Paris St. Germain 3 - 2 Bayern München (HT)>Wednesday 1800Werder Bremen (F) - Bayern München (F)>Thursday 2100Sporting Braga - SC Freiburg
>>154419108>Hühnchen
>>154419108based melody
>>154419108KWABOTY
>>154419108keeek
>third hsv themed in a row by the raped 43 yo boomer bauer
Greatest match since 4chan cup 2021https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6O4xinYuo4w
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imagine if we had Gnabry available...
KVARADONAAAAAAAAAA
KWAB (kek what a bayern)
DEMBOUUUUUUUUUUZ BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK BOK
they rigged it
Hühnchen? Gerupft
it's over
>Neuer x2
>bauern hühnchen
Warum holst du dir eigentlich nicht einfach mal ein Ticket und gehst ins Stadion anstatt alleine vorm PC ne Transe zu posten die eine HSV Fahne hält?
>5>5>5>5HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
SPLASHING 100 MILLION ON ANTHONY GORDON WILL FIX THIS
Santiago Beltran would have saved buyern today
>>154419894the obsessed retard had @grok it because xe was so mad the original one is holding a b00n flag
>>154419535ooof
>>154419873>all shots on target = goal
UPAUPAUPAUPAUPAUPAUPAUPAUPAUPAUPAUPAUPAUPAUPAUPAUPAUPAUPA
upamecano redeemed?
>>1544201095 out of 11. buyern 3 out of 5.get fact check'd
that fucking whore never offside
Well haven't seen Bayern getting destroyed in a minute lel.
never offside
>>154420237on neuer obviously you retard
5-6 incoming. Mainz was the plan
>>154420432>5 shots on neuer>6 shots on the other gklmao>>1544202374 out of 6 btw
>>154420603lumo
kramer has had one too many concussions
goatretzka getting ready for the bare knuckle box fight kek
>>154420764*stands still*
>>154420891locked in
game is dead and the subs killed it
ynr media saying musiala is back
this game should be the end of any neuer wm talks
Goretzka is giga shitshould have let a shit Musiala stay on
now that Gnabry is ded, Bayern bench looks pretty dire. If Eberl fails to buy 8 offensice players again, they could have a serious problem
>0-1 down at the AllianzPackbar
enjoy your continuous meltdown tranny, lmao, cya next matchday
Neuer heute mit 0 Paraden
>w-we won 5:4
:)
gemhttps://x.com/161mio/status/2049216177595945115
>>154421242>another match in front of the ScreenKommst du dir eigentlich nicht dumm vor? Ich stell mir sowas stinklangweilig vor. Jedes Spiel meines "Lieblingsvereins" aus einer anderen Stadt nur vor dem Bildschirm zu verbringen.
can I just rant about how fucking useless Stanisic is?>keeps getting cooked>makes shit runs>shit decision making>at one point sneaked into striker position and right back was completely open???>finally makes one very good run with plenty of time, has brainfart and passes it backsorry man but I've had enough of this retard, just get Read from Feyenoord or something
>>154421467nta. You're hate watching every single match of his club. Think about for a second
>>154421489you were rightalways gets schwindelig gespielt by skillful attackersnot Bayern level
QSG will be DESTROYED in München
>>154421538the question now is: who's worse, Stanisic or Boey?
>Nach einer Forderung von FIFA-Präsident Gianni Infantino können Spieler, die in einer Konfrontation mit dem Gegner ihre Hand vor den Mund halten, bei der Fußball-WM mit der Roten Karte bestraft werden
>>154421628racism did this
Komphahny aint simply no Rückrunden Edin
guess the player who earns the most in this pic
Wtf happened to Luis Enrique? He just looked and sounded like he was 80+ in this DAZN interview
What a fucking match...Next match Kompany back, and Karl and Bischof too, no more Goretzka 10 nonsenseThought it was over at 5-2 but I guess doubting these players is dumb, next match at home will be dicey
>Stanisic getting cooked on twitter
>>154421871still some of the most impressive defending i have seen
That was probably the best semi final match I have seen yet, from a neutral perspective. Watch tomorrow be like a 0-0 or something lol.
