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>>154418216anime
kvaradonna welcome to arselel
Did Sam Altman steal from a charity
PSG are so good man
>>1544182163-1
>another 4-4 "thriller" because coaches don't know how to defend
myself and a few others are a good minute behind if we can hold off on goal spoilers
Doueeeeee nooooo
Anime
Someone stole my idea of 'Georgi Kinkladze but better'
Post YFW we go from this game to tomorrow Arsenal Athletico game
À jamais les deuxièmes :D
>Harry Kane (p)
Been a Kvara lifelong since he absolutely dunked on Liverpoop. SOVL player
>>154418262not even watching tomorrow. cant hack it
Its crazy how this side of the draw is peak halalball but the other side is maximum haramball
>>154418216Post girls with nice brappers
>>154418262
Watching this fast, high quality football compared to the disgusting garbag we get served in England is making me mad as fuck. I blame Arteta.
stop the anime this is a grown man's site and we're watching a grown man's sport...
>>154418262The type of terrorism we see tomorrow might actually kill a fan.
Kvara >>> Olise
>>154418267HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA LA NICHE DOUMÉ
So georgians are white now?
>>154418216>1st half almost over>still 1-1I hate this semen slurping sport
>>154418280Unfortunately PSG's defence is about as good as Tottenham's
>>154418280blitzkrieg lover hates soviet stinkball
>>154418279>>154418280kek
Kvara and Olise are both so entertaining to watch. Kvara is 100x more likable though.
Both teams getting ripped open easily Wild desu
>>154418281anime website
Bayern is by far the best team I saw this year. C'est vraiment chaud
Kompany is putting way too much faith into poopacacano with that line
anime for paris
>>154418303both names are easy to pronounce
Absolutely zero pressure on the wings from Bayern
I though Doue was the next big thing. Why isn't he playing?
> 3 attempts 2 goalsnot bad
AHHH MY STREAM CRASHED
>>154418311I miss him so much bros
this ends with 5 goals minimum
>>154418262>y-you attack>n-n-no u>*scores from a corner*>*scores from a rebound*that's the full game
Kang Lee should be playing instead of Doue
Atletico and Arsenal beat both of these teams in the final btw
Lads that area where PSG and Paris FC is located is it a nice rich area?I know Allianz Arena is by an airport and the autobahn but is accesible
>>154418279thank you for the (you)i posted this as a ftm trans person and will be joined by more ftm trans person arrow posters.>>154418310pls keep the you coming
Kvara should win BDO if PSG wins the CL. He's underrated.
Kvara scores a banger, but Stanisic has the be the slowest player in Europe, holy shit
>>154418324it is bad, what the fuck is this defending? it's actually kind of embarrassing
>>154418331*and they never scored again
Olise and Diaz will kill them in 2nd half
almost squeezed that one in
>>154418341I'm american, buddy. It's region-locked.
This is the final to anyone with an iq above 100
Olise is basically a corner shop Bukayo Saka
>>154418345What year?
TROLLPOST
>>154418363thats racist. they are not even armed.
>>154418348lol no
You genuinely think Saliba and Gabriel Magalaes fear this Bayern attack. How silly of you
Olise omgDoueeee nooooooCrazy game Im dying brosGooalaaaaaallllalalalalallalaal Neves>Joyau
JOAO NEVES
>>154418369Thankfully we get to see it again next week
I don't feel so good Mr. Söder
Misses O'clock
Neur, uncy, you are WASHED
This fucking match man
>Olise no right foot to cross
BALL DON'T LIE
roids is the only explanation
>>154418353it's a world cup year so he have no chance sadly
stream please, help a nigga out
KINO KINOKINOKINO
PSG is totally different team without Mbrappe
JOAO
omg neuer is nowhere near it today send him to the old folks home already
>>154418379 Bayern have the power of anime on their side
OH NO NO BAYERNSISSIES
OH NO NO NO
kino
NEVES NEVES NEVES
GOOOAAAAALLWHO THE FUCK EVEN IS THAT
get that old man off the pitch
Bayern cant stop conceding from set pieces
>FRAUDERN>FRAUDNICH
Kane needs another pen
Smallest man on the pitch scores a header
>penalty merchants shattered by proper normal footballBasedI don't like PSG but so fucking based.
