Previous >>154412542Thread Theme: https://youtu.be/HPWlZmM7AWM?si=vX2H9zdEE4aFeysi
Wish we had a Pete thread but this will do.
>>154416457>bulgaria blitz last thread
>>154416457Thank you
>>154416469Got caught lying mutiple times and won’t own up to it kek.
>>154416469'fraid soTateGOD thread
>b-bulgaria b-b-blitz>>154416478Prove it or your mom gets cancer.
I'm loyal to Pete
>>154416486>$20 to $30 for a gypsy highway street prostitute, $60-$150 for an in-call escort.20 dollars to fuck Lulgaria's mom lmaooooooooooooooooooooooooo
>>154416469yup yup yup!
>no proofConcession accepted, five. I'm gonna play a video game until the games later. You're ordered to keep talking about me, and you will obey.
>>154416486Yea nigga, you got blitzed. Thought you could run just like you did when my Celtics applied that belt to your nets?
>s-s-s-stup bullying me or your mom will get cancer!!!HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA probably what he used to say in middleschool to his bulliesBAWB
>>154416501Gonna cry? BAWB
>>154416501AHAHAAHAHAHAH THIS BAWB JUST ANNOUCED HES RUNNING FROM THE BLITZ YOU CANNOT BE SERIOUS
>>154416509Damn
>all of the post in the thread are about meI won by simply existing. See you later, monkey. You know your orders. Continue following them.
>>154416530OH NO NO NO NO NO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBAWB
>>154416530You said you were going to play video games? Got pressed and can back like a bitch good boy kek
Forgot this before I go by the way. You may continue with the samefagging while you hold this L.https://vocaroo.com/14DQCIUxnZeo
Did this bawb really try running from the blitz in real time?
>s-s-stop bullying me!!!! I order you to stop bullying me!!! your mom will get cancer!!!!LMAOOOOOOO
>and can backLast one I promise. This stupid bitch is just too easy to own I can't help it. It's literally free dopamine owning this retard.
>>154416543take your meds
>>154416543>announcing he’s running from the blitz>voccaro in the big ‘26Not looking good lgaria. TateGOD thread btw
>>154416553Damn
>>154416555'fraid so
>>154416457Oh and btw. Bulgaria looks like this. This is whos calling themselves “thread MC”. Posting this used to earn you an auto ban btw.
tomorrow starts a 6 month break from hearing about this BAJB
>>154416575NOOOOOO AHAHHHAHAHAH
>>154416575HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH KWABAWB
Went 2 of 3 last night. Shout out to Joker for the easy plus money triple-double in the 3rd quarter. Wolves might be in trouble. Anyways, we're quietly stacking winning days. Let's smash those bookies.>76ers +11.5 I know we like to clown on Embiid because he's such a weird guy. But the 76ers are a better team with him. Their record with him is 24-14, without him it's only 21-23. This line is inflated after the beat down in Game 4. But the Celtics are actually only 19-17 ATS as home favorites this year, and Philly is 25-18 ATS on the road. I like Philly to compete in the desperation spot tonight>Joel Embiid double-double (+135)Embiid might not help you win playoff games, but he will get his stats. He averages 25 points and 11 rebounds in his career in playoff games. Even with Philly getting blown out in Game 4, Embiid got his double-double. I think this is great value.>Knicks -6.5Knicks are the best home cover team at 28-14 ATS. Hawks are only 18-19 ATS when coming off a loss, whereas Knicks are 31-24 after a win.>Blazers-Spurs over 216.5Out of 86 games the Spurs have played this year, 67 of them went over this total. Out of 87 games the Blazers played this year, 63 of them went over this total. Blazers have shot poorly this series, mostly due to Spurs defense. But up 3-1, I think Spurs might get lax on defense in this game. I like Portland to shoot better than the last two games as well.Good luck, and don't bet what you don't have.
He really ran from the blitz, crazy.
this shit funny
>>154416575lmfao fat fuck
>>154416575yikes
babb twitter freaking out on that guy who coaches the nuggets cause of his postgame interview
>>154416747You gotta help your bawbbuddie bulgaria. Got blitzed 2 threads in a row.
>>154416761It’s lining up perfectly
>>154416743Hes acting so fake here, who tf does he think he is joe mazulla?https://x.com/LJJM__/status/2049001471421890838
>>154416769the rest of the BAWB Squad always leave me alone to run a 1 v 20 against babbGODS when it come game time like im 2018 Bron v the Dickerson Warriors so ima leave em to run they own fades when they show up....