>>154422060they could have built a dynasty but wanted the cousin fucker instead
>>154422066>Atletico vs Assnal>Hitler vs Stalin
>>154422073Nah, that actually describes todays match better lolAssnal vs atleti is more like current US vs Iran, both sides banking it all on hormus strait
>>154422066>complete dogshit defending from both sides>best semi final match ... EVEEEEEEERfucking kys and i mean this seriously >buuuuut the many goaals absolute reddit tier game
>>154422066in recent memory yeah
>>154422180this but unironically
>>154422066having watched some Arsenal games this season, I dont know why you would watch them if youre not a fan of their team, their football is so incredibly boring to watch...
>>154422222checkedand i was serioussky austria was acting like this was the best game of all time
Don't worry, Arsenal will avenge you in the final when we blitz PSG with a 1-0 victory from a corner. Pure AK47 Taliban football.
HIV mong seething lmao
>>154421951Auch wenn ich die letzten Spiele von ihm gefeiert habe, er wird niemals weltklasse. Dieses ständige Verdaddeln, schlechte Übersicht, zu späte Pässe. Das geht mir so auf den Nerv. Karl wäre heute gold wert gewesen, Gnabry auch.
>>154422482me when Bremtard
>Sch...
GuMoYes yes the gym
>>154421993Cant blame him for ageing years after that match.>>154422012Was Kompany not allowed to talk to the players at HT or something?
>>154427837No he wasn't since he was suspended to be on the pitch
>mfw Musiala was absolute dog shit yesterday >mfw Gayretzka came on for Musiala
the bärenmarke iced coffee and reading through TM mett
>>154428963>bärenmarke iced coffeedisgusting
>>154429039it's im angebot, normally I prefer the eigenmarke from netto
le sigh, wasn't here yesterday to see my favorite postergoretzka killed the 5-5
the one thing I didn't agree with yesterday was the end of the gamePSG players kept faking injuries then the ref only adds 4 minutes for all the time wasting and 4 goals scoredand plays like 2mins of those 4
If Bayern signed Xavi Simons, >we would have a backup option on both flanks + CAM but now he got ACL'd and Bayern has depth problems due to injuriesthanks uli!
>>154429446imagine if Bayern could have subbed on Gnabry or Karl...Would have ended 6:5
>>154429671>>154429662währe währe fahrradkette
what's the German equivalent of remontada
what are you crying aboutHalbfinale is Endstation for Bayern. not even Pep with a squad full of Weltmeister could change thatBayern worries about more important things like the Festgeldkonto Meisterschaft
>>154430001Remoulade
>the one based thing Stanisic did playing for Bayern
>>154430014what happened 2013 and 2020?
>>154421951How did Dembele get a better rating than Diaz who was clearly the best man on the pitch? Olise was much better than Doue too. Shame he didn't score that 0-2, it was so close
>>154430527He's not up to Bayern Standard, never has been. Imagine Kimmich as a right back and Stiller as a 6 instead
>>154430014>not even PepWhat are you implying? He fucked up three Bayern semi finals because he wanted to show off how smart he is. Got embarrassed every single time with his "special" tactics, playing players out of position, suicidal Dreierketten etc. That's when I lost respect for Pep. He put his ego before the team and everything else
>Wolfsburg-Kapitän Maximilian Arnold (31) fällt für den Rest der Saison aus
>>154429671>6:5 so they still would have lost? nice
imagine if halal was there instead of buyern, would have been double digits on psg side
Padilla-Bidas
>>154419108GOODBYE HORSES
HARDER PERNILLE HARDER
>>154431467a real mystery huh retard?
>Bayerns Krüger kurz vor Chef-Posten beim HSVWe can't stop winning Womenbros
we dont want this bitch
>>154432327someone post the kathleen and hansi clip
Has Kuntz beat the charges yet?
When Zorniger lost every game 4:5 he was shit. Nowadays it's cool...
>>154432888nobody but the coping Bayernmedia says it
i know more players on Atleti than Arsewtf how are they first in England
tips for the game?
lol you could put 200.000 bayerncucks into the cucklianz arena and it wouldnt be half as loud
>>154433121its unironically louder than any german stadium
Why did Neuer want to keep the ball after letting in 5 goals? Bayern are a fucking JOKE.
