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Cubs win!!!!!!!
This thread brought to you by Tillamook Cheese. If it ain't Tillamook, it ain't cheese
>>154416150go on
For what they are worth now, the Padres franchise deserve a better city.
>>154416150I'm a Sargento guy.
>>154416160Shut the fuck up Fuwawa
>>154416167Me too. Go Mets and please pound my ass
>>154416167I've been told that stuff ain't cheese
Mendoza is fired before or after the ASG?
>perfect man for cubs girls
>>154416150Holy based!>>154416167Disturbingly cringe!
>>154416167Me too except the sliced stuff
Who's the sore loser at this moment?
>>154416246The playoff teams below da rox and sox.
a lot of teams look really dumb for not putting $100m on the table for murakami
Braves baseball is back on the menu
Everyone ready for another Mets loss? Just remember, the ivory league wonder just knows more about baseball than all of us mere mortals.
>>154416150This anon is goin' places
Russia and China should learn how to play baseball so America, Russia and China can settle things playing baseball.
red pill me on tillamook cheese vs something I can get at say trader joes
We need cubgers14 now more than ever
Dodgers chew you up and spit you out! KEK
Go red socks!
>>154416210I actually had someone like this hit on me but when I told him I'm not interested he called me a cunt lmao. I wasn't even mean about it.
>>154416320Cabot mogs it don't bother
>>154416320Tillamook is made in Oregon and delicious
Yeah I'm not eating anything made by pooregon trannies sorry
>He thinks Oregon is just Portland Tillamook is based. Most of Oregon is basically just a more scenic idaho.
>>154416150is this considered off-topic?
>>154416313You’re sitting in the center field bleachers at a Major League Baseball game. You look around you and realize suddenly that all of the fans are girls. They’re all eating hot dogs. They ask you what you want on yours and you don’t k ow how to answer them. Why is that?
>>154416330Maybe on planet retard
>>154416363So overrun with California diaspora? Not making a great case here.
The best cheeses are the ones made in and imported from China.
>>154416379No. Baseball is best enjoyed with cheese
>>154416429dick cheese?asking for a cubbie friend
Eating cheese makes you obese and gay.
>>154416440you must speak from experience
>>154416440>t.
Do Boston Red Sox fans actually wear red socks when attending or watching a game?
>>154416438Tillamook cheese
>>154416449get 'em
Just like the Yankees organization, this generation of Yankees fans is softer than 1-ply tissuehttps://nypost.com/2026/04/28/sports/taunting-yankees-fan-punched-by-rangers-fans-girlfriend-thrown-down-steps/
>>154416449kek
Give Kraft Singles a chance
>>154416379Don't be ridiculous.
>>154416488Why aren't there Kraft doubles, triples, or dingers?
>>154416467cuck-faced manbabbysthe yankees are a clown show>muh 95-win season, you guysyeah, good for you, and then the yankees get easily eliminated in the postseason, as usual>no, for real this timepipe down, timmy, and go be a fagit somewhere else
>>154416488Only Kraft Delux Singles because they're real and regular singles aren't.
>>154416160That's just South Bay tho>>154416320TJ's got some good 'se, grab the 9 month aged white cheddar
>>154416320>>154416336tillamook uses genetically modified rennet into the trash it goes
Would we be in a much better place of Australian kids were taught how to play baseball instead of the other sport?
He thinks that all store bought cheese is organic
/mlb/ is a Tillamook genny. Any other "cheese" discussion should be ignored or ridiculed.
>>154416524>ermahgerd>genetically modifiedeverything, and I mean every single thing that you eat is genetically modified in some way, and there is no indication that such foods are unhealthystop being effeminate
>>154416536>Mfw someone offers me Cabot cheese
Honorable mention
>>154416564Based. Which one should I get tonight?
>>154416569I got Mudslide in my freezer, you should too.
>>154416547Chesdale bros, how do we respond?
I got a mudslide in my undies
>>154416327Better get used to it. He's your level.
>>154416524This is why the Phillies can't win. Harper is more concerned with conspiracy cheese than baseball.
For me it's raw cheese
>>154416569White chocolate raspberry (not pictured)Also the seat salt honeycomb toffee is S+ tier
Friendly reminder to clean your monitor and keyboard today
>>154416558>>154416628not a denial, thanks. only consume locally produced organic cheeses, tillamook is poison
>>154416569Sea salt and honeycomb toffee sounds bussin
>>154416594no...NO!!!
GeneticallyModified Bussy
>>154416608He's a mentally ill chud that attacked some random house. I look good.
>>154416660Post toes
>>154416660He's your match.
>>154416675
Doyers
No women post on /mlb/
>>154416691Why can't cubs girls be this pretty? They'd deserve Chad, then!