>>154416836This is where losing weapskitz, ai slopper and dbz poster hurts y’all. All of them were in threads 24/7
>>154416786Nuggets FO genuinely thought the power of friendship would win them a ring
>>154416883Ownership fucked up everything so they went with the “c’mon guys let’s just be happy” angle
>>154416919Hired the most raped candidate available so that people pity him when they lost instead of getting angry
>Tracy McGrady and the Orlando Magic took a 3-1 series lead over the Detroit Pistons on April 27, 2003, following a 100-92 victory in Game 4.>Despite this commanding lead in the first-round series, the Pistons came back to win the series in seven games.someone ask tmac about this on tv
c'mon, russillo. You now why there's jokic hate. Peep his skin tone
nuggets in 7rockets in 7
>>154417024zoomers shit on everyone who loses. it's why there's no more team fans anymore. they just bandwagon on the winners.
celtics in 5
>>154417121this shit started with lebron's "the decision"
>>154416575>>154416589>>154416598>>154416727>>154416731Prove this is me while I have a snack break or your mom is a hoe.
I think nuggets will beat the wolves but I think they’re fucked against the Thunder, and maybe even the spurs. I don’t care if the wolves are a specifically hard matchup for the nuggets, you don’t go down 3-1 against the wolves and still end up a threat to the Thunder.
>>154417205counterpoint, the nuggets got waxed by the twolves in the regular season series last year, and still took the tunder to 7 with injuries to their roster
>>154417221True, but I think the Thunder are much better this year. Gordon is also injured.
>>154417221Plus refball.
>>154417235payton watson also most likely isnt coming back unless they get to the wcf
Hello I'm new here. What playoff teams are /nba/-approved? Are you cheering for the Lakers? Is Lebron roiding? Why are Shai's lips so big? What's up with the Sadie Sink poster?
turn your trip back on buzzanon
>>154417251>payton watsonmeme
>>154417326not a meme when he's their 2nd best defender on a team that has no defense
>>154417308Good guys>my Nugget>Pissed-ons>Tragic>SpudBad/stinky guys>Smelltics>OklahomoTemporary good guys>Lkers>Knisk
>Orlando Magic forward Franz Wagner has been diagnosed with a right calf strain and his availability for Game 5 against the Detroit Pistons on Wednesday is uncertain and will depend on response to treatment, sources tell ESPN.Fragile kraut
>>154417333Yeah i mean he's better than some of the dross that somehow gets minutes on that roster to be fair
Cant wait for the Paolo vs Cade aids off in game 5
>>154417335>lelkers>nix>ever good guys
>>154417376We need to keep the brackets competitive, five. The Lkers and Knisk are goons with a task.
>>154417326hes their best player
>Even if the Nuggets reverse sweep I can just use the Donte and Ant injuries as an excuse.>If we win Jaden McDaniels will have created one of the most iconic moments in NBA history.either way I win.
>>154417450sure thing, rich paul
>>154417170>back itt like good boyStill ran from the blitz btw kek
bro must be delusional
>>154417465didn't KD call this nigga retarded on his burner
Who's the Iverson of modern nba? He was my favorite player as a kid
>>154417450Your boy got signed
>>154417462My bad, five. Now you gotta get all your androids ready for the samefagging again. Damn.
>>154417478
>>154417454Yea, they literally cant lose, jokic and the nuggets have to win at all costs because the slander they receive losing to a hospital team in the first round is cataclysmic.
>>154417454We won game 1 dumbahh. That's not a reverse sweep.
>>154416577WemPali gonna dunk on those zio scum
>>154417517AVRA
I only watch the nba because I hate white people so much. I would enjoy the nfl if all the white qbs didnt start
>>154417517PalistACK
>>154417480Anthony Edwards.one of the few ethical hoopers left.>>154417506tomato tomatoe
>>154417526roicism in my genny??
>>154417308The only team you should root for are the Lakers. The rest of the league are irrelevant
The only team you shouldn't root for are the Lakers. The rest of the league are more relevant
>>154417542When did the meaning of ethical basketball switch to guys who chuck threes and dont defend. They used to be the most maligned
>>154417665>don't defend?????????????
>>154417665zoomers are worped
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Vqd-sVisr4I'm a little jealous you can bust out this song when you win.
