >oh deary deary meThis >>154430627 has caused irreparable damage to the pool of liver.BTW, anybody going to the game on sunday? Tried getting tickets but its sold out already.
>>154430781>11m ago>10>9>8>7>6>5>4>3>2>1Love to see this level of gotten to
>>154430781bruv needs to log off
>>154430627If liversissy was a football player he would be called Seething Gerrard
>>154430719>bubblin in dublinKekd
https://www.youtube.com/live/VwmF4yynF8wNow you remember Lys Mousset
>>154430781what causes this behaviour
>>154430781This is why /ars/ is better.
>>154430765Remember that time Lisandro Martinez (5'2") dropped a headed goal on "the man mountain" lmao
>>154430812Leave Spurs out of this
>>154430781pure mental illness
>>154430627Characterfaggotry aside this is a really good goal
>>154430781Dave should be banned
>>154430816Im going but the tickets sold out quick. Got mine for about £130.
>>154430781now that's what i like to call a headloss, better here than the streets I guess
>>154430781Weirdo behaviour desu
Is Liverpool a boring club?
>>154430846fuck off back there then>>154430781so the tranny tiktok poster loves talking to himself eh?
>>154430781Can the Jannies not do anything about that self replying
>>154430781Wouldn't expect anything less from a man on the dole
>154430781Gonna be funny when this anon gets banned for "off topic" posting and is exposed as a liverissy samefag. What time is kick off for the Brentford game this weelend, lads? Thinking of watching at the pub with my wife.
how the fuck did they let Mainoo win?
>>154430627On topic football posting with football webm. >>154430781Off topic (bannable offence) and has no football webm.
>>154430907650k per week btw for a teen that puts the mid in midfielder
>>154430781Man needs sectioning
>>1544308983 of those posts are mine.
>>1544309342 of them are mine too lmao
Jannies can you hear me this place is in trouble
Jannies need to step in and get the Mainoo deal blocked
>>154430781Redditors need attention
>>154430949We hear you. We see you. We don't care.
ACTUAL FOOTBALL NEWS FOR THE /EPL/ THREAD>mainoo new contract>valid until June 2031>150k per week
>The FA have handed Mykhailo Mudryk a four-year ban. Now being appealed in CAS.
>>154430959>>154430962Based football conversationalists
arsenal winning tonight >>154430781dave is a sad lonely freak what do you expect
>complains about samefagging>samefagsThe liversissy cries as he strikes you.Now watch this goal.
>>154430959He's been on 20k a week all this time? They've also pulled his pants down with 150k, spuds/pool would have easy given him 250.
>Mainoo bent over his boyhood clubKEK
>>154430959>ACTUAL [...] NEWSOLDs actually >>154430522
>>154430781Who even has the time of day to do something like this
>>154430983He was on 20k because he came through the academy. 150k seems about right because INEOS have said multiple times they dont want to pay any new contracts over 250k per week. When Casemiro leaves this summer, Fernandes will be the only exception.
Mainoo with the commonly-seen contract contest between Manchester United and Free Agent
>>154430627He didn't like this. Check the reply times on his post. While we're all at work mind you.
>>154430781expecting another since mainoo just kwabbed his own club for more wonga
liversissy replied to his own post 20 times to own his internet boyfriend dave
>>15443100120k is peanuts for a kid who scores the winner in an FA cup final and starts in the knockout stages of a major international tournament. Is his agent his brother?
>>154430781 grimness>>154430522even grimmer
>>154431036>le Caicedo face
>Mainoo >Elanga>Shoretire>Hannibal>Kwambala>Ramzani>Laird>Greenwood>Chong>Angel Gomes>Fosu-Mensah>Tuanzebe>RashfordI'm noticing a pattern
I can't believe Mainoo won
Blackchester United extending the contract of brave Lion KOBBIE Mainoo
>Mainpoo
Can we fix our general's broken heart
Mainoo: >I have a 3-high Sir Jim Ratcliffe: >Fold
>>154430781>walks into /epl/>sees this>leaves
Mainoo:>wagwan bru-Jim Rat>Oh my god BLM I kneel here's your new contract the face of Manchester United
Comprehensive Sissy Melty.
>>154431045
>>154431053>>Mainoo >>Elanga>>Shoretire>>Hannibal>>Kwambala>>Ramzani>>Laird>>Greenwood>>Chong>>Angel Gomes>>Fosu-Mensah>>Tuanzebe>>Rashford>>I'm noticing a patternwhat pattern?
>>154430781This is depressing even for 4chan
>>154431149Very English players
>>154431129What caused it? Haven't seen him samefag this bad before.
>>154430781bro really sat there for 11 minutes replying to himself, talk about worked
>>154431180Reality has dawned upon him.