We don't objectify Cubs girls here
>>154416562>mfw it’s pepper jack
I just sold a couple of barrels to former minor leaguer Braulio Ortiz. Has /mlb/ ever had a random encounter with a pro ball player before?
>>154416705Thank you so much!!!!
>>154416701I'm white and don't need to dye my hair to be blonde :p
I filtered the word 'girl' and this thread improved dramatically
>>154416713Couple barrels of what?
I'm a gril! A cubs gril!
>>154416751I am a cubs grill
I'm a Mariner Moose, I tell ya
Hello, I am le quirky chungus heckin based figure skater Alysa Liu and I only eat Tillamook cheese!
I'm a grill! A Cubs grill!
I also filtered 'cubs' and 'cusb'
>>154416752Just barrels...
>tfw no day games so I can't watch bayball before workWhy live?
>>154416693We're just girls, silly. Cubs girls>>154416701Getting some MAJOR ickcel vibes from this post...
>>154416773wtf I love figure skating now
>>154416785what's in them?
>>154416790 Male hands typed this post
Have any anons seen an uptick in the racoon hair style thanks to this broad? I feel like a lot of girls have fucked their shit up trying to accomplish it.
>>154416796maybe a few specs of water but for the most part nothing.
There are three divisions where at least 2 teams don't have a winning record. Just nuke the fucking NL East and AL Central/West
I'm quite fond of Balderson myself
The AL Central needs to invest in some roofs
>>154416875The tins had one and it collapsed. But that field was so fucking shit it caused funny bounces in the infield so it's better this way
the mets can start winning today and be above .500 by the middle of may
I am a girl and I'm proud! Go cubs!
I'm a Cubs girl and I'm eating cheese!
Sorry sis but cabot mogs shillamook into oblivion
>>154416935
>there are people that actually enjoy Fagbot "cheese"
101 KB PNG >leave team with good vibes as a fan favorite to join soulless group of overpaid divas Hope you're enjoying your 9 digits, Bo. Maybe we'll take you back for a hefty discount in 3 years.
>fire fraud manager>winWow it's really that simple
I love eating Cabot cheese while my having my ass pounded. Go Mets
I'm a WOMAN. A Cubs woman! Fly the W, sistas!
Soto and Bichette regret their signing so much it's hilarious.
>>154416981this but for my yanks
>>154416773Nigga u gay, she hates baseball.
>>154417010everyone in the mest organization regrets signing with them
>>154417010Wow I bet the people in that photo really like Cabot cheese
>>154416320To me all cheese blocks are created equal but their ice cream and cream cheese is legit
Why is the NL Central so good this year? Even the last place Brewers are over .500
Sneakin a bit of Cabot cheese at the "Pink Pony Club"
>>154417032Is that Joe Poop?
let's hear it for faggot cheese
>>154416787Manfred can't keep getting away with this.
>>154417043You didn’t have to announce your entrance but hi Aussie
>>154417015Wrong. She loves my Os
>>154417050cubs
>>154417032every time the pirates look like they might be half decent, the other teams collude to screw them over
>>154416975Why didn’t your dogshit team offer him money? Jays are filthy rich.
>>154417085Why didn't we offer to make an 800 ops guy with negative fielding value the 6th highest paid player in baseball? I don't know, I guess our owner just isn't quite the caliber of Steve Cohen.
>>154417085He obviously chased a bag. The Jays literally went to the World Series and he signs with the fucking mest. The lolmets. The Sotoian mets. He made his bed.
>>154417056She has hated baseball since the day the A's left her hometown of Oakland.
>>154417010>have to play for the most consistent joke in the mlb>have to get reamed by their entitled media for every minor mistake>have to get reamed by their delusional fans for simply existing>have to deal with a gm who thinks he's playing The Show>have to deal with an owner who doesn't understand the concept of team chemistry>have to live in new york cityIs it really that surprising? Money can only buy so much happiness.
>>154417109I hate Fisher so god damn much
which teams are demonstrably cheating this year?
>>154417139mets
>>154417139the worst record team
>>154417139Braves. They never swing at chase pitches almost as if they know what's coming.
>>154417139Rockies seem a bit fishy
I'm cheating on men with Anthony Recker
>>154417139Twins, Angels, and the Rays
>>154417139team I don't like
>>154417134Isn't citifield by an airport? I swear I heard like 10 planes during the second game of the rox double header. That has to be miserable.
poodrepacos losing their shit on xwitter and reddit over a fair ball that wasn't called foul kek
Call me queer but Go Mets
>>154417149We hacking pitchcom again boys
>>154417249that cost Mason his scoreless streak, asshole!that was our WS!
Call me queer and Go Mets
>>154417249it's just beans bro fart it out
It ain’t gonna tongue itself!