>>154417480steph
>>154417480Lamelo
>>154417734hocus pocus there's pizza on your focus
>>154417684Takes 80% of possessions off. Pupps defence is better with him off
>>154417308>What playoff teams are /nba/-approved? Spurs/Lakers/Nuggets/Magic/Hawks/Celtics>Are you cheering for the Lakers? A little bit>Is Lebron roiding?100%> Why are Shai's lips so big? What's up with the Sadie Sink poster?Zest
despite more proof of joker being the goat offensive player, it is more widely accepted that wemby is the goat defensive player, despite having a weaker case for that title
>>154417810Can't be the GOAT offensive player of your offense only works in the regular season against tanking teams. Jokic is a playoff dropper and thus fraudulent
>>154417810KG is true goat defender>>154417686Respect zoomGODS
>>154417810Wilt goat offensively, Dwight goat defensively
>>154417911he still average a 10 bpm in the playoffs so he goes from best player in the league, to 2nd best player in the league
>>154417966>wiltnobody with a career 50% ft percentage can be a offensive goat
>>154417810wemby alters the floor defensively unlike anything we've ever seen. It empowers his teammates to take all kinds of aggressive and often stupid risks because he'll bail them out. The only real flaw in his defense is he can get bodied by some dudes and even then his length often makes up for it. All of this is while he's 22
chadlinka received one (1) third place vote for exec of the year
>>154418031Nobody with a double digit career high can be the offensive goat
>>154418083>wemby alters the floor defensively unlike anything we've ever seenyouve never seen the great rim protectors in action. You sound like a homo
>>154417454this unironically how im finn be like if bawbsWRLD manages to make it to the second round. yal will clown me wit the pat bev celebratin meme but idc. it's the pride of a bawb thats on the line now not the rang.. wemgoat can sweep us this is the bawb championship match
>>154418138english, malady
>>154418083The laziest defensive scheme imaginable, Dwight + 4 liabilities, was perenially a top defense in the the toughest defensive era. Wemby is good at defending guards but he's too weak and gets bullied by fatties
Who is drafting the GOAT of basketball
>>154417997>BPMYou're retarded and the only person in the universe still pretending this outdated metric has any merit. Reminder that they had to *fix* the formula after Russ broke the record due to it overvaluing rebounds on a guard, but then never did the same for Jokic when it still overvalues assists on a center.
>>154418187>wemgoat can sweep us this is the bawb championship matchthisWe've got Franz coming out the east anyway
>>154418270Nigga STINKSStirtz mogged him
Mark Eaton has a better argument as goat rim protector, and nobody gives a fuck about mark eaton (because he is white)
>>154418278funny because Wemby and Shai also score near the joker tier when it comes to bpm
please austin,,, you are the great white hope...https://x.com/mcten/status/2049201028676104255
>>154418381>the virgin advanced metrics vs the chad eyetest + ppg and rings onlyJordon the clear goat and no one even close
>>154418515well I agree with you about jordan (who was also an advanced metric God)
>>154418515Show us some wilt 100 point footage then so that we can eye test it Fraud
>>154418611wemby fans have to use the eye test argument when theyve never watched any of the old rim protectors when the league was about driving to the hoop
>>154418354wemby will never see those block numbers because players today are too well-coached to challenge him at the rim. in the 80s half the league was drunk and high on cocaine. also, in the 80s, teams averaged 3 3PA/game, now the average team has almost 40 3PA/game, much less opportunity for blocks at the rim.
the reason they dont drive no mo is cause Wemby waiting for you there
>>154418700>discredit great defensive player because the new league full of skinny guys is betterIm yawning. Wemby wouldve been bullied if he played back in the day. You already see what joker does to him in the pain whenever they match up. Now imagine david robinson, shaq, and moses malone throwing him around with ease
i think my wolvies will have to channel all their mental and meme energy to try and somehow win game 6, that seems like it will be their last stand, and we are due a good jokic or murray game so it's going to be very very difficult
>>154418785shaw was allowed to offensive foul on every possession because he was in some genie movie hed foul out in 2 mins flat if he played in todays league.
babbs tongue my anus
>>154418849today's league soft as baby bottom. Wemby couldn't even guard Marcin Gortat 1vs1
>>154419111Dwight was that size and could actually get up like that tho
>>154419163Dwight more like shite
>>154419111nawl why he doin the nuh face with his dih in ant face this is sexual assault. no wonder wufs hate nuggets so much
Nigga talmbout Dwight's size and him getting it up.
>>154419240he was feelin ant fondlin his bawls
Who are the current potential Josh Giddeys of the league ? (The championship starts after you)
JorGambler averaged 8.2 FTAs for his careerShaizest has less at 7.3league was sawfter back in the day i fear
>>154419330nobody since the spurs and thunder are winning all the titles for the next 5 years
>>154419335The goyim arent ready for this truke delete this
>>154419335show me the time MJ looked like this
generational freethrows by SGA
>bawbGAYria eternally mindbroken by dwight's schlong
>>154419330unironically Ant, he needs #1 option touch or hes useless but also he cant put a team over the top. basically black giddey. if hes your top player you're eternal upper mid tier. Tatum and Shooker can both be roleplayers when they have to, Ant lacks this ability. and he not a offensive engine like Luka or Jokic or Shai so what is he really even doin. Cam Thomas without clinical depression
>>154416457Meal.
>>154419474>bulgaria>mindbrokenMany such cases. Was getting blitzed so hard, he went and played video games.
>>154419428AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYY
>>154419508AVRA
This nigga thinks I'm finna stay here 24/7 with him to see the same exact super duper shitty boring and unoriginal posts over and over and over and over and over again instead of enjoying my hobbies.
>>154419508genuinely never seen this dude eat a non carbohydrate food item
No one respects Bulgaria anymore. Sad.
>>154419508the last bastion of SOUL in /nba/
I don't seek respect from a mentally ill brown dude with no accolades in life whatsoever.