>ademola cuckman
what a game man
feels like i watched a womens game yesterday and proper football today lol
>Britbongs keep praising Ricehe has done nothing lol
https://x.com/nocontextfooty/status/2049392559407935679
>>154435066>Holland ref derails the game
>>154435775even in Holland no one likes Makkelie
>>154429671Karl and Bischof being back next week is pretty nice, especially in terms of subs. If it had stayed 5-2 it wouldnt matter of course, but 5-4 with next match at home gives a chance. PSG players seemed pretty dead after 70 minutes.
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Oh no HSV tranny is in trouble:https://www.ndr.de/hsv-ultra-laesst-gerichtstermin-platzen-und-wird-per-haftbefehl-gesucht,banner-128.html
>Seit Jahrzehnten sind die Sticker und Sammelkarten von Panini ein Kult-Produkt bei den Fans der Nationalmannschaft. Jetzt geht der Verband andere Wege. Der DFB hat einen neuen Millionen-Deal abgeschlossen. Der US-Merchandiser „Fanatics“ wird ab 2031 offizieller Lizenzpartner für Sammelkarten, Sticker und Sammelkartenspiele. Die Fan-Produkte werden künftig von der US-Marke „Topps“ produziert, das Unternehmen ist 2022 von Fanatics übernommen worden.
>>154443059First Nike over Adidas, the biggest national embarrassment since Merkel in 2015. And now this. DFB should be investigated for corruption
>>154443072Whats wrong when they made a better offer? It's all about money anyway
>In Spanien verdichten sich die Hinweise, dass Präsident Florentino Pérez den Portugiesen zurückholen will. Laut „The Athletic“ ist Mourinho der klare Favorit auf den Trainerposten bei den Königlichen
>>154443221That would be kino. Mou has soul. Guys like Arbeloa or Alonso are so incredibly boring
American site btw.
Anime site btw.
>>154432903Plz stop calling out the Zorniger Defense Squad
>>154443221lmaoReal is finished
>>154443583They triumphed on the pitch for one last time that day. Little did they know, that was the sacrifice to seal the curse. Edin black magic broke them for good.
>HSV out of nowhere
>„Die Champions League ist eine Schande. Von den drei Elfmeterszenen des Abends entschied der Schiedsrichter ausgerechnet die für Arsenal und ließ die für Atlético unberücksichtigt – reiner Zufall, versteht sich.“>„Mundo Deportivo“ schreibt: „Makkelie, der eine katastrophale Schiedsrichterleistung zeigte, erfand einen weiteren Elfmeter gegen Atlético, den der VAR korrigieren musste.“spainiards seething because they get a taste of their own medicine. Priceless!
>>154443753never seen such a raped individual
>Bei Prime Video schauten mehr als fünf Millionen Haushalte das Spiel – nie zuvor waren es bei der Plattform während eines Sport-Events mehr. Für die Umrechnung in Zuschauer wird in der Regel mit einem Faktor von mindestens 1,6 Menschen pro Haushalt gerechnet. Es verfolgten also über acht Millionen Fans das Spiel vor den Endgeräten. >Das Hinspiel im Halbfinale übertraf den bisherigen Prime-Video-Zuschauerrekord in Deutschland. Diesen teilten sich bislang zwei Partien: das Viertelfinal-Hinspiel des FC Bayern gegen Real Madrid am 7. April 2026 in Madrid sowie das Halbfinal-Rückspiel von Borussia Dortmund gegen Paris Saint-Germain am 7. Mai 2024. Bei beiden hatten jeweils mehr als 4,5 Millionen Haushalte eingeschaltet.Another world record btw
>Matthias Jaissle hat mit 38 Jahren zum zweiten Mal als Trainer des Al-Ahli SFC die AFC Champions League gewonnen
>>154444397We still hate the worthless piece of shit "service" that is Amazon Prime, there was just no other option this month
>>154443831that penalty against juve still makes me mad
test match cricket.
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>>154444906wrong it's based and worth it
simply no reason you should not all all speaking german in this thread bending over backwards for the Big Strong Americans how sad
>>154445588Geh hoid dei Fotzn du Aussie-Spacko. Wer hotten di nach deiner Meinung gfrogt?