>Joyau
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>154418366vpn or buffstreams
Is this Neves lad one of the ex Wolves lot?
Neuer????
This is the real final lads. Neither of the shitters in the other semi are going to get near these.
>>154418386one could call it semi final but that would be too mainstream
>>154418361No way it ends like thisedit: it isn't lol
>>154418390I APOLOGIZE
Bro Joao Neves is like 5"9 and he still scores a header kwabyern
>>154418361what was that?
4 foot guy scores a header
>letting a manlet score a headerkwab
JOYAUX NEVES
wasn't a corner should have been a goal kick
UCL has been kino this year if you just ignored all the PL team matches
good match this.
JWOW NEVES
>moozyalaoverrated fraud
Yeah, you can clearly see Neves is a roided midget, same neck and body shape as prime Messi >>154418397
he makes me proud to be manlet
neuer ist älter
>letting a hobbit score a headerfor shame
Congrats PSG for Winning Champions League
why do they always have to say: "good goal from the short, short player"; can't they just say "good goal from the player" feel like they always have to make it a thing about height
>crying about NeuerNo one is beating this PSG attack
Bayern doesnt jumpPlus neuer is a null
Legit the only time I've seen upamecano actually defend well
dumbele
Luis Enrique has created a monster team
174 cm manlet just scored a header. Lmao at Buyern.
>>154418439I was just anulando the mufa
Do they have no defence wtf?
what does poopacacano even do?
>>154418299Unfortunately Bayern's is as good as Wolfsburg's
Dembele got boxed by fucking Upamecano. lmao
This is fucking kino, nonstop fun left and right
Neuer washed?
>>154418477Yesthat's how bayern play
>>154418465preach king
>>154418467Love this little lad
wtf does Bayern defence even do
Holy molyThe finals are gonna end 8-0 for sure. Other side of the bracket is not ready for either of these two
174cm isn't manlet though?
>>154418216
>>154418262insallah we will see the more terroristic of football
wait.... people -actually- expected buyern to win this?
It’s so over for Bauern
>>154418474good work then
>>154418497First line of attack
Dembele is pure shit which only means one thing: nigga is going to score a bicycle kick or some shit after a 0/10 performance. He ALWAYS does that.
>>154418477>Upamecano>Tah>Davieszero IQ in defense. PSG is eating them alive
>7 foot german beaten by a 5 foot iberian headerkek
Can't believe ye let 5"9 Johnny Boy Neves score a header thats like letting a goalie score a goal
>>154418497BOSS it
>>154418501lollmao even
Dembele ruining another CL semi?
>>154418477You don't have to when you're facing Poopensharten 1809 every week
dembele still should retire
>stream dies as soon as the ball touches his headpiracy classic right there
>Nooooo why can't we play FC Augsburg in the CL instead?Bayern exposed for being Bundesbabbies
>>154418502>>154418216just retire already neuer
>>154418467
Alllllezzzz kvaraaaaaDoueeee noooooooFfs what a game
>>154418486I always wondered whether a proooh would save a drowning human
>>154418524le lads
What happens when great attack and no defence meets great defence with corner routines for an attack?
MUSIALA YOU RETARD
>>154418502thanks for the clips man, I'm a big fan of your work
>pissyala
Pretty fun match so far
I CANT SHOOT
Christ these shitters can't defend
I TOLD YOU PSG W BECAUSE OF IBERIANS + KVRA
>>154418524Imagine the smell
>muttsiala
hello where is the defense
Musiala is the biggest fraud on the pitch, whenever Ive seen him on Bayern he's literally never done anything right
>>154418454exhibit A
This defending is shocking. Arsenal get a 1-0 set piece win against either of them.