>>154419508AVRA NVKE
>mentally ill brown dudeEnough about yourself though.
>>154419335What's a bawb and why are you posting Nami?
is this the biggest pussy in the nba?
>>154416845I'm in the thread right now
Post hand.
>>154419955Prove it or Bulgarias mom gets cancer
what is it about /nba/ that attracts such mental illness?
>>154420007its a sports league full of teenage brained men who got trapped in the high school age of development for eternity, this attracts such people
>>154420007It’s just the Bulgarian. We deal with him like the dirt on my shoe, because that’s what he is >>154416575
>>154417251I keep forgetting that dude even exists until someone keeps mentioning him coming back, which he never actually does. What the fuck is his malfunction again?
Do the knicks blow it up or go all in for giannis if they lose the series? The teams ceiling seems clear by now.
>>154420007the sport and the league sucks so retards need to find a way to entertain themselves
>>154419508i misses these
>>154419977Him posting is proof that the claim of him being in the thread. You lost. Your mom is a hoe.
>>154420079see >>154417170You've confirmed your mom is a hoe.
>>154419977>>154420178I post, therefore I am
>>154420269He's too stupid to understand his. Watch him make another garbage post.
>>154420007brown manchildren and liberal white boys
>>154420115Klutch sports represents him and they’re telling him to sit out
Do you think they should put a cap on three pointers? After 30 three point attempts every shot should definitely only count for two points (except for the final two minutes of the fourth quarter). I fixed the NBA.
>psg vs bayern thread got 300 posts in 10 minutesholy fuark i thought it was kind of a meme but soccer really does own dis shit concept called sports
>>154420553not surprising, the world is full of poor brown people
Boy's just mad my team won so he has to throw a tantrum like some hoe (like his mom).
>>154420519Acting like threes are the problem in 2026
time to watch some traore hoops
>>154420007Basketball is a fundamentally broken sport. As pot where success is so routine no single possession or score even matters. A sport where playing "good" defense means your opponent still scores 100 points in 48 minutes. A sport where teams routinely lose on purpose because the draft's perverse incentives and top-heavy structure reward you the more ass you are. A sport micromanaged by the most blatantly corrupt officials in any American sport, who are so inept and shameless they can barely even sustain the facade. A sport where the action stops every other play so everyone can stand around while a guy shoots uncontested shots from a set distance. And this happens 30-40 times a game.The NBA is a league of manufactured outcomes an manufactured "stars" and just general fraudulence and incompetence. It attracts the worst kind of fans because it's the worst kind of game. I'm only here because the NFL has an offseason
>>154420737TRVKE
>>154420007This place is full of well functioning individuals in comparison to /mlb/
>>154420777TRIPS
Cant wait till my rapshits expose the tragic next round
>>154420007>>154420783all pales in comparison to /heem/. depravity and psychosis.
>>154420641They are the problem. Watch any celtics game. Boring as fuck
>>154420737This is AI Jokic poster btw
>>154420839we somehow lucked into IQ getting sidelined. god wants us to win da chip
>>154420856Yes, you can tell because as usual, I'm right about everything
The Pistons seem like a hard team to try and build through trades right now because they have so few contracts.
>>154420839We're getting blown out tomorrow, cleveland roleplayers at home are going to make a million three pointers. Our only hope is a game 7 act of God
trying to decide who you want to win out of the cavs or Raptors is like choosing between aids or cancer
>>154420950we are playing james harden. we are going to blow them the fuck out at home
city girls going on celibacy strikes over klay cheating
>>154421397oh no! Now how will syphilis spread?
>>154421152The first round always has such a poor ratio of quality to shit. I don't think there's ever been 8 legit teams in both conferences in any given yearWhich wouldn'tbe such an issue if they just got these ass kickings over with quickly. There's no reqson ror the first round to be best of seven. It needs to go back to best of 5
>>154421397city girls gonna regret it when everyone turns gay and realizes the grass was greener on the other side
>>154421513going back to 5 and losing out on a potential 5 million in revenue? no can't have that
Magic not picking Chet has done incalculable damage to the white race
>>154421525More like the ass got peenor on the other side
Duren really lost a max contract after getting cucked and playing like shit and everyone knows about it
Michael Porter Jr fucked them both on the same night on the same bed, together
>>154421686Rare MPJ L.
>>154421686I cant imagine what sort of shithole you have to be raised in to find them particularly attractive
>>154421686Jeez, Ice would be doin some nasty shit in bed to, she a freak
>>154421686generational run, but you know mpj been through some shit cuz ice spice be having some not very fortuitous fetishes
>>154421710>>154421729GAY NIGGAS
>>154421686ice spice needs to get fat again
>>154421829shit, she was looking mad good lately, thick and chonky
>have to wait 3 hours for the knicks to lose game 5>other 2 games are basically foregone conclusionsyawn
what do you call 2 niggas fuckin?fuckin niggas
>>154421813Nicca ANYONE could go to SEA and shag two things that look like that
>>154421813You're indian you'd fuck anything.