>>154431252Would be kino
>>154431252no hatty KWAB
>>154431270Bro just posted his own L
>>154430962I hope he wins his case with CAS. Mudryk is not that type of player
>>154431300I'm saving it KEK truly the lowest IQ fanbase
>>154431320that part>>154431313Mudryk is a retard
An uninterrupted 40 minute samefagging session from Liversissy. He's genuinely insane.We need more actual football posters like >>154430959>>154430962
>>154431313then what type of a player he is?because for me he does seem exactly like the type of player to think he can get away with PEDs, whether intentionally or unintentionally.
>>154431381a knuckledragger
>>154431341fake news, here's real news
>>154431447fucking grim
>>154431341Fucking hell
>>154431270You do know the match hasn't happend yet, right?
football..?
>>154431341the jannies will surely earn their wages and clean this up
>>154431447jammies wya jammy
>>154430907>He's as dogshit as he's always been>Interim coach Carrick thinks he's good>Better give him a 5 year contract
>>154431341first thing i see when entering epl
>>154431341nice screencap that doesn't mean anything, faggot
>>154431686I didn't think much of it myself, but seeing how mad you are changed my mind.
>>154431769he does seem a bit angry
>>154431686Kek bodied that mong
>>154431341>hop on epl after work>see this>turn off pc
>>154430781>>154431447>hop on /epl/ after work>see this>go outside
Hull City can make the play offs as long as they beat Norwich and Wrexham don't beat Middlesbrough
>>154431341this screenshot proves a lot and i believe it without further comment
>>154431906Hope they do it. Fuck Redditham.
Not sure who I want up with the Cov lads. Miwaw is the only one I can say for sure, but the other remaining one has pros and cons.>BoroWould be 90s kino with three NE teams again, but they aren't a new one and it wasn't that long ago when they were last promoted.>WrexhamWould be a new one and would get absolutely raped, but they're Wrexham.>UllHas been a while and mauled is a good lad, but they seem to lack something that makes them cool.Anyone else I'm not interested.
>>154432023>>154432062Pray for my Tigers pls
>>154432062All four would finish 20th, at least Millwall being above Spurs would be funny.
Millwall banging Manure would be kino
>>154432023>Fuck Redditham.they're already going down to the EFL what more can you ask for
>>154432101Hull would stay up. They've got that tiger in them.
>>154432133I wish
amazing how usable this thread is without dave the tranny around. wrexham CAN'T come up, the Prem would be even more insufferable with Rob "Mac" and Deadpool
>>154432339Glad he fucked off.They're going up anyway, it's rigged and the league wouldn't miss out on more Hollywood drama.
>>154432101>we won't get millwall v spurs next season
>sissysaar is still seethinglol
>>154432062Wrexham would be good because they'd sign Rashford and Jobe Bellingham, then get relegated on 4 points
>>154432403>scousaarThat's fucking diabolical KEKd
>>154431341wtf
BREAKING NEWS>Tottenham Hotspur have a collab with Peppa Pig!ps. fuck liversissy for ruining this general
>>154433358kek
who will be the happier with this 0-0 result so far, luis enrique or arne slot?
>>154433476>getting relegated >best players blown acl>announce peppa collab Spurs is hilarious man
>>154433646Arne Slut will be pulling his hair out rn
>>154433476They already deleted their merch from earlier in the season which made fun how of people call them 'Spursy'. Us with decent memorties remember this happened but if a link must be posted: https://www.sportbible.com/football/football-news/tottenham-hotspur/tottenham-t-shirt-club-shop-980191-20260307
>>154433476Im starting to see Spurs as more of a family family friendly franchise than a football club. No doubt kids will love the Peppa Pig merch but the diehard match goers are probably seething.
>>154434258>the diehard match goers are probably seethingOne thing's for sure - they won't protest about it.
>>154416082He weren't far off
>the city of Robbie Savage
>>154436699Kek
>even UEFA are breaking their own rules to stop arsenal from winning Jej
are current day arsenal the most unlikeable team in the history of sport?
>>154436770Arteta is easily the most unlikable. SAF could be a right cunt, but at least he won things. Arteta is just a smug gimp who thinks he's solved football by playing Pulisball with a billion pound squad and winning fuck all.
Told you all it would be 1-1. Glad I didn't waste my time with that shit. If there was a way to eliminate Arsenal AND Atletico I would.
>>154431341...
>>154437156>If there was a way to eliminate Arsenal AND Atletico I would.It's called the final
Have Arsenal even played against a decent side in Europe this season?
>>154437789Does Manchester City count?
>>154437740Neither of them should be in the final
>>154437789An Arsenal highlight for me was when they thanked Man United for beating Man City and "winning them the title" only for Man United to also beat Arsenal the following week.
Peppa Pig has reportedly done her ACL in training and will be out for the rest of the season.
'A Chelsea Cup-Tie, Stamford Bridge' (1923) by Charles Ernest Cundall(Manchester Art Gallery)
>>154437789Bayern MunichBeat them as well
>Ashley Young has announced his retirement from professional football after over 22 years in the sport
>>154443541Amazed he hadn't retired already.