Neuer's reflexes are decaying and his elasticity is stiffing
Discombobulated
Watching PSG play is a breath of fresh air. I'm enjoying this football as opposed to me watch Arsenal every week
the refereeing in the UCL is tiers above the EPL
>ATTACK >ATTACK>ATTACKThis is some top-tier game. The Champions League is so back bros.
what does Kane even do
>>1544185361-0
Bayern maybe this 0-6-4 isn't working if you are going to be caught on the break so much and so easily
>huh I'll just pass six more timeswhy are they like this
>>154418492one of my favorite /sp/ threads of all time
>tfw shorter than neves>also virgin and poor
>>154418560He's never been good in the first place
>>154418536>>154418559
imagine if we had a european super league and you had games like this every night
>>154418567shoot pens
bruh these fucking teams. Arsenal might actually win the CL
Kvara injured? Ohnonononlnon
>>154418524it's beautiful
>>154418505They rely on customs and traditions, but PSG is "sadly" better team. Bayern is just raw brute force in pure form.
Stanitard....
KVARATSKHELIA IS OUT ITS OVER
streams?
DIVING FAGGOT
>kvaraDONE
why are bundes players always flopping and diving?
>stanišić does something half-decent after slipping and sliding all over the place>le pen flopFUCKOFFCUNTS
>>154418585no fucking cares about the Super League. a Liverpool customer prefer to play Everton than Bayern Munich on a Wednesday night
somebody please kill stanisic
>nooo give Kane another penalty please
> Anglos ITT discovering attacking footballHilarious but sad to be honest, they're so used to their slop
hååland would have scored there
great effort from hakimi
>>154418602I've already got one, thanks m8
>>154418580Im same height as Neves but i look bigger because of leg and arm lenght
>>154418602buffstreams
having a cheeky line for my man kvara
I cant breathe its too intense.Luis diaz is hardcore
>>154418571but it works against poopenheimslauter86 every week!!!
This is wild lmao
>>154418583I never said he was good, I said his little to none qualities are fading.
>>154418585nah the season build up to matches like this in April/May makes them special
>>154418524how do you say "lads" in french?
>>154418602Here you go*unzips pants*
>>154418619You'll be crying when our haram ball wins us the champions league and world cup
>>154418635Gayest post itt
why are they not diving more?
>>154418630thanks
GOAT match
>YOU SCORE I SCORE >YOU SCORE I SCORE >YOU SCORE I SCORE >YOU SCORE I SCORE >YOU SCORE I SCORE >YOU SCORE I SCORE >YOU SCORE I SCORE >YOU SCORE I SCORE >YOU SCORE I SCORE >YOU SCORE I SCORE
I love Olise so much
Olise is legit top 5 in the world right now, easilyJust insane
Olise equalizer. GG what a guy
NONCHALANT MAN
Shieeet
OLISEEEEE YABADABA DOOOO
OLISE
>>154418641Les gars
golazo
KINO MATCHKINO MATCHKINO MATCH
Bayern gekommen
GAYLISE
GOLAÇO
Stark!
OLISEEEEE
OLLIIIIIISEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
lol this fucking game
holy shitthat was beautiful
KINOOOOO GAAAAAAAAAME
Please defend
YES!!!
See how fun it is without PL teams
HOLY SEE
My stream is 2 minutes behind. If Olise scores I’ll eat my own cum.
Sick goal
da fuq I DEMAND AN EXPLANATION
Just wanders straight through the middle unchallenged
OLISAYY
My Thai wife said that football is a boring sport despite this game being a high scoring game and will kick me out the house after half time. ALSO GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLL
Bro this defending is fucking awful. Bro ran 5 meters uncontested on the edge of PSGs box. Seriously, how do atletico and Arsenal not batter both these teams
>I CAN'T DEFEND
welpjust wan more
It's so OVER
This Arsenal v Athletico game is gonna be so shit compared to this its not even funny
HOLY FUCKING KINOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
does pee as gee understand how to defend?they just sit and watch the player with the ball
wewthat's some horrid defending, should've been blocking ages ago
>>154418645Wtf happened to the PSG defense, holed as a sieve.