>>154421940>>154421989Im prayin for you gay niggas, its what Saint Ivey would want me to do.
>dese niccas diff-ACKKKKK
sixers bros...our season ends tonight ;_;
Klay sistas...
>>154422141Bulls don't have a GM currently so how are there 30, Shams?????
>>154416457Spring and Summer are the worst parts of the year. Nothing interesting going on and it takes forever to get dark.
>ynr
>>154422160Summer is the worst for me, shit doesnt get dark at all.
>>154422168Why are you living in the Artic with polar bears?
this nigga klay got voodoo witches doing rituals targeting him
>>154422178polar bears shit out curry flavors I hear
>>154421940no SEAmonkey bitch built like ice spice naturally, stop the cap bawb
>>154422141would have been nice to have this instituted over the last few years where Tsai just let my netshit play hard and try to compete despite being dogshit instead of being shameless tankoids and we got nothing to show for it whatseovernow we sold our dignity to be sixoids tier cancer team tankshits and i cant proudly claim netsWRLD anymore they bring out the "just have fun and try your best" measures hell nawl im sick we coulda had Wemby after the cam thomas take the wheel era
>>154422181Kyrie will help him remove that shit.
>>154422199don't read avatarfag posts
why was Jokic so OUT OF MANA on Saturday agains the Wolves? Jokic is partying too hard and not doing retention
Its great that the spurs got three top five picks in a row and now the league is going to ban that now that they are good. What a fucking fraud organization.
>>154422215the league doesnt want small market and unpopular teams getting the number 1 picks
>>154422132Canada would fuck the thing on the right.
>>154422141they keep doing these stupid half-measures. Start incentivizing winning or punishing losing and it fixes the problem full stop
>>154422209WE and i mean WE are all reading avatarDEMON posts
>>154422119they had a better shot if emsneed didn't come back
>>154422211no ant on the court this time so he wasn't shaking in his boots as it usually happens
>>154422215the rockets got 4 top five picks in a row
>>154422239nope! Jokic was partying too hard - having too much sex
>>154422141>In addition, no team would be able to win the top pick in consecutive years or be able to win three consecutive top-five picks.no luckshitting
At the end of the day its just basketball bros, who cares who wins this shit since it wont matter on judgment day anyway.
>>154422141just making things easier to rig
>>154422166nagaSEXo
>>154422181Shit nigga, they really doin it
>>154422286Charlie Kirk got his shit hexed by these hos and then got busted. Klank better hire one to do a counter curse or he toast
>>154422286>and lose all his gameshe already did what else ya got?
>>154422215Not even top five. Top three lmao
place your bets for tonights game
>>154422260aura
>>154422326All in on KAT.
>>154422119
>>154422326>Hawks +220If I were a gambling man I'd bet on the Hawks,Not saying they'll win, but it's not out of the realm of possiblity.And +220 is a good payout. But I don't gamble.
>spend all that to watch your team lose
>>154422347>If I were a gambling man I'd bet on the Hawks,>But I don't gamble.this nigga gamble
In line at the welfare office and cant check NBA how's my team doing
>>154422286>bitch with a weave cursing someone with baldness
>>154422215hoes mad
>>154422352it really sucks i live in nyc and even regular season tickets the cheapest ticket is like 200 dollars. i would go if they were cheaper
>>154422326I'm not sure if I got passively conditioned or something, but I can't root for the Knicks. I think their playoffs attitude the previous year rubbed me off the wrong way.
>>154422215Wemby and Castle are good but Harper is a bust
better not tank anymore
VJ EDGECOMBEEEEEEEEEEE
>>154422369i don't care about the knicks, i just like to root against their shit for brains fans
>>154422215The second apron rules put the tanking into overdriveThe market and ingenuity always find a loophole towards success.
Is it true there are no clear rules for what counts as an assist and since it's subjectively counted the stat has slowly been padded over the decades
post bronny highlights
>>154422392well she was famous for a few years after American Pie, which was released in 1999
>>154422418>>/tv/220130665
>>154422385holy fuck there are actual people watching this shit?
>>154422223>Try to rig the drafts to fuck over small markets>Small markets end up tanking because they got no good talents, thus ruining the reg season since a chunk of the teams are not even trying>If they get a good talent that starts making them win you rig the matches because you want to milk the bigger markets>Also have dubious trades to move the strong talents to bigger markets>Now we're back at square oneIt's an ouroboros system they created themselves
>>154422429It happens to the best of us
How to fix the NBA>~50 game season(whatever number around there makes an even schedule distribution)>Either remove the draft lottery completely or give every non playoff team an equal chance in the lottery, no floor for how far you can fall>A real salary cap>Move the 3 point line back
anyone else appreciate jayson tatum's knowledge as a floor general?
throwing an alley oop to your son in a playoff game is insane.stealing the ball from reed whos like 20 years his junior then hitting the tying three is ridiculous.
