>American football fans following the NFL draft have been shocked by the drafting of Nigerian Uar Bernard, who has not played a single game of football in his life>Instead he was picked purely based on physical stats: 6'5, 310lbs, 4.5 second 40 yard, 7 inches of girth and a 39" vertical>When asked Uar said he was excited to learn to rules of football and try to get good at it. He was also looking forward to getting a house with drinking water coming from the wall.Eurobros they're copying our recruitment tactics
>headline something like "people have been shocked">99% of cases people haven't been shocked>most likely people didn't even talk about itCapital punishment for journalists
>>154417023>6'5, 310lbs, 4.5 second 40 yard, 7 inches of girth and a 39" verticalDavonkus in shambles
Nice "sport" you have there.Basicaly selecting every buff black man that couldn't cut it on Track and Field or other actual sports.
>>154417023What are they copying? Our immigration policies perhaps, but extended to sports. This is unthinkable in football
>>154417023There's like 5 black defensive lineman every year that didn't play until they were 16 and one Nigerian speciffically
>Whats my name Mummy?>You are Bernard>Got it.
>>154417023Eagles LOL
As far as I can tell the teams consist of:Nigger wallWhite man who can throwBlack man who can catch and run fastI’m presuming this chap is to be placed in the nigger wall?
>>154417401Sending expeditions straight into the heart of Africa to find new sporting talent
>>154419537>I’m presuming this chap is to be placed in the nigger wall?Yep
>7 inches of girthdo Americans really?
>>154419537>Nigger walloffensive line, white guys and pacific islandersdefensive line, black guys and pacific islanders
>>154417023>Instead he was picked purely based on physical stats: 6'5, 310lbs, 4.5 second 40 yard, 7 inches of girth and a 39" verticalFreak of natureImagine if Nigerians cared about American Football
>>154422397we've already got them playing over here
>>154417023I think the reason for this is because college "Athletes" are staying longer in College due to NIL deals. Which is stupid and I said this would happen if they gave them NIL deals but here we are.
>>154422458this program has always existed, it's how the eagles got mailata
I don't think the man's penis has any influence on his ability
>>154417023>7 inches of girthHUH?!
>>154422581you'd be wrong m8
>>154422581depends on what you want him to do
it seems to be the end state of some sportswho can get the most freak athletic ngubus on their team
>>154428909Yet if you believe in genetic differences, you're a racist!
>>154417023can Ari Lendstein and Coach O'Shalaylee with his 55 inch cranium harness the potential of that girth?
>>154417057who is davonkus?
>>154417401This. Iy woudl never happened. Even the few randoms who left North Korea, only managed to play for shit 2nd divion clubs in Italy and Spain. And even those were people that played the game since they were kids, just have no fucking what is football outside of their bubble.Unreal that a team would give a contract to a random nigerian who has 0 clues about the sport.If he turns out half decent, it woudl the proof that sport is a joke.
>>154417023Philly has been doing this for years, one of their best players right now had only played rugby at the time he was drafted.
handegg is more fake and gay than the pro-wrestling atp, i propose promoting /wwe/ back to spee and banish the commercialbowlers to /trash/
>>154417401wait ! arent you guys the ones that are coping the mutts with the nigger worshiping
>>154417023So this... sport... requires zero technical skills you train for years, and the only requirement to be good is being tall and fat enough? Plus the willingness to collide with other big fat retards untill you get brain damage? Hmmm...
>>154417023POWERED BY DURACELL
>>154437180Rugby is a sister sport to football. They are closely related variants of the same sport
So this just proves American football takes zero skill to play ?