>>154418690i just got the goal now
god damn
OMG
It's 2-2
does that bayern retard know he can shoot at the goal and not just pass it ?
god almighty what a match
>>154418645Kek pas fait gaffe
dick and dom to me to you to me to you
shitty non tactical gameim too intelligent to watch such slop
imagine tomorrow's game
just let everyone shoot bro just let them shoot and see if it goes inthen we go
with what face do you even watch tomorrows game? this is kino
Football is back
>>154418697>t. premier league chud
We might investigate Safonov...
>>154418717>the city of YOU
Why the fuck did no defender try to block him, for at least 2 seconds
This really was an early final,
love olise me
Finally some good football game
5-5 final score
why the fuck does this englishman play for france
>>154418732I may be a chud but I'm right
blooter in the boxdon't see that anymorejust smash it
Are European strikers too good or are European defenders too shit?
if the game has more than 3 goals it's forced shit defending for spectacle slop and 3 is pushing it already
shan't be watching fartsenal and pathletico tomorrow
>Benfica - Real Madrid (groups)>Real Madrid - Bayern>PSG - Bayern Unbelievably kino games this season
both teams zero defence but top tier offense
a real player would have dived theregame got too woke
>>154418690Lap it up, bitch. Don't waste a drop.
I dont think this semen slurping sport is for me
second half is guaranteed to be a slurper now
Will the second half be a slurper?
>>154418725same, will be patiently waiting for the true chess match tomorrow
safanov should be garroted for that
To spot a Brazilian/Argentinian player they either need to have:1. Veneers2. Tattoos3. Both
>>154418725
>>154418688Can't wait for the salty brits to try and convince us tomorrow that artetaball is better
>>154418753Yes
Musiala is EnglishOlise is EnglishWhy do black Englishmen hate England so much?
>>154418747musiala is the same lmao
>>154418585What an idiotic take. You wouldn't care that much if this was the group stage
the real best player in the world
>>154418750No one can disprove you, since no one watches the prem
Let's be honest brosthis match is amazing, football is back bros
>unstoppable glass cannon vs immovable glass cannon
>>154418763Probably
>run straight into defenders >shoot straight into goalie >still scoreroflmao
nobody is talking about diaz's roulette before the goal?
Just give us the cup already
kino match
getting good nowenjoy it before Atleti-Arsenal
whats up with the britbongs using the word "impish"? nails on the chalkboard type stuff
hydrogen bomb vs hydrogen bomb
Kvara is broken he didnt run anymore.
wtf was number 51 doing on Olise's goal? why doesnt he close?
>>154418750Assnal doesnt score tho
>>154418725Calm down, Jose
>>154418778That's not cucurella
>>154418747>>154418773>go to primary school in uk>play for forren cantry utter woke nonsense
>>154418753Attacking players too good. The game favours them. There's a reason why they go for twice as much.
>>154418763Yeah they’re exerting all their energy too soon.
>>154418758nice slut
>>154418780people watch the prem but 80% of the viewerbase are jeets and africans
>>154418753unironically both
>>154418798You have none though ?
This is going to end up dark red - dark green - dark red by the end
The defence on both team is shambolic. Trossard, Dowman, Gyokeres and Saka would expose them easily in Budapest in 4 weeks time
Crying about defense in a high intensity game with lots of goals just means you’re a retarded fucking faggot who needs to be killed
Crazy ass game. Now about the other semi final....
>>154418641Les fraises
atomic bomb vs my amazing cock
>>154418409OHNONOHALALBROS
>>154418780City vs Arsenal had 3.5 billion viewers BILLION Cope & seeth
>Désiré Doué & Micheal Olisé BOTH play for the French NT
why didn't he dive?
>>154418758who?
>>154418772Because they've been there.You'd hate it too if you had been.
crazy how arsenal loses to both of these teams kek
>Olise was born in Hammersmith, Greater London, England, and raised in Hayes, Greater London, to a British-Nigerian father and Franco-Algerian motherWhy is it almost always BMWF?