>>154422500humbly speaking, he's one of the best players in the world
>>154419862literally the lakers savior
>>154422548
just remove the fucking lottery so the bad teams can get their top picks quickly and get their rebuilds going
>>154419862Bouuta see another KAT disappearing act tonight boy
>>154419398CP0 then
I was gonna pick up this cute black girl but then as I was driving, I realized she stayed in the hood. I immediately turned around and drove back home. She's texting me right now asking what happened and I still haven't responded. Fuck that.
>>154422629Explain this post to me like I'm not American which I'm not
>>154422635No respectable person wants to be around a bunch of ghetto hoodrats.
>>154422629Black girls are mental.
>>154422141That makes losing the play-in potentially more rewarding than getting swept in the first round
>>154416457>now instead of teams being terrible for 3 or 4 years they're terrible for 10+Genius. There's nothing wrong with tanking, and a lot of the lottery teams are just genuinely dogshit. The Pelicans don't even have their pick this year, they're just genuinely ass.
Holy shit this whiteboy might be the worst anthem singer I've ever witnessed.
the broadcast cut him out lmfaoI've seen literal 5-year olds sing it better
heard bulgariaskitz is a nets fanis this true??
>celtics playing cam'rons diss towards jay-z during 76ers introfeeling like KILLA SEASON in here tonight
Does any of you zesty bucks have a good stream for the game?
>espn does hauser and queta's intro>cuts out derrick white's intro>doesn't show tatum and jb's intros??????????
This series was over the moment Embiid decided to come back.
>Emsneed still starting Sixers is going down today
embiid is the only player in the nba slower than jokic
Embiid just launching threes.
>embrick
boston cant hit shit :(
Embriick is really going to cost them the game huh
Embiid please.
>tfw you take the embiid under
>>154422711https://topstreamer.info/nba/celtics
>>154422684pls be patient he has autism (literally)
>>154422215wemby needs to get injured on the court every single year by other teams #FreeTankingstine
>>154422704you already know brother
if i had a time machine i would go back and kill the spice girls with a bus
how are they worse WITH embiitch kek
inb4 Payton Pritchard beats your favorite team
Tatum hasn't made a single shot.
silver gifting sixers another lottery pick. can't believe how many times the league helped this retarded franchise. tehy're too many for it to be accidental and luck based
Embiid ain't going out easy...all I'm sayin' ..
rocket fags on suicide watch yet? they kept talking how KD was going to end LeBron's career, but it seems the inverse it happening
>>154422781Thanks Canada, you’ll be spared
>>154422816Kill their pacing and spacing offensively A statue defensively
dear god we're gonna get slaughtered
Sixers just standing around doing nothing while Al-Queta gets his own board and scores... why even show up to the game?
how much better would a hornets vs pistons series be
what was that defense lol
>>154422896It was basket interference. You can't hang on the rim and rebound the ball.
>>154422909it wasnt. the expert literally just said it wasnt illegal
>>154422915He's a ref cocksucker who makes up fake explanations for why refs are always right.
>>154422896when philly lose by 20 it will be because of this.
Both of these teams suck.
>Celtics are 1-9, the 76ers are 3-13 from 3At which point should players start feeling too embarrassed to even think about making another attempt
>>154422629So... are you a bawb or a coon?
>halftime performance>after the first quarteram i retarded
embiid you are not that guy
>>154422980Hes probably just gonna start out ass but clean it up during the game, tatum does it all the time
how is embiid getting bitched out by a 6'1" nigga
A Kobe-esque performance
>>154422980>>154423012most skilled era
>>154422953He made the right call. I had the same experience as that fag but I went through with it. She wanted me to just fuck her and not bother with condoms. So I did it and blew in her. So after I’m like “so uhh your on birth control right?”. And she just goes nuts on the spot “hell no I ain’t on no birth control and if I’m pregnant with YOUR baby best believe you gon take care of our baby you gon send the check ERRY month you gotta nice house boy you gonna send them checks” and she went on like that for a while. I took her home at the earliest possible time in silence and was scared shitless for a long time after that. And that’s the last time I banged a ghetto chick.
BALL DONT LIE
It's time
>James Williamsisnt that the shitty ref everybody complains about?
>>154423024At least pull out nigga
is mike breen not allowed to do knicks games in the playoffs?
>>154422693Fraid so>>154416509
PG should have the most attempts per game for sixas, this whole series hes looked like the best player on that team
>>154423044She had her legs wrapped around me super good and it felt pretty great. I was tricked
Ugh Tatum getting that baby-shit whistle
>>154422724This series was over when the playoffs began
what does emsneed even do
>>154421686Disgusting
>>154423042yes, gucci mane ref
>>154421686so they have penises
>>154423012most points in the gamesecond most reboundsthird most assists
what the fuck is grimes doin
Vu is slow AF
If you dont get the foul call then get the fuck back up and play D, oubre so retarded
the sixers literally play better without embiid
My dashers name is Larry, could it be him?