>tfw none of this matters because an extended lockout next year will kill all hype and momentum for the league and by extension the sport anyway
I got an extended lock out for ya
I got an extended cock out for ya
I was gonna go to the Yankees game this weekend but then I remembered I am a bandwagon flyover so I called my boyfriend up to fuck my ass.
>>154416320Tillamook is the best large American dairy company. Everything they make is excellent. There are some smaller cheese manufacturers in Wisconsin that make great cheese but no one does it at Tillamook’s scale and quality.
>>154417310>hi I am calling about your cocks extended warranty
I'm a Dodger fan but I'm giving the Cubs a chance!
Let's all give the Cubs a chance
With all the managers and coaches being fired, the mets gotta be next to swing the are right?
What's the over/under on a lockout next year? Might place an online bet for the first time.
>>15441636390% of Oregon lives in the willamette valley. No one lives in the Idaho-looking part except yuppies in Bend.
>>154417282There can be only one.
>>154417364>cubsFUCK EM
Please fuck my ass
>>154417373Willaman Blowmey
>>154417373I'm poisoning the Willamette starting at Cottage Grove.
>>154417373Willamette valley is based but it's being overrun by snobby winos
>>154417316>>154417348>>154417363boystown, 15 minutes
>>154417420A fine journal lad
Girls, let's get this guy>>154417380
>>154417371>axe
>>154417448Dun think ne1 read it that far
>>154417380I'll rape you, faggot
Always keep it Cubs related
>>154417479FAGGets kek!!!
FAGGets kek!!!
>>154417407based geographychad who knows the willamette flows north
>Always keep it Cubs related
Not my faggets noooo
My boy got lost seeking the tillamook and ended up in wrigley
>>154417162What does that mean?
Are you guys really talking about cheese instead of watching the UCL Semis
>>154417592I'm curious ass swell.
>>154417612Look Here Pal, I got a semi wit all da cheeze ya eva want
>>154417632peterbilt or kenworth?
The spam really fouls my mood
>>154417655One of a kind big dawg FATT HOGG
>>154417592I wouldn't worry about it.>>154417534I guess there aren't that many of those.
>>154417664>FATT HOGGbased big dawg
>>154417689Big dawgs gotta eat
>>154417660>>154417669Let's go ahead and let the big dawg eat for a change
>>154417689That's Joe Poop on his way to the broors game.
Some Home Run posts recently lads let's keep the line moving
YOUR 2026 American League AND lone star series champions, the New York Yankees
I was napping at the time, was there a big shitfight during in the thread about the "foul ball" in the Padres game?
>>154417782Everyone was calling you gay it was hilarious and true
I second that
>>154417612Once you have tasted the joy of Tillamook cheese, you won't be able to talk about anything else
>>154417612I have no idea what that is.
Tillamook's: The Flyover Mariners finall cope after becoming last place jobbers. NY Sharp cheddar mogs
I meed a dogder dog...
>>154418027So much this! My boyfriend loves NY cheddar. Pound my ass and go Yankees!
>>154417479mets fans are the only ones ever posting hot women
>>154418027https://www.prnewswire.com/news-releases/tillamook-takes-top-honors-at-the-world-cheese-awardsagain-302621164.htmlOh…oh no east coastiebros. Mogged by the superior west coast yet again
kek FAGGets!!!
>>154418179>talks about hot women >posts bug yeah that’s gonna be a pass from me dawg
>>154418179Who is this
H-hi /mlb/...
>>154418349waitress, my ipa and polish dog?
>this is the average cubs fan
>>154418530Which one?
>>154418370Coming right up~
>>154418318natty
How bad were the Boston Red Sox, that Alex Cora turned down a job with the Phillies in order to become a family man.
>>154416146I want to insert my penis into this woman’s vagina and ejaculate for the purpose of sexual pleasure if you get my drift.
Could you elaborate more please
>>154419168Would you rather deal with Harper every day or get paid to stay at home and do whatever you want?
>>154419207I think I know what you're saying, but allow me to rephrase. I believe you are saying you like Tillamook cheese
When the Yankees acquired Elmer Rodríguez Cruz in exchange for Narváez, it was a trade that caught everyone's attention. Now, ERC is set to make his debut, and we'll soon see the full impact of that decision on the Red Sox.
>>154419248What if you're married to Harper?
Dombrowski is such a fucking faggot>make terrible moves>castellanos and walker both are total flops>have a shit roster going into the season>fire the manager because of your shit decisionsit's insane he still has a job
>>154419248These guys want to coach. They don’t want to spend time with their family. They coach so they can get away from their family. His kids will be sick of him by the end of the week.
>>154419282I definitely wouldn't managed the Phillies.
>>154418349Can I get some cheese and a hot dog please?
>>154419168embarrassing by the phillies