>>154418828Yeah but so does Dembele
>>154418753>>154418771>>154418775>>154418779>>154418807>>154418815Seriously wtf
>>154418827Would you be astonished to know that those views are African and Asian only ?
>>154418753The ruling bodies more or less outlawed tackling so no one even bothers to learn how anymore.
>>154418779>shoot at keeper>keeper dives in a random direction>ball didn't travel a long distance for any curve nor had any rebound
Thankfully we're going to get some real slow burn, intelligent, ground out, REAL football tomorrow, not this pea brain attacking nonsense
do we still do half time... you know...
>diaz spins vertically through the box>accomplishes nothing, ball goes back out for reset>olise runs through the middle between three defenders and shoots it through neuer for a goalfucking south american monkeys are so overrated
>>154418840I have never met a white algerian
>>154418822football should be war not a gay american spectacle
>>154418834https://x.com/AkemySama
>>154418840>algerians are white in britain grim that
Benuldie
Llorente is so much better than hakimi
is that a fucking WOMAN linoin MY SPORT
He’s fucked
>>154418753There has been roughly 0-1% defending in this game and 0% good defending in this game
ERA
benulty
>>154418843he would leave the player on the left open
>>154418843he's fast you just don't understand
>>154418845Compared to bundaleague being only Afghans and turks?
>>154418827Gorillions even
>>154418840>Algerian>White?
>>154418843quick thinking wins everytime
ERA BENUDLY
>>154418840>Algerian>W
Retard Davies
>>154418758can it really be top tier offense, when there is no defense?
>mfw watching boys running
NO ERA
>>154418869Good. All the most fun games are just nonstop attacking
erabros feasting
VAR SINSO
Obvious pen
>>1544188penal????
>>154418856zizou zidane white passing right?
BENULDY
Oh here it comes, VAR to ruin the game right on cue
VAR SINSON TIME
>>154418876No white person watches the prem sorry
Penalty?
>>154418797whoever wins squares up against the death of the universe in the final
very clever handball
CLEAR pen
ERA PENAL
>>154418840Bougnoule + buerette a khel
Kimmich in panic mode
>>154418792i love this image so much
Absolute retard kek
THE CITY OF BAYERN
UNFORTUNATELY ERA
It's a nother episode of black people doing retarded stuff
>>154418705And imagine 4 PL teams in semis. That would be so depressing, how has entertainment and positive football just slipped away from the British Isles. PL was always a bit soulless with the owner situation and quiet crowds but it atleast it could stand up to europe with fast entertaining football.
>
>>154418725this im watching euroleague waiting for arsenal atletico
>>154418843The captain can't go because he would leave Musiala unmarked but the player right next to Olise could have fouled him easily.
why do they crowd the ref? like what do they think them saying is going to change? fucking retards
>>154418878She's white enough
BENULDY :DDDDDDDDDDDD
>>154418889Imagine how easy life is when you look like that
>hold hands behind your back so as to not handball>release hold to handle the ballngubu
>>154418860Cristinysam mogs she
That's a ridiculous decision how is he meant to avoid that?
>>154418840dark = masculinelight = feminine
>>154418899Bold of you to think that i have met Zidane
Come on Neur, redeem yourself lad.
In the prem a ball deflected off the body onto the arm isn't a pen. What a joke
Ops
REFBROS WE WON
give him a break he momentarily saw a banana and reached out
How much time do you need for such a blatant handball
Isnt the ref some Actor from movies?
uh oh
Commentators in full cope, that's always given since he put his arm out
>have your arms behind your back>pull them out right before the cross
var eravomit in buckets
WHY WOULD YOU HAVE YOUR HANDS BEHIND YOUR BACK AND REMOVE THEM JUST AT THE WRONG MOMENT
>that's the rule sirTOPESTKEK ALIVE
>>154418758As I age, I've grown to prefer ass over tits. Is that a natural progression of a heterosexual man?
Whats the point of putting your hand up when its already in a natural position. What on earth are they doing.
BASED VARSINSON
Honestly no era but neither was the bayern pen so get fucked
I thought it wasn't a pen if it bounced off your body first?