JAY TEE?FOR THREE?
Why is embiid so scared of Al-Queta? go to the paint nigga
>>154416457LETS GO CELTICS. FINISH THESE SORRY ASS SIXERS
>>154422629I broke up with a girl because she told me that her ex was abusive. I don't want to deal with that kind of baggage.
how did the 76ers let that 1st quarter go?
how does shaq have sex
The Anomaly is actually a soulful nickname and im tired of pretending its not
>the anal only
>>154423331'fraid they will
gimmie the ball faggot
>>154423273lel
I just flipped the switch
Maxey ded
brunson such a fag
>>154423331need to watch her get rawed by a whole team
coominga
>slaps your gf's asswhat do you do
the phillies look more threatening with embiid out, they are just so fucking slow now
bald nigga got some hustle
>>154423643Slap his ass
Embiid remembered that no one can guard him in the paint
the hawks desperately need a big
niggas be fake demons until a real demon come through
>So anon are you gonna invite me to watch game 1 of magic vs raptors?
>>154423731I was gonna pick up this cute black girl but then as I was driving, I realized she stayed in the hood. I immediately turned around and drove back home. She's texting me right now asking what happened and I still haven't responded. Fuck that.
>>154423731No. I prefer watching games by myself
>they dei’d a couple chicks onto the trick dunking time out team but they are terrible and can’t even dunk on a trampoline or do fuck allLol. Lmao even. Everything is so fake and gay
let the chucking begin!
>>154416457>Celtics are hitting their threeswrap it up.
>>154423778counterpoint: i like cute girls
Embiid hurt again?
>>154423789She cute
EMBIID DEAD
>thread is completely dead in the playoffswho is to blame for this
>>154423796Yes yes I’m well aware that simps like you got us into this mess.
Embiid dedPritChad coming to life
EMBIID DED
Drummond is going to fix the issue.
Exploding knees ruining the game again.
>>154423831only lasted 1.5 games
GET BIG, KAT! SHOW 'EM BIG ZESTY
>oubre 28+ minutes againNurse has given up
>>154423822no superstarsnba alienated trump voters (most of this website)okc is an awful heel dynasty, good heel dynasties has to come from coast cities
Drummonds fat ass almost fell while celebrating
EmPlease is back
time for embiid to kill momentum
Business idea: NBA basketball, but on a bouncy floor. No more injuries. And change all the players for hot women.
Walsh scary as fuck with this camera angle
the fuck is wrong with the hawks
I want you Embiid haters to keep that same energy after this game.
>>154423927miss me yet?
>>154423956Steve Kerr hated that kind of shit
How are the Celtics losing to these Sixers
>>154423927knicks finally figured out that kat exists
maxey is hugging niggas on defense
Edgecumb is not very good.
>>154423973easy, the celtics are frauds
can we get these random niggas off the court
Embiid is the only old school big man that's left
>>154423973memechuck teams when they don't shoot 80 percent from 3 be like
>>154423956The feminizing food substitute face in the background is why this mp4 will stick around, not the alleyoop. I dare you to count them.
>>154424021That last shot in the paint was smooth
>>154423973Playoff P activated
>>154424031this guy is so corny
>>154424031did he really post this?
>>154424031
Me and my boyfriend are having gay sex after the game. He's a Celtics fan and I'm a Sixers fan, the winner gets to top so I'm secretly rooting for the Celtics ;)
We need a "Lebronto" name for what Jayson Tatum has done to the 76ersMy favorites:- Jaydelphia- Tatudelphia- JayPhilly
>>154424059Jaysonbronto
>>154424031>hol my earrings
i want knicks philly matchup
Hauser out here bailing out Tatum and Brown once again.
>>154424059Philanalomaly
philly bros we can do it !!!!!
>>154424046yep. on his instagram right now
Tatum is better than Brown
Dumbiid can't even grab a rebound.
Were the Warriors overrated back in the day? This team looks pretty mid.
Derrick white just not that dude anymore
>>154424084kek, thanks
Mick is a racist word that translates to white nigger but the proper term is a Celtic. All Celtics are white niggers.
Hawk chads… I think it’s over
If the Sixers win, they go back to Philly for a home game with momentum. They have this series as good as locked up.
GAYTUM LMAO
Celshits has to be studied why they just can't win at home :)
Celtics really gonna go 7 games with Philly
Derrick white ya you gotta go
embiid is back
Embiid is looking pretty (on offense)
Grimes is one of the most underrated role players in the league. Can’t wait till he leaves the sixers and goes to a real organization.
>>154424021some of his turnaround jumpers are actually sick
>>154423331Why do you always post Sadie?
Rank peak >Jokic>Embiid>SGA>LUKA>Tatum>Giannis>Wemby
>>154424098based family man
grimes just locked up jalen brown
>>154424098when klay and curry were on they could probably drop like 20 points in a minute
my gfisn't she cute?