>>154441847Not a very good painting
>>154443558Last I remember from him was when he wanted to play a match against his son. The opposition manager declined to sub him on because Everton had kept the match too competitive for him to make a charity sub then everyone got all arsey with him
>>154443581Kek, Everton v Peterborough last year: https://news.sky.com/story/everton-vs-peterborough-ashley-young-gutted-after-son-left-on-bench-for-fa-cup-tie-13286418Shows how good the younger Young is, he's been playing seventh tier football this season.
>>154443541>today i learned he's being paid 30kpw in championship from Ipswich fans
Scotty Parker binned: https://burnleyfootballclub.com/content/club-statement-scott-parkerWho will be the next club to take on this top-flight fraud?
>>154443671Any EFL team wanting to get promoted should get him and immediately spit him out after they get promoted. Modern day Warnock
>Scott Parker leaves Burnley after relegation from Premier League >The iconic Spurs player departs by mutual consent with his assistant Mike "Michael" Jackson taking over for the final four games of the season
If someone else relegated Bumley and Scott Parker was available (like literally two years ago) he'd be the obvious choice to take them back up. Yoyo clubs need to bin their managers after promotion instead.
>>154443795Has enough experience of battling relegation, why don't Spurs get him in?
Slippy G last seen in Turf Moor car park
>>154443817He's obvious wrexham-bound if they can't get promoted this season
>Former Tottenham manager Mauricio Pochettino says he is "really sad" to see the "suffering" as the club fight to avoid relegation from the Premier League.>Pochettino managed Spurs from 2014 to 2019 and took them to the Champions League final, but was sacked after a poor start to the following season.>Tottenham are 18th in the table, two points from safety with four games to play.>"I really love Tottenham," Pochettino told The Overlap's Stick to Football podcast.>"It's going to be a part of my life, an important part of my life as a coach, my personal life too. It's really sad because I know how the people are suffering there, inside the club and also the fans. It's difficult to accept."
ANDWE'RE LIVEThis morning to tell you that Man Dilated are a grim little club
>>154444075he ain't finna like this one
>>154444066He embodies the Tottenham spirit of supposedly caring but not actually getting involved in any way to do something about it
>>154443795>Micheal JacksonI knew that he was still alive and hiding
>>154441046Fucking kek, tottenham are finished
>>154443795>Mike "Michael" Jacksonhow did he get that nickname?
>>154444234because Michael is the long form name for Mike and it's a post ironic kind of nickname to give him
>>154444193Smart move.
>CONFIRMED: Kobbie Mainoo has signed a new contract at Manchester United until June 2031
>>154443671Chris Coleman in absolute shambles rn
>>154431341why did he do this
>>154444726that'll be 600kpw + tip
>>154444726Get him on the plane
>>154443795hee hee
Are English people afraid of the sun?
>>154445412Just don't want skin cancer
Reminder that Yoro turned down Real Madrid when he knew United were interested and Obi-Martin dropped Arsenal for the bright lights of OT when he knew United wanted him
>>154445528Liversissy wont like this. Not allowed to say good things about United
>>154445528turned out well for him, could've been a team that finished 2nd at Real playing with the best players in the world but he preferred finishing 15th under the bright lights at the Theatre of Memes
>Dave online to ruin another thread with his tranny obsession
Manure customers forever the victims
>>154445412No but Llorente is a smart fella
>>154445542You was right. Three seethe posts straight after this comment.
>>154445542called it
>>154416072Because they're the better team in all respects or because Brighton are pushing for European spots and in great form while the Troon Army have nothing to play for?
>>154445412Only Liverpool fans haha #banter
>>154416144Master stroke by Bloom and Barber>>154416165Yes but people tend to leave early because transport is shit>>154426392I imagine it'll be used for events while not impacting the Amex and also for the academy to gain stadium experience. Meaning the Brighton academy is even more attractive to upcoming young talent and well developed for playing in the Premier League. On top of that once all that land is owned it'll be a lot easier to expand the Amex without tricky planning permissions. I believe the goal is 40k at some point to host England games. Brighton is obviously a big draw for international matches as it's the closest decent stadium to mainland Europe with good connections via Gatwick and the Newhaven ferry.Northern clubs please suck my cock.
>>154445707How many euro28 games are you hosting?
>>154445707No one cares about your bent faggot southern poofter nonce club or its shit stadium. Now sell your best players to the god six like a good little cuck
Man United's twitter account hasn't made any tribute video for Youngy's retirement because they're still busy hyping Mainoo's extension :(
>>154445707>Building another stadium on top of the Amex will make it easier to expand the AmexImpressive cope here
>>154434258>Im starting to see Spurs as more of a family family friendly franchise than a football club
>>154445684>Because they're the better team in all respects this seasonftfy