Kimmich absolutely SEETHING
VAR SINSON
>puts his hands behind his back>takes an arm out and touches the ball anyway
>angry german noises in the background
>>154418843H-HAYAI
Damn the ref got some aura
>puts hands behind back>throws all over the place once the player crossesdavies might be mentally challenged.
swung his arm out always gonna be giventhey'll miss penulty
>>154418935She's cute but akemy is better
>>154418957This. What rule is that? Did they change it?
>Dembele taking the pen>goooalllllllllm
Spaniard Del Cerro grande in var "From Big County" in var
>>154418944do they have different rules on the continent or what?
>>154418926Just keep your arms on your back nigga
Era ou não era?????
>>154418959Arisu sexoooooooooo
>>154418926retard davies
>>154418961Fent
Shits rigged
>>154418987>you saw the banana?>yes i saw the banana too
>>154418842I am.
NEW>>154418992>>154418992>>154418992
Check from Qatar cleared
>>154418697Arsenal already battered Bayern.
GOOD PEN FUCK BUYERN
What does this look convey?
GAMES GONEjust need to blooter the ball at defenders from 1 yard.
again clear as daylight pen
>hands behind his back>decides to extend his arm right when the PSG player kicks the ballAlright, Olise, Kvara and the like aren't that good.The defenders are just beyond retarded.
>commentary crying over the obvious handball being given>celebrated the bullshit pen given to Diaz earlierFucking faggots
>>154418982every single pic of him is an unintentional meme
Perfect shot desu
>>154418959iori owes me sexo
>>154418972First time watching a German team in the CL ? All decisions go against them
>>154418950Legit KWAB
>>154418987>17 is legal pops
this tie is going to have 15 goals in it at this rate
>>154418954>Always givenIt hits his penis first and bounces up on the arm. Those are never penalties.
>>154419014>Not even I would do something that stupid
>>154418926wtf was he thinking?
>>154418926Correct pen
APOLOGIZE
>>154419048ooga booga bix nood
>>154419012american "sports" are all WWE style fiction
>>154418987>>154418982>
>>154418959literally me at home
>>154419017it came off his legtotally contradicts the rules they laid out the last time they changed the handball rule
>>154418926what a fucking retard
i would have kept my arm by my side personally
Hakimi know how to suck superstars and managers
>>154418939It’s actually the opposite
there's the 5th
Time to retire Neuer
>>154418987typical euro/american interaction
>>154419019Try running with your arms cuffed behind your back. There's a reason polis do that.
>+1>play 5 minutes
>>154418942SÌ ERA
the neuer meme era is over
>>154419065Psst!So is all the politics on everyone's TVs.
SIMPLY KEEP YOUR HANDS BEHIND YOU
boring ngl
>>154418840No idea why he's playing for France, lad plays UK drill during training
>>154418926it is crazy that these situations where theres clearly no intention to put his arm in front of the ball are automatic pens
>>154419082#2 still a virgin
too bad the away goal rule is no more
>>154418977"german"
>>154418860ty bro
>>154419117I‘m sure based Dibu would have saved it XDDDDDD
my roommate brings and fucks his gf every other day, I almost cry when I hear the moanings
>>154419085It still has the fundamental direction the same as before, towards the Pen-box, its morally a pen nomatter what the rule-book says. Britbongs always have the worst takes with Pens, thinking intent should come into the judgment and all that.
>>154419261did he do anything worthy of note since the world cup in 2022? was he part of the copa winning squad?
>>154419302Do you get an erection though?
The absolute seethe from anglokikes and krautroons when we win the champions league and inevitably take down the WC in july. It's going to be hilariousBig Parisian cock (bbc) to rule them all
>>154418812brazilian japanese>>154418834heckin coomers>>154418888i guess so, best 2 offense in europe right now>>154418963fluctuating testosterone levels
>>154419303>thinking intent should come into the judgmentThat's literally in the rules?
>>154419323sometimes
OH NO NO NO NO
is this what it's like watching american sports? 35-16 type scores? wow