>>154424124>when Pritchard isn't having a meme game
>>154424098Yes, hugely. People still don’t realize Steph is the GOAT so they are overrating his teammates still to this day to explain how those teams were so good. Someday I think the truth will be known. If draymond had ever left the warriors people would have instantly realized how insanely good Steph is. >wait draymond is mid? What the fuck how? It’s why draymond has never left and why he fakes injuries every time Steph is out. Curry has made that mans career. Clays too.
>>154424150giannis > sga > jokic > tatum > embiid > wemby > lukawe haven't seen sga, wemby or luka's peak yet so it's hard to say
>>154424166Pritchard is such a weird dude. Every 5th game he plays like Dame, then he goes back to playing like Tyler Kolek.
>>154423973
Are the Celtics role players idiots?
>>154424193>Are the Celtics role players idiots?You make it sound like Tatum and Brown are playing well.
keeeeeeeeeeeekSixers winning today, they pretty much guaranteed to win game 6 at home, and game 7 will have a shook boston so that's a wrap. GG boshit shake my hand
>>154424193‘d ‘o
We're actually gonna get the Finals we've waiting for
>>154424203Boston wins this. It ends tonight.
THEY KEEP CHUCKING AND MISSING LMAO FUCK THE INCELTICS
Philly in 7!
imagine the banter if sixers and magic get in
Hawks losing making me mad as fuck
>>154424172Jokic>giannis>luka>tatum>embiid>wemby>SGAWemby will have a good peak if he doesn’t get got by injuries, but it hasn’t happened yet. The Canadian homosexual has accomplished literally nothing. The refs carried his team to the chip last year. And if he had an average all stars whistle he’d be riding the bench.
I'm all in on the Sixers baby!
>>154424218it'll just prove the east is a fucking joke
ive turned off the game. ready for game 6
Just in time to watch the final 3 mins of the 76ers game.
Idk why teams don't just use excess timeouts before two minutes. You're gonna lose them, might as well use them.
>>154424166He's exactly just a role player, sometimes he goes crazy, most times he plays what he should be averaging. Everytime he has a crazy game and social media goes crazy saying he can be a starter on any team, they don't know this guy lays a goose egg 50% of the time :)
celshits are rattled
Derrick White yea gg good luck elsewhere next season
>>154424235What's the point? You'll run out of things to talk about and just sit around looking awkward.
Embiid is the perfect counter to the Celtics because of their shit center rotation.
>>154424218it'll just prove the east is fucking legit
>>154424241according to every advanced stat he's one of the top 5 players in the league this season despite looking like shit
When the celshits gives up they really just give up. Embarrassing :)
>>154424251every time I watch a celtics game, hes throwing up bricks.
>>154424242To give Embiid a breather
lmfao
Tatum...
stream died
of course the celshits would wreck my parlay fucking frauds
Why aren't they yelling we want Boston?
>>154424251lol there is no statistical formula that would make that true
>America 250>76ers win it allscript writers went brazy with this one!
>celtics fans going homeHAHAHAHAHA
Remember when Tatum got benched on team USA? And Embiid helped them to win? I remember. Fuck Tatum.
Embiid is unironically the smartest guy on the court right now.
>>154424098Their defense was fucking amazing. All those guys had length coming off the bench to continue to slow down opposing star players. Draymond was the best defender of his generation. Not only that, the rest of the league was still learning how to play catch up with 3pt volume. When you had Kerr designing a complex offense with screens and cuts around Klay and Curry, good luck.
>fans leavingdown 15 with 2 minutes left still seems like enough time
evacuate the premises
Shai would've willed this Celtics team to win
league is so weak no teams can even finish off their series. boring ass first round lasts forever. its all randomness based on who makes 3s. and the best team is in fucking oklahoma while adam $ilver comes up with subversive ways to monetize that dont even depend on the game being good & watchable anymore. dead ass league. i shouldnt even watch. i dont have a single rooting interest other than watching lebron fail
No way 76ers win this series...but Boston just isn't dynasty tier at all pretty much
Smelltics “fans” headed for the door
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>>154424286No way. The Sixers just have to hold the ball and make free throws.
>>154424286I don't care if it's 50 points. It's the playoffs, they should stay for every second.
am i crazy or did tatum get into jaylen's hair product
EMBIID DID IT
>>154424286Celtics have cleared the bench. They've given up
>>154424098this is an incredibly solid and well balanced team and that's before you get to the splash bros randomly catching fire. It has everything except an iso god
>>154424098Tons of versatile and elite defenders, and Steph/Clay went on runs where they couldn't miss from 3. Not overrated at all.
>>154424098bogut and 'mond moving screens. iggy, livingston, barboza, barnes, thompson, ezeli, and speights being able to switch on any position and that's without mentioning draymond.
>>154423731Who is this colombiana
>>154424273I think it was EPM or RAPTOR or one of those new ones
tonights the night